lies I believed as a kid

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  • @IceCreamSandwich
    @IceCreamSandwich  7 месяцев назад +1900

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    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +55

      skibidi toilet better

    • @yourtripadviser
      @yourtripadviser 7 месяцев назад +20

      i already am >:3

    • @bobyme
      @bobyme 7 месяцев назад +34

      Nuh uh

    • @dayzlove4994
      @dayzlove4994 7 месяцев назад +6

      I was before you.

    • @Thegoatone23
      @Thegoatone23 7 месяцев назад +27

      Quit sponsoring short videos

  • @vineynature
    @vineynature 7 месяцев назад +10980

    That guy parkouring on long car trips was a lifesaver, man was risking his life for my entertainment. Respect

    • @furryoftheyear
      @furryoftheyear 7 месяцев назад +201

      it's weird for me bc i've seen a lot of people saying they did that on car rides but i hadn't heard of it until recently, though i usually just tried to spot every color of cars in order of the rainbow (which i still do)

    • @MrMighty147
      @MrMighty147 7 месяцев назад +330

      Crazy that this is apparently a universal thing kids do.

    • @elliot3168
      @elliot3168 7 месяцев назад +277

      Or the raindrops racing until they eventually smushed against the windowsill

    • @Wildkirblet
      @Wildkirblet 7 месяцев назад +85

      for me it was a runner in the summer and a snowboarder in the winter lol

    • @ORB1424
      @ORB1424 7 месяцев назад +33

      for some reason I only ever did this on the school bus and never during long car rides

  • @TrustMeBroOfficial
    @TrustMeBroOfficial 7 месяцев назад +13243

    i still believe all of these and will not be told otherwise

    • @memeous_vids4061
      @memeous_vids4061 7 месяцев назад +57

      Yeaa.. I believe anything like how my uncle is maybe dead

    • @Cami_love_pugs
      @Cami_love_pugs 7 месяцев назад +16

      Yea same

    • @butterslimevideosxd403
      @butterslimevideosxd403 7 месяцев назад +13

      OMG

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +19

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @Cami_love_pugs
      @Cami_love_pugs 7 месяцев назад +34

      weird bot 👆

  • @mizuki3183
    @mizuki3183 6 месяцев назад +2278

    2:53 as a german person. The boy with the pie is quite uncommon here, but what almost everyone knows is that if you suck your thumb a guy with giant scissors will come and cut them off. If you don't eat your soup, you'll starve to death and if you play with matches your clothes will catch fire and you'll burn to death. *Sigh* those childhood memories (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

    • @SheepieAnimations
      @SheepieAnimations 6 месяцев назад +217

      why do they all end in threats, major injuries, or death😭

    • @solaridastoobid
      @solaridastoobid 6 месяцев назад +69

      I think the boy with the pie was a reference to Little Jack Horner, who showed up in the puss in boots the last wish movie that got really popular

    • @maxineshideout852
      @maxineshideout852 6 месяцев назад +87

      @@SheepieAnimations thats just germany really, just look at the original versions of our fairy tales and such haha

    • @Nennai
      @Nennai 6 месяцев назад +21

      Okie the last one seems a bit fair 😆

    • @JuliWieApril
      @JuliWieApril 6 месяцев назад +16

      same ... all german parents read the same childrens book to bed 🙈

  • @moonblightz3578
    @moonblightz3578 3 месяца назад +159

    My mom told us that knuckle cracking reminded her of turkey bones dislocating. Her dad had a turkey farm. so it was more " Please stop traumatizing your mother"

  • @seekerhunts
    @seekerhunts 6 месяцев назад +1698

    The life savers candy myth - having choked on one as a kid, the hole DOES let air pass through but yeah...still not something that makes you go "oh, it's 'safe' if it gets stuck"

    • @kacierowlette1664
      @kacierowlette1664 6 месяцев назад +114

      fellow Life Savers choking survivor, can confirm

    • @Nupetiet
      @Nupetiet 6 месяцев назад +84

      yeah well I died so how safe is it now

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 6 месяцев назад +19

      I thought they made the hole bigger for that, but maybe that was a cost-cutting measure?

    • @richtheobald4390
      @richtheobald4390 6 месяцев назад +21

      Also survived choking on a Life Saver... I never thought that was the reason they were called that until...um...let me think..oh yeah, right now.

    • @milion5599
      @milion5599 6 месяцев назад +13

      Another fellow life savers survivor, I probably would’ve died if they didn’t get it out of my airway💀 so definitely doesn’t allow for air in all instances lmaooo

  • @IdentifiedGriffin
    @IdentifiedGriffin 7 месяцев назад +5389

    I remember the 'watermelon seeds grow in your stomach' lie that almost EVERYONE has been told😭

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +11

      skibidi better

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +4

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @Himmel-Himmel
      @Himmel-Himmel 7 месяцев назад +169

      I remember the good old „don’t swallow your gum or else it’ll get stuck in your stomach.“

    • @rockateart9752
      @rockateart9752 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@p-__what?

    • @mctv6486
      @mctv6486 7 месяцев назад +53

      I dismissed that in like 5 seconds as a 4 year old saying "Theres no Soil Or water for it to grow with and it would take too long"

  • @mtfoxx3
    @mtfoxx3 6 месяцев назад +539

    I was also told the famous "if you touch a baby bird its mom will abandon it" lie- another one that I think is beneficial tbh. Kids shouldn't be grabbing baby birds.
    I was also told that the brown spots on leaves came from people touching them, because the oil on your fingers would hurt the plant. A pretty complex lie to tell a 7 year old, but it kept me from manhandling plants.

    • @BornNoU
      @BornNoU 5 месяцев назад +34

      Whoa the leaves lie brought back a memory. My brother I were about 7 and 9 respectively, and our family went to Natural Bridge Caverns. The tour guide told our whole tour group to avoid touching the rocks because it we touch them, the oils on our hands tarnishes them. But (I assume because it was a family tour and they wanted to impress upon us children how important it was not to touch), they used the wording “if you touch the rocks, they die”. Well we’re all ooh-ing and ahh-ing and the cave structures at first. Then about halfway through the tour, we look over and my little brother has started softly crying and he won’t tell ANYONE why or what’s going on. Bless his soul, as soon as we were back out of the finally says “we need to go to the hospital, I touched one of the rocks!” So we all look at him, trying to connect the dots, and he says “DAD I TOUCHED THE ROCKS IM GONNA DIE, THE LADY SAID SO!” There was a good long while of reassuring him that no, the rocks won’t kill us, but we could damage the rocks. Later Dad asked why he didn’t tell us as soon as he touched the rock, if that’s why he was crying? He said “I didn’t want to ruin the fun for you”. My poor baby brother spent 45 minutes underground in a cave system thinking he would die and figuring “well there’s nothing to be done about it until we’re out of this cave, might as well make the most of it”.

