@@stickitydoodah I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the movie "They Live", in which there's a special pair of glasses that allow people to see the aliens hiding amongst humanity. Very random reference though.
Plot: • A guy named Ted gets a job at a fancy restaurant • He tries to kill his boss and is promptly fired • Witnesses the Hindenburg disaster (not important) • Ted tries to get multiple jobs while he is living on the street, but he ends up being arrested for public intoxication • He raids the armory and escapes from prison, running into the wilderness • After wandering for several days, Ted takes cover in an abandoned cabin • Ted loses his mind as he goes on a goat-murdering spree • He begins to think that he can talk to animals and gives an already-dead bear that he shot several times in the head one of his guns • Ted consumes the flesh of a radioactive dear and gets superpowers • Also, he gets attacked by a moose (not important) • He flies to the nearest city and wreaks havoc on many of the civilians • Ted gets stuck in a loop of being arrested and escaping from prisons • After escaping for the final time, Ted hires someone to teach him how to reinstate himself in society • The person he hired was rven crazier than him, so it only makes things worse • As a last-ditch effort to become normal again, Ted assumes a new identity and tries dating • After many failed dates, Ted gets a Disney-obsessed girlfriend and lives an average life in the city with her • the end
I was also laughing my ass off, especially how this bot specifically designed for English ended the convo with 'sayonara'. With how bad she'd been with English, it really felt like it was all build-up to that as a punchline.
I want to see Ted just say "Do you want to see me dance?" in Chuckle Sandwhich, then just stand up, perform a planned 15-second routine, then sit down and return to normal
I’m cracking up so hard cuz I agree! It was so funny and he moved past it so quickly I wanna know what happens if you do more or combine them and what all the possible outcomes and hallucinations there are!
Yeah that's what I was thinking? Between that and the robot bit, it REALLY seemed like there might be some somewhat-interesting underlying horror elements to the game that he didn't really get into exploring.
Me too! For some reason recently I haven’t been laughing very much at anything I watched so I thought maybe I just grew up? But no I laughed so hard at that AI bot.
I took melatonin for the first time in a while. woke up at 3am. watched this video. went back to bed. got up at 4:30am for work. deadass convinced myself i had the weirdest melatonin dream and that i dreamt up this entire video. the lore between mixi, justin, and nicholas, haunted my entire workday.
Hindenburg VR was WILD. Can't wait to see more like that: 9/11 VR, Great Chicago Fire VR, Titanic Sinking VR (I think that one may already exist actually), Chris Kattan Career Sim VR - the possibilities are endless, really.
surprisingly 62 of the 97 people on board the hindenburg survived. you can see them in the footage just appearing out of what looks to be a flaming whale as the structure begins to touch down and immediately sprinting away.
The chatbot one was so funny. I wonder if it was run on whatever Smarterchild used back in the day. The way it brought up random people made it seem similar. Like it was picking out things from conversations it'd had with others that you hadn't been a part of.
Hey, Valve Index user here that also has glasses, don't unplug the headset from power when you finish using it, it keeps the lenses warm to prevent fogging. Also, remove the front plastic piece, its just held on by magnets and has a USB port under it. In that USB port you can put a fan to keep the headset cool. KiwiDesign makes one that looks pretty good. I also don't recommend playing in 144Hz unless you have this fan, make sure its set to 120 or lower and make sure to remove the front piece of plastic. Thank you for your time
I cannot tell you as an arab how loudly i yelled "FUCK YEAH" seeing you on creators for palestine. I've been a big fan since you and schlatt desecrated cheerios with dish soap, and with the amount of creators I've grown up with that have either ignored or expressed approval of what's happening to my brothers and sisters, seeing you care actually warms my heart way more than I could begin to explain, thanks man❤
When it's talking about the courage of hunting, it's not talking about _your_ courage, it's talking about _the animals'_ courage. That's why the animals in the game are not scared at all.
All Ted Nivison review videos for some reason feel like a fever dream to me, I can't explain why, but it's so God damn intriguing and I can't stop watching them. Keep it up
Mixie has been CRYING. I've never wanted a VR set even a little bit before but now im willing to empty my bank account for the ability to talk to her myself.
