Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING TikToks

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 2 года назад +3701

    TIMESTAMPS
    7:40 A small amount of water bottles
    9:33 Defecation Toilet
    10:45 Slay has gone too far
    12:04 Walter
    13:56 Cartwheel
    15:15 Frog
    15:59 Super Mario
    17:12 Monday
    18:26 Henry
    20:12 Elmo
    21:04 Why is the carpet wet
    21:57 Monke
    22:38 Capybara Crossing
    23:33 Cat hits the fattest whip
    24:28 Gorilla Gym
    25:35 Average JSchlatt fan
    26:18 Cat Sneezes
    27:18 La Creatura
    28:42 Man Shutcho
    29:10 This is awesome
    30:54 El Gato
    31:32 Feeding Time
    32:10 Frederick Fazbear
    33:08 El Gato Numero Dos
    34:06 Willpower
    35:07 Roller Skates
    36:00 Orange
    36:28 Cereal is Probably
    37:13 El Gato Numero Tres
    37:20 Pickle
    38:40 Women
    39:22 El Gato Numero Quatro
    39:59 Looney Tunes Urinal
    40:38 Prius Scalper
    42:15 100% Brain Power
    43:32 Egg in Mayo Water
    44:43 Whee
    45:04 El Gato Numero Cinco
    45:25 Rope
    46:09 Groan Tubes
    47:17 Over The Hedge
    49:05 Pizza Time
    50:15 Skewer
    50:32 Charles Boyle
    51:00 Egg
    51:25 El Gato Numero Seis
    51:44 Instant Regret
    52:01 El Gato Numero Siete
    52:20 No Habla Ingles
    53:02 Augh
    53:25 is Nick Gay?
    53:55 Batman Symbol
    54:15 The Russians
    54:29 Too Sturdy
    54:56 Monke Part 2
    55:50 Train Horn
    56:06 He can do tricks
    57:36 Cutting
    57:58 Number 12
    58:31 Harmonica
    58:49 Least Insane Sonic Fan
    59:58 Average School Bathroom
    1:00:30 Huge Brain
    1:00:56 Me Too
    1:01:12 El Gato Numero Ocho
    1:02:36 Clash Royale Moment
    1:04:40 Gibbon Moment
    1:05:15 Average Anime Fan
    1:05:49 The Classic
    1:06:37 Pacer Test
    1:07:20 Jerma in Michigan
    1:08:45 El Gato Numero Nueve
    1:09:20 I wouldn’t dance for nobody
    1:09:32 POWERADE MONKEY
    1:10:00 Too Sturdy 2
    1:10:12 All 59 Women
    1:10:55 Average Anime Fan 2
    1:12:30 Average Texan
    1:13:06 Sleepy Joe
    1:14:10 airdrop
    1:14:47 Ronald Reagan Dies
    1:15:19 El Gato Numero Diez
    1:16:10 Oh No
    1:16:38 RadioHead
    1:17:03 Oven
    1:17:15 Rip Chair
    1:18:04 Watermelon Juices
    1:19:28 Average British Child
    1:19:53 EJ!
    1:21:09 Pikachu
    1:21:27 Monkey Flip
    1:21:54 Frog
    1:22:05 HEEHEEHEEHAW
    1:22:59 El Gato Numero Once
    1:23:10 Walmart Bathroom
    1:23:33 Handle on Both Sides
    1:23:45 Absolutely Bonkers
    1:24:06 Jawsh Monke
    1:24:30 Guitar Hero
    1:25:26 Bigfoot
    1:25:57 Tacos and Sushi
    1:26:09 Average Australian
    1:27:11 Mothafucka
    1:27:56 Point of the Mask
    1:28:39 Monke Part 3
    1:28:52 Ass
    1:29:10 Demonic Entity
    1:29:40 Boe Jiden Bus
    1:30:14 Sleep Machine
    1:31:04 Seal Noises
    1:31:19 New York
    1:32:46 2001
    1:33:34 Lord of The Rings
    1:37:20 Nicaragua
    1:37:42 Gayschlatt
    1:38:27 Surprise Trap
    1:39:17 Rock Collection
    1:39:44 Polar Pop
    1:40:06 Lizard jukes
    1:40:42 Bad Piggies
    1:40:52 Jerma at the gym
    1:41:37 The Entire Jack Manifold stream
    1:42:40 Sparkling Water
    1:43:05 Nerf or nothing
    1:43:27 Fruit by the Foot
    1:43:53 Rock the Dwayne Johnson
    1:44:00 Nature Documentary Cameraman moment
    1:44:20 Alvin
    1:45:33 Fuck You
    1:46:00 Therapy Dog
    1:46:10 Falling
    1:46:45 No
    1:46:53 The Heist
    1:47:09 Owl
    1:47:24 Low Tier God cameo
    1:47:56 Quandale Dingle
    1:48:37 Something out there
    1:49:09 Boulder
    1:49:26 Plants vs Zombies
    1:49:45 Popsicle
    1:50:05 Monkey Bath
    1:50:53 Claw Machine
    1:51:08 Pikachu 2
    1:51:50 Star Power
    1:52:00 SpongeBob
    1:52:33 Gandalf
    1:53:06 Ninja
    1:53:44 Coffee Maker
    1:54:23 Clash Royale Wizard
    1:54:44 Bro Tweakin
    1:55:27 Ice Age
    1:55:38 Optimum Prime
    1:56:03 PC Setup
    1:56:16 Taco Bell Wings
    1:56:37 I slammed my balls
    1:56:53 El Gato Numero Doce
    SURPRISE SHOW AND TELL VIDEOS
    1:57:42 The Cone Zone
    1:59:21 Dream Crucifixion
    2:01:07 Nope
    2:01:12 Portable TV
    2:02:09 BIG T
    2:05:33 Cool Lizard
    2:05:41 Hot Wheels
    2:05:46 Kenneth Puyan
    2:06:11 Penis Pump
    2:06:20 White Woman Spotted
    2:07:06 Axolotl
    2:07:18 Pyrocynical
    2:08:13 Veterinarian
    2:08:33 Skippy
    2:09:23 Linguine
    2:09:30 Stink Jug
    2:10:29 Artificial Respiration Instructions
    2:10:57 Joshbraham Lincoln
    2:11:15 Skunk
    2:11:18 Gay Axe
    2:11:38 Non Functional AK
    2:12:06 Illegally Obtained Stoplight
    2:12:55 Pabst Blue Ribbon
    2:15:11 Hi Schlatt :)
    2:15:20 Pickle Returns
    2:16:24 Baljeet
    2:16:45 Scorpion Man
    2:18:21 Commodore
    2:20:57 Bearded Dragon
    2:21:37 Pringles Man
    2:23:17 IFish
    2:24:01 It’s Free
    2:24:19 Furry Jumpscare
    2:24:23 El Gato Numero Trece
    RETURN TO THE TIKTOKS
    2:25:40 Milk
    2:25:54 I don’t remember asking
    2:26:13 SuperCock
    2:26:32 Monke Spin
    2:26:50 Child Abuse
    2:27:36 Jack in the Box
    2:27:46 Gibbon Schlatt
    2:28:27 New York City Subway moment
    2:29:04 Start Em Young
    2:29:37 Ducks
    2:29:50 Worms
    2:30:10 Sigma Male Astronaut
    2:30:39 El Gato Numero Catorce
    2:30:49 She Sniff You
    2:30:58 Play Dead
    2:32:50 Nutella
    2:33:08 Only in New York
    2:33:27 Ocks Store
    2:34:07 El Gato Numero Quince
    2:34:23 Cat Abuse
    2:34:30 Peppa Pig
    2:35:00 Fortnite and Cola
    2:35:20 Free Country
    2:35:31 it was me lol rip
    2:35:50 No Surprises
    2:36:04 Sound Familiar?
    2:36:22 Pretend to be my mom
    2:36:33 El Gato Numero Dieciseis
    2:37:15 Get used to it
    2:37:55 A lot of Milk
    2:38:09 Bi Joeden
    2:38:45 Taken
    2:39:05 This is Awesome Part 2
    2:39:23 To Be Continued
    2:39:34 Like Us
    2:39:52 El Gato Numero Diecisiete
    2:40:07 Father Figure
    2:40:29 WAKE UP
    2:40:42 Monkey Fancam
    2:40:59 Among Us 3AM
    2:42:17 El Gato Numero Dieciocho
    2:42:29 Dogs aren’t supposed to eat jellybeans
    2:43:07 Holy Tunt Bruva
    2:43:42 New York Subway Part 2
    2:43:56 SIR GET DOWN
    2:44:06 Living Cartoon
    2:44:17 Eminem Duck Song
    2:44:47 Rabbit Abuse
    2:44:58 Fish Futbol
    2:45:25 El Gato Numero Diecinueve
    2:45:34 Meat Grinder
    2:46:33 Meat Grinder Part 2
    2:47:30 More Child Abuse
    2:48:07 Gay Obama
    2:48:27 The Holy Foreskin
    2:50:00 RIP
    2:50:37 Spiderman
    2:51:10 Moo Moo Meadows
    2:51:18 Roses are Red
    2:52:03 Simulation
    2:52:26 Only Guys Understand
    2:52:55 Smooth Criminal
    2:53:20 Gorilla Pancake
    2:53:49 Weezerpost #1
    2:53:58 Think Fast
    2:54:16 Thick Boys Can Run
    2:55:16 He Exports Cocaine
    2:55:29 Cat Gods
    2:56:16 Aughhh
    2:56:27 The Gnome Boys
    2:56:50 JSchlatt Parrot
    2:57:17 Or Bread that’s fine
    2:57:56 El Gato Numero Veinte
    2:58:04 Strip Club
    2:58:43 Fishing
    2:58:55 The Jets beat the New York Giants
    2:59:06 Weezerpost #2
    2:59:13 What do you think about it
    2:59:23 Blind Dog
    3:00:05 God is Among Us
    3:00:20 Monkies Spin
    3:00:43 Gibbon Spin
    3:01:00 Frog Jenga
    3:01:18 Lasagna
    3:01:44 Weezerpost #3
    3:02:09 Gay
    3:02:20 Mario Kart
    3:02:33 Even More Child Abuse
    3:02:56 BE A MAN
    3:03:05 Small World
    3:03:18 Weezerpost #4
    3:03:49 Weezerpost #5
    3:04:23 Dogs Out
    3:04:47 Weezerpost #6
    3:05:10 Weezerpost #7
    3:07:27 El Gato Final

