Schlatt's Cereal Tier List

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  • Опубликовано: 7 дек 2020
  • Schlatt ranks every cereal ever made.
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    Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys just made fun of my name. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cereal (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cereal Tier List and Rank Every Cereal Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Cap'n Crunch, Oreo O's, Eggo Cereal, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Krave, Cocoa Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Puffs, Rice Krispies, Apple Jacks, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Cookie Crisp, Trix, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. We also take a look at some old cereal commercials from the 90s and early 2000s. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cereal? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
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Комментарии • 40 тыс.

  • @landon5945
    @landon5945 3 года назад +6945

    I was so confused the whole time bc he sounds like he’s about to hate on them then completely turns it around and says it’s S

    • @youtubewhoop886
      @youtubewhoop886 3 года назад +223

      Just like at 11:58 he opens with "What the fuck is quisp?" And 2 seconds later says it's one of his favourite cereals like wtf

    • @paris4767
      @paris4767 3 года назад +91

      @@youtubewhoop886 he's saying "youre probably asking yourself, what the fuck is quisp?" so he's talking about us viewers and not him

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @user-nf7nc9hz8w
      @user-nf7nc9hz8w 3 года назад +7

      I blame minx

    • @youtubewhoop886
      @youtubewhoop886 3 года назад +8

      DevilAsher uwu He opened with: "Quisp, what the fuck is quisp?" Before talking to the the audience directly

  • @binwsk
    @binwsk 3 года назад +3963

    Basically the video in a nutshell:
    Any cereal with the word “Frosted” will instantly make this man furious.

    • @sandbag8916
      @sandbag8916 3 года назад +59

      Frosted Mini Wheats go brrrrrr

    • @poorconnection6358
      @poorconnection6358 3 года назад +80

      "If you wanna make a frosted cereal, be my guest"
      *proceeds to shit on every frosted cereal he reviewed*

    • @diljotthunder4348
      @diljotthunder4348 3 года назад +5

      Arent the oats in lucky charms frosted

    • @sandbag8916
      @sandbag8916 3 года назад +2

      @@diljotthunder4348 >:O

    • @Bart_The_Bewitched
      @Bart_The_Bewitched 3 года назад +1

      What about chocolate

  • @SOFTBUDZZZ
    @SOFTBUDZZZ 9 месяцев назад +640

    The scene of 8:21 is unforgivably slept on of any of his most funniest moments, legit exposed his bare ass, and quite possibly woke someone up for his play button, that scene literally just explains him as a person

    • @The_mushroom_house
      @The_mushroom_house 7 месяцев назад +26

      Why is “and quite possibly woke someone up for his play button” the funniest thing I’ve ever heard?

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@The_mushroom_house they went liberal once the playbutton fell

  • @ta5t13
    @ta5t13 8 месяцев назад +210

    It’s scarily understandable how he describes chocolate cheerios as “warm”

  • @d-will3815
    @d-will3815 3 года назад +4353

    "Tricks are for kids because kids can't tell what a good cereal is."
    This is a legendary line

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 года назад +27

      Hes right too

    • @noarsy7716
      @noarsy7716 3 года назад +18

      trix*

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 года назад +15

      ““Tricks are for kids!” “Exactly, cuz kids can’t tell what good f*cking cereal tastes like. F*ck you.”

    • @mark_urbald6224
      @mark_urbald6224 3 года назад

      Grain berry

    • @man-sc1us
      @man-sc1us 3 года назад +1

      It is good

  • @j.l.9029
    @j.l.9029 3 года назад +2138

    Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.

    • @mwtb7309
      @mwtb7309 3 года назад +27

      I’m imagining this and it’s hilarious

    • @cornschlong4487
      @cornschlong4487 3 года назад +40

      true. His scream was so raw like he genuinely seemed scared

    • @Eazy_Peazy
      @Eazy_Peazy 3 года назад +3

      LMAOOO HAHAHASJDFSGKDHLJFH

    • @cheesey4899
      @cheesey4899 3 года назад +16

      Timestamp at 8:20 For those people who are reading this comment thread for the timestamp.

    • @thatsabingo6695
      @thatsabingo6695 3 года назад +8

      The TM is what got me rolling on the floor lmao

  • @Roblox_mrtomas
    @Roblox_mrtomas 6 месяцев назад +53

    Jschlatt: “Not because of the taste, but because of the lore behind it.”
    Matpat:*bust open door* Continue talking

  • @empty0water
    @empty0water 10 месяцев назад +146

    "This will piss you off"
    Schlatt:*puts my fav cereal at S*

    • @henrythemuthafuckineighth
      @henrythemuthafuckineighth Месяц назад

      **Doesn’t even say anything when trying my favorite cereal. Just spits it out and puts it at F**

    • @Le0ne_651
      @Le0ne_651 21 день назад

      Which one?

    • @TheCupcakeGobbler
      @TheCupcakeGobbler 18 дней назад

      Almost all of those cereals are my favourite, since you include in everyone of them, sugar.

  • @sosiglive4943
    @sosiglive4943 3 года назад +4903

    Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about Tony the Tiger and police brutality.

