THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION FINALE

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2020
  • In the final installment of The Discord Cooking Competition we make the worst tacos ever.
    Friends in video:
    Tommyinnit: @TommyInnit
    KarlJacbos: / karljacobs
    JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER!!!!!!!
    DISCORD: / discord
    TWITTER: / quackityhq
    STEAM: steamcommunity.com/id/Quackity
    TWITCH: / quackityhq
    INSTAGRAM: / quackity
    Today we hosted a Discord Cooking competition on the social media app discord, where we do discord related things with minecraft youtubers and streamers tommyinnit and karl jacobs from the mrbeast channel, Karl Jacobs from the MrBeast channel and Tommyinnit from his minecraft channel and me, quackity, we are gonna be making awful tacos, but it's gonna be fun, i think. on discord btw.
    Like the video if you would like to see more of this content!!
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Quackity
    @Quackity  3 года назад +22099

    MIGHT DO ONE OF THESE LIVE ONE DAY SO GO FOLLOW MY TWITCH :D
    www.twitch.tv/quackityhq

    • @theawesomeali8834
      @theawesomeali8834 3 года назад +90

      BRING MRBEAST AGAIN IN ANOTHER VID :DD

    • @Lisinfilm
      @Lisinfilm 3 года назад +34

      Add me on MSP :DD

    • @SunsetSecondary
      @SunsetSecondary 3 года назад +63

      who isn’t followed to quackity on twitch

    • @ririhihi
      @ririhihi 3 года назад +21

      ok, yo pepole! how you doinn?

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 года назад +6

      Sir yes sir

  • @katerinahalfarova4902
    @katerinahalfarova4902 3 года назад +3319

    Tommy: " no mum, i wont be sick"
    Few minutes later, "im gonna die"

  • @Qiwar
    @Qiwar 3 года назад +23999

    Tommy’s parents while Tommy is recording: *where is the salt?*

    • @plasmerdewux
      @plasmerdewux 3 года назад +374

      Man, you're so dedicated you put it twice. I tip my hat

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 3 года назад +215

      It’s still not enough salt

    • @RRSilverBullet
      @RRSilverBullet 3 года назад +83

      Whaf an as-salt of salt

    • @Sammie._044
      @Sammie._044 3 года назад +71

      tommy's parents trying to cook and needing the salt in the recording be like

    • @hipeople1265
      @hipeople1265 3 года назад +30

      They just needed more smh

  • @gojosboyfriend
    @gojosboyfriend 2 года назад +1178

    this vid in a nutshell
    Quackity: decent taco but cry
    Karl: discusting
    Tommy: *T H E S A L T*

    • @sleepless_child
      @sleepless_child 2 года назад +9

      You mean, "taco shell"? 😏

    • @genericpancakes
      @genericpancakes 2 года назад

      😳

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 2 года назад

      *to a salt shaker* what am I without you?
      -s i l e n c e-
      😨🥺

    • @lokith8660
      @lokith8660 2 года назад

      @@sleepless_child I was literally just about to comment this

    • @addicted_to_coffee
      @addicted_to_coffee Год назад

      Tommy has the disgusting one, fucking taco bowl-

  • @emilyolson7831
    @emilyolson7831 3 года назад +6328

    Karl at the store:
    Random guy: “Hey are you Karl?”
    Karl afterwards whispering: “that guy had a gun”
    The MOST American thing

    • @thecolorlilac
      @thecolorlilac 3 года назад +26

      RIGHT😭✋🏽

    • @themysticalchild7423
      @themysticalchild7423 3 года назад +23

      5:46

    • @lex.nguyen
      @lex.nguyen 3 года назад +8

      lolTRRUUE

    • @ZeldaBlade
      @ZeldaBlade 3 года назад +10

      @Boop Noodle don’t we all

    • @stitchthecollie7803
      @stitchthecollie7803 3 года назад +8

      @Boop Noodle in a feed yrs the US populations is gonna decrease so much bc of all the underage humans who wanna leave this country rn

  • @itsirishere
    @itsirishere 3 года назад +3718

    “cant say white people dont season their food anymore” IM CRYING

  • @sourspike5502
    @sourspike5502 2 года назад +260

    Tommy’s accent makes everything better
    “POPeyEs~”
    And the fact that Karl loves the childhood memories one 😂

  • @user-ec2nd9em4j
    @user-ec2nd9em4j 2 года назад +69

    10:14 Tommy dying
    10:37 Quackity cries
    11:10 Karl vomiting

  • @kalporter3758
    @kalporter3758 3 года назад +4259

    NOT QUACKITY PUTTING QUOTES AROUND BRITISH “PEOPLE”

  • @kay-fb5ff
    @kay-fb5ff 3 года назад +3989

    Nobody:
    Tommy: How do you say “me gusta” in Spanish
    Tommy i-

    • @azraelea
      @azraelea 3 года назад +7

      timestamp?

