The Accidental 400mg Edible

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @kjb21161
    @kjb21161 3 года назад +60019

    400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

    • @44H44
      @44H44 3 года назад +10017

      Relax alpha male

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +33466

      and your name is Kyle

    • @dylan52528
      @dylan52528 3 года назад +936

      the

    • @kenzie9367
      @kenzie9367 3 года назад +551

      @@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

    • @j_ken3424
      @j_ken3424 3 года назад +353

      @@TedNivison Okay Ted

  • @ohboymegaman1
    @ohboymegaman1 4 года назад +11520

    "I was at the Misfits house..."
    I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

  • @pbtbp
    @pbtbp 4 года назад +7833

    i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 4 года назад +154

      Insanely accurate

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 4 года назад +122

      Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

    • @dewcranzz
      @dewcranzz 4 года назад +12

      @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

    • @graya.d.957
      @graya.d.957 4 года назад +115

      The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 4 года назад +15

      @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

  • @Jordan-df6ps
    @Jordan-df6ps 4 года назад +10518

    "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 4 года назад +6

      But you just did

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 4 года назад +94

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 4 года назад +4

      MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

    • @m1lkbags
      @m1lkbags 4 года назад +64

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 4 года назад +5

      unless you like fun :)

  • @AnatolyRavioliGym
    @AnatolyRavioliGym 11 месяцев назад +2312

    Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

    • @jamesauruss
      @jamesauruss 2 месяца назад +62

      i had a bad trip on shrooms (shouldve started smaller) and my friend just held me as i cried. im thankful to live with people who understand how to trip sit and take care of one another 😭

    • @esa8143
      @esa8143 2 месяца назад +21

      @@jamesauruss Ive only had 1 bad shroom trip and I was alone during that (In hindsight not so great idea) I did way too much and ended up talking to the shrooms telepathically as they tried to teach me things about myself. Shit was so stressful I couldnt sleep the entire night

    • @--Nabe-rius--
      @--Nabe-rius-- Месяц назад +14

      @@esa8143 That's not a bad trip, that's the mushrooms trying to help you.

    • @2wickie686
      @2wickie686 Месяц назад +8

      I'm apparently really sensitive to weed because 5mg does fuck all but 10mg was enough to make me hallucinate, have mini blackouts every ~3 seconds, feel like I'm legit dying, and then think I actually died. It was scary as fuck.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 4 года назад +8168

    "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

    • @dovahfruit9503
      @dovahfruit9503 4 года назад +80

      i honestly thats he was gonna say that

    • @ParzivalTheThird
      @ParzivalTheThird 4 года назад +70

      _continues after a short moment of silence_

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 года назад +31

      Tbf i would say that sober

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +24

      thats such a charlie thing to say

    • @vixelkee4636
      @vixelkee4636 4 года назад +5

      Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

  • @dead.set.on.life.
    @dead.set.on.life. 3 года назад +14690

    Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +2327

      LOL

    • @chssybuttwaffles1320
      @chssybuttwaffles1320 3 года назад +78

      @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

    • @szymonnowicki8412
      @szymonnowicki8412 3 года назад +127

      I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

    • @biggiecheese128
      @biggiecheese128 3 года назад +38

      Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

    • @yumilol1132
      @yumilol1132 3 года назад +3

      @@biggiecheese128 right

  • @sheamcgurgan6165
    @sheamcgurgan6165 4 года назад +30239

    "Yeah that was 400mg"
    Current Mission: Survive

  • @SoSoDEVIL
    @SoSoDEVIL Год назад +3413

    MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

    • @burritoman5567
      @burritoman5567 4 месяца назад +9

      i would

    • @fufu2148
      @fufu2148 4 месяца назад +127

      Agreed, his friends seem kinda fake

    • @roselisesullivanbarrett
      @roselisesullivanbarrett 4 месяца назад +124

      Yeah, Schlat isn’t very compassionate or caring. He also loves to make jokes about abusing and unaliving homeless people
      Because joking about hurting some of the most vulnerable folks is hilarious/s
      I don’t like him personally, but a lot of people do

    • @Pepperspray9482
      @Pepperspray9482 4 месяца назад +9

      @@fufu2148that’s just who they are. Shlatt is just the type of person and they are all good w it

    • @nicksal04
      @nicksal04 4 месяца назад +24

      @@roselisesullivanbarrettyou’re fun at parties huh?

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 3 года назад +22160

    Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 3 года назад +163

      250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

    • @mobster3252
      @mobster3252 3 года назад +919

      Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 3 года назад +742

      The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

    • @lucamixes6342
      @lucamixes6342 3 года назад +70

      Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp 3 года назад +54

      @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 4 года назад +11942

    I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    • @dani-de4bp
      @dani-de4bp 4 года назад +18

      Which is the vid

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад +14

      haha what a classic

    • @gigabiteps8726
      @gigabiteps8726 4 года назад +3

      I like your profile picture

    • @cans2719
      @cans2719 4 года назад +63

      i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

    • @henrymunnich1648
      @henrymunnich1648 4 года назад +6

      @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

  • @thatboy3930
    @thatboy3930 4 года назад +7924

    The fastest ways to stop feeling high
    - Physical Activity, sports etc
    - Eating
    - Showering
    - Sleeping
    - Getting arrested

    • @laurarom5043
      @laurarom5043 4 года назад +110

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

    • @Resident13thStreet
      @Resident13thStreet 4 года назад +28

      Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @evanecker7724
      @evanecker7724 4 года назад +22

      -taking a full gram dab

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 4 года назад +65

      Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

  • @bluebloomin3036
    @bluebloomin3036 Год назад +4185

    The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

    • @Forrest1989
      @Forrest1989 8 месяцев назад +319

      "friends"

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock 6 месяцев назад +200

      thats a great way to know who's who. quickest way to dislike someone

    • @idontfuckinknowdude
      @idontfuckinknowdude 6 месяцев назад +23

      it's fucking Schlatt and co that's their entire thing

    • @Sara-dp5dg
      @Sara-dp5dg 6 месяцев назад +277

      For real. greening out is not fun. I would have tried to get him to sleep it off or tried to get him to eat foods that would cut the high down.

