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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @samom37
    @samom37 3 года назад +8405

    “how are you today”
    “I’m a bad bitch”
    the kind of energy I can only aspire to have

    • @cloverkeyes6852
      @cloverkeyes6852 3 года назад +40

      @@mr.7476 stop commenting that

    • @harjotsingh6406
      @harjotsingh6406 3 года назад +2

      My Minecraft Classic House Tour
      ruclips.net/video/YSqk0KokrQE/видео.html

    • @qw1fy
      @qw1fy 3 года назад +13

      we all need that energy

    • @bruh3585
      @bruh3585 3 года назад +3

      Don't read my name

    • @Roseislost
      @Roseislost 3 года назад +2

      @@lapisvideofx wtf??

  • @mrsorrow.
    @mrsorrow. 3 года назад +2361

    “MASSIVE PHILZAS IS PISSED THE KIDS, MASSIVE PHILZA IS GOING TO BEAT SOME KIDS!” “IM CRAFTING A BELT” So POG of Phil and Tommy.

  • @vibequeen4632
    @vibequeen4632 3 года назад +2648

    "I'm crafting a belt" has to be the funniest shit anyone's ever said in a minecraft video I love it so much

    • @astridcav6524
      @astridcav6524 3 года назад +10

      time stamp?

    • @Vivian-uk9md
      @Vivian-uk9md 3 года назад +24

      @@astridcav6524 1:47

    • @alfiepancakezz
      @alfiepancakezz 3 года назад +40

      that and “you’re making a mockery of my minecraft church” are some of my favorite quotes

    • @stupidthings1957
      @stupidthings1957 3 года назад +6

      In MY OPINION i think all of quackitys lines are the funniest.

    • @twotimesj6478
      @twotimesj6478 3 года назад +13

      Philza as the Minecraft dad must have access to the belt crafting recipie

  • @johnnypilot1
    @johnnypilot1 2 года назад +1616

    Philza: The stressed father that is actually responsible
    Tommy: The crazy brother that swears way too much
    Wilbur: Tommy's younger brother that has temper tantrums
    Quackity: That weird cousin from a different country that you barely know
    🤣

  • @foranderworks
    @foranderworks 3 года назад +3690

    "I just wanna know if Philza has any games on his phone"
    "I got Angry Birds"

    • @Kooczsi
      @Kooczsi 3 года назад +83

      so. true. he doesnt have BAD opinions he just doesnt know everything.
      edit: he doesnt have bad arguments (sorry bad english)

    • @tomatomomosquad6788
      @tomatomomosquad6788 3 года назад +12

      impossible

    • @lizzienriquez322
      @lizzienriquez322 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @minebloxz8648
      @minebloxz8648 3 года назад +27

      @TinSelly12 YT everyone's childhood game

    • @abdi.daddy.superhero5054
      @abdi.daddy.superhero5054 3 года назад +12

      @@minebloxz8648 yeah too bad they deleted 99% of the games

  • @jawzlyn21
    @jawzlyn21 3 года назад +764

    Tommyinit: You just killed a child.
    Philza: Just killed a child, feeling good

  • @hardish
    @hardish 3 года назад +5205

    "you're not a milf, are you?"
    the quote book continues to store even more

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +18

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear har

    • @cirqipp
      @cirqipp 3 года назад +68

      the comments scare me greatly on this one

    • @Withern679
      @Withern679 3 года назад +13

      Dude everyone is just advertising their channel lol 😆

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 3 года назад +10

      @@Withern679 i think this comments section is infected with bots

    • @hardish
      @hardish 3 года назад +1

      @@cirqipp oh god i agree

  • @snailrxxt
    @snailrxxt 2 года назад +296

    "Technoblade never dies blood for the blood god."
    2:07
    -Quackity eventually getting killed

  • @jedifromhell
    @jedifromhell 3 года назад +663

    "And then i retreat into my shit bucket"
    This is just made to be Wilbur's catch phrase tho

    • @supersaiyangod1864
      @supersaiyangod1864 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *The - scary story of TOMMY -жвы_*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @kazzoey2868
      @kazzoey2868 3 года назад

      y e s

  • @itsamechols3466
    @itsamechols3466 3 года назад +7339

    When quackity raised from the underground and said “Me perdonas” that was the best intro I’ve ever heard for a boss fight

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 3 года назад +204

      *"ME PERDONAS."*

    • @evalution654
      @evalution654 3 года назад +83

      M e _ P e r d o n a s

    • @joeythefoxxo
      @joeythefoxxo 3 года назад +152

      .
      M̵̡̝̯̗̗̹͆͗͒̂͋̕͠ẽ̷͕̙̻̟̘̻̜̆̓̇̈͒̍͐͜ ̷̨̦̼̺̞̦̫̼͖͂̓̀̈̄̚ͅṕ̴̨͚͇̯̖͎̻̖͇̀̎̇̂̂̕e̸̜͈̘͚̫̜̤̯̫̋r̶̰̖̥͍̤̤̝̻̜͚͒̃̅d̶̨͔̠͈͙̅̑ö̷̧̡̢̳͓̥̈́̑͛͒̚͝n̶̢̳̙̪͇̣̭͙̳̆ͅà̷̢̡͚̘̦͚͇̐̓̇͑̊̽̏͜s̶̩̐
      .

