Okay listen up Weet Bix lovers, I see you all saying I needed to put SUGAR and BERRIES and MICROWAVE it and all that garbage, but unfortunately for you, the cereal must stand on its own, you don’t see me putting chocolate sauce on the Wheaties. You fools. Dunces. I made it very clear this is a scientific study. We are professionals. Once you work 8 years to get a PHD in Cereal Kinesiology then come talk to me.
Yet you're still ignoring that you hadn't gotten Peeps™ cereal you clown. Nay, ring leader of the circus. You're the reason why people dont take the cereal community seriously.
We sell that shitty banana creme cereal at my discount store job for $2, we have so many boxes because everyone hates it. However there is one customer that absolutely loves it and he comes back every other day to buy them in bulk. He’s a absolute madman. It might be the only thing he eats.
The Unicorn cereal will always have a special place in my heart because my dad passive aggressively told our family that if you put something on the grocery list it magically shows up in our pantry, and so my sister was a smartass and put, “unicorn,” and my dad came back with that cereal.
The second I saw the video title I knew that sour patch kids was going to be up there as one of the worst if not THE worst cereal lmao. I still have nightmares about that taste. My little brother loves sour patch kids and so when he saw them at the store he begged my dad to get three boxes of it. My dad managed to talk him down to only two boxes. We tried it the next day and it was god awful. The only issue is that my dad HATES wasting food. My brother ended up eating none of it so every morning my dad choked down a bowl of absolute hell in cereal form. I felt so bad about it that every day I started to discreetly throw it away handfuls at a time until it was gone. It was horrible.
I love you for throwing out handfuls of it at a time to spare your dad the horror and subsequent lingering after taste of eating that garbage every morning. You saved him not only from several more mornings of that eating putrid milk curdling crap, but also from the guilt of just throwing it out himself. Real heroes don’t wear capes. You get the Best Kid Ever Award 🥇
@@Yupper277 lol well in all seriousness it speaks to your capacity for empathy and understanding for how your Dad processes things and that really is a beautiful thing! Keep doing that for those you love in all the little ways(:(: That’s the type of thing that would rank high on my list of proudest mom moments if I found out one of my kids had done that for me😭😭🤩🤩 They could get triple masters degrees, go to the moon, and of course I’d be so proud, but it wouldn’t trump witnessing or hearing about them doing something kind, thoughtful, and/or empathetic when they think no one is watching. 🥹😭 Those are the parent moments when you just know you did something right(: Anyway, your Dad may never know about that little kindness, but I’ll be proud of you on his behalf(:
I feel like Ted is going to be the type of father who comes up with a bunch of fake weird shit when his kids ask him a question he doesn’t know the answer to
i really hate the cereal called mac and cheese I can't really get over how crunchy it is even with milk and the toy that comes with it is just a yellow powder overall 3/10 would not try again
There’s this one kind called “instant ramen”. It’s totally not instant, it takes like- 10 minutes to make. Like come on I gotta get to work in the morning I don’t have time to boil water for my cereal. It’s also soggy most of the time and the boiling water usually burns my mouth when I eat it :(
Frankly, Moses' absence in this video implicitly enhances his character profile and lore; he is not a connoisseur of everything, however a renaissance man he is, for the Overlord of Milk and Milk-Surrounded Products, Tes Nivison, is the true expert in this subject; not he. Humanizing the demi-human we know by the moniker of Moses, this real-time novel is very interesting, thank you, Ted Nivison!
Who is this Tes Nivison character? We all know Ted as the Master of Milk, but since when did this Tes person of whom you speak have ultimate authority over milk and other dairy related products?
This is some fucking buzzfeed level creativity right here, honestly it might even be more groundbreaking than your “how good is water?” video. Absolutely riveting content as usual thank you ted.
"Who *doesn't* like Eggos?" "Uh... *not* racists!" The use of the two negatives here implies that racists *do* like Eggos. Therefore, the Ted Nivison channel has officially announced that "only racists like Eggos". What a stunning development.