I mean any of us who wear glasses all day know the nightmare of waking up, putting them on, and being followed around by hellish souls bent on tormenting you until you take your glasses off again
i first saw this video in 1986, when Ted found me and broke my kneecaps with a milk flavored baseball bat, while chanting the phrase “LOVE YOU TO DEATH.) Ted, care to explain?
glad he posted this video now i have an outlet to share my experience with meeting ted nivison for the first time. i was at my local dicks sporting goods looking to get new equipment when out of the corner of my eye i saw a very tall figure lurking in the baseball section. i turned to get a better look and realized that it was the very famous celebrity ted nivison. my face lit up as i began to approach him, but what i thought was a smile on his face quickly grew into a contorted and lurid expression burned into my retinas forever. i hesitated but it looked as if he was extending his arm into a handshake so i continued on. it was too late when i realized he was holding a baseball bat. that was when he smashed my kneecaps.
The prison vr game putting hands on the screen to control with buttons deafest the entire point of vr, this game could legit be done with just controllers 😭
The fact that Mixi is supposed to be teaching English but responds in Japanese when you bid her farewell is hands down the funniest thing I've seen all week
Howdy Ted, after watching for a while I remembered about Peter Caine Dog Trainer and it turns out he's back with more. I think it'd be an amazing business opportunity to do more videos on him and maybe have him on chuckle sandwich
"I never forget a face but for you, I'll make an exception" is the funniest burn
Especially when it's coming from an English learning AI made in 2017
I enjoyed the dynamic between the lady and Ted
That whole conversation was the best kind of feverdream 😂
I think that lady is the only sentient AI we've created so far.
of course he only figured out the disney manlet woman
scrolling too far down on steam is like discovering the dark side of the internet. you are so brave. a man of the people. dare i say, a hero.
Couldn't have said it better 😂 the stuff you can find when you scroll down on steam sure is something..
Vixella in ted nivision comments was not on my bingo card but hello!
VIXELLA?! What are you doing here 😭
This is the stuff you find when you complete your Steam Discovery Queue
Braver than the hunters
"your absence is required" is such a crazy thing to say, i'll be using that now as well
Sounds like something an elderly and snarky wizard would say while you are disturbing their studies.
Timestamp?
@@tomatopotatu8137 33:30
She sounds like a witch who has the power of the ancient ones, or something xD
@@tomatopotatu8137it’s about 33 minutes in :)
absolutely cried from laughter when he put on the glasses after vaping and was just suddenly surrounded by stationary goblins
It was genuinely unsettling lmao and I'm not sure if that was supposed to happen either
He was off the goblin gas
@@stickitydoodah I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the movie "They Live", in which there's a special pair of glasses that allow people to see the aliens hiding amongst humanity. Very random reference though.
That hobo sim was a f**king twilight zone episode
@@stickitydoodah😭😭
Thank you Ted nivision for inventing VR
Lmao
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
Thank you Ted.
Yeah, thanks Roosevelt.
Thank you Ted
Plot:
• A guy named Ted gets a job at a fancy restaurant
• He tries to kill his boss and is promptly fired
• Witnesses the Hindenburg disaster (not important)
• Ted tries to get multiple jobs while he is living on the street, but he ends up being arrested for public intoxication
• He raids the armory and escapes from prison, running into the wilderness
• After wandering for several days, Ted takes cover in an abandoned cabin
• Ted loses his mind as he goes on a goat-murdering spree
• He begins to think that he can talk to animals and gives an already-dead bear that he shot several times in the head one of his guns
• Ted consumes the flesh of a radioactive dear and gets superpowers
• Also, he gets attacked by a moose (not important)
• He flies to the nearest city and wreaks havoc on many of the civilians
• Ted gets stuck in a loop of being arrested and escaping from prisons
• After escaping for the final time, Ted hires someone to teach him how to reinstate himself in society
• The person he hired was rven crazier than him, so it only makes things worse
• As a last-ditch effort to become normal again, Ted assumes a new identity and tries dating
• After many failed dates, Ted gets a Disney-obsessed girlfriend and lives an average life in the city with her
• the end
"he gets attacled by a moose" is a wild thing to dismiss as not important 🤣🤣
@0x5DA Hey it happens every day in Minnesota so much "moose insurance" is a legit thing. Of course they're used to it.
I need you to know this comment had my sides splitting for more than half the video 😭
Witnesses the Hindenburg disaster (not important) This is the funniest line I've ever read
Bravo
24:52 What a stupid ass game i was laughing my ass off😭💀 Girl was burning you to a crisp like damn💀💀💀
Then she throws out those sick moves, too?! Unbelievable
I was also laughing my ass off, especially how this bot specifically designed for English ended the convo with 'sayonara'. With how bad she'd been with English, it really felt like it was all build-up to that as a punchline.
