Minecraft's Dragon Morph Mod Is Very Funny

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  • @TommyInnit
    @TommyInnit  3 года назад +72148

    this video was age restricted & deleted but now it's BACK! if you've never seen it before, YOU'RE IN LUCK!!!!!!! if you have then i dont know what to tell you, its still good i suppose

  • @TommyInnit
    @TommyInnit  3 года назад +65318

    i literally can't watch my own video

  • @suzieperry58
    @suzieperry58 3 года назад +12477

    Phil: Actually trying to complete the game
    Everyone else: *Wife*

    • @H20-p8f
      @H20-p8f 3 года назад +32

      Wonder if wil ever his wife

    • @muahmymy
      @muahmymy 3 года назад +29

      BURGER KING-

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 года назад +15

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @looseleafteabutworse
      @looseleafteabutworse 3 года назад +40

      @@technoraver99 I'm a homosexual I cant read

    • @zom27
      @zom27 3 года назад +5

      But the real question here- Is Quackity a real sidehoe-? O.o

  • @OtakuQuest1
    @OtakuQuest1 Год назад +1691

    To sum it up
    Philza : his usual self trying to beat the game
    Tommy : laughing his ass off
    Big Q : Chatting about random shit
    Wilbur : *M Y F U C K I N G W I F E*

  • @jvnuggets4511
    @jvnuggets4511 3 года назад +7450

    Tommy: Trying to not die
    Quackity: Fast food and booty shorts
    Philza: Trying to beat the game
    Wilbur: Wife

    • @love4obanai67
      @love4obanai67 3 года назад +48

      Perfect summary

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +15

      Keith

    • @czajnik_10
      @czajnik_10 3 года назад +21

      Wife is his Life

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +10

      Keith

    • @rexbii9685
      @rexbii9685 3 года назад +6

      That's pretty much what everyone of these videos are and I love it

  • @ionec323
    @ionec323 3 года назад +2608

    everyone: playing the game
    quackity: dying every 5 seconds

    • @mr.7476
      @mr.7476 3 года назад

      *TOMMY!! NOOO*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @jensenkohler57
      @jensenkohler57 3 года назад +11

      Doesn't he always

    • @alenationph
      @alenationph 3 года назад +3

      @@mr.7476 stfu

    • @rubbishyearsago
      @rubbishyearsago 3 года назад

      I GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES :OOOOOOOOO

    • @rubbishyearsago
      @rubbishyearsago 3 года назад +1

      I GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES :OOOOOOOOO

  • @SAD_istfied
    @SAD_istfied 3 года назад +53958

    Another episode of dad having to deal with his children wanting a wife

  • @ilevii2613
    @ilevii2613 2 года назад +529

    14:40 Imagine what Wilbursoot saying is actually based on his real-life experience and we just laugh at him without knowing that it was real.

    • @Eraser.r
      @Eraser.r Год назад +23

      It seemed to personal for that to not be the truth.

    • @vladivascanu108
      @vladivascanu108 8 месяцев назад +51

      Well this aged surprisingly well

    • @jackgaming7317
      @jackgaming7317 8 месяцев назад

      Wait why so​@@vladivascanu108

    • @OlivrThPotat0
      @OlivrThPotat0 8 месяцев назад +23

      How the turn tables

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 8 месяцев назад +22

      This aged well didn’t it

  • @islay3616
    @islay3616 3 года назад +4762

    tommy: why don’t I have a girlfriend?
    *2 minutes later*
    tommy: most women i meet fall in love with me but i don’t fall in love with them that’s how i stay *RELEVANT*

    • @xxbennyboygamerxx
      @xxbennyboygamerxx 3 года назад +42

      key word: most

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад +21

      No girlfriend, stay relevant

    • @dominos6689
      @dominos6689 3 года назад +1

      A

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 3 года назад +1

      @@xxbennyboygamerxx that means a lot

    • @yorambo2857
      @yorambo2857 3 года назад +4

      To the person reading this comment
      You are awesome & hope you are safe😁
      My dream is to hit 5k any help is much appreciated

  • @moth3836
    @moth3836 3 года назад +2081

    Damn Keith’s wife hated him so much that she just refused to exist anymore.

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 3 года назад +9

      Moth reminds me of Keith from left 4 dead 2 in Ellis stories, so this wctually might be canon just knowing Keith

    • @Jauntyfr
      @Jauntyfr 3 года назад +3

      . Approves this comment

    • @zapper354
      @zapper354 3 года назад +2

      Them dying was innevitable

    • @yumeyumedi
      @yumeyumedi 3 года назад +1

      this is so sad help

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/bQ0JnxdEyFc/видео.html mcichajkao

  • @selahmay8871
    @selahmay8871 3 года назад +2165

    Everybody talking about Wilburs hot fvcking wife in the cave:
    Quackity: c a m p f i r e s o n g s
    *Hes been lost for 10 minutes*

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 3 года назад +9

      baconator 2 for 1

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +5

      Keith

    • @Ender_Spy
      @Ender_Spy 3 года назад +9

      I would buy more Burger King if they gave me more coupons

    • @SolevrenArt
      @SolevrenArt 3 года назад +4

      what im confused about is how did the dragon go through the portal

    • @Ender_Spy
      @Ender_Spy 3 года назад +3

      They might have TP him in

  • @KIMPIE22
    @KIMPIE22 9 месяцев назад +59

    I miss this old vids man, but I gotta accept that people change and now Tommy and everybody is now growing up 😭

