The Incorrect History of Pizza
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- Опубликовано: 16 дек 2021
- The long awaited sequel to the groundbreaking historical findings of Dr. Theodore Nivison, historiographer on food. Indulge in The Incorrect History of Pizza
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Have a topic you'd me to cover in my (Incorrect) History lessons? Feel free to let me know here in this google form:
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Ted this is a 7 month old video.
Lol
Y’know, something about this makes me think that you want to do another one of these “Incorrect History” videos considering this video was uploaded more than 7 months ago and you are now just publishing a Google form for suggestions for topics of said incorrect history videos
The incorrect history of soccer
the incorrect history of man
Man i love history class
Oh hello Mr. Boo! Fancy seeing you here lol. Have a lovely day funny tall man!
Omg a verified account!!
@@omazingmomo8456 sir that is our favorite enderman
sameee (also i got here when the comment had 15 likes whattttttt)
bold of you to assume this is history class and not common knowledge, mr. boo
Why is this not being played in history class?
@@AxxLAfriku no one cares
Ikr
Because it was posted 50 minutes ago
Cause the video just came out. I'm sure monday it'll be on world news "New Ted Nivison video (supported by God, Jesus, Allah and Zues) Titled "The Correct History of Pizza" played all over the world in government press conference, schools, hospitals and currently streaming on every computer, tv and radio in the world" Or something like that
@@woltry1026 LOL
The way I literally believed this up until Ted saying that ceasar’s son’s last words were “pizza pizza” 😭
Not gonna lie he got us in first half
Bro im the exact same hahaha
Me too
I believed in until the start of the little Caesar portion 😭 I hate being gullible..
You made it past the bear and pi and thought yeah seems logical
I’m so happy someone FINALLY talked about the pepperoni dimension. It’s always left out when people talk about pizzas history and I’m happy someone did it justice.
yes
I created a new pepperoni dimension portal
That intro animation though, holy crap. THAT'S favourite puppy, baby
Edit: AND THAT PI RAP? DUDE THIS IS SICK
But pizza beard tho
Im goosing for more of that pi rap
Yes
Dude the Pi rap is so favorite puppy, it should be put on SoundCloud AND Spotify AND Applemusic
This is undoubtedly Ted’s greatest video yet
This is by and far the most advanced, comical gaslighting Ive ever seen. In the first half, almost every beat is stated so factually, with enough truth in them to not be able to tell what is explicitly a joke and what is history. Its art.
Never thought I'd see "Advanced, Comical Gaslighting" in the same sentence
Couldn't have said it any better. This video is a masterpiece.
The fact that Ted can read like 3 facts and create a whole storyline around it to gaslight us with remarkable levels of success, is undeniably impressive.
My first thought when clicking on this video was: "damn Ted, I didn't know your channel was educational." I I could tell that I good majority of the videos was real, despite being a little ridiculous. But... The longer it went on, the more insane it got.
And I love it! Incredible work Ted, you are amazing :)
Ted gives off the vibe that he actually knows exactly what he's talking about but thinks it's funnier to leave us in the dark
Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Ted had something to do with the destruction of the pepperoni portal?!
I think he killed little ceaser
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Ted is an eternal being that's seen the history of pizza unfold first hand , obviously
Why do you watch this crap
incredibly well made and entertaining!
Memes
youtube??
Ratio
It youtube
@@GiingerVengeance congratulations
Fun fact: Mr. Mozzarella was called The Grease because of his torture method, grease boarding, where, similar to water boarding, he would tie someone to a chair, cover their face with a towel and pour large amounts fresh hot grease from a pizza on their face to get his answers he needed. It proved to be 100% more efficient than water boarding.
That actually sounds fucking horrifying, especially if it was hot grease
@@SunshowerWonderlab it’s effectiveness shows
1:25 i love imagining ted infront of a green screen holding his hand out for all that time trying to keep it centered in the frame
New Ted upload? That's favourite puppy material right there.
good reference
this reference is quite favorite puppy I must say
Love the slime rancher profile pictures
my day when Ted novideo doesn't upload is least favourite puppy, i have to be honest
Ha man back off .....
