Love that Schlagg gets petty over anyone who uses the same facial expression in their thumbnails, and then proceeds to use the exact same drawing, alignment and overall design in his thumbnails 3 times in a row. (Edit: lmao thanks everyone + Schlatt’s unpaid worker for the likes!! :D )
TIMESTAMPS 7:40 A small amount of water bottles 9:33 Defecation Toilet 10:45 Slay has gone too far 12:04 Walter 13:56 Cartwheel 15:15 Frog 15:59 Super Mario 17:12 Monday 18:26 Henry 20:12 Elmo 21:04 Why is the carpet wet 21:57 Monke 22:38 Capybara Crossing 23:33 Cat hits the fattest whip 24:28 Gorilla Gym 25:35 Average JSchlatt fan 26:18 Cat Sneezes 27:18 La Creatura 28:42 Man Shutcho 29:10 This is awesome 30:54 El Gato 31:32 Feeding Time 32:10 Frederick Fazbear 33:08 El Gato Numero Dos 34:06 Willpower 35:07 Roller Skates 36:00 Orange 36:28 Cereal is Probably 37:13 El Gato Numero Tres 37:20 Pickle 38:40 Women 39:22 El Gato Numero Quatro 39:59 Looney Tunes Urinal 40:38 Prius Scalper 42:15 100% Brain Power 43:32 Egg in Mayo Water 44:43 Whee 45:04 El Gato Numero Cinco 45:25 Rope 46:09 Groan Tubes 47:17 Over The Hedge 49:05 Pizza Time 50:15 Skewer 50:32 Charles Boyle 51:00 Egg 51:25 El Gato Numero Seis 51:44 Instant Regret 52:01 El Gato Numero Siete 52:20 No Habla Ingles 53:02 Augh 53:25 is Nick Gay? 53:55 Batman Symbol 54:15 The Russians 54:29 Too Sturdy 54:56 Monke Part 2 55:50 Train Horn 56:06 He can do tricks 57:36 Cutting 57:58 Number 12 58:31 Harmonica 58:49 Least Insane Sonic Fan 59:58 Average School Bathroom 1:00:30 Huge Brain 1:00:56 Me Too 1:01:12 El Gato Numero Ocho 1:02:36 Clash Royale Moment 1:04:40 Gibbon Moment 1:05:15 Average Anime Fan 1:05:49 The Classic 1:06:37 Pacer Test 1:07:20 Jerma in Michigan 1:08:45 El Gato Numero Nueve 1:09:20 I wouldn’t dance for nobody 1:09:32 POWERADE MONKEY 1:10:00 Too Sturdy 2 1:10:12 All 59 Women 1:10:55 Average Anime Fan 2 1:12:30 Average Texan 1:13:06 Sleepy Joe 1:14:10 airdrop 1:14:47 Ronald Reagan Dies 1:15:19 El Gato Numero Diez 1:16:10 Oh No 1:16:38 RadioHead 1:17:03 Oven 1:17:15 Rip Chair 1:18:04 Watermelon Juices 1:19:28 Average British Child 1:19:53 EJ! 1:21:09 Pikachu 1:21:27 Monkey Flip 1:21:54 Frog 1:22:05 HEEHEEHEEHAW 1:22:59 El Gato Numero Once 1:23:10 Walmart Bathroom 1:23:33 Handle on Both Sides 1:23:45 Absolutely Bonkers 1:24:06 Jawsh Monke 1:24:30 Guitar Hero 1:25:26 Bigfoot 1:25:57 Tacos and Sushi 1:26:09 Average Australian 1:27:11 Mothafucka 1:27:56 Point of the Mask 1:28:39 Monke Part 3 1:28:52 Ass 1:29:10 Demonic Entity 1:29:40 Boe Jiden Bus 1:30:14 Sleep Machine 1:31:04 Seal Noises 1:31:19 New York 1:32:46 2001 1:33:34 Lord of The Rings 1:37:20 Nicaragua 1:37:42 Gayschlatt 1:38:27 Surprise Trap 1:39:17 Rock Collection 1:39:44 Polar Pop 1:40:06 Lizard jukes 1:40:42 Bad Piggies 1:40:52 Jerma at the gym 1:41:37 The Entire Jack Manifold stream 1:42:40 Sparkling Water 1:43:05 Nerf or nothing 1:43:27 Fruit by the Foot 1:43:53 Rock the Dwayne Johnson 1:44:00 Nature Documentary Cameraman moment 1:44:20 Alvin 1:45:33 Fuck You 1:46:00 Therapy Dog 1:46:10 Falling 1:46:45 No 1:46:53 The Heist 1:47:09 Owl 1:47:24 Low Tier God cameo 1:47:56 Quandale Dingle 1:48:37 Something out there 1:49:09 Boulder 1:49:26 Plants vs Zombies 1:49:45 Popsicle 1:50:05 Monkey Bath 1:50:53 Claw Machine 1:51:08 Pikachu 2 1:51:50 Star Power 1:52:00 SpongeBob 1:52:33 Gandalf 1:53:06 Ninja 1:53:44 Coffee Maker 1:54:23 Clash Royale Wizard 1:54:44 Bro Tweakin 1:55:27 Ice Age 1:55:38 Optimum Prime 1:56:03 PC Setup 1:56:16 Taco Bell Wings 1:56:37 I slammed my balls 1:56:53 El Gato Numero Doce SURPRISE SHOW AND TELL VIDEOS 1:57:42 The Cone Zone 1:59:21 Dream Crucifixion 2:01:07 Nope 2:01:12 Portable TV 2:02:09 BIG T 2:05:33 Cool Lizard 2:05:41 Hot Wheels 2:05:46 Kenneth Puyan 2:06:11 Penis Pump 2:06:20 White Woman Spotted 2:07:06 Axolotl 2:07:18 Pyrocynical 2:08:13 Veterinarian 2:08:33 Skippy 2:09:23 Linguine 2:09:30 Stink Jug 2:10:29 Artificial Respiration Instructions 2:10:57 Joshbraham Lincoln 2:11:15 Skunk 2:11:18 Gay Axe 2:11:38 Non Functional AK 2:12:06 Illegally Obtained Stoplight 2:12:55 Pabst Blue Ribbon 2:15:11 Hi Schlatt :) 2:15:20 Pickle Returns 2:16:24 Baljeet 2:16:45 Scorpion Man 2:18:21 Commodore 2:20:57 Bearded Dragon 2:21:37 Pringles Man 2:23:17 IFish 2:24:01 It’s Free 2:24:19 Furry Jumpscare 2:24:23 El Gato Numero Trece RETURN TO THE TIKTOKS 2:25:40 Milk 2:25:54 I don’t remember asking 2:26:13 SuperCock 2:26:32 Monke Spin 2:26:50 Child Abuse 2:27:36 Jack in the Box 2:27:46 Gibbon Schlatt 2:28:27 New York City Subway moment 2:29:04 Start Em Young 2:29:37 Ducks 2:29:50 Worms 2:30:10 Sigma Male Astronaut 2:30:39 El Gato Numero Catorce 2:30:49 She Sniff You 2:30:58 Play Dead 2:32:50 Nutella 2:33:08 Only in New York 2:33:27 Ocks Store 2:34:07 El Gato Numero Quince 2:34:23 Cat Abuse 2:34:30 Peppa Pig 2:35:00 Fortnite and Cola 2:35:20 Free Country 2:35:31 it was me lol rip 2:35:50 No Surprises 2:36:04 Sound Familiar? 