The worst cereal in earth was the Annie’s cereal but now it’s discontinued, it tasted like vomit, my mom said we were being over dramatic and wouldn’t buy us any new cereals until we finished it, many meals were skipped because of it, and my mom finally tried it, she spit that out so fast, threw the box out and bought us the good cereals the next day
the worst cereal i ever ate was literally just fiber. it wasn't flavored or anything. it was felt like tree bark. my mom said it tasted fine but i think she was possessed when she said that.
@@aaronjaggard8287 it's a hillbilly drug. From Wikipedia:"recreational drug, created by combining prescription-grade cough syrup with a soft drink and hard candy."
I remember stocking that Ezekiel cereal when I worked at a grocery. I was bewildered when I first saw it, and no one ever bought the cereal anyways lol
3 Factors to consider when eating ANY cereal: -Sogginess Time (How long it takes for the cereal to loose is crunch) -Milk Factor (does it change the flavor of the milk/how much -Texture (how good it feels chewing and in your mouth)
Harrison looks like he is halfway between “high school jock” and “the kid you aren’t allowed to make fun of because his mom asked you nicely not to and you see her crying in her car in the pickup line sometimes”
How do you have so many cereal options in America. In Australia you have weetbix, cornflakes, froot loops, coco pops, nutrigrain and some random fibre brand cereal. That’s it. Edit: I acknowledge that I forgot the epic cereals of Milo and Crunchy Nut
The sour patch kids cereal was so disgustingly bad that I had to throw out the bag after like 1 bite of the first bowl. Kept the box though as a reminder of the worst cereal in history
jolly ranchers might have had a sour version at one point, but they're not sour patch kids. they're mini tootsie-roll shaped hard sweet candies that are massively sticky if you try to bite it instead of dissolve it.
"who orders cereal and gets it shipped to their house" well funny story when i was 7 years old i did just this on ebay and bought cocoa puffs (which was actually just some old, empty box ppl were selling as "vintage"), but my mom was able to cancel it before it got here since she got an email confirmation and no, i dont know why anyone sells old cocoa puffs boxes on fucking ebay
Idk why, but usually we don’t like the kind of audio editing in this video because it is too overwhelming, however the audio ques with the cereal was hilarious here. It wasn’t too overwhelming for our senses, and it made us feel happy and fuzzy. Good audio job. 👍❤️💜❤️
“The biblical cereal from like the middle of Wyoming or whatever” I am literally living in the middle of Wyoming and I’ve never heard of this my entire life
I’ve had those sour patch kids cereal before, and they are not exaggerating. It is so bad that they were selling it in mass at the dollar store. The worst part about it is that it almost makes it taste like the milk is sour.
Very late to the party, but what Ted described about the unicorn horn and cheese grater is basically what people do to rhino horn when they use it at the end of parties to "cure" hangovers
I believe a sauce. As a broth often is simmered or cooked down from something (say stock) and a soup is a hodge podge of ingredients cooked in a pot. A sauce however is something that is derived of something else (ketchup is tomatoes and mustard is mustard seeds etc.) but you can consider cereal and milk to be a soup in the wheat bix scenario. Because aussies microwave the bix and milk and add berries or sugar.
7:15 AND I QUOTE JehBerDeh: "Who doesn't like eggo?" Ted: "Not- Racists!" JehBerDeh: "Obviously that was the answer Ted!" SO YOU AM ADMIT TO BEING THE DOING OF RACISM!!!!
@@3dcookie515 yeah all the foods in the processed cakes family lose their luster unless you have a gigantic sweet tooth. Kids and people with high sugar diets are the only people who can really stomach processed cakes. Also I've seen this 1% to whole transition happen with fruit loops as well, it's crazy.
3D Cookie I’ve only tried banana creme twinkies and they were so insanely sweet that it tasted like if you ate a ghost pepper but it was sweet instead of spicy. Just intense sweetness.
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Okay listen up Weet Bix lovers, I see you all saying I needed to put SUGAR and BERRIES and MICROWAVE it and all that garbage, but unfortunately for you, the cereal must stand on its own, you don’t see me putting chocolate sauce on the Wheaties. You fools. Dunces. I made it very clear this is a scientific study. We are professionals. Once you work 8 years to get a PHD in Cereal Kinesiology then come talk to me.