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 2 года назад +476

      I don’t even know why I fucking did this

    • @moaiemoji
      @moaiemoji 2 года назад +184

      @@gumsgang1216 amen brother

    • @darkestheir
      @darkestheir 2 года назад +83

      Bless

    • @muhg2504
      @muhg2504 2 года назад +59

      Thank you

    • @Vertex.
      @Vertex. 2 года назад +73

      Lets go I made it im the 2:15:11

  • @exaskies5639
    @exaskies5639 2 года назад +9764

    Love that Schlagg gets petty over anyone who uses the same facial expression in their thumbnails, and then proceeds to use the exact same drawing, alignment and overall design in his thumbnails 3 times in a row.
    (Edit: lmao thanks everyone + Schlatt’s unpaid worker for the likes!! :D )

    • @sirsamiboi
      @sirsamiboi 2 года назад +477

      Hey at least the drawing is good

    • @Bail.e_y
      @Bail.e_y 2 года назад

      Do u mean schlut
      Unless there’s another guy called schlagg

    • @mocha.mp3
      @mocha.mp3 2 года назад +256

      drawings better than someone doing a wojak face ig

    • @garbage_bin
      @garbage_bin 2 года назад +141

      Don't you mean "schlagg"

    • @quadzero6339
      @quadzero6339 2 года назад +58

      At least he has a father figure

  • @corporatecapitalism
    @corporatecapitalism Год назад +365

    I love how when chat saw the tv head they were all saying “cringe” but then schlatt said it was cool and they all agreed

    • @berenvonbaggins
      @berenvonbaggins Год назад +44

      The TV head was so cool! I've been wanting to make something very much like it so seeing that someone did it is awesome.