    • @iamaylarenee
      @iamaylarenee 5 месяцев назад +22

      Oh thank god about the baby bird one- I’m 24 and still believed it, and was panicking about having touched a baby bird earlier this week to get it out of the road

    • @bur_n_t
      @bur_n_t 5 месяцев назад +9

      that one backfired on us because our parents genuinely believed it and we'd accidentally messed with a birds nest so we figured we had no choice but to take the birds in and raise them as our own.
      turns out they can't digest whole milk.

    • @CosmicWildfire-qx1ch
      @CosmicWildfire-qx1ch 4 месяца назад +2

      I was told that touching plant can kill them in grade 1

    • @null6634
      @null6634 Месяц назад

      The birds one is a god lie. It also keeps adults from "helping" "abandoned" animals. 90% of the time they're fine. The other 10%, it's just nature. If you're not a wildlife professional, call one or leave it alone.

  • @DUMMIE4EVER
    @DUMMIE4EVER 11 дней назад +6

    0:40 “idk whats considered good parenting or bad parenting.” *EPIC WINDOW ACTION*

  • @aidenbywolves2872
    @aidenbywolves2872 7 месяцев назад +2339

    Nothing makes me happier than knowing everybody else saw the little guy running outside the car as a kid too.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +2

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @twizzlers7274
      @twizzlers7274 7 месяцев назад +80

      I liked the running person. For me he was a shadow/kind of a ninja

    • @Fawnfreckle
      @Fawnfreckle 7 месяцев назад +62

      For me, they were a cat... Warrior cats man 💀

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL 7 месяцев назад +17

      Mine was a horse lol

    • @Fra-gee-lay
      @Fra-gee-lay 7 месяцев назад +14

      It would change too. Sometimes monster truck, sometimes dort bike, sometimes even anime men doing the punching…and then a house exploding into debris not realizing the family and probably dog that got obliterated by a goku ain’t a great look. 😅

  • @localcryptid740
    @localcryptid740 6 месяцев назад +530

    I used to work in an art museum where I led school tours and when the kids would get too unruly while we took the elevator to the upstairs galleries I would tell them that the elevator only worked if everyone inside it stayed completely silent.
    That lie had a solid 90% success rate with kids under 11

    • @hayuseen6683
      @hayuseen6683 6 месяцев назад +11

      I wonder how much of that was playing a game. Set a challenge and rules, people are inclined to play along...

  • @brickguts
    @brickguts 7 месяцев назад +2143

    To be fair, a lot of parents actually believed some of the lies they would tell their kids, because they were told by their parents/friends/family when they were younger and they didn't have the internet to correct it. Like "if you keep making that face it'll stick" and "cracking knuckles causes arthritis" for example are both things my mom told me and also genuinely believed herself

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +4

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @0li945
      @0li945 7 месяцев назад +28

      My granny told me to eat soup that clearly had some algy on it. I got sick

    • @wanwood360
      @wanwood360 7 месяцев назад +64

      @@0li945 algae is edible but you have to eat the right types

    • @katswarrior
      @katswarrior 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@p-__thanks quack

    • @EchoPrograms
      @EchoPrograms 7 месяцев назад +9

      Same thing with caffeine stunting growth

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 27 дней назад +29

    0:35 *”I LIED”*

  • @Raijuri
    @Raijuri 7 месяцев назад +685

    As an older brother of 3, and as someone who often sat in the back of the van, let me tell you that back then people driving behind you or being on a highway/intermittently lit street was a godsend for needing a light to play my Gameboy.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 6 месяцев назад +25

      I can't imagine doing without backlights now. I used to read in pitch black by the light of a single red LED, no idea how I managed that now

    • @PhoenixPilot
      @PhoenixPilot 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@tsm688dude yeah. I used to read by the soft glow of the moon through my blinds. I must’ve been nocturnal back then or something because I could never do that now.

    • @user-qq9xu9le5u
      @user-qq9xu9le5u 6 месяцев назад +2

      if you read a book/look at a screen in the dark you'll ruin your eyes
      but also no you absolutely cannot have the light on

    • @joemama2737
      @joemama2737 6 месяцев назад

      Why would you need a light to use your game boy? Isn’t the screen a light?

    • @HGibilaro
      @HGibilaro 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@joemama2737
      No. Old gameboy screens were LCD. Liquid crystal display. This meant they needed a lightsource to be seen.

  • @guyguy2034
    @guyguy2034 7 месяцев назад +431

    I distinctly remember being told that if i sing out of tune or in a goofy way on purpose that it would cause me to go mute. My mother continues to deny that she ever said such a thing.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 6 месяцев назад +28

      It was her paranormal doppelganger

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 6 месяцев назад +9

      The bad guys from Us replaced her for a bit

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 6 месяцев назад +11

      She's lying that she lied. Lying ultimate.

  • @dicelol5
    @dicelol5 7 месяцев назад +1048

    “bat wings will come out their eyes” honestly that’s not far off from “a tree grows in your stomach”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @certifiedidiot0
      @certifiedidiot0 7 месяцев назад

      oh okay

    • @Jad3D3v
      @Jad3D3v 7 месяцев назад +17

      @speedingegg this is a comment farming bot, it is advised to not engage with them. (It only keeps the host running it for longer)

    • @MatecaCorp
      @MatecaCorp 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Jad3D3v and it’s not even the correct channel lmao

    • @Jelloomi
      @Jelloomi 7 месяцев назад +2

      a fir tree was growing in a dude’s lungs before i think

  • @HAPPY_SUN3331
    @HAPPY_SUN3331 2 месяца назад +16

    0:27 "And BAHDEYH! go over there :)" "dont worry, its safe!" (le slap) "why did you do that-" "Ĭ̷̠͔̠̞̜̼̳̘̠͋̃ ̶̙͖͎̞͕̥̟̪̩͑͌̀̄̋̎͗̍̈́͆́̈́͘̕L̶̨̢̛̯̫̮̪̭̺̩̬̝̱̩̏̀͘Ỉ̶̛̬̟̏̃̉̈̈́̎͛͂̚͝͠Ę̶̙̝̟̘̠̹̞͉͔̱͍̪̌͐̈́̈̑͘D̶̢̜̫̞̪͎͓̤̮͊̈́͝ͅ"