But if you use bleach instead of milk, the cereal's true flavor comes to arise.
eat it raw. no milk. just pain
Yet you're still ignoring that you hadn't gotten Peeps™ cereal you clown. Nay, ring leader of the circus. You're the reason why people dont take the cereal community seriously.
We sell that shitty banana creme cereal at my discount store job for $2, we have so many boxes because everyone hates it. However there is one customer that absolutely loves it and he comes back every other day to buy them in bulk. He’s a absolute madman. It might be the only thing he eats.
Thank you for your insight as a Cereal Professional.
"I want it to taste like Jolly Ranchers"
"What's weird about this cereal is that it taste like jolly ranchers, and that's a big problem."
SSPeeBottom Gaming seems not so professional to me
teds big brain
This friend is worthy, you musn't consume him Ted.
His nutrition value is probably average anyways, so there's no point.
That’s why Ted is so tall and funny. Every time Ted meets a funny person he consumes them, he gains their height and their comedy skills.
He wont, but big lion *will*
@CallMeBlue YES, SACRIFICE HIM TO BIG LION
O h ?
Now they must combine the worst milk and the worst cereal
The worst milk... what?
satan from the milk taste test video
banana milk and banana cereal
the worst milk is any milk that is way out of date.
Airuz truly vile
The Unicorn cereal will always have a special place in my heart because my dad passive aggressively told our family that if you put something on the grocery list it magically shows up in our pantry, and so my sister was a smartass and put, “unicorn,” and my dad came back with that cereal.
dam
W dad
That’s sweet
That made me laugh, w dad
Epic dad moment
"This looks like my grandmother"
"This looks like your grandmother?!"
"I'm just as concerned as you"
Wait yours doesn’t look like that too?
Shota Aizawa your what, cereal or grandma?
@@tjmiller3419 well, it doesn't matter if they look similar. it could be the cereal, it could be the grandma. it's a mysterious world we live in
xavier doesn’t matter at the end of the day because I’m consuming both
Tj Miller too late I ate grandma and the cereal sorry
Ted is holding Harrison hostage and Harrison looks so unimpressed with it.
He stays for the cereal
"this is the worst hostage situation ever"
Do you know Harrisons @? I can't find him anywhere.
“There’s laffy taffy but ain’t anyone laughing here” bring this man back
What even is laffy taffy
boidanboi taffy that’s laffy
The taffy that doesn’t stop laffy
It has the same energy as "life's a circus. And I'm the clown"
The second I saw the video title I knew that sour patch kids was going to be up there as one of the worst if not THE worst cereal lmao. I still have nightmares about that taste. My little brother loves sour patch kids and so when he saw them at the store he begged my dad to get three boxes of it. My dad managed to talk him down to only two boxes. We tried it the next day and it was god awful. The only issue is that my dad HATES wasting food. My brother ended up eating none of it so every morning my dad choked down a bowl of absolute hell in cereal form. I felt so bad about it that every day I started to discreetly throw it away handfuls at a time until it was gone. It was horrible.
To each thier own, I thought it was decent but ruined the drinking milk at the end. But yes not a 3 box worthy purchase.
I love you for throwing out handfuls of it at a time to spare your dad the horror and subsequent lingering after taste of eating that garbage every morning. You saved him not only from several more mornings of that eating putrid milk curdling crap, but also from the guilt of just throwing it out himself. Real heroes don’t wear capes. You get the Best Kid Ever Award 🥇
@@klarenee1123 ahahaha thanks 😄 I couldn’t stand the look of disgust on his face
@@Yupper277 lol well in all seriousness it speaks to your capacity for empathy and understanding for how your Dad processes things and that really is a beautiful thing! Keep doing that for those you love in all the little ways(:(:
That’s the type of thing that would rank high on my list of proudest mom moments if I found out one of my kids had done that for me😭😭🤩🤩
They could get triple masters degrees, go to the moon, and of course I’d be so proud, but it wouldn’t trump witnessing or hearing about them doing something kind, thoughtful, and/or empathetic when they think no one is watching. 🥹😭 Those are the parent moments when you just know you did something right(:
Anyway, your Dad may never know about that little kindness, but I’ll be proud of you on his behalf(:
i mean you couldve just eaten the cereal by itself without adding milk lmao, unless the cereal itself was that bad
I feel like Ted is going to be the type of father who comes up with a bunch of fake weird shit when his kids ask him a question he doesn’t know the answer to
no question
Calvin and Hobbes dad
i think he has all the answers.
how do all of ted's friends have such a specific energy.........it's so g o o d ?
