The Accidental 400mg Edible

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  • Опубликовано: 20 июл 2020
  • Ted accidentally ate a 400mg Edible. Listen to his tell-all here, its funny.
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    About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
    Ted Nivison is a RUclips entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RUclips making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RUclips, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.
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  • @kjb711
    @kjb711 2 года назад +52611

    400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

    • @44H44
      @44H44 2 года назад +8737

      Relax alpha male

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  2 года назад +29860

      and your name is Kyle

    • @dylan52528
      @dylan52528 2 года назад +822

      the

    • @kenzie9367
      @kenzie9367 2 года назад +499

      @@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

    • @j_ken3424
      @j_ken3424 2 года назад +314

      @@TedNivison Okay Ted

  • @sheamcgurgan6165
    @sheamcgurgan6165 3 года назад +25578

    "Yeah that was 400mg"
    Current Mission: Survive

  • @cscoop
    @cscoop 3 года назад +24194

    bahahah weed

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku 8 месяцев назад +7929

    This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    • @SisterToSleepx
      @SisterToSleepx 7 месяцев назад +940

      Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

    • @skylerclyne6542
      @skylerclyne6542 6 месяцев назад +119

      + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

    • @XK1773
      @XK1773 6 месяцев назад +31

      Boosting

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 6 месяцев назад +435

      a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess 6 месяцев назад +181

      The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

  • @SuperMcgooch
    @SuperMcgooch 9 месяцев назад +10954

    Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    • @Nenona1200
      @Nenona1200 6 месяцев назад +1213

      I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 6 месяцев назад +356

      ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 6 месяцев назад +457

      idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

    • @ne0ngrav3
      @ne0ngrav3 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x 6 месяцев назад +46

      @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

  • @sclappap7631
    @sclappap7631 3 года назад +8295

    See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 3 года назад +9712

    I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    • @dani-de4bp
      @dani-de4bp 3 года назад +15

      Which is the vid

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 3 года назад +11

      haha what a classic

    • @gigabiteps8726
      @gigabiteps8726 3 года назад +3

      I like your profile picture

    • @cans2719
      @cans2719 3 года назад +59

      i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

    • @henrymunnich1648
      @henrymunnich1648 3 года назад +6

      @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

  • @noony8962
    @noony8962 9 месяцев назад +3231

    If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever
    Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 3 месяца назад +124

      fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

    • @UwULilyKitsune
      @UwULilyKitsune 3 месяца назад +30

      @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

    • @wxstednxghts
      @wxstednxghts 2 месяца назад +45

      Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

    • @Fishballs697
      @Fishballs697 Месяц назад +7

      I sorta disagree. They didn’t do anything that bad in the footage besides just kinda being dumb about it. If they were messing with him the entire time I would agree but I don’t know if that was the case. Sometimes it is actually helpful to have a friend come fuck with you a little to help pull you out of your mind and back into the real world during a bad trip. Maybe it’s just a personal thing but that would help me. “Ah they are acting chill so the world isn’t ending like my brain is telling me”

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 5 дней назад

      You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

  • @bluebloomin3036
    @bluebloomin3036 5 месяцев назад +553

    The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

  • @dustinthedean7661
    @dustinthedean7661 3 года назад +3776

    That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    • @kvoici
      @kvoici 3 года назад +145

      *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

    • @annachaloult1587
      @annachaloult1587 3 года назад +27

      GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

    • @cyberspace_bear
      @cyberspace_bear 3 года назад +78

      everyone else in the comments: haha weed
      dustin: c a l c i u m

    • @ariebrackenridge1453
      @ariebrackenridge1453 3 года назад +16

      I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 3 года назад +3

      Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

  • @willwetterhahn7846
    @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +3405

    Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 года назад +205

      I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +63

      @@DarthYall I'm so glad

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 года назад +50

      @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

    • @banksymoore2926
      @banksymoore2926 3 года назад +24

      @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

    • @bath_tubbarracuda845
      @bath_tubbarracuda845 3 года назад +29

      @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

  • @SoSoDEVIL
    @SoSoDEVIL 4 месяца назад +371

    MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 9 месяцев назад +1552

    I know no one's ever overdosed with weed before but I get super annoyed when partygoers don't take people getting sick at parties seriously. People laughing at someone getting sick or saying they can "sleep it off" aren't friends. They're negligent, people die that way. Also a hospital isn't going to report underage people or illegal drug use to the police, they're there to treat it so no one would get in trouble.