    • @joeymelon5980
      @joeymelon5980 3 года назад +34

      *mE pErDoNAs*

    • @cassdoescrafts
      @cassdoescrafts 3 года назад +13

      What does that mean lol

  • @chefeggdog8821
    @chefeggdog8821 3 года назад +3399

    I love when quackity comes out like a giant saying : "Me perdonas" I LOVE IT

    • @sledgedragon2677
      @sledgedragon2677 3 года назад +50

      That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

    • @cassdoescrafts
      @cassdoescrafts 3 года назад +22

      What does me perdonas mean?

    • @notroe2237
      @notroe2237 3 года назад +53

      @@cassdoescrafts “forgive me”

    • @cxcfr3
      @cxcfr3 3 года назад +16

      2:03

    • @alessandrozavala7656
      @alessandrozavala7656 3 года назад +17

      @@cassdoescrafts the literal meaning is "do you forgive me"

  • @ThatguywastakenBruh
    @ThatguywastakenBruh 2 года назад +2165

    Quackity: "technoblade never dies blood for the blood god technoblade never dies"
    That hits differently now

    • @ChillyDogs37
      @ChillyDogs37 2 года назад +38

      It fricking does

    • @qwertyd6773
      @qwertyd6773 2 года назад +30

      and poor quackity got killed

    • @cassiethewolf1570
      @cassiethewolf1570 2 года назад +56

      My heart wrenched at hearing it. This was my first time watching this specific video, but that quote itself just hits different now.

    • @rubya2952
      @rubya2952 2 года назад +8

      I agree

    • @fudgeciclez
      @fudgeciclez 2 года назад +2

      *ahahaha :')*

  • @emanuelsant2216
    @emanuelsant2216 3 года назад +2669

    "Mom, can we get Attack On Titan?"
    Mom: "No, we have Attack On Titan at home"
    Attack On Titan at home: 15:18

    • @kyunanimating
      @kyunanimating 3 года назад +40

      Thats literally gonna happen in the next episode...

    • @vbucksroblox7368
      @vbucksroblox7368 3 года назад +7

      Bobux
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/JqniE6t5YdE/видео.html agajkdoci

    • @asuka4lifee
      @asuka4lifee 3 года назад

      PLS SHSJSJS

    • @platelet3609
      @platelet3609 3 года назад

      @@albertrobertson3039 wtf?

  • @kaceydulmes2774
    @kaceydulmes2774 3 года назад +4137

    Tommy: "How are you today?"
    Small Q: "I'm a bad bitch"
    underrated quote periodt.

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 3 года назад +2

      Don't read my PROFILę PICTURě :)

    • @amme5596
      @amme5596 3 года назад +22

      @@dont7142 I won't

    • @soup3329
      @soup3329 3 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @aokifuuu263
      @aokifuuu263 3 года назад +2

      nonoonononononononono its period T as tommy says

    • @SunxyOrMoonxila
      @SunxyOrMoonxila 3 года назад +5

      @@soup3329 11:02

  • @lucashahn2448
    @lucashahn2448 3 года назад +2876

    normal minecraft youtubers doing a size mod: "Honey i shrunk the kids"
    this lot when they do a size mod: "Philzas gonna go beat some kids"

  • @SleeplessKvan
    @SleeplessKvan 2 года назад +1887

    "Technoblade never dies" -Quackity

  • @ambiguousChronology
    @ambiguousChronology 3 года назад +2890

    top ten quotes from before disaster:
    “*I’m crafting the belt.*” -philza

  • @i-win
    @i-win 3 года назад +55673

    *Attack on Titan theme plays*

  • @namjoonsthiccthighs386
    @namjoonsthiccthighs386 3 года назад +426

    Quackity is just scary at all sizes lmao, when he's small he's a chaotic little kid, when he's average hes just your weirdo neighbor that stares at you 24/7 and when he's large he's just even crazier

  • @Xan_MCYT
    @Xan_MCYT Год назад +323

    Philza: The Father who is annoyed with all the kids
    Tommy: The strange one who cant stop laughing
    Wilbur: Small demon child who has the mind of a 26 year old
    Quackity: The demon child who has the mind of a 2 year old
    Love them all

  • @Luna_Lover13
    @Luna_Lover13 3 года назад +5194

    i love how everyone is joking around and phil is actually playing minecraft (kinda)