Their adsorbing Ted's energy
@@catsofawsomeness8058 nah it's ted that absorbs their energy and only leave the uncompatible ones, that's why they have the specific energy
"Cereal is the lifeline of this country."
God bless America.
AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEAH
YEAAAAAAHHH
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
No I refuse to.
@@seb5542, if you don't bless America right now, you're going to your room
RIP Saul Kripkie. A legend of philosophy and cereal tastiness units of measurement.
I don’t think there’s anything funnier than misspelling someone’s name while eulogizing them.
@@nooneinparticular469ew dude wow get your mind out of the gutter
@@bcc5701hah?
i really hate the cereal called mac and cheese I can't really get over how crunchy it is even with milk and the toy that comes with it is just a yellow powder overall 3/10 would not try again
It's even worse with the clorox brand milk. I can't tell you how many times I've had to go to the hospital from drinking it.
There’s this one kind called “instant ramen”. It’s totally not instant, it takes like- 10 minutes to make. Like come on I gotta get to work in the morning I don’t have time to boil water for my cereal. It’s also soggy most of the time and the boiling water usually burns my mouth when I eat it :(
Yeah and what kind of cereal do you have to cook? Really weird but ngl it kinda fire
FishFone we should sue Mr. Ra's Men for false advertising smh
Honestly I tried the cereal too, it’s really fucking weird
Frankly, Moses' absence in this video implicitly enhances his character profile and lore; he is not a connoisseur of everything, however a renaissance man he is, for the Overlord of Milk and Milk-Surrounded Products, Tes Nivison, is the true expert in this subject; not he. Humanizing the demi-human we know by the moniker of Moses, this real-time novel is very interesting, thank you, Ted Nivison!
Moses is the overlord of water
Hello i love you
i prefer harrison over moses and thats fact
Who is this Tes Nivison character? We all know Ted as the Master of Milk, but since when did this Tes person of whom you speak have ultimate authority over milk and other dairy related products?
Tes Nivison
This is some fucking buzzfeed level creativity right here, honestly it might even be more groundbreaking than your “how good is water?” video. Absolutely riveting content as usual thank you ted.
Thank you and very true I am not out of creative and innovating ideas in the slightest
@@TedNivison ok ted
@@TedNivison ok ted
@Ted Nivison ok ted
@@TedNivison ok Ted
I like how Ted makes up a backstory for cereal that is more boring than it's actual backstory
When Harrison said "I don't feel eternal bliss"
I felt that.
You felt that but he didn’t
"Who *doesn't* like Eggos?"
"Uh... *not* racists!"
The use of the two negatives here implies that racists *do* like Eggos. Therefore, the Ted Nivison channel has officially announced that "only racists like Eggos". What a stunning development.
Let go off my eggos waffles
yeah that was the joke
I think that was the intention?
-Ted Nivision Research Study
@@virtueisdead r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
"Who orders cereal online?"
Que Schlatt's cereal tier list.
😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳
Screw creeper crunch eh?
Me after seeing eggo cereal in the beginning:
*Jschlatt would like to know your location*
@@hurricaneheehee2254 minecraft and mario cereal.
who the fuck spells cue like that
thanks to talk for backing me lmao
"Who orders cereal online and gets it shipped to their house?"
This sounds like the perfect time for today's sponsor, Magic Spoon!
The worst cereal in earth was the Annie’s cereal but now it’s discontinued, it tasted like vomit, my mom said we were being over dramatic and wouldn’t buy us any new cereals until we finished it, many meals were skipped because of it, and my mom finally tried it, she spit that out so fast, threw the box out and bought us the good cereals the next day
Anne's cereal?
eskadecci 馬修 you know the brand Anne’s, they have animal crackers, cheese crackers, and gummy fruit.