  • @moyaioffbi4810
    @moyaioffbi4810 3 года назад +2632

    I like how Twitter tried to cancel this man saying he’s racist and toxic while the guy they’re trying to cancel is tasting cereal

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 3 года назад +313

      He's a cereal killer.

    • @moyaioffbi4810
      @moyaioffbi4810 3 года назад +71

      @@damienmaymdien6367 holy shit ur right

    • @sai8098
      @sai8098 3 года назад +79

      Twitter eats Grain Berry

    • @arseini0274
      @arseini0274 3 года назад +23

      @@damienmaymdien6367 seven cap n crunch boxes in 1999...

    • @keyboardwarrior4092
      @keyboardwarrior4092 3 года назад +37

      It’s Twitter, the fuck do you expect

  • @Zanru-iy8wb
    @Zanru-iy8wb 7 месяцев назад +40

    00:33 - Cheerios
    00:54 - Honey Nut Cheerios
    01:09 - Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
    01:21 - Frosted Cheerios
    01:39 - Chocolate Cheerios
    02:07 - Lucky Charms
    02:37 - Reese's Puffs
    03:05 - Cap'n Crunch
    03:18 - Peanut Butter Crunch
    03:27 - Crunch Berries
    03:45 - Oops! All Berries
    04:06 - (Bonus) Minecraft Creepi'n Crunch
    04:11 - Rice Crispies
    04:24 - Frosted Crispies
    04:45 - Cocoa Crispies
    04:53 - Krave
    05:13 - Cookie Crisp
    05:33 - Oreo'os
    05:56 - Cocoa Puffs
    06:10 - Cocoa Pebbles
    06:14 - Fruity Pebbles
    06:21 - Trix
    06:37 - Frosted Flakes
    07:01 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    07:16 - French Toast Crunch
    07:33 - Eggo's
    08:03 - (Bonus) Wheaties
    08:35 - Corn Flakes
    08:57 - Kellugg's (Special)
    09:05 - Chocalately Delight
    09:29 - Frosted Mini Wheats
    09:59 - Apple Jacks
    10:06 - Froot Loops
    10:15 - Corn Pops
    10:19 - Kix
    10:29 - Oatmeal Squares
    10:36 - (Bonus) Raisin Bran
    10:52 - Golden Grahams
    11:04 - Honey Bunches of Oats
    11:17 - Honeyhs!
    11:36 - Honeycomb
    11:58 - Quisp
    12:41 - Count Chocula
    13:14 - (Bonus) Grain Berry

  • @DraymondGreenFitnessOffical
    @DraymondGreenFitnessOffical 2 месяца назад +10

    I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.

  • @bobothechimp1823
    @bobothechimp1823 3 года назад +15778

    Why did he even buy wheeties? He can just go over to a tree and start scraping the bark off

  • @just.Harley
    @just.Harley 3 года назад +1492

    Serena Williams: Attempts to assasinate his play button
    Schlatt: *genuine fear*

    • @tiktik1531
      @tiktik1531 3 года назад +9

      hehe.

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 года назад +14

      that was fucking terrifying

    • @shohomchakraborty9081
      @shohomchakraborty9081 3 года назад +13

      I read this comment before that part of the video and i was very confused

    • @saamdarsaam
      @saamdarsaam 3 года назад +10

      8:18

    • @okMikeyyy
      @okMikeyyy 3 года назад +1

      She went to Serena Williams to John hinckley jr right quick

  • @79REAL
    @79REAL 4 месяца назад +22

    I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.

    • @Blueshark8O9
      @Blueshark8O9 Месяц назад +2

      I don't like that mental image.

  • @bigmemes
    @bigmemes 9 месяцев назад +40

    The part where he throws the grain berry across the room had me dying 😂

  • @ChandlerMakesVidya
    @ChandlerMakesVidya 3 года назад +2295

    “They call me the Serial Guy”
    Just like 1999

    • @haydenholland2715
      @haydenholland2715 3 года назад +3

      Cereal*

    • @dolepineapplejuice3692
      @dolepineapplejuice3692 3 года назад +45

      @@haydenholland2715 i think it was spelled "serial" for a reason

    • @haydenholland2715
      @haydenholland2715 3 года назад +10

      @@dolepineapplejuice3692 I was just being stupid 😂

    • @skiesoficarus
      @skiesoficarus 3 года назад +2

      Oh, I know why he's called the Serial guy...We've been trying to get an Extradition warrant for him from the Vatican for years...
      -Sgt. Bigguy, NYPD

    • @fatduck9673
      @fatduck9673 3 года назад +3

      @@haydenholland2715 r/wooooosh

  • @nerd5487
    @nerd5487 3 года назад +1637

    Creeper Crunch: Exists
    Jschlatt: *"And I took that personally."*

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +23

      I love how he is actually taking this seriously

    • @taestea6097
      @taestea6097 3 года назад +46

      ranboos crying in the club rn

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +3

      @@taestea6097 poor man oof

    • @taestea6097
      @taestea6097 3 года назад +13

      @@KingOfFrye im laughing so fucking hard at this

    • @swand1383
      @swand1383 3 года назад +18

      @@KingOfFrye it was a minecraft cereal and they mentioned a minecraft streamer? Boohoo

  • @darksezy_
    @darksezy_ 10 месяцев назад +43

    Is it me or watching something like this instead of needing/having to do something important is just such much more satisfying to watch

  • @TayKay13
    @TayKay13 6 месяцев назад +12

    I love when he said “Tf🤨” at the Minecraft cereal 4:06

  • @ishotmygrandma
    @ishotmygrandma 3 года назад +3072

    Schlatt: (sees creeper crunch) 'wtf is this'
    *Ranboo crying in a corner rn*

    • @drcoconut14
      @drcoconut14 3 года назад +188

      It’s cause schlatt forgot the cinnamon roll.