I'm big into history so I just want to make one thing clear: This is the most factually accurate thing I've ever seen apart from his history lesson on milk. Thank you for teaching the uneducated Ted.
how the hell is pizzabeard accurate?
@@SCARaw have you never heard of it?
@@SCARaw you can’t tell me you haven’t heard of pizzabeard
@@SCARaw Hidden in the depths of history with stories forgotten by man and lost to time. Pizzabeard was the pirate advocate of pizza. Like Ted said.
@@SCARaw Have you never heard of Pizzabeard?
0:51 - 1:11 was actually incredible
this editing is wonderful
ayo wtf 1.4k likes and only 1 reply
“His enemies called him The Grease, and I don’t know why...” A good historian admits when he doesn’t know something, rather than just making something up. Good on Ted.
Yes. The famously known historian Ted Nivison.
The Grease never reveals his secrets
@@mangaprofilepicture5820 correct
@@thegrease4202 HOLY CRAP THE GREASE 💀💀💀
@@W0B0N *historiographer
Someone should make a timeline of all the events through all the factually true history episodes and see how they all line up
What blows my mind is there was actually a "little caesar" (caesarian), born to Cleopatra. Caesar never acknowledged him as his son, but allowed him to keep his name.
I am SO ready for more episodes of Factually True History. Excellent writing, editing, delivery... everything. I've never been so excited for more episodes of a non-story-based web series in my life, and here I find out that there's another episode already about milk. Heading over to that ASAP.
Wow, thank you!
@@TedNivison No problem!
@@TedNivison he’s spitting facts tho the milk one was your best video
Absolute FACTS
where is the milk episode
Regardless of how this video performs Ted, I just want to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. They way you took the format developed by the older video and refined it while bringing in some older bits was thoroughly enjoyable and quite funny. Good job.
Thanks so much my friend!
No one else will reply accept me and Ted
@@tommyjudy2379 lmao
@@tommyjudy2379 no
@@tommyjudy2379 wrong
16:20 heartbreaking...
i was gonna say “fuck you i like hawaiian pizza” but honestly knowing me and my friends who like hawaiian pizza, it being a supernatural ritual that opens a hell pit really fits and im okay with this
This is so well put together, I forgot the title was "Incorrect History" and legit thought everything he was talking about was legit until we got to the bit about catacombs. Man, your confidence just sold it for me what can I say. Fantastic work, Ted!
He lost me at "pizza pizza", and I lost it.
most of the italians names were just food names in italian lmfao
Pizzabeard didn't get you?
@@ChrisPB he lost me at little ceaser
@@gadfly5792 same I legitimately thought caesar had a second child that came out real small because of a bear attack on his pregnant mother and that's where little caeser's comes from
then he hit me with the pizza pizza
I was expecting some "drunk history" type thing where it just makes up stuff and shit, but this was actually very informative and true to history. As a historian myself I was very very impressed with the amount of detail and research that must've went into this. The inclusion of the unknown Little Caesars true statement of being stunted to say only "Pizza Pizza" is something people never seem to remember from school. So great Mr. TED.
That’s DR.TED to you
Cram boy
i’m italian, and i can confirm
Truly the greatest ted talk I've ever listened to
Yo, Mr Historian can you tell me what's true and what's false in the video I'm a crusty nerd
15:17 Jizz Pistol
Spunk Glock
Sperm shooter
Nut piece
As a full-blooded Italian, I can say that this is 100% true
Incredible video, Ted. Entertaining as shit. Flawless editing. Beautiful connection to that random joke that you made in the "Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate" video, creating more Ted lore. Almost perfect pi rap, you DID miss a digit though.
Glad you caught the connection of Pizzabeard to that video!
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that realized the missed 9
@@yodontheduck same lol
"Don't believe me? Don't look it up. :)" has got to one of my favorite quotes from Ted. Please keep making these, they're amazing.
You should keep streaming :)
Oops pizza painting was discovered in Pompeii
Bro the intro was so freaking cool, it made me feel like i was watching the PBS history channel late at night
I like that Ted throws in little fabricated explanations and differences, like "though its unknown who," just to really gaslight us to believe him. Thanks Ted, I've been a sub for a while and will continue to be.