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock 6 месяцев назад

      @@Sara-dp5dg doing simple things like turning lights down, reducing background noises and stimuli and such is already a long way but i guess these white teenagers in their late 20's still havent developed empathy yet

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 3 года назад +6645

    This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    • @laligayer474
      @laligayer474 3 года назад +32

      underrated comment

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 3 года назад +16

      “Please.”

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 года назад +70

      I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

    • @diegoviramontes2479
      @diegoviramontes2479 3 года назад +2

      420 likes, nice.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 года назад +7

      JUST SAY YAOI
      - Captain Lou

  • @sclappap7631
    @sclappap7631 4 года назад +9984

    See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

  • @mayatflyt
    @mayatflyt 7 месяцев назад +308

    i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

  • @tobyowen-hughes1306
    @tobyowen-hughes1306 4 года назад +5652

    The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "hmmmmmm"
    Gets me every time.

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 4 года назад +14

      Time stamp?

    • @tobyowen-hughes1306
      @tobyowen-hughes1306 4 года назад +28

      @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 4 года назад +6

      @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

    • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
      @MAX-ENERGY_5678 3 года назад +3

      question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 3 года назад +4

      @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

  • @RoachDoggJr2112
    @RoachDoggJr2112 4 года назад +5706

    That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

  • @tyzzieee
    @tyzzieee 2 года назад +6763

    Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

    • @Lexingtonian
      @Lexingtonian Год назад

      It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman Год назад +2

      didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

    • @ufork
      @ufork Год назад +76

      he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

    • @samueldoiron1656
      @samueldoiron1656 Год назад +15

      The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

    • @TheMemeBorrower.
      @TheMemeBorrower. Год назад +7

      I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

  • @OIeka
    @OIeka 5 месяцев назад +306

    It’s pretty heartwarming to see the internet becoming a kinder place in some aspects. There’s very few comments older than 2 years that call out Ted’s friend’s behavior, but many of the ones under a year are very considerate in pointing it out. I think that’s nice to see the comments evolving in that direction. To those commenters, You guys are good ppl

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 4 месяца назад +4

      their behavior is fine. they're content creators and this made them money. if it was truly such a big problem, ted would have done something about it. and I'm fairly certain he would have done the same if roles were reversed.
      i don't want to be that person, but some people are way too sensitive lmao. he's fine

    • @myahrider5131
      @myahrider5131 4 месяца назад +57

      @@horizonhunterTraf "if it was truly such a big problem, ted would have done something about it" he literally couldn't of done anything. he was high out of his fucking mind, and when you're in that state you don't think about how you could make this better for yourself, all you think about is how you're going to survive.
      and i know that sounds dramatic, but when you green out/get too high it genuinely feels like it could kill you. weed is such a mind fucking drug that it makes you believe you're dying if you take too much.

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 4 месяца назад +2

      @myahrider5131 I more or less meant it in a way of "he would have done something /after/ the ordeal". Might've misworded it a bit

    • @CatholicToni
      @CatholicToni 4 месяца назад +28

      The clip of him “horizontal” on a couch and that music blasting made me want to die just imagining myself in Teds shoes 🥴 this is why it’s said to only do drugs with people you trust because a bad trip is a horrible experience.. even though nothing could’ve helped Ted, he just had to ride it out but man those guys made it so much harder

    • @twggybtch
      @twggybtch 3 месяца назад +10

      @@horizonhunterTrafyea. I mean no one in your life probably ever feels comfortable being around you when they’re inebriated so you wouldn’t know.
      But seeing how he was forcing himself to stay calm or coherent was probably hell for him.

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 4 года назад +3120

    "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's"
    Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 года назад +186

      A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 4 года назад +55

      The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 4 года назад +22

      The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

    • @LlamaTheScotsman
      @LlamaTheScotsman 4 года назад

      Wait you said tit

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 4 года назад +1

      @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

  • @willwetterhahn7846
    @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +4899

    Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 года назад +271

      I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +72

      @@DarthYall I'm so glad

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +52

      @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

    • @banksymoore2926
      @banksymoore2926 3 года назад +29

      @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

    • @bath_tubbarracuda845
      @bath_tubbarracuda845 3 года назад +36

      @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly 4 года назад +3650

    Misfits: "Ted, that's weed."
    Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 4 года назад +32

      More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

    • @crashed-in4945
      @crashed-in4945 4 года назад +9

      Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 4 года назад +3

      Crashed-In lmao

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 года назад +6

      bravo six, going barf

    • @bigboy-gw8me
      @bigboy-gw8me 2 года назад +3

      Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

  • @marissal.2349
    @marissal.2349 11 месяцев назад +593

    I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 2 года назад +22325

    its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    • @iwantadonutbadly
      @iwantadonutbadly 2 года назад +304

      @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

    • @yourteeth9708
      @yourteeth9708 2 года назад +709

      tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

    • @sunalt7316
      @sunalt7316 2 года назад +587

      Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 2 года назад

      Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

    • @gracett3628
      @gracett3628 2 года назад +650

      @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 4 года назад +1651

    Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

  • @domainprotagonist9729
    @domainprotagonist9729 2 года назад +6346

    I took a 500 mg once and was high for three straight days. To wake up high not once, but twice was one of the most alarming ways to progressively begin back to back mornings I could imagine.