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 Год назад +46

      The hive mind is fickle.

    • @presidenttoiletthe3rd
      @presidenttoiletthe3rd 8 месяцев назад

      I checked the part of the video and i didnt see a single "cringe" message bruh they all said it was cool at the same time

    • @Potatomanofbakedcheese
      @Potatomanofbakedcheese 7 месяцев назад +6

      Jschlatt is the true king

    • @GlitchingRobin
      @GlitchingRobin Месяц назад

      I didn't see anyone saying cringe, I saw alotta people say it was cool before Schlatt did

  • @t34d1um
    @t34d1um 2 года назад +2852

    i actually love to see "Schlatt" being this active again, I hope he doesn't hide pain or something deep down like he was doing before
    I wish you the best man

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 2 года назад +167

      He's active like he was in 1999

    • @dariuskikstra3994
      @dariuskikstra3994 2 года назад +30

      Why did you say it in quotations

    • @gusztavkotschy4980
      @gusztavkotschy4980 2 года назад +12

      what? what was he hiding

    • @Maplexter
      @Maplexter 2 года назад +44

      yes same! i really enjoy watching “schlatts” content and im really glad im going to be able to see more of it

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 2 года назад +22

      @@dariuskikstra3994 he made a troll video on how it annoys him

  • @bellsharions9042
    @bellsharions9042 2 года назад +7106

    It really sucks that he had to skip one on the streams because some "people" sent animal corpses instead of actual submissions.

    • @fawncashew
      @fawncashew 2 года назад +590

      Given the number of times taxidermy has come up in previous streams, i assume that is what is being sent rather than just straight animal corpses - still weird to most people and a whole stream of it would probably risk a ban, but no where near as bad as straight corpses. Besides, 90% of vocal schlatt fans are the weird kind of obsessive twitch viewers, what do you expect haha

    • @Yourconradinarms
      @Yourconradinarms 2 года назад +76

      Jesus wtf

    • @bellsharions9042
      @bellsharions9042 2 года назад +479

      @@fawncashew wasn't taxidermy, unfortunately, actual corpses

    • @selarom2018
      @selarom2018 2 года назад +15

      😐😐😐😐😐
      edit: reply got deleted hahahahhahaaahha

    • @helloartie866
      @helloartie866 2 года назад +45

      im having trouble trying to understand how taxidermy isn’t just stuffed corpses

  • @Inverato
    @Inverato 2 года назад +366

    The video from 2:35:12 will always be so wholesome man 💀 basically the little German boy's mom let him get soda from the store and he says "my mom let me get soda today and I get to play my favorite game fortnite"

    • @RogalDornHimself
      @RogalDornHimself Год назад +10

      Makes me smile

    • @louisperry6138
      @louisperry6138 Год назад +18

      Happy small children are always wholesome

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Год назад +28

      ​@@louisperry6138 yeah. When I was edgy teenager I hated kids. Now I am older and when I see sometimes a child smiling on the streets with their parents, kinda makes me smile too

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Год назад +16

      ​@@cumcumcum148 I just turned 18 and I have become the person who says "enjoy childhood while you can kid" because holy fuck am I miserable now

    • @C0NFETT1PUP
      @C0NFETT1PUP Год назад +6

      wait that's the yippie sound effect

  • @Blue-wi1uz
    @Blue-wi1uz 2 года назад +258

    50:06
    As some who works in a pizza place, those white things are indeed called tables, and we use them traditionally for larger orders to make sure the boxes dont smush the food. It can work like that but, if the box is tilted fully side ways it doesnt stop the toppings and cheese from sliding off.

    • @sammvch288
      @sammvch288 2 года назад +9

      Out of nowhere, TOTALLY RANDOM, but I HAD to say this: your profile picture is adorable. I have a soft spot for Minecraft Sheep.

    • @Blue-wi1uz
      @Blue-wi1uz 2 года назад +7

      @@sammvch288 awww thank you! I also like Minecraft sheep, thanks for choosing to interact with me, I like making new friends, have a great rest of your day

    • @turzilla
      @turzilla 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Blue-wi1uz your pfp is blue

  • @claraB1016
    @claraB1016 2 года назад +465

    ok its actually pretty sweet how when schlatt sees a cat, he immediately softens

    • @riceyummy
      @riceyummy Год назад +17

      ​@@Mr_TJones he just like me fr

    • @daydreamer8344
      @daydreamer8344 Год назад +11

      Don’t let him hear you, his chops will get bigger out of spite

    • @bitterroxie
      @bitterroxie 6 месяцев назад

      yeah because hes not seeing men. send more men and he will stay HARD

    • @BenDover-i2b
      @BenDover-i2b 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@daydreamer8344like a cats tail trust

  • @PuffDaFluff
    @PuffDaFluff Год назад +162

    Schlatt's laugh is so contagious, his commentary makes alot of the clips so much funnier than they'd normally be for me

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 2 года назад +417

    1:14:12 Fun fact: “pussy” (insult) is actually short for _pusillanimous,_ a late Middle English word meaning cowardly or timid. Etymologically: Latin _pusillus_ ‘very small’ + _animus_ ‘mind’.