  • @chiffer1787
    @chiffer1787 7 месяцев назад +593

    My grandfather had a super sarcastic and dry sense of humor and he once told me that if I put my head into the dryer while taking my clothes out of it that it would explode and for YEARS I would try my best to reach the clothes at the back of the dryer without leaning in so that my head wouldn't explode

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 7 месяцев назад +53

      To be fair I heard horror stories true or not about kids falling in and getting hurt
      And kids are top heavy
      Sounds like grandpa at least kept you safe lol

    • @DoritosAndMountainDew
      @DoritosAndMountainDew 7 месяцев назад +8

      "Help me step-grandfather, I'm stuck!"

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@DoritosAndMountainDew what have you done.

    • @remarkablyshinydoorknob
      @remarkablyshinydoorknob 6 месяцев назад +4

      oh dear

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@DoritosAndMountainDew you were a troubled kid weren't you

  • @Girl-Supersonicboy
    @Girl-Supersonicboy 6 месяцев назад +719

    The car light one I have improved for my younger brother/cousins. "The light disrupts my vision. If you don't want us to crash, I need it off." 😂

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 6 месяцев назад +12

      Very wholesome

    • @Forbe.
      @Forbe. 6 месяцев назад +21

      That's basically what my parents told me when I was growing up

    • @joshw3010
      @joshw3010 6 месяцев назад +28

      So, you told the truth? 😆

    • @dudemanlastname
      @dudemanlastname 6 месяцев назад +2

      my dad told me it was illegal lol

    • @HoepRemains
      @HoepRemains 6 месяцев назад +2

      I genuinely can't tell a difference in outside visibility with the overhead light on or off. Maybe some cars are more susceptible to it based on light position? Idk. Seems overblown

  • @UmbralForest
    @UmbralForest 6 месяцев назад +225

    growing up my aunt who raised me actually, y'know, respected that i was a small human with intelligence, and just EXPLAINED why some things were bad, and i was like "oh very sensible i will stop doing this because you gave me an actual reason" however my other family members who did not respect me did tell me these childhood lies, and, not use to being lied to at home, usually believed them automatically because i was use to being explained how things worked.

    • @dextro_whatever
      @dextro_whatever 6 месяцев назад +23

      I appreciate those kind of adults. I got yelled at by a security guard in a transit station, saying touching the yellow line at the edge of the tracks was illegal and once I got over my fear from being yelled at by someone much larger than me that I didn’t know I went “wait what.” My mom told me it was illegal to turn the light on in the car at night but my dad was much more reasonable most of the time. Helps that he went to law school.

    • @daniilspiridonov
      @daniilspiridonov 6 месяцев назад +3

      I feel you

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 месяца назад +2

      As a kid I was so much more receptive to "this is bad because [reason]" over "this is bad, so just don't".

  • @Fishy65
    @Fishy65 2 месяца назад +40

    4:12 RELATED

  • @JesseJokes
    @JesseJokes 7 месяцев назад +2694

    I’ll never understand the constant need for parents to tell their children the most OUTRAGEOUSLY UNTRUE non truths (they told me teeth were “not optional”)

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +13

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @ivory3776
      @ivory3776 7 месяцев назад +263

      what even is 'not optional' supposed to mean

    • @Duckssss....
      @Duckssss.... 7 месяцев назад +265

      Did you want to have no teeth or something lol

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 7 месяцев назад +11

      It's extremely funny

    • @ItHamBoi
      @ItHamBoi 7 месяцев назад +121

      Bro my parents used to told me that salad was made by ants eating leaves, what even is the purpose of telling me that???

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 месяцев назад +381

    6:30 There's a guy that, as a kid, out of spite, started cracking his knuckles only on his right hand, for science. He then became a joint doctor, continuously cracking only his right side knuckles, and scientifically proved that it has NO increase in arthritic symptoms or joint damage, using his left hand as a Control.
    Next time someone says that and you know they aren't just trying to help out of the goodness of their heart, you can show them that study.

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 6 месяцев назад +17

      Show them the study either way; you’re probably gonna keep doing it and they’re gonna keep warning you out of care, so the study will put them at ease.

    • @SpeedyGwen
      @SpeedyGwen 6 месяцев назад +10

      yeah, I saw that when I was a kid and told my mom it changes nothing but she doesnt like it at all, which I understand, for her, its a suden cracking noise that sounds like it hurts so she hates hearing it, but in my case, I find it satisfying when I do it,, kinda like when playing with a mechanical pen

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 месяцев назад

      @@ፔ̇̈ Yeah true

    • @bakshir
      @bakshir 6 месяцев назад +10

      I mean, he didn't scientifically prove anything by doing that. A sample size of one proves literally nothing. The other studies done give a lot more evidence that there is no correlation.

    • @FlawlessBriefGuide
      @FlawlessBriefGuide 6 месяцев назад +1

      But when you do have arthritus, cracking your knuckles will make you hard to recover

  • @AikiraBeats
    @AikiraBeats 6 месяцев назад +559

    “If you look at the law” will now be my favorite thing to say at random times in conversation.

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 6 месяцев назад +8

      My mom told me the light was illegal. Dad told me the truth. I miss him. I don't miss Mom, but that's because she's still alive.

    • @dextro_whatever
      @dextro_whatever 6 месяцев назад +3

      I am looking to go to law school and this would be so funny for me to do but I would also be insufferable.

    • @SpeedyGwen
      @SpeedyGwen 6 месяцев назад +5

      from what I know, its not a law for the light in the car but it is a recomandation and u can get a ticket if authorities see that u have a light on in the car at night and it makes it hard to see

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@SewardWriter Go hug your mom, OR I WILL

    • @nd4256
      @nd4256 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SpeedyGwen well if you look at the law, it's the law

  • @Ari-3535
    @Ari-3535 2 месяца назад +38

    Wanna break from the ads?? -> 1:55

    • @user-go4gp5kj6b
      @user-go4gp5kj6b Месяц назад +4

      Pls appear in every video I see thanks

    • @alexanderwong8755
      @alexanderwong8755 Месяц назад +5

      (SPOTIFY MUSIC STARTS)

    • @DanduMan-ye4ko
      @DanduMan-ye4ko 25 дней назад +7

      Never they're hilarious😠
      (Also nice profile pic)

    • @Ari-3535
      @Ari-3535 25 дней назад +2

      @@DanduMan-ye4ko thank u!