    • @addison7982
      @addison7982 3 года назад +17

      @@azraelea 9:46

    • @sousauce3424
      @sousauce3424 3 года назад +6

      9:43 :]

    • @echostm4589
      @echostm4589 3 года назад +7

      Finish your sentence

    • @hyutea
      @hyutea 3 года назад +32

      BITCHES BE LIKE I-I- YOU- WOW I-
      BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY? IM LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING, AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS IS NONSENSE, YOU CANT EVEN USE WORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN, GODDAMN, GETA JOB OR SOMETHING

  • @veneno_224
    @veneno_224 Год назад +82

    1:12
    Taco #1: digestive system destroyer
    1:28
    Taco #2: mystery 🌮
    1:46
    Taco #3: the wtf *sandwich* 🥪
    2:14
    Taco #4: *Joe's Childhood Memories*
    2:30
    Taco #5: *High 🩸 pressure*
    2:43
    Taco #6: Jam
    2:52
    Taco #7: The *cool* 🌮
    3:12
    Taco #8: Daville
    3:18
    Taco #9: Piss Toe 🧃
    3:35
    Taco #10: Le' Meatball🥩🏀
    3:42
    Taco #11: yummy
    4:01
    Taco #12: honean
    4:05
    Taco #13: gummy 🌮🌈
    4:14
    Taco #14: *tears*
    4:25
    Taco #15: 🍃 caramel 🐜 🌮
    4:38
    Taco #16: she 🍑💨 on my 🍆
    4:51
    Taco #17: Tommyinit Tacobell 🌮 from Tescos

  • @zynnebert3430
    @zynnebert3430 2 года назад +115

    This is the most American thing Tommy has ever done.
    (I'm gonna ignore the gun vlog for my own mental health)

    • @printube5344
      @printube5344 2 года назад

      org topic, but hace you ebere heard of sterotypes? well, youre steriotyping Americand and its unaccspetivle

    • @oulaavii
      @oulaavii 2 года назад

      @@printube5344 what did you say?

    • @printube5344
      @printube5344 2 года назад

      @@oulaavii off topic, but have you ever heard of stereotypes? well, you're stereotyping America and it's unacceptable

    • @oulaavii
      @oulaavii 2 года назад

      @@printube5344 you are being a stereotype rn

    • @printube5344
      @printube5344 Год назад

      @@oulaavii I know. 😂

  • @doublebubblediscoqwn3058
    @doublebubblediscoqwn3058 3 года назад +2720

    The “that guy had a gun” in a fckn grocery store is THE most American thing ever.

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 года назад +6

      Trueeee

    • @pobo.6187
      @pobo.6187 3 года назад +5

      @@Dronao how is that a bad thing

    • @bro_hornet
      @bro_hornet 3 года назад +6

      @@Dronao this is we Americans live, lots of guns

    • @swagsnail5881
      @swagsnail5881 3 года назад +14

      @@pobo.6187 u dumb?

    • @Eye_spye
      @Eye_spye 3 года назад +3

      I think he went to Walmart, but still

  • @goodname2135
    @goodname2135 3 года назад +12114

    “How do you say me gusta in spanish?”
    *-Tommyinnit*

    • @maddowd1614
      @maddowd1614 3 года назад +166

      MI GUSTAAA

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 3 года назад +65

      MI GUSTA

    • @xshimz
      @xshimz 3 года назад +50

      MMMMMMMM ME GUSTA

    • @ohokay2543
      @ohokay2543 3 года назад +84

      Not the brightest of the bunch 😃

    • @foxinabox_6626
      @foxinabox_6626 3 года назад +115

      It's because he didn't have enough salt

  • @Zocolo
    @Zocolo Год назад +114

    “Three professional chefs”
    Tommyinit: A troublesome child
    Quackity: *Choking because someone made a joke*
    Karl: Influencing this behavior

  • @iris.opal.crystal
    @iris.opal.crystal 2 года назад +54

    the video in a nutshell
    quakity:questioning life choices
    karl:throwing up
    tommy: curing his low blood pressure