    • @Blueee51
      @Blueee51 2 года назад +12

      Oooof

    • @life_so_hard_i_so_emo
      @life_so_hard_i_so_emo Год назад +9

      How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

    • @uncledick9445
      @uncledick9445 Год назад +18

      lightweight

    • @johnbitler5907
      @johnbitler5907 Год назад +81

      @@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

    • @Brevski
      @Brevski Год назад +86

      Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

  • @ashbeatte
    @ashbeatte 10 месяцев назад +351

    The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

  • @dustinthedean7661
    @dustinthedean7661 4 года назад +4642

    That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    • @mobulamoon
      @mobulamoon 4 года назад +172

      *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

    • @annachaloult1587
      @annachaloult1587 4 года назад +31

      GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

    • @ariebrackenridge1453
      @ariebrackenridge1453 4 года назад +19

      I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 4 года назад +5

      Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

    • @dustinthedean7661
      @dustinthedean7661 4 года назад +23

      @@BenDover-ht5nv no. Only B O N E S

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 4 года назад +5082

    Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 4 года назад +338

      as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 3 года назад +80

      @@idolizationist 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

    • @drakeeberth2477
      @drakeeberth2477 3 года назад +13

      Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

    • @Shock002
      @Shock002 3 года назад +138

      @@drakeeberth2477 ok

    • @lily-mt9yr
      @lily-mt9yr 3 года назад +15

      @@idolizationist okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

  • @caesar_19
    @caesar_19 4 года назад +4273

    I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

  • @sapphis_lazuli
    @sapphis_lazuli 9 месяцев назад +226

    if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

  • @SuperMcgooch
    @SuperMcgooch Год назад +19519

    Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    • @Nenona1200
      @Nenona1200 Год назад +2372

      I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Год назад +670

      ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- Год назад +870

      idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

    • @ne0ngrav3
      @ne0ngrav3 Год назад +72

      @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x Год назад +97

      @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

  • @juushyy
    @juushyy 3 года назад +4682

    saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    • @chefyanayano
      @chefyanayano 3 года назад +87

      I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 3 года назад +134

      @@chefyanayano The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

    • @averyroth9367
      @averyroth9367 3 года назад +115

      i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 3 года назад +8

      @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

    • @bam8606
      @bam8606 3 года назад +45

      Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

  • @Brningstar
    @Brningstar 4 года назад +3617

    Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    • @Lum1num
      @Lum1num 4 года назад +100

      If only big lion was there to help

    • @charliekirby_
      @charliekirby_ 4 года назад +44

      N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

    • @xzandyx21
      @xzandyx21 4 года назад +4

      Aye 420 likes

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 года назад +11

      that's not the most carson thing ever....

    • @kaid6486
      @kaid6486 3 года назад +47

      @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 9 месяцев назад +331

    I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms
    If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

  • @romeeb7712
    @romeeb7712 4 года назад +3315

    "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 4 года назад +15

      That was 7 words

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +73

      @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 4 года назад +6

      @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 4 года назад +46

      @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 4 года назад +18

      @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

  • @tiarnancarey5250
    @tiarnancarey5250 4 года назад +2346

    I can't be the only one who wants him to release his own brand called Tedibles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 4 года назад +7

      Omg yesss

    • @baconwheel
      @baconwheel 4 года назад +51

      tedsticles

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 4 года назад +11

      @@baconwheel big brain moment

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +2

      @@baconwheel so you know those camel balls sweets, so yea that's what I think of when you typed that

    • @chefsurs1
      @chefsurs1 4 года назад

      @@baconwheel sad times 4 your pfp

  • @tobyirving4047
    @tobyirving4047 4 года назад +1449

    This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    • @TheBogLordofCasper
      @TheBogLordofCasper 4 года назад +71

      This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

    • @perryerin
      @perryerin 4 года назад +15

      He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

    • @wqtter3209
      @wqtter3209 4 года назад +5

      I don’t think I want to

    • @Sukotchi-py2ip
      @Sukotchi-py2ip 4 года назад +10

      The next step is the time loop and it is hell

    • @GwapeJuice
      @GwapeJuice 4 года назад +6

      This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

  • @Honeybeeteatime
    @Honeybeeteatime 6 месяцев назад +253

    Worst trip sitters ever

  • @NeemaFahimy
    @NeemaFahimy 2 года назад +7514

    My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

    • @kermit4133
      @kermit4133 Год назад +164

      @Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Год назад +5

      Grew nation?
      Grewsum?.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Год назад +16

      @@kermit4133
      True. This reeks of Ops.

    • @KingSchmeat
      @KingSchmeat Год назад +33

      That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

    • @juf9055
      @juf9055 Год назад +12

      i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 Год назад +3881

    the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    • @Grzonie
      @Grzonie 9 месяцев назад +261

      Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

    • @marnenotmarnie259
      @marnenotmarnie259 5 месяцев назад +41

      seriously, i'm really glad i never watched any of their channels

    • @_celeste-
      @_celeste- 4 месяца назад +9

      holy fuck yeah

    • @reedh2820
      @reedh2820 2 месяца назад +10

      Even though he was recording, i feel like cooper was the only not being a menace lmao

  • @dankahank8069
    @dankahank8069 4 года назад +5120

    This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

  • @heckinlmao
    @heckinlmao 9 месяцев назад +182

    Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

    • @quinrosee
      @quinrosee 5 месяцев назад +3

      i LOVE a warm (not too hot) shower when i’m too high…i find the sensation of water on you helps you not to focus on how u feel too much

    • @mfdoomguey
      @mfdoomguey 4 месяца назад +1

      Thx bro 🖤

    • @jamesauruss
      @jamesauruss 2 месяца назад +1

      good to know. i have a tendency to let myself sit and panic even though i know it’s irrational. i’ll try a hot shower next time!