    • @lukasvoorhis6964
      @lukasvoorhis6964 2 года назад +24

      Only the romans could come up with this

    • @cushyuu
      @cushyuu 2 года назад +11

      sound like a spell

    • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
      @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 2 года назад +19

      i mean yeah it might have been used like that at some point but thats not what people mean when they say it (thats probably obvious i just wanted to point it out... k bye *runs away*)

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 2 года назад

      @@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 when you insult someone by calling them a pussy, you’re saying they’re a coward. That’s… why the word is used as an insult.

    • @VosovioYTC
      @VosovioYTC 2 года назад +27

      @@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 This is a cringe free zone, please remove your cringe or you may be prosecuted.

  • @bdura2021
    @bdura2021 2 года назад +5826

    Sending Schlatt hundreds if not thousands of pictures of dead animals sounds EXACTLY like something 4channers or whatever would do. What reason would his fans have for sending him that kind of thing?? They've never been that messed up before as far as I know.

    • @monkee4622
      @monkee4622 2 года назад +1303

      My money would have been on those toxic Dream SMP stans that dox or send gore to anyone who criticizes their favorite streamers. Either way, they need to fkn grow up. I was so excited to show off my demonic toy collection too.

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 2 года назад +3

      @@monkee4622 no its probably just a group of trolls. They like to pick on popular people in fucked up ways like that. Sometimes even pretending to be fans to further ruin the streamers rep (which could be some of those stans) so I think just some fucked up trolls did that to Schlatt

    • @bdura2021
      @bdura2021 2 года назад +515

      @@monkee4622 Wow. I didn't know there have been other communities that do that sort of thing. This is terrible. But yeah; Schlatt, your fans are being FRAMED! Some group of people out there who hate you is almost definitely messing with you, fans would rather send pics of their own asbestos-laden roofs than dead animals D:> I wonder why he thinks his fans did it?
      Edit: I didn't know there have been MODERN communities that still do it. There's no way 4chan was the only place where people would plan to do that sort of thing, but I'd thought - hoped, even - that it was an abandoned practice by now.

    • @Scopop08
      @Scopop08 2 года назад +262

      As someone who's been around since smp live, it was 100% us yeah there was most likely no outside intervention

    • @Scopop08
      @Scopop08 2 года назад +306

      There was two paths schlatt fans could take after 2019, and it was to quit band and be normal or keep playing the trombone and become a 4channer

  • @MacheTheFerret
    @MacheTheFerret 2 года назад +88

    that fucking cat sneezed 37 times in a row and not once did their owner say bless you
    animal cruelty right there

  • @NuclearParadox
    @NuclearParadox 2 года назад +440

    I'm a Department Manager at Wal-Mart, and I can tell you we absolutely let employee's take home displays we're done with. In some cases we trash them, gently, beside the dumpster, and maybe they're gone later that day, who knows? Regardless, they are free, so long as that item's special deal or set is over.

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop 2 года назад +1

      I hope you get fired for that

    • @NuclearParadox
      @NuclearParadox 2 года назад +114

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop For what? Doing something both the Store Manager and Regional Manager allow and at times encourage? Not likely, but thanks for playing.

    • @baqly
      @baqly 2 года назад +73

      @@NuclearParadox keep living the best life man
      They are free

    • @ghostlyexe
      @ghostlyexe 2 года назад +42

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop why? No fun haver

    • @dovehorse9066
      @dovehorse9066 2 года назад +37

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop can you explain in detail WHY someone should be fired for that?

  • @AwesomeZaus
    @AwesomeZaus 2 года назад +566

    “Schlatt” losing his mind over the Weezer memes was glorious.

    • @mango98
      @mango98 2 года назад +6

      @cqvio doli why's everyone saying "schlatt"

    • @axelrose8481
      @axelrose8481 Год назад +4

      @@mango98 it's a joke that he's not real

    • @TORQ111
      @TORQ111 Год назад

      ⁠@@axelrose8481he’s not he’s names schlag who’s “schlatt

  • @Whoops9
    @Whoops9 2 года назад +24

    After the video of the guy swinging and getting hurt right here at 45:00 there were quite a few people saying it was deserved and that “he deserved it”
    This was quite a common phenomena, like in the video of the kid touching the Mario star and runs around and bangs his head. Even the clip of the kid biking and falling off the hill.
    It seems like whenever someone’s having fun and gets hurt, these people think it’s deserved for whatever reason. Like the man in the swing was just swinging, the only reason he fell was because it wasn’t bolted in enough. I don’t know why the internet hates people having fun but it’s quite scummy

  • @spooder1568
    @spooder1568 2 года назад +641

    So sad that the show and tell stream got cancelled. I can’t believe some “people”, some viewers of “schlatt”, would send those disgusting “images”

    • @Dealiosis
      @Dealiosis 2 года назад +14

      I was wondering about that stream... wanted to know if my pic made the cut or not

    • @cjonesjr
      @cjonesjr 2 года назад +6

      @@Dealiosis mine unfortunately wasnt, i think it sent it in too late :^) maybe he'll do another show and tell in the future

    • @newguy8288
      @newguy8288 2 года назад

      Pretty sure it was a group of haters. If it was that coordinated, it’ll probably be some Twitter stans doing fucked up shit

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 2 года назад +68

      For those confused, some people (p sure some fucked up group of trolls) sent dead animals. Not taxidermy, straight up dead animals. Like roadkill and crap

    • @charlesblasini2134
      @charlesblasini2134 2 года назад +14

      I was so excited to see Schlatt's reaction to my $5000 funko pop collection

  • @rawky2798
    @rawky2798 2 года назад +57

    A pizza saver (sometimes referred to as pizza table, pizza stool, pizza bone, pizza chair, pizza lofter, package saver, or pizza ottoman) is an object used to prevent the top of a food container, such as a pizza box or cake box, from collapsing in at the center and touching the food inside.