Also I love your profile picture
I SO FUCKING AGREE
Although the sour patch kids still are the worst cereal
yall mean anne's or annie's?
Chance Good Buffalo Annie’s, my bad
Sour patch kids: Do you guys like sour milk?
Everyone: no
Sour patch kids: We finally made sour milk :)
The second that the sour patch kids hit the milk it spoils it
That's the sour taste
Exactly sour dose not go with milk
Nice one, Ted. The council approves this.
Uh oh,, ted has gained their trust
chicken milk
A f t e r t a s t e
poop
Good to know that Ted has once again won his temporary freedom to live as a humab
ted has single-handedly stirred a social cauldron by saying three words; “fuck the berries”
the worst cereal i ever ate was literally just fiber. it wasn't flavored or anything. it was felt like tree bark. my mom said it tasted fine but i think she was possessed when she said that.
this made me cackle more than I should’ve
...
fair enough
I’m so sorry
@@ro11066 I’m sorry what?
@@ro11066 America: get the fuck out sweet cereals are in our culture damn it!
The monotone way he said "I don't feel eternal bliss". I felt that
Just a observation of a normal day honestly
Same brother
you’re supposed to eat the jolly rancher cereal with lean
Y e s
id eat that shit like crazy
Wtf is lean?
@@aaronjaggard8287 it's a hillbilly drug. From Wikipedia:"recreational drug, created by combining prescription-grade cough syrup with a soft drink and hard candy."
@@dennissaint4974 cheers, I'm assuming that's the stuff they make in prison too.
I remember stocking that Ezekiel cereal when I worked at a grocery. I was bewildered when I first saw it, and no one ever bought the cereal anyways lol
I bought it once because they were out of whatever granola-y thing I actually wanted...Big mistake! The box probably tasted better than the cereal.
@@hadrianryan4179great grains is really good if you like granola
This cereal’s existence pisses me off because it proves the hypocrisy of Christians.
I don't even care, I just love that their bowls match their hoodies
Just noticed that😅
I would too if they were actually matching, but the bowl is white and his hoodie is gray
ur picky not to be rude
@@bertapereira5198 how
light black does NOT match with light white
“eww it’s disgusting- 3/5” also them “this is amazing 3.1/5”
cant argue with the experts
0:11 Why tf was that kid smirking so hard Im dying bro
The black shirt man is funny. Have him return frequently.
agreebe
Fun shirt return
Bring back shirt man he funny
Hehe shirt haha man being back the funny
Clothes that cover the top part of the body human male makes me laugh of joy
“i want this to taste like jolly ranchers”
“it tastes like jolly ranchers... which is a problem”
what do you w an t
because yesn't
bumblebee yes
not jolly rancher cereal
WAh äannñ tüh
I want everyone to be nice to me but you'd be surprised and concerned if it happened.
"'Oh, I'll suck up to God', that's what you sound like!" - Cain to Abel.
This comment will bring people to the faith
and then he killed him with a rock. canon.
15:00 *australian national anthem plays* not the box saying "NZ's no.1 breakfast ceral"
Imagine how Much a business would flourish if Jschlatt and Ted worked together to form a Ultra Catholic Cereal
Edit: I didn't think I'd get 500+ likes
i would buy their product ngl
That cereal would get 5/5 Kripkes
*taste the power of the Lord*
Catholic Crunch
Crossted flakes
"It's like chewing gravel. The mouth feel- it's like not even a feel at all. It's a fight." 9:30
Charles Boyle be out here disguised as Ted
Uh huh hmm mm yea
I thought “oops, all berries” was just a meme
don’t disrespect like that
Oops! All baby corpses!
i wish it was
Ling Ling how dare you
k l o n d i k e pff get outta here, berry boi
Ted’s bowl says “soup” on it. Is he trying to sneakily imply that cereal is in fact soup?
It actually is. Watch Lucidchart’s video about sandwiches and it is. Why would someone lie on the internet?
gazpacho
KK Slider cereal is not soup because cereal tastes good and soup does not
It is not a soup it is a broth
The Small Giraffe little man does not get enough protein from diet mmmmmmmm
I like how while Ted says how much he hates the cereal, his friend is eating it like nothing else is going on.