  • @RubM2009
    @RubM2009 3 года назад +5823

    I love how Quackity spent the whole video trying to get back to his friends and every time he was unsuccessful

  • @shoshanaloomer
    @shoshanaloomer 3 года назад +3054

    PHILZA is always trying to beat the game while everyone else is messing around

    • @mr.7476
      @mr.7476 3 года назад +1

      *TOMMY!! NOOO*
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/1Pba0Sa0ft0/видео.html

    • @EirreilNylloGLopez
      @EirreilNylloGLopez 3 года назад +8

      @@mr.7476 thats random russian stuff bruhhh

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 года назад +7

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @randomnameiuse34
      @randomnameiuse34 3 года назад +3

      @@technoraver99 ok?

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 3 года назад +4

      @@technoraver99 no

  • @coldmacaroni2829
    @coldmacaroni2829 3 года назад +4798

    Me, everytime i go to school:
    hm. Yes. Hm. I'm learning a lot here. Hm. Yes. Quite. Hm. Yes I agree. Hm. Yes. Quite. Hm. Peculiar. Uh curious. Curious. Splendid. Hm.

    • @tylerfield6570
      @tylerfield6570 3 года назад +11

      hio

    • @klown2865
      @klown2865 3 года назад +36

      LITERALLY AHAHHAA

    • @alicenotangel1923
      @alicenotangel1923 3 года назад +12

      yep thats true seems about right

    • @Banknot
      @Banknot 3 года назад +54

      7:24 if someone asks for a timestamp :D!
      Also SOOO TRUE YES

    • @yorambo2857
      @yorambo2857 3 года назад +8

      To the person reading this comment
      You are awesome & hope you are safe😁
      My dream is to hit 5k any help is much appreciated

  • @Thalina_
    @Thalina_ 2 года назад +196

    Quackity falling farther into insanity as the video continues is so amazing

  • @biscuit9220
    @biscuit9220 3 года назад +2015

    Tommy: "This is the most funniest Minecraft video ever..."
    Also Tommy: _"There is another"_

  • @skidooqt
    @skidooqt 3 года назад +2051

    "PHILZA MINECRAFT?"
    _proceeds to destroy an entire city_

    • @Jauntyfr
      @Jauntyfr 3 года назад +3

      . Approves this comment

    • @soxie4178
      @soxie4178 3 года назад +6

      @Crookie not self advertise?

    • @outspade
      @outspade 3 года назад +4

      3:00

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 3 года назад

      @@outspade lolruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @Dogmeat5010
      @Dogmeat5010 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/N4OutUp4I38/видео.html TOMMY AND DREAM'S SISTER ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP! WTF!

  • @purplevictorywolf3579
    @purplevictorywolf3579 3 года назад +4383

    Wilbur: *does a whole monologue about why he’s grown distant with his wife*
    Quackity: “I’m young and sexy get f*cked!” 😂

    • @jerman03
      @jerman03 3 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @Unox66x
      @Unox66x 3 года назад +9

      That’s why this was age restricted

    • @Stacey0000
      @Stacey0000 3 года назад +3

      @@Unox66x YEP COZ QUACKITY XD

    • @viken1191
      @viken1191 3 года назад +1

      @Michael Turk did quackity stream when they made this vid?

    • @viken1191
      @viken1191 3 года назад +1

      @@jerman03 did quackity stream when they made this vid?

  • @mrpoparq
    @mrpoparq 2 года назад +1046

    Tommy took the dragon’s advice, now he has a girlfriend.

    • @N.E.R.D._YT
      @N.E.R.D._YT Год назад +18

      literally

    • @Technoayyyy
      @Technoayyyy Год назад +8

      And Her name is Molly

    • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
      @Cole_Is_A_Mole 11 месяцев назад +2

      Oh cool. 700th like

    • @joshuam-vn9rd
      @joshuam-vn9rd 5 месяцев назад +2

      I dont think he followed all of the dragons advice

    • @zfudge9721
      @zfudge9721 2 месяца назад

      He forgot the most important part from the dragon's advice, to bite his girlfriend.

  • @taboo_q
    @taboo_q 3 года назад +2059

    Alternative title: Wilbur killing Big Q for 22 minutes and 20 seconds straight.

    • @xylophonelive141
      @xylophonelive141 3 года назад +12

      Correction: 22 minutes and 20 seconds straight

    • @taboo_q
      @taboo_q 3 года назад +16

      @@xylophonelive141 ah of course, a silly mistake on my part

    • @Flowervr.offical
      @Flowervr.offical 3 года назад +5

      And big Q be on drugs maybe

    • @1-800-CHRISSY
      @1-800-CHRISSY 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @CinnamonrollOfficials
      @CinnamonrollOfficials 3 года назад +2

      @@Flowervr.offical **burger king, Burger King**

  • @bigfrog2070
    @bigfrog2070 3 года назад +1741

    enderdragbur: *casually destroys a sacred underground temple*
    “What’s all this then?”