  • @mrfoxsox1
    @mrfoxsox1 3 года назад +3205

    Everyone: laughing hysterically
    Tommyinits parents: I'm not laughing

    • @khaozxx
      @khaozxx 3 года назад +76

      Tommy’s parents: not funny didn’t laugh

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 3 года назад +61

      they just thought it needed more salt

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear mr

    • @1dayago816
      @1dayago816 3 года назад +64

      @@AxxLAfriku just put a little salt it will be fine

    • @EndedAxolotll
      @EndedAxolotll 3 года назад +9

      @@1dayago816 yeah salt will help

  • @exclusi_ve2462
    @exclusi_ve2462 3 года назад +6398

    Nobody:
    Tommy: How do you say “me gusta” in Spanish

    • @Just_A_Red_Guy
      @Just_A_Red_Guy 3 года назад +153

      The anwser is. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Me gusta

    • @Just_A_Red_Guy
      @Just_A_Red_Guy 3 года назад +19

      Im the one that made you're likes from 59 to 60

    • @ShadeSoup
      @ShadeSoup 3 года назад +5

      @@Just_A_Red_Guy yo movie sonic did u ever experience catamite 😼

    • @Just_A_Red_Guy
      @Just_A_Red_Guy 3 года назад +4

      . . . No

    • @ShadeSoup
      @ShadeSoup 3 года назад +5

      @@Just_A_Red_Guy wasn’t last night fun 👩‍🦯

  • @LTID1530
    @LTID1530 2 года назад +25

    5:42 Straight up the only thing you can say

  • @StarOfDavidWho
    @StarOfDavidWho 2 года назад +52

    How Tommy's father questioned whether the sausages were cooked, and didn't mention the salt.
    (On camera atleast.)

  • @jacmacintosh4064
    @jacmacintosh4064 3 года назад +2606

    THE EDITS
    ‘You Americans will do anything to bully British “people”’

    • @yarsamimi7928
      @yarsamimi7928 3 года назад +34

      I RAN TO THE COMMENTS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    • @kumarnumar1664
      @kumarnumar1664 3 года назад +7

      3:49

    • @ikarite2484
      @ikarite2484 3 года назад

      You can say brits

    • @diamondwarrior69
      @diamondwarrior69 3 года назад +1

      British “people” I’m dead

    • @thegeorgeyt148
      @thegeorgeyt148 3 года назад

      Es como si dijieras un mexicano en colaboracion con un colombiano haz de cuenta

  • @xyth2002
    @xyth2002 3 года назад +3748

    Alternative title:” Two grown men peer pressure a British child to eat an ocean’s worth of salt”

    • @-pogdog5214
      @-pogdog5214 3 года назад +11

      Lmao-

    • @yazmotiwalla4048
      @yazmotiwalla4048 3 года назад +4

      thats nice

    • @itsyagirl_rex3997
      @itsyagirl_rex3997 3 года назад +12

      Now that’s content....-lmao

    • @eanakay9510
      @eanakay9510 3 года назад +23

      Wdym there’s barely any salt it needs some more

    • @xyth2002
      @xyth2002 3 года назад +5

      @@eanakay9510 I guess the ocean has too little salt.

  • @maynotfound7721
    @maynotfound7721 2 года назад +3

    9:47 *"how do you say me gusta in spanish"*
    -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @Nickewllll
    @Nickewllll 2 года назад +537

    Tommy: *Starts dying like he’s in the Sahara.*
    Also him: *S A L T. M O R E S A L T*

  • @narniadici1976
    @narniadici1976 Год назад +3

    Tommy not being able to find proper shells is the accurate European experience

  • @eternallyen
    @eternallyen 3 года назад +3781

    Summary:
    Tommy: Almost dies
    Quackity: Cries in Joe's memories
    Karl: Throws up and steps on his taco

  • @QubitHQ
    @QubitHQ 3 года назад +24511

    These aren't tacos, they're satanic rituals

  • @dmlyt
    @dmlyt 2 года назад +9

    quackity: cries
    karl: dying
    tommy: M O R E S A L T

  • @dementiagamin
    @dementiagamin 2 года назад +5

    Tommy’s parents on their bday: I wish, for a quiet child

  • @Lisinfilm
    @Lisinfilm 3 года назад +7122

    When two Americans and a British kid get locked in their rooms

  • @aliwashere666
    @aliwashere666 3 года назад +1558

    Me: “It needs more salt”
    Gordon Ramsay: “Thats too much salt”
    Me: “It still needs more *salt”*

    • @isabelleramsay1269
      @isabelleramsay1269 3 года назад +1

      Me when I see people spelling his surname wrong
      I know this because I grew up being asked if I was related to him
      ramSAY
      sigH

    • @angelobalcueba7081
      @angelobalcueba7081 3 года назад

      @@isabelleramsay1269 even after he edited his comment, it's still Ramsey.

