Terrible Kung Fu Panda Knockoffs

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @maxcrawfish5987
    @maxcrawfish5987 4 года назад +3696

    "That one guy in the corner who's high"
    Assuming all the writers weren't high while making this

    • @theoneprobe2087
      @theoneprobe2087 4 года назад +7

      Nice profile pic

    • @DalTheFox
      @DalTheFox 4 года назад +14

      I mean... be honest. Most Disney writers were probably high too.

    • @banjofrog7953
      @banjofrog7953 4 года назад +9

      They spiked Rob and Tom.

    • @ultimax140
      @ultimax140 4 года назад +6

      He just smoked the most weed

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 2 года назад +2

      ted nailed the high laugh

  • @mokry8382
    @mokry8382 4 года назад +15887

    I like how the panda in the first movie isn't even a panda, he's a koala colored like a panda

    • @mawsd9985
      @mawsd9985 4 года назад +151

      Like BR uH

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 4 года назад +207

      he's just kinda like a being

    • @koreno5420
      @koreno5420 4 года назад +17

      @Killer Doge097 u mean gorilla?

    • @koreno5420
      @koreno5420 4 года назад +9

      @Killer Doge097 1. Wow, speed.
      2. What did u mean then?

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 4 года назад +39

      Koreno 8 he meant golira

  • @NotBoinge
    @NotBoinge 4 года назад +5057

    “That is the stupidest name I’ve ever heard”
    *sweats nervously in living in Maryland*

    • @thatguy6577
      @thatguy6577 4 года назад +280

      We aren’t real

    • @NotBoinge
      @NotBoinge 4 года назад +88

      That Guy i agree

    • @yawilli09
      @yawilli09 4 года назад +58

      Boinge i too agree that i a marylander am not real

    • @tonypalma9376
      @tonypalma9376 4 года назад +71

      At least they didn’t name it baltimore lmao

    • @ezekielc6078
      @ezekielc6078 4 года назад +31

      we simply do not exist

  • @Oliver62626
    @Oliver62626 2 года назад +2693

    “No one insults grandpa except grandma” probably the best line in this terrible movie

    • @CactusCanon
      @CactusCanon 2 года назад +201

      Except for Norm MacDonald saying "During the ceremony, a despicable rat with a despicable plan snuck into Maryland from an *evil* parallel dimension"

    • @phokingamajing
      @phokingamajing Год назад +33

      @@CactusCanon lol norm wasn't even trying to not say Maryland

    • @beetle_beetled5945
      @beetle_beetled5945 8 месяцев назад +3

      I read your comment RIGHT as it happened in the video,,,, That was wild

  • @krissy6386
    @krissy6386 4 года назад +5549

    as a kid i was so obsessed with the prodigy that every time my family went to the library ,which was every week, id just keep renewing the dvd until i couldnt anymore. it got so out of hand that my brother and parents would have to beg me to no watch it anymore. now looking back i feel like i was cursed by it or something

    • @Angelpubbys
      @Angelpubbys 2 года назад +384

      some librarian saw the « the prodigy » disc and was like: yep. That looks correct!

    • @stale-cupcakes
      @stale-cupcakes 2 года назад +461

      @@Angelpubbys as the daughter of a children's librarian - it's not really the fault of the librarians for getting shitty dollar store movies like that, usually the library board or whoever will give them a super tight budget but still insist they get more movies. It's something my mom will complain about daily

    • @ah-kj7jd
      @ah-kj7jd 2 года назад +138

      I watched this as a kid as well and forgot about it until I watched this, and realized that it makes up some of my core associations

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 2 года назад +96

      I also loved The prodigy as a kid. My parents had this friend who watched crappy movies and one day he showed me The prodigy. I loved it, but after some time he lost the movie.

    • @East16
      @East16 2 года назад +31

      @@stale-cupcakes do you get any perks as daughter of librarian or anything? I imagine it must be cool because of the wide variety of books you're exposed to?

  • @pastanbacon
    @pastanbacon 4 года назад +2096

    "I won't eat your poison Gwyneth Paltrow" is now my favourite quote

    • @herocrossfire2046
      @herocrossfire2046 4 года назад +50

      Joe's Gaming Channel it’s so appropriate because of goop her “alternative medicine” company which we all know is just code for poison

    • @pastanbacon
      @pastanbacon 4 года назад +11

      @@herocrossfire2046 100%

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 года назад +1

      A hundred percent meh.

    • @breads8764
      @breads8764 4 года назад +10

      The Goop in a nutshell

    • @sadboy-sx2ku
      @sadboy-sx2ku 3 года назад +1

      Quick someone make their likes 666
      Also im the 665th like

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +4729

    As a guitarist, I can confirm that my fingers move like confused caterpillars dying of frostbite, obviously.

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 4 года назад +121

      Can you play the American Dad theme song on the guitar

    • @tompaddle_
      @tompaddle_ 4 года назад +74

      @@turdy_water7646 The only question that matter

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +71

      TURDY_ WATER I cannot. I realize my crimes and will learn it immediately

    • @GreyPlaysTunes
      @GreyPlaysTunes 4 года назад +12

      Yeah that’s Steve Via’s technique

    • @mini0nator
      @mini0nator 4 года назад +30

      also guitarist here. can confirm fingers also move like confused caterpillars dying of frostbite

  • @sirdurtle9519
    @sirdurtle9519 2 года назад +1576

    Every time anyone said Merry Land the only thing I could think was Maryland and that honestly makes the plot way better

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn Год назад +97

      Same! It felt a little off when Ted was roasting the name because I thought they meant Maryland lmao

    • @karl_franz_prince_and_emperor
      @karl_franz_prince_and_emperor Год назад +68

      No one can convince me Maryland actually exists

    • @RealLillieBear
      @RealLillieBear Год назад +45

      ​@justanamericantanker6969 As someone who "lives in Maryland" it doesnt exist its not real

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад +21

      @@RealLillieBear so it's all just a simulation?
      THAT explains why one of the cities is named after Bethesda Softworks

    • @RealLillieBear
      @RealLillieBear Год назад +3

      @dopesickdog Yes, everyone here is just a part of the simulation.