    • @Midnight_684
      @Midnight_684 2 года назад +7

      They’re also a very nice snack for after/before the pizza

  • @Stace_x0Xo
    @Stace_x0Xo 10 месяцев назад +14

    Cat sneezed: total 36 times
    Also:
    “if you don’t wake up with blood in your fucking mouth like a shark 5 feel from the shore…”
    Me: *in shark onesie*

  • @Dundeee
    @Dundeee 2 года назад +348

    These "react" streams have been actually really good content. Really loving these from you. Keep up the great work big guy

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 2 года назад +2

      @cqvio doli The “sound” is different because it’s two different inputs, “Schlatt”‘s mic and the videos audio. Therefore if there is a copyrighted “song”, he can cut out the audio without losing his own “voice”.

  • @velzori5610
    @velzori5610 2 года назад +2359

    Chats only purpose in life is to make 'Jschlatt' go insane.

    • @theratwithdrip
      @theratwithdrip 2 года назад +2

      Jschlatt*

    • @velzori5610
      @velzori5610 2 года назад +3

      @@theratwithdrip thanks

    • @leaf8175
      @leaf8175 2 года назад +3

      You love to see it

    • @plag_.
      @plag_. 2 года назад +9

      @ogQAQ schleezer*

    • @kanewien
      @kanewien 2 года назад +3

      @@plag_. shleater *

  • @RC.181
    @RC.181 Год назад +20

    "Schlatt" has such a contagious laugh, cheers me up so fast. Keep it up "Schlatt"!

  • @slump1299
    @slump1299 2 года назад +146

    its a odd feeling when someone who makes you laugh and never really acts serious break character it is fucking dispicble that people sent in photos of dead animals

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC 2 года назад +8

      @@Nortex25 "⚰🐕" -🤓

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble Год назад +4

      @@bagman123ABC “”⚰️🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓
      (I agree with you but the chain must continue)

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC Год назад +3

      @@ashtremble “”⚰🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓-
      🤓
      (i respect that)

    • @suggmeawf
      @suggmeawf Год назад

      Time stamp?

  • @blindmario
    @blindmario 2 года назад +484

    I know shlatt is a stupid haha comedy big man but sometimes I feel like he's hiding a deep sadness or he's annoyed at something. I hope you're okay shlatt.
    Edit: the cat sneezed 36-37 times btw

  • @breeananirons
    @breeananirons Год назад +22

    Love how Schlatt is just like "Fuck you" to people, and then like "Aww help the poor cat"

  • @chaseross8900
    @chaseross8900 2 года назад +120

    I'm honestly suprised there wasn't a third purge of the people who submitted minecraft Tik Toks

    • @quinncupp5365
      @quinncupp5365 2 года назад +4

      I think it’s going to be for the dead animals

    • @6-10s9
      @6-10s9 2 года назад

      There’s only so many purges he can do before he bans the entire chat because they’re all mentally insane I’m some way

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 2 года назад +2

      To be entirely fair Minecraft in itself isn't bad, and a lotta people would probably argue that, depending on what the topic of that MC TikTok is of course, he'd be going a tad too far? But like, they also probably are too dumb to realize they can just make a new Twitch account lmao.

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 2 года назад +390

    Schlatt is slowly losing his mind, and we might experience the 99' incident again

    • @dustyink.c
      @dustyink.c 2 года назад +21

      We don't talk about what happened in 99

    • @BB_6w6
      @BB_6w6 2 года назад +5

      I hope it won’t happen again

    • @christianlynch5507
      @christianlynch5507 2 года назад +18

      Wym "another" '99 incident? Nothing happened in '99.

    • @achilles3139
      @achilles3139 2 года назад +2

      ​@@christianlynch5507 it was terrible

    • @crypzcaplifter6509
      @crypzcaplifter6509 2 года назад +3

      @@achilles3139 what was it

  • @williamprimm8924
    @williamprimm8924 10 месяцев назад +3

    The Your Favorite Martian reference is wild though lol love ya Shat, keep it up!

  • @vinndiggs100
    @vinndiggs100 2 года назад +162

    I think he should do this again cuz it looks like he enjoyed the tiktoks a lot more than the computer setups, and the bedrooms

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune 2 года назад +57

    The Pizza Table thing isn't too hold it in place, it's to stop the cheese from touching the box, if you hold a Pizza sideways, its gonna fall regardless lol

  • @Nuhuh-mz3zx
    @Nuhuh-mz3zx 9 месяцев назад +5

    This is the first time that very human guy has appeared to become a recurring character in future reacts

  • @roomtempwater1
    @roomtempwater1 2 года назад +36

    Love how every time Schlatt is on RUclips trending it’s for gaming no matter what he is actually doing

  • @tiiamaria_
    @tiiamaria_ 2 года назад +48

    i'm so happy schlatt saw another clip of the guy with the big booty and his guards. it's truly a classic

  • @Theleprechaun317
    @Theleprechaun317 10 месяцев назад +3

    thank you for addressing like begging. It’s gotta be the most annoying comment on the internet. And they always make some stupid excuse like “I’m just seeing who agrees!” God they’re annoying

  • @thecoolstando
    @thecoolstando 2 года назад +432

    Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.