    • @Ari-3535
      @Ari-3535 25 дней назад +2

      @@DanduMan-ye4ko I like yours too:)

  • @TheNight469
    @TheNight469 7 месяцев назад +706

    Guys, don’t eat cookies before dinner time. My cousin did that and his appetite was spoiled. Bat wings sprouted from his head and then he flew into the sun and exploded.

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 7 месяцев назад +6

      Dont go over there either

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +1

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @LaziestPotato
      @LaziestPotato 7 месяцев назад +12

      Nah, I'd survive that, I'm not afraid of being thrown into the sun at 500 mph.

    • @encomiainks5144
      @encomiainks5144 7 месяцев назад +3

      No way. That happened to someone I know too!

    • @Neptunedosestuff
      @Neptunedosestuff 7 месяцев назад +2

      Omg! I didn’t know- I only thought that happened with ice cream

  • @saladglove
    @saladglove 7 месяцев назад +366

    4:10 I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS. I used to imagine, specifically, Jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas running along side the car. I think my kid brain thought his long legs would give him an advantage to "keep up" with the car. Imagination, especially when your bored, is such a silly thing.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 6 месяцев назад +28

      I can absolutely picture Jack Skellington having an advantage there.

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 6 месяцев назад +14

      I had no idea this was a common thing. It seems like something I'd do but instead I just absorbed the scenery

    • @DannyClayton93
      @DannyClayton93 6 месяцев назад +13

      That's pretty cool - most of the invisirunners are humanoid. Mine was a cricket or some sort of insect - it used to run like Spyro the dragon (but from the boosted paths with arrows).

    • @haXXiGD
      @haXXiGD 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@DannyClayton93 Mine sorta looks like megaman

    • @khanes5376
      @khanes5376 6 месяцев назад +8

      I used to imagine a dude riding a hoverboard cuz I thought that was cooler, especially at high speeds.

  • @elizabethweber6868
    @elizabethweber6868 6 месяцев назад +224

    I was told all of these and then some! “If you want to learn to whistle, you need to eat your crusts” or my favorite “every time you stick your tongue out at someone a little black mark is made on your tongue that only angels can see. When you die, they’ll get added up and if you have too many you’ll go straight to hell.” I was raised catholic…..

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 6 месяцев назад +14

      and they called there selfs "children of god" XD

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 6 месяцев назад +8

      Damn, guess I'm going to the warm place™ for sticking my tongue out in a joking manner at my niblings. New reason added to the book!
      About the crust thing, I was told that if I didn't eat the crusts, my hair would turn straight

    • @jodiebarrett1857
      @jodiebarrett1857 6 месяцев назад +3

      I was convinced that if I ate the crust of bread it would make my hair curly. I really wanted curly hair so I used to eat my crusts and my siblings just to get curly hair

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 6 месяцев назад

      @@rickydiscord7671 where's the logic in what you said?

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 6 месяцев назад

      @@jodiebarrett1857 oh that is even better

  • @Azzy155
    @Azzy155 Месяц назад +1

    ur animation and voice is so cozy and cute and comforting and this is honestly the first yt channel I have ever been able to watch while simultaneously doing homework (my ADHD is this biggest reason for this fact lol)

  • @emman7583
    @emman7583 6 месяцев назад +615

    Once, my grandma told me that if I stared at the sun that I wouldn't physically be able to eat popcorn

    • @nerdtendo128
      @nerdtendo128 6 месяцев назад +73

      guess you must've really liked popcorn as a kid.

    • @breanthompson99
      @breanthompson99 6 месяцев назад +30

      Thats like half true

    • @emman7583
      @emman7583 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@breanthompson99 see now you have me scared again

    • @ColeBlueford
      @ColeBlueford 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@emman7583 It's half true in that if you stare at the sun, eventually you won't be able to see, thus making it hard to pick up popcorn to eat it.

    • @taraabdulghani2188
      @taraabdulghani2188 6 месяцев назад +6

      ....wheres the logic I was told If I stare at the sun I would go blind and that makes sense but I guess I now am suppose to be blind and cant eat popcorn

  • @SelfProclaimedGorl
    @SelfProclaimedGorl 6 месяцев назад +304

    6:40 this feels like a smiling friends gag, specially having Charlie being the victim of the hand touching with the delivery of “could you stop”

    • @Lachefnoob
      @Lachefnoob 6 месяцев назад +3

      FR bro, its accurate

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 6 месяцев назад +5

      guy who's only seen smiling friends: getting a lot of smiling friends vibes from this

  • @okami7dreco786
    @okami7dreco786 6 месяцев назад +84

    I had a college professor who stated that education is a serial refutation of lies - when you teach a young child about a topic, you simplify it down, then as they learn about it again in subsequent years, things that were simplified get progressively more detailed/specific/complicated as they grow able to understand more complex systems

    • @calvin_zanetti
      @calvin_zanetti 6 месяцев назад +13

      This actually got myself and a lot of children in trouble in my elementary school. I have a vague memory of being told the seasons happen based on the distance between the Earth and the Sun changing depending on what point of the year it is. When it’s summer, the earth is closer, when it’s winter, the Earth is farther. Okay, seems simple enough. Cut to a few grade later and were basically told “so that was a lie it’s actually based on the earths axis.” Several kids, myself included, could not comprehend that it was one and not the other, and most of the educators kind of just shrugged it off or gave us attention because they were annoyed by us (I had a lot of mean teachers as a kid).