  • @Meatle.
    @Meatle. 4 года назад +4241

    "I won't eat your poison, Gwyneth Paltrow" sounds like if John Mulaney talked about goop.

  • @spacepanda_5556
    @spacepanda_5556 3 года назад +2206

    The entire 2nd movie just gives off “and I shit you not, he turns himself into a pickle” energy

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +1925

    The master panda’s voice sounds like they recorded it, posted it on RUclips, set it to 1.25 speed, and screen recorded it.

    • @cobblecola
      @cobblecola 4 года назад +18

      set it to 0.75 speed*

    • @loser3946
      @loser3946 4 года назад +4

      with mobizen

    • @koltonbb7920
      @koltonbb7920 4 года назад +9

      Bro U have 3 comments with over 400 likes. Well done

  • @anonymous-yk9sz
    @anonymous-yk9sz Год назад +472

    “A DESPICABLE RAT WITH A DESCPICABLE PLAN” couldn’t have been better since it was said by Norm, no else could have said it lmao

  • @joshisnotok5312
    @joshisnotok5312 4 года назад +5449

    Yeah Maryland is such a stupid name for a place I couldn’t think of worse name for a place especially if it was a name of a state omg imagine

    • @mothsprojects
      @mothsprojects 4 года назад +345

      as if Maryland is even real

    • @danp9811
      @danp9811 4 года назад +79

      @@mothsprojects can confirm, live there

    • @dopples9004
      @dopples9004 4 года назад +175

      Nashoba is a much better name for a state.

    • @mothsprojects
      @mothsprojects 4 года назад +125

      @@danp9811 you are not real

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +32

      wasn't Maryland named after that one Queen that executed a lot of people aka bloody mary

  • @Ethan-mz4kv
    @Ethan-mz4kv 4 года назад +583

    “A despicable rat with a despicable plan” is up there with “a powerful rat named Charles entertainment cheese”

    • @vanny1334
      @vanny1334 Год назад +3

      Bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @MajesticGoatt
    @MajesticGoatt 4 года назад +1556

    Patrick is lucky he ended up in that part of Maryland. He wouldn't last a second in Baltimore

  • @dymaxion3988
    @dymaxion3988 Год назад +242

    Both of these movies feel like D&D campaigns: the prodigy is DMd and played entirely by well-meaning beginners, and panda warrior is run by a devious troll who had a bit too much to smoke.

    • @milessoup9246
      @milessoup9246 Год назад +10

      Lmao this is the best summary

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 4 месяца назад +3

      My next party is gonna have to fight Tiamat but one head shoots arrows (?)

  • @shrooooomie
    @shrooooomie 3 года назад +1504

    Everything in "The Prodigy" looks like its covered in a thin layer of oil

    • @thisisacommentbyaperson9671
      @thisisacommentbyaperson9671 3 года назад +77

      nah, it's piss and gasoline

    • @hectorryan7591
      @hectorryan7591 3 года назад +6

      @@thisisacommentbyaperson9671 either way america is going to invade for OIL

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +25

      14:56 vine boom

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 2 года назад +20

      @@thisisacommentbyaperson9671 which is what the creators were chugging when they made the movie

    • @doge_testies4070
      @doge_testies4070 2 года назад +4

      They're waiting for it to rain

  • @wizwizard7382
    @wizwizard7382 4 года назад +1716

    The second film feels like a different person was writing the story every ten minutes.

    • @FrankiieBeauty
      @FrankiieBeauty 2 года назад +52

      You know that game where you fold up paper and you take turns drawing body parts and unfold it to see what you made? Like that Aha

    • @teemingwithasininitea
      @teemingwithasininitea Год назад +9

      Yes! Or like that ‘one word at a time’ challenge/game

    • @sevencents7
      @sevencents7 Год назад +9

      or 1 guy who got rlly high

    • @demothiguillermo2059
      @demothiguillermo2059 Год назад +11

      @@sevencents7 or 1 guy who swapped between different kinds and levels of high

  • @chlorineii
    @chlorineii 4 года назад +1636

    The first movie felt like watching someone’s insane dnd session.

    • @The_Scatting_Prairie_Dog
      @The_Scatting_Prairie_Dog 4 года назад +18

      Exactly

    • @_-LL-_
      @_-LL-_ 3 года назад +19

      ** my dnd session

    • @destrious8133
      @destrious8133 2 года назад +30

      I started looking at it through this lense and I genuinely think you're right, they got Enlarge (the spell), everything feels very fast paced, it's like a very first time dm decided to run a game for One friend who's just learning and they dont quite get the rules yet

    • @Lylaris_or_Garuk
      @Lylaris_or_Garuk 2 года назад +1

      Oh my dear lord I want to see someone do something like this

    • @IrregularityRowan
      @IrregularityRowan Год назад

      and the second one sounds like someone's fever dream

  • @Manigeitora
    @Manigeitora 2 года назад +148

    I think what actually happens in The Legend of Panda Warrior is that when Patrick falls off the cliff, the light coming from the necklace is actually the "light at the end of the tunnel" when you die, and Merryland is Hell. He died in cowardice and went to Hell for it. That's why he can't leave.

