THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2019
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POLL: www.strawpoll.me/18961896
pizzas are so good!!!
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THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING REMEMBER TO JOIN THE QUACKITY DINER DISCORD SERVER
discord.gg/quackity
tfw quackity likes his own comment
No
ok boomer
yez
Quackity we need a filthy frank cook off
“im lactose intolerant”
*chooses the pizza with the most dairy*
Yes that is what happend
Yeah that's what all of us do you got a problem
Jonathan joestar lacktoes
@@phoenixeqt1044 no toes
1k likes now, I HOLD THE POWER
Pizza: *exists*
Twomad: Ok im gonna make this one
Ok boomer... no lol
Haha. Very funny. You are a very funny person. Ever thought about a career in comedy because that was very funny
You forgot the funny
Big funny.
Aprho3 My dad said if I got 2k subs he would come back with the milk... help ya boi put... need the calcium🔥❤️
The real winner: *quackitys editing*
Twomad has better editing
@@enagrubesic6080 twomad doesn’t edit his videos
Why are you everywhere.
Everywhere I go... I see his face.
@@umairrana2821 quackity doesn’t either
"wuf" - famous last words from D0G
More like RUUÜÜÜÆÆÃ
DoG
Pov: Dog walks into chinese restaraunt
XD
“You guys didn’t swallow?”
-Quackity 2019
Yes he did say that
T H A T S
W H A T
S H E
S A I D
(I’m sorry)
Miu Iruma you said that
@@Meantg shut up boomrr he wouldn't know what she said
My wife be like
_"He's the first one to actually swallow."_
*_"YOU GUYS DIDN'T SWALLOW??"_*
Giggity
Im not comfortable-
😏
Yes that is what they said
Porn in a nutshell
5:28 "*twomad impression not real dog*"
Blind people: *crying*
Baby crying autotune
Pretty much
deaf people: crying cuz they cant hear his impression
666 likes 👍
Nick: I wanna make tacos!!
*next year*
*Quackity: made a taco competition without nick*
Lol Tommy and nick should have switched
@@Zeroooooooooooooon i think it just needs salt
@@gakster Yeh, needs more salt
@@guidinglight9082 *1,000,000 lbs of salt later* ... Yea it needs more salt.
@@azucenamoranfente3307 thats it? i think it needs a little bit more salt
why has nobody said a thing about twomad and his dog impressions
Senior Soviet
Yo that dog ded
coz they were flawless
King Panda Gaming true
*Ah come here BOY*
I WAS ABOUT TO
when an Italian sees this:
*dies*
then how am I still alive? ;)
that's right, I hate Pizza.
._.
@@justadude8269
man you hate pizza?! >:0
@@justadude8269 So you have chosen death 🇮🇹
I'm already dead
@my chemical manson in reverse i don't approve this 💔.
2:33 well that aged well...
💀
POV: You’re watching this in 2024 after Twomad’s death
Girl: He's probably out cheating
Him:
Plot twist: twomad actually killed a dog.
Twice.
Nah, thrice
PointRonicx
Nah, fourthrice
No, He's Doing The Dog Impression.
MCS Inside woooosh?
Came back here after hearing about twomad
same
Watching this after twomad died is a crazy experience😭
Every pizza:
Twomad: I’m going to do this one
twomad is just the black hooverr
@@andy-tm5re lol😂
@@andy-tm5re true
Zoo we mama
He chose the...
*intense barking*
Me: "mom can we go to mc donalds for dinner"
Mom: "there is food at home
*the food at home:*
Haha funny you are a funny man have you been told you are funny try career in comedy you are really funny
No
lucky
This is so original I’m laughing so hard
Emma ¿ My dad said if I got 2k subs he would come back with the milk... help ya boi put... need the calcium🔥❤️
Quackity I feel is like the genuinely the only one who actually tries in these 💀
Looks like the dog got his revenge
nah XD
"YOU GUYS DIDN'T SWALLOW!?"