2:36:22 Pretend to be my mom 2:36:33 El Gato Numero Dieciseis 2:37:15 Get used to it 2:37:55 A lot of Milk 2:38:09 Bi Joeden 2:38:45 Taken 2:39:05 This is Awesome Part 2 2:39:23 To Be Continued 2:39:34 Like Us 2:39:52 El Gato Numero Diecisiete 2:40:07 Father Figure 2:40:29 WAKE UP 2:40:42 Monkey Fancam 2:40:59 Among Us 3AM 2:42:17 El Gato Numero Dieciocho 2:42:29 Dogs aren’t supposed to eat jellybeans 2:43:07 Holy Tunt Bruva 2:43:42 New York Subway Part 2 2:43:56 SIR GET DOWN 2:44:06 Living Cartoon 2:44:17 Eminem Duck Song 2:44:47 Rabbit Abuse 2:44:58 Fish Futbol 2:45:25 El Gato Numero Diecinueve 2:45:34 Meat Grinder 2:46:33 Meat Grinder Part 2 2:47:30 More Child Abuse 2:48:07 Gay Obama 2:48:27 The Holy Foreskin 2:50:00 RIP 2:50:37 Spiderman 2:51:10 Moo Moo Meadows 2:51:18 Roses are Red 2:52:03 Simulation 2:52:26 Only Guys Understand 2:52:55 Smooth Criminal 2:53:20 Gorilla Pancake 2:53:49 Weezerpost #1 2:53:58 Think Fast 2:54:16 Thick Boys Can Run 2:55:16 He Exports Cocaine 2:55:29 Cat Gods 2:56:16 Aughhh 2:56:27 The Gnome Boys 2:56:50 JSchlatt Parrot 2:57:17 Or Bread that’s fine 2:57:56 El Gato Numero Veinte 2:58:04 Strip Club 2:58:43 Fishing 2:58:55 The Jets beat the New York Giants 2:59:06 Weezerpost #2 2:59:13 What do you think about it 2:59:23 Blind Dog 3:00:05 God is Among Us 3:00:20 Monkies Spin 3:00:43 Gibbon Spin 3:01:00 Frog Jenga 3:01:18 Lasagna 3:01:44 Weezerpost #3 3:02:09 Gay 3:02:20 Mario Kart 3:02:33 Even More Child Abuse 3:02:56 BE A MAN 3:03:05 Small World 3:03:18 Weezerpost #4 3:03:49 Weezerpost #5 3:04:23 Dogs Out 3:04:47 Weezerpost #6 3:05:10 Weezerpost #7 3:07:27 El Gato Final
Sending Schlatt hundreds if not thousands of pictures of dead animals sounds EXACTLY like something 4channers or whatever would do. What reason would his fans have for sending him that kind of thing?? They've never been that messed up before as far as I know.
My money would have been on those toxic Dream SMP stans that dox or send gore to anyone who criticizes their favorite streamers. Either way, they need to fkn grow up. I was so excited to show off my demonic toy collection too.
@@monkee4622 no its probably just a group of trolls. They like to pick on popular people in fucked up ways like that. Sometimes even pretending to be fans to further ruin the streamers rep (which could be some of those stans) so I think just some fucked up trolls did that to Schlatt
@@monkee4622 Wow. I didn't know there have been other communities that do that sort of thing. This is terrible. But yeah; Schlatt, your fans are being FRAMED! Some group of people out there who hate you is almost definitely messing with you, fans would rather send pics of their own asbestos-laden roofs than dead animals D:> I wonder why he thinks his fans did it? Edit: I didn't know there have been MODERN communities that still do it. There's no way 4chan was the only place where people would plan to do that sort of thing, but I'd thought - hoped, even - that it was an abandoned practice by now.
i actually love to see "Schlatt" being this active again, I hope he doesn't hide pain or something deep down like he was doing before I wish you the best man
The video from 2:35:12 will always be so wholesome man 💀 basically the little German boy's mom let him get soda from the store and he says "my mom let me get soda today and I get to play my favorite game fortnite"
@@louisperry6138 yeah. When I was edgy teenager I hated kids. Now I am older and when I see sometimes a child smiling on the streets with their parents, kinda makes me smile too
Given the number of times taxidermy has come up in previous streams, i assume that is what is being sent rather than just straight animal corpses - still weird to most people and a whole stream of it would probably risk a ban, but no where near as bad as straight corpses. Besides, 90% of vocal schlatt fans are the weird kind of obsessive twitch viewers, what do you expect haha
50:06 As some who works in a pizza place, those white things are indeed called tables, and we use them traditionally for larger orders to make sure the boxes dont smush the food. It can work like that but, if the box is tilted fully side ways it doesnt stop the toppings and cheese from sliding off.
@@sammvch288 awww thank you! I also like Minecraft sheep, thanks for choosing to interact with me, I like making new friends, have a great rest of your day
I'm a Department Manager at Wal-Mart, and I can tell you we absolutely let employee's take home displays we're done with. In some cases we trash them, gently, beside the dumpster, and maybe they're gone later that day, who knows? Regardless, they are free, so long as that item's special deal or set is over.