    • @danielg788
      @danielg788 3 года назад +66

      Well you know it’s in his name

    • @DaylightBreaks_
      @DaylightBreaks_ 3 года назад +14

      He’s trying to play

    • @Anzorious
      @Anzorious 3 года назад +9

      Big philza is pissed

    • @wildagoat5227
      @wildagoat5227 3 года назад +10

      That’s what a dad gotta do

    • @lilakoala636
      @lilakoala636 3 года назад +4

      Compared to everyone else he is

  • @voidlight1020
    @voidlight1020 3 года назад +2835

    1:44
    Tommyinnit: *MASSIVE PHILZA IS PISSED AT THE KIDS!*
    Philza: *Kids need disciplining*
    Tommyinnit: *MASSIVE PHILZA'S GONNA GO BEAT SOME KIDS!*
    Philza: *I'm crafting a belt!*
    also:
    Quackity: blood for the blood god technoblade never dies!
    *but quackity will indeed die*

  • @AnimalAcademy1
    @AnimalAcademy1 3 года назад +711

    "I fell in some waist high water, can you help me out of the puddle?"
    Short people problems

  • @pandaboi4986
    @pandaboi4986 2 года назад +130

    2:06 techno never dies 😢

  • @QuantumNightmare
    @QuantumNightmare 3 года назад +867

    ‘He needs custom size shoes from Clark’s’ is just about the most British insult I have ever heard and I’m crying

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 3 года назад +5

      like if tommy said that to me i would commit mass genocide because THAT HURTS

  • @beet_the_beetroot
    @beet_the_beetroot 3 года назад +5936

    Tommy's on a new level: "People don't find him annoying" anymore, now "people find *the video* annoying"

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад +4

      *The - scary story of TOMMY -жвы_*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @roseletsplay2236
      @roseletsplay2236 3 года назад +177

      @@jorgedingle6166 to you maybe but hes funny for me

    • @Glyphic1972
      @Glyphic1972 3 года назад +138

      @@jorgedingle6166 that’s his whole brand lmao kinda sad most people don’t see it

    • @vbucksroblox7368
      @vbucksroblox7368 3 года назад +8

      @Alfie Crawley next gen rickroll
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @zevuu_
      @zevuu_ 3 года назад +8

      Now the vegan teacher

  • @haarisaslam3666
    @haarisaslam3666 3 года назад +879

    “Hey can you talk cute to him Wilbur?”
    “Hello *_pHiLlLlLlLLllLl_* I want you to be nice to _TommyInniiiiiitttt_ “

    • @rnzkt8876
      @rnzkt8876 3 года назад +3

      PhIlIIlILIlLiLiiIl

    • @makarounie8877
      @makarounie8877 3 года назад +3

      aUtOtUnEeE

    • @CrocsYGO
      @CrocsYGO 3 года назад

      i just saw the comment edit in front of my eyes, this rarely happens

    • @supersaiyangod1864
      @supersaiyangod1864 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +3

      @@CrocsYGO claim ur ticket for the next gen rickroll bross
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @loaf6185
    @loaf6185 2 года назад +78

    2:07 well this quote got real heavy in present times.

    • @Ciaoi2349
      @Ciaoi2349 Год назад +6

      Yes it did

    • @Mushroomnothere
      @Mushroomnothere 8 месяцев назад +7

      I hear it and then i looked for when the video was made

  • @arquanmoffett5534
    @arquanmoffett5534 3 года назад +2434

    "Tommyinit has two dead children in his basement!"
    Me: So they weren't women?

    • @thebestdanjan
      @thebestdanjan 3 года назад +30

      Wait I realized he deleted the video of Wilbur soot being a dragon since it was REALLY inappropriate

    • @Poplol_Quqoar
      @Poplol_Quqoar 3 года назад +4

      @@thebestdanjan me too

    • @pinapplear
      @pinapplear 3 года назад +4

      Killing me softly with his song~

    • @thebestdanjan
      @thebestdanjan 3 года назад +1

      @Pip I saw most of it and I didn’t ask

    • @theonlymiyamotomusashiv2
      @theonlymiyamotomusashiv2 3 года назад

      They used to be women

  • @mabel_skies6285
    @mabel_skies6285 3 года назад +2279

    “do you need me to tuck you in?” - tommy
    “si” - big q
    “get the fuck to bed” - phil
    i found this so funny for no reason 🙈

  • @mratheimperfec1033
    @mratheimperfec1033 3 года назад +3671

    Philza: The Stressed father
    Tommy: Big Brother that likes swear alot
    Wilbur: The youngest sons that have been infected by the weird side of internet
    Big Q: That weird youngest cousins

    • @milzz8844
      @milzz8844 3 года назад +90

      And to prove your point about Quackity being the younger cousin: 1:32

    • @tund7035
      @tund7035 3 года назад +13

      @@milzz8844 true lol 😂😂😂

    • @bengard18
      @bengard18 3 года назад +12

      by that logic, im tommy

    • @_Anse
      @_Anse 3 года назад +12

      @@bengard18 I am literally Wilbur

    • @StormCloudLuvid
      @StormCloudLuvid 3 года назад +4

      @@_Anse I'm also a Tommy, I swear at my siblings alot

  • @noahmoody7991
    @noahmoody7991 Год назад +54

    Will and Q at the start: let’s pretend to be baby birds and make them do things for us
    Will and Q from near the end: they’re using us and we hate it and they’re such bad people for it