1,5k likes and no replies?
@@blank54620 yes
1,6k likes and two replies?
@@4kduck947 yes x2
2k likes and four replies?
Never thought a 20 minute long video about pizza could be so entertaining
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NOOOOOOOO ted why did you heart a bot
It’s not about pizza, it’s about life
I’ve been studying the many people edit there videos but I just have to say you have done a wonderful job the way you transition your different shots is just so seamless I love it
this is the epitome of a comfort video for me. ive watched it a dozen times and it’s always put a smile on my face. i’m watching it as a distraction from life right now and typing this as the intro music plays, and i’m getting ready to settle in for ted to teach me history and calm me down :)
I enjoy the fact that Ted possesses that rare ability to talk some complete fuckery, literally any-fuckin-thing that a human brain can devise in the moment with absolute confidence.
I feel like he's one of those people with whom it is actually impossible to tell if he's telling you the truth or just coming up with a more elaborate lie on the spot.
Unless ted is immune to the phenomenon of having a love hate relationship with everything you create, i dont think he will ever know just how amazing this video is
Well at least comments like these will give me momentary bliss throughout the moments of my self-induced creative torture!
@@TedNivison use smaller words nerd
@@pseudomaxwell8239 lol ik i cant read
@@pseudomaxwell8239 what words were to big for you? Momentary, throughout, or self-induced? You must have the same low iq as your mom, she was so dumb saying I could go in without protection. Anyways, sorry I couldnt raise you. You would have been much smarter.
@@TedNivison cum gun
I’m convinced that the next international tragedy involving a gorilla will transport us into a universe where Ted is considered a prophet for these videos
11:01 Ted (Milkman) Nivison sinks half of Paris
As someone studying for a history degree, I can clear things up for those confused:
*Ted is 100% factually correct and should not be doubted* anyone who disagrees is wrong, stupid and can expect to find me waiting for them by their car in the parking lot.
No joke, this is my new favorite video on this site. 17 minutes of brilliant writing, editing, comedy, and visuals. I never knew how much I didn't know about pizza. Thank you father Ted
I don't like this video because I can't tell if he's telling thr truth or not.
@@Lukedub Sometimes "The Incorrect History of Pizza," can be a little confusing, but he only got 1 detail wrong in the whole video. "Pizzabeard" back then would have been spelled "PIZABAARD" which would be pronounced "Pizzabaard" not "Pizzabeard."
Hey Ted, I work with a teem of scientists, researching and finding new ways to reach the Pepperoni Dimension (Dimension IV-δ), and man have I got some good news. We're so close to actually making it, project 'Inoreppep' is in its later stages of development - with reverse-engineering and a committed team, I'm happy to say you will be the first to know when pepperoni is accessible again.
Ted you really did an amazing job. Video is really well put together, the way you talk and your jokes are witty and silly, it was very creative. Keep up the good work!!
Ted is unironically a great storywriter. I bet he could make a children's novel and it'd sell well
Children's novel?
I'd read full length book and I haven't read a book in like 7 years
I've heard that the "Renaissance" was often referred to as the "Renaissauce" in reference to the sauce for pizza that was often tinkered with at the time, though historians debate this since they claim it was "too on the nose" or "A really fucking dumb name".
Pizza time is way more simple
Teds pepperoni meltdown was Oscar worthy. Get this man a trophy
woah man, I would've NEVER known about all these true stories about pizza. Thanks a lot, before this video I felt a void in my chest because I didn't know what to believe about all the history of Pizza... But now, I feel relief. Thank you, Ted
genuinely one of the funniest vids you’ve ever made, you can see the effort and creative eye you put into it. good job pizza man
Glad you enjoyed!