@@Sloptopgettingdrop For what? Doing something both the Store Manager and Regional Manager allow and at times encourage? Not likely, but thanks for playing.
After the video of the guy swinging and getting hurt right here at 45:00 there were quite a few people saying it was deserved and that “he deserved it” This was quite a common phenomena, like in the video of the kid touching the Mario star and runs around and bangs his head. Even the clip of the kid biking and falling off the hill. It seems like whenever someone’s having fun and gets hurt, these people think it’s deserved for whatever reason. Like the man in the swing was just swinging, the only reason he fell was because it wasn’t bolted in enough. I don’t know why the internet hates people having fun but it’s quite scummy
1:14:12 Fun fact: “pussy” (insult) is actually short for _pusillanimous,_ a late Middle English word meaning cowardly or timid. Etymologically: Latin _pusillus_ ‘very small’ + _animus_ ‘mind’.
i mean yeah it might have been used like that at some point but thats not what people mean when they say it (thats probably obvious i just wanted to point it out... k bye *runs away*)
For those confused, some people (p sure some fucked up group of trolls) sent dead animals. Not taxidermy, straight up dead animals. Like roadkill and crap
A pizza saver (sometimes referred to as pizza table, pizza stool, pizza bone, pizza chair, pizza lofter, package saver, or pizza ottoman) is an object used to prevent the top of a food container, such as a pizza box or cake box, from collapsing in at the center and touching the food inside.
@cqvio doli The “sound” is different because it’s two different inputs, “Schlatt”‘s mic and the videos audio. Therefore if there is a copyrighted “song”, he can cut out the audio without losing his own “voice”.
its a odd feeling when someone who makes you laugh and never really acts serious break character it is fucking dispicble that people sent in photos of dead animals
28:14 that was my dono! I was really happy he thanked me and I was glad I caught the stream after I celebrated my graduation! Thank you Big Man for making me laugh and smile. And I will link you to your crimes one day Schlatt. :)
To be entirely fair Minecraft in itself isn't bad, and a lotta people would probably argue that, depending on what the topic of that MC TikTok is of course, he'd be going a tad too far? But like, they also probably are too dumb to realize they can just make a new Twitch account lmao.
I know shlatt is a stupid haha comedy big man but sometimes I feel like he's hiding a deep sadness or he's annoyed at something. I hope you're okay shlatt. Edit: the cat sneezed 36-37 times btw
The Pizza Table thing isn't too hold it in place, it's to stop the cheese from touching the box, if you hold a Pizza sideways, its gonna fall regardless lol
@@Lunrbatzz Tbh I’d rather go back to this bit than see one more comment putting Schlatt’s name in quotes, that bit is drier than the Sahara desert on an August afternoon
thank you for addressing like begging. It’s gotta be the most annoying comment on the internet. And they always make some stupid excuse like “I’m just seeing who agrees!” God they’re annoying
This man has seen a lot, respect him. The years of pain and suffering from his trolling fanbase have driven this man insane Edit: Damn guys chill I'm literally just commenting on a video, piss off.
1:41 NFT that took 5 months 16:07 rip 22:00 Hes so pissed off 25:37 what 32:11 welp 54:57 again 1:05:12 i like Schlatts face on this one 1:07:20 lol 1:09:30 Monkey drinking blue 1:11:10 Schlatts reaction to this one 1:28:12 that was uncalled for 1:28:40 that’s the same video 1:33:53 legendary speech 2:01:14 that spot 2:25:45 no
Maybe just for future reference with VODS, i find the sound to be significantly different between "schlatt"s voice and the audio. Im not sure how it sounds to stream normally, bur for myself rewatching the vods, i find it heard to hear the content on screen, so i turn my volume up, but then when big guy talks it is overbearingly loud. Not quite sure what solutions are available for this, but i figured id throw my opinion in, wanted or not :) absoluteyl love the content man cant stop watching and cant wait to see more
@@voltorb3246 not exactly, based on previous streams, and how the audio is in general, there is two audio outputs, one of schlatts mic, and one of the stream (sometimes 3 If he is playing a game) and the stream audio, often has its volume changed, muted, or muffled as to not get picked up by the copyright system accidentally. I think this is what Jackson is talking about. This is specially evident on the vods of the truck simulator stream, as he plays copyrighted music live on them but the vod upload on RUclips has animal crossing/relaxing music
I honestly didn't notice the raspberry cause all I eat is olive garden deserts, excluding the strawberry cheese and cream cakes. But I noticed the squirrel
HOLY FRICK. I'm on my meds right now and Schlatt says "why am I all yellow?" at 13:21 at the EXACT SAME MOMENT my blue light filter came on, turning him yellow. Bro, I'mma get schizophrenia from this, I know it.
Ehh depends. I've seen a video of a dead raccoon on the pavement with a Get Well Soon balloon attached to it. Probably funny for some people, wasn't that disturbing
@@Sloptopgettingdrop you remind me of the image that goes like "you probably don't find this funny but I do yeah you could call me a little bit of a psychopath guess I'm just too hardcore for ya." Seems like a perfect description of what you just said.
I was really looking forward to the show your weirdest/coolest thing stream, but I understand why he called it off. It was actually the first one I made a submission for, so I hope he brings it back another day down the line!
Schlatt was born in ‘99 That’s 2 years away from 2001. You know what else is associated with the number 2? The 2 towers. Schlatt, what the fuck did you do
when i saw that stream (and chose to ignore it) i actually had the thought: “he is going to title the video he makes about this something upsetting and insulting to people who like tiktok” never miss, big guy.
1:28:05 can we appreciate that schlatt actually smiled and looked happy for these people? Like, everybody calls dreams stans cringe or crazy but these people are just fans that cosplay dream and his friends and sang "mask" and that's it. Its not shippers, not creeps, not haters. Just people that are fans and schlatt saw and enjoyed it, he even said that the next clip was "uncalled for". Its sad that people like them are associated by cringe and toxicity because of the majority of the dream stans. Schlatt might have done some bad things in the incident of 99' but at least he still has a heart.
It's cringe but it's not bad cringe. It's "that's cute, they're kids having the time of their lives, I wish I was still that innocent and young" cringe, not "ew wtf why" cringe. Yes I used that word four times in two sentences. No I am not okay.