    • @liaydrk2980
      @liaydrk2980 3 года назад +37

      @@drcoconut14 TRUEE

    • @iwantzfood1448
      @iwantzfood1448 3 года назад +18

      LMAO

    • @-artytherat-8758
      @-artytherat-8758 3 года назад +14

      @@drcoconut14 true facts

    • @kittynado758
      @kittynado758 3 года назад +43

      @@drcoconut14 no it's because he didn't add the bag of spaghetti

  • @mifosmovievault8335
    @mifosmovievault8335 3 года назад +6966

    How is it that when schlatt says “I’m gonna piss some people off” Are the times when he is the least offensive

    • @bigbittieskris78
      @bigbittieskris78 3 года назад +125

      oops all berries at f has offended me 😩😩

    • @sirc1
      @sirc1 3 года назад +220

      I lowkey got offended with the cinnamon toast crunch rating. that shit gets a quick s tier imo.

    • @heavenlyspring.
      @heavenlyspring. 3 года назад +9

      @UCTiNRRpWzHziqHQaZIHnFSA What about that? it's true.

    • @Josh-ez1bt
      @Josh-ez1bt 3 года назад +47

      i think we should cancel him on twitter again

    • @TT-nn2sk
      @TT-nn2sk 3 года назад +23

      Cinnamon toast S raisins brand A Oreo Os F wtf schlatt I am disappointed and offended

  • @ideekay131
    @ideekay131 9 месяцев назад +13

    The way schlatt dived to save that play button is better than most videos I've watched.

  • @HalfmoonStoneteller
    @HalfmoonStoneteller 7 месяцев назад +4

    12:13
    You can find Quisp at Woodmans or Meijer usually

  • @ArtiicXD
    @ArtiicXD 3 года назад +1617

    Schlatt* : throws Wheaties
    Wheaties : “And so I took that personal”

    • @asherburger8241
      @asherburger8241 3 года назад +40

      Wheaties: you take me out *I take your play button out*

    • @j_jhij_j5819
      @j_jhij_j5819 3 года назад +1

      +110xp Revenge kill

    • @lettuce_lover
      @lettuce_lover 3 года назад

      I like Wheaties tho

    • @ArtiicXD
      @ArtiicXD 3 года назад +1

      @Shaun Stouder how did I not realize that, lol

    • @mxnxchrxmqtic
      @mxnxchrxmqtic 3 года назад +1

      @@j_jhij_j5819 +1000xp Ultimate Target kill

  • @bos_the_creeper1286
    @bos_the_creeper1286 3 года назад +1522

    Schlatt: “No one has bad memories with Cheerios.”
    Ludwig: “Cheerios are crap lol.”

    • @madi_rainbows4887
      @madi_rainbows4887 3 года назад +27

      as a kid i've choked on cheerios and needed the Heimlich, it's fair to say that i have a bad memory with them

    • @bos_the_creeper1286
      @bos_the_creeper1286 3 года назад +13

      @@madi_rainbows4887 never thought I’d hear a story of someone choking on Cheerios, good thing you’re okay

    • @madi_rainbows4887
      @madi_rainbows4887 3 года назад +8

      @@bos_the_creeper1286 i'm fairly certain i've choked on cheerios on more than one occasion as well :)

    • @penguin2985
      @penguin2985 3 года назад +4

      @@shroompik6815 IMO, some sweet cereals taste fucking garbage

    • @feetlover1004
      @feetlover1004 3 года назад

      I HATE CHEERIOS SO MUCH

  • @finelli999
    @finelli999 9 месяцев назад +7

    “Kids can’t tell what good cereal taste like” the most true line I’ve heard in my existance

  • @faereman
    @faereman 10 месяцев назад +9

    Fun fact : The extra sweet cereal aren't that much worse for you than the bland ones, so might as well eat the ones you actually like.

  • @mcdonaldfilipmoment
    @mcdonaldfilipmoment 3 года назад +2798

    I have never seen a man getting so emotional about cereal ever in my life.

    • @jakiyoshm
      @jakiyoshm 3 года назад +34

      They do call him Mr Cereal

    • @thedominator5620
      @thedominator5620 3 года назад +20

      13:42

    • @kainado261
      @kainado261 3 года назад +3

      and we stan him for it

    • @Emilio-bv1eg
      @Emilio-bv1eg 3 года назад +3

      @@kainado261 wtf who says stan lmao I’ve never heard that word in my life kinda sounds gay

    • @samagthakur8543
      @samagthakur8543 3 года назад +1

      Nice pfp

  • @anintellectualperson9417
    @anintellectualperson9417 3 года назад +4401

    Teachers, parents: The internet is dangerous
    The internet:

  • @khmer06
    @khmer06 9 месяцев назад +2

    5:17 I actually fully agree with you there. Look, it's not bad every once in a while if you just wanna try something a little different, but once you go past your first day, you just feel like you're eating cardboard. If you want cookies and milk, just have some damn good cookies and milk for crying out loud.