    • @isabelleramsay1269
      @isabelleramsay1269 3 года назад

      Cry

  • @thatonefeller525
    @thatonefeller525 2 года назад +4

    This is litteraly the most hilarious trio

  • @thunderrwolf2224
    @thunderrwolf2224 3 года назад +8609

    These three people have the most unique and most contagious laugh in the world

    • @feeyayen
      @feeyayen 3 года назад +78

      TRUEEEEEE

    • @pinkpanther3698
      @pinkpanther3698 3 года назад +46

      Mutahar *laughs*

    • @mutarnue3039
      @mutarnue3039 3 года назад +34

      @@pinkpanther3698 You almost just said my name lol

    • @MichaelpedenIII
      @MichaelpedenIII 3 года назад +14

      Bob's laugh if way more contagious (myskerm) I believe that's his name

    • @ekelaura9020
      @ekelaura9020 3 года назад +4

      YESSS

  • @hannah_rileyyy
    @hannah_rileyyy 3 года назад +2976

    alternate title: tommy cures his low blood pressure

    • @saikithepsiioniic1358
      @saikithepsiioniic1358 3 года назад +126

      And dies of a heart attack

    • @m1lkyyyyy55
      @m1lkyyyyy55 3 года назад +31

      @@saikithepsiioniic1358 that’s so fucking hilarious man props to you

    • @theoo455
      @theoo455 3 года назад +40

      other title: more fucking salt

    • @izzulazrizal702
      @izzulazrizal702 3 года назад +15

      Quackity fucking scraped the frying pan dude

    • @microsoftpowerpoint3039
      @microsoftpowerpoint3039 3 года назад +3

      alternate title: tommy cures his life

  • @mikuzakii_
    @mikuzakii_ 2 года назад +3

    I LOST IT AT “How do you say me gusta in Spanish?”-

  • @felilo
    @felilo Год назад +2

    imagine doing this with actual real chefs, as in discord makes shitty tacos, then real chefs cook the mess discord makes. I would watch

  • @reaganb6013
    @reaganb6013 3 года назад +2474

    *Karl in a store:* that guy had a gun
    that was so American it hurt

    • @Rose-qg6zo
      @Rose-qg6zo 3 года назад +70

      It did hurt. Also I was looking for a comment of someone bringing up Karls trip to the store and it took me a while to find one. But the guy having a gun is very American and it sucks.

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад +23

      It really did

    • @yesyesyes666
      @yesyesyes666 3 года назад +12

      'MURICA

    • @SA-bp5kw
      @SA-bp5kw 3 года назад +6

      *Land of the Free intensifies*

    • @puggyispuggy
      @puggyispuggy 3 года назад +1

      me American ,Gun? In me closet and in taco shell

  • @therealshakinbacon
    @therealshakinbacon 3 года назад +9759

    I think Tommy’s would have actually been good if he just had more salt

  • @Marllizz_tgm
    @Marllizz_tgm 2 года назад +2

    The way Karl stepped on that taco was *chef kiss*

  • @ryankost7866
    @ryankost7866 Год назад +2

    3:53 subtle qoutations around people. Well played editor

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride 3 года назад +3165

    Alternate Title: Quackity convinces two people to poison themselves.

  • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
    @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 3 года назад +5335

    3 people with the most contagious laugh. The depressed people feelin good

    • @Nomnomnom8299
      @Nomnomnom8299 3 года назад +82

      This is true TwT

    • @UnknownUser-dz2zu
      @UnknownUser-dz2zu 3 года назад +97

      i’ve been sad lately cause of exams and i feel so happy cause of them it’s amazing

    • @fifio173
      @fifio173 3 года назад +54

      they help my depression :)

    • @maynight1626
      @maynight1626 3 года назад +43

      IM IN TEARS AND ITS MAINLY FROM THEM LAUGHING

    • @myfartstinks
      @myfartstinks 3 года назад +17

      We need more episodes from them

  • @mjtheworm2836
    @mjtheworm2836 2 года назад +5

    i like how each taco accurately depicts the person making it...
    Quackity is chaotic but not necessarily bad (hot dog taco)
    Tommy is very spontaneous and makes bad decisions (salty... taco?)
    Karl is a sweet child who has never done anything wrong

  • @MeowTube_Daily
    @MeowTube_Daily 2 года назад +2

    Tommy: *adds a whole batch of salt along with raw meat on his taco shell*
    Queen Elizabeth II: *"Aight, I'm not marrying you"*

  • @Tan-nz5tv
    @Tan-nz5tv 3 года назад +2481

    Is everyone ignoring “How do you say Me Gustas in Spanish?” THAT KILLED ME

  • @user-ym1gq6gz9f
    @user-ym1gq6gz9f 3 года назад +1693

    Quakeity: So fellas would you ask for this in a restaurant
    Karl: *STOMP* no.