This vod was pretty good but don't let these hilarious tic-tocs distract you from the allegations of what "Jschlatt" did on October 16th... we are never going to forget "Schlatt."
While lord shlatt was saying "This should be the easiest part of my career" I was on break at my back breaking job when I was thinking God damn this would be a nice job lmao. Much love papa shlagg
Love that Schlagg gets petty over anyone who uses the same facial expression in their thumbnails, and then proceeds to use the exact same drawing, alignment and overall design in his thumbnails 3 times in a row.
(Edit: lmao thanks everyone + Schlatt’s unpaid worker for the likes!! :D )
Hey at least the drawing is good
Do u mean schlut
Unless there’s another guy called schlagg
drawings better than someone doing a wojak face ig
Don't you mean "schlagg"
At least he has a father figure
TIMESTAMPS
7:40 A small amount of water bottles
9:33 Defecation Toilet
10:45 Slay has gone too far
12:04 Walter
13:56 Cartwheel
15:15 Frog
15:59 Super Mario
17:12 Monday
18:26 Henry
20:12 Elmo
21:04 Why is the carpet wet
21:57 Monke
22:38 Capybara Crossing
23:33 Cat hits the fattest whip
24:28 Gorilla Gym
25:35 Average JSchlatt fan
26:18 Cat Sneezes
27:18 La Creatura
28:42 Man Shutcho
29:10 This is awesome
30:54 El Gato
31:32 Feeding Time
32:10 Frederick Fazbear
33:08 El Gato Numero Dos
34:06 Willpower
35:07 Roller Skates
36:00 Orange
36:28 Cereal is Probably
37:13 El Gato Numero Tres
37:20 Pickle
38:40 Women
39:22 El Gato Numero Quatro
39:59 Looney Tunes Urinal
40:38 Prius Scalper
42:15 100% Brain Power
43:32 Egg in Mayo Water
44:43 Whee
45:04 El Gato Numero Cinco
45:25 Rope
46:09 Groan Tubes
47:17 Over The Hedge
49:05 Pizza Time
50:15 Skewer
50:32 Charles Boyle
51:00 Egg
51:25 El Gato Numero Seis
51:44 Instant Regret
52:01 El Gato Numero Siete
52:20 No Habla Ingles
53:02 Augh
53:25 is Nick Gay?
53:55 Batman Symbol
54:15 The Russians
54:29 Too Sturdy
54:56 Monke Part 2
55:50 Train Horn
56:06 He can do tricks
57:36 Cutting
57:58 Number 12
58:31 Harmonica
58:49 Least Insane Sonic Fan
59:58 Average School Bathroom
1:00:30 Huge Brain
1:00:56 Me Too
1:01:12 El Gato Numero Ocho
1:02:36 Clash Royale Moment
1:04:40 Gibbon Moment
1:05:15 Average Anime Fan
1:05:49 The Classic
1:06:37 Pacer Test
1:07:20 Jerma in Michigan
1:08:45 El Gato Numero Nueve
1:09:20 I wouldn’t dance for nobody
1:09:32 POWERADE MONKEY
1:10:00 Too Sturdy 2
1:10:12 All 59 Women
1:10:55 Average Anime Fan 2
1:12:30 Average Texan
1:13:06 Sleepy Joe
1:14:10 airdrop
1:14:47 Ronald Reagan Dies
1:15:19 El Gato Numero Diez
1:16:10 Oh No
1:16:38 RadioHead
1:17:03 Oven
1:17:15 Rip Chair
1:18:04 Watermelon Juices
1:19:28 Average British Child
1:19:53 EJ!
1:21:09 Pikachu
1:21:27 Monkey Flip
1:21:54 Frog
1:22:05 HEEHEEHEEHAW
1:22:59 El Gato Numero Once
1:23:10 Walmart Bathroom
1:23:33 Handle on Both Sides
1:23:45 Absolutely Bonkers
1:24:06 Jawsh Monke
1:24:30 Guitar Hero
1:25:26 Bigfoot
1:25:57 Tacos and Sushi
1:26:09 Average Australian
1:27:11 Mothafucka
1:27:56 Point of the Mask
1:28:39 Monke Part 3
1:28:52 Ass
1:29:10 Demonic Entity
1:29:40 Boe Jiden Bus
1:30:14 Sleep Machine
1:31:04 Seal Noises
1:31:19 New York
1:32:46 2001
1:33:34 Lord of The Rings
1:37:20 Nicaragua
1:37:42 Gayschlatt
1:38:27 Surprise Trap
1:39:17 Rock Collection
1:39:44 Polar Pop
1:40:06 Lizard jukes
1:40:42 Bad Piggies
1:40:52 Jerma at the gym
1:41:37 The Entire Jack Manifold stream
1:42:40 Sparkling Water
1:43:05 Nerf or nothing
1:43:27 Fruit by the Foot
1:43:53 Rock the Dwayne Johnson
1:44:00 Nature Documentary Cameraman moment
1:44:20 Alvin
1:45:33 Fuck You
1:46:00 Therapy Dog
1:46:10 Falling
1:46:45 No
1:46:53 The Heist
1:47:09 Owl
1:47:24 Low Tier God cameo
1:47:56 Quandale Dingle
1:48:37 Something out there
1:49:09 Boulder
1:49:26 Plants vs Zombies
1:49:45 Popsicle
1:50:05 Monkey Bath
1:50:53 Claw Machine
1:51:08 Pikachu 2
1:51:50 Star Power
1:52:00 SpongeBob
1:52:33 Gandalf
1:53:06 Ninja
1:53:44 Coffee Maker
1:54:23 Clash Royale Wizard
1:54:44 Bro Tweakin
1:55:27 Ice Age
1:55:38 Optimum Prime
1:56:03 PC Setup
1:56:16 Taco Bell Wings
1:56:37 I slammed my balls
1:56:53 El Gato Numero Doce
SURPRISE SHOW AND TELL VIDEOS
1:57:42 The Cone Zone
1:59:21 Dream Crucifixion
2:01:07 Nope
2:01:12 Portable TV
2:02:09 BIG T
2:05:33 Cool Lizard
2:05:41 Hot Wheels
2:05:46 Kenneth Puyan
2:06:11 Penis Pump
2:06:20 White Woman Spotted
2:07:06 Axolotl
2:07:18 Pyrocynical
2:08:13 Veterinarian
2:08:33 Skippy
2:09:23 Linguine
2:09:30 Stink Jug
2:10:29 Artificial Respiration Instructions
2:10:57 Joshbraham Lincoln
2:11:15 Skunk
2:11:18 Gay Axe
2:11:38 Non Functional AK
2:12:06 Illegally Obtained Stoplight
2:12:55 Pabst Blue Ribbon
2:15:11 Hi Schlatt :)
2:15:20 Pickle Returns
2:16:24 Baljeet
2:16:45 Scorpion Man
2:18:21 Commodore
2:20:57 Bearded Dragon
2:21:37 Pringles Man
2:23:17 IFish
2:24:01 It’s Free
2:24:19 Furry Jumpscare
2:24:23 El Gato Numero Trece
RETURN TO THE TIKTOKS
2:25:40 Milk
2:25:54 I don’t remember asking
2:26:13 SuperCock
2:26:32 Monke Spin
2:26:50 Child Abuse
2:27:36 Jack in the Box
2:27:46 Gibbon Schlatt
2:28:27 New York City Subway moment
2:29:04 Start Em Young
2:29:37 Ducks
2:29:50 Worms
2:30:10 Sigma Male Astronaut
2:30:39 El Gato Numero Catorce
2:30:49 She Sniff You
2:30:58 Play Dead
2:32:50 Nutella
2:33:08 Only in New York
2:33:27 Ocks Store
2:34:07 El Gato Numero Quince
2:34:23 Cat Abuse
2:34:30 Peppa Pig
2:35:00 Fortnite and Cola
2:35:20 Free Country
2:35:31 it was me lol rip
2:35:50 No Surprises
2:36:04 Sound Familiar?