  • @ghosti3073
    @ghosti3073 3 года назад +1198

    Tommy: You're not a milf are you?
    Wilbur's lungs: *d e f l a t e*

  • @Melissa-yk6xx
    @Melissa-yk6xx 3 года назад +3241

    THE “ME PERDONAS” AS QUACKITY WAS GROWING KILLED ME

  • @Lavender-vk3kw
    @Lavender-vk3kw 3 года назад +2761

    "Tommy I'm sorry for mugging you please can you get me out of the puddle."
    - Wilbur Soot, 2021

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

    • @ivybloomfield1178
      @ivybloomfield1178 3 года назад +50

      The 2021 through me off

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад +2

      *The - scary story of TOMMY -жвы_*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +6

      Never gonna kombat you up
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +7

      Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
      A: "With a bee bee gun."

  • @Lilly_daily
    @Lilly_daily Год назад +43

    Tommy’s “funniest mod” videos always lighten my day no matter how much i’ve rewatched them, they always makes me laugh :]

  • @soggy4522
    @soggy4522 3 года назад +3261

    “TommyInnit has dead children in his basement!”
    Tommy: *doesn’t deny it*

    • @HeyCraze
      @HeyCraze 3 года назад +32

      OH SHIT MAN THE COPS!

    • @couldbetheo
      @couldbetheo 3 года назад +24

      editor: jesus christ

    • @1-800-CHRISSY
      @1-800-CHRISSY 3 года назад +9

      *I'm calling the police*

    • @__-ru7rz
      @__-ru7rz 3 года назад +9

      satan is gone. I have ruined 666 likes.

    • @anam4478
      @anam4478 3 года назад +3

      Boiz we gon have to keep 911 on speed dial now

  • @mikoblushy
    @mikoblushy 3 года назад +2739

    Wilbur: "Bow to your leviathan!"
    Satan himself: *ME PERDONAS*

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 3 года назад +8

      Claim ur ticket for the next gen rickroll bross congrats EEEEEEE
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 3 года назад +3

      @Figure8 Studios its kombatroll. A hermitcraft cult

    • @el_sebaspiolaxd4512
      @el_sebaspiolaxd4512 3 года назад +7

      Te perdono

    • @el_sebaspiolaxd4512
      @el_sebaspiolaxd4512 3 года назад +8

      @@ryanmwpham is a spanish meme , chingada madre wey no mames

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Q0mNDVhuwsQ/видео.html
      lols

  • @skittlez1354
    @skittlez1354 3 года назад +2142

    “I got angry birds”-That hit different

    • @r-171
      @r-171 3 года назад +2

      Why? What happened?

    • @shrekecomment8056
      @shrekecomment8056 3 года назад +8

      @@r-171 lolruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html
      Pesky birds

    • @Bahouudis
      @Bahouudis 3 года назад +24

      Angry birds classic doesn't exist anymore

    • @DropAndTop
      @DropAndTop 3 года назад +1

      Angry birds theme is epic Please go on my channel and comment some constructive criticism on my videos so I can get better and make better videos! By the way if you like my content feel free to subscribe!

    • @Bahouudis
      @Bahouudis 3 года назад +4

      @@DropAndTop man I'm going,could u do too??

  • @isk4681
    @isk4681 2 года назад +49

    “techno blade never dies” rip techno :( hope he’s having fun up there

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 2 года назад +2

      Imagine comparing a non serious video quote to a real life death is disgusting.

    • @mariuszoka4155
      @mariuszoka4155 Год назад +1

      ALL hail king techno

    • @HisNightMareYt
      @HisNightMareYt Год назад +3

      ​@WhatIsMyLif3 bro non serious or not. Techno died and is a serious topic if you think about it, and if you dont like it, then you can simply not comment hate towards the person making the comment. It doesn't matter if this a serious video or not technos death affected everyone and you disrespecting this person tells alot.

    • @ELECTRAINgames
      @ELECTRAINgames 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @stephen8810
    @stephen8810 3 года назад +499

    “And so the children won and the men died, who was the real winner, the milfs” I’m literally crying from laughing so hard

    • @justADeni
      @justADeni 3 года назад +5

      this video is the definition of absolute *C H A O S*

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 3 года назад

      LMAOO

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 3 года назад +3

      @@Mayra9148 ikr ruclips.net/video/w-aHKgdDgSc/видео.html

    • @supersaiyangod1864
      @supersaiyangod1864 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

  • @CTMKD
    @CTMKD 3 года назад +7461

    Officially my favorite Phil quote: "IM CRAFTING A BELT"

  • @JWhisp
    @JWhisp 3 года назад +16120

    New facecam quality on point

  • @F1br1o
    @F1br1o Год назад +16

    "Technoblade never dies"
    "Blood for the blood god"
    Reminds me of simpler times

  • @NoobsailerRBH
    @NoobsailerRBH 3 года назад +2993

    "I'M CRAFTING A BELT!"
    Philza has never been more intimidating!