I want to see Ted just say "Do you want to see me dance?" in Chuckle Sandwhich, then just stand up, perform a planned 15-second routine, then sit down and return to normal
this needs to happen
Ted and Tucker should perform a fully choreographed 2 minute dance performance next time they meet up
PLEASE DO THIS TED
Ted immediately turning to murder when Jerry made a few noises behind his back is infinitely funny
私たちは星を受け継ぐために生まれてきた
noo ow stop
@@PizzaFresser-ty5gr dear god, the bot has learned to speak japanese
@@diip-ali1228oh no
@@diip-ali1228 he really wanted to be a main chacater poor guy. :(
it feels like there's something more going on with the hobo living vr game, i really want to see all the drug effects and the aliens and shit
I was surprised how quickly he brushed past the vape aliens
I’m cracking up so hard cuz I agree! It was so funny and he moved past it so quickly I wanna know what happens if you do more or combine them and what all the possible outcomes and hallucinations there are!
the aliens was the funniest fucking part of this video and he barely acknowledges it 😭😭😭
No fr there’s levels to this
Yeah that's what I was thinking? Between that and the robot bit, it REALLY seemed like there might be some somewhat-interesting underlying horror elements to the game that he didn't really get into exploring.
I fucking LOST it at those prisoner walks. Near tears. Ted was right they look like bad high school actors doing West Side Story
IK THE INTO THE WOODS MUSIC KILLED ME
STOPPP NOT THE WEST SIDE STORY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS NEWSIES
@@tsarinaballerina4 ALSO ACCURATE
ACTUALLY I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE THEN WHEN TED WAS TALKING TO THE SASSY ASS WEST COAST ACCENT CHAT BOT
Mixi is a *menace*
Same here I completely lost it!! 😂
Me too! For some reason recently I haven’t been laughing very much at anything I watched so I thought maybe I just grew up? But no I laughed so hard at that AI bot.
Dude fucking ‘Mixi’ or whatever made me lose my shit, especially when she started dancing I was DYING
same OMG its been so long since i laughed THIS hard😂😭😭
I had been holding it together and then I lost it when she started dancing 💀
"goodbye, forever.."
"say-o-nara :D"
I took melatonin for the first time in a while. woke up at 3am. watched this video. went back to bed. got up at 4:30am for work. deadass convinced myself i had the weirdest melatonin dream and that i dreamt up this entire video. the lore between mixi, justin, and nicholas, haunted my entire workday.
you’re so real dude
Ted standing 3 inches from a bear, emptying his entire magazine into its skull, and it just not giving a single fuck is gold 😭
Day z be like
Followed by a sincere RUclipsr apology segment😭
"Your absense is required" goes so hard
Timestamp?
33:33
29:28 "don't gaslight me please" lmao
“a little rude is a terrible thing to waste” is so unhinged but i feel like there’s not way to respond to that
dude "your absence is required" is so fire. that is the best way to tell somebody to take a hike i've ever heard
Hindenburg VR was WILD. Can't wait to see more like that: 9/11 VR, Great Chicago Fire VR, Titanic Sinking VR (I think that one may already exist actually), Chris Kattan Career Sim VR - the possibilities are endless, really.
Titanic sinking was actually one of the first vr games ever made for the oculus rift
9/11 vr exists, it was like a huge controversial thing
Unit 731 Simulator
If this was a Wikimedia Commons asset it would actually be really neat. But no…it’s a game…that is being sold for money…
surprisingly 62 of the 97 people on board the hindenburg survived. you can see them in the footage just appearing out of what looks to be a flaming whale as the structure begins to touch down and immediately sprinting away.