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i love how you can tell about halfway through the video Ted realises this is coming off as too believable so he has to step it up a notch
yes
Glad I found this video! Great information to use in my essay for my World's Foods class. Thanks TedNivison!
keep doing this bro i keep coming back to watch them they are awesome
I feel so torn because I know this is an incorrect history on pizza but Ted is so charismatic that it sounds completely legit
He could sell air to me and I would probably buy out his entire stock
wdym it's all legit nothing here is false obviously
he might still sell cram i know its still pretty good to use so buy cram
@@atmosphonics I've heard if you leave out in the sun for a fortnight it becomes harder than steel
he's a businessman
Air... Snorlax....?? Why, how you- (the joke was I remembered the movie was called Lorax and that they made a reference to it.)
PIzzabeard is such an inspiration
Canon EOS M50
For punching a kid? Because same...
So inovative
Yeah he was very inspiring
Especially when he punched a kid
no he is not thats not an ok thing to do gggrrrrrrrrr
This was beautifully made, and I am literally dying of laughter right now.
I'm so glad you had the courage to speak these truths. My great great grandfather was none other than Tony Doorbell himself and no one will believe me when I tell them how he helped save pizza for all of man kind. Maybe now some one will know, just like you know. I just wish you didn't live in the internet dimension so I could thank you in person.
Seriously though, this was funny.
I like to think he did this all in 1 take, and made it all up on the spot.
LOL
Imagine if we didn't have Ted to expose the truth - the world would be a terrifying place. Thank you for your service, Ted.
This is the first video of his that I’ve seen, and I am loving it😂
I expected something completely different when I clicked on the video, and this is WAY more entertaining lol. Keep it up
This was so well edited oh my god the music and pictures chefs kiss
This might be one of the best historical satires i have ever seen. Magnificent work ted. I hope this blows up.
As an Italian historian, everything that Ted said is absolutely correct by any mean and without a doubt should be on every history book of the world now please let my family go they did nothing to deserve this i beg you Ted
14:13 Greatest movie of all time
True
“Don’t believe me? Don’t look it up,” is one of the best phrases I’ve ever heard in my entire life. This video is a masterpiece.
Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
That's a funny way of putting it, but apologies are admissible evidence in most of the world. If you're ever in a car accident don't apologize.
This is by far the most informative TED talk I've seen in ages.
this is literally a ted talk
I hate and love this comment
This video is so well done. The parts when you let your best Italian accent loose was hilarious!
14:54 um hey
The name "Renaissance" actually comes from small town in Italy (city currently unknown). According to ancient texts, a 3 month old baby had seen the preparation of a standard pizza, specifically the preparation of the sauce. As he was attempting to pronounce "Red Sauce", he slurred his words and blurted out what became the word "Renaissance". The townfolk started referring to pizza as that as an inside joke, until it spread throughout the entire country.
It's a big part of pizza history that is not known by many, as the regular historians claimed the name as their own, and told the world it was theirs. But those who know the truth truly are an outlier, such as myself, and now you.
I believe you
I'm Italian (born in Italy), so seeing the history of pizza is an amazing experience for me. Here's a couple of other old pizza facts: the current south of Germany also had a couple of pizza recipes when exchanging good with the Roman Empire, and before people started using tomato sauce (waay later than the importation of tomato plants to Europe, friendly reminder that tomatoes were seen as purely ornamental because mortals though of them as poisonous), pesto sauce was used (mainly in Genova). Also there's different types of pizzas (napoletana, pugliese) in Italy too! This video is good and favorite puppy, I'll remember it next time I visit Dimension 1-C!
Io le ho sempre sentite chiamare napoletana e romana ovunque, a meno che tu non stia parlando di un altro tipo di pizza
bro i’m not even shitting you i read the title as “the correct” and i’ve been sitting here for 7:56 seconds so confused
Genuinely banger intro and outro music
It’s seems so credible because it has some true facts (like Lombardi’s being the first pizza restaurant). You can tell Ted did his research! Good Job!
Dude we all know the story of PizzaBeard. Pretty sure he hopped around with Edward Thatch and Benjamin whatever his name is for a bit.