    • @chunkytown9759
      @chunkytown9759 4 месяца назад +14

      i mean, i got a friend who lives in Maryland and he could probably agree

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean, wouldnt be the most confusing plot twist.

  • @miokosp8093
    @miokosp8093 4 года назад +4469

    He's a troll, hes a bit hunched over.
    He is clearly a gamer.

    • @csnoot
      @csnoot 4 года назад +10

      682 likes but no replies? ok
      still ruining it

    • @9Gravesend
      @9Gravesend 4 года назад +6

      2 actually

    • @miokosp8093
      @miokosp8093 4 года назад +6

      @@csnoot Lol I didnt even know i got any likes until you commented

    • @ZachGrabas
      @ZachGrabas 4 года назад +6

      Gaming™️

    • @pippanin6008
      @pippanin6008 4 года назад +4

      @TommyInnit
      looking at u bud

  • @ravrav6433
    @ravrav6433 4 года назад +1536

    if you just listen to the audio it sounds like ted is describing a fever dream

  • @aaronmunoz2835
    @aaronmunoz2835 4 года назад +5121

    Fun fact: Jack black actually started eating only bamboo to get fully in character for the movie. Sadly this was not good for him so his teeth broke/fell out and he died shortly after recording and was replaced with a clone

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 4 года назад +255

      BroThatsSoFuckingSad..

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 4 года назад +160

      @@flamo2666 BroWhyDoYouFuckingTypeLikeThis

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 4 года назад +135

      Literally Leo Idk what you’re talking about.

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 4 года назад +62

      @@flamo2666 what-

    • @butter1560
      @butter1560 4 года назад +98

      Literally Leo Bro wth are you talking about?

  • @helenyvonnee3463
    @helenyvonnee3463 2 года назад +464

    I was wierdly obsessed with The Prodigy for about a year of my life, I didn't think other people knew its existed because it came across as such an underground film, even as a kid

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate 11 месяцев назад +31

      It's weirdly fascinating because it's kinda clear that the writer is familiar with this specific genre, it's just underfunded. It honestly feels like it would be pretty okay if they had more to work with.

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 4 года назад +6244

    The only character ever to simultaneously pull off both "wise/knowlegeable" and "witty/goofy" was Uncle Iroh from ATLA.

    • @haileyalexis6193
      @haileyalexis6193 4 года назад +279

      i was gonna say miyagi from karate kid but he was more wise/knowledgeable than witty/goofy

    • @dashing3608
      @dashing3608 3 года назад +94

      YES MY GUY!

    • @catchtherainb0w503
      @catchtherainb0w503 3 года назад +85

      does master roshi count?

    • @CMFlil
      @CMFlil 3 года назад +31

      Exactly

    • @perrydunetz882
      @perrydunetz882 3 года назад +129

      Nah it’s a pretty common trope in anime, Urahara in bleach, master Roshi, the best example is master genkai in yu yu hakusho, though her goofiness is mostly sarcasm,

  • @jordyn1158
    @jordyn1158 4 года назад +1019

    Ted i was watching this at my grandparents and my grandma said you're "quite the handsome lad" so if things don't work out with Maddie,,, grandma's open

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +460

      baboom!

    • @gooby8773
      @gooby8773 4 года назад +38

      Ted Nivison epic win

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 4 года назад +9

      @JakoB I What do you mean? Ted is pretty much the literal real life version of a Chad

    • @tybandztybozo1995
      @tybandztybozo1995 4 года назад +41

      Hey man I know you don’t know me but times are hard. Is your grandmother still available?

  • @wibblers562
    @wibblers562 4 года назад +717

    Patrick: Everyone lives in harmony in Maryland!
    Maryland: *is at war as literally the plot of the movie*

    • @NotPabu
      @NotPabu 2 года назад +28

      Why did they have to choose Maryland. I live in the US state of Maryland

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 2 года назад +3

      @@NotPabu Same

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Год назад +3

      ​@@NotPabu you poor thing

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +262

    Fun fact. When Kung fu Panda was released, China’s reaction was basically “Why didn’t we think of that?”

  • @ADRdaniel
    @ADRdaniel 4 года назад +2018

    The second movie seems like a overbugeted mobile game ad

    • @dooryurshoot8552
      @dooryurshoot8552 4 года назад +65

      So raid shadow legends?

    • @platy4700
      @platy4700 4 года назад +17

      dooryur Shoot Yeah, pretty much.

    • @Pureony
      @Pureony 4 года назад +22

      It’s just Rise of Kingdom ads but first person

    • @_smallmac_
      @_smallmac_ 3 года назад +1

      I also said this

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 года назад +1

      @@Pureony I don't think you know what first person means

  • @ethanholka3422
    @ethanholka3422 4 года назад +804

    When Ted says that Merryland isn’t real, but you yourself realizes this actually takes place in Baltimore, Maryland

    • @bigpapigay3681
      @bigpapigay3681 4 года назад +22

      i’m honestly disappointed in my city knowing this information

    • @varunrajesh1028
      @varunrajesh1028 4 года назад +3

      big papi gay yikes

    • @cfro458
      @cfro458 4 года назад +14

      Ethan Holka The thing is that Baltimore has no peace though it is the exact opposite of what he describes

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 4 года назад +3

      as someone from a bordering state of Maryland i can confirm

    • @nerdfish7970
      @nerdfish7970 4 года назад +1

      Me then living in merry land 👁👄👁

  • @koreno5420
    @koreno5420 4 года назад +836

    I like how the drumbeat in the prodigy is a full on drumset, with hi-hats and everything, when in reality, the panda is just banging halfassed on some kegs.