2:36:22 Pretend to be my mom
2:36:33 El Gato Numero Dieciseis
2:37:15 Get used to it
2:37:55 A lot of Milk
2:38:09 Bi Joeden
2:38:45 Taken
2:39:05 This is Awesome Part 2
2:39:23 To Be Continued
2:39:34 Like Us
2:39:52 El Gato Numero Diecisiete
2:40:07 Father Figure
2:40:29 WAKE UP
2:40:42 Monkey Fancam
2:40:59 Among Us 3AM
2:42:17 El Gato Numero Dieciocho
2:42:29 Dogs aren’t supposed to eat jellybeans
2:43:07 Holy Tunt Bruva
2:43:42 New York Subway Part 2
2:43:56 SIR GET DOWN
2:44:06 Living Cartoon
2:44:17 Eminem Duck Song
2:44:47 Rabbit Abuse
2:44:58 Fish Futbol
2:45:25 El Gato Numero Diecinueve
2:45:34 Meat Grinder
2:46:33 Meat Grinder Part 2
2:47:30 More Child Abuse
2:48:07 Gay Obama
2:48:27 The Holy Foreskin
2:50:00 RIP
2:50:37 Spiderman
2:51:10 Moo Moo Meadows
2:51:18 Roses are Red
2:52:03 Simulation
2:52:26 Only Guys Understand
2:52:55 Smooth Criminal
2:53:20 Gorilla Pancake
2:53:49 Weezerpost #1
2:53:58 Think Fast
2:54:16 Thick Boys Can Run
2:55:16 He Exports Cocaine
2:55:29 Cat Gods
2:56:16 Aughhh
2:56:27 The Gnome Boys
2:56:50 JSchlatt Parrot
2:57:17 Or Bread that’s fine
2:57:56 El Gato Numero Veinte
2:58:04 Strip Club
2:58:43 Fishing
2:58:55 The Jets beat the New York Giants
2:59:06 Weezerpost #2
2:59:13 What do you think about it
2:59:23 Blind Dog
3:00:05 God is Among Us
3:00:20 Monkies Spin
3:00:43 Gibbon Spin
3:01:00 Frog Jenga
3:01:18 Lasagna
3:01:44 Weezerpost #3
3:02:09 Gay
3:02:20 Mario Kart
3:02:33 Even More Child Abuse
3:02:56 BE A MAN
3:03:05 Small World
3:03:18 Weezerpost #4
3:03:49 Weezerpost #5
3:04:23 Dogs Out
3:04:47 Weezerpost #6
3:05:10 Weezerpost #7
3:07:27 El Gato Final
I don’t even know why I fucking did this
@@gumsgang1216 amen brother
Bless
Thank you
Lets go I made it im the 2:15:11
I love how when chat saw the tv head they were all saying “cringe” but then schlatt said it was cool and they all agreed
The TV head was so cool! I've been wanting to make something very much like it so seeing that someone did it is awesome.
The hive mind is fickle.
I checked the part of the video and i didnt see a single "cringe" message bruh they all said it was cool at the same time
Jschlatt is the true king
Sending Schlatt hundreds if not thousands of pictures of dead animals sounds EXACTLY like something 4channers or whatever would do. What reason would his fans have for sending him that kind of thing?? They've never been that messed up before as far as I know.
My money would have been on those toxic Dream SMP stans that dox or send gore to anyone who criticizes their favorite streamers. Either way, they need to fkn grow up. I was so excited to show off my demonic toy collection too.
@@monkee4622 no its probably just a group of trolls. They like to pick on popular people in fucked up ways like that. Sometimes even pretending to be fans to further ruin the streamers rep (which could be some of those stans) so I think just some fucked up trolls did that to Schlatt
@@monkee4622 Wow. I didn't know there have been other communities that do that sort of thing. This is terrible. But yeah; Schlatt, your fans are being FRAMED! Some group of people out there who hate you is almost definitely messing with you, fans would rather send pics of their own asbestos-laden roofs than dead animals D:> I wonder why he thinks his fans did it?
Edit: I didn't know there have been MODERN communities that still do it. There's no way 4chan was the only place where people would plan to do that sort of thing, but I'd thought - hoped, even - that it was an abandoned practice by now.