Damn let's get some justice for quackity out here
STAY
just realised it wasnt a gay joke that went over my head
dead weight EJDJDKDJDKSKKSKSKD
@@robbobots2528 OI! OI! OI! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
A STAY 😍 “OI FELIX COME HERE BRO WHAT DID YOU MAKE BRO?”
The look of distress on Quackity’s face when he realised he was the only one to actually swallow the pizza was very saddening and has given me severe trauma.
R.I.P TwoMad Rest well big man
2:32 this is gotta be one of the most chilling cases of irony I've seen predicted
4:30 is even worse
"I wanted tacos so I can put them on a stick!"
that's my mood now
Chib Bibi ok boomer
I literally but soft tacos and fuck them
Hahsahahagahagshaha mood 😆😆😆
Ok normie
Only real ones knew where this came from
Everytime Quackity mentions that you have to eat the pizza
Twomad: *WAIT WHAT*
8:49
My brother, is that you?
Twobad
Ikr
Twosad 😔
discord cooking competition 1: peter griffin sandwich
discord cooking competition 2: carl wheezer pizza
discord cooking competition 3: joes childhood memories taco
Twomad every five seconds: I’m doing this one guys
“You didn’t swallow? “
*Thats what she said*
Lol
Lmao
It’s a trap!
Wait a second...
D Windsor *^cough the nom noms**
Twomad: if you bought a sht ton of pizzas and stacked them
Skeppy in 2018: Say no more
I can’t believe hes gone.
I dont feel sad?
I just feel disappointed. he was a great and funny person i havent been caught up with the stuff hes been posting but i came to this video when i found out.
The dislikes are the people that are lactose intolerant
Lmfao
Lack toea
lactoes
lack toes in toddler ants
So *m e?*
Quakity's is the only one that wouldn't taste like crap.
YES WITHOUT THE GLASSES OFC
Wait hold up!
You tasted Quackity?
I would eat the one with coke mints and a hot pepper, sounds unhealthy but good
@Just Another Account Bruh Cmon U just r/wooshed me ;-; how could you do that ;-; Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@Just Another Account how could you ;-;
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
THE MINTS ARE DISINTEGRATING
anyone watching after what happened to twomad
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Quackity:
*_B O N E A P P L E_*
*_T E E T H, G A M E R S_*
r/boneappletea
the subreddit that explains it all
its from the R/BoneAppleTeeth Subreddit
EDIT: I made a mistake its for R/BoneAppleTea
Bone apa tet
Bone slap a tit
Omg gloria borger i thought you died ?
@@georgemartin7004 *Amateur* the immortal reporter hears Not of death
“You’re gonna have to eat it dude”
“wait WHATTTTT”
lmaoo
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
*BET*
4:30 this aged even worse than 2:28
I just realized that twomad's pizza die mf technically for shadowed his death... The mentos are the drugs he overdosed on, the pepper represents all the spicy controversies he was in, the coke being poured on his pizza represents a soggy or torn apart life... Sorry if it sounds like I'm an awful person saying this. I just wanted to point this out. It's honestly really crazy. Rip twomad
Fr tho
RIP…
You don't need to think that deep bro😢
“You guys didn’t swallow-?”
-Quackity 2019
@@M3t4lgut5 no
SpectrumFlameGames no lol
succ owo
👁️👁️
👃
👄
SpectrumFlameGames no it’s a Naruto reference
"Grandma can be alive and still be on the pizza"
-Quackity 2019
Edit : holy shit the likes are 90% more than my bank account
* Internally crying *
Haha. Very funny. You are a very funny person. Ever thought about a career in comedy because that was very funny
@@r4siri haha yea. Im agree much yes.
Dude y so toxic man
Lol
@@dirtymonk748 Grammar correction please
2:33
4 years later..
he ate the pizza
2:33 he in fact did
dawg.