    • @user-gw5kq1hi5g
      @user-gw5kq1hi5g 5 месяцев назад +83

      yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 5 месяцев назад

      @@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

    • @brandaoberg4841
      @brandaoberg4841 4 месяца назад +30

      Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

    • @user-hi8or6lo6t
      @user-hi8or6lo6t 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

    • @taylorrobert9495
      @taylorrobert9495 4 месяца назад +5

      People have overdosed from weed

  • @ohboymegaman1
    @ohboymegaman1 3 года назад +7999

    "I was at the Misfits house..."
    I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

  • @Jordan-df6ps
    @Jordan-df6ps 3 года назад +5517

    "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 3 года назад +4

      But you just did

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 3 года назад +8

      *It’s 6 words*

    • @m1LKbagzz
      @m1LKbagzz 3 года назад +82

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 3 года назад +2

      MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

    • @m1LKbagzz
      @m1LKbagzz 3 года назад +56

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 5 месяцев назад +680

    the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    • @Grzma
      @Grzma Месяц назад +37

      Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

  • @rachelmiller3532
    @rachelmiller3532 10 месяцев назад +4747

    This is solid proof that Schlatt is a terrible person to be high with

    • @trippykay
      @trippykay 9 месяцев назад +555

      or just a terrible person in general

    • @antomations7228
      @antomations7228 9 месяцев назад +32

      @@trippykayok

    • @jennerhirata8404
      @jennerhirata8404 8 месяцев назад +436

      @@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness 8 месяцев назад +336

      nightmare blunt rotation

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 8 месяцев назад +97

      @@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

  • @pbtbp
    @pbtbp 3 года назад +4203

    i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 3 года назад +90

      Insanely accurate

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 3 года назад +91

      Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

    • @dewcranzz
      @dewcranzz 3 года назад +8

      @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

    • @graya.d.957
      @graya.d.957 3 года назад +56

      The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 3 года назад +6

      @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

  • @thatboy3930
    @thatboy3930 3 года назад +5693

    The fastest ways to stop feeling high
    - Physical Activity, sports etc
    - Eating
    - Showering
    - Sleeping
    - Getting arrested

    • @laurarom5043
      @laurarom5043 3 года назад +86

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

    • @bayoanocasio4714
      @bayoanocasio4714 3 года назад +15

      Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @evanecker7724
      @evanecker7724 3 года назад +16

      -taking a full gram dab

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 3 года назад +50

      Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

  • @sp4c3jam
    @sp4c3jam 9 месяцев назад +1301

    When you said “my body feels like rubber bands” I felt that because the time I got obscenely high I remember telling my roommates “my feet feel like highways.” and it made perfect sense at the time because everything was TOO DAMN MUCH.

    • @D._Von
      @D._Von 5 месяцев назад +33

      The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

    • @w4l1ow56
      @w4l1ow56 4 месяца назад +12

      i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

    • @AmyWildstyle
      @AmyWildstyle 3 месяца назад +4

      I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

    • @vanessaanneVA
      @vanessaanneVA 3 месяца назад +4

      reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

    • @avatem09
      @avatem09 2 месяца назад +6

      im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

  • @PinkyPonky03
    @PinkyPonky03 5 месяцев назад +305

    Ted: actively dying
    Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 2 месяца назад +24

      i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

    • @TeeheeX23
      @TeeheeX23 28 дней назад +13

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

  • @dankahank8069
    @dankahank8069 3 года назад +4754

    This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

  • @tobyowen-hughes1306
    @tobyowen-hughes1306 3 года назад +4950

    The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "hmmmmmm"
    Gets me every time.

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 3 года назад +14

      Time stamp?

    • @tobyowen-hughes1306
      @tobyowen-hughes1306 3 года назад +25

      @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 3 года назад +6

      @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

    • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
      @MAX-ENERGY_5678 3 года назад +3

      question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 3 года назад +3

      @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

  • @crystalrose4714
    @crystalrose4714 9 месяцев назад +579

    I 100% relate to this. I accidently ate a 300mg edible my first time getting high; it was painful, dizzying, and shitty. I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or not. My sister had to pry my eyes open to get drops in. I was either glued to the couch or crying face down on the floor. I was high for 3 days. Never again