    • @hee-heeman2426
      @hee-heeman2426 2 года назад +15

      The bits done

    • @Lunrbatzz
      @Lunrbatzz 2 года назад +3

      It’s getting old now tbh

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 2 года назад +1

      @@Lunrbatzz been old for weeks tbh

    • @NoMitherNoProblem
      @NoMitherNoProblem 2 года назад +7

      @@Lunrbatzz Tbh I’d rather go back to this bit than see one more comment putting Schlatt’s name in quotes, that bit is drier than the Sahara desert on an August afternoon

    • @MayMissYumi
      @MayMissYumi 2 года назад

      it's been old for ages, my guy

  • @cheesestick2730
    @cheesestick2730 2 года назад +746

    Too bad for Schlitt, he was a good man.

  • @cy7ru
    @cy7ru Год назад +7

    i really want to say these type of videos really help me through tough times

  • @swift1y
    @swift1y 2 года назад +179

    Great to see the creator of Tiktok reviewing content on his own platform.

  • @TheLegoNation
    @TheLegoNation 2 года назад +50

    1:41 NFT that took 5 months
    16:07 rip
    22:00 Hes so pissed off
    25:37 what
    32:11 welp
    54:57 again
    1:05:12 i like Schlatts face on this one
    1:07:20 lol
    1:09:30 Monkey drinking blue
    1:11:10 Schlatts reaction to this one
    1:28:12 that was uncalled for
    1:28:40 that’s the same video
    1:33:53 legendary speech
    2:01:14 that spot
    2:25:45 no

  • @BluJ227
    @BluJ227 2 года назад +3

    Forensic scientist in crime scene mentioning a skeleton
    Jschlatt: Skeleton? That’s like Clash of Clans right?

  • @leaf8175
    @leaf8175 2 года назад +166

    Love to see jschlatt losing his mind

  • @potatoezmen
    @potatoezmen 2 года назад +508

    Its that time of day to see "Schlatt" lose his mind

  • @itsamepersonio7338
    @itsamepersonio7338 3 месяца назад +1

    Everytime I watch one of these, I learn new lore about schlatt in 99

  • @vanillarosekitchen
    @vanillarosekitchen 2 года назад +59

    I’m absolutely loving this series. I keep missing the streams but 3 hour vod here we come :DD

  • @samsquid8021
    @samsquid8021 2 года назад +190

    28:14 that was my dono! I was really happy he thanked me and I was glad I caught the stream after I celebrated my graduation! Thank you Big Man for making me laugh and smile.
    And I will link you to your crimes one day Schlatt. :)

    • @ecliption
      @ecliption 2 года назад +11

      Congrats

    • @xo-lotl5591
      @xo-lotl5591 2 года назад +5

      PLS DONT LINK HIM TO HIS CRIMES PLS

  • @molddew5271
    @molddew5271 5 месяцев назад +2

    love how this 'Schlatt' character puts the word ranks in the title without doing any ranking at all during the stream

  • @bluenova4048
    @bluenova4048 2 года назад +505

    I can’t believe they let him keep streaming in that insane asylum. Keep it up “Schlatt”!

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC 2 года назад +6

      hang on schlint and steel isn't allowed to have access to any streaming platforms or the internet as a whole after what he did back in '08

  • @lawddipsheet8770
    @lawddipsheet8770 2 года назад +95

    "Do not pray for better lives, pray to be bigger men"
    -Shlay. F. K

  • @TootNshoot
    @TootNshoot 2 года назад +1

    I’m sorry I couldn’t get the merch sooner J, I never knew about it, but thanks for the plug anyway. And for the content, keep it up Schlatt.

  • @social_avocado
    @social_avocado 2 года назад +1127

    This man has seen a lot, respect him. The years of pain and suffering from his trolling fanbase have driven this man insane
    Edit: Damn guys chill I'm literally just commenting on a video, piss off.

    • @Kiporiat
      @Kiporiat 2 года назад +20

      pfp

    • @bensku3541
      @bensku3541 2 года назад +50

      imagine his mods that had to go through all of the submissions

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 2 года назад +15

      Jellybean pfp = mid

    • @goose827
      @goose827 2 года назад

      Your pfp = fatherless

    • @gonk5363
      @gonk5363 2 года назад +5

      mid

  • @jacksonharvey6342
    @jacksonharvey6342 2 года назад +157

    Maybe just for future reference with VODS, i find the sound to be significantly different between "schlatt"s voice and the audio. Im not sure how it sounds to stream normally, bur for myself rewatching the vods, i find it heard to hear the content on screen, so i turn my volume up, but then when big guy talks it is overbearingly loud. Not quite sure what solutions are available for this, but i figured id throw my opinion in, wanted or not :) absoluteyl love the content man cant stop watching and cant wait to see more

    • @voltorb3246
      @voltorb3246 2 года назад +3

      as far as I know, there is no mixing or editing done on the vods. It is a direct rip from the stream.

    • @baqly
      @baqly 2 года назад +25

      @@voltorb3246 not exactly, based on previous streams, and how the audio is in general, there is two audio outputs, one of schlatts mic, and one of the stream (sometimes 3 If he is playing a game) and the stream audio, often has its volume changed, muted, or muffled as to not get picked up by the copyright system accidentally. I think this is what Jackson is talking about. This is specially evident on the vods of the truck simulator stream, as he plays copyrighted music live on them but the vod upload on RUclips has animal crossing/relaxing music

  • @lorynfry12
    @lorynfry12 Год назад +2

    Schlatt reacting to a tiktok of the Sturniolo Triplets was the crossover episode of the mf century

  • @Trustfuleevees
    @Trustfuleevees 2 года назад +34

    18:30: my immediate thought was “that’s not a strawberry” and then I realized “that’s not a rabbit.”