  • @jemjimjam5444
    @jemjimjam5444 Год назад

    I wish these guys made more videos together, this genuinely hilarious

  • @-_-bruh2001
    @-_-bruh2001 Год назад +3

    3:29 typical Morgz video
    A) he’s yelling
    B) NO COPYRIGHT HERE TESCO NEVER HEARD OF IT I ONLY HEARD OF TESO

  • @julies1104
    @julies1104 3 года назад +2203

    “How do you say me gusta in Spanish?”
    -TommyInnit 2020

    • @bianka1009
      @bianka1009 3 года назад +42

      Bro that hurted my brain so much when he said that

    • @juliemaie_860
      @juliemaie_860 3 года назад +5

      you stole my name

    • @edit0624
      @edit0624 3 года назад +5

      @@juliemaie_860 wait what

    • @julwss420
      @julwss420 3 года назад +2

      time stamp?

    • @saturnzblood
      @saturnzblood 3 года назад +1

      @@julwss420 9:47

  • @gr4ys0n
    @gr4ys0n 3 года назад +1283

    “ Hey are you Karl? “
    “ Yeah hey, nice to meet you “
    “ *the guy had a gun* “

  • @catequintarelli2767
    @catequintarelli2767 2 года назад

    please i havent stopped watching this since forever please please please do another one

  • @frmn22_
    @frmn22_ 2 года назад +8

    When Quackity says Glizzies and this part he was shaking the glizzies at 8:03
    Tommy: i just need more salt
    Karl: ( ・ω・)☞
    Quackity:WTH 😂😂😂

  • @westy_official
    @westy_official 3 года назад +4583

    The only reason Tommy lost the disc war is because he didn’t have enough salt

  • @blurpleboy4566
    @blurpleboy4566 3 года назад +1084

    "Hey are you Karl?"
    "Yeah, why?"
    "You're coming with me"

    • @petiteass
      @petiteass 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @lovem7105
      @lovem7105 3 года назад +3

      IRKCCKKCCKKCCKKC I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FKN FOOD

  • @ihaveboredom4695
    @ihaveboredom4695 2 года назад +3

    This is one of my favourite quacking video of all time …. Hilarious lmao

  • @jeannechristinepena
    @jeannechristinepena 7 месяцев назад +1

    i just love that tommy said''i need more salt''

  • @xplodingmojo2087
    @xplodingmojo2087 3 года назад +1196

    “That’s what he said, sodium chloride.”
    - J. Neutron

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +4

      No bro its salt

    • @MattMaxMadMatt
      @MattMaxMadMatt 3 года назад +5

      @@Cruscker yes thats what i said, sodium chloride

    • @gulfermendi6367
      @gulfermendi6367 3 года назад +3

      @@MattMaxMadMatt its salt bro

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 3 года назад +2

      @@gulfermendi6367 Hey if you mix the sodium chloride with h2o then you get sodium h20.

    • @ghanialfarizi7487
      @ghanialfarizi7487 3 года назад +6

      @@MattMaxMadMatt No dude. You said "Sodium Chloride". Yes, it's the same as salt. But you could have just said "salt" instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius, dude. You dont need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is, that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.
      -Skeet

  • @asiancommenter5974
    @asiancommenter5974 3 года назад +3421

    Relationships between salt and Tommy is inspiring.

    • @clairiwell7635
      @clairiwell7635 3 года назад +67

      Aight whos gonna write fanfic
      /j

    • @cowperson4538
      @cowperson4538 3 года назад +20

      Amd we know that tommy has a dalt adiction

    • @kermanne3549
      @kermanne3549 3 года назад +24

      @@clairiwell7635 plewse don't, tommy are a minor

    • @fuckingshit7917
      @fuckingshit7917 3 года назад

      Thanks

    • @snorm456
      @snorm456 3 года назад +4

      Might be true but i think it needs more salt.

  • @Saturn_The_God
    @Saturn_The_God 2 года назад +1

    This has got to be the best video out here on the internet

  • @sanjis_ashtray
    @sanjis_ashtray 2 года назад +4

    Tommy’s best quote ever
    *” if only he had more salt. “*

  • @uhno907
    @uhno907 3 года назад +1580

    Tommy literally just
    "h-hdhe why are there cartoon ants in my ᵗᵃᶜᵒ?"