    • @kaydenrose1557
      @kaydenrose1557 6 месяцев назад +11

      i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness 6 месяцев назад +5

      That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

    • @joselyn9640
      @joselyn9640 5 месяцев назад +11

      I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

    • @Greyhuskey1940
      @Greyhuskey1940 3 месяца назад +5

      first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

  • @MattDiaz1915
    @MattDiaz1915 4 месяца назад +356

    Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

  • @r.m3113
    @r.m3113 3 года назад +5361

    Ted: (Having the ride of his life).
    Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 3 года назад +132

      Legend says theres still not enough butter

    • @gooball2005
      @gooball2005 3 года назад +44

      shlatt

    • @98DogCcoin
      @98DogCcoin 3 года назад +18

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @techterra3795
      @techterra3795 3 года назад +25

      Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 3 года назад +3

      @@gooball2005 shlatt

  • @wetsocks42_50
    @wetsocks42_50 2 года назад +5847

    He didnt get stoned, he got the whole boulder

  • @Papppppppppppa
    @Papppppppppppa 9 месяцев назад +418

    3 years later and its still fuck schlatt for this one

    • @ryleighbark7353
      @ryleighbark7353 2 месяца назад +30

      yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @hawks9142
      @hawks9142 10 дней назад

      He talks about how he realized it was stupid after he took weed later.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 10 часов назад

      hes cruel as fuck for this ngl

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken 9 месяцев назад +507

    Like Ted, my highest has only been 25mg, and that was a really fun, but 7-hour and completely exhausting experience, one where I was feeling the "after-effects" the entire next day.
    I literally cannot physically imagine how awful 400mg could possibly be. I was getting anxiety just from listening to this story.

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 5 месяцев назад +2

      I drop 1250 on the weekend

    • @bethantucker3201
      @bethantucker3201 5 месяцев назад +1

      that is literally nothing…

    • @nobodyofimportance3922
      @nobodyofimportance3922 5 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 5 месяцев назад

      @@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

    • @kadenburton9860
      @kadenburton9860 4 месяца назад +3

      Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 3 года назад +6438

    "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

    • @dovahfruit9503
      @dovahfruit9503 3 года назад +66

      i honestly thats he was gonna say that

    • @ParzivalTheThird
      @ParzivalTheThird 3 года назад +58

      _continues after a short moment of silence_

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 года назад +28

      Tbf i would say that sober

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 3 года назад +23

      thats such a charlie thing to say

    • @vixelkee4636
      @vixelkee4636 3 года назад +5

      Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

  • @avee5771
    @avee5771 3 года назад +4948

    This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    • @wazzza.208
      @wazzza.208 3 года назад +62

      and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen 3 года назад +10

      elmo is a glove

    • @captainhellhound7451
      @captainhellhound7451 3 года назад +4

      This is just how the use of edibles go

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sega playstation

    • @Patt_sbm
      @Patt_sbm 7 месяцев назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53fr

  • @ashbeatte
    @ashbeatte 2 месяца назад +73

    The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

  • @zacksimmons8780
    @zacksimmons8780 4 месяца назад +139

    homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 22 дня назад

      Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

    • @MichaelJGarrick
      @MichaelJGarrick 16 дней назад

      @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK
      Personal experience

    • @cowcannon8883
      @cowcannon8883 День назад +1

      @@soaringspirits2267 its because when your shoes are off you tend to be at home or somewhere comfortable, and in his case he was touch sensitive so less pressure on your feet can help. some may be uncomfortable bare foot, so socks are plenty comfy if barefoot isnt an option.

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 День назад

      @@cowcannon8883 OHHHH. Makes sense! Tysm for replying!!!

  • @dead.set.on.life.
    @dead.set.on.life. 3 года назад +12920

    Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +2053

      LOL

    • @chssybuttwaffles1320
      @chssybuttwaffles1320 3 года назад +74

      @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

    • @szymonnowicki8412
      @szymonnowicki8412 3 года назад +118

      I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

    • @biggiecheese128
      @biggiecheese128 3 года назад +37

      Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

    • @yumilol1132
      @yumilol1132 3 года назад +3

      @@biggiecheese128 right

  • @DxAxMxD
    @DxAxMxD 3 года назад +5013

    That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

  • @sapphis_lazuli
    @sapphis_lazuli 2 месяца назад +55

    if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

  • @masonjarboe9926
    @masonjarboe9926 9 месяцев назад +304

    I have been personally victimized by this specific edible; a friend’s husband brought one home from California and told me “yeah it’s a normal sized dose” and then I ate the entire thing in five minutes and then spent either an hour or 15 years in traffic going home 😂

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak 4 месяца назад +8

      LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

    • @OblivionEight
      @OblivionEight 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