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 2 года назад +1

      BRO SAMEEEE

    • @royalfox3771
      @royalfox3771 2 года назад

      I honestly didn't notice the raspberry cause all I eat is olive garden deserts, excluding the strawberry cheese and cream cakes. But I noticed the squirrel

    • @trbz_8745
      @trbz_8745 2 года назад

      I was literally the reverse

  • @wizzardx666
    @wizzardx666 2 года назад +32

    If they didn't want us to take the free signs, then why are the bolts the same size as a skateboard multitool?

  • @jasonmyneni8605
    @jasonmyneni8605 Год назад +4

    In the Biden video where he tries to shake someone’s hand, I GENUINELY think that he was hallucinating when that happened

  • @prolevelcallout4597
    @prolevelcallout4597 2 года назад +103

    In the cookie tier list he said “fuck red, only blue” Now he sits here with a bottle of red and I’m speechless

  • @FlyingSquid262
    @FlyingSquid262 2 года назад +91

    It really is disturbing people submitted fucking dead animals thinking it would be funny to react to.

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 2 года назад +6

      Ehh depends. I've seen a video of a dead raccoon on the pavement with a Get Well Soon balloon attached to it. Probably funny for some people, wasn't that disturbing

    • @FlyingSquid262
      @FlyingSquid262 2 года назад +22

      @@cell2179 I don't mind those images. But I don't think that's what schlatt was implying as far as dead animals go.

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 2 года назад +6

      @@cell2179 iirc it wasn't just animal corpses they were other vile shit sent

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop 2 года назад +1

      I sent in some pretty gruesome road kill pics, I'm still laughing

    • @FlyingSquid262
      @FlyingSquid262 2 года назад +29

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop you remind me of the image that goes like "you probably don't find this funny but I do yeah you could call me a little bit of a psychopath guess I'm just too hardcore for ya." Seems like a perfect description of what you just said.

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Год назад +6

    favourite tiktoks
    35:06 - rollerblading ankle man
    36:00 - giminimasaurus
    36:25 - Cereal is probably

  • @insignificant2233
    @insignificant2233 2 года назад +19

    “Super mario never gets old”
    Well neither will that kid

  • @mysufate
    @mysufate 2 года назад +89

    when i saw that stream (and chose to ignore it) i actually had the thought: “he is going to title the video he makes about this something upsetting and insulting to people who like tiktok”
    never miss, big guy.

  • @Merazmus
    @Merazmus 10 месяцев назад +3

    I don’t think anybody will ever see this but the cats sneezed exactly 40 times, Good day, sir.

    • @FeeIRG
      @FeeIRG 10 месяцев назад

      I saw this, thank you, sir

    • @yukamoz
      @yukamoz 10 месяцев назад

      I saw this

  • @folklaur
    @folklaur 2 года назад +22

    I was really looking forward to the show your weirdest/coolest thing stream, but I understand why he called it off. It was actually the first one I made a submission for, so I hope he brings it back another day down the line!

  • @fishzy1210
    @fishzy1210 2 года назад +181

    Introducing schlatt to tiktok is the worst decision to make, anyways. You know the lore is good for this one

  • @mannco9458
    @mannco9458 2 года назад +4

    40:10 that’s some Lego star wars 3 for the Nintendo DS 3-D trampoline sound

  • @sumsortofsomething1132
    @sumsortofsomething1132 2 года назад +13

    Watching the vod while I’m at school still, been struggling to keep in my laughter in public. Thank you big guy for content

  • @clemlie
    @clemlie 2 года назад +8

    57:36 slicing sandwich
    57:59 tape creature
    58:31 harmonica mouse trap
    59:58 garbage bathroom stall
    1:01:11 cat corner
    1:04:39 gorillas
    1:06:36 fitnessgram pacer test
    1:08:44 bella ciao
    1:09:59 rather be
    1:15:18 kitty dancing
    1:17:06 oven
    1:19:28 baby knife
    1:19:54 water
    1:23:12 handicap stall
    1:23:32 handle on both sides
    1:25:57 tacos & sushi

  • @over_ds6451
    @over_ds6451 2 года назад +3

    1:43 whips out camera cutely 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

  • @diino8081
    @diino8081 2 года назад +38

    schlatt you're basically the only streamer i watch these days, you're the only one that makes me genuinely laugh lmao

  • @incogneko5
    @incogneko5 2 года назад +36

    HOLY FRICK. I'm on my meds right now and Schlatt says "why am I all yellow?" at 13:21 at the EXACT SAME MOMENT my blue light filter came on, turning him yellow.
    Bro, I'mma get schizophrenia from this, I know it.

    • @ziekziek5601
      @ziekziek5601 2 года назад +8

      "I'm on my meds right now" average schlatt viewer

    • @ersonix
      @ersonix 2 года назад +1

      @@ziekziek5601 get funnier

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 2 года назад +2

      I'm in your walls ☺️

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 2 года назад +2

      If your viewing Jschlatt videos while on your medication, it’s not working

    • @incogneko5
      @incogneko5 2 года назад

      @@theguythatasked6400 You're absolutely right. One should be _immersed_ in Schlatty's world

  • @Forggggg
    @Forggggg Год назад +2

    My cat passed away yesterday. This is the only thing that has made me laugh since then. Thank you.

  • @ZstationZ
    @ZstationZ 2 года назад +25

    The weezer riff is now the new rick roll for Schlatt.

    • @cassssss2135
      @cassssss2135 2 года назад

      what song is it from

    • @caden7745
      @caden7745 2 года назад +2

      @@cassssss2135 Buddy Holly by Weezer

  • @leoood6211
    @leoood6211 2 года назад +38

    the cat sneezed 37 times, i counted ( 27:15 )

    • @oneshotstudio
      @oneshotstudio 2 года назад

      Someone help me get this to 37 likes

  • @HelloEarthling
    @HelloEarthling Год назад +1

    The first vid. Finally, someone is fighting against the cleaning of this planet.