The bit of a mob controlling imports of a veggie and reselling it exorbitantly is also something that actually just happened
what do you mean some true facts? everything he says is facts
Ted needs to actually make an incorrect-history book, I’d buy it
That explains the fear in the Pizza Maker's eyes every time I ask for a slice of Hawaiian. Thank you Ted for enlightening me on the dangers of this timeline 🙏
Genuinely the best history lesson
The history of pizza is a ballad of life, death, organized crime, heartbreak, and interdimensional travel. Truly a remarkable story.
As a Chicagoan. I can confirm that everything Ted said about Chicago style pizza is 100% factual. Thanks Ted for finally bringing the true History of Chicago to light!
Don't go in the Chicago Catacombs...
AIDE-MOI! Je suis entré dans les catacombes de Paris et maintenant je suis dans cet endroit étrange appelé "Chicago"
Great to see a fellow Chicagoan talking about the dangers of the catacombs. I went down there one time and ended up at the Arc de Triumph
5:58 i got a poppa johns ad and couldn’t stop laughing, thank you ted for the perfectly timed ad
I love the timing of asking for history books to take you seriously right before you launch into a crazy dimension warping version of events. So good.
I have learnt so much
james marriott
learnig
I've watched this video at least 4 times great job Ted!
this is so well made. I kind of want to watch it high or drunk, gonna have me questioning all i know
*Fun Fact:*
Mozzarella cheese was first discovered by an ancient Viking conquerer named Vince Mozz, who found it when he was exploring a cave close to the earth’s molten core. The cave appeared to be a place of worship for an ancient religion, and also seemed to have some geometry unknown to our universe. This cave is now theorized to be a dimensional anomaly. Anyway, Vince brought the cheese up to the surface to show all the other Vikings in his clan, but was sadly killed by a group of ninjas sent by a rival conquerer of ancient China. The cheese never saw the light of day until what we now know as “Italy” rediscovered it. The government will try to deny Vince’s involvement in discovering mozzarella, or the fact that it’s possibly not of our reality, but they can’t hide the truth.
Very informed. I'm glad so many pizza enthusiasts have gathered here.
I hate that this is actually true
This pizza video has broke my mind and i cant tell what is real any more.
Everybody knows this, they teach it in 5th grade
You forgot the great pizza depression of 1867, where there was a lack of products to create pizza so they put cheese over ketchup on bread and heated it.
Can't believe St. Louis was never able to recover
The idea originated with a man named, “Lun Chable”. Who would later go on to make the culinary delicacy known as the “lunchable”
my brother and me would do this when we were younger and it tasted like shit 1/10 wouldn't recommend
To be honest, the intro/outro was so freakingly well photoshopped, and the music is so good as well
Thank you Ted, for sharing this true, informational, and definitely accurate piece of art.
This is so well-done. it this feels like a series I'd find on Comedy Central lol
Anyway, great video, I learnt so much and I can't wait to brag to all of my friends about all this reliable and accurate information I now have stored
17:00
NOOOOO
I truly dread the day when the world runs out off its only pepperoni supply
Btw Ted this video had awesome editing! You weren't kidding on how much you worked on this and it really shows. Proud of you man!
teds editing skills are just- *chefs kiss*
that pi rap tho-
you tell these so well that i actually start to be convinced..
This was a huge improvement from the milk history video, the second time around, the history telling was a lot more entertaining and refined what was less good In the milk one, hats off to you!
one could say he refined and processed it
The amount of editing and work and writing that went into to this is crazy but it was very enjoyable, thanks ted
I can't tell whether I'm stupid or Ted is so good at this that I did not once question his "History Lesson" until the "Pizza Pizza" part during the little Ceasar bit... damn
I took the pizza pizza thing so serious until the dimensions
i needed this for my paper on pizza, thank you
This definitely took MONTHS to make but I wanna see an entire Teds “accurate” history depictions
Ted's creativity never fails to impress me. He not only has great concepts for his videos, but he also expresses it perfectly. Hope to see more of these great videos in the future!
The way this gradually departs further and further from reality, amazing, hilarious.
found this video while trying to find something to watch while eating my pizza. highly improved the experience. 10/10 would recommend.
"they beat him so bad he got brain damage and after this event all he could say was pizza pizza" I love this