  • @lukemiller9833
    @lukemiller9833 3 года назад +2292

    Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high
    Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

    • @theoneandonlythe5th138
      @theoneandonlythe5th138 3 года назад +105

      Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 3 года назад +47

      Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

    • @danielg7245
      @danielg7245 3 года назад +23

      Helping the juices flow

    • @pw4513
      @pw4513 3 года назад +15

      nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 3 года назад +13

      Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 2 года назад +20246

    Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 2 года назад +147

      250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

    • @mobster3252
      @mobster3252 2 года назад +786

      Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 2 года назад +633

      The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

    • @lucamixes6342
      @lucamixes6342 2 года назад +62

      Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp 2 года назад +51

      @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

  • @marissal.2349
    @marissal.2349 4 месяца назад +43

    I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 4 месяца назад +96

    Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

  • @djduckbaus3228
    @djduckbaus3228 3 года назад +3841

    The recent 4th of July my friend brought over a plastic bag with over 2 sticks of weed butter in it. This weed butter amounted to 7,000 mg. We shared this among three people total. Me and two others. We also sprinkled some mushrooms on them. It stopped being fun after 3 hours. I had ended up being high for 5 days straight, and I lost my sense of smell. Lesson learned? Be careful with everything.

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +2137

      Holy shit

    • @xade4861
      @xade4861 3 года назад +271

      So you still cant smell...

    • @peterchrist1945
      @peterchrist1945 3 года назад +407

      -Sent from the afterlife

    • @c0l0rmep1nk
      @c0l0rmep1nk 3 года назад +188

      This is THE bruh moment

    • @gracebruhmoment
      @gracebruhmoment 3 года назад +176

      BRO i'm glad you're still alive holy shit

  • @caesar_19
    @caesar_19 3 года назад +3905

    I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 10 месяцев назад +126

    Just hearing that he unknowingly consumed an edible made me feel anxiety. I’ve gotten super high before (definitely not that high), and it was awful. I am now much more careful.

  • @saulortiz3634
    @saulortiz3634 9 месяцев назад +53

    Dude I literally have a 500mg edible in my hands at this moment and I haven't smoked for almost 4-5 years THANK GOD I SAW THIS VIDEO AT THE RIGHT MOMMENT CAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BITE HALF OF IT THINKING I WAS STARTING AT A LOW DOSE BY EATING HALF OF IT... YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME FROM THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE 😳🙆🛐

    • @willevensen7130
      @willevensen7130 4 месяца назад +4

      I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

  • @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851
    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851 3 года назад +3971

    “that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

    • @benbignell
      @benbignell 3 года назад +53

      That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +64

      Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

    • @axeledits8409
      @axeledits8409 3 года назад +8

      I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 года назад

      Oh my god that’s true lol

    • @xlink9777
      @xlink9777 3 года назад

      I had the thousandth like :D

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 3 года назад +3923

    Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    • @rockyteeth
      @rockyteeth 3 года назад +257

      as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 3 года назад +61

      @@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

    • @drakeeberth2477
      @drakeeberth2477 3 года назад +11

      Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

    • @Shock002
      @Shock002 3 года назад +100

      @@drakeeberth2477 ok

    • @lily-mt9yr
      @lily-mt9yr 3 года назад +11

      @@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

  • @whyisraven
    @whyisraven 2 месяца назад +25

    I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

  • @mistertadakichi
    @mistertadakichi 9 месяцев назад +48

    Hearing Ted describe his edibles experience really crystallizes for me how I felt when I ate too much brownie at a party & ended up laying down and trying not to think myself to death

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly 3 года назад +3394

    Misfits: "Ted, that's weed."
    Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 3 года назад +30

      More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

    • @crashed-in4945
      @crashed-in4945 3 года назад +9

      Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

    • @jettusrey8170
      @jettusrey8170 3 года назад +3

      Crashed-In lmao

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 года назад +6

      bravo six, going barf

    • @bigboy-gw8me
      @bigboy-gw8me Год назад +4

      Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

  • @Misfits
    @Misfits 3 года назад +22982

    oops 😳

    • @calebdelorme6850
      @calebdelorme6850 3 года назад +813

      Look what you did to the boy

    • @shergesburgproduction
      @shergesburgproduction 3 года назад +268

      Why didn't you organize better?

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 года назад +173

      can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

    • @Crummieboi56
      @Crummieboi56 3 года назад +42

      PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

    • @gl8ck
      @gl8ck 3 года назад +22

      Ah sh-

  • @thefareplayer2254
    @thefareplayer2254 8 месяцев назад +28

    4:42 This sounds like that scene In Chernobyl when they realized how much radiation it actually was.