3 Factors to consider when eating ANY cereal:
-Sogginess Time (How long it takes for the cereal to loose is crunch)
-Milk Factor (does it change the flavor of the milk/how much
-Texture (how good it feels chewing and in your mouth)
A man of culture, right here!
taste?
A connisuer of cereal, you are
@@jonipihvi taste doesnt matter . Only cronch
BRITAIN AS A PIGEON
ｃａｒｄｂｏａｒｄ
13:06 the “what the fuck” from Ted had me dead 😂
you already know that since he opened all those cereals that hes gonna be eating them for the next week
he got so many family sized boxes too
doesnt he live with like 7 dudes though. cereal will go fast
@@acebeebop lol i thought someone got the lunchclub and housemates mixed up again, but 7 people in new york sounds about right.
I have one roommate and the answer is yes
@@TedNivison thanks "best lunch club member"
I’ll have you know ted that the average Jolly Rancher is not sour. The classics are not sour.
This is true
Amen
they might have only had sour jolly ranchers thinking theyre normal
snax_n_stax most likely
Kyla Main the green apple one is fire tho
don’t remember the brand but my worst cereal was extreme knockoff froot loops that smelled like play doh and made my poop green
thats a funny loop
I’ve had them they actually made me throw up
I think you may have ingested play doh sir
I think ur mom just put dried up Play-Doh in a bowl of milk and had u eat it
Yeah uh it was probably metal from the chernobyl reactor
Harrison looks like he is halfway between “high school jock” and “the kid you aren’t allowed to make fun of because his mom asked you nicely not to and you see her crying in her car in the pickup line sometimes”
Ted’s friend looks like if Jim and Roy from the office had a child
Ted himself reminds me of dwight mixed with someone else but im not sure who
You're right and I hate it so much
please why lol
@@walter-vq1fw drew Phillips
mooneth GABE OMG AHHHHH ITS GABE
0:23 "If we lose cereal, we lose Capitol Hill." I didn't realize we lost cereal
I was gonna make that meme too
@@apebrainboy same
I need an update on events, did something happen to the hill?
@@TheJ.JonahJameson trump supporters staged a coup and held hostages and shit, I don't think anyone died but it was terrible
@Cael Berglund I am very smol smooth brain
i saw you in my recommended and im going to sub just because your friend said "munch on these crunch bAbY"
Check out callmecarson and other members of the gang and lunch club!
2:45 "who orders cereal online and gets it shipped to their house" me. that's who
How do you have so many cereal options in America. In Australia you have weetbix, cornflakes, froot loops, coco pops, nutrigrain and some random fibre brand cereal. That’s it.
Edit: I acknowledge that I forgot the epic cereals of Milo and Crunchy Nut
Same for New Zealand :(
Diabetes is like... our main trait lol.
Cupcake s we legit have thousands
Perhaps due to the fact our population is ten times your thus we have ten times the brands?
At least you have Froot Loops
"Im getting a bit of an Asian flavor."
_"Umami?"_
Im fucking dead.
I mean, to be fair, umami was discovered when a guy wanted to figure out what chemical made him like the soup at a Chinese restaurant he frequented.
@@GogiRegion My guess is that's what he was trying to get at, and wasn't trying to say the concept of savoriness was inherently Asian.
"if we lose cereal, we lose capital hill" that aged like...well it aged like milk
I sorted by new just cause i knew this comment would be here
@@niklo4856 same
what happened?
@@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348 we lost capital hill, temporarily
@@christiancox4551 bruh
I ate the twinkies cereal once and it was pretty good to me. Gave me heart palpitations though so 7/10
ted’s voice sounds like it’s a permanently lowered snapchat voice filter
I just realized it totally does and its disturbing lmao
did ted get the cereal from the same man in wyoming that schlatt gets his wii games and foreign candy from?
See, it's a cover for Wyoming doesn't truly exist and therefore they got them off the dark web
i was thinking that bruv
Expanding the LCU
Who is this mysterious man?