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 3 года назад +80

      "How offensive is ant and different ants"
      Tommy - 2020

    • @bimby354
      @bimby354 3 года назад +30

      “How almost offensive is ants and.. 𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑺“

    • @Lei-Van..
      @Lei-Van.. 3 года назад

      ⁱᵈᵏ

    • @bruh-uq2zx
      @bruh-uq2zx 3 года назад +4

      wat
      tha
      fak¿

    • @uhno907
      @uhno907 3 года назад

      @@bruh-uq2zx yeah...

  • @LittleVikk
    @LittleVikk 3 года назад +1571

    “So how was you cured of low blood pressure?”
    Tommy: “It’s a bit complicated”

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 2 года назад +7

    I actually laughed at Tommy and Karl's jokes. Good job 👍

  • @tompetermc7247
    @tompetermc7247 2 года назад +2

    "Nice" words that the bois say
    Quackity: (crying sounds after eating a perfectly normal taco)
    Tommy: It JuSt NeEdS mOrE sAlT
    Karl Jacobs: That guy has a gun

  • @badelk-nb6zr
    @badelk-nb6zr 3 года назад +1871

    Philosophers: The world is imperfect.
    Tommy: It needs more salt

    • @bin4232
      @bin4232 3 года назад +5

      Brilliant

    • @inconsistent_artist.exe_yt2459
      @inconsistent_artist.exe_yt2459 3 года назад +3

      That’s why we have Twitter and CSGO Lobbies.

    • @badelk-nb6zr
      @badelk-nb6zr 3 года назад +1

      tru

    • @lynnnotfound3594
      @lynnnotfound3594 3 года назад

      Lol Yessssssss it need more salt

    • @toby_that_one_random_guy
      @toby_that_one_random_guy 3 года назад +2

      4 days later.....
      news reporter: breaking news, every country has started raining with water and salt, everybody is advised to stay home and not the eat the unidentified salt

  • @leahdoesntlikeyou1062
    @leahdoesntlikeyou1062 3 года назад +1350

    *BREAKING NEWS: TOMATHYINNIT HAS DIED FROM SEVERE CASES OF HIGH BLOODPRESSURE*

    • @springroll1298
      @springroll1298 3 года назад +26

      Ahh yes.. TOMATHYINNIT

    • @jezze2293
      @jezze2293 3 года назад +9

      ThomasInsideSaidObjectOrPlace

    • @muscularhypertrophy5542
      @muscularhypertrophy5542 3 года назад +7

      Rip tomayt hy innit s0o sad 😞😭😥😞😥😞😥😥😞😢 I so cried

    • @Aya-gk2ig
      @Aya-gk2ig 3 года назад +14

      He just needs more salt..

    • @yomama3639
      @yomama3639 3 года назад +4

      NO MORE CHILD :DDD

  • @stewie_mo
    @stewie_mo 2 года назад +1

    My taco would be called
    “School Taco”
    Ingredients:
    -stale taco shell
    -???beef???
    -old lettuce
    -tomato
    -cheese?…
    -sour cream
    -taco sauce

  • @zorgon4161
    @zorgon4161 Месяц назад +1

    How has it been 3 years already it feels like I just watched this for the first time yesterday

  • @lexiedoeswhatever1887
    @lexiedoeswhatever1887 3 года назад +2548

    alternate title: british child gives himself high blood pressure

    • @smol_bee6548
      @smol_bee6548 3 года назад +10

      THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

    • @rin6775
      @rin6775 3 года назад +6

      UNRATED

    • @masonhughes9198
      @masonhughes9198 3 года назад +18

      I NEEDS more SALT

    • @tachyontwo
      @tachyontwo 3 года назад +8

      THAT WASN'T ALOT OF SALT IT NEEDED MORE

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 3 года назад +8

      He gave home self regular blood pressure, he has low bp so he ate the salt one

  • @Derpxdxz
    @Derpxdxz 3 года назад +1719

    quackity &karl makes their own tacos
    while tommy:
    *it needs some salt*

  • @sapphael.
    @sapphael. 2 года назад

    You don't know how close to my heart this video remains a year later

  • @kai-_-3003
    @kai-_-3003 2 года назад

    A year later it’s still my favourite yt video ever uploaded

  • @alwynrhenz2630
    @alwynrhenz2630 3 года назад +1107

    Quack: Glizzy Taco
    Karl: gummy bears
    Tommy: *S A L T*

  • @radpas1213
    @radpas1213 3 года назад +1331

    No one:
    TommyInnit: "It just needs more salt."