As someone who's been around since smp live, it was 100% us yeah there was most likely no outside intervention
There was two paths schlatt fans could take after 2019, and it was to quit band and be normal or keep playing the trombone and become a 4channer
i actually love to see "Schlatt" being this active again, I hope he doesn't hide pain or something deep down like he was doing before
I wish you the best man
He's active like he was in 1999
Why did you say it in quotations
what? what was he hiding
yes same! i really enjoy watching “schlatts” content and im really glad im going to be able to see more of it
@@dariuskikstra3994 he made a troll video on how it annoys him
The video from 2:35:12 will always be so wholesome man 💀 basically the little German boy's mom let him get soda from the store and he says "my mom let me get soda today and I get to play my favorite game fortnite"
Makes me smile
Happy small children are always wholesome
@@louisperry6138 yeah. When I was edgy teenager I hated kids. Now I am older and when I see sometimes a child smiling on the streets with their parents, kinda makes me smile too
@@cumcumcum148 I just turned 18 and I have become the person who says "enjoy childhood while you can kid" because holy fuck am I miserable now
wait that's the yippie sound effect
It really sucks that he had to skip one on the streams because some "people" sent animal corpses instead of actual submissions.
Given the number of times taxidermy has come up in previous streams, i assume that is what is being sent rather than just straight animal corpses - still weird to most people and a whole stream of it would probably risk a ban, but no where near as bad as straight corpses. Besides, 90% of vocal schlatt fans are the weird kind of obsessive twitch viewers, what do you expect haha
Jesus wtf
@@fawncashew wasn't taxidermy, unfortunately, actual corpses
😐😐😐😐😐
edit: reply got deleted hahahahhahaaahha
im having trouble trying to understand how taxidermy isn’t just stuffed corpses
ok its actually pretty sweet how when schlatt sees a cat, he immediately softens
@@Mr_TJones he just like me fr
Don’t let him hear you, his chops will get bigger out of spite
yeah because hes not seeing men. send more men and he will stay HARD
@@daydreamer8344like a cats tail trust
Schlatt's laugh is so contagious, his commentary makes alot of the clips so much funnier than they'd normally be for me
50:06
As some who works in a pizza place, those white things are indeed called tables, and we use them traditionally for larger orders to make sure the boxes dont smush the food. It can work like that but, if the box is tilted fully side ways it doesnt stop the toppings and cheese from sliding off.
Out of nowhere, TOTALLY RANDOM, but I HAD to say this: your profile picture is adorable. I have a soft spot for Minecraft Sheep.
@@sammvch288 awww thank you! I also like Minecraft sheep, thanks for choosing to interact with me, I like making new friends, have a great rest of your day
@@Blue-wi1uz your pfp is blue
“Schlatt” losing his mind over the Weezer memes was glorious.
@cqvio doli why's everyone saying "schlatt"
@@mango98 it's a joke that he's not real
@@axelrose8481he’s not he’s names schlag who’s “schlatt
that fucking cat sneezed 37 times in a row and not once did their owner say bless you
animal cruelty right there
:(
I'm a Department Manager at Wal-Mart, and I can tell you we absolutely let employee's take home displays we're done with. In some cases we trash them, gently, beside the dumpster, and maybe they're gone later that day, who knows? Regardless, they are free, so long as that item's special deal or set is over.
I hope you get fired for that
@@Sloptopgettingdrop For what? Doing something both the Store Manager and Regional Manager allow and at times encourage? Not likely, but thanks for playing.
@@NuclearParadox keep living the best life man
They are free
@@Sloptopgettingdrop why? No fun haver
@@Sloptopgettingdrop can you explain in detail WHY someone should be fired for that?
Chats only purpose in life is to make 'Jschlatt' go insane.
Jschlatt*
@@theratwithdrip thanks
You love to see it
@ogQAQ schleezer*
@@plag_. shleater *
After the video of the guy swinging and getting hurt right here at 45:00 there were quite a few people saying it was deserved and that “he deserved it”
This was quite a common phenomena, like in the video of the kid touching the Mario star and runs around and bangs his head. Even the clip of the kid biking and falling off the hill.
It seems like whenever someone’s having fun and gets hurt, these people think it’s deserved for whatever reason. Like the man in the swing was just swinging, the only reason he fell was because it wasn’t bolted in enough. I don’t know why the internet hates people having fun but it’s quite scummy
Bro who cares
Cry about it, Schadenfreude is natural
1:14:12 Fun fact: “pussy” (insult) is actually short for _pusillanimous,_ a late Middle English word meaning cowardly or timid. Etymologically: Latin _pusillus_ ‘very small’ + _animus_ ‘mind’.
Only the romans could come up with this
sound like a spell
i mean yeah it might have been used like that at some point but thats not what people mean when they say it (thats probably obvious i just wanted to point it out... k bye *runs away*)
@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 when you insult someone by calling them a pussy, you’re saying they’re a coward. That’s… why the word is used as an insult.
@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 This is a cringe free zone, please remove your cringe or you may be prosecuted.
Schlatt is slowly losing his mind, and we might experience the 99' incident again
We don't talk about what happened in 99
I hope it won’t happen again
Wym "another" '99 incident? Nothing happened in '99.
@@christianlynch5507 it was terrible
@@achilles3139 what was it
favourite tiktoks
35:06 - rollerblading ankle man
36:00 - giminimasaurus
36:25 - Cereal is probably
So sad that the show and tell stream got cancelled. I can’t believe some “people”, some viewers of “schlatt”, would send those disgusting “images”
I was wondering about that stream... wanted to know if my pic made the cut or not
@@Dealiosis mine unfortunately wasnt, i think it sent it in too late :^) maybe he'll do another show and tell in the future
Pretty sure it was a group of haters. If it was that coordinated, it’ll probably be some Twitter stans doing fucked up shit
For those confused, some people (p sure some fucked up group of trolls) sent dead animals. Not taxidermy, straight up dead animals. Like roadkill and crap
I was so excited to see Schlatt's reaction to my $5000 funko pop collection
A pizza saver (sometimes referred to as pizza table, pizza stool, pizza bone, pizza chair, pizza lofter, package saver, or pizza ottoman) is an object used to prevent the top of a food container, such as a pizza box or cake box, from collapsing in at the center and touching the food inside.