  • @cowmeatius7151
    @cowmeatius7151 2 года назад +31

    Can't believe they allowed "schlatt" to stream from a "maximum" security cell in "prison"

  • @ferrellscales1155
    @ferrellscales1155 2 года назад +27

    While lord shlatt was saying "This should be the easiest part of my career" I was on break at my back breaking job when I was thinking God damn this would be a nice job lmao. Much love papa shlagg

  • @Forever_420
    @Forever_420 Год назад +2

    This is like as long as a movie

  • @kcalvinnoralac7742
    @kcalvinnoralac7742 2 года назад +99

    1:28:05 can we appreciate that schlatt actually smiled and looked happy for these people? Like, everybody calls dreams stans cringe or crazy but these people are just fans that cosplay dream and his friends and sang "mask" and that's it. Its not shippers, not creeps, not haters. Just people that are fans and schlatt saw and enjoyed it, he even said that the next clip was "uncalled for". Its sad that people like them are associated by cringe and toxicity because of the majority of the dream stans. Schlatt might have done some bad things in the incident of 99' but at least he still has a heart.

    • @ghostlyexe
      @ghostlyexe 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, that was pretty sweet

    • @billie6608
      @billie6608 2 года назад +6

      think he just didn’t want to get canceled lmao

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 2 года назад +26

      It's cringe but it's not bad cringe. It's "that's cute, they're kids having the time of their lives, I wish I was still that innocent and young" cringe, not "ew wtf why" cringe.
      Yes I used that word four times in two sentences. No I am not okay.

    • @frostbite644
      @frostbite644 2 года назад +3

      And Patrick Bateman proceeds to shoot them

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 2 года назад

      Same!! I agree I thought that clip was actually really fun looking

  • @Xanderqwerty123
    @Xanderqwerty123 2 года назад +23

    This vod was pretty good but don't let these hilarious tic-tocs distract you from the allegations of what "Jschlatt" did on October 16th... we are never going to forget "Schlatt."

  • @pepsi-man2826
    @pepsi-man2826 Год назад +1

    Finally, after watching Jschlatt’s vods, RUclips doesn’t recommend 10 minute videos anymore. ALL HAIL RED!

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 2 года назад +16

    "Schlatt" may complain about Weezer memes, but we all know they were on his mixtape in 1999.

  • @Maplexter
    @Maplexter 2 года назад +9

    the weezer part was arguably one of the funniest parts of this “schlatt” stream

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 9 месяцев назад +1

    That father son act with face close up is just a masterpiece

  • @infernia4336
    @infernia4336 2 года назад +6

    for those at 2:06:00 who don’t get it, Kenneth Pinyan is the name of Mr Hands, the guy who died due to an “act” with a horse

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +32

    This proves even further just how unhinged “Schlatt” viewers are

  • @mr.mothly
    @mr.mothly 2 года назад +1

    "Super Mario never gets old"
    And neither will that kid

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 2 года назад +15

    i can imagine schlatt buying one of those crushing machines and joke about jambo jumping on it while the machine is running

    • @nothinkin69
      @nothinkin69 2 года назад +1

      And then Jambo would jump on it

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug Год назад

      @@nothinkin69😦

    • @nothinkin69
      @nothinkin69 Год назад

      @@Juno-bug thank you for reminding me about this comment lmao

  • @Sokumai_AsuVR
    @Sokumai_AsuVR 2 месяца назад

    I love how schlaggot stays to long term bits so well for so long

  • @pikkle
    @pikkle 2 года назад +8

    glad we got these tiktok's and not an animal carcass compilation

  • @umbreotheomega442
    @umbreotheomega442 2 года назад +6

    “have you drunk white yet? that’s my favorite flavor” -Jschlatt

  • @Goopey-stq
    @Goopey-stq 3 месяца назад

    Even though while I’m trying to fight away from the idksterling videos, you allways make me laugh and make my day. Keep making videos

  • @LordOfel
    @LordOfel 2 года назад +19

    2:08:00 this is the first recorded time that Schlatt has acutally been nice to a viewer of his. This is history right here.

  • @azeria1
    @azeria1 2 года назад +5

    “Why am I all yellow”. The first person to ever get jaundice

  • @MaximFangz
    @MaximFangz 4 месяца назад

    I wonder if the people that sent corpses were :
    -Fans that thought it would be funny
    -4channers
    -One singular person who just has a lot of free time
    -a group who doesnt like schlatt

  • @goupsoup
    @goupsoup 2 года назад +7

    the captain dancing in the maid outfit was actually because he raised $25,000 for charity :D

  • @trumpetman2327
    @trumpetman2327 2 года назад +17

    Love how "Shlatt" single handedly says that his two favorite zombies maps were the two most disliked by the community (in general).

  • @laufey.lauver
    @laufey.lauver 2 года назад +1

    nah this vod should be called “jschlatt getting weezered for 20 minutes”

  • @AliHussain-dz3xm
    @AliHussain-dz3xm 2 года назад +34

    Loving the streams Big Guy!

  • @ChunkySpaceMonkey
    @ChunkySpaceMonkey 2 года назад +29

    Don’t forget gang, the thing we learned today from “JShlatt’s” stream is that “everything is free as long as u don’t get caught”

  • @Sus-qb1qu
    @Sus-qb1qu Год назад +3

    My cat recently passed and this cheered me up :)
    Thank you jschlatt

  • @belsyz
    @belsyz 2 года назад +8

    It’s always a good day when schlatt uploads a reaction video. I get to see more suffering

  • @DrPeterman
    @DrPeterman 2 года назад +8

    "Im sippin' on red, not blue... red" - Schlatt 2022 Inspirational Quote

    • @james737er
      @james737er 2 года назад +1

      Put that on a video of some gibbons