  • @josephpeterson-mcgee9502
    @josephpeterson-mcgee9502 4 года назад +1247

    Swagger: we set it up this way because it makes sense
    Me: It doesn’t matter when you are high

    • @marioreaper1
      @marioreaper1 4 года назад +11

      for real i literally had 3 weed cookies
      was told to only eat 1 so i did
      got high
      then proceeded to eat the other 2 because i didnt wanna get up and got the munchies.
      It was HELL
      still support recreational weed tho just gotta hide edibles from myself after eating some

  • @pj8844
    @pj8844 4 года назад +1767

    Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter."
    Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 4 года назад +46

      These are cocoa beans.
      These are cocoa beans.
      *These are cocoa beans.*

    • @Ogglaroth
      @Ogglaroth 4 года назад +9

      What are those?
      Those are eggshells.

    • @pj8844
      @pj8844 4 года назад +4

      Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 4 года назад +4

      azure
      Those are cocoa beans...

    • @octangulaa
      @octangulaa 4 года назад +7

      It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 4 года назад +2419

    This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

  • @wearyatlas
    @wearyatlas 8 месяцев назад +200

    The old vs New comments are *very* different in tone, and i’m glad, honestly.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 7 месяцев назад +61

      yea i thought i was in crazytown when this story first came out and everyone was laughing at how silly ted was for inadvertently getting super high and being tortured by his friends

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 месяцев назад +17

      Dude REAL it’s honestly so nice to see people gain empathy

    • @mfdoomguey
      @mfdoomguey 4 месяца назад +6

      Nah fr lol. I was reading these newer comments and I like dang everyone is so wholesome 😂😂😂

    • @mp-qz3pf
      @mp-qz3pf Месяц назад

      Because everyone is a bitch now

  • @fernandagomez7350
    @fernandagomez7350 4 года назад +864

    Ted-"this is the most painful high ever help me"
    Schlatt-"lol u want butter?"

    • @burrsoup
      @burrsoup 4 года назад +9

      I wish I had a friend who just supplied me with butter

    • @budywudy9
      @budywudy9 4 года назад +15

      ​@@asaddoeasdw1088 you know different people have different tolerances and reactions to things right

    • @thorn6067
      @thorn6067 4 года назад +17

      @@asaddoeasdw1088 did you miss him saying this was his first time touching weed in months, followed by a demonstration of how low his tolerance is?

  • @NoThoughtsBleh
    @NoThoughtsBleh 3 года назад +5210

    This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    • @wazzza.208
      @wazzza.208 3 года назад +65

      and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen 3 года назад +11

      elmo is a glove

    • @captainhellhound7451
      @captainhellhound7451 3 года назад +5

      This is just how the use of edibles go

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 Год назад +2

      Sega playstation

    • @Patt_sbm
      @Patt_sbm Год назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53fr

  • @idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918
    @idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918 4 года назад +1485

    ".. Eat an entire sleeve of club crackers without cheese, because.. Gluttony"
    You really called me out while I was eating my club crackers huh?

    • @TheStoneAxe23Animation
      @TheStoneAxe23Animation 4 года назад +12

      Bro that called me out too, we're in this together.

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 4 года назад +5

      i love to do that too

    • @beforegrim
      @beforegrim 4 года назад +2

      I did that 2 days ago

    • @Mundilfari_
      @Mundilfari_ 4 года назад +3

      That’s me with saltines. I can down 2 sleeves in an hour

    • @jordansuggs4573
      @jordansuggs4573 4 года назад +3

      Those are rookie numbers, I can eat an entire box is like 30 minutes

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 11 месяцев назад +411

    Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

    • @Hannah-ds2bl
      @Hannah-ds2bl 4 месяца назад +9

      I took 420mg and thought I was dying and was experiencing the last few seconds of my life stretched out into eternity

    • @thephase665
      @thephase665 18 дней назад

      @@Hannah-ds2bl I took about 6-7 hits from a sativa pen. For the next 2 hours I was a ghost in my own body. If I weren't such a pussy that'd have been an amazing experience lol. I convinced myself that I would die alone right there, til I bumped into this guy I knew and he helped me calm down without even trying. Miss that dude

  • @GraceWhip
    @GraceWhip 2 года назад +6148

    I'm impressed with your ability to talk during this! My friend made a similar mistake and he messaged me just saying "I cannot remember how out loud writing works please help". It was an experience.

    • @rileyoneill5107
      @rileyoneill5107 2 года назад +262

      Yeah I had a friend who got too high and she could only communicate by tapping her fingers bc that's all she could move lmao

    • @kaylawesome2
      @kaylawesome2 2 года назад +122

      Out loud writing 😂😂😂😂

    • @LikeASkyScraper1313
      @LikeASkyScraper1313 2 года назад +91

      Literally same I had to write my girlfriend a note that said “I forgot how to talk and it feels like I’m in a dream” 💀

    • @dysphoric_god7737
      @dysphoric_god7737 2 года назад +39

      ok prolly sucked for him but "out loud writing" LMAO

    • @maxellis1023
      @maxellis1023 2 года назад +10

      @@rileyoneill5107 fuckin hector Salamanca 💀💀

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 4 года назад +2133

    I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    • @xyzjalsjekdi
      @xyzjalsjekdi 3 года назад +9

      I wheezed-

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +9

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @confident8132
      @confident8132 3 года назад +4

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 года назад +2

      @@confident8132 ikr

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +3

      @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

  • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
    @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 4 года назад +2549

    "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 4 года назад +9

      Took me a minute

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 4 года назад +33

      this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

    • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
      @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 4 года назад +13

      @@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 4 года назад +10

      what a coincidence, you made mine lol
      yay for wholesome internet comversations

    • @tomdebom1346
      @tomdebom1346 4 года назад +2

      Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

  • @YTPNoob
    @YTPNoob 5 месяцев назад +154

    Never put yourself in a vulnerable state around those guys ever again.