    • @HoepRemains
      @HoepRemains 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I hate that. It's one thing to oversimplify topics and then expand on it later, but knowingly teaching concepts that are actually incorrect should illegal

  • @magsfitz
    @magsfitz 2 месяца назад +18

    I accidentally choked on life savers (younger me ):WHY ARE THEY CALLED LIFE SAVERS WHEN I ALMOST DIED 6:21

    • @sharkyboy6711
      @sharkyboy6711 Месяц назад +2

      Younger me would have tested if that was true because I was a dumbass

    • @magsfitz
      @magsfitz Месяц назад

      @ lol 😂

  • @mayamayhemmusic
    @mayamayhemmusic 7 месяцев назад +437

    "I'm not a parent, so I don't know what's considered good parenting or bad parenting"
    don't worry fam, like 95% of parents don't know either lol

    • @thewonderfulsloth9361
      @thewonderfulsloth9361 7 месяцев назад +5

      real

    • @cunikeph6956
      @cunikeph6956 6 месяцев назад +1

      loool, du hier?

    • @mayamayhemmusic
      @mayamayhemmusic 6 месяцев назад

      @@cunikeph6956 immer cc:
      cuter ADHS shit voll mein ding gurl cc:

    • @orangutantapioca1530
      @orangutantapioca1530 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yep, mostly just making it up as I go, avoiding all the mistakes my parents made.
      Can’t wait to see what mistakes my son avoids with his kids. I bet I’ll learn a lot about how good a parent I’ve actually been.

    • @hikermrsblood1
      @hikermrsblood1 6 месяцев назад +2

      The sad truth is

  • @gracet.
    @gracet. 7 месяцев назад +152

    as soon as you said "things didn't used to be backlit" i KNEW it was going to be about interior car lights (though tiny me wanted them for reading books) and also YES THE INVISIBLE GUY RUNNING

  • @SkySkytheScienceGuy
    @SkySkytheScienceGuy 7 месяцев назад +375

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who imagines the little guy running alongside the car when you look out the window lol

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 6 месяцев назад +4

      Same

    • @bagelisdead
      @bagelisdead 6 месяцев назад +2

      same but it's either a guy or a creature for me

    • @celestialrodent
      @celestialrodent 6 месяцев назад +1

      it's a dragon for me

    • @quirkee78
      @quirkee78 6 месяцев назад +3

      For me it’s Spider-Man

    • @thealphasam7350
      @thealphasam7350 6 месяцев назад +3

      what are you guys on about, it's obviously a ninja. How else would he be able to pull all of that off?

  • @matthewtjeerdsma2549
    @matthewtjeerdsma2549 2 месяца назад +13

    0:14 So THAT'S the origin of the Wing Eye enemies in Phantasy Star!

    • @dnactive1014
      @dnactive1014 23 дня назад +3

      And allso the eye bats kn gravity falls

  • @CYBERR0CKS
    @CYBERR0CKS 7 месяцев назад +299

    The parkour man running down the street is the realest thing I've heard today

    • @NostraDavid2
      @NostraDavid2 7 месяцев назад +17

      I'm Dutch. How did we have the same car fantasy!? Maybe it's just some fundamental human need to do as a child?

    • @Tsunamicat108
      @Tsunamicat108 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@NostraDavid2 car parkour man is inevitable

    • @dem0nchild610
      @dem0nchild610 7 месяцев назад +7

      I used to pretend mine was on a skateboard

    • @ItaPita1524
      @ItaPita1524 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t think being Dutch and having that guy running has a similarity, if I’m wrong point me out. Also same I still imagine them to this day

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

  • @cakennedy09
    @cakennedy09 7 месяцев назад +112

    i still to this day think about the parkour guy when i'm not driving, sometimes he's fighting, sometimes hes spiderman (idk), and sometimes he's just a lil guy jumpin around doin lil guy things

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @cakennedy09
      @cakennedy09 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@p-__ corndog good 😋

    • @dudemanem
      @dudemanem 7 месяцев назад +2

      I didn’t know this was such a popular thing, I also did it! Mine had a lightsaber sometimes and would chop up like street lights and stuff.

  • @justhaven4648
    @justhaven4648 6 месяцев назад +311

    Forever scarred by the discovery that the crust isnt the the "healthy part" of bread. It's just more bread 😭😭😭

    • @Joneender
      @Joneender 6 месяцев назад +8

      but it might have more seeds on it 🤷‍♂

    • @pinkyheartx7024
      @pinkyheartx7024 6 месяцев назад +6

      And did it ever give you curly hair? Bread crust can change your genetics apparently... and give you the luscious locks you've always wanted? Idk

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 5 месяцев назад +3

      It is the tastiest part of bread, though.

    • @reepicheepsfriend
      @reepicheepsfriend 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think someone got confused with potato skin which is the healthy part of the potato...or at least it better be after all these years of eating it haha

  • @ANITBIOTICS
    @ANITBIOTICS 5 месяцев назад +5

    My mom said that cracking my knuckles meant that I was part of the black market or something once, and that if i kept doing it, some person would come and take me to some scary place. now THAT was a traumatizign experience

  • @AlexWhy-jc5jv
    @AlexWhy-jc5jv 7 месяцев назад +247

    IceCreamSandwich sponsor sections are the only sponsors I watch cause you literally can't skip those creative animations

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +1

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 7 месяцев назад +4

      I used to skip them but when I learned how good the ads were, I began rewatching his vids just for those skipped ads.

    • @lem0nl1me
      @lem0nl1me 7 месяцев назад

      FOR REAL

    • @0li945
      @0li945 7 месяцев назад

      Oh no

    • @Lobstrocity
      @Lobstrocity 6 месяцев назад

      same

  • @Congra
    @Congra 7 месяцев назад +64

    Your soup example brought me back to 2nd grade. We were reading the Stone Soup story and learning the moral lessons behind it and such. As a fun activity, my teacher planned for us to make our own stone soup by having each student bring in one ingredient for the soup. It was all fun we had lots of delicious soup ingredients to make a nice, hearty vegetable soup. Then one of my classmates reveals that he brought in a chili pepper. As a 2nd grader, my tolerance for spice was not exceedingly high, nor was it for a lot of my classmates. So my classmate basically ruined the soup for most of us little kids with zero spice tolerance.