They’re also a very nice snack for after/before the pizza
Cat sneezed: total 36 times
Also:
“if you don’t wake up with blood in your fucking mouth like a shark 5 feel from the shore…”
Me: *in shark onesie*
These "react" streams have been actually really good content. Really loving these from you. Keep up the great work big guy
@cqvio doli The “sound” is different because it’s two different inputs, “Schlatt”‘s mic and the videos audio. Therefore if there is a copyrighted “song”, he can cut out the audio without losing his own “voice”.
its a odd feeling when someone who makes you laugh and never really acts serious break character it is fucking dispicble that people sent in photos of dead animals
@@Nortex25 "⚰🐕" -🤓
@@bagman123ABC “”⚰️🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓
(I agree with you but the chain must continue)
@@ashtremble “”⚰🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓-
🤓
(i respect that)
Time stamp?
This is the first time that very human guy has appeared to become a recurring character in future reacts
28:14 that was my dono! I was really happy he thanked me and I was glad I caught the stream after I celebrated my graduation! Thank you Big Man for making me laugh and smile.
And I will link you to your crimes one day Schlatt. :)
Congrats
PLS DONT LINK HIM TO HIS CRIMES PLS
I'm honestly suprised there wasn't a third purge of the people who submitted minecraft Tik Toks
I think it’s going to be for the dead animals
There’s only so many purges he can do before he bans the entire chat because they’re all mentally insane I’m some way
To be entirely fair Minecraft in itself isn't bad, and a lotta people would probably argue that, depending on what the topic of that MC TikTok is of course, he'd be going a tad too far? But like, they also probably are too dumb to realize they can just make a new Twitch account lmao.
Love how Schlatt is just like "Fuck you" to people, and then like "Aww help the poor cat"
I know shlatt is a stupid haha comedy big man but sometimes I feel like he's hiding a deep sadness or he's annoyed at something. I hope you're okay shlatt.
Edit: the cat sneezed 36-37 times btw
I would've liked you comment but it has 169 likes :(
i counted about 38
I counted exactly 30
I counted 40
I can’t believe they let him keep streaming in that insane asylum. Keep it up “Schlatt”!
hang on schlint and steel isn't allowed to have access to any streaming platforms or the internet as a whole after what he did back in '08
"Schlatt" has such a contagious laugh, cheers me up so fast. Keep it up "Schlatt"!
Too bad for Schlitt, he was a good man.
SCHLITT?!
“schlitt” ?
@@greatestyoutuber schlitt.
Schlitt schlagg schlut Schlumberger.
I can keepgoing
schlitoris
Its that time of day to see "Schlatt" lose his mind
Bro. "Schlatt".
Hes known to love weezer
Woohoo, the best time of day is seeing "Schlatt" go mad
I mconvinced that "Red" is a mix of red gatorade, jack daniels, and lean
The Pizza Table thing isn't too hold it in place, it's to stop the cheese from touching the box, if you hold a Pizza sideways, its gonna fall regardless lol
In the cookie tier list he said “fuck red, only blue” Now he sits here with a bottle of red and I’m speechless
8:40
Yes actually, SSSniperwolf
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.
The bits done
It’s getting old now tbh
@@Lunrbatzz been old for weeks tbh
@@Lunrbatzz Tbh I’d rather go back to this bit than see one more comment putting Schlatt’s name in quotes, that bit is drier than the Sahara desert on an August afternoon
it's been old for ages, my guy
Love how every time Schlatt is on RUclips trending it’s for gaming no matter what he is actually doing
love how this 'Schlatt' character puts the word ranks in the title without doing any ranking at all during the stream
Great to see the creator of Tiktok reviewing content on his own platform.
"Do not pray for better lives, pray to be bigger men"
-Shlay. F. K
Most underrated comment on this video
thank you for addressing like begging. It’s gotta be the most annoying comment on the internet. And they always make some stupid excuse like “I’m just seeing who agrees!” God they’re annoying
This man has seen a lot, respect him. The years of pain and suffering from his trolling fanbase have driven this man insane
Edit: Damn guys chill I'm literally just commenting on a video, piss off.
pfp
imagine his mods that had to go through all of the submissions
Jellybean pfp = mid
Your pfp = fatherless
mid
I’m absolutely loving this series. I keep missing the streams but 3 hour vod here we come :DD
he's like a parent yelling at you for stealing
1:41 NFT that took 5 months
16:07 rip
22:00 Hes so pissed off
25:37 what
32:11 welp
54:57 again
1:05:12 i like Schlatts face on this one
1:07:20 lol
1:09:30 Monkey drinking blue
1:11:10 Schlatts reaction to this one
1:28:12 that was uncalled for
1:28:40 that’s the same video
1:33:53 legendary speech
2:01:14 that spot
2:25:45 no
I think he should do this again cuz it looks like he enjoyed the tiktoks a lot more than the computer setups, and the bedrooms
1:43 whips out camera cutely 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
i'm so happy schlatt saw another clip of the guy with the big booty and his guards. it's truly a classic
Love to see jschlatt losing his mind
Forensic scientist in crime scene mentioning a skeleton
Jschlatt: Skeleton? That’s like Clash of Clans right?
Maybe just for future reference with VODS, i find the sound to be significantly different between "schlatt"s voice and the audio. Im not sure how it sounds to stream normally, bur for myself rewatching the vods, i find it heard to hear the content on screen, so i turn my volume up, but then when big guy talks it is overbearingly loud. Not quite sure what solutions are available for this, but i figured id throw my opinion in, wanted or not :) absoluteyl love the content man cant stop watching and cant wait to see more
as far as I know, there is no mixing or editing done on the vods. It is a direct rip from the stream.
@@voltorb3246 not exactly, based on previous streams, and how the audio is in general, there is two audio outputs, one of schlatts mic, and one of the stream (sometimes 3 If he is playing a game) and the stream audio, often has its volume changed, muted, or muffled as to not get picked up by the copyright system accidentally. I think this is what Jackson is talking about. This is specially evident on the vods of the truck simulator stream, as he plays copyrighted music live on them but the vod upload on RUclips has animal crossing/relaxing music
18:30: my immediate thought was “that’s not a strawberry” and then I realized “that’s not a rabbit.”
BRO SAMEEEE
I honestly didn't notice the raspberry cause all I eat is olive garden deserts, excluding the strawberry cheese and cream cakes. But I noticed the squirrel
I was literally the reverse
40:10 that’s some Lego star wars 3 for the Nintendo DS 3-D trampoline sound
Introducing schlatt to tiktok is the worst decision to make, anyways. You know the lore is good for this one
HOLY FRICK. I'm on my meds right now and Schlatt says "why am I all yellow?" at 13:21 at the EXACT SAME MOMENT my blue light filter came on, turning him yellow.