  • @gabrielaperezmt
    @gabrielaperezmt 2 года назад +5277

    i like how he’s talking about it like it’s a mission because really when you’re that high… every single act is a mission. it’s rehearsed and prepared for and everything is a battle

    • @Cannonbombtv
      @Cannonbombtv 2 года назад +72

      I literally had all these symptoms taking a 20mg edible. I would literally die on 400

    • @MagPiesGarden
      @MagPiesGarden 2 года назад +1

      YESS! I agree!

    • @johndo3713
      @johndo3713 2 года назад +14

      There is no amount of weed I couldn’t function on. Try 20 Xanax bars then you’re playing life on veteran mode.

    • @catyatzee4143
      @catyatzee4143 2 года назад +12

      god I remember once I was stoned out of my mind at my friends camp and when I mentioned I had oreo's in my car there was a mission plan and motivational music to go get it

    • @TheInfectiousCadaver
      @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 года назад +10

      step 1. keep breathing.
      step 2. repeat step 1.
      usually where my mind goes when i get WAY too high.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +18979

    This man literally went to Mars before Elon Musk by taking this edible

    • @joshevans3323
      @joshevans3323 4 года назад +68

      He rly do b everywhere 😔

    • @budmoment8599
      @budmoment8599 4 года назад +36

      Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

    • @Sludgelorrd
      @Sludgelorrd 4 года назад +5

      never been this early to one of your comments

    • @gelo6099
      @gelo6099 4 года назад +2

      Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

    • @bluejacket4429
      @bluejacket4429 4 года назад +1

      Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 4 года назад +1059

    "My body felt like rubber bands."
    Finally, a good way to explain how I felt when I smoked a few times. I couldn't sit still because everything would hurt, but like a deep ache that wouldn't go away, so I had to keep moving. But the movements were Parkinson's like movements. That would get tiring so I'd wanna go to sleep, but if I stopped moving, everything would hurt again.

    • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
      @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 4 года назад +38

      Are you sure those were Scooby Snacks, Shaggy?

    • @enrico2575
      @enrico2575 4 года назад +12

      Sounds more like DPH honestly.

    • @MyMusiclifestyle
      @MyMusiclifestyle 4 года назад +9

      Dude, that sounds awfull..

    • @ashgrindle1152
      @ashgrindle1152 4 года назад +5

      After the high wears off the arthritis in my back quits hurting for awhile, but f*ck if it doesn't hurt like a bitch when I'm stoned.

    • @sanguinedreaming6074
      @sanguinedreaming6074 4 года назад +5

      sounds like DPH or acid lmfao

  • @zacksimmons8780
    @zacksimmons8780 Год назад +415

    homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 8 месяцев назад +4

      Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

    • @MichaelJGarrick
      @MichaelJGarrick 7 месяцев назад

      @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK
      Personal experience

    • @cowcannon8883
      @cowcannon8883 7 месяцев назад +42

      @@soaringspirits2267 its because when your shoes are off you tend to be at home or somewhere comfortable, and in his case he was touch sensitive so less pressure on your feet can help. some may be uncomfortable bare foot, so socks are plenty comfy if barefoot isnt an option.

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@cowcannon8883 OHHHH. Makes sense! Tysm for replying!!!

  • @PinkyPonky45
    @PinkyPonky45 Год назад +1272

    Ted: actively dying
    Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 10 месяцев назад +91

      i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

    • @TeeheeX23
      @TeeheeX23 8 месяцев назад +130

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know. the thing is: schlat, had at that time, never been around people that smoked or even ever smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

    • @deseuryderia
      @deseuryderia 4 месяца назад +41

      @@TeeheeX23that and ted laughs about it now. there’s no use in getting pissed off for ted because ted’s not pissed. 💀💀

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 Месяц назад

      @@TeeheeX23 Nah, that's just Schlatt's entire thing. When he's in character, he's just an asshole New Yorker.

  • @AvenirRacing
    @AvenirRacing 2 года назад +14088

    You legit handled that like a fucking champion. Anyone who has been too high knows exactly how fucking terrifying and overwhelming it can be.

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 2 года назад +89

      Exactly what i thought!

    • @Bimgus9
      @Bimgus9 2 года назад +744

      Your heart feels like its gonna beat out of your chest, and your mind is everywhere at once. When you try to control your mind it only gets worse and theres nothing you can really do. The whole time during a bad trip you just feel like you’re gonna die or have a heart attack or something

    • @vana24013
      @vana24013 2 года назад +140

      i asked my boyfriend for narcan 😂 i have never greened out as bad as that night

    • @UndeadMunchies
      @UndeadMunchies 2 года назад +134

      Having had these experiences myself, I felt super anxious and dreadful as he started explaining the wait for the come up.

    • @WesternMustache
      @WesternMustache 2 года назад +38

      @@UndeadMunchies Haha same. I knew what was coming for him and it made my anxiety sky rocket.

