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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2019
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:D
no
Poopoo
I will
awe heck yeaaaa
Quackity I'm early omgm, and y e s
Quackity: “How’d you guys feel?”
Everyone: S I L E N C E.
Scoodles0555 I feel great
That was the best part. SILENCE
the best part nobody comments after 3 replys
S I L E N C E M O R T A L
They all wanted to die
Bread: *exist*
Hoover: somebody give this man an award
After reading that comment now I just want to **** ******
Wish hoover went for the Josh Nicol sandwich for the memes
Just Jane exists**
@@realJS420 Can you not
Satan ?
I missed this era so bad. As much as i'm happy for Quackity being successful now, i've just never heard quackity laughed or giggled as much as when he was around these two compared to dream and co. I don't mind his new friend group but Quackity had to carry the humour most of the time when he's with them so it just feels forced. But with Aksel and Hoover the three of them are actually equally funny and felt like close friends making each other laugh constantly.
Fr like I'm happy he's doing what he wants to do but it don't change the fact that I miss the older content . Fuck the dsmp Fuck the dsmp fans just Fuck modern day mcyt
I agree! I stopped watching Quackity when he started to drift away from Hoover and Axel. All 3 of them used to be so funny together. I kinda want them to get back together and make videos tbh
me to :(
Same ‘ere
Agreed. It just doesnt hit the same.
I feel like quakity laughed more with hooverr and aksel
Definitely
he sounds so happy with them. Just by watching this video, I can tell he's very happy.
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agreed
@@hye2354 now im sad
These *amateur* chefs don't even know what _sauce red_ is lmao
Pecan *fucking degenerates*
How da fuk do you you widjikoato
I’m also amateur.But is sauce red just a mix of every red sauce?
It's blood idots
Ahh, but don't forget the elusive şåüçĕ ğřęëñ
That peter griffin sandwich was actually freaking EPIC
Jimmy Here agreed
Buh buh buh bird bird bird bird is the word
you can tell that alex is really creative
It is Monday my dudes
aHHHHHH
Quackity being friends with George, Dream, Karl and others from the DSMP is amazing.
But Quackity, Aksel and Hoover still hits a little hard.
Fr
I mean dream smp audience sucks bunch of gaycha kids and Other sensitive snowflakes
@@syzher5175 literally
we aint ever gon forget the og’s 😔
I miss these duos and miss the old quackity, what a great year they have
i miss when they made vids together
yeah, :(
sameee
now he makes these dream smp videos :(
Mhm, I miss the boys :'(
I miss when Quackers made good content.
Template: *exists*
Hoover: I’ll give it a 2.
Jambo how does this not have more likes
Rabbit#008 you tell me 💞
Jambo I like this
He gave it a 3
2 Take It Or Leave It.
“You put a whole supermarket”
This had me dying
Wasnt that funny
Noooooo! Walmart won't fit in the middle of my sandwich!
1000th like :')
If Hoover ate that, I think he would literally die.
He did eat it
Bro he ate it
Pretty sure he ate it
Yeah he did
Life was good when they use to make vids together
ikr, rewatching this video kinda make me sad. This video was uploaded a day after my birthday and I got good laughs out of it. And they seem to not make videos together anymore..
What happend?!
@Karma whats dream smp? sorry.. I just refuse to watch his new content because i think, it'd hurt my heart.
@@Loominusfestival64 It's a Minecraft server. He got new friends to make videos with, new people and such
@@AarHaven ooh ok
why do they all look like they’re in a nuclear disaster bunker
Because they're youtubers
Its just their moms basement
LMAOOO
No, They're In A Cooking Place.
There in Gordon Ramsey’s basement
“As the French would say... Mamma Mia.”
Aksel 2019
Aksel*
Aksel*
Aksel*
Aksel*
Aksel*
no one can replace aksel and hoover as Host for these shows.
i miss the three of them :(
“I just stabbed Mike Wazowski!”-Aksel 2019
Expecting... You actually spelled his name right the first time, unlike me
H
how do i achieve this kind of power
my hero academia
Let’s see the first sandwich...