    • @chikkinator
      @chikkinator 3 года назад +17

      keith*

    • @Zara-fc8xq
      @Zara-fc8xq 3 года назад +2

      Such a british response from wilbur tho

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 3 года назад

      @@Zara-fc8xq canadian 🇨🇦ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @hopeworld9544
    @hopeworld9544 3 года назад +1628

    "This is the most British dragon I've ever met"
    Tommyinnit

  • @derpduck99
    @derpduck99 2 года назад +83

    20:51 Bro Phil's so good at the game he found out how to stack axes up to 62 in his hotbar

    • @Rue_gacha
      @Rue_gacha 4 месяца назад +2

      How tf did you notice that 😭

  • @kawaiibeach560
    @kawaiibeach560 3 года назад +1839

    Tommyinnit: Why dont i have a girlfriend?
    Also Tommyinnit: All the woman fall in love with ME but I don’t love THEM

    • @colddekstar
      @colddekstar 3 года назад +5

      Is that not how you get a girlfriend?

    • @luckyy.reinelle
      @luckyy.reinelle 3 года назад +9

      tommy literally has simps and he just: "wHy dOnt i hAve a giRl FriEnD?"

    • @unicorngamer3111
      @unicorngamer3111 3 года назад

      My bff literary loves tommy a lot like she has a big fat crush on him and like i want to ask tommy to pls answer me on instagram so i could ask if he wanted to be friends with us? TvT

    • @colddekstar
      @colddekstar 3 года назад +2

      @@unicorngamer3111 I also love literary Tommy

  • @Youtooz
    @Youtooz 3 года назад +14145

    very funny

  • @bluedyedglow
    @bluedyedglow 3 года назад +2724

    “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”
    -Tommyinnit, 2020
    “Dragon, kill jesus.”
    -Tommyinnit, 2021

    • @reliqua
      @reliqua 3 года назад +22

      "i love women, they're so poggers"
      -tommyinnit, 2021

    • @happyheatfan8150
      @happyheatfan8150 3 года назад +6

      @@reliqua if his mom find this

    • @shittttttt8016
      @shittttttt8016 3 года назад +3

      @@happyheatfan8150 I would be proud

    • @happyheatfan8150
      @happyheatfan8150 3 года назад +2

      @@shittttttt8016 hahahaha

    • @mowgli8869
      @mowgli8869 3 года назад +2

      shush

  • @samstrom8796
    @samstrom8796 2 года назад +57

    Quackity is just the chaos of this video and I live for it, he’s in his own world man😭

  • @emtol8911
    @emtol8911 3 года назад +3902

    Basically the video:
    Quackity: *sexy noises*
    Wilbur: *lonely noises*
    Tommy: *dying of laughter noises*
    Phil: *annoyed dad noises*

    • @lizzie8509
      @lizzie8509 3 года назад +37

      Quackty is a friend of schlat who warned him of sleepy boys but he went in for it

    • @WolfieTown
      @WolfieTown 3 года назад +9

      I'm Wilbur

    • @lizzie8509
      @lizzie8509 3 года назад +6

      Totally Wilber

    • @pats10
      @pats10 3 года назад +2

      m.ruclips.net/video/4jDpsCXycjU/видео.html

    • @13mamala
      @13mamala 3 года назад +5

      @@pats10 oh ok, no

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 3 года назад +2737

    Tommy: "This is the most funniest Minecraft video Ever"
    Also Tommy: *_There is another_*

  • @Cha3.yullll
    @Cha3.yullll 3 года назад +2129

    my favorite parts are when big q is just talking to himself

  • @shreyansen3178
    @shreyansen3178 2 года назад +84

    18:08 the villagers reaction was so accurate

  • @bowie2579
    @bowie2579 3 года назад +4088

    Alternative tittle:
    *Philza protects his yongest child while babysitting neighbors kid*

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +29

      Keith

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад +86

      The neighbors kids seem like they've been on crack. that is pog

    • @theprotagonist9007
      @theprotagonist9007 3 года назад +21

      While keith tries to find his wife

    • @UrMom-zo2xx
      @UrMom-zo2xx 3 года назад +3

      Keith

    • @TemporalWarrior
      @TemporalWarrior 3 года назад +3

      Ft:Keith Smith the dragon and My FuCking WiFe Smith the dragon

  • @flum6206
    @flum6206 3 года назад +1250

    "do you Have Diamonds" "No, but Philza does." *Literally has two sets of diamond horse armor.*

    • @Pro112of
      @Pro112of 3 года назад +27

      Did you forget to mention that philza has literally got 62 Diamond axes

    • @stickmanreaper4628
      @stickmanreaper4628 3 года назад +3

      I don't think that is considered as having diamonds

    • @proudpackofpringles6009
      @proudpackofpringles6009 3 года назад

      @WONG WEI SI Moe whats the music in that timeframe?

  • @Luc6404
    @Luc6404 3 года назад +3412

    I'm so glad this is back.

  • @Shadow_Sprinbonnie
    @Shadow_Sprinbonnie Год назад +37

    19:46
    The way Philza talked about Keith's name and how bland it is, then denying it is so good!