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig 4 года назад +14051

    i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

    • @gordcore1062
      @gordcore1062 4 года назад +391

      But this is the one we needed in our lives

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 4 года назад +130

      That’s probably because you have

    • @charlieking4682
      @charlieking4682 4 года назад +249

      Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

    • @dtrracing5233
      @dtrracing5233 4 года назад +53

      It’s a common mistake

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 года назад +49

      You probably have. Everyone has told it.

  • @kaistorm777
    @kaistorm777 5 месяцев назад +63

    With friends like that, who needs enemies.

  • @jfkfade8124
    @jfkfade8124 4 года назад +5477

    I remember when this was on a few different people's vlogs, glad to get some more context on what horrible suffering we were witnessing

    • @lianna9492
      @lianna9492 4 года назад +21

      they also talked about it on the podcast

    • @minecraftstampyfan22
      @minecraftstampyfan22 4 года назад +11

      omg whos vlogs??? i need to see hahaha

    • @jfkfade8124
      @jfkfade8124 4 года назад +26

      @@minecraftstampyfan22 I remember Cscoop had a bit of it in his vlog from LA

    • @minecraftstampyfan22
      @minecraftstampyfan22 4 года назад +4

      JWTP1974 ooo awesome thank u!!

    • @jfkfade8124
      @jfkfade8124 4 года назад +2

      @@minecraftstampyfan22 np

  • @SgtMjRomero
    @SgtMjRomero 3 года назад +2446

    “This edible ain't shi...” ~Ted, shortly before his trip to the Louisiana Boil to eat all the crawfish

  • @zoned_personal
    @zoned_personal 3 года назад +4418

    That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 Год назад +66

    All those clips look like a nightmare to go through INSANLEY high, the loud music, Schlatts chaos, people f with you omg that sounds horrible

  • @Bullet_Caster
    @Bullet_Caster 4 года назад +3982

    The recent 4th of July my friend brought over a plastic bag with over 2 sticks of weed butter in it. This weed butter amounted to 7,000 mg. We shared this among three people total. Me and two others. We also sprinkled some mushrooms on them. It stopped being fun after 3 hours. I had ended up being high for 5 days straight, and I lost my sense of smell. Lesson learned? Be careful with everything.

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +2199

      Holy shit

    • @xade4861
      @xade4861 4 года назад +275

      So you still cant smell...

    • @peterchrist1945
      @peterchrist1945 4 года назад +415

      -Sent from the afterlife

    • @c0l0rmep1nk
      @c0l0rmep1nk 4 года назад +188

      This is THE bruh moment

    • @gracebruhmoment
      @gracebruhmoment 4 года назад +179

      BRO i'm glad you're still alive holy shit

  • @Misfits
    @Misfits 4 года назад +23194

    oops 😳

    • @calebdelorme6850
      @calebdelorme6850 4 года назад +829

      Look what you did to the boy

    • @sherges44
      @sherges44 4 года назад +288

      Why didn't you organize better?

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 4 года назад +175

      can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

    • @ccrum32
      @ccrum32 4 года назад +43

      PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

    • @gl8ck
      @gl8ck 4 года назад +22

      Ah sh-

  • @djkhaled6315
    @djkhaled6315 4 года назад +1594

    misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 4 года назад +31

      I’m not surprised

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 4 года назад +11

      This person better not actually be dj khaled

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 4 года назад +3

      Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

    • @treyramirez8941
      @treyramirez8941 4 года назад +7

      Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

    • @samueltait5883
      @samueltait5883 4 года назад +8

      @@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 Год назад +64

    kinda glad to come back here and see way more people saying his friends were being dicks bc my memory of this video was very much "this is a well told story and he's making it very funny but i feel like a couple of the friends were being really shitty?"
    i knew someone once that had psychosis issues from one extremely bad acid trip that affected her with weed and the idea of someone messing with her at all when she was freaking out off a vape pen hit... i would've decked them. ted's likely not going through nearly as bad as what she was seeing but STILL doesn't matter, jesus christ get the guy a blanket and a water, find music or white noise sounds calming to him, don't actively try to make it WORSE. terrible tripsitting, jeez

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 4 года назад +527

    Its funny how cooper, not being high, sounds more high than Ted, incredibly high

    • @thatwitch8642
      @thatwitch8642 4 года назад +29

      I think cooper is pretty much always higher than a kite

    • @sp0inkzter
      @sp0inkzter 4 года назад +27

      cooper has weed in his blood

    • @urban4448
      @urban4448 4 года назад +6

      Ohh thats what you hate to hear

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 4 года назад +4

      • Scrithen •
      Skater boy always thinking tall-like

    • @AAAAA_BRAD
      @AAAAA_BRAD 4 года назад +1

      Cooper is just high on main.

  • @teyyo9745
    @teyyo9745 4 года назад +1660

    When it said “edible story” I was like: Bruh how that story taste?

    • @Bagel920
      @Bagel920 4 года назад +47

      Like a nerds rope

    • @PillsNotHere
      @PillsNotHere 4 года назад +12

      So youre as high as me

    • @allfather6346
      @allfather6346 4 года назад +9

      Damn you were high as hell

    • @jilliansipila7478
      @jilliansipila7478 4 года назад +5

      i want to like but it’s at 420

    • @bagelgod946
      @bagelgod946 4 года назад +2

      Jillian Sipila don’t worry it’s no longer at 420 so you can like now.