*adds coke*
Quackity: yo chill
*adds a ocean worth of coke*
Quackity: you know you got to eat it
*adds minecraft sugar*
The best conclusion I've heard: the mints are disintegrating
knowing what happened to twomad is creepy. rip big man 🕊️
he resting in piss
Rest in piss 😭🤫
im from vietnam and i am just...- wheezing about this
Me too😂
“i’m lacktoes”
“like”
*_”N O T O E S”_*
SHut UP
copied
@@donsuke9859 hes repeating what the guy said how is that "copied" LOL
Lintech ok boomer
He’s also a zoomer
nobody:
twomad: *alright i’m absolutely doing this*
Why do you have a xbox 360 pfp?
@@givemeanonion Yeah hol up
is the unfunny nobody format still a thing
yes it is do u have a problem
Oh it's that profile
Every single time...
I hear this traumatizing intro
*BON APPLE TEETH GAMERS.*
Hi dream
24framesofnick: those are just the wheels
DA PIZZA
LETS GOOOOO
I just imagine PETA watching this and going to TwoMads house to confront him just to see him pretending to be a dog trying to be eaten by his owner
Ok
Kiên Ngô ok
Race10 ftw My dad said if I got 2k subs he would come back with the milk... help ya boi put... need the calcium🔥❤️
You know peta would actually do that
MYSTIC YT go eat a bone
“I’m not actually lactose,I’m lacktoes- like, no toes”
I'm the 69 like
Ina Gacha Studió cool
@@fukoaf I ruined it
@@marciarogers9649 rip
@Silly Headz TV *Noice
Who’s here after Twomad died
Of course there’s this guy. The guy that revisits old videos with the person who died in it and comments about it.
Coming back after twomad’s passing and remembering how funny this guy was
he was a pedo though
@@notslime1482 doesnt change the fact he was still funny af
@@72mankeli doesn't change the fact that he was a pedo lol😂
@@72mankeli doesn't change the fact that he is a p3d0 lol😂
@@72mankeli doesnt change the fact that he did awful stuff 😂
"Just a few"
*Unloads an entire week's worth of Coke*
There is not enough cocaine
Week? I’m thinking day.
Clownie day?more like gamer hour
Oh wait you meant the drink
He’s *italian*
*hes Lacoste*
*choses the one with most cheese*
He’s a gamer
2:57
Hes lacktoes stupid
@@sleeponacouch7003 Lack toes intolerance
@@haziq2468 you didnf get thd joke2
@Splooshy kit kat and you didnt get sarcasm
My stomach and throat hurt from constantly dying of laughter from this video
5:28
This hits different
“I’m lacktoes”
“I’m lacktoes”
“Like, no toes”
We can read
@@Mario-tg6rp @:D
I lack toes
I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE
N O T O E S
10:27 “You guys didn’t swallow?!” Quackity 1969-2019
He forgot the bacon
Where is skid
Pelo
@@theratifoundinagame *yeets sacrificial knife* oh, uhhhh, i-i don't know.
@@azucenamoranfente3307 cringe
3:11
So thats how appeard third episode of Discord Cooking Competition
5:58 This made me wheeze to death dude- great edit btw :D
Writing this at night:
"Good night girl i see you tomorow"
Good night girl i see you tomorrow (it's night time where i live)
AbodyAbdalluh same
WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID MY GLASSES PIZZA NO WAY
dude,are you in quackity's discord?i need someone to help me please ❤
@@miles3113 Yeah, my discord is Cyann#6448 if you need help.
@@kensax9756 holy crap thank you so much
@@kensax9756 i sent you a friend request,hope you'll accept it :)
Cyannxo accept that request
I love the shaking effect and how twomad makes the impression of the dog voice
in his cooking competition vids, quackity always makes it pretty accurately and the other 2 go crazy 😂
wtf quackity remembered where the “upload” button was?
This is a first for a boomer
Omg I know right
200th like
it dont
“Afghanistan”
*historical flashbacks of tech support scammers*
Your my habibi
andermander1 😂😂😂
@@aleanah5501 so are you habibi
thats indian
Ghost no its not
Rip twomad, too much pizza
White girls: stop insulting that nationality!
The Italian kid who was messing around: 0:38
Discord-“what pizza do you want?”