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. 3 года назад +3318

    Tommy: being a chaotic child
    Philza: just trying to complete the game
    Wilbur and Quackity: *W I F E*

  • @oliverboii7034
    @oliverboii7034 3 года назад +6757

    The concept of quackity just talking to himself about burger king coupons is so funny

    • @blobbyfish897
      @blobbyfish897 3 года назад +60

      Um he is the burger king crown man 😉😉

    • @MyNameIs_Dragon
      @MyNameIs_Dragon 3 года назад +134

      Quackity is an unstoppable machine of out of context clips

    • @no_oneisno_one2449
      @no_oneisno_one2449 3 года назад +33

      And also him saying the F word whenever he died

    • @mychemicalimbalance_
      @mychemicalimbalance_ 3 года назад +21

      He was just in his own world and I was laughing so hard

    • @olivercui6104
      @olivercui6104 3 года назад +3

      Imposter

  • @OTR0412
    @OTR0412 3 года назад +4921

    RUclips: this video has been age restricted and deleted
    Cause: *Quackity*

  • @mariannieerikag.pesares6182
    @mariannieerikag.pesares6182 Год назад +41

    The editor while editing 4:41 Quackity's POV is so funny 😭😭 the "?????????" got me

  • @brookea2304
    @brookea2304 3 года назад +2965

    philza is like the kid in the group doing a school project that does all the work and the rest of his group doesnt do anything

    • @freeplex589
      @freeplex589 3 года назад +12

      yeah seems you're definitely rest of his group just by this comment

    • @oatsino4449
      @oatsino4449 3 года назад +49

      then tommy is the kid who tries his best but ends up failing 😭

    • @freeplex589
      @freeplex589 3 года назад +1

      @Luke Holteryou got a problem

    • @babajimobile48
      @babajimobile48 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @freeplex589
      @freeplex589 3 года назад +2

      @@babajimobile48 ok

  • @Ayundaru
    @Ayundaru 3 года назад +21945

    "what's that?"
    Quackity: "AHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @thebaconator9097
    @thebaconator9097 Год назад +36

    2:56 easily one of the best parts of the video

  • @enderdragon9638
    @enderdragon9638 3 года назад +1477

    Wilbur- “Tommy were is my wife “
    Tommy- “ sh*t he has a wife fu*k”

  • @amethystaria6783
    @amethystaria6783 3 года назад +525

    I like how Wilbur, Tommy, and Quackity just mess around during all of these mods and Phil is just actually trying to beat the game.

    • @koryunee
      @koryunee 3 года назад +8

      Phil is the only saviour for em all

    • @lenoob1937
      @lenoob1937 3 года назад +16

      Tommy tries to help Phil but gets sidetracked

    • @V.ixussy
      @V.ixussy 3 года назад +1

      True :)

  • @ToiletExploded
    @ToiletExploded 3 года назад +2328

    Quackity and Wilbur is basically an aggressive couple's therapy session

    • @deku1249
      @deku1249 3 года назад +17

      True

    • @Tochiee.
      @Tochiee. 3 года назад +16

      You mean 90 days fiancé

    • @expertepoxy
      @expertepoxy 3 года назад +8

      I watched this when Tommy has 8.58 mil lol

  • @TrashBunnysChannel
    @TrashBunnysChannel 2 года назад +27

    Wilbur and Quackity having the weirdest Enemies to lovers story XD

    • @clubpankake
      @clubpankake Год назад +2

      More like enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies

  • @theirishbreese7967
    @theirishbreese7967 3 года назад +8473

    “Hey, dragon”
    “Hello, TommyInnit”
    “OH - your balls have dropped”

    • @bunbungirls6555
      @bunbungirls6555 3 года назад +22

      WE DOXED TOMMY LMAO

    • @Ashraf7I7
      @Ashraf7I7 3 года назад +23

      That's what she said

    • @kurommigal
      @kurommigal 3 года назад +74

      @@bunbungirls6555 what ?-

    • @langaooi
      @langaooi 3 года назад +62

      @@bunbungirls6555..... stfu please

    • @Ashraf7I7
      @Ashraf7I7 3 года назад +92

      @@kurommigal It's a spammer, they spam to get attention because they never got it from their parents just ignore them

  • @mahantheshprasad6629
    @mahantheshprasad6629 3 года назад +2296

    This video contains a 16year old who is considered as underaged
    *BUT* this video is Age-Restricted
    This Doesn't make any sense

    • @slava489
      @slava489 3 года назад +31

      he’s the creator not a viewer everything’s fine

    • @ebba3665
      @ebba3665 3 года назад +18

      im gonna like it even tho i cant fucking watch it : )

    • @sophieslifecaptured
      @sophieslifecaptured 3 года назад +5

      ikr i can't watch it ToT

    • @sophieslifecaptured
      @sophieslifecaptured 3 года назад +2

      @@ebba3665 same lol

    • @Orangella
      @Orangella 3 года назад +3

      I’m so sad I can’t watch it

  • @potatochips9284
    @potatochips9284 3 года назад +1528

    “I miss my wife.”
    ~some british dragon

    • @keithettesmith9844
      @keithettesmith9844 3 года назад +28

      I don’t miss him 💅

    • @potatochips9284
      @potatochips9284 3 года назад +16

      @@keithettesmith9844 Geez. Gonna have to break the news to Keith, why’d you leave em in the end anyways?