I hope so--
Lmao they made the sour patch cereal covered in powdered citric acid and sugar so you can feel the milk curdle in your mouth.
I had it before and I threw up
@@synoblast8559 that's fair
@@Evileye2135 Damn, you right
I like it because I dont like cereal
I want to try them because it sounds so bad but they arent for sale anymore:,(
The sour patch kids cereal was so disgustingly bad that I had to throw out the bag after like 1 bite of the first bowl. Kept the box though as a reminder of the worst cereal in history
I like how the rating on screen is straight up not what is said at least a few times.
Lmfao it’s like off camera they just decided “Nope give this one .5 more”
@Leanne Webber I don’t understand how the date I made my channel is relevant or interesting
"Who orders cereal and gets it shipped to their house?"
Schlatt in the corner: *crunching on strange foreign food intensifies*
*crunches on quisp*
“Religious bread” has got me crying. My mom used to buy that shit too
Each of the cereals has their own boss music during the transitions
*Jolly ranchers does there job correctly*
Ted: That is witch craft
*their
Where’s the punchline
“I think we can all agree that it’s just- ahaha- it’s just funnier when I don’t finish tthe joke!”
“Yea” “mhm” “Awhw” “honestly
Played me harder than my ex
Oops all berries is a cereal that apologizes for its existence in its name
they know they fucked up, but are still hungry for validation and money nonetheless. fuck the berries man.
what did the berries do
@@kay-yi1gn man only berries were my jam as a kid but know I prefer the mixed captain crunch
Uhh idk what you guys are on but I love all berries🤨
Fuck you
14:59
*Australia’s National anthem plays, even though the box says; “NZ’s NO.1 Breakfast Cereal”*
Maddi S australia and nz have different boxes, the nz one says ‘kiwi kids are weet bix kids’ I’m pretty sure
yeah Ted put a pic of the wrong weetbix lmao
They're sold in both New Zealand and Australia, just different wording on the packaging.
New Zealand is just Proto-Australia anyways.
The Ghost no ? we’re different
jolly ranchers might have had a sour version at one point, but they're not sour patch kids. they're mini tootsie-roll shaped hard sweet candies that are massively sticky if you try to bite it instead of dissolve it.
"who orders cereal and gets it shipped to their house"
well funny story when i was 7 years old i did just this on ebay and bought cocoa puffs (which was actually just some old, empty box ppl were selling as "vintage"), but my mom was able to cancel it before it got here since she got an email confirmation
and no, i dont know why anyone sells old cocoa puffs boxes on fucking ebay
Its a scam or a part of a dead animal would've been in there
Use Amazon
Don’t tempt me with this knowledge
6:39 “Anime cereal” set off my Siri.
Yeah-_-Ok eat your cereal
Black shirt man has mastered the art of the funny after training for 100. Years have him return frequently
Harris truly is comedy
Idk why, but usually we don’t like the kind of audio editing in this video because it is too overwhelming, however the audio ques with the cereal was hilarious here. It wasn’t too overwhelming for our senses, and it made us feel happy and fuzzy. Good audio job. 👍❤️💜❤️
Harris is just CallMeCarson's little cousin who grew up in a rich family and now tries to be a rapper with songs about living in the hood
but very athletic
why is this so accurate
he looks like david hull
i surely know the holiest cereal
catholic crunch
Holy-O's are pretty godly.
funny, might laugh.
captain catholic too and godly grams
Svukryggi id buy that cereal
“I like it worse than the grape nuts”
-Ted Nivison, 2020
Grape-Nuts and yogurt is the shit. Grape-Nuts as a cereal is pretty mediocre.
@ronanhealey9350 yeah honestly I feel like I’m eating kibble.
I'm so disappointed they didn't try the South Korean onion-flavored Kellogg's cereal.
“The biblical cereal from like the middle of Wyoming or whatever” I am literally living in the middle of Wyoming and I’ve never heard of this my entire life
When
wyoming is real?
Oh so your also in witness protection?
Ezekial 4:9s are fire 10:51
I’ve had those sour patch kids cereal before, and they are not exaggerating. It is so bad that they were selling it in mass at the dollar store. The worst part about it is that it almost makes it taste like the milk is sour.