  • @5hinydrums
    @5hinydrums 9 месяцев назад +60

    Ted appearing like a fucking ghoul holding a bag of Skittles at 14:58 was funny as hell

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 Год назад +21341

    its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    • @iwantadonutbadly
      @iwantadonutbadly Год назад +299

      @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

    • @yourteeth9708
      @yourteeth9708 Год назад +661

      tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

    • @sunalt7316
      @sunalt7316 Год назад +548

      Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 Год назад

      Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

    • @gracett3628
      @gracett3628 Год назад +605

      @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

  • @djkhaled6315
    @djkhaled6315 3 года назад +1491

    misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 3 года назад +30

      I’m not surprised

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 3 года назад +10

      This person better not actually be dj khaled

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 3 года назад +3

      Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

    • @treyramirez8941
      @treyramirez8941 3 года назад +7

      Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

    • @samueltait5883
      @samueltait5883 3 года назад +8

      @@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

  • @EnnuiOwO
    @EnnuiOwO 4 месяца назад +24

    I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 2 месяца назад +1

      good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 18 дней назад

      god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

  • @blairl2702
    @blairl2702 9 месяцев назад +55

    had a horrible reaction to 50mg once. all the muscles in my body felt like they were twitching and spasming at once. i was in so much pain and also incredibly disoriented and dizzy. had to lay on my bathroom floor and was dry heaving for about 3 hours. absolutely awful experience. i legitimately thought i was going to die

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 3 года назад +2550

    "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's"
    Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 3 года назад +158

      A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 3 года назад +45

      The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 3 года назад +16

      The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

    • @LlamaTF2
      @LlamaTF2 3 года назад

      Wait you said tit

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 года назад +1

      @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

  • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
    @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 3 года назад +2435

    "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 3 года назад +9

      Took me a minute

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 3 года назад +32

      this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

    • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
      @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 3 года назад +13

      @@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 3 года назад +10

      what a coincidence, you made mine lol
      yay for wholesome internet comversations

    • @tomdebom1346
      @tomdebom1346 3 года назад +2

      Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

  • @ARacette67
    @ARacette67 10 месяцев назад +56

    I nearly died laughing when he double checks the skittles aren't weed! So funny, I can't imagine if they were weed skittles

  • @boscopappas234
    @boscopappas234 6 месяцев назад +79

    I work at a hospital in Illinois and since it was legalized here a few years ago we get a LOT of patients that come into the ER after ingesting edibles. Either they accidentally ate some like Ted or they ate too much. 90% of the time they’re given a low dose benzodiazepine like Ativan and sent out the door. And let me tell you, edibles combined with benzos is an incredible combination.

    • @kelly_xoxo
      @kelly_xoxo 6 месяцев назад +3

      The knockout lmao

    • @wrmhle8510
      @wrmhle8510 5 месяцев назад +4

      Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 4 месяца назад

      @@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak 4 месяца назад +1

      You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 4 месяца назад +8

      @@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

  • @pj8844
    @pj8844 3 года назад +1671

    Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter."
    Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 3 года назад +45

      These are cocoa beans.
      These are cocoa beans.
      *These are cocoa beans.*

    • @cojack1118
      @cojack1118 3 года назад +9

      What are those?
      Those are eggshells.

    • @pj8844
      @pj8844 3 года назад +4

      Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 3 года назад +4

      azure
      Those are cocoa beans...

    • @octangulaa
      @octangulaa 3 года назад +7

      It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

  • @tobyirving4047
    @tobyirving4047 3 года назад +1261

    This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    • @TheBogLordofCasper
      @TheBogLordofCasper 3 года назад +58

      This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

    • @perryerin
      @perryerin 3 года назад +11

      He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

    • @wqtter3209
      @wqtter3209 3 года назад +5

      I don’t think I want to

    • @Sukotchi-py2ip
      @Sukotchi-py2ip 3 года назад +8

      The next step is the time loop and it is hell

    • @RWBYGaming
      @RWBYGaming 3 года назад +5

      This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

  • @jayatflyt
    @jayatflyt 17 дней назад +4

    i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 15 дней назад

      Psychedelics like shrooms, Lsd, Salvia, Dmt, psilocybin, microdose, Vape Pens, Exotics, Chocolate Bars, Flowers opens a portal to the mind sub consciousness so whatever dwells in yours is what you will experience during your trip. You can try out this specialist I got my trips from who ships discreetly worldwide??