  • @mashpotato_
    @mashpotato_ 2 месяца назад +2

    Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch?
    It was discontinued.
    But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.

  • @bbh5415
    @bbh5415 3 года назад +637

    Bias. He's clearly too attracted to the mascots to make a clear decision.

    • @spookyminion
      @spookyminion 3 года назад +8

      CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.

    • @sneakysnail12
      @sneakysnail12 3 года назад

      based

    • @cyrusfox3874
      @cyrusfox3874 3 года назад

      ....why'd he have to insult Tony like that...

  • @PsychoPenguin1919
    @PsychoPenguin1919 3 года назад +2482

    honestly, i'm just really glad he showed himself vacuuming up the cereal

    • @emman.7612
      @emman.7612 3 года назад +48

      fr before the video ended i imagined him vaccuuming it up and it made it 10x funnier

    • @apollogamez4098
      @apollogamez4098 3 года назад +4

      I didn’t know there was a dislike button. LOL

    • @ozzy129100
      @ozzy129100 3 года назад +5

      Honestly, I’m just really glad I saw this comment before watching the video.

    • @Mustarddoggaming
      @Mustarddoggaming 3 года назад +3

      My brother

  • @nekrobone
    @nekrobone 7 месяцев назад

    best tierlist video i be coming back to this sometimes

  • @TheYoungCollector
    @TheYoungCollector 7 месяцев назад

    This is one of the best videos I have ever seen. This is my favorite video from “Schlatt” other than the cookie tier list and the MCC with Technoblade (RIP).

  • @pokemaster4588
    @pokemaster4588 3 года назад +1785

    Did schlatt just complain about reese's being candy...
    And then put lucky charms in A

    • @boop7784
      @boop7784 3 года назад +22

      Yes he did

    • @criesincryptid
      @criesincryptid 3 года назад +33

      It doesn't really make sense... but it doesn't have to 😂

    • @brandongarant1385
      @brandongarant1385 3 года назад +14

      Lucky charms is not all candy

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 3 года назад

      he's right

    • @forstaken2254
      @forstaken2254 3 года назад +4

      What about Oreo O's? That's fucking candy

  • @trsscorpion4179
    @trsscorpion4179 3 года назад +1684

    Schlatt on the Dream SMP: a drunk tyrant
    Schlatt on his channel: ranking cereal

    • @JwarBadpopcorn70438
      @JwarBadpopcorn70438 3 года назад +17

      I mean the dude died of “drugs” or also known as potions and he wanted protein powder in the revival of wilbur

    • @slipperyseel494
      @slipperyseel494 3 года назад +7

      @@JwarBadpopcorn70438 Didn't he die of a heart attack?

    • @JwarBadpopcorn70438
      @JwarBadpopcorn70438 3 года назад +6

      @@slipperyseel494 yeah and it was caused by the “drugs”

    • @slipperyseel494
      @slipperyseel494 3 года назад +2

      @@JwarBadpopcorn70438 You aren't wrong

    • @samw3720
      @samw3720 3 года назад +3

      @@JwarBadpopcorn70438 It was caused by him drinking himself to death, it was alcohol or a stand in of it

  • @laurapapac3481
    @laurapapac3481 2 месяца назад

    I come back to this video every 3 months it has changed my life thank you schlatt

  • @Sinappisoppa482
    @Sinappisoppa482 9 месяцев назад +1

    It feels like this was posted 15 hours ago "schlatt" really makes videos that are rewatchable forever

  • @emersoneskridge3686
    @emersoneskridge3686 3 года назад +1730

    “There’s fucking crack in the middle”-jschlatt

    • @mr.g6962
      @mr.g6962 3 года назад +18

      schlatt: I love maple syrup flavored cereal
      me and the Canadians:(salutes)

    • @eggtartsperson9539
      @eggtartsperson9539 3 года назад

      @@mr.g6962 yes

    • @mr.g6962
      @mr.g6962 3 года назад

      *me and the other Canadians

    • @ellisk4796
      @ellisk4796 3 года назад

      @@mr.g6962 yes

    • @KasaiCantDraw
      @KasaiCantDraw 3 года назад +2

      No seriously that shit is amazing, I bought a box today because of this tier list, the man wasn't kidding.
      There's fucking crack in the middle.

  • @metaknight0236
    @metaknight0236 3 года назад +2121

    "Krave isn’t a cereal you’d eat if you want a productive day"
    Me, who eats it pretty much every day: well that sums up my life pretty well

    • @metaknight0236
      @metaknight0236 3 года назад +2

      @Matthew Morocco I get it from my local target, but it might not be available in your area. If it isn't , I think Amazon sells it.

    • @cerealcognitive
      @cerealcognitive 3 года назад +3

      Krave is a hard one to find, but a goldmine

    • @raquisbigman3839
      @raquisbigman3839 3 года назад

      Yes but have u accounted for john dales extra fat whifts?