  • @epicgamer-ue3di
    @epicgamer-ue3di 3 года назад +730

    Tommyinnit: HES IN THE FOCKING TREE
    Me: *vietnam flashbacks*

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 3 года назад +1

      Better watch kombatrollruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @cat-her-ine
    @cat-her-ine 3 года назад +1128

    Me: *clicks video*
    Tommy: "I might be annoying"
    Me: *laughs*

    • @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119
      @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119 3 года назад +1

      *IDIOT:D*
      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @qweenbeety
      @qweenbeety 3 года назад

      Damn, I liked you like minutes ago and made you have 100 likes, but now

    • @gusser9465
      @gusser9465 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0kGIG57K3qU/видео.html

    • @kiarapanda3436
      @kiarapanda3436 3 года назад

      Same that stupid intro gets me every time

    • @yourlocaltangerine
      @yourlocaltangerine 3 года назад

      @@gusser9465 am I getting Rick rolled?

  • @P1nK_ThUndA
    @P1nK_ThUndA Год назад +19

    6:22 Quackity sounded like Quandale Dingel 💀💀

  • @pebbles.in.my.pockets6000
    @pebbles.in.my.pockets6000 3 года назад +1591

    Therapist: Philza with a deep voice isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
    Philza with a deep voice: 7:21

  • @CheeseDBaller
    @CheeseDBaller 3 года назад +533

    "I'm crafting a belt!"
    i felt that sentence.

    • @LuKarrascoBanido
      @LuKarrascoBanido 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ukyC7pu6WmM/видео.html

    • @joyfitz-5926
      @joyfitz-5926 3 года назад +1

      @@LuKarrascoBanido i don't trust that link, there's a period between the u and b in "youtube"

    • @FMazD
      @FMazD 3 года назад

      @@joyfitz-5926 the u and b its normal

    • @FMazD
      @FMazD 3 года назад

      @@joyfitz-5926 ruclips.net/video/wtEEJUh5cGM/видео.html this is this Video link

    • @HhHh-ev2zz
      @HhHh-ev2zz 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Q0mNDVhuwsQ/видео.html
      lols

  • @m4e7
    @m4e7 3 года назад +1627

    “Philza I want a pony for Christmas”
    Phil: **slowly pulls out sniper**

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 года назад +16

    “Technoblade never dies”
    ☝️ *emotional damage*

  • @ionec323
    @ionec323 3 года назад +2880

    “and so the children won, and the men died...who was the real winner...the milfs”
    -tommyinnit 2021. 17:14

    • @vbucksroblox7368
      @vbucksroblox7368 3 года назад +6

      Bobux
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @trexzyY
      @trexzyY 3 года назад +1

      2020-1

    • @Вэрилшер
      @Вэрилшер 3 года назад

      *The - scary story of TOMMY -жвы_* щелллаа
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад

      @@trexzyY ?

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 3 года назад +8

      Day 2 of 2021 and this is already one of the best lines ever. lol

  • @probuilder1944
    @probuilder1944 3 года назад +608

    12:11
    "i aint of scared of covid 19, im scared of 19 democrats!"
    -North Carolina version of Quackity
    edit: i forgot the timestamp so yeah and thanks for the 550 likes

    • @schecidnavarrete3036
      @schecidnavarrete3036 3 года назад +14

      Bruh. I’m from North Carolina. I’ve never been so confused in my life because every teenager here is a Democrat except for me for some reason. But every adult is a Republican. It’s so weird

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +2

      Never gonna kombat you upruclips.net/video/w-aHKgdDgSc/видео.html

    • @internetperson5445
      @internetperson5445 3 года назад +5

      @@schecidnavarrete3036 it's a generational thing

    • @Solidcash2043
      @Solidcash2043 3 года назад

      @@schecidnavarrete3036 idk where you’re at in NC but all the teenagers where I lived were not democrats😂

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 3 года назад

      Don't read my PROFILę PICTURě :)

  • @etherealae9832
    @etherealae9832 3 года назад +614

    "massive philza is going to beat some kids"
    - Tommy, 2021

  • @ZS15_
    @ZS15_ 2 года назад +65

    Quackity couldn’t be more right 2:07

    • @mariuszoka4155
      @mariuszoka4155 Год назад +4

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ALL HAIL TECHNOBLADE

  • @2ooVEVO
    @2ooVEVO 3 года назад +20671

    smol Quackity go brrrrrrr

  • @sofiewofi
    @sofiewofi 3 года назад +207

    QUACKITY RISING OUT OF THE GROUND SAYING "ME PERDONAS" IS EVERYTHING I NEED IN LIFE

  • @suffer3828
    @suffer3828 3 года назад +599

    "You're not a milf, are you?"
    -Tommy to a child

    • @owhueee2737
      @owhueee2737 3 года назад

      *IDIOT:D*
      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @PolarisGD04
      @PolarisGD04 3 года назад +1

      RorandoIsHigh i chocked on a bubbly when he said that

    • @jeuhanlee
      @jeuhanlee 3 года назад +2

      @@owhueee2737 go away

    • @jeuhanlee
      @jeuhanlee 3 года назад +2

      @Test Testy go away

  • @JadeBallard-q2v
    @JadeBallard-q2v 3 месяца назад +10

    Rewatching these bangers and almost choked to death on wills "alright let's fucking work".
    Note to self: never drink while watching mod videos.