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 15 дней назад

      *PHARMSTAIN* is the handle?

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 15 дней назад

      [They're on Telegram...
      ....

  • @heckinlmao
    @heckinlmao Месяц назад +10

    Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

  • @Brningstar
    @Brningstar 3 года назад +3383

    Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    • @n37her28
      @n37her28 3 года назад +96

      If only big lion was there to help

    • @charliekirby_
      @charliekirby_ 3 года назад +44

      N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

    • @xzandyx21
      @xzandyx21 3 года назад +4

      Aye 420 likes

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 года назад +10

      that's not the most carson thing ever....

    • @kaid6486
      @kaid6486 3 года назад +42

      @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 3 года назад +2313

    This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

  • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk 10 месяцев назад +309

    Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life from depression and addiction to cigarettes. Never had a bad trip

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 10 месяцев назад +7

      After doing some research on the psilocybin benefits, I honestly want to get into shroom microdosing but it's just so hard to get a reliable source. Really need!

    • @BrownGeorge-pw2xo
      @BrownGeorge-pw2xo 10 месяцев назад

      Hey! Yes very sure of Dr.benshrooms.

    • @RodriguezGorge
      @RodriguezGorge 10 месяцев назад +2

      was addicted to what i called a trifecta Meth, Opium, Alcohol. I also suffered severe depression i went to a party and consumed about 2 eights of shrooms i was lost in my head for 2 days but when i came back my depression and addiction to my trifecta was gone. I didn't realize it at the time. The
      psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have good permanent results

    • @DonnHowes
      @DonnHowes 10 месяцев назад

      Sure he's dr.benshrooms. what helped me more personally is micro dosing. I don't take a lot at all I'll only eat a cap or two and I'm good for the entire day. It just helps to clear your mind and cleanse your soul. Very hard to explain... It's like trying to explain colors to a person who's never been able to see.

    • @Wimruther-hk4zn
      @Wimruther-hk4zn 10 месяцев назад

      Amen, Isd and psilocybin are amazing teachers along its dmt mah dudes. Have safe trips all. Shrooms are blessings from nature.

  • @mariocartmichael6133
    @mariocartmichael6133 7 месяцев назад +17

    I did a 500 mg bag before a concert
    Greatest night of my life (i had a panic attack and had to go home)

  • @NeemaFahimy
    @NeemaFahimy Год назад +7356

    My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

    • @kermit4133
      @kermit4133 Год назад +156

      @Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Год назад +5

      Grew nation?
      Grewsum?.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Год назад +15

      @@kermit4133
      True. This reeks of Ops.

    • @notAsexOffenderIswear
      @notAsexOffenderIswear Год назад +30

      That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

    • @juf9055
      @juf9055 11 месяцев назад +11

      i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

  • @romeeb7712
    @romeeb7712 3 года назад +2939

    "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 3 года назад +15

      That was 7 words

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 3 года назад +73

      @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 3 года назад +6

      @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 3 года назад +43

      @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 3 года назад +18

      @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

  • @mt2r-music
    @mt2r-music 4 месяца назад +81

    Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

    • @Bozobi
      @Bozobi 4 месяца назад +5

      Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

  • @sabrexi7228
    @sabrexi7228 9 месяцев назад +20

    Coming back after experiencing something like this but on a much smaller scale really makes me feel for Ted. My experience took me off of it entirely, I can’t imagine what this amount would do to him

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig 3 года назад +13974

    i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

    • @gordcore1062
      @gordcore1062 3 года назад +385

      But this is the one we needed in our lives

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 3 года назад +127

      That’s probably because you have

    • @charlieking4682
      @charlieking4682 3 года назад +245

      Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

    • @dtrracing5233
      @dtrracing5233 3 года назад +51

      It’s a common mistake

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 3 года назад +47

      You probably have. Everyone has told it.

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 2 года назад +6220

    This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    • @laligayer474
      @laligayer474 2 года назад +30

      underrated comment

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 2 года назад +13

      “Please.”