    • @zack2042
      @zack2042 3 года назад +1

      jschalatt yeets weaties and it hits his gold play button, oupps all berreis

    • @zack2042
      @zack2042 3 года назад +1

      8:20

  • @NightyEU
    @NightyEU 4 месяца назад +2

    watching him reviewing cereals while eating cereal is just amazing

  • @masondyck5376
    @masondyck5376 9 месяцев назад +1

    Even tho this is only 2 years old this is a classic video

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 3 года назад +2768

    Schlatt: "They used to call me the Cereal Killer"

  • @SB737
    @SB737 3 года назад +17030

    Schlatt’s Cheerio Tier List*

  • @snakeeyes8678
    @snakeeyes8678 8 месяцев назад +2

    It is a tradition to come back to this video

  • @Savage_Sonic930
    @Savage_Sonic930 5 месяцев назад

    I love these types of ranking so entertaining lol

  • @frogfolk4288
    @frogfolk4288 3 года назад +3650

    Everybody:schlatt is toxic and triggers people
    Also schlatt:

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 3 года назад +41

      Damn, why would people say that tho, please explain

    • @vinnienoelle8218
      @vinnienoelle8218 3 года назад +115

      @@andrewoxford1322 Most likely because of Shlatt from Dream SMP. The character Shlatt played by Shlatt .

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 3 года назад +8

      @@vinnienoelle8218 ah, ok

    • @m4g-nu5ftw92
      @m4g-nu5ftw92 3 года назад +2

      got a feeling thats the same kekw

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 3 года назад +1

      @@m4g-nu5ftw92 what

  • @senormooklei8675
    @senormooklei8675 3 года назад +17120

    He sounded actually terrified when his playbutton fell, pure fear.

    • @tcharelees
      @tcharelees 3 года назад +954

      When it started to fall and schlatt pushed everything out of his way to save it, i felt that

    • @melkboi8306
      @melkboi8306 3 года назад +635

      8:18 Replay button

    • @exp0242
      @exp0242 3 года назад +183

      @@melkboi8306 that's one replay button to ads

    • @cattegoggles
      @cattegoggles 3 года назад +110

      yeah i cdecfvrgthyujhtgrf he was SCARED

    • @zeddperm3031
      @zeddperm3031 3 года назад +146

      either its for a stupid reason or he genuinely cares about his subs and got afraid when his play button fell

  • @Hashbro64
    @Hashbro64 6 месяцев назад +1

    every now and then I come here and the grain berry always makes me laugh 😂

  • @racoon_bro092
    @racoon_bro092 8 месяцев назад +2

    The Wheaties were fighting back 💀

  • @izzdrizz3535
    @izzdrizz3535 3 года назад +1746

    Jschlatt: *Throws the wheaties*
    Wheaties: k a r m a

  • @radiateddalek842
    @radiateddalek842 3 года назад +1084

    Ted Nivison: *Tastes and tiers milk*
    Jschlatt: *Tastes and tiers cereals*
    So who’s gonna rate the different brands of spoons?

  • @Bluejay756
    @Bluejay756 8 месяцев назад

    Frosted Mini Wheats is the gambling of cereal.
    I love gambling with anything that ends up being inconsequential if I lose the gamble.

  • @lucaseichler3140
    @lucaseichler3140 10 месяцев назад

    My current S-tier is Maple vector. Basically maple flavoured cap'n crunch.

  • @katelyncaruso1827
    @katelyncaruso1827 3 года назад +2013

    General Mills has a new “elf” cereal and it maple flavor corn puffs with marshmallows, sounds like schlatt’s dream cereal to me

    • @cake226
      @cake226 3 года назад +50

      I tried it not too long ago and it SLAPS

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 3 года назад +59

      I don't think he'd like the idea of an elf themed cereal. I don't think he's very fond of other races.

    • @qiwiiqaser
      @qiwiiqaser 3 года назад +5

      @@blank0s162 _wth_

    • @naturallymoronic2214
      @naturallymoronic2214 3 года назад +2

      What's the cereal called and where does it sell?

    • @aloe_thera
      @aloe_thera 3 года назад +5

      @@naturallymoronic2214 Apparently its called "Elf" (yep) and you can buy it on Walmart and (I think) Target's website

  • @rafthecommunist
    @rafthecommunist 3 года назад +814

    I like how genuine he is when he hates a cereal like theres nothing better than watching a 20 year old man conplain about cereal unironically