8:19 trippin off the evil dark shadow kush cart
Fr bro 😂 no one talking about the damn mannequins that flashed on the screen. D
on't trust random vapes kids.
he started seeing the hatman fr
@@andshescallingacab4346 omg I love the hat man
@user-gy6hr4ti6b Looks like a they live reference to me with the glasses. Which is honestly kind of cool.
im smokin dung beetle
The chatbot one was so funny. I wonder if it was run on whatever Smarterchild used back in the day. The way it brought up random people made it seem similar. Like it was picking out things from conversations it'd had with others that you hadn't been a part of.
i wouldnt want a kid playing that shit. "how old are you" "what're you wearing" those are concerning questions
"Is that supposed to be code for unemployed" Lmao
Fuckin roasted
Hey, Valve Index user here that also has glasses, don't unplug the headset from power when you finish using it, it keeps the lenses warm to prevent fogging. Also, remove the front plastic piece, its just held on by magnets and has a USB port under it. In that USB port you can put a fan to keep the headset cool. KiwiDesign makes one that looks pretty good. I also don't recommend playing in 144Hz unless you have this fan, make sure its set to 120 or lower and make sure to remove the front piece of plastic. Thank you for your time
All good advice hope he reads this
Timestamps:
0:00 - Start
36:11 - End
Thank you. Really helped
Thank you so much
i needed this a lot thanks
Thanks
Thx for the effort 💜
29:24 "dont gaslight me please" mixi is fucking insane😭
The way Hunting VR describes pissing and shitting, is the same way vampires describe their blood thirst
oh my god jerry heckling you and then the next shot being you with a knife to his throat KILLED ME
the worst vr game was the freinds we made along the way
That profile pic is familiar
Friends
8:54 genuinely more terrifying than most horror games
Seriously wtf was that
If you can put up with Shlatt for so long you can put up with Jerry's bs
I cannot tell you as an arab how loudly i yelled "FUCK YEAH" seeing you on creators for palestine. I've been a big fan since you and schlatt desecrated cheerios with dish soap, and with the amount of creators I've grown up with that have either ignored or expressed approval of what's happening to my brothers and sisters, seeing you care actually warms my heart way more than I could begin to explain, thanks man❤
I knew Ted was evil but I didn't know he would be so evil as to ignore Jerry's pleas for help.
When it's talking about the courage of hunting, it's not talking about _your_ courage, it's talking about _the animals'_ courage. That's why the animals in the game are not scared at all.
"come here I'm gonna put you on facebook", that is so threatening good lord. Thats gonna be my new thing now.
Watching Ted consume low-quality media is my favorite type of Ted video, sorry I love slop fr
NOT CALLING TED SLOP im referring to the shitty gamez n mediaz
Finally a video about my niche micro hobby that I obsessively love, thank you Ted!
Lol
danny gonzalez did this like 9 months ago
@@abarker.121and this is not even Ted’s first video about this topic either
All Ted Nivison review videos for some reason feel like a fever dream to me, I can't explain why, but it's so God damn intriguing and I can't stop watching them. Keep it up
18:15 "GO GO GADGET GUN"
Mixie has been CRYING. I've never wanted a VR set even a little bit before but now im willing to empty my bank account for the ability to talk to her myself.
Ah yes "evil superhero". There couldnt possibly be a word for that that they could have used
it felt like a they were going for a Homelander simulator
2:19 *gasp* Im a fucking vampire..
"I can clean myself?.. Can I clean my body?" that was so earnest it actually made me a little sad
bro goes away for a month and comes back with a banger everytime
“Come here, I want to put you on Facebook” is a crazy line
I mean any of us who wear glasses all day know the nightmare of waking up, putting them on, and being followed around by hellish souls bent on tormenting you until you take your glasses off again
"s t o p, s t o p, s t o p"
"are you FOUR???"
“o w, o o o h, s t O p, o w”
Ted saying “no need to pray”
Followed by him disintegrated the people kneeling with his laser vision is so funny
i love your videos
No you don’t
I love YOUR videos
No you don’t
I read that as "I miss your videos" I think I'm dyslexic..
to death?
Really helped my english when she went "Sayonara"
I don't know why"RUclipsrs who are not at all related to VR making videos about VR is my absolute favorite genre of RUclips" but I love it
"Ooh, ow, stop" doesn't sound like he's heckling you, it sounds like you're lightly slapping him.
Not me cackling uncontrollably the whole video. I have been so stressed, I needed that. Thank you, Ted!
I love the prison break simulator which doesn't use guards as the enemy. No, it's the other prisoners which want you to stay in.
"A little rude is such a terrible thing to waste" is just amazing and so true.
crying at ted fighting an english bot
18:15 This was the hardest I've laughed in over a week after seeing this part 😂
(Well now that part was topped by the homicidal AI chatbot 🤣)
Great video Ted, looking forward to that Apple Gooey Keyboard shirt!
bro turning into a vtuber if he plays ONE MORE HOUR in the vrchat servers
The pipeline is real
The npcs in hobo vr actually do be like the people in the area and major city I live near
i first saw this video in 1986, when Ted found me and broke my kneecaps with a milk flavored baseball bat, while chanting the phrase “LOVE YOU TO DEATH.) Ted, care to explain?
you need to make another one of these videos. i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
There is a landfill amount of vr game filth out on the internet and I wouldn't want anyone else to dive into it.
