I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!
Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP. Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch
The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.
If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.
I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise
@@bjrndencker6728I don’t know if it’s okay to call the perpetrator’s death tragic… what he did to all of the victims of the incident definitely was though. Tired of seeing so much sympathy for this “man” after what he did
Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!
Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.
This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that. 2:04:19 - 2:05:32 I am so done lmfao
Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤
Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. RUclips has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.
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"I know you're family friendly, Captain" *immediately brings up terrorism
@KurtusOldroyd Di
@@mikorooniiDi
Di
Starts smoking weed a few seconds after that
Then smokes a blunt
The dynamic of Schlatt and the captain is insane
I think it's the fact their humour doesn't mix at all that makes it so hilarious.
it's like oil and water.
He's sort of another Swagger, but a lot more innocent openly, while being the same level of powerhungry on the inside.
1 million $ vs 1 billion $
Schlatt trying not to swear the whole time is also hilarious
I love how mr toasten is always just lurking in the background of every stream that is done of this server
Glad to see some journalists haven't been bought out
The Batman to his Gotham
@@spap6407 Let's hope he doesn't get an award from the FBI.
Mr Toasten is behind it all
"i just kinda built the house" okay construction worker king
I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!
theyre truly embodying the american spirit 💪💪
Hey hey, no police state here, just a very responsible hoa, that you have to be a part of and you dont have a choice in the matter lol
@@gatordragon6140 the american police state has never hurt anyone!! 🇺🇸🦅🔫
@@mariam8275 you know that everything the light touches comment makes alot more sense now lol
him saying "THERE'S BUGGIES UP HERE" in an intimidating tone is so endlessly funny
Buggies and skeleington
the way schlatt stopped crouching when whispering to mr sparklez just so tucker could hear him say 'nerd' is beautiful
"I'M BEING NICE" -Jawsh yelling at the top of his lungs
Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP.
Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch
"Schleminent Domain" is the perfect HOA president
schlukuna
the schallen
Schlahoraga
@@madrod228 Schlamevolent Shrine
@@unnaturallynatural8885can't believe what Jschukuna did just like back in heian era
Obsessed with watching you and cap together. The dynamic is so funny
One confident, successful millionaire along with another more chaotic, yet extremely insecure and closeted millionaire
The thumbnail is deceiving considering Jordan went along with the HAO
The thumbnail is deceiving considering shlatt trembles over people with a higher net worth than him
Liberal propaganda
love how the sdmp videos are just a where's waldo with mr toasten
i can’t believe jschat isn’t with us anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️
It’s like we still here him!
Fly high
Feels like I can still hear his voice 😞
fly high jshart
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The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.
The unfortunate news of him living is devastating, fly low king 🕊🕊🕊🕊
jschlatt has been found alive in his home
We mourn his life 😞😞😭😢😭😭😞
Me: ""Ok another Schlatt VOD done time to binge the next one"
also me: *Opens the next VOD*
Schlatt: "So I built a house off camera"
this is genuinely the funniest livestream i have ever watched. captainsparklez and schlatt are SO GOOD together
My mum called the founder ugly. Said he looks shrek-like.
Report her
The HOA won’t be having this.
Send her into the complaint box
Sorry to hear of her passing
You should probably get rid of her
1:45:13 my man didn’t even go through the five stages of grief, he just went straight to acceptance.
The mrtoasten plot line is going crazy
Schlatt and the Captain are genuinely such an entertaining team.
so glad that schlatt was reborn yesterday after two days of being dead
If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.
You have to remember this isnt just an hoa, its schlatt's and caps hoa, im pretty sure non compliance is punishable by death lol
ik they started with the idea of being super tyrannical but they ended up just super reasonable, helpful and often just helped fix up the houses😭
This feels like the yogscast tekkit server but with a new generation of RUclipsrs
“New generation”
*CaptainSparklez who just retired
@@aleksthevoyager1260 well… new-ish
@@aleksthevoyager1260 relative to yogscast
I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise
just two sick rich minecrafters owning the HOA
The AI of today is incredible... 3 hours of simulated schlatt to honor his passing... 🕊🕊🕊 fly high jschlatt you will be missed.
This made 2015 me very happy 😭 so nostalgic seeing Cap again on a server. Loving this Shclab
1:42:22 incredible. Toasten managed to get jschlatt to SPRINT
Sleep deprived minecrafters never fails me to grow underground weed and opium farm under my 3 room apartment!!!
1:17:27 MrToasten randomly dropping the most ominous message
the fact that schlatt got captainsparklez to say he was blowing his load is crazy
Schlugg judging other people’s houses when living in a dirt tunnel that can hardly fit his massive wealth really how generous he is
Did you miss the first few minutes of the vod?
His pink house was literally the first to be HOA approved
The combination of complete chill and visceral discomfort in the schlatt and captain duo is bizarre
I dont know why but "ough...ough....ough.... comfort me captain" had me dying
Gonna miss this guy so much, he was so funny. His youtube channel was much better than the lives but hes always entertaining.
what happened?
@@efenty6235well hes gone.