Bro, I'mma get schizophrenia from this, I know it.
"I'm on my meds right now" average schlatt viewer
@@ziekziek5601 get funnier
I'm in your walls ☺️
If your viewing Jschlatt videos while on your medication, it’s not working
@@theguythatasked6400 You're absolutely right. One should be _immersed_ in Schlatty's world
the cat at 27:14 sneezes 37 times.
If they didn't want us to take the free signs, then why are the bolts the same size as a skateboard multitool?
It really is disturbing people submitted fucking dead animals thinking it would be funny to react to.
Ehh depends. I've seen a video of a dead raccoon on the pavement with a Get Well Soon balloon attached to it. Probably funny for some people, wasn't that disturbing
@@cell2179 I don't mind those images. But I don't think that's what schlatt was implying as far as dead animals go.
@@cell2179 iirc it wasn't just animal corpses they were other vile shit sent
I sent in some pretty gruesome road kill pics, I'm still laughing
@@Sloptopgettingdrop you remind me of the image that goes like "you probably don't find this funny but I do yeah you could call me a little bit of a psychopath guess I'm just too hardcore for ya." Seems like a perfect description of what you just said.
The Your Favorite Martian reference is wild though lol love ya Shat, keep it up!
“Super mario never gets old”
Well neither will that kid
I was really looking forward to the show your weirdest/coolest thing stream, but I understand why he called it off. It was actually the first one I made a submission for, so I hope he brings it back another day down the line!
Schlatt was born in ‘99
That’s 2 years away from 2001. You know what else is associated with the number 2?
The 2 towers. Schlatt, what the fuck did you do
when i saw that stream (and chose to ignore it) i actually had the thought: “he is going to title the video he makes about this something upsetting and insulting to people who like tiktok”
never miss, big guy.
the cat sneezed 37 times, i counted ( 27:15 )
Someone help me get this to 37 likes
I don’t think anybody will ever see this but the cats sneezed exactly 40 times, Good day, sir.
I saw this, thank you, sir
I saw this
1:28:05 can we appreciate that schlatt actually smiled and looked happy for these people? Like, everybody calls dreams stans cringe or crazy but these people are just fans that cosplay dream and his friends and sang "mask" and that's it. Its not shippers, not creeps, not haters. Just people that are fans and schlatt saw and enjoyed it, he even said that the next clip was "uncalled for". Its sad that people like them are associated by cringe and toxicity because of the majority of the dream stans. Schlatt might have done some bad things in the incident of 99' but at least he still has a heart.
Yeah, that was pretty sweet
think he just didn’t want to get canceled lmao
It's cringe but it's not bad cringe. It's "that's cute, they're kids having the time of their lives, I wish I was still that innocent and young" cringe, not "ew wtf why" cringe.
Yes I used that word four times in two sentences. No I am not okay.
And Patrick Bateman proceeds to shoot them
Same!! I agree I thought that clip was actually really fun looking
The weezer riff is now the new rick roll for Schlatt.
what song is it from
@@cassssss2135 Buddy Holly by Weezer
My cat recently passed and this cheered me up :)
Thank you jschlatt
schlatt you're basically the only streamer i watch these days, you're the only one that makes me genuinely laugh lmao
57:36 slicing sandwich
57:59 tape creature
58:31 harmonica mouse trap
59:58 garbage bathroom stall
1:01:11 cat corner
1:04:39 gorillas
1:06:36 fitnessgram pacer test
1:08:44 bella ciao
1:09:59 rather be
1:15:18 kitty dancing
1:17:06 oven
1:19:28 baby knife
1:19:54 water
1:23:12 handicap stall
1:23:32 handle on both sides
1:25:57 tacos & sushi
In the Biden video where he tries to shake someone’s hand, I GENUINELY think that he was hallucinating when that happened
Damn, he just like me fr
Watching the vod while I’m at school still, been struggling to keep in my laughter in public. Thank you big guy for content
Can't believe they allowed "schlatt" to stream from a "maximum" security cell in "prison"
3:05:11 someone should zoom into schlatt's shirt and make another weezer meme
for those at 2:06:00 who don’t get it, Kenneth Pinyan is the name of Mr Hands, the guy who died due to an “act” with a horse
This vod was pretty good but don't let these hilarious tic-tocs distract you from the allegations of what "Jschlatt" did on October 16th... we are never going to forget "Schlatt."
Super Mario never gets old
This proves even further just how unhinged “Schlatt” viewers are
"Schlatt" may complain about Weezer memes, but we all know they were on his mixtape in 1999.
i really want to say these type of videos really help me through tough times
While lord shlatt was saying "This should be the easiest part of my career" I was on break at my back breaking job when I was thinking God damn this would be a nice job lmao. Much love papa shlagg
the captain dancing in the maid outfit was actually because he raised $25,000 for charity :D
My cat passed away yesterday. This is the only thing that has made me laugh since then. Thank you.
“have you drunk white yet? that’s my favorite flavor” -Jschlatt
8:20 stay hydrated
Everytime I watch one of these, I learn new lore about schlatt in 99
5 months for a picture? now he knows what it feels like to order his youtooz.
damn shots fired
2:08:00 this is the first recorded time that Schlatt has acutally been nice to a viewer of his. This is history right here.
nah this vod should be called “jschlatt getting weezered for 20 minutes”
“Why am I all yellow”. The first person to ever get jaundice
8:10 that's probably about 5 times the amount of bottles I would have in my room at any given moment, so I get it
the weezer part was arguably one of the funniest parts of this “schlatt” stream
glad we got these tiktok's and not an animal carcass compilation
This is like as long as a movie
If I can’t see a price tag it’s free
Children
Loving the streams Big Guy!
Schlatt reacting to a tiktok of the Sturniolo Triplets was the crossover episode of the mf century
21:01 mans soul really got stolen by Shang tsung
i can imagine schlatt buying one of those crushing machines and joke about jambo jumping on it while the machine is running
And then Jambo would jump on it
@@nothinkin69😦
@@Juno-bug thank you for reminding me about this comment lmao