  • @Marcus-jz8um
    @Marcus-jz8um 3 года назад +2317

    oh so this is the "attack on titan" everyone is talking about

    • @samyuurai
      @samyuurai 3 года назад +66

      IM SO SORRY BUT I READ YOUR USERNAME AS "MILFY SHADOW" I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES NOW SORRY AAAAAAAAAA

    • @Marcus-jz8um
      @Marcus-jz8um 3 года назад +8

      @@samyuurai lol

    • @scottdean4444
      @scottdean4444 3 года назад +21

      which titan is phil? i think the beast titan

    • @Scp-qs8tr
      @Scp-qs8tr 3 года назад +14

      @@scottdean4444 colossal

    • @Leo000-b7m
      @Leo000-b7m 3 года назад +16

      7:18 SHINGANSHINA HAS BEENN BREACHED

  • @alic03_
    @alic03_ 3 года назад +2299

    BIG Q BEING FUCKING BIG WITH HIS DEEP VOICE WHILE SAYING ME PERDONAS ITS EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO BE HAPPY

  • @evadefromfriday202
    @evadefromfriday202 3 года назад +1873

    "IM CRAFTING A BELT"
    tommy: continuous wheezing

    • @nenaalcantara5080
      @nenaalcantara5080 3 года назад +1

      Youre profile is cute!

    • @0x19
      @0x19 3 года назад +1

      I love the replies

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - TOMMY*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - TOMMY*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - TOMMY*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

  • @lonersdreamworld
    @lonersdreamworld 2 года назад +65

    2:07 this hits so different now :(

    • @mariuszoka4155
      @mariuszoka4155 Год назад +1

      Blood for the blood god all hail king technoblade

  • @krasotabella9675
    @krasotabella9675 3 года назад +1143

    so is anyone gonna talk about how “BOW TO YOUR LEVIATHAN!” Is a RAW as fucking line holy SHIT Wilbur

  • @waveii8615
    @waveii8615 3 года назад +638

    “MASSIVE PHILZAS GONNA GO BEAT SOME KIDS”
    jeez I thought he was supposed to be the comforting parental figure

    • @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119
      @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119 3 года назад +1

      *IDIOT:D*
      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +1

      Better watchruclips.net/video/w-aHKgdDgSc/видео.html

    • @yunomuu
      @yunomuu 3 года назад

      Just a reminder don't click the fucking links

    • @tracy.4712
      @tracy.4712 3 года назад +1

      KIDS NEED DISCIPLINE

  • @TheAPGuru
    @TheAPGuru 3 года назад +2842

    "And so the children won, and the men died."
    "Who was the real winner? The Milfs."
    That's going in the quote book

    • @adriannbinebk7401
      @adriannbinebk7401 3 года назад +96

      "there are 18 milfs in the area of undisclosed proxy" - wilbursoot 2021

    • @jlorreno
      @jlorreno 3 года назад +48

      “You wouldn’t happen to be one of those milfs would you?”

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 3 года назад +5

      @@jlorreno New trend kombatrollruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @lukew.3408
      @lukew.3408 3 года назад +1

      ok

    • @lukew.3408
      @lukew.3408 3 года назад

      ok

  • @MrTPlays1
    @MrTPlays1 2 года назад +14

    2:07 technoblade never dies

  • @H4O4Ti
    @H4O4Ti 3 года назад +3151

    how i describe everyone in this video:
    Tommy: the most distracted
    Phil: the most focused
    Willbur: the most childish
    Quackity: the comedian
    Edit: me perdonas (7/09/2024)

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 года назад +41

      Quackity:
      *ME PERDONAS*

    • @yes-pn8co
      @yes-pn8co 3 года назад +2

      wait was this streamed? if so which was it?

    • @axolotl1677
      @axolotl1677 3 года назад +1

      Like 666

    • @Sunggki
      @Sunggki 3 года назад +4

      Quackity:the annoying mexican

    • @Sunggki
      @Sunggki 3 года назад +1

      @@yes-pn8co it was streamed on twich,and all of them streamed it

  • @obsidianthedread
    @obsidianthedread 3 года назад +13466

    Another episode of "When Wilbur and Quackity are together, Tommyinnit becomes the sane one"

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 3 года назад +331

      TRUE LMAOO

    • @janfranceldelacerna4834
      @janfranceldelacerna4834 3 года назад +165

      FACTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @thatmobi
      @thatmobi 3 года назад +33

      Impossible LOL

    • @yywan7128
      @yywan7128 3 года назад +17

      999th like

    • @crilledgheese4584
      @crilledgheese4584 3 года назад +195

      And phil always has to deal with their bullshit, but he's probably used to it since he's the father of techno, wilbur, and tommy