    • @Cc81727
      @Cc81727 3 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 2 года назад +20

      That part really got to me, and I am NOT a musician. It was just glaringly obvious. The FIRST BEAT of their impromptu jam session is played on a hi-hat. There’s no metal remotely near him, yet there would be some mugs and pots in the tavern.
      I’m pretty sure there isn’t a full drumset in Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, but there are enough drums that it isn’t distracting or noticeable to most people in the milk bar scene. Plus that game was made for the N64 decades ago. The princess had polygons for hands.
      The Prodigy’s panda-colored koala beating on bulging, squishy drums to play that song is egregious.

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 2 года назад +77

    The difference between that character and Gwyneth Paltrow is that one of them manufactures potions and poisons, and the other one is a character in an animated kids movie.

  • @neckheadishere
    @neckheadishere 4 года назад +535

    *Top ten characters who can defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet*
    Number 1: Patrick when Thanos disses his grandpa

    • @SunsetPro.
      @SunsetPro. 4 года назад +16

      Momento Mori

    • @neckheadishere
      @neckheadishere 4 года назад +13

      @@SunsetPro. Indeed, my friend.

    • @Psychopatz
      @Psychopatz 3 года назад +1

      enough with that thanos crap.... jesus

    • @LKNRZ
      @LKNRZ 3 года назад +14

      @@Psychopatz that's right, who can defeat Jesus now.

    • @jackskelton1674
      @jackskelton1674 3 года назад +7

      Number 2: Master Panda and his Watermelons

  • @karenstendfield1673
    @karenstendfield1673 4 года назад +711

    My dude just deadass do the “quiet coyote”
    Respect

    • @itsDeej.
      @itsDeej. 4 года назад +9

      was basically bouta comment this word for word

    • @BlurryNova
      @BlurryNova 4 года назад +11

      My elementary school's mascot was a coyote and we all did the quiet coyote all the time. I didn't know it was an actual thing outside that place lol

    • @gravypanic9922
      @gravypanic9922 4 года назад +6

      Same here. My PE teacher always used to do it and I always thought it was just some dumb thing she made up herself.

    • @serenetea1593
      @serenetea1593 4 года назад +3

      the amount of flashbacks I had when he said that

    • @christianreyes2389
      @christianreyes2389 4 года назад +1

      At my school a teacher just clapped and to make sure we were paying attention we had to clap in the same pattern the teacher did

  • @Kr1tixal
    @Kr1tixal 4 года назад +685

    “There are no accidents”- master oogaway

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 года назад +11

      Kappa Oh yeah Oogway? Then explain me!

    • @mikado40
      @mikado40 4 года назад +15

      Kappa clearly mater oogway did not foresee these movies

    • @yew2489
      @yew2489 4 года назад +3

      *oogway

    • @treycotter
      @treycotter 4 года назад

      Bob Picklesnout stop

    • @TrangNguyen-ux8rz
      @TrangNguyen-ux8rz 4 года назад

      HO HO

  • @Gustoberg
    @Gustoberg 11 месяцев назад +48

    When people say "how did tom kenny get to this?" they forget that actual voice actors are aways scrambling to get their name out there, in Brazil there are less than 30 voice actors that voice most characters, I have a thing with my mom where we try to find Guilherme Briggs dubbing a character because he is in MOST animated movies and series (most recently he's the PT-BR voice actor for Caine from the amazing digital circus)

  • @ihavenoclue5003
    @ihavenoclue5003 4 года назад +5945

    The prodigy looks like an early 2000’s bible animated movie

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 года назад +258

    I like the thought that the emperor of ancient China was going to a random tavern then realizes his son is playing in a band and grounds him

  • @patrickneedham6515
    @patrickneedham6515 4 года назад +396

    27:32 "Struggle town, population Patrick."
    Like damn I feel attacked

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 года назад +5

      F

    • @patrickmeeks1594
      @patrickmeeks1594 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @dashing3608
      @dashing3608 3 года назад +8

      Is "Needham" really your real last name? Because that would be so freaking awesome. (I have respect for that name)

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 3 года назад +13

      @@dashing3608
      this sandwich should needham but already has 6 pounds of turkey on it

    • @slimjimmy5159
      @slimjimmy5159 3 года назад +1

      How much
      Ham

  • @sophiavg5713
    @sophiavg5713 Год назад +139

    "Merryland is the stupidest name for a place I've ever heard" People from Maryland: 👁👄👁

    • @jake0098
      @jake0098 Год назад +7

      I thought this exact thing! I'm from the UK but I immediately thought "Isn't that a real place???"