    • @nogodnogloryjustworm
      @nogodnogloryjustworm 3 года назад +22

      this comment needs more salt

    • @Mr.PinPat
      @Mr.PinPat 3 года назад +10

      I think it can have more salt

    • @cinna_mint6897
      @cinna_mint6897 3 года назад +8

      I think it needs a little more salt my guy

    • @mr.perfect6572
      @mr.perfect6572 3 года назад +6

      How many salt did you put? Have a lot more my man

    • @LouiseFandoms
      @LouiseFandoms 3 года назад +5

      This whole comment section needs more salt

  • @hehawees
    @hehawees Год назад +1

    I swear the dreamSMP members' videos make me smile more than anything else😂😂

  • @watertank505
    @watertank505 2 года назад +7

    Tommy's taco looks good and all but I think it needs more salt.

  • @thatoneguy-th2gd
    @thatoneguy-th2gd 3 года назад +1527

    Nobody:
    Tommy: *PO-PE-YES*

    • @thatoneguy-th2gd
      @thatoneguy-th2gd 3 года назад +18

      @mexican dream *WIiiiiIINNNgggGg*

    • @Dr-Stabs
      @Dr-Stabs 3 года назад +11

      Po pe yes sounds like a fucking tropical fruit

    • @krtzoo
      @krtzoo 3 года назад +3

      I say it just like Tommy. So im.. Not American?...

    • @fe26lover45
      @fe26lover45 3 года назад

      AAAGGH

    • @krtzoo
      @krtzoo 3 года назад +1

      @@fe26lover45 *g*

  • @eduardodasilvaroque7415
    @eduardodasilvaroque7415 3 года назад +791

    Everyone after eating
    Karl:just got fricking sick
    Quackity: got some memories
    Tommy: got kidney stones

    • @ceoofswag1901
      @ceoofswag1901 3 года назад +24

      no dude tommy fucking *died*

    • @ButWhySeventeen
      @ButWhySeventeen 3 года назад +12

      What happens when you push a baby underwater?
      *"The Baby Fucking dies!"*
      What happens when you push a Tommy undersalt?
      *"The Tommy Fucking DIES!"*

    • @ghoulsbat6893
      @ghoulsbat6893 3 года назад

      @@ButWhySeventeen prageru lmao

    • @frake2567
      @frake2567 3 года назад

      Poor tommh tho😂😂

  • @suzukaluver
    @suzukaluver 2 года назад +3

    The fact that every time tommy looks at his taco he says “it just needs more salt”

  • @Kenny-du6pt
    @Kenny-du6pt 2 года назад

    This video made me laugh out loud more than any youtube video i've seen my entire existance, I am glad I decided against watching it during my lecture.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +17350

    We just need Quackity to have Gordan Ramsey on his discord server for the whole of RUclips to implode.

    • @Nanorails
      @Nanorails 3 года назад +86

      True true

    • @leatfingies526
      @leatfingies526 3 года назад +34

      Okay

    • @DrZom
      @DrZom 3 года назад +70

      *You DONUT*

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад +6

      yes vouch

    • @people6117
      @people6117 3 года назад +16

      @@leatfingies526 What was the point of commenting that.

  • @acloudofcurls5336
    @acloudofcurls5336 3 года назад +826

    Tommy: Almost chokes but keeps going
    Quackity: Cries but keeps going
    Karl with a paper bag: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @ibanganimeboys
      @ibanganimeboys 3 года назад +1

      Outstanding move

    • @Me-ej7zt
      @Me-ej7zt 3 года назад

      @@ibanganimeboys yup (✿☉o☉)

    • @emilliengo905
      @emilliengo905 3 года назад

      Its the suffering part 🥲 beatiful

  • @sakurafry9861
    @sakurafry9861 2 года назад +1

    the amount of joy this video gives me 😂

  • @Sub-to_evan.
    @Sub-to_evan. Год назад +5

    11:46 that was hilarious

  • @sammiestruggles
    @sammiestruggles 3 года назад +4736

    LMAO I love when Tommy tries to pronounce American things like “Popeyes”

  • @Miguel-dn8zr
    @Miguel-dn8zr 3 года назад +819

    “No mum I told you I won’t get sick!”
    *2 minutes later*
    “Big Q genuinely before we start I think I will die”

    • @nolan13
      @nolan13 3 года назад +13

      Dieing is different from getting sick

    • @mind_ouo333
      @mind_ouo333 3 года назад +1

      Is it?

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад

      @@nolan13 dying kills you, being sick doesn't

    • @ODDinaryPerson
      @ODDinaryPerson 2 года назад

      @@qaurito8081 *cough* COVID-19 *cough*

  • @prisilliyah
    @prisilliyah 2 года назад

    wow this was a power trio i didn't know i needed

  • @april_elle3408
    @april_elle3408 2 года назад +1

    me coming back to this video whenever im sad

  • @silverfall6230
    @silverfall6230 3 года назад +1021

    Yeah, “professional” chefs.