  • @rinsy8125
    @rinsy8125 3 года назад +1487

    "Tommyinnit has two dead children in his basement"
    *"Jesus christ"*

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +1

      New trend kombatrollruclips.net/video/w-aHKgdDgSc/видео.html

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 3 года назад

      Don't read my PROFILę PICTURě :)

    • @Ab1s-h4x
      @Ab1s-h4x 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ReX1LGZCGqo/видео.html

    • @leafver.4872
      @leafver.4872 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @Stay.148
    @Stay.148 Год назад +33

    Rewatching some nostalgia rn❤

  • @charlottesuzanne5423
    @charlottesuzanne5423 3 года назад +3514

    "Tommyinnit has two dead children in his basement-"
    *"PUNCH 'EM, PHIL"*
    *"DROWN' EM"*

  • @XDFlan
    @XDFlan 3 года назад +3482

    No one:
    Quackity: “we’re going to have to practice our bird language.”

    • @li8ning453
      @li8ning453 3 года назад +33

      Well.. he isn't called *Quack*ity for nothing

    • @rxxlski
      @rxxlski 3 года назад +7

      @@li8ning453 you mean :
      *quack* ity

    • @boozoo8239
      @boozoo8239 3 года назад

      Wilbur: my stumgy hungy

    • @chrisc9526
      @chrisc9526 3 года назад

      I think things god odd from the moment Wilbur said yo bitch

  • @kermiadjamil4090
    @kermiadjamil4090 3 года назад +309

    "Me perdonas"
    - Top 10 famous last word before disaster

  • @makk7109
    @makk7109 Год назад +13

    " technoblade never dies " hits different now
    rip king

  • @micro4175
    @micro4175 3 года назад +1790

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Auto tune mini Wilbur: And i retreat into my shit bucket...

    • @mr.7476
      @mr.7476 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - Tommyinnit*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8398
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8398 3 года назад +1

      My name tho🔥..lollololol

    • @muccinella73
      @muccinella73 3 года назад +4

      No one:
      Not a soul:
      Quackity while growing: "Me perdonas"

    • @vers8253
      @vers8253 3 года назад

      @@mr.7476 Yeah sure, definitely not shameless advertising

  • @bruh-uq2zx
    @bruh-uq2zx 3 года назад +1090

    Phil: colossal titan
    Tommy: normal titan
    Quackity and wil: humans

  • @shanblanca2071
    @shanblanca2071 3 года назад +2695

    “So the children won and the men died, who was the real winner? ✨𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑚 𝑖 𝑙 𝑓 𝑠✨” -Tommyinnit 2021

  • @C0ral-Gr1mes
    @C0ral-Gr1mes 5 месяцев назад +5

    Wilbur and quackity is the best duo I've seen😂

  • @virga7987
    @virga7987 3 года назад +1822

    Tommy: youre not a milf are you?
    everyone: wha- *dies of laughter*

    • @annikaneumann968
      @annikaneumann968 3 года назад

      Did you watch Nicks's stream?
      The Viewers:What happened between u and Wilbur Nihachu
      Nihachu whent from lovley to grisly
      At first Nicki: Jeah bla bla bla la la la👌😁
      After that question Nickie: WE ARE FINE! THAT IS PRIVATE! NOTHING HAPPEND! WE WOULDN'T TELL YOU! STOP ASKING!😤😡
      The terrified viewers: I'm sorry I'm sorry pls don't hurt me!😰

    • @NO-hx1tm
      @NO-hx1tm 3 года назад +3

      8:17

    • @IgrisDeez
      @IgrisDeez 3 года назад +2

      Yeah we know its in the video

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - TOMMY*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - TOMMY*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

  • @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
    @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 3 года назад +558

    6:45
    “I heard you were talking about women!”
    *takes out stone hatchet, quickly approaching the two children*

  • @trbld5219
    @trbld5219 3 года назад +351

    Short boi Wilbur: "I've had it up to here with you!"

  • @ultimatefreakform
    @ultimatefreakform 2 года назад +13

    " *Technoblade Never Dies* " -Quakity

  • @pogchimp2810
    @pogchimp2810 3 года назад +666

    “Tommyinnit has two dead children in his basement.”
    Well that happened

    • @RealCosmicDarkrai
      @RealCosmicDarkrai 3 года назад +2

      @Test Testy stop trying to get views.

    • @JaneD127
      @JaneD127 3 года назад +1

      @Test Testy stop

    • @owhueee2737
      @owhueee2737 3 года назад

      *IDIOT:D*
      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @xelliox9713
      @xelliox9713 3 года назад

      @Test Testy 😐

    • @theundeadbanana8645
      @theundeadbanana8645 3 года назад

      Wait are you saying people don't have dead children in their basement all the time?

  • @iheavilyregret6799
    @iheavilyregret6799 3 года назад +302

    Video start: *Wholesome Wilbur and Quackity*
    The rest of the video:
    *massive philza disciplines children*

  • @AnimalAcademy1
    @AnimalAcademy1 3 года назад +1142

    Wilbur: "We've had it up to here with you!-"
    **Them being two inches high**

    • @ChoaiDode
      @ChoaiDode 3 года назад +5

      Someone stole your comment

  • @spafieman-wq3bh
    @spafieman-wq3bh 3 месяца назад +8

    Hearing quackity say technoblade never dies, even tho hes not sayin anythin serious, it just activates feelins u know?