  • @jackconnolly2230
    @jackconnolly2230 4 года назад +2566

    Teds gonna be pissed when he finds about Maryland, USA

    • @yawilli09
      @yawilli09 4 года назад +143

      Now I don’t know if I am real. I was told I was born, raised and I still live in this Mary-land

    • @who_is_green1820
      @who_is_green1820 4 года назад +17

      @Charlie that's not Jack Connolly that's Don Cheadle lmao

    • @who_is_green1820
      @who_is_green1820 4 года назад +6

      @Charlie you right

    • @-spacenav-6054
      @-spacenav-6054 4 года назад +3

      @@yawilli09 bro same, where do you live 👀

    • @Brunter71
      @Brunter71 4 года назад +19

      I live there and can cofirm the film was an accurate depiction of life

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +1607

    The real question is: why is Patrick’s nose so big?????? Everyone else’s nose is proportional but Patrick’s face is like 70% nose

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 4 года назад +23

      Also, he looks like Jackie Chan.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 года назад +125

      So he can sniff out the tastiest feet

    • @skilled_boi4076
      @skilled_boi4076 4 года назад +32

      Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom I really wish you hadn’t said that

    • @NoNameFace000
      @NoNameFace000 4 года назад +18

      Nightcore Sorcerer oh but he did, and now you have to live with it.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 года назад +7

      Nightcore Sorcerer but i did so what now

  • @heathbunny3313
    @heathbunny3313 4 года назад +738

    Theory: They didn’t actually get the voice actor from Spongebob. They named the character Patrick to cover up the fact that they just stole audio clips from Spongebob.

    • @LWLProductions
      @LWLProductions 4 года назад +3

      Wait Kenny isn’t actually a voice actor in this? Like they really stole his work like that???

    • @pikakip3792
      @pikakip3792 4 года назад +11

      Convolute .Records no their just joking

    • @LWLProductions
      @LWLProductions 4 года назад +7

      Pikakip 379 yeah that seems very obvious now, I was stoned when I typed that 😄

  • @cheesydelphox1552
    @cheesydelphox1552 2 года назад +146

    For some reason I actually kind of like some of the character design in The Adventures of Panda Warrior. Like, the fashionable goat? Love her. They actually put effort into this movie and it's borderline scary.

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori Год назад +2

      I actually agree. Spinny (the mad science monkey) looks kinda cool IMO, and actually reminds me of some forgotten PlayStation or Xbox game character, and I feel a little awkward for sorta liking a mockbuster.

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto Год назад +9

      It’s borderline scary alright

    • @hobobohemian
      @hobobohemian 10 месяцев назад +3

      Jimmy ginseng is my favorite now

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 8 месяцев назад +11

      The fact it lined up with actual fairytale bits and mythical elements was what got me wide eyed, this is as if they knew their homework but made some clusterfuck out of mixing every story together. This feels like if 5 or 6 books got compressed into one movie and then got localized poorly into English.

    • @onenerd9573
      @onenerd9573 8 месяцев назад +6

      The goat is actually a pretty good design, ngl.

  • @skerbie37
    @skerbie37 4 года назад +746

    i agree, i found my grandma watching this movie and i was worried.

    • @michaelchester4969
      @michaelchester4969 4 года назад +22

      Im guessing shes has a big brain

    • @issa_htx
      @issa_htx 4 года назад +34

      Take her out....
      And make her watch the real Kung Fu panda

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +2

      My grandma watches Indian action movies and i don’t know if i should be worried or...

  • @Josh-ck9bv
    @Josh-ck9bv 4 года назад +7418

    Sorry ted I have to go do chores. I’ll be back when I’m done. (I’m back)

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +3507

      Okay let me know when you’re back

    • @Jack-sc9cd
      @Jack-sc9cd 4 года назад +220

      Ted Nivison ballse

    • @Gambob
      @Gambob 4 года назад +119

      He’s not back

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +123

      You back yet bro?

    • @soap4914
      @soap4914 4 года назад +201

      dude where the FUCK are u.

  • @scremmy_draws
    @scremmy_draws 4 года назад +199

    “No one insults grandpa except grandma!!”
    I hate that I laughed at that as hard as I did

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 Год назад +32

    they should have called her KGB girl and set the movie in the Eastern Bloc and it’s a dark and gritty movie about the horrific reality of Soviet authoritarianism.

  • @FireballFlareblitz734
    @FireballFlareblitz734 4 года назад +2039

    This comment section is the most anyone has ever talked about Maryland in recent years.

    • @ezekielc6078
      @ezekielc6078 4 года назад +95

      i hate how accurate this is. no one gives a shit about maryland

    • @DomStu700
      @DomStu700 4 года назад +74

      Yeah our state is kinda just there

    • @_miskita
      @_miskita 4 года назад +21

      @@ezekielc6078 hurts a lil but youre right

    • @karenh.a.7008
      @karenh.a.7008 4 года назад +1

      Ow

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 3 года назад +14

      If I'm being 100% honest, I didn't even know it existed.

  • @masonwoodard4459
    @masonwoodard4459 4 года назад +527

    Are we gonna talk about the music in the “dancing” scene at 15:40? Why does it sound like a Pumped Up Kicks instrumental????

    • @Ace-385
      @Ace-385 4 года назад +43

      oh my god-
      what's the hidden meaning of this
      i need to know

    • @whugnong
      @whugnong 4 года назад +7

      That’s what I thought

    • @towmasterjohn
      @towmasterjohn 4 года назад +7

      I did the "music" after the pumped up kicks witch (sorry I don't know how to spell) it really doe sound like it

    • @TheRealDescartes
      @TheRealDescartes 4 года назад

      I was thinking the exact same thing, haha

    • @jonathanzimmer725
      @jonathanzimmer725 4 года назад +2

      Thats exactly what it is XD just down like, half a key

  • @chandram8304
    @chandram8304 4 года назад +252

    10:49 I'm sorry but each noise played when a ghost appears is a different note to the intro of Gangstas paridise-

  • @Cloudspace-f1p
    @Cloudspace-f1p Год назад +147

    can we just appreciate the line "No one insults grandpa, except grandma!" like that really says a lot about their family and I am living for it

  • @haner7462
    @haner7462 4 года назад +341

    Where was the spoiler warning?! I was literally about to finish The Prodigy

  • @blank8058
    @blank8058 4 года назад +657

    Ted’s just gonna become a movie review channel and I’ll be totally okay with it.