    • @whoskhrystal
      @whoskhrystal 3 года назад +4

      yes indeed

    • @sirshrulu3722
      @sirshrulu3722 3 года назад +1

      Yes sir

    • @jade6692
      @jade6692 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, they are so professional. I would trust them to make me a taco. Would probably be a 10/10.

    • @jxshra8447
      @jxshra8447 3 года назад +1

      @@jade6692 11/10*

    • @toshi4922
      @toshi4922 3 года назад

      Yeah...

  • @nazyurdagec8144
    @nazyurdagec8144 3 года назад +2850

    The three people that have the most contagious laugh ever bruh this is the perfect video

    • @mii_one
      @mii_one 3 года назад +13

      agreed

    • @taddypatty7923
      @taddypatty7923 3 года назад +3

      TheSixth Paladin - tommys laugh is fucking annoying wdym

    • @angelix7
      @angelix7 3 года назад +2

      ikrrr

    • @c4cubey931
      @c4cubey931 3 года назад +69

      @@taddypatty7923 ur just a shithole that doesn't understand jokes

    • @taddypatty7923
      @taddypatty7923 3 года назад +3

      Ducky34 - no i really think his laugh is annoying. tf does that have to do with jokes

  • @Menngers
    @Menngers 2 года назад +2

    MAKING JOES CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RN

  • @user-qh4ct3je5t
    @user-qh4ct3je5t Месяц назад

    I love how they all had different takko shells

  • @d3ath.c4k3s
    @d3ath.c4k3s 2 года назад +4928

    Karl: Vomiting
    Tommyinnit: *SALT*
    Quackity:crying

    • @Slashyx_
      @Slashyx_ 2 года назад +8

      XD

    • @someonewith-2iq327
      @someonewith-2iq327 2 года назад +75

      This comment needs more *SALT*

    • @ikriestiana
      @ikriestiana 2 года назад +12

      Lol also fact that salt is my fav everything

    • @reflexx0375
      @reflexx0375 2 года назад +18

      I think Quackity was having a good taste of Joe’s childhood memories

    • @d3ath.c4k3s
      @d3ath.c4k3s 2 года назад +6

      *salt*

  • @edikil8214
    @edikil8214 3 года назад +442

    So there were 3 tacos
    1.not enough sodium chloride
    2.childhood dream murderer
    3. ???????????

  • @soey3
    @soey3 8 месяцев назад

    I was literally laughing at the whole video 😂

  • @khorxinyee951
    @khorxinyee951 2 года назад

    Please make more it's too funny 🤣

  • @phoevie_
    @phoevie_ 3 года назад +1105

    "How almost offensive is Ants and Different Ants." -TommyInnit 2020
    LMAO

    • @akatgrl4247
      @akatgrl4247 3 года назад +7

      I WAS LAUGHING SO FXCKING HARD BAKCKXJXKKXLX

    • @phoevie_
      @phoevie_ 3 года назад +7

      "ᖘꂦᖘꏂꌩꏂꌚ ꌃꂦꈤꏂ꒒ꏂꌚꌚ ꅐꀤꈤꁅ" -TommyInnit

    • @MinionPlayer1239
      @MinionPlayer1239 3 года назад +1

      4:29. :3

    • @phoevie_
      @phoevie_ 3 года назад +2

      1:17 uwu

    • @phoevie_
      @phoevie_ 3 года назад +3

      2:37 lamao-

  • @jong266
    @jong266 3 года назад +2624

    How is Tommy’s shopping bag heavy when he only has two ingredients.

    • @deadchannel7573
      @deadchannel7573 3 года назад +305

      His arms are mutated sticks

    • @grmlnbstrd
      @grmlnbstrd 3 года назад +202

      his body does not contain muscle

    • @jbezoarjr5269
      @jbezoarjr5269 3 года назад +133

      There is not a hint of strength within his body

    • @starryl1352
      @starryl1352 3 года назад +56

      he puts weights in his bag so thats how he gets so big!!

    • @howdoilive.4918
      @howdoilive.4918 3 года назад +89

      It was just all salt
      Salt is heavy
      There was a lot of salt
      *S A L T*
      ignore me I'm sleep deprived

  • @IceIceBaby100
    @IceIceBaby100 8 месяцев назад

    Why finale these are so fun 😢😢😢

  • @Ilovemyselfstfu
    @Ilovemyselfstfu Год назад +1

    This is how I was introduced to the smp