    • @olivercui6104
      @olivercui6104 7 месяцев назад +6

      Dude that’s a great teacher right there

    • @Congra
      @Congra 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@olivercui6104 she was a great teacher I have very fond memories from that year of school :) I do wish the soup wouldn't have been ruined for me with the pepper, it would probably have been very tasty to me otherwise

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 7 месяцев назад +4

      stone soup was truly a goated piece of literature 💯

  • @mlet5645
    @mlet5645 6 месяцев назад +157

    My dad has been cracking his knuckles for almost 40 years at this point, so when I started doing it and heard the “oh, it’ll give you arthritis!” thing, my little 10-year-old brain was like “… waaaaaaiiiiiittt a minute…”

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan 4 месяца назад +3

      I’ve been cracking my knuckles on one hand, only one hand, for 20+ years now. And legit there are days when the joints in that hand feels noticeably stiffer than my other hand. Of course it’s not the most scientifically reliable data but it’s made me feel a bit regretful about cracking them in the first place, which I did just for the sound, coz I’m clearly a psychopath 😆. And I don’t have arthritis nor am I old enough to explain this stiffness issue.

    • @mattvin2503
      @mattvin2503 24 дня назад +1

      @@Liliarthan It could also just come from one hand being used more then the other, dominant hand usually

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 6 месяцев назад +53

    My German aunt would tell me like tales to stop me from doing things, one of the most memorable was she was trying to make sure I remember to tie my shoes by telling me that there was a woman who was using an escalator and one of her shoelaces got sucked into the stairs and she basically got minced. All that did was make me extremely anxious every time I had to go on an escalator.

    • @nd4256
      @nd4256 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm German and I was told this before, too

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, to be fair escalator maulings can happen, but not often and usually end in amputation, not death

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@justaperson4656 yeah, I assumed accidents can happen but she made wayyy more dramatic lol

  • @kilometers162
    @kilometers162 7 месяцев назад +74

    Watching the little guy out the window jumping over stuff is one of the most relatable things I have ever heard, and I still occasionally do it TO THIS DAY when I am not driving.

  • @nonsense618
    @nonsense618 7 месяцев назад +38

    On my fridge growing up there was one of those water and ice dispensers on the outside of the freezer door, and I used to press the dispenser and get water and ice everywhere. My mother's favorite parenting moment of her lifetime was when she told me there was a password you had to use to activate the dispensers, and she'd press a bunch of buttons randomly, but press the lock button last, so nothing would work. I couldn't read. I didn't know what the buttons did. So I was just frustrated and tried to get everyone to tell me the password. Years later, I took a good look at the buttons, most importantly the picture of a padlock on one of them, and screamed.
    I have yet to forgive her.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 месяца назад

      I dunno, sounds like you brought it upon yourself.

  • @grandetaco4416
    @grandetaco4416 21 день назад +2

    My mother just like to make things up for her amusement. One time we were at a store and there was an fish tank on the clerk's counter. It had the water and the bubbles, but no fish in it. I asked why no fish? My mom said "oh they're in there, you just can't see them. They will appear at midnight when the moon shines on them." 😱 She also told me the butter dish lid was for trapping flies that land on the butter.

  • @waggerzstudios5088
    @waggerzstudios5088 7 месяцев назад +169

    I think its crazy how its almost a universal thing for parents to tell their kids it's illegal to turn on the car light, and every kid believed it

    • @Amirrorofmirrors
      @Amirrorofmirrors 7 месяцев назад +9

      He did talk about how visibility is important, so it only makes as a kid that it would be illegal.

    • @fangsbrokenrose
      @fangsbrokenrose 7 месяцев назад

      I suspected…. But now I know it’s a lie. I’m almost 30.

    • @j-yoshi64_justcallmej
      @j-yoshi64_justcallmej 7 месяцев назад +7

      When I was a kid, my parents told me it was illegal because it made it hard to see. Made perfect sense to me.

    • @qwertylesh
      @qwertylesh 7 месяцев назад +5

      it's technically illegal (and not a lie) in Australia, carries a penalty fine if you are caught doing and it applies under the same law which prohibits distracting car lighting mods (like driving at night with undercar glow, or colored headlights/fogs)

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@qwertyleshA 2 second Google search immediately turned up a Drive article with the quote "There is no law prohibiting the use of bright interior lighting while driving in any Australian state or Territory." Apparently it's theoretically possible that a cop can decide that you're engaging in unsafe driving and charge you with a general purpose offence, but that's not going to happen from something relatively benign like a standard interior light being on, which is in practice just mildly distracting at worst in most cases.

  • @MangoEmber
    @MangoEmber 6 месяцев назад +62

    My adopted dad was told growing up that strangers are scary and do scary things to you so he doesn’t have any friends and is super skeptical of everyone. His take is don’t lie to your kids it may mess them up mentally since they don’t have developed brains. Sure scary be the truth but he doesn’t lie to me or my other adopted sisters and because of that we don’t intentionally tell lies to others we just stay quiet or say “it’s not your business”

  • @silentspook8011
    @silentspook8011 7 месяцев назад +219

    Fun fact: you CAN spell believe without lie. It just becomes beve.

  • @MaxCreatesCA
    @MaxCreatesCA 6 месяцев назад +2

    I just came across your channel and I really like it! I struggle a lot with my mental health and your videos give me a distraction to laugh at when I’m struggling. Thanks man ❤

  • @collectorj
    @collectorj 6 месяцев назад +115

    3:34 Ah, yes! The Nintendo worm light, a product of the ancient times before backlit screens were a thing! I haven't seen one of those in decades!

    • @slimydispertion
      @slimydispertion 6 месяцев назад +1

      How ancient

    • @allisonstark193
      @allisonstark193 6 месяцев назад +1

      Riiiight?? Same. Brought back that good nostalgia.

    • @uhhwhateverdude9463
      @uhhwhateverdude9463 6 месяцев назад +2

      Backlit screen did exist! Sega’s expensive handheld that was out at the same time Gameboy was had a backlit screen! It took way more batteries tho! 😂

    • @collectorj
      @collectorj 6 месяцев назад +1

      @slimydispertion It was released approximately 16 years ago, so....

    • @slimydispertion
      @slimydispertion 6 месяцев назад

      @@collectorj thanks for the information Mr collectorj

  • @TheGamingGuyYT
    @TheGamingGuyYT 7 месяцев назад +143

    Fun fact cracking your joints is just releasing nitrogen build up which is harmless if it stays and harmless if it pops although dont go to far and dislocate your fingers

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 7 месяцев назад +9

      Too late, I dislocate my fingers every time

    • @Gobble640
      @Gobble640 7 месяцев назад

      @@epsi huh… i guess im a snake

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@epsi snakes don't actually do that, just to be clear. In actuality they have two jaw bones that can move independently of one another, and the soft tissue in between them is stretchy.