    • @luisalonsoxy3530
      @luisalonsoxy3530 4 года назад +3

      Hindi movie review

    • @frankejk
      @frankejk 4 года назад +8

      just like pyrocynical

    • @redshamrock05
      @redshamrock05 4 года назад +3

      Bro, that would be awesome lmao!

    • @zorpglorp8065
      @zorpglorp8065 4 года назад +6

      He reviews the movies nobody else will

    • @frowny_brow
      @frowny_brow 4 года назад +1

      @@zorpglorp8065 I'm so grateful for that

  • @mattiasfigueroa9438
    @mattiasfigueroa9438 4 года назад +807

    All of the castles in "the prodigy" are Japanese, in fact at 10:42 it's Himeji castle. I'm pretty sure the tower that the chick is singing on is also Japanese.

  • @EaseeCheesee
    @EaseeCheesee 2 года назад +58

    I used to watch The Prodigy when i was a kid and honestly I thought I’d just had a terrible fever dream but no, It was real and I’m in shambles. I live in fear.

  • @strayble
    @strayble 3 года назад +3741

    this is one of my comfort videos
    I watched it when I was back at college, with my now ex girlfriend, when covid wasn’t a thing. I was relaxing between classes and having a delicious lunch after cleaning my room. My friends and I were seeing each other daily.
    Now, I haven’t seen my friends in nearly a year. My girlfriend and I broke up and she is now seeing a new guy. I’m all online in college. Life isn’t as fun. But this video stays, and still makes me smile. Kind of a weird comment to get I’m sure, but Ted, thank you for your content. It means more to me-and I’m sure to others-than you might think.

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 года назад +1892

      damn. I need to make more videos. hope you're doing well in these crazy times my friend!

    • @strayble
      @strayble 3 года назад +547

      @@TedNivison Same to you brother! I'll admit that I didn't quite expect you to see my comment, and I'm now a little embarrassed that you did! But still, the message still stands: your content and personality are a breath of fresh air, as well as something that makes life seem a bit brighter.
      Like you said, life is crazy right now--take care of your health first, and make videos whenever you're ready. I'll be waiting until then!
      Thanks again Ted, go have a good meal and watch a nice movie :)

    • @mysterygamer2793
      @mysterygamer2793 3 года назад +83

      Hope you’re doing better man

    • @lambbri
      @lambbri 3 года назад +62

      @@strayble I hope things are looking up for you, random nice internet guy

    • @strayble
      @strayble 3 года назад +65

      @@lambbri thank you so much friend :) life is looking a bit more up now! there's the occasional rough or anxious day, but i'm still breathing and can feel the sun :) hope you're doing well too!

  • @jjelds
    @jjelds 4 года назад +276

    I’m sorry, but I swear I watched the entirety of both streams where Ted watched these...
    I have no recollection of the Prodigy at all

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +11

      Jackie Jelderks Hmm guess it’s what it does to you

  • @stijndevries6175
    @stijndevries6175 3 года назад +331

    The fact that the general from the merryland movie yelled "the enemy is here" when the bulls arrived implies the bulls are the enemy the army is fighting, which implies the main character thinks he can live in harmony with raging bulls.

  • @stevenditomasso3446
    @stevenditomasso3446 2 года назад +31

    I like how he mentions,in the second review,that the last battle was he weirdest part as if the everything that came before and after wasn’t already weird

  • @justsomepineapples
    @justsomepineapples 3 года назад +419

    I have now become thoroughly convinced that the only reason the main character is named Patrick is so that Tom Kenny could refer to him as Patrick and remind people that this is in fact the man who plays Sponge Bob

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 7 месяцев назад +15

      As soon as his character said Patrick I was like "They knew what they were doing."

  • @DANIELEXE-ye2cr
    @DANIELEXE-ye2cr 4 года назад +478

    Ted is spiraling and I don’t think we can stop this.

  • @jacksmart_
    @jacksmart_ 4 года назад +108

    13:15 when he says “I won’t eat your poison” he sounded like an oblivion NPC

  • @chrono9503
    @chrono9503 Год назад +30

    I’m pretty sure Tom Kenny is an SCP that manifests whenever there is a vacancy of a voice actor

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fr he voices in a movie made by a Japanese cult too

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 6 месяцев назад +1

      He’s my personal scp who stalks me whenever I’m trying to watch anything animated.

  • @gachasaver5846
    @gachasaver5846 4 года назад +440

    giant, meaty triangles was a distractingly offputting phrase

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 3 года назад +2

      Wtf hhahah

    • @princess_jellybelly1320
      @princess_jellybelly1320 6 месяцев назад

      I agree, WHY did Ted have to say, "Giant, meaty triangles?" Just say, "Weird asf ears."

  • @bakescake1254
    @bakescake1254 4 года назад +306

    *"ITS JUST CHAOS IN THE KITCHEN, ITS MY BRAND!"*
    This defenitly isnt a kitchen but it is very chaotic

  • @toby6418
    @toby6418 4 года назад +467

    i cant get over the fact that the "perfect" world is called Maryland

    • @bent8085
      @bent8085 3 года назад +18

      Maryland is a perfect state

    • @sophasaf
      @sophasaf 3 года назад +2

      One of the richest

    • @HushSkunk
      @HushSkunk 2 года назад +5

      I mean… have you tasted Old Bay?