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 3 года назад +8

      @@keithettesmith9844
      Good news: He got exploded and turned into a man named Wilbur. Keith no longer exists.

    • @keithettesmith9844
      @keithettesmith9844 3 года назад +12

      @@DoubleBoost23 so I’ve been dating a human-

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 3 года назад +7

      @@keithettesmith9844
      No, it seems Wilbur temporarily fused with Keith when Keith went to try and find you. Then Keith got exploded and Wilbur is free now.
      Then again, considering Wilbur's messed up family tree, I wouldn't be surprised if Keith was a split personality in which he actually morphed into an Ender Dragon.

  • @okki-dokki7551
    @okki-dokki7551 2 года назад +31

    6:12
    ...now I understand that fanfiction

  • @Mira-yo6fw
    @Mira-yo6fw 3 года назад +1177

    Can you imagine Tommy's parents hearing him say "I want booty shorts"

    • @storm._theweirdo4262
      @storm._theweirdo4262 3 года назад +22

      They’d be concerned as helllll

    • @peternrdstrm
      @peternrdstrm 3 года назад +14

      That's not the most questionable thing his parents have heared him say

    • @storm._theweirdo4262
      @storm._theweirdo4262 3 года назад +1

      @@peternrdstrm Right Lol! P.S. replying to u at 3:00 A.M.

  • @restinpeacepele
    @restinpeacepele 3 года назад +1801

    "My name is dragon"
    "My name is dragzo"
    "My name is keith"

  • @qaizareasonkitshahfaizshah3224
    @qaizareasonkitshahfaizshah3224 3 года назад +1051

    “You know i slept with cho’ wife” Famous last words

    • @alwx4
      @alwx4 3 года назад +3

      the best line ever

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +3

      Keith

    • @Dogmeat5010
      @Dogmeat5010 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/N4OutUp4I38/видео.html TOMMY AND DREAM'S SISTER ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP! WTF!

    • @companybell6733
      @companybell6733 3 года назад

      XD I laughed so hard at that and still am

  • @gfxwzi
    @gfxwzi Год назад +30

    Wilbur just starts talking about his issues with his wife and quackity listens and looks sympathetic but then quickly just changes his personality and goes “I will fuck you wife.” It’s always so funny watching these videos

  • @LimeonCandy
    @LimeonCandy 3 года назад +739

    Wilbur: The Roleplayer
    Phil: The Serious One
    Quackity: The Wildcard
    Tommy: The one trying to fit in

    • @TheYconic
      @TheYconic 3 года назад +12

      Tommy is the Protagonist that is insecure

    • @clysdde2
      @clysdde2 3 года назад +3

      @@spesq la chona

    • @BluTheHHH
      @BluTheHHH 3 года назад +1

      Tommy: *the child*

    • @thatoneweeb554
      @thatoneweeb554 3 года назад +1

      If Quackity was to play dnd he would be the bard no question

    • @plumsmile3571
      @plumsmile3571 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @MLGLOL80
    @MLGLOL80 3 года назад +17677

    When all of them play together it's the perfect video to laugh at 😂

  • @yuxinzou3759
    @yuxinzou3759 3 года назад +1696

    Tommy: "I could do with a pat on the back rn"
    *Phil pats him on the back
    Tommy: *dies

    • @speedytommy1733
      @speedytommy1733 3 года назад +10

      @SHOOTER GAMER no one cares

    • @Joey-hs1lh
      @Joey-hs1lh 3 года назад +4

      @SHOOTER GAMER self promoter

    • @Everettpurcelleverett
      @Everettpurcelleverett 3 года назад

      How many subs will this comment get me
      current 12

    • @makiyoxue
      @makiyoxue 3 года назад

      @@Everettpurcelleverett no the current is 13

    • @makiyoxue
      @makiyoxue 3 года назад

      @@Everettpurcelleverett not 12

  • @BlitzWitDaRitz
    @BlitzWitDaRitz 5 месяцев назад +141

    The fact Wilbur said “Don’t come close to my mouth I will simply eat you” Is ironic nowadays

    • @Skymeg3-13
      @Skymeg3-13 5 месяцев назад +8

      oh jeez

    • @enderfries6213
      @enderfries6213 4 месяца назад +2

      I dont understand

    • @gen1136
      @gen1136 4 месяца назад +14

      @@enderfries6213 wilburs ex-girlfriend, shelby , came out and revealed that wilbur was really abusive in their relationship, with one specific example being him biting her

    • @enderfries6213
      @enderfries6213 4 месяца назад +3

      @@gen1136 what? biting as in the playful way or in a fight?

    • @novalox6804
      @novalox6804 4 месяца назад +4

      @@enderfries6213 see thats the thing its pretty weird. Biting in a playful way that ended up being playful.