  • @tydbyt1191
    @tydbyt1191 6 месяцев назад +1

    Some notable absences from this list:
    1. Cracklin' Oat Bran (D tier)
    - Easily one of the crunchiest cereals out there. So crunchy that it feels like your teeth are going to break, or that your going to shred your gums; but, if you wait 5 minutes or so for it to soften up in milk, it's a more reasonable amount of crunch and it tastes fairly decent. If this cereal wasn't so rock hard, it would be a C-tier cereal, but it's just too crunchy. D for destroyed your mouth.
    2. Life: Original (C tier)
    - Life is a very humble cereal. It's not too sugary, not too bland, but just the right balance so that you can enjoy it without feeling bad. Solid C tier.
    3. Life: Cinnamon (B-tier)
    - This is just a better version of Life. Nothing really extra to add, just that it tastes better.
    4. Honey Smacks/Golden Crisp (B-tier)
    - One word describe this cereal perfectly: sticky. This cereal is super sweet, almost candy sweet, but what gets me is how ridiculously sticky this stuff is. You get a big spoonful of it, put it in your mouth, and suddenly you've got cereal for a moustache. This cereal does have a nice texture and crunch, though, so it gets a decent B-tier.
    5. Grape Nuts (B-tier)
    - It took me a while to become a fan of Grape Nuts, because holy crap this stuff is crunchy--crunchier than Cracklin' Oat Bran. The difference, though, is that Grape Nuts is just little crumbs, so it doesn't destroy your mouth as much as Cracklin' Oat Bran. However, the dealbreaker for me with Grape Nuts is that you don't need that much to get full. It's such a dense cereal that 1.5 cups of it is enough, and that means you don't need as much milk, which also means that one box of cereal and 1/2 of a gallon of milk will last you just over a week guaranteed. In other words, it saves money, it's healthy, and it tastes okay.
    6. Smorz (S-tier)
    - I know they don't make this cereal anymore, but that doesn't matter, Smorz is one of the greatest cereals of all time. The chocolate pieces are puffy and delicious, the marshmallows are heavenly, and the milk just amplifies the flavor. I sorely miss eating Smorz. Rest in peace.
    7. Chex (C-tier)
    - It doesn't really matter if it's Corn Chex or Rice Chex, they both are really just Corn Flakes and Rice Krispies in a different shape. Although, the pillow-like shape of this cereal is better because it makes for a more pleasurable crunch.
    8. Bananas with Milk and sugar (S-tier)
    - Although this isn't a traditional cereal, I think it still counts. When I was a kid, my parents would just spontaneously decide after dinner that it was bananas-with-milk night. Grab a banana, use a knife or spoon to slice it up into a bowl of milk, then dump some sugar on it. Absolute bliss.

  • @civilwarnerd
    @civilwarnerd 9 месяцев назад

    i just gotta say jshlat has helped me through some new york I-I Mean tough times, and he has taught me a good lesson. we dont talk ab 1999

  • @Ryan-tj2qo
    @Ryan-tj2qo 3 года назад +7760

    "jschlatt is so offensive and controversial!"
    jschlatt:

    • @itsyaboilogan642
      @itsyaboilogan642 3 года назад +417

      That placement of Frosted Flakes is definitely controversial

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 3 года назад +44

      @@itsyaboilogan642
      And the placement of Reeses Pieces!

    • @jamesmarker3956
      @jamesmarker3956 3 года назад +34

      You know, I’d say that Raisen Bran should be higher, but besides that he did fairly good.

    • @soursaccharine
      @soursaccharine 3 года назад +48

      his fucking S tier was offensive and controversial. i only agree with cap’n crunch

    • @duck363
      @duck363 3 года назад +64

      I fucking cried when he put cookie crisp in E tier

  • @manwithnoplan1677
    @manwithnoplan1677 3 года назад +34217

    Seeing Schlatt genuinely care about any object in that room is life changing

  • @cocozoot
    @cocozoot 9 месяцев назад +5

    the fear in his eyes when the play button was about to fall just made me laugh🙂

  • @uncleslumbago7594
    @uncleslumbago7594 9 месяцев назад +1

    One of my core memories as a kid was my mom putting a box of honey bunches of oats in the fridge or freezer and eating those as a dessert after dinner. No milk, jus cold HBoO in a bowl and eating them with her fingers

  • @franciscomendez8314
    @franciscomendez8314 3 года назад +579

    "They call me 'Mr. Cereal'" *ADD IT TO THE WIKI LIST*

  • @r4rfam651
    @r4rfam651 3 года назад +2001

    Another reason to hate Wheaties: They almost broke his PlayButton.

    • @izzy2218
      @izzy2218 3 года назад +7

      yes 😔

    • @gavinsimmons2400
      @gavinsimmons2400 3 года назад +8

      i was reading this comment right as that happened

    • @lettuce_lover
      @lettuce_lover 3 года назад +7

      Ngl I LOVE Wheaties but sir, that is a war crime.

    • @Chinitaaddyy
      @Chinitaaddyy 3 года назад +3

      @siplified I need to say one word *weird*

    • @Squirmish
      @Squirmish 3 года назад +1

      @@Chinitaaddyy let people eat what they want bish

  • @trystanbasser4420
    @trystanbasser4420 9 месяцев назад

    Multigrain cheerios are amazing, you need to try them, they are super good, and if you mix them woth honey nut ones they are perfect, also cookie crisp is trash

  • @xxbaby_baileyxx3652
    @xxbaby_baileyxx3652 9 месяцев назад

    The captin crunch in the S tier is literally my favorite cereal of all time

  • @ProdSyn
    @ProdSyn 3 года назад +18517

    He is uploading way too much something is up

    • @georgianichols4584
      @georgianichols4584 3 года назад +2024

      I have a theory that he prerecords all of these. and he died lately so his loved ones are uploading all the vids.