27:05 SHE FR STARTED GASLIGHTING HIM LOL
Holy shit Ted posted
literally word for word the same thing I said
Holy Ted shit posted
Holy shit does not care
@@user-ej8wm4st8l Then why are you watching 😐
@@Davis_50 that took a while for me to understand but now I get it I will need to dedicate a diss rap album to you in order to come back
Watching this made me believe the state of most people drunk playing games are equal to just Ted normally playing games.
I like how the prison game is litteraly just a developer being like "What if fallout lock picking was more annoying"
An English practice chat bot ending the convo with Japanese is so perfect
ted snapping around and saying "Are You FOUR?!?" got me rolling.😂 you remind me a lot of my bud. same vocal attenuation too.
Was that second game secretly a horror game or something? Jesus. Viscerally upsetting.
28:42 OMFG LMAO I almost just died choking on my own saliva from laughing at that shit 😂😂 that Dave cought me so off guard
came here from the garbage flavor podcast, and really excited to see your new merch the apple gooey keyboard, uhh, celebration shirt!
glad he posted this video now i have an outlet to share my experience with meeting ted nivison for the first time. i was at my local dicks sporting goods looking to get new equipment when out of the corner of my eye i saw a very tall figure lurking in the baseball section. i turned to get a better look and realized that it was the very famous celebrity ted nivison. my face lit up as i began to approach him, but what i thought was a smile on his face quickly grew into a contorted and lurid expression burned into my retinas forever. i hesitated but it looked as if he was extending his arm into a handshake so i continued on. it was too late when i realized he was holding a baseball bat. that was when he smashed my kneecaps.
My condolences
There is literally nothing that could have prepared me even a little bit for the Hindenburg Simulator
6:21 is there a 9/11 VR game...
8:56, apparently you get to be in the tower
8:46*
The prison vr game putting hands on the screen to control with buttons deafest the entire point of vr, this game could legit be done with just controllers 😭
The fact that Mixi is supposed to be teaching English but responds in Japanese when you bid her farewell is hands down the funniest thing I've seen all week
Came here from the garbage flavor podcast. Looking forward to the apple gooey sloppy mushy keyboard merch
This is a fate worse than death
Howdy Ted, after watching for a while I remembered about Peter Caine Dog Trainer and it turns out he's back with more. I think it'd be an amazing business opportunity to do more videos on him and maybe have him on chuckle sandwich
Ted’s using VR to prepare himself for the next Coachella, beware the milkman.
That last game was wild. Felt like a sleezy version of those weird FMV games on the Sega CD.
You can buy prescription lenses that you can insert in your index so you dont have to wear your glasses. They are relatively cheap
This was truly the funniest video I’ve seen in a while
An advert cut off Ted’s scream as the moose was about to kill him and that just made it funnier 😂
1:13 I love how he says "One user gave a review and said ..." and it's literally Thrillseeker lmao
Finally a new Ted video to quench the ted drought
You need to spend more time on Hobo Living VR. I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE VAPE ALIENS AND ROBOT REINCARNATION
I havent laughed so much in awhile and its all thanks to Jerry and you playing into it was just amazing.
8:49 had me WHEEZING !!! omgg ted is just so naturally funny
I find it so funny that both Ted and Schlatt have both played Hobo Living VR lmao
Didn't Charlie as well??
im way too high for this
Has everything turned orange yet
hit the nic too hard 😔
@@hannahbutler78the goblins have awoken
The hobo living low-key felt like a horror game lol
So I come from a garbage flavor podcast and was told I won an Apple Goey Keyboard?
11:40 the hot dogs at 711
Funny. I JUST watched the other VR video yesterday. This came up in recommended and I didn’t even realize it was new at first. HOT DOG!
I love to rewatch this every day after work and drink an absolutely diabolical alcoholical amount. I love this so much
Sameee
this whole video was so funny, i actually cried of laughter LMFAO
Me watching you change the cover of the video every 5 minutes lol
CAME HERE FROM THE GARBAGE FLAVOR EPISODE!❤🎉