  • @ashl3yy_7
    @ashl3yy_7 3 года назад +390

    11:03
    Tommy: how are you today Quackity?
    Quackity: am a bad bitch

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 года назад +3

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16🤍

    • @theoneandonly-1331
      @theoneandonly-1331 2 года назад +2

      @@oliviagrace6914 w h y

    • @amog_us496
      @amog_us496 Год назад +2

      @@oliviagrace6914 I'm a bad bitch

  • @gravityknows
    @gravityknows 3 года назад +462

    "Where's Phil?"
    *Attack On Titan OP starts playing*

    • @unnecessaryuserlol3362
      @unnecessaryuserlol3362 3 года назад +14

      *They missed the opportunity to build a wall in front of them*

    • @wowimstillalive5878
      @wowimstillalive5878 3 года назад +8

      YES THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN BIG Q CAME OUT TOO LMAO

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng 3 года назад +1

      ITS A SPIDGET SPINNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @itsedwiin
    @itsedwiin 9 месяцев назад +82

    Anyone in 2024 watching this? I cant believe this was 3 years ago...

  • @yaboirevived
    @yaboirevived 3 года назад +5941

    Real talk: I just like his editing style, how he switches povs

    • @blurryface43
      @blurryface43 3 года назад +46

      Anybody know who his editor is?

    • @ajg8140
      @ajg8140 3 года назад +52

      @@blurryface43 check the description

    • @blurryface43
      @blurryface43 3 года назад +30

      @@ajg8140 im an idiot
      thanks :)

    • @ajg8140
      @ajg8140 3 года назад +19

      @@blurryface43 lol it's fine :)

    • @pigeoncat3786
      @pigeoncat3786 3 года назад +45

      Same, I also like the text because youtube captions are shit

  • @ainsley1414
    @ainsley1414 3 года назад +8038

    Alternative title: “Tommy learns what it’s like to have younger siblings”
    Edit: damn that’s a lot of likes 😳

  • @krystall8255
    @krystall8255 3 года назад +833

    "IM CRAFTING A BELT"
    -philza 2021

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 3 года назад +13

      2021 yea I forgot about that

    • @krystall8255
      @krystall8255 3 года назад +5

      @@aidanarmaggeddon same im very used to writing 2020

    • @mr.7476
      @mr.7476 3 года назад

      *NEW SONG from - Tommyinnit*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @blugafluga445
      @blugafluga445 3 года назад

      Eight trigrams 64 belts bitch

  • @SoIarDrift
    @SoIarDrift 2 года назад +18

    12:55 earth to Wilbur: Blazes do melee damage

  • @AddyYT
    @AddyYT 3 года назад +319

    “Philza, shit on them”
    -Tommyinnit, 2021

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +2

      Next gen rickroll
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JqniE6t5YdE/видео.html oshoxkkvi

    • @DropAndTop
      @DropAndTop 3 года назад

      That’s going in the quote book Please go on my channel and comment some constructive criticism on my videos so I can get better and make better videos! By the way if you like my content feel free to subscribe!

  • @etherealae9832
    @etherealae9832 3 года назад +383

    "Tommy has 2 dead children in his basement"
    -quakity,2021

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jN-ZRFTKBNk/видео.html

    • @qtityxd6911
      @qtityxd6911 3 года назад +3

      2021 hits different

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 3 года назад +2

      @@qtityxd6911 need kombatroll ruclips.net/video/w-aHKgdDgSc/видео.html

  • @shaissillygoofy
    @shaissillygoofy 3 года назад +528

    1:46 :
    philza : "kids need disciplining."
    tommy : "MASSIVE PHILZA'S GONNA
    BEAT
    SOME
    *KIDS* "

    • @Jk-hm8pb
      @Jk-hm8pb 3 года назад +37

      "IM CRAFTING A BELT"

    • @pokeblue596
      @pokeblue596 3 года назад +16

      *Tommy Fucking Dies*

    • @mynameissimp850
      @mynameissimp850 3 года назад +6

      "loook at him Jogging he only loses weight"

    • @habibi.1551
      @habibi.1551 3 года назад +7

      “Are you that twitch streamer?”
      “A-are you-”
      “yeah I'm that twitch streamer-”
      “I f*cking hate you- Technoblade never dies-
      blood for the blood god-”
      *Hits Quackity*
      *Hits him again with a sword*
      “aHHHH-”

    • @kthmm3890
      @kthmm3890 3 года назад +4

      @@Jk-hm8pb latin moms entered the chat

  • @nathi1825
    @nathi1825 2 года назад +15

    2:03 it’s is true…

  • @aza_cdxvii
    @aza_cdxvii 3 года назад +649

    "I'm crafting a belt."
    -Philza

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 3 года назад +1

      Never gonna kombat you up version
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html