Normal people: Hey, wanna come over and play video games?
Ted: Hey Harris, wanna come over and eat a bunch of crappy cereal?
Very late to the party, but what Ted described about the unicorn horn and cheese grater is basically what people do to rhino horn when they use it at the end of parties to "cure" hangovers
When milk is added to cereal, is the milk in question then a:
A: Broth
B: Sauce
C: Soup
Answer carefully, Ted, for your life depends on it.
Broth as the whole meal would be considered the soup.
dreadlordhg broth
I’ve seen that meme before
I believe a sauce. As a broth often is simmered or cooked down from something (say stock) and a soup is a hodge podge of ingredients cooked in a pot. A sauce however is something that is derived of something else (ketchup is tomatoes and mustard is mustard seeds etc.) but you can consider cereal and milk to be a soup in the wheat bix scenario. Because aussies microwave the bix and milk and add berries or sugar.
Sauce because youre adding to the cereal. It isnt called cereal and milk its just called cereal.
“Cereal make the world go round” God himself-2020
Yup.
“2 out of 5”
Editor: “Ah yes, 2.5 out of 5”
ikr wtf was that lol
“0.5 out of 5”
Editor: “Ah yes, 1.5 out of 5”
They disagree, apparently.
Glad someone else saw this
I was thinking the same lol
“I don't feel eternal bliss” *continues eating cereal anyway*
The guy on the left should start a RUclips channel, he’s not as funny as Harrison... But still a solid 2.75/5 crypt keys
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crypt keys lol
I’ve got some good news for you, bub.
Does Harrison have a channel?
Ted the twinkey ones are really good if you microwave them alittle.
What the fuck
Ok
Ted Nivison lmao
Please say sike
logan yeah exactly! But the flavor is even better when you microwave the fork with the cereal
“Religious cereal”
Schlat wants to know your location
The sour patch kids one is okay when you're just snacking out of the box with no milk
Nothing makes me feel more intimidated than Ted being more than comfortable eating cereal with an open gallon of milk sitting at the edge of the table
Frosted Flakes really just said *” b a n a n”*
i’m dead they called shopkins an anime cereal
They do ngl
I was laughing my ass off especially as a person who played with shopkins at 3-5 yrs old-
Lol
Anyone else remember CookieSwirlC or is that just a late gen z thing
@@bandband4498naw i do too 😭
7:15 AND I QUOTE
JehBerDeh: "Who doesn't like eggo?"
Ted: "Not- Racists!"
JehBerDeh: "Obviously that was the answer Ted!"
SO YOU AM ADMIT TO BEING THE DOING OF RACISM!!!!
Unicorn shavings: FALSE ADVERTISING
Jolly Ranchers: Not false advertising WHICH MAKES IT WITCHCRAFT
"'Oh I'll suck up to God' - that's you" - Cain to Abel after giving their offerings
i like this
one sec i gotta look something up
yeah this is funny
@@seaofbees783 lol
“Does it taste like a baby shark?”
-The Milkman
man this video will always have a special place in my heart to how simple it felt 4 years ago at the start of the new decade
Ted seems like he was the kid to come home from a basketball game at 7pm and eat cereal at the kitchen counter
im not sure why but i completely agree
I've had the twinkies cereal and it's so fatty that it turns the fat free milk BACK INTO WHOLE MILK
bro...
Had my first Twinkie a couple years ago and I have to say, they're just kinda gross. It just tastes like cheap cake and icing.
OH DAMN
@@3dcookie515 yeah all the foods in the processed cakes family lose their luster unless you have a gigantic sweet tooth. Kids and people with high sugar diets are the only people who can really stomach processed cakes.
Also I've seen this 1% to whole transition happen with fruit loops as well, it's crazy.
3D Cookie I’ve only tried banana creme twinkies and they were so insanely sweet that it tasted like if you ate a ghost pepper but it was sweet instead of spicy. Just intense sweetness.
“I don’t feel eternal bliss”
I think that my graduation quote
I use to only eat oops all berry cereal, but thinking back on it now they have almost no taste
This is one of the only channels where I watch the entire ad when they play. Keep up the creative content!
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