    • @RainbowQuartz2.0
      @RainbowQuartz2.0 3 года назад +179

      @@georgianichols4584 oof

    • @unstablequark
      @unstablequark 3 года назад +111

      @@georgianichols4584 oh 🥲

    • @TaiJanai
      @TaiJanai 3 года назад +148

      didnt he get cancelled

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +25

      @@georgianichols4584 oof

  • @ludichris8522
    @ludichris8522 3 года назад +2162

    fun fact: the characters on cereal boxes have eyes perfectly angled to look down upon children in the isles looking for cereal

  • @crashtestnerd6065
    @crashtestnerd6065 8 месяцев назад

    Your takes are god damn perfect.

  • @minivans.comslayqueen
    @minivans.comslayqueen 9 месяцев назад

    gotta make a follow up with life cereal, blueberry wheatfuls, and whole grain cheerios (which are actually not bad) but otherwise I agreed with everything else

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 3 года назад +2870

    Krave is the only chocolate cereal that doesn’t taste like every other chocolate cereal

  • @jawstheshark
    @jawstheshark 3 года назад +1401

    He really forgot the cinnamon roll in his Minecraft creeper crunch
    Edit: holy crap I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you

    • @mawad2
      @mawad2 3 года назад +60

      RANBOO

    • @tnks.
      @tnks. 3 года назад +16

      You would have to be in serious conflict if you put cinnamon rolls in cereal

    • @jawstheshark
      @jawstheshark 3 года назад +16

      @@tnks. you don’t get it do you?

    • @tnks.
      @tnks. 3 года назад +19

      @@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white

    • @cap4264
      @cap4264 3 года назад +9

      @@tnks. tf

  • @jimboramba
    @jimboramba 5 месяцев назад +1

    Now I really want to have a massive cereal cabinet in my kitchen so I can have a different cereal everyday

  • @philswift-apexenjoyer
    @philswift-apexenjoyer 4 месяца назад

    Try Cracklin Oat Bran….it SLAPS OMG ITS SOOOO GOOD😊

  • @Eatmyteeth_
    @Eatmyteeth_ 3 года назад +5350

    This is how we spend our free time,watching a grown man eat and rate cereal.

    • @shaunax8743
      @shaunax8743 3 года назад +23

      @Kenzieinnit hey what better to do at this time in my life

    • @Rabiddogz
      @Rabiddogz 3 года назад +16

      Stop 😐
      DON'T EXPOSE ME STOP ITS NOT NICE 😔

    • @gghhx2830
      @gghhx2830 3 года назад +4

      @@shaunax8743 true

    • @murdr3860
      @murdr3860 3 года назад +5

      Yes my brethren

    • @DeadVinStudios
      @DeadVinStudios 3 года назад +2

      Nice name

  • @herocat076
    @herocat076 3 года назад +1561

    *the Minecraft cereal comes up*
    Schlatt: alright moving on

    • @dcmaxima13
      @dcmaxima13 3 года назад +7

      I know right

    • @spideyman07
      @spideyman07 3 года назад +45

      leave it up to ranboo

    • @Witchyelfpeach11512
      @Witchyelfpeach11512 3 года назад +9

      That's because he was reminiscing all of the times that he couldn't swim 😂

    • @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775
      @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 3 года назад +5

      Malaysia is hilarious for ripoffs of cereal i would have expected a pixel block cereal by now

    • @nonexistentmora
      @nonexistentmora 3 года назад +3

      No he says "what the f-"

  • @CubicDoggo
    @CubicDoggo 9 месяцев назад

    in australia, we don't have 90% of these cereals, because we dont eat sugary cereals. the sweetest cereal i think ive ever seen in an aussie store has been Froot Loops x3

  • @Chipidk
    @Chipidk 10 месяцев назад

    I literally search this by hand and I'm glad I did cause this Video is so funny and captain crunch best cereal

    • @Chipidk
      @Chipidk 10 месяцев назад

      Sorry i mean crunch berries best cereal

  • @leahvadher
    @leahvadher 3 года назад +25466

    as a british person, i am overwhelmed by the variety of cereals in america. we have coco pops take it or leave it.

    • @Tom-hk2ep
      @Tom-hk2ep 3 года назад +1722

      I happily spent £20 getting a box of Eggo and Oreo Os sent over from America, the quality of the cereal is miles above what we have in UK

    • @dsmpfandom9487
      @dsmpfandom9487 3 года назад +485

      Yeah when I went to Scotland I couldn’t find any good cereal

    • @Orteal
      @Orteal 3 года назад +93

      yes

    • @m2rm-mc678
      @m2rm-mc678 3 года назад +218

      I’m from England near Manchester only cereal i like are honey nut

    • @davidherlihy8985
      @davidherlihy8985 3 года назад +327

      Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense

  • @burningwolf_9679
    @burningwolf_9679 3 года назад +1557

    Her: "he's probably thinking about other women right now"
    Him:

  • @SketchyBlocks
    @SketchyBlocks 8 месяцев назад

    imagine listening to the video and not watching it, and hear Schlatt's scream of terror, you would think someone came in and had a gun

  • @loveefrommillie
    @loveefrommillie 8 месяцев назад +1

    In the beginning i was like "wow hes actually not being angry at the world today" and then the chocolate cheerios came up 💀💀