  • @themotleyone3475
    @themotleyone3475 4 года назад +847

    I like the transition between "I needed to make myself throw up" to "so I got Carson-"

  • @Av-qi8yb
    @Av-qi8yb Год назад +49

    literally the worst group of people to green out around, they didn't even try to put on a fun movie, listen to music, or just chill with him

  • @thestigeatspaperaeroplanes
    @thestigeatspaperaeroplanes Год назад +1284

    Cooper is kinda the goat here. Making Salt water to help Ted get rid of the edible, helping him stay calm, generally being a bro.

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 Год назад +73

      Cooper was one of the few guys there who was actually nice

  • @MantisM1
    @MantisM1 3 года назад +4482

    Even with a rock bottom tolerance, the way Ted dealt with the drug was insane. He just looked a bit baked and was just overall calmer. That's something special coming from someone who has a pretty good tolerance to weed yet still acts like they haven't smoked in eons.

    • @16BitGamerCat
      @16BitGamerCat 3 года назад +42

      Wasn't Weed considered for military use BECAUSE it had a calming effect?

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 3 года назад +38

      he also said he tried to play it up for the camera

    • @ravenanne1734
      @ravenanne1734 3 года назад +32

      @@raygrusmityh it's about CBD to THC not overall dosage, some people are extra sensitive and need more CBD than others

    • @kian9589
      @kian9589 3 года назад +8

      @@16BitGamerCat i think that was actually coke ur thinking about cos some contries gave it to their soilders cos they could walk for ages

    • @kian9589
      @kian9589 3 года назад

      Countries

  • @pugsquad448
    @pugsquad448 4 года назад +623

    This is a pretty extreme thing to do just to get out of dinner with your girlfriend's family

  • @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851
    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851 3 года назад +4252

    “that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

    • @benbignell
      @benbignell 3 года назад +64

      That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +64

      Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

    • @axeledits8409
      @axeledits8409 3 года назад +8

      I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 года назад

      Oh my god that’s true lol

    • @xlink9777
      @xlink9777 3 года назад

      I had the thousandth like :D

  • @EnnuiOwO
    @EnnuiOwO Год назад +211

    I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 10 месяцев назад +14

      good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 8 месяцев назад +3

      god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

    • @lit3home
      @lit3home 7 месяцев назад

      What asshats, good on you for not hanging around them anymore

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 месяцев назад +2

      That’s so shitty of them, I hope you found better friends that back you up

    • @ggggggggjgogo
      @ggggggggjgogo 4 месяца назад +1

      bro was geek😭

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku Год назад +10575

    This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    • @SisterToSleepx
      @SisterToSleepx Год назад +1383

      Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

    • @skylerclyne6542
      @skylerclyne6542 Год назад +207

      + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

    • @XK1773
      @XK1773 Год назад +44

      Boosting

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 Год назад +648

      a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Год назад +276

      The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 4 года назад +1814

    "I'm gonna eat and entire sleeve of Club Crackers with no cheese."
    Wait, I do this sober

  • @ardenwynne2508
    @ardenwynne2508 3 года назад +4828

    ted explaining the high is what sensory overload panic attacks feel like

    • @angryartist3170
      @angryartist3170 3 года назад +266

      right? I was laughing at how hard I related to this as a sober anxiety ridden person.

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 3 года назад +73

      well fucking said y'all 😭😭

    • @stephanieirvan1052
      @stephanieirvan1052 3 года назад +120

      And the everything I touch hurts, welcome to fibromyalgia.

    • @TidmanJ
      @TidmanJ 3 года назад +2

      @@angryartist3170 i feel you brother

    • @rewindbekind9412
      @rewindbekind9412 3 года назад +2

      Fact. Exactly.

  • @dorothyvalter-brown1251
    @dorothyvalter-brown1251 7 месяцев назад +100

    Ted talking about how touch became so overstimulating it was painful
    Me with autism: Look at what they need to mimic just a FRACTION of our power!

  • @jjelds
    @jjelds 4 года назад +284

    I feel like Ted could tell a story about him going on a walk and it would end up as chaotic as this.

  • @r.m3113
    @r.m3113 4 года назад +5475

    Ted: (Having the ride of his life).
    Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 4 года назад +133

      Legend says theres still not enough butter

    • @gooball2005
      @gooball2005 4 года назад +46

      shlatt

    • @98DogCcoin
      @98DogCcoin 4 года назад +18

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @techterra3795
      @techterra3795 4 года назад +25

      Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 4 года назад +3

      @@gooball2005 shlatt

  • @KotaJMomo
    @KotaJMomo 4 года назад +2406

    "My entire body feels like rubber bands." reminds me of when my friend told me he "feels like spaghetti."

    • @fm.burbank8461
      @fm.burbank8461 3 года назад +4

      eat rubber

    • @birds4breakfast870
      @birds4breakfast870 3 года назад +12

      How the hell do you feel like spaghetti

    • @liluiaaa
      @liluiaaa 3 года назад +26

      @@birds4breakfast870 wheh you get a little too high your muscles like feel bendy

    • @ryans9029
      @ryans9029 3 года назад +14

      I had a buddy try explaining how "arm sounds" sound. It was a learning experience for sure.

    • @hushcash8920
      @hushcash8920 3 года назад +3

      That’s funny lol it’s the only way to describe that feeling

  • @venusrichard4996
    @venusrichard4996 9 месяцев назад +28

    I genuinely feel so bad that you were surrounded by people who did not give a fuck 😭

  • @lukemiller9833
    @lukemiller9833 4 года назад +2477

    Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high
    Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

    • @theoneandonlythe5th138
      @theoneandonlythe5th138 4 года назад +109

      Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 4 года назад +62

      Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

    • @danielg7245
      @danielg7245 4 года назад +23

      Helping the juices flow

    • @pw4513
      @pw4513 4 года назад +15

      nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 4 года назад +13

      Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

  • @thesirwilliam
    @thesirwilliam 4 года назад +16599

    400mg puts you on a different planet.