Ingredients: Bread
i got this one
Yea, they said this in the video. I know. I watched it.
Didn't need a reminder
Ha bread
AHHAHAA
Thanks for the Reminder
cleanurpants gud avatar
whats even more amusing is that some of the shit they laugh at are actually culinarily accurate
I miss these kind of videos. The new ones are still funny but these were top tier.
The only thing Quackity said was laughter
*bone apple teeth gamers*
How did u guys get those names. I suspect prostitution
@@UwU-dw9zr i have no idea what you mean?
They are original names, and hard to get. Prostitution is a good way to bribe
@@UwU-dw9zr well i get my name from memes
Quackity: Walmart won’t fit in the middle of your sandwich
Slazo: Hold my bread
Hail the Australian king!
69 likes, nice
Lol
ANSWER? FLEX TAPE.
It's nice to know people know slazo
I like how in the description quackity wrote FRIENDS:
And it was just empty-
4:15 as a Kentuckian, I can confirm that we’re crazy enough to make something like this.
The “Griffin sandwich” was great, expect for the death trap hidden in it.
I agree with the literal glass of milk
its the suprise not the ham
Wdym that’s his bones
except*
haha Hoover's got this one!
No
aksually hahahahahaha
aksually I spelled your name wrong and now my replies are just filled with *Aksel
Burnttoast 99 aksel*
Hahahaahahhahahahha Fun Fun joke joke
I miss the hoover askel and quackity trio they were so iconic
4 years and 3 days ago, this wonderful video came to existence
Me: Gives Gordon Ramsey water.
Gordon: It’s too dry
Gordon: Is this ice fresh or frozen?
"F-frozen chef..."
Gordon: Fuck's sake...
Unfunny
No IT'S RAW !
Spits out water
"Fid you not purify it"
"No sir"
"What is this bullshit I'm giving 0 stars"
@@fawx3684stfu
Me: *clicks the video*
Quackity: HAHA IT’S A TEMPLATE
Ahhh, the golden age of Quackity content
I really miss aksel and quackity together ;(
F
same, f
yeah and hoover, F
F
F
Category: Entertainment
it’s supposed to be education
Yes.
*Y E S*
youtube is a dumbass
@Call me France mhm
It doesn’t put any learning there
@@markmorgan6718 no its soppoused to be education
I personally like hover’s sandwich because it has a lot of visual
i feel proud knowing i did the original photoshop of that
ooo a fellow jeno stan
Hover
4:37
Grandma Sandwich :
"Ingredients : Grandma's Ashes"
The TLC Lady : "make that my husband's ashes and we have a deal"
"Where am I going to find the chicken nuggets" had my dying lmaoooooooo
"Do you have any sauce red?" Hoover, 2019
he's speaking words of the gods
I’m pretty sure this was an episode of breaking bad that got deleted
Hmm they were no bread contest before this video published or old video were deleted ?????
Oh yeah this video was removed and reupload again idk the date about this bedore the old one removed
@@Tukoendog Its a joke
"Breaking Bread"
*Breaking *Bad *.
The Perfect Turkey Sandwich
1. Bread
2. The Whole Country of Turkey
3. Bread
2:15
This is the best impression ever. This whole video is just ✨amazing✨
Spoiler: Quackity is Gordon Ramsay's son
until he ate the toothpicc
bro don't expose Quackity to the world!
Uno reverse
Of course, why didn’t we think of it sooner
@@1fedexemployee543 stop exposing him he's gonna get taken away to gordon Ramsays dungeon!!