  • @NotnotGoose
    @NotnotGoose 3 года назад +1739

    So nobody is going to talk about that shjlatts camera is focused on his mic

    • @notyourfriend4775
      @notyourfriend4775 3 года назад +133

      No his mic is just 1080p and Shlatt is 720p

    • @swill0531
      @swill0531 3 года назад +35

      nooo I didn't even notice!! why'd you point it out to meeeee ahhhhhh

    • @Manu.t
      @Manu.t 3 года назад +17

      Thanks now I can’t unsee it

    • @skapaloka222
      @skapaloka222 3 года назад +10

      shjlatts

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 3 года назад +5

      @@skapaloka222 schlagg

  • @MaximumLaws
    @MaximumLaws 3 года назад +612

    Creeper Cereal: "TASTE ME! I AM READY FOR YOUR RATINGS!"
    Schlatt: *"dude, who tf are you, get back into the box"*

  • @Democracy-Freedom111
    @Democracy-Freedom111 8 месяцев назад

    Alternate title: Schlatt rants over chocolate cereal that I like

  • @PapitoTheGreat
    @PapitoTheGreat 9 месяцев назад

    "I ate the whole box"
    *Continues to dig in the bag*

  • @orangutanurine1181
    @orangutanurine1181 3 года назад +1550

    Why is nobody taking about how schlatt just skipped over minecraft cereal?

    • @stealthyswords5964
      @stealthyswords5964 3 года назад +176

      Because it’s an easy SS and he didn’t want to admit it

    • @smorewind8075
      @smorewind8075 3 года назад +12

      im ur 69th like nice.

    • @brockcasey720
      @brockcasey720 3 года назад +25

      Why is no one talking about the Australian favourite weet bix and coco pops that he skipped how dare he

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 3 года назад +7

      @@stealthyswords5964 SS? Ok adolf

    • @SirenVA
      @SirenVA 3 года назад +1

      @@stealthyswords5964 true

  • @C3L3ST1AL
    @C3L3ST1AL 3 года назад +1258

    When Jschlatt was talking about Reese’s puffs and krave he sounded like a dad telling his kids why he won’t let them get sugary cereal

  • @trystanbasser4420
    @trystanbasser4420 9 месяцев назад

    I love regular captain crunch, ita amazing, when I was a I kid I loved the one with berries but now that im old and lame I like just like the squares

  • @ThatCG
    @ThatCG Месяц назад

    My perfect lucky charms ratio: each spoonful gets 1-2 marshmallows, and 3-5 cereal pieces. Trust, you will taste the marshmallows while not wasting the other cereal.

  • @w1ck3dd0g5
    @w1ck3dd0g5 3 года назад +1863

    Schlatt: *ranks cereal*
    Twitter: “and I took that personally”

    • @boredxero3058
      @boredxero3058 3 года назад +59

      Twitter would cancel you for saying your opinion.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 года назад +37

      @@boredxero3058 Yeah, the key to happiness is to reject whatever those random 14 year olds have to say.

    • @BintarSolos
      @BintarSolos 3 года назад +34

      @@crowthewicked8344 soon twitter will have to resort to canceling themselves, it's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves

    • @pureamericanmetal_
      @pureamericanmetal_ 3 года назад +3

      @@BintarSolos that's true

    • @pochita5065
      @pochita5065 3 года назад +1

      @@crowthewicked8344 bruh why 14 always get talk shit.at least add "girls" behind it

  • @majorsimpp9758
    @majorsimpp9758 3 года назад +1302

    I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious

  • @Fordbonelab
    @Fordbonelab 10 месяцев назад +1

    Absolute legend. Thank you for informing me on how bad some cereals are

  • @Alexanderthegreatest-qp3od
    @Alexanderthegreatest-qp3od 5 месяцев назад +1

    I fully agree with this list in its entirety.

  • @darchendon7926
    @darchendon7926 3 года назад +1210

    "I'm going to piss some people off"
    *proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do
    solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh

    • @madisonsamsal7646
      @madisonsamsal7646 3 года назад +45

      most of his cereal placements were spot on. i would put rice krispies higher though

    • @ryankitchen8882
      @ryankitchen8882 3 года назад +7

      @@madisonsamsal7646 yeah honestly they kinda go hard just by themselves

    • @dulldelusions6269
      @dulldelusions6269 3 года назад +1

      literally my thoughts exactly. i eat lucky charms that way and i feel heard

    • @wallop_9183
      @wallop_9183 3 года назад +5

      I would put Frosted flakes and cocoa krispies MUCH higher

    • @madisonsamsal7646
      @madisonsamsal7646 3 года назад +3

      thicc_ c0rnd0g I think Frosted Flakes could be higher but cocoa pebbles are so much better than cocoa crispies

  • @yhavinmiles
    @yhavinmiles 3 года назад +2108

    Schlatts presidential slogan: Make Frosted Flakes Greatttttttttt Again.

  • @jonblablabla1014
    @jonblablabla1014 7 месяцев назад

    I knew captain crunch berries would be S tier!!!!! I just bought a bunch of difference cereals and out of all of them it is my favorite!!! It's so crunchy and delicious. Nothing beats it.

  • @AdmiralFatcock
    @AdmiralFatcock 8 месяцев назад

    Honey snacks is good and honey bunches of oats. I used to hate Cookie Crisp but it grew on me