  • @sureindubitably3771
    @sureindubitably3771 3 года назад +2333

    "This is the most British dragon i've ever met"
    -Tommyinnit

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 года назад +4

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8398
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8398 3 года назад +1

      My name says it all lolol

    • @makeamericansandwichagain5838
      @makeamericansandwichagain5838 3 года назад

      *ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html*

    • @ItzChocolateChipz
      @ItzChocolateChipz 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @dontreadmypfp5953
      @dontreadmypfp5953 3 года назад +1

      Don't read myNamè

  • @boi5738
    @boi5738 3 года назад +1358

    School projects be like:
    Phil: the kid who does everything
    Tommy: the one who only screams
    Quackity: the kid who goofs around
    Wilbur: *the teacher*

    • @wooden49
      @wooden49 3 года назад +51

      *Teacher that bully all students in the school

    • @qweenbeety
      @qweenbeety 3 года назад +9

      @@wooden49 oh god-

    • @Speckaboo
      @Speckaboo 3 года назад +39

      ah yes, I remember when my teacher used to hunt us down and begged us to find his wife during our group projects

    • @qweenbeety
      @qweenbeety 3 года назад +4

      I guess that will have many likes, so I’ll just say, that I’m here at 122 likes

    • @cranberryable9690
      @cranberryable9690 3 года назад

      I feel like this says alot about the school system lol

  • @feliciaeriksson6579
    @feliciaeriksson6579 3 года назад +1934

    21:05
    Keith(or wilbur): *Does a speech in extremly deep voice about how hes going to kill them for trying to kill his wife*
    Keith: QUACKITY
    Quackity: `Ello
    That part had me dying
    Edit: Just saw my spelling mistake and fixed it:) Thanks for letting me know yall

  • @Slightly_deluded
    @Slightly_deluded Год назад +17

    Tommy and philza: beating the game
    Quackity and Wilbur: W I F E T H E R A P Y😊

  • @staryty_22
    @staryty_22 3 года назад +499

    The Dragon's speech on why his wife hates him is so oddly specific...

    • @vaz8254
      @vaz8254 3 года назад +2

      69 likes cant ruin this...

    • @vaz8254
      @vaz8254 3 года назад +2

      SHIT 93 LIKES NOOO

    • @BadaBelph
      @BadaBelph 3 года назад +3

      Let us fuse Wilbur Soot's Your New Boyfriend's lyrics with Keith's speech and create lore for The Dragon and his Displeased Wife.

  • @hinatashoyo5142
    @hinatashoyo5142 3 года назад +2424

    Tommy: Hey guys x2
    Villager: Huh?
    Tommy: Whats a condom?
    *Villager looks at him*
    Villager: *SIGH*

    • @Theyfwbailey
      @Theyfwbailey 3 года назад +98

      Bet he was thinking “Ohhh he’s such a fucking child

    • @DarkAngel-po3kn
      @DarkAngel-po3kn 3 года назад +22

      Seems right

  • @Yes-hw6ww
    @Yes-hw6ww 3 года назад +1279

    Tommy: starts dying
    Wilbur: don’t come near my mouth. I will simply *eat you.*

    • @blockybacon9636
      @blockybacon9636 3 года назад +3

      231 likes no replies lmao wtf

    • @callumhowe3827
      @callumhowe3827 3 года назад +4

      Tommy: starts dying
      Wilbur: don't come near my mouth I will simply vore you

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +1

      @@callumhowe3827
      oh god fucking dammit

  • @potäter-i5c
    @potäter-i5c 2 года назад +34

    5:02 quackity NPC dialogue

  • @Loeka-vnhv
    @Loeka-vnhv 3 года назад +1729

    "You can't have seggs with a horse!" me in school: learning how the minotaur was made...

    • @a_brightlight
      @a_brightlight 3 года назад +28

      Hercules mulligan be like 👁👄👁

    • @thousand7480
      @thousand7480 3 года назад +9

      @Brooklynn Nelms dont remind me

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 3 года назад +8

      @@a_brightlight LMAI

    • @quicksilver1646
      @quicksilver1646 3 года назад +6

      Wasn’t that a cow?

    • @Ferril21
      @Ferril21 3 года назад +11

      @@quicksilver1646 Yeah, but the OP maybe refferenced the fact, that Minotaur was born to queen Pásifaé, beause she fucked a bull. That, or the OP confused Minotaur with Centaur

  • @4orbes849
    @4orbes849 3 года назад +460

    Wilbur: destroying everything and hating quackity
    Philza: trying to actully get progress
    Tommy: in the middle
    Quackity: being weird and having a strong opinion on Burger King

    • @qaurito8081
      @qaurito8081 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @amongg5973
      @amongg5973 3 года назад +2

      *Keith

    • @DoxToDox
      @DoxToDox 3 года назад

      This stream is canon now. Lol

    • @DoxToDox
      @DoxToDox 3 года назад

      @Canadian Buzz you Fool. I've narrowed down the RUclips link and confirmed that it's a mortal Kombat video

    • @Jauntyfr
      @Jauntyfr 3 года назад

      .

  • @nga12567
    @nga12567 3 года назад +693

    Fun fact: the song quackity put is what most Spanish parties use when it’s time to dance

  • @unkn0wntheidiot
    @unkn0wntheidiot 2 года назад +12

    I like how Wilbur did a whole monologue and Quackity replyed with 2 sentences.

  • @izzie_kittyrex
    @izzie_kittyrex 3 года назад +1819

    Wilbur: pours his heart out about his wife for 2 minutes.
    Quackity: Ok imma go hang with her now bye.