  • @nopphz
    @nopphz 7 месяцев назад +467

    "why would you do-" "i lied 😈👹"

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +4

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @they_lovedreaaaaaa
      @they_lovedreaaaaaa 7 месяцев назад

      Tf?

    • @TickleTimson-c5k
      @TickleTimson-c5k 7 месяцев назад

      real

    • @FIWEY_656
      @FIWEY_656 7 месяцев назад

      Me and my sister

    • @KingRidley
      @KingRidley 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah we watched the video too

  • @luksnborg6486
    @luksnborg6486 18 дней назад +1

    0:20 the childs face dude, its so hilarious 😂

  • @iAnimate420
    @iAnimate420 7 месяцев назад +79

    4:45
    "Sir, do you need sunglasses?"
    "Nah, I'm good!"
    **Car violently starts to shake as you hear screaming, and several small bodies slam up against the windshield**

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 6 месяцев назад +56

    I was told that if I handled a baby bird, the smell of a human would make the parents abandon it.
    Turns out that most birds actually don't have a good sense of smell.

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 6 месяцев назад +6

      I was told that about baby bunnies. Was very happy to learn, once I was older, that the whole human scent = abandonment thing is BS.

    • @ghostly_august
      @ghostly_august 6 месяцев назад +1

      …I never knew that
      Omg

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ghostly_august The bird with the strongest sense of smell is the vulture. Which makes sense, given what they eat.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 месяца назад +2

      That one bothered me as a kid, because I never wanted to MESS with baby birds, so it gave me the impression that I would be unable to SAVE a baby bird if they fell out of the nest or something.

  • @natalie.noodles
    @natalie.noodles 6 месяцев назад +76

    the "lights in the car thing" was so relatable

    • @g.n.9075
      @g.n.9075 6 месяцев назад +2

      My parents told me back then if i turn on the light the police will come and take me 🙂

    • @natalie.noodles
      @natalie.noodles 6 месяцев назад

      @@g.n.9075 loll

  • @LandSharkCorner
    @LandSharkCorner 6 месяцев назад +9

    As soon as he locked the door at 0:59 I was like "Oh no, A sponsorship." 😂

  • @can_obeans5646
    @can_obeans5646 7 месяцев назад +227

    4:38 really funny but i dont understand why our parents didnt just say "it's hard to see and we could crash" instead of "it's illegal" parents are such weirdos sometimes 😂😂

    • @CobraDBlade
      @CobraDBlade 7 месяцев назад +37

      That's actually exactly what my dad did with me and my siblings. Just a simple "I can't see the road with those lights on".

    • @althelor
      @althelor 7 месяцев назад +23

      The funny thing is, my parents never told me it was illegal, and instead just said it made it hard to see.... And I didn't believe them. Honestly even today I still don't think it makes it hard to see at all.
      Though what did work on me was them saying it would drain the car battery, because just one time one of my brothers left it on when we go out of the car and no one drove the car for like 2 days, so the battery was dead the next time we needed to go somewhere and they immediately blamed us leaving the light on.

    • @seekvapes9641
      @seekvapes9641 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@althelor Well of course it makes it easier to see - the inside of your car, which the driver doesn't really care much about and already has muscle memory about and faint backlights for. But if you are in any lit windowed space when it's dark outside, it makes the reflections of inside your room (or car) overpower the dark stuff outside. In such conditions I would have to make googles out of my hands and press my face against the window so I could se a piece of the outside within the reflection of my shaded face - something a driver can't do for the hands on the wheel and needing to have more than finger countable degrees of FOV reasons. Also bright lights will desensitize your rods and cones, making it even harder to discriminate dark stuff, like how dark alleys seem darker when you are looking from the sunny outside, but you begin to get night vision. So you really don't want your windshield to turn into one-way mirror when driving, and losing night vision sensitivity at the same time. During intense daylight however the windows will act like mirros to the outsiders and you will barely see any reflections even if lit inside.

    • @MollyMoxer
      @MollyMoxer 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because kind ask lots of annoying science questions in the car

    • @KingRidley
      @KingRidley 6 месяцев назад +3

      If you tell a kid that you can't see the road with the light on, they'll spend time arguing with you because they don't drive and they don't understand why that's a problem.
      If you tell them it's illegal, they can't argue.

  • @wishingeel
    @wishingeel 6 месяцев назад +40

    This brought back the memory of one of my parents telling me that if you fill the bathtub too much, it'll fall through the floor (lol it was actually just to save water), so my childhood baths were always sadly shallow. But when I confronted them years later, they both denied telling me that.

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 6 месяцев назад +45

    The cracking knuckles thing is so real, I was told so often that it would make my fingers all bulky and thin if I kept doing that, like mess up my hands later on or something

    • @heatherc7979
      @heatherc7979 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ew bulky? That's seems worse lol

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan 4 месяца назад

      I’ve been cracking my knuckles on one hand, only one hand, for 20+ years now. And legit there are days when the joints in that hand feels noticeably stiffer than my other hand. Of course it’s not the most scientifically reliable data but it’s made me feel a bit regretful about cracking them in the first place, which I did just for the sound, coz I’m clearly a psychopath 😆. And I don’t have arthritis nor am I old enough to explain this stiffness issue.

    • @WolfTrot
      @WolfTrot 4 месяца назад

      Idk I've been doing it for 10+ years, it hasn't really done anything to me yet so...

  • @sascha420x
    @sascha420x 2 месяца назад +15

    2:54 wait, did he just say „Oh mein Gott“ ?

    • @CarlCullins-y9p
      @CarlCullins-y9p Месяц назад

      I thought he said I’ll find guts

    • @Truck-h5b
      @Truck-h5b 20 дней назад

      @@CarlCullins-y9p?????

    • @Certifiedtoelicker
      @Certifiedtoelicker 20 дней назад +2

      “Oh mein Gott” is german for “oh my god”

  • @mingautumns4238
    @mingautumns4238 6 месяцев назад +104

    The “if you swallow gum it’ll take seven years to digest” was one I heard a lot as a kid 😭

    • @LightOmen
      @LightOmen 6 месяцев назад +2

      I fr believed that😭

    • @hannahrogers327
      @hannahrogers327 6 месяцев назад +1

      Omg that’s a lie!!!?