My dad once ordered a “grilled cheese burger” it was just a normal cheeseburger, but instead of buns, it was two grilled cheese sandwiches.
pun in a bun
that sounds good tho
So a cheese burger
That’s a grilled cheese burger if you didn’t know
holy shit
5:18
WTF-
The "Goat Sandwich Yummm" is like- *Weird...*
*Why tf was 1 of the goats meowing-*
AND THE OBAMA BRAED TOO-
Lol
I miss this group
I like how they all look like they’re recording in bomb shelters
snow white’s sister I like how you copied this comment😂
@@RydersRacing i like how your names an unfunny meme
theredditnovice ok
Someone made this joke already.
lol nice copied comment 👌
I actually almost had a heart attack when Alex was gonna take a bite out of his sandwich, imagine if he forgot about the toothpick and just took a big bite out of the corner
ME
I WAS SO WORRIED LMAO
Logically, If the video's online, that means that quackity didn't swallow the part with toothpick
Glory to aritotzka
I too was worried as fucc
This is the most fun video I watched in 3 years
i miss old quackity when he hung out with hoover and aksel
French Teacher: *How do you say “Enjoy your meal?”*
Me: *bOnE aPpLe TeeTH*
mamma mia!
Je faire du big brain
Big brain time
J’ai big brain
Moi francias etudier adores moi
Normal people: Salsa Roja
Me, an intellectual: *SAUCE RED*
As a Mexican, I don't know how to respond to this...
@@rabbit.5533 Orale :v lmao
Im a mexican and not goin to lie but its called salsa not red sauce
@@edgarvega0580 Chill bro
Hmm, yes, do you have sauce red
the greatest sandwich is Quackity
back then when quackity was good
Literally no one:
Aksel: does anyone know how to cut open ham
1:10 laugh sounds like megalovania
Lol
Lmfao
Lmao
Lol
Lmao so true
It is finally time for me to use this video as reference. I’ve held it for years but now is the prime time to use it.
Quackity’s first Discord Cooking Competition video will help me win 1st place.
The fact that they mess with the template make it better 😂
*Take a shot everytime Hoover says "I'mma take this one"*
Bruh
Do you want us to drink so much we pass out?
does the mini stroke count or is it like half a shot?
Nobody
A discord user on quackity’s server: *sauce r e d*
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
here at 69 likes
Nobody
Everybody
Nobody
Everybod
Nobody
Somebody: Everybody
We speak English
STOP DOING THEEEESEEEE
I prefer this quackity over the new one
actual old quackity is even better
his old roblox videos and the raids were the best
it's seriously depressing seeing what's become of him now
Same- it seems like he genuinely laughs in his old vids unlike the ones with the smp guys. :(
@@SoSheolH It happens, People make memorys and friends but then grow up. I'm still proud of quackity and his new content still after watching his new minecraft vidoes.
I just got done rereading ff1970 and this helped me calm down alot thank you
4:42 he sounds like the picture.
“Don’t bring my motha into this”
Guys? *Smak*
That's actually very racist
As the french would say:
*mama mia*
-An italian
oh gee, are you italian? i am too!
lavi what?
As a french I agree
@@lavi4148 sono italiana buonasera. Visto che non sta mettendo dei video sto facendo una gigante maratona 😌
LunarQake Mario problems
this was the first video I saw of Quackity last year, not sure why I didn't subscribe back then, but hey here I am now
this discord youtube video > Netflix cooking shows that i love
5:18
Ingredients:
• bread
• midget
• quackity
• lettuce
what?-
it's peachy xD
Poorly mad midget quackity sandwich
Its actually just midget quackity, they aren’t separate in the ingredients
wtf
*ettuce*
“ Bread, black tar heroin, chicken nuggets, and bread”
Aksel: “where am I supposed to find chicken nuggets?!”
......HA
Stop the likes
Nice
@@alguienvivo5438 ...What?
@@narrowhead there were 69 likes
Actually that was funny
3:44 - 417
In between those 2 time stamps I was LEGIT DYING like *BRUV* I couldn't breathe-
Oh and I started crying because of how funny it was-
Did u mean 3:44 - 4:17?
someone: *breathes*
quackity: *wheezes and slams table*
Everyone: Doesn't make sandvich.
*Sad heavy noises*
Faiz Ramadhan is that Russian for sandwich? Lol
@@yeyintokkar2617 looks like you've never played tf2 *cracks nuckles*
A sandvich can heals your wound instantly, it's too op to be in real life
@@yeyintokkar2617 its from team fortress 2
9:08 *”haha, hey lois I’ve died of a heart attack haha”* - geter priffin
*g e t e r p r i f f i n .*
my braincells omg
Only thing that made me laugh there was the geter priffin
THATS MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO
Hey Geter, your dead!!