    • @LaraGroll
      @LaraGroll 3 года назад +52

      It's honestly impressive and concerning that Wilbur came up with that on the fly xD

    • @alodiekay
      @alodiekay 3 года назад +9

      Bang*

  • @pixelized_cloudz7802
    @pixelized_cloudz7802 3 года назад +1241

    Quackity just separated from the group and talked to himself while everyone else was causing chaos

  • @Urmom-z3u
    @Urmom-z3u 3 года назад +3742

    Wilbur: where is your friend
    Tommy: I literally don’t know
    Quackity: c-a-m-p-f-I-r-e-

    • @CinnamonrollOfficials
      @CinnamonrollOfficials 3 года назад +15

      Spongebob

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 3 года назад +76

      *A N D I F Y O U D O N T T H I N K W E C A N S I N G I T F A S T E R T H E N Y O U R W R O N G*

    • @Urmom-z3u
      @Urmom-z3u 3 года назад +48

      @@thenutstealer I T W I L L H E L P I F Y O U J U S T S I N G A L O N G

    • @broke449
      @broke449 3 года назад +11

      s-o-n-g song

    • @lieeanrife
      @lieeanrife 3 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @tasibra1533
    @tasibra1533 2 года назад +16

    10:06 My favorite part of the video lol

  • @anshverma3464
    @anshverma3464 3 года назад +2509

    Phil always just goes and actually plays the game while everyone is just being hilarious
    Watch 2:49 to understand

    • @Lixchia08
      @Lixchia08 3 года назад +25

      ong bro he just thinks of every mod just a normal seed server

    • @liminalniko
      @liminalniko 3 года назад +54

      Yep, and honestly it makes it feel a bit funnier when hes just trying to play the game and theyre goofing off

    • @diepvrieskoe1335
      @diepvrieskoe1335 3 года назад +7

      He is litterly the reason they defeat the enderdragon when they play whit a mod.

    • @notmyname74
      @notmyname74 3 года назад +11

      Honestly I appreciate it lmao.. without him the chaos just wouldn't be as funny

    • @mar8124
      @mar8124 3 года назад

      BRO! That is so true 👉🏻👈🏻

  • @x20beats
    @x20beats 3 года назад +338

    I love how when they play together Phil always is peaceful and is just trying to play minecraft while everyone is trying to sell him drugs....

    • @hi-sg5fh
      @hi-sg5fh 3 года назад

      its a rickroll dont click it

  • @LilacLycanvic
    @LilacLycanvic 3 года назад +1915

    Keith, a huge dragon digging out a huge hole in the ground: *what’s all this then?*

    • @mint1578
      @mint1578 3 года назад +10

      No oil?

    • @urdumb007
      @urdumb007 3 года назад +3

      PLEASEEE

    • @mint1578
      @mint1578 3 года назад +2

      Still no oil

    • @wendigo9165
      @wendigo9165 3 года назад +2

      Just checked, still no oil.
      *SO WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT*

    • @mint1578
      @mint1578 3 года назад +1

      *speedrun intensifies*

  • @HexTr0Nq
    @HexTr0Nq Год назад +8

    Wilbur was having a legit emotional moment

  • @pepperthedemon
    @pepperthedemon 3 года назад +1679

    “We’re almost at 5 million!”
    Literally 3 weeks later:
    “We’re almost at 6 million!”

  • @fern1366
    @fern1366 3 года назад +969

    I feel like Wilbur is the worst person to give the abilities of a dragon to, this man is willing to do evil, evil things

    • @hopesworld9850
      @hopesworld9850 3 года назад +63

      *L'manburg explodes in the background*

    • @fireemblemheroescuzynot9625
      @fireemblemheroescuzynot9625 3 года назад +6

      Well actually
      Quackity would be even worse

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 3 года назад +3

      He doesn’t even need TNT to explode L’Manberg this time

    • @neli6426
      @neli6426 3 года назад

      **indeed**

    • @Erzzo
      @Erzzo 3 года назад

      I have been hiding my brown peanut m&m from him

  • @Ash-444x
    @Ash-444x 3 года назад +537

    Tommy: „How many pair’s of pants do you own?“
    Wilbur: „3“
    Quakity from somewhere: „I CAN OFFER YOU SOME BOOTY SHORTS!!“

  • @High2Milo1
    @High2Milo1 Месяц назад +4

    well i think Wilbur was projecting this episode

  • @vidhishah2174
    @vidhishah2174 3 года назад +4000

    Quakity just chatting to himself about how underrated burger King is....its a whole mood and I love it

    • @Delta_rocket
      @Delta_rocket 3 года назад +45

      Quackity is just mood 24-7

    • @Jacksond72
      @Jacksond72 3 года назад +12

      I just got there

    • @crakodile9152
      @crakodile9152 3 года назад +11

      I love burger king

    • @Weakonion
      @Weakonion 3 года назад +10

      BURGER KING IS AWESOME

    • @swagmastuh69
      @swagmastuh69 3 года назад +7

      Burger king is beter than mc donalds

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 года назад +583

    The video in a nutshell: Three boys, one with booty shorts, the other actually being normal, and the last one just got dragged into this situation working together to try and find a reckless Dragon's wife.