@@efenty6235he’s in a better place now
@@efenty6235he tragically passed away 😔
@@bjrndencker6728I don’t know if it’s okay to call the perpetrator’s death tragic… what he did to all of the victims of the incident definitely was though. Tired of seeing so much sympathy for this “man” after what he did
Captain getting less and less pg as the stream progressed is pretty funny
Please dear lord let this continue for a couple more weeks of content please. So incredibly fun
Did y’all see Mr Toasten’s POV? Funniest shit ever
2:14:34 shibert just uncrouched just to say "nerd" to tucker
most funny bit of the whole 3 hours
Super nostalgic from when I found your content lol, these are absolutely hilarious and so amusing LOL I love it
My mom gave me very concerning looks for the first minute and 30seconds
Your first mistake was playing jschlatt out loud
She knew what “happened” in 1999
15:00 bro did a low budget grian bit
Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!
He („schlart“) is sadly already gone 😢🕊️🕊️🪦
Charborg/JSchlatt is all I can hope for and more
the ai tricks my brain into thinking he's still here with us 😢
No one gives credit to the girls on the server they're hilarious.
The fact that everyone was selling drugs is killing me 😭
RIP schlatt😔😔 u were the best🥺 I will miss you forever and will never be happy again
Highkey want this modpack to be released on forge
You can download all the mods it's on the wiki
RIP JSchlatt, it has been real, you will be held in memory. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
Rest in peace, you will be missed 😔
What happened?
@@aronszabo6009 he died
he died like 2 hours ago@@aronszabo6009
@@aronszabo6009 we are just joking, play along. :) ;)
actually never imagined i would see charborg and path at the same place at the same time
Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.
I love hearing schlatt rip fat lines every thirty minutes.
He does not rip lines 😢 1:55:34
7:53 mr toasten watches
This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that.
2:04:19 - 2:05:32
I am so done lmfao
I love how he keeps almost slipping up his censorship
I’ll be watching this later. Glad to see the next ep is out tho
This is the best dynamic duo I have ever seen
Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤
VOD WATCHERS ARE STILL HERE!!!!
couldn't even J to this. Shlatt myself immediately, Clean up on isle VODS!!!
riftskeen is carrying this smp and everyones careers on her shoulders
Next thing we know he’ll be flying planes lol 9:48
Oh he's been flying planes buddy... Never forget..9/11
21:09 no.. This is how a cult works.. Which is appropriate for a HOA!!
Purple is considered a ladies colour sometimes BUT IM ROCKING THAT SHIT LIKE IM CILLIAN MURPHY IN BREAKFAST ON PLUTO
LESGOOOOOO I LUV PURPLE COATS
LIKE THE ONE JOKER WORE IN DARK KNIGHT👍
Originally people though blue was lady's color , and pink was men's colour
😬
Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. RUclips has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.
Finally a new update on the smp
I loved the beginning of the vod when he talks about the 7.5 inch schlaft
I love that Tucker is in more things
the weird opera music at 2:25 starts right after tucker tells shlatt exotic “means whatever you want it to mean, mr schlatt”
just watched the whole vod, every sec, loved it
this is the pinnacle of content. i am thoroughly entertained.
Is no one going to talk about “MF Zoom”?
the DEAD ROTING CORPS, yes mr j shlatt did, in fact, comment on that
@@spap6407 Oh dear, quite an embarrassing oversight in my corner. Many thanks for your informational generosity, good fellow
My childhood crush and adulthood crush as a duo is immaculate
Sad seeing re-uploads,, its like hes still here, fly high king🕊🕊🕊🕊
conner talking about how he lives downtown so he gets adds for homeless shelters 😭 seeing him interact with captain was so funny dude
It’s good watching back on these old videos reminds me of the time before he died
lookin very handsome today schlatt
good video, watched it all the way through already!
im going to be king of the pirates!
Make the currency iron, and build a bunch of iron farms to cause massive inflation
I never really see much of moist but his HOA visit made me a fan, wish they had him on SD more often
this made me stoop having nonstoop panik attacks ive been having for a m week and half straight
i wake up start paniking this calmed me down
*''I'M BEING NICE''* - Jawsh 2024
How has this only got 580K views man... this is literally classic Jschlatt content revived in 2024, and the captain is present
Most entertaining stream ever!
telling someone "I hope you get it all out" as they blow their nose is just so sincere
The factor meals while staring at the cookout menu is a genuinely hilarious bit.
I was sick last night and listening to this will now put it as a permanent memory
1:48:11 This is how sleep deprived runs
I love this server so much
The HOA church is one of the best ideas ever
Is that THE tucker chucklesandwich!??!
Ya, that's the host of Chuckle sanwich. I'm glad the other 2 weirdos aren't on here
little do you know
Im just gonna say it loud and kinda clear.
I need a 1x1 recreation of The Founder for my walls
Finally, i missed this stream now I got to edge here repeatedly thanks JizzSchlatt
schlatt actually popped off with his base
A minute and a half into the video and Schlatt is already talking about his massive caulk and balls