TwoMad-“yes”
Kris Cross My dad said if I got 2k subs he would come back with the milk... help ya boi put... need the calcium🔥❤️
@@tateau1 no
Pizza: *exists*
twomad: ok I 'm doing this one
This made me laugh so hard... I love these discord videos
shibuddibabadibudidbababadibudidbduasdii
-Twomad
When the boomer is Italian
" angry Italian noises intensify"
*RAW*
@multi yes.
*spaghet dies*
@@scoutz1556 RAW
*RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
*”Gnight girl i cya tomorrow”*
Twomad: *Mortal.*
edit:
haha. very funny, i am a very funny person, have i ever thought of a career in comedy because that was very funny
Haha. Very funny. You are a very funny person. Ever thought about a career in comedy because that was very funny
Haha. Very funny. You are a very funny person. Ever thought about a career in comedy because that was very funny
UwU
Lmao hahaha that was hilarious holy shit wow I’m fucking dying hahahahaha holy fuck lmao lolololol hahahahah
Haha. Very funny. You are a very funny person. Ever thought about a career in comedy because that was very funny
The editing on this is so good
Guackity: can we get our last mama Mia
Nick: MAMA MIAAAAAA
Mad: ZOO-WEE-MAMA
0:52
WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO PERFECT
Perfect Scatman impression
Boomer pizza
Ingredients:
One karen
One r/entitledparents
One bomb
One gallon of sauce tomato
Lamb sauce
Entitledparents kidsbop episode
OK weirdo
One global Warming isn't real
One flat earther
You forgot the latest kidz bop album for karen
@@loganitescotland8260 epic
Absolutely insane that Twomad is dead now
2:32 this aged terribly
NAHHHHH MANN
I was more excited about this than Masterchef episodes
Edit: omg thanks for the likes, and anyway, I am italian lol, I feel this video
*RAW*
His food suvks. His food DID NOT CURE HIV LIKE QUACKITYS DID
Same
666 liker here
"OmG ThANkS foR tHE LikES" headass
7:06 I’m just noticing the one in the background is the one I made. I ONLY NOTICED 9 MONTHS LATER
Rip
Oh cool
i want to die
Low key wanna try it out
Looks tasty
Bro! its funny already and im dying laughing. AND THEN THE EDITS COME IN AND I FALL OF MY CHAIR!!!
8:08 looks like hes just chilling naked pouring coke on his pizza
danieltoshistheman 😂
I rather sit in a toilet that isn’t mine, pour coke and mentos on pizza without cheese naked than eat pineapple pizza
Totally not from the dark web
he vibing
he kinda vibin doe
Damn why does quackity’s voice seem a bit deeper than before
We did it boys, 1k likes
he got a new mic
ball drop
he is finally going thru puberty
deadmxney well that does make sense but then when I think about it more it doesn’t
The King ur comment made no sense lmfao
The Quackity Pizza:
Dough
Sauce
Cheeze
Pepperoni
Salami
Green glasses
2:34 true
“I’m Italian”
*shows Irish flag*
Yeah lmao
No it's an Italian flag
Mohammad Al-Degaither no
It's a Irish flag get your fact right
the red looks orange cause of the opacity when he set it to blend with the background kinda
Nobody:
Nobody at all
Twomad: *Kill dog laughs in aphganistan*
Lines that made me laugh so hard I almost bust a vessel
1. Da nacho coocco doodle doo
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
This was funny when i was young and i found out about other channels even twomad
Every single time twomad said “ZOOWEEMAMA” I fckin *DIED*
f
f
f
f
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Pizza template: *could have a literal dead child on it*
Twomad: Ight ima do this one
Athiest noises intensifies
*"YOU GUYS DIDNT SWALLOW-"*
Famous last words,
By Alex/Quackity
quackity is the guy that keeps me awake at 4 am just cos hes naturally funny
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Twomad: jImMy cUrE hIv pLz
No nick said thαt
Yellow text: Twomad
White text: quackity
Purple text: nick
_oh_