  • @capnflamesword
    @capnflamesword 3 года назад +1414

    Me: loves this vid
    RUclips: Bye-bye
    Me: [internal pain]
    Tommy: returns the vid
    Me: [happiness noises]

  • @Xenogeneticon
    @Xenogeneticon 8 месяцев назад +9

    I'm glad they aren't actually very serious about actually beating the game, it would be a lot less funny if they weren't killing each other the whole time

  • @Literalheadphones
    @Literalheadphones 3 года назад +2001

    Me In School: Hm Yes Hm Yes I'm-I'm- I'm Learning A lot Here Hm Yes Quite Hm Yes, I Agree Hm Yes Quite Hm Peculiar Uh Curious Curious Splendid Hm
    edit: Thanks For 2K Likes :D

  • @cantthinkofaname3344
    @cantthinkofaname3344 3 года назад +572

    *"why have I got this in my inventory"*
    **Pulls out bed**
    **Clicks bed**
    **Video ends**

  • @zam5917
    @zam5917 3 года назад +1396

    Phil: playing the video game
    ...
    dragonbur: “PHILZA MINECRAFT”

  • @elysiqn8831
    @elysiqn8831 2 года назад +24

    literally quackity makes anything 10x funnier

  • @kayleigharnold
    @kayleigharnold 3 года назад +2281

    Quackitys camera and Tommy’s camera is like HD vs 4K

    • @XLGamer-sc6jc
      @XLGamer-sc6jc 3 года назад +11

      Imma be the first reply on thid amazing comment

    • @bruh247
      @bruh247 3 года назад +8

      4K is hd

    • @yabisity
      @yabisity 3 года назад +16

      @@bruh247 hd is only 720p - 1280p.

    • @loopyslayer63
      @loopyslayer63 3 года назад +13

      @@bruh247 4k is ultra hd idiot. Btw i was here before k likes.

    • @qweenbeety
      @qweenbeety 3 года назад +1

      Tf this getting likes so quickly???
      Edit: I was here when there was like 300-400 likes :))

  • @jellypakwan2428
    @jellypakwan2428 3 года назад +764

    "He's a human and you're a dragon. That don't make no fucking sense"
    Tommyinnit.... I guess you haven't played with Dungeons and Dragons with a Bard before.....

    • @anyaskers2025
      @anyaskers2025 3 года назад +33

      Quackity is definitely a bard

    • @quillcow
      @quillcow 3 года назад +52

      Quackity and Wilbur would be double bards fighting for attention, Philza would be a paladin trying to keep everyone on track, and Tommy would be the rogue stealing things and being a gremlin child. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

    • @kalticcodes
      @kalticcodes 3 года назад +11

      Can we hire Arcadum on their behalf? I need a Sleepy Bois + Quackity DnD campaign jn my life

    • @sock3262
      @sock3262 3 года назад +2

      thats what i was thinkining the entire time

    • @malkomal9517
      @malkomal9517 3 года назад +2

      man never watch shrek

  • @juffis3411
    @juffis3411 3 года назад +3137

    "You can't have sex with a horse Phil"
    He did it with a fridge, I'm sure he'll manage

  • @CoatApple
    @CoatApple Год назад +11

    Honestly Quackity just rambling about the most random shit is such a mood

  • @anweshak
    @anweshak 3 года назад +1320

    "please call me by my first name,"
    "what is it?"
    "keith."
    "your name is keith dragon?"
    "n-no you dont know my surname i dont believe,"
    "whats your surname?"
    "smith."
    *holy music* behold keith smith.

  • @karl9384
    @karl9384 3 года назад +2806

    Everyone: running from Wilbur
    Quackity: talking about booty shorts and Burger King

    • @RelicOfTwo
      @RelicOfTwo 3 года назад +28

      Quackety is living the life

    • @JustPineapple
      @JustPineapple 3 года назад +2

      Everyone is like 2 people so it doesn’t make sense

    • @semateagr
      @semateagr 3 года назад +2

      and Wendy's

    • @connorla1264
      @connorla1264 3 года назад +4

      6:54 *buogurr keeng buogurr keeng*

    • @sneezies7022
      @sneezies7022 3 года назад +2

      @SHOOTER GAMER sorry if u get mad but u a bit of a begger

  • @yuezenparoginog8080
    @yuezenparoginog8080 3 года назад +627

    "he's a human and your a dragon that makes no sense"
    Explain donkey and dragon please

  • @breadedbeast
    @breadedbeast 2 года назад +7

    Wilbur’s dialogue with himself in the mines is quite funny

  • @Bee-lv5zw
    @Bee-lv5zw 3 года назад +13941

    are we just gonna ignore the fact that youtube put an 18+ warning on a 16 year olds video- 🏃

    • @julia._.1321
      @julia._.1321 3 года назад +258

      AHAHAHHA

    • @ArthurMorgan8910
      @ArthurMorgan8910 3 года назад +669

      It’s like making a law that only effects the police

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +65

      Keith

    • @jesse_u2282
      @jesse_u2282 3 года назад +340

      I mean it’s cus of quackity and wilburs bits 😭 the people who age Restrict the videos doesn’t know the age of the RUclipsr anyways

    • @Silas_Black
      @Silas_Black 3 года назад +19

      exactly, like bruh