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 2 года назад +62

      I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

    • @diegoviramontes2479
      @diegoviramontes2479 2 года назад +1

      420 likes, nice.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 2 года назад +6

      JUST SAY YAOI
      - Captain Lou

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa9774 9 месяцев назад +36

    That bit about your sense of touch bring overloaded is interesting. My sister experiences something similar as a chronic disorder called hypersensitivity and it's basically what you described where the brain just takes in way too much information and it's actively painful to just exist. Interesting that it can be brought on by doing excessive amounts of weed, but it makes sense.
    Edit: holy crap she also sometimes has to lie flat too. That's from a disorder called POTS that means her blood vessels don't pump blood well enough to exceed the force of gravity, and so her brain doesn't get enough oxygen if she stands for too long. So she needs to lay down in order to allow the blood to flow easier.

  • @ballsack123
    @ballsack123 3 года назад +1764

    “Is it all just pain?” Ooooooohhhh so many things to say but I can’t describe them all.

  • @theocean2521
    @theocean2521 3 года назад +504

    To me, for some reason the crackers part was way funnier than it should have been

    • @teslamodelxp100d6
      @teslamodelxp100d6 3 года назад

      i thought it was the only one skdjs

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 года назад +1

      When you don't do any drugs and still do that sometimes....

    • @oldpotatoman4838
      @oldpotatoman4838 3 года назад

      I have a question for both TheLivelyDead and TedNivison, do you prefer club crackers or saltines?

    • @theocean2521
      @theocean2521 3 года назад

      OldPotatoMan saltines.

  • @MrTherocket127
    @MrTherocket127 7 месяцев назад +15

    Oh man, I went through this with the EXACT same product. I bought it at a dispensary and came home, saving it for the night as I had nothing to do the next day. Soon as my family went to bed, I started watching RUclips videos on my TV and decided to eat the ENTIRE thing.
    Normally edibles would kick in for me after about an hour. This entire thing took only 20 minutes, and I was already feeling pretty unsure of this high for some reason. After only like an hour I realized I had made a biiig mistake.
    So I went to bed in hopes of sleeping it off, and to my surprise I managed to sleep pretty well. Woke up feeling really heavy the next day, and pretty off in the head. Luckily the high basically ended there.
    I honestly got off pretty lucky...

  • @noum5971
    @noum5971 6 месяцев назад +12

    even after 3 years, this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube

  • @uhhh_zoned
    @uhhh_zoned 2 года назад +4340

    That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

  • @blakeg6381
    @blakeg6381 3 года назад +835

    That one dislike is from the misfits because Ted accidentally ate their good edible.

    • @wheezererb2465
      @wheezererb2465 3 года назад +8

      How much does a 400mg edible cost?

    • @timbaxter8089
      @timbaxter8089 3 года назад +13

      @@wheezererb2465 just found a 100mg nerds rope for 15$ so probably pretty expensive for a single edible but I never fucked with edibles

  • @cloudeight3887
    @cloudeight3887 5 месяцев назад +51

    I’ve come back to this because me and my bf were discussing edibles. I’d once made an edible and I ate the whole thing, and immediately passed out and then was high for two days straight. We calculated how many mg it was, and turns out it was 900mg. Honestly don’t know how I survived that.

    • @Owlleap
      @Owlleap 5 месяцев назад +2

      😮

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Месяц назад

      ​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 Месяц назад

      @@buggie5990 it hurt more

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Месяц назад

      @@cloudeight3887 oh

  • @nadiastoloff
    @nadiastoloff 5 месяцев назад +7

    your awareness is so good. i would have been freaking out. i once did too many cookie edibles and ended up waking up in my car.

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 3 года назад +2063

    I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    • @xyzjalsjekdi
      @xyzjalsjekdi 3 года назад +9

      I wheezed-

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +9

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @confident8132
      @confident8132 3 года назад +4

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 года назад +2

      @@confident8132 ikr

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 года назад +3

      @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

  • @eliasmsv3156
    @eliasmsv3156 3 года назад +551

    Ted: Please stop i beg you i just want to be left alone
    Schlatt: Haha massager go brrrr

  • @Deafkid97
    @Deafkid97 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve had those same symptoms off of dabbing & theyre so scary i literally convince myself I’m dying every time I just can’t smoke anymore. The shakes are so encompassing & the chills are brutal. Glad you pulled through

  • @kaylin1944
    @kaylin1944 9 месяцев назад +6

    this is my comfort video

  • @BreakDowning
    @BreakDowning 3 года назад +4858

    Our friend ate too much weed, what should we do? Let's put him in an uncomfortable chair and keep filming him and asking him how bad it feels

    • @sashaterritory
      @sashaterritory 3 года назад +576

      oh, our friend is going through something that feels really shitty? to the point where he can’t even touch things without it hurting? oh yeah, let’s use an ELECTRIC MASSAGER on him