    • @Glazedonut
      @Glazedonut 4 года назад +448

      straight into the void.

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 4 года назад +371

      Glaze 1000mg puts you into the infinite abyss

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 4 года назад +161

      @@acrusader9773 ur profile pic looks like being on 1000mg

    • @acrusader9773
      @acrusader9773 4 года назад +27

      Chance Good Buffalo that is often

    • @oneiros5686
      @oneiros5686 4 года назад +132

      If you're lightweight

  • @Tommy-wx9fo
    @Tommy-wx9fo 2 года назад +4542

    Hanging out with these guys too high seems like a nightmare lmao

    • @MrCobb-sg8io
      @MrCobb-sg8io 2 года назад +125

      yeah they look like weirdos

    • @michaelheffner7684
      @michaelheffner7684 2 года назад +524

      They’re clearly stuck in RUclipsr mode and keep shoving cameras in his face and trying to farm content out of it. Horrific people to be around

    • @CrannTV
      @CrannTV 2 года назад +6

      420th like, nice

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 2 года назад

      if someone put a camera on me while i was greening out i would break it and beak they ass

    • @rowankrupa7500
      @rowankrupa7500 2 года назад +26

      i can almost guarantee that schlatt and swagger weren't treating him bad LMFAO

  • @whyisraven
    @whyisraven 9 месяцев назад +90

    I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean 6 месяцев назад +22

      He did express remorse for it later on on one of the podcast episode. It seems maybe he hadn't experienced being high yet at this point and just thought it'd be funny

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 5 месяцев назад

      Which episode?

  • @blakeg6381
    @blakeg6381 4 года назад +857

    That one dislike is from the misfits because Ted accidentally ate their good edible.

    • @wheezererb2465
      @wheezererb2465 4 года назад +8

      How much does a 400mg edible cost?

    • @timbaxter8089
      @timbaxter8089 4 года назад +14

      @@wheezererb2465 just found a 100mg nerds rope for 15$ so probably pretty expensive for a single edible but I never fucked with edibles

  • @theocean2521
    @theocean2521 4 года назад +514

    To me, for some reason the crackers part was way funnier than it should have been

    • @teslamodelxp100d6
      @teslamodelxp100d6 4 года назад

      i thought it was the only one skdjs

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 4 года назад +1

      When you don't do any drugs and still do that sometimes....

    • @oldpotatoman4838
      @oldpotatoman4838 4 года назад

      I have a question for both TheLivelyDead and TedNivison, do you prefer club crackers or saltines?

    • @theocean2521
      @theocean2521 4 года назад

      OldPotatoMan saltines.

  • @striker_0
    @striker_0 2 года назад +3978

    I got insanely high off an edible not that long ago and remembering what you said in this video genuinely helped me not freak out, since I was experiencing a lot of the symptoms you mentioned I knew that I was gonna be fine in the end. I really appreciate this video now lmao

    • @fz3692
      @fz3692 Год назад +70

      Just went through that last night... ngl this video was the only thing preventing me from telling my parents and going to the ER lol

    • @punkassparker
      @punkassparker Год назад +31

      I used to smoke a lot, but I ended up having seizures which led me to end up having panic attacks every time I got high. I thought it would be a good idea to have some edibles and BOY was I wrong. I ended up being insanely high for like 4 hours, freaking the fuck out the whole time, laying on the floor and just saying "This shit sucks so fucking much" over and over. The struggle is real.

    • @S-CCCC
      @S-CCCC Год назад +16

      @@punkassparker the first time I tried edibles I had way too high of a dose and that was the time I had my very first panic attack…and like you, the longest 4-6 hours of my life

    • @shadowtheimpure
      @shadowtheimpure Год назад +6

      I had this happen the one time I did edibles. I didn't give them near enough time to actually kick in, and I ended up spending most of the night convulsing in bed.

    • @striker_0
      @striker_0 Год назад +2

      @@S-CCCC yeah I learned my lesson to always check the dosage before taking any lmao

  • @ladyevanesce8933
    @ladyevanesce8933 6 месяцев назад +70

    Your friends are the reason I’d choose the bear

  • @noony8962
    @noony8962 Год назад +4568

    If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever
    Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 11 месяцев назад +255

      fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

    • @UwULilyKitsune
      @UwULilyKitsune 10 месяцев назад +59

      @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

    • @wxstednxghts
      @wxstednxghts 9 месяцев назад +89

      Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 7 месяцев назад

      You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 7 месяцев назад +2

      When somebodys having a bad night it's their fault and if they can't lock in it shouldn't be my problem

  • @lotto5498
    @lotto5498 4 года назад +750

    Problem: "It's gotten worse."
    Solution: "I think you need another sip of butter."

  • @cannedpeaches843
    @cannedpeaches843 4 года назад +3967

    okay but IMAGINE if they didn’t stop him from eating that second nerds rope

    • @f7ck1ng_c10wn
      @f7ck1ng_c10wn 4 года назад +404

      I had a friend who had that exact situation happen but he got through two and a half
      he had around 1200mg of weed in his little adolescent body

    • @behexx
      @behexx 4 года назад +188

      jesus fuck was he ok

    • @that1guy324
      @that1guy324 4 года назад +77

      I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @purplvurpl0295
      @purplvurpl0295 4 года назад +367

      @@behexx given the fact they phrased it as “I had a friend,” the guy is probably not doing well

    • @gamingwithgold4208
      @gamingwithgold4208 4 года назад +20

      @@purplvurpl0295 damn