  • @Tree-House69
    @Tree-House69 2 года назад +35

    The 2nd one absolutely sounds like it was written during someones really bad trip, it gives me the vibes of weird japanese commercials or niche TV shows.

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson 4 года назад +194

    Why does the despicable rat have human ears on the inside of his ears

  • @sirporkchop2002
    @sirporkchop2002 4 года назад +65

    I remember my Grandparents giving me the Prodigy when i was younger and I had never been so confused. Especially being as it came in a box labelled as Shrek

  • @danksquirtle2858
    @danksquirtle2858 4 года назад +674

    Theres this guy named Patrick. And he’s transported to a place called “Merryland” and becomes a panda. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @goose6427
      @goose6427 4 года назад +14

      Dank Squirtle I’m telling you he turned into a pickle,uh I mean panda, funniest thing shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @blueygooey8899
      @blueygooey8899 4 года назад +20

      *Maryland sweating in the corner*

    • @rohn_kota2192
      @rohn_kota2192 4 года назад +4

      @@blueygooey8899 shhhhhh, you know too much

    • @blueygooey8899
      @blueygooey8899 4 года назад +3

      @noah big H they were talking about the mystical land where all is merry, not the state of Maryland, if that's what you're asking

    • @gothkurata
      @gothkurata 4 года назад

      "merryland" i thought it was spelled "maryland"

  • @newshirrt
    @newshirrt 2 года назад +17

    I’m a couple of years too late to this video but I just want to say the reason the hippo in the second movie wants to be referred to as a river horse is probably that the word for hippo in mandarin (河馬) literally translates to that, so yeah

  • @awesomeblueskull4048
    @awesomeblueskull4048 4 года назад +196

    Spongebob got in deep with the mafia and was forced to do this movie or they would break his knee caps and I bet they have his snail locked up

  • @keish1175
    @keish1175 4 года назад +500

    "Merryland is peaceful"
    Baltimore Maryland murder count last year: 348

    • @roccobrooks7521
      @roccobrooks7521 4 года назад +8

      @@mikem9098 chicago is only 329 in 2019, less total and per capita, baltimore also has a higher violent crime rate, get on our level

    • @jasmine-yh1mo
      @jasmine-yh1mo 4 года назад +3

      THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT LMAOOOO

    • @yawilli09
      @yawilli09 4 года назад +1

      Oof. I’m glad I live in The county rather than the city. I used to live in the city I don’t know how i didnt die yet. Please don’t try to look for me for giving you half my address im just a 14 year old kid.

    • @jasmine-yh1mo
      @jasmine-yh1mo 4 года назад +6

      @@yawilli09 i used to live in the westside of baltimore and im surprised im not fucking dead either lol.

    • @monkeyatanofficedesk9253
      @monkeyatanofficedesk9253 4 года назад

      I live in a sane place

  • @kath8710
    @kath8710 4 года назад +160

    ted gleefully explaining the lore of the second movie made me the happiest i've been in weeks

    • @dashing3608
      @dashing3608 3 года назад +8

      I also love how he actually looked like he was in pain trying to explain it. 😂

  • @bootsmecat7810
    @bootsmecat7810 2 года назад +12

    Theory:
    In "The Adventures of Panda Warrior", Patrick is actually dead. He fell off a cliff and died, that's when the "amulet activated". His brain is flooding him with endorphins while he's going, that's what his entire experience in Merryland is.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 года назад +3

      Alternatively, he actually reincarnated into a new world (hence why he’s a panda all of a sudden). Since the movie supposedly takes place in China and Buddhism involves reincarnation, maybe he was reborn into the world that his grandpa apparently knew existed (and perhaps his grandpa lived there in a past life?).
      I’m putting too much thought into this

  • @watertz6325
    @watertz6325 4 года назад +92

    If I had a nickel for every time Kung-Fu Panda had a knock-off, I'd have 7 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 7 times.

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 4 года назад +100

    Patrick died when he fell off the cliff. He imagined everything in Merryland as some kind of high nightmare thing. Either that or Merryland is purgatory/hell. That’s just my theory.

  • @MediocreToker
    @MediocreToker 4 года назад +130

    There’s this amazingly horrible Aladdin knock-off called like “son of Aladdin.” Talk about a fever dream

  • @thejeemsmemes
    @thejeemsmemes 2 года назад +27

    22:58 i can hear spongebob

    • @ZayecValentine
      @ZayecValentine 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds more like another character in SpongeBob that he probably also played

  • @abusedkazooie1548
    @abusedkazooie1548 4 года назад +204

    Is no one gonna mention the “No one insults grandpa except grandma!”

    • @lexaryan526
      @lexaryan526 3 года назад +7

      Why did you spell grandpa wrong but grandma right

    • @abusedkazooie1548
      @abusedkazooie1548 3 года назад +19

      @@lexaryan526 cause I’m an idiot

    • @egg3143
      @egg3143 3 года назад +4

      @@abusedkazooie1548 same honestly

  • @verisuarr
    @verisuarr 4 года назад +584

    I remember watching "The Prodigy" as a kid and I thought it was such a good movie but now I'm questioning my sense of quality

    • @dumpsterfire7790
      @dumpsterfire7790 4 года назад +13

      Omg same

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 4 года назад +43

      As a kid you like a lot of bad things I remember Mars meets moms was one of my favorite movies as a kid and I don't quite know why

    • @rileyr4206
      @rileyr4206 4 года назад +14

      I have never seen this wth how do you find this???????