    • @JayJayShawtyBae
      @JayJayShawtyBae 3 года назад +382

      I don’t think you know how stoners interact with each other…

    • @lilykarbosky6818
      @lilykarbosky6818 3 года назад +207

      @@JayJayShawtyBae exactly. my friend almost pushed me down the stairs when i could barley walk

    • @alexskelton1118
      @alexskelton1118 3 года назад +332

      @@JayJayShawtyBae it’s the stoner code. When someone get blasted other people are meant to fuck with them as much as possible

    • @mangoqribbit8699
      @mangoqribbit8699 3 года назад +76

      Someone’s never been high / had a high af friend

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 3 года назад +1484

    Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

  • @hehthar
    @hehthar 2 месяца назад +16

    Not knowing how to make yourself puke is so pure...so innocent.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 2 месяца назад +1

      ok we get it you're bulimic NOBODY CARES

    • @sidvacant9382
      @sidvacant9382 Месяц назад

      Literally just brush the waaay back of your tongue with a toothbrush and boom instant vomit.

  • @jojobell_
    @jojobell_ 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love this video, I come back every couple of months when I think about it and I still laugh every time

  • @renitentsoup
    @renitentsoup 3 года назад +5674

    Imagine if he ate the second one we could’ve lost Ted

    • @griffencampbell4088
      @griffencampbell4088 3 года назад +146

      that wouldn't be enough to kill you though even if it was your first time.

    • @renitentsoup
      @renitentsoup 3 года назад +660

      @@griffencampbell4088 yeah i know but he would’ve entered another plain of existence

    • @kylewitter2806
      @kylewitter2806 2 года назад +429

      @@renitentsoup another pain of existence

    • @LittleFishy.
      @LittleFishy. 2 года назад +13

      @@kylewitter2806 loll

    • @giratinathe_distorter7480
      @giratinathe_distorter7480 2 года назад +34

      @@griffencampbell4088 he would wish he was though

  • @juushyy
    @juushyy 2 года назад +4385

    saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    • @chefyana2251
      @chefyana2251 2 года назад +75

      I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 2 года назад +113

      @@chefyana2251 The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

    • @averyroth9367
      @averyroth9367 2 года назад +102

      i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 2 года назад +7

      @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

    • @bam8606
      @bam8606 2 года назад +42

      Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

  • @SuperMarioPuppets
    @SuperMarioPuppets 8 месяцев назад +11

    11:44 Plot twist, he was actually praying to god for this high to end.

  • @teenzset8827
    @teenzset8827 9 месяцев назад +4

    This was the first video of Ted’s I watched and I am happy with my decision to keep watching

  • @phephemigi
    @phephemigi 3 года назад +2168

    Can we just talk about the fact that ted almost ate 800 milligrams of edibles without knowing it.

    • @phephemigi
      @phephemigi 3 года назад +411

      "Ted, I think you need another stick of butter" - JSchlatt 2019/2020

    • @yuranamo
      @yuranamo 3 года назад +32

      he did talk about it

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 3 года назад +6

      phephemigi schlatt*

    • @ultraablue6415
      @ultraablue6415 3 года назад

      @@chazatronionwyatt4368 I was about to say

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +752

      to be fair, the next nerds rope that I was about to eat was the 50mg one, which is why one of the guys thought I had originally eaten a 50mg edible

  • @tyzzieee
    @tyzzieee Год назад +6490

    Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

    • @Lexingtonian
      @Lexingtonian Год назад

      It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman Год назад +2

      didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

    • @ufork
      @ufork Год назад +72

      he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

    • @samueldoiron1656
      @samueldoiron1656 11 месяцев назад +12

      The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

    • @TheMemeBorrower.
      @TheMemeBorrower. 10 месяцев назад +5

      I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 Месяц назад +4

    Goddamn that's so horrible. I'm sorry those people tormented you through it. I had a bad weed trip once and I don't know how much I took but definitely not THAT much. Glad you made it through

  • @ItsMzPhoenix
    @ItsMzPhoenix 9 месяцев назад +10

    I remember one experience where I tried one of my mom's edibles and had an uncomfortable time. I recorded my symptoms on my phone (which included feeling like I was in a laggy game), woke my mom up because I was worried I'd need to go to the hospital, and eventually went to sleep after a period of uncomfortable dizzyness in bed.
    I think I had another, not quite as uncomfortable, edibles experience with her gummies before deciding to keep away from items not solely containing CBD.