9:46 I DIEEED SOOOO HARD DUDE I WAS LITERALLY DYING UNIVERSAL SIGN FOR HELP LMAO
When you laughed wayy to much and you couldn't breathe.
nice.
Gordon Ramsay: *"WHERES THE **-LAMB SAUCE-* *_SAUCE RED_* "
THE PETER GRIFFIN ONE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE PETER GRIFFIN
HEI BETER
Ey 🅱️eter
sam scam that’s the point
Eater
it’s almost like it was made to look like Peter Griffin
1:38 im eating a tuna sandwhich while watching this and WHAT
The bbq joke be like: lol
Population of kentucky: ahhhhhhhhhh
7:45, Yankee with no brim!
That’a what I was thinking!!!
WHOAAAAAAA
BRIM WITH NO YANKEE
*WHOOA*
BRIM WITH YANKEE
cri e
@@cringenics WOAHHHHH, NO YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!
Anybody: *breathes*
Quackity: *almost chokes on his laughter*
Making Edible Sandwiches though weren’t edible in the first place Is just a pro gamer move.
“Bone Apple Teeth _GAMERS_ ” is possibly the most Quackymeister thing I have ever heard
Hoover and axel: I don’t like the template
Also Hoover and axel: **sees someone making a plain bread** I got dibs on this one
Uhh
@@lareen3009 tf
@@lareen3009 what the fuck is wrong with you
@@lareen3009 what
@The Nobody am gonna report you for fake report suck it
Me: gives Gordon Ramsay water
Gordon Ramsay: *IT'S W E T*
English 100
he would say “ ITS FUCKEN DRY”
owo-
Gordon*
*I T 'S R A W*
watched this so many times, still laughing till i ded
The petter Griffin one is definitely my favourite 🤣😂 I low-key wanna make this one now lol
Imagine going to mcdonals like:
Hi i want a bread sandwich
this made me laugh so hard and i have no idea why
"Sir this is an strip club"
@@Dokataa sir... you are IN a bread sandwich.
I'll have mine with some white bread, some whole wheat, topped off with brioche.
@@DragonguyA
Dont forget the sauce red and the shaushage
nobody:
quakity's discord server:
*b r e a d*
Nobody:
EASCalifornia: let's copy the most liked comment
Haha dads joke
yeah i had no other ideas...
ｍｏｎｃｈ
*h o n c h*
ok!!!?!?
Quackity is the one keeping me alive rn.
God damn I miss when quackity made good content
He was so fucking funny
Me: mom can I get a sandwich?
Mom: we have sandwiches at home
The sandwich at home 4:57
*COOL BREAD*
*Quack* XD
But that's like the best sandwich there is
1:50 2:30 4:09 4:30 5:11 5:13
Mostafa Sweed ikr!!! xD
as a french would say, mama mia.
me, an italian: *triggered pizza noises*
agreed fellow italian
*puts ketch up on pizza*
If you don’t put ranch, mayonnaise, mustard, and ketchup on your pizza, what are you doing
Same
As a French person, I am truly confused
This video made me laugh more than usual 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this was the longest ten minutes and forty seconds of my life
ingredients:
br-
Hoover: **ill take that one**
This video has more effects and editing than Indian TV shows
YES MY MAN!!!
Can you send a link for me to compare
This is a certified hood classic
i just realized you made this on my birthday
American Cheese (or supermarket)
“Put American cheese or a entire supermarket.”
Holy shit that’s a lot of likes
An* sorry
Yeah go big or go home
I woulda thrown bread on top of the super market and then dug under it and put another piece
I think he meant supermarket cheese
@@Nobody-rf3bm nah man he meant the whole supermarket
“Hey Lois I died of a heart attack”
I’m dead
Edit: 600 likes really how is this humor
no peter's dead
so is Peter
Same
Hudson Carter of a heart attack?
*HUH, OH PETER*
QUACKITYS WAS THE BEST
(help all of us when someone is serving that at a restaurant)