    • @CongressGamingINC
      @CongressGamingINC 3 года назад +5

      Bro that’s how I was with Kira the Brave or whatever and The Frog Prince😂😂

    • @phine2202
      @phine2202 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 4 года назад +629

    Is "Gwyneth Paltrow" actually Gwyneth Paltrow or is that just what Ted calls that character?

    • @mikuooeeoo
      @mikuooeeoo 4 года назад +18

      Adam Meilak ENLIGHTENMENT IM SOBBIHGNGNGGGG

    • @kero_sene3483
      @kero_sene3483 4 года назад

      E i dont understand

    • @avinashsingh1642
      @avinashsingh1642 4 года назад +35

      it's actually Gwyneth Paltrow

    • @hodd.
      @hodd. 4 года назад +58

      The perfume was goop

    • @ciarahaynes4540
      @ciarahaynes4540 4 года назад +2

      She isn't in it just what he decided to call that character

  • @Thoughtless427
    @Thoughtless427 2 года назад +6

    Norm MacDonald being in the second one was a twist I literally could only have seen coming if had I been given omniscience.

  • @TheBlackShatPack
    @TheBlackShatPack 4 года назад +130

    20:00 that dudes necklace is a totem of undying

  • @finallyfizz336
    @finallyfizz336 4 года назад +174

    Ok I'm rewatching this and how the hell did I not notice how TERRIFYING KG's teeth are, what the hell

  • @waz9647
    @waz9647 4 года назад +165

    didn’t think i’d hear “meaty triangles” this morning

  • @ashtynfelton1593
    @ashtynfelton1593 Год назад +4

    “i won’t eat your poison, gwenyth paltrow” should be merch.

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 года назад +680

    Tedular: "Maryland? That's the stupidest name ever."
    Me, who lives in Maryland: *sweats nervously*

  • @papercut931
    @papercut931 3 года назад +198

    You telling us what happened in these movies is like listening to that friend who watched a bad movie and came over at 2 am to explain it to you.

  • @ifan.stoddart
    @ifan.stoddart 4 года назад +109

    The one time I can excuse Ted for not having BIG LION as his background

  • @iSyf
    @iSyf 2 года назад +14

    25:29 Now *THIS* is favourite puppy!

    • @Olliv3tree
      @Olliv3tree 7 месяцев назад +1

      OMG not the Chuckle Sandwich reference! :O

  • @yolojolo8219
    @yolojolo8219 4 года назад +219

    7:00 "that's their date, they play tag"
    Michael Reeves and Lily Pichu over here playing hide and seek.

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 4 года назад +8

      1v1

    • @SirPigasus
      @SirPigasus 4 года назад +20

      They also chased eachother with tazers

    • @ramsey_ajr1702
      @ramsey_ajr1702 4 года назад +2

      @@SirPigasus Well...that's partly just because he loves tazing people.

    • @Epic11705
      @Epic11705 2 года назад +1

      Tag is fun, especially for playful teens

  • @isaacnoble2278
    @isaacnoble2278 4 года назад +194

    "Wise characteristcs and Funny characteristcs don't fit together" Wrong, Uncle Iroh.

    • @heylookitsn0ah
      @heylookitsn0ah 4 года назад +7

      He’s right, you know

    • @Mmmmmmmmmmmac
      @Mmmmmmmmmmmac 4 года назад +17

      Wrong again, Joseph Joestar

    • @TeamDiamondShaft
      @TeamDiamondShaft 4 года назад +3

      @@Mmmmmmmmmmmac go ahead, mistur joesturr, also how did he forget about yoda?

    • @diobrandooo3061
      @diobrandooo3061 4 года назад +1

      He also forgot about uncle ruckus

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 года назад

      Iirc his funny parts weren’t “LOL SO WACKY” so I think it’s different

  • @mr.catman6911
    @mr.catman6911 4 года назад +860

    “There’s seven, And that is more than six!”
    Omg, that’s even more than five
    Edit after a year: why is the chain still going, and how low can we get it, do your thing boys

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 4 года назад +40

      Holy shit and thats so many more then 4

    • @Meatle.
      @Meatle. 4 года назад +30

      @@kameronmyles2013 Damn, that's more than 3.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 4 года назад +30

      @@Meatle. holy cow, thats more than 2

    • @Meatle.
      @Meatle. 4 года назад +30

      @@kameronmyles2013 Aw heck, that's above 1.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 4 года назад +31

      @@Meatle. and that aint below 0

  • @simonkemfors
    @simonkemfors 10 месяцев назад +3

    trying to undestand the second movie is like trying to understand the plot four children make up while playing

  • @ooppetal2183
    @ooppetal2183 4 года назад +158

    no one in particular:
    knock off movies: **dances at end**

  • @thomasbaker6757
    @thomasbaker6757 4 года назад +63

    “There’s more than seven, and I don’t know if you knew this, but that’s more than six” Ted 2020

  • @scremmy_draws
    @scremmy_draws 3 года назад +255

    Fun fact: The “river horse” thing is actually factually accurate! Hippos are called river horses

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, hippopotamus is old Greek for river horse. In Dutch they’re also called “Nile horses”.

    • @piinutbutter4312
      @piinutbutter4312 Год назад +13

      In Chinese, hippos are called 河馬. 河 means river, and 馬 means horse.

    • @gonkdroid4prez539
      @gonkdroid4prez539 Год назад +7

      @@DanDanDoe yeah, its funny cause when people call them hippos, they're basically just saying horse