    • @tracycui3800
      @tracycui3800 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@hannahrogers327 Yes because or else it will be illegal to sell if it doesn't digest
      I literally had a panic attack every time I swallowed one I would have a panic attack and say, "I wont be able to eat anything" because I swallowed a-lot on accident. since when ever I remembered

    • @Corksy
      @Corksy 5 месяцев назад

      Mine was that it will stick to your intestines or stomach

    • @da_h1i_aa
      @da_h1i_aa 5 месяцев назад

      @@Corksy I will stick to your intestines or stomach

  • @eepylittleiru
    @eepylittleiru 7 месяцев назад +73

    6:02 seeing this after choking on a "life saver" and being taken to the hospital is so funny 😭

    • @AbblegooseRatus
      @AbblegooseRatus 3 месяца назад

      Fr like life savers are the ONLY thing I've ever choked on😭

  • @damian6202
    @damian6202 23 дня назад

    This is the only youtuber i have watch an entire promotion without caring about the product ,this guy is awesome

  • @BFRI
    @BFRI 7 месяцев назад +282

    HE IS BACK AFTER 3 MONTHS YESSSSSSS

  • @mollyhumphries4849
    @mollyhumphries4849 6 месяцев назад +46

    i remember being told that if i watched tv too much my eyes would go square, i would get so paranoid that i would constantly be checking to see if they had gone square after every episode of tv

    • @officiallemmon
      @officiallemmon 6 месяцев назад +3

      My dad only joked about that when I played Minecraft for too long 🤣

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 6 месяцев назад +2

      I don't think that would have worked on me because square eyes sounds cool as shit.

    • @officiallemmon
      @officiallemmon 6 месяцев назад

      @@anthonybowman3423 yeah lol, he was always joking

  • @schuyl.9905
    @schuyl.9905 7 месяцев назад +19

    i used to teach children how to ski. the frequency at which i had to say "if you put your head in the snow the snow snakes will eat you/if you eat snow there will be a snow snake in your tummy" was VERY often

  • @howlqi3068
    @howlqi3068 21 день назад +2

    6:51 I have Juvenile arthritis and I find it funny when people say that to like “I guess I was cracking them in the womb!”

  • @JJ-1866
    @JJ-1866 6 месяцев назад +30

    I remember when I first started watching videos on youtube as a kid and under a Barbie Girl song vid, there was a comment that said something along the lines of "if you don't comment this on seven other videos, your mom will die in 7 days/7 years" and I was absolutely mortified. I started bawling my eyes out while commenting it and thinking my mom is in danger until I called my dad to apologize and tell him I commented so they don't need to worry and he reassured me mom was just fine and people lie on the internet. Honestly, I was scared to watch that video for some time after that because I kept thinking I'd see that comment again.

    • @comicalsamaraizac2466
      @comicalsamaraizac2466 6 месяцев назад

      If you don't post this reply everywhere the tax collector will take your money

    • @applechoco483
      @applechoco483 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oh yeah, the ones that start "you will die if you don't read this" but then go "either spam this message or you'll dIE!!!11!!"? I fell for them like twice. It took a few times to recognize the first sentence and stop reading there, but the absolute sinking dread that you won't wake up on Thursday was unreal LOL

  • @mallk238
    @mallk238 6 месяцев назад +64

    6:50 I used to hear that one all the time as a kid! (Not because I was the one cracking my knuckles, just that everyone around me kept doing it and saying it to each other)
    What makes it interesting is that, as a child, I HAD arthritis! From a very young age! Too young to have gained it cracking knuckles to be sure. So I had to see a special doctor about it for almost a decade. On one of these visits when I was still in 2nd or 3rd grade I actually asked him about this common phrase and he told me it was completely made up. "The worst thing that happens when you crack your knuckles is that you might annoy people around you with the noise" was his only comment on the whole thing. So I grew up laughing when people would say it bc to me it was a bunch of people being fooled into being mad at each other. I also started to crack my knuckles more. I've been in remission for a good 10 years now; and I have been cracking my knuckles for most of it. Can confirm: it's a load of bull

    • @orangutantapioca1530
      @orangutantapioca1530 6 месяцев назад +2

      Next lie; cracking your knuckles cures arthritis.

    • @thebest4594
      @thebest4594 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@orangutantapioca1530no there is a reverse correlation with popping and arthritis

    • @erika-paigehutch3930
      @erika-paigehutch3930 6 месяцев назад +2

      My mum friend told my sister she had arthritis because of it 💀 like she told her when she went to the Dr about the arthritis in her hands the Dr said "well you've cracked your hands a lot while you've been in here" I really hope she was lying and a Dr didn't say that because if they did um oof that's a bad Dr she's going to

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 6 месяцев назад

      @@erika-paigehutch3930 yeah the reason we know that cracking your knuckles doesn't cause arthritis is due to a study where a gentleman dedicated most of his life to in which he cracked the knuckles on one hand everyday for about 50(?) years and left the other one alone. I forget if the outcome was that neither got arthritis or both got arthritis, but the main point being that in doing so he influenced other scientists and inspired a bit more research into the myth that there was a correlation between the two. It wouldn't surprise me if your sister was just cracking her knuckles because they felt real fuckin sore (due to the arthritis). Was the doctor she spoke to her general doctor or was it a doctor who specialized in arthritis specifically? Because mine was for arthritis. I can see a gp maybe not knowing this, but a specialist should know better.

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 6 месяцев назад

      @@orangutantapioca1530 haha if only. My arthritis was specifically something called "junior rheumatoid arthritis", and it is treatable with certain types of medication. So the cracking knuckles may or may not have been involved, but yeah it was probably the meds lol

  • @Soveliss74
    @Soveliss74 6 месяцев назад +40

    The whole "make that face and it will stick that way" is true. If you've met anyone with a perpetual scowl on their face, they've scowled so much that it's their default expression

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan 4 месяца назад +5

      I mean wrinkles get laid down like worn footpaths. I’ve got a couple of deep frown wrinkles between my eyebrows that I wish aren’t there. 😭

  • @Gxrga
    @Gxrga Месяц назад +9

    5:57 Omg that god I’m already subscribed, I don’t want to get SCURVY!

  • @wsteelix1922
    @wsteelix1922 7 месяцев назад +22

    I love this man's sense of humor so much

  • @NeonLeon02
    @NeonLeon02 7 месяцев назад +14

    Omg the freaking “gum will stay in your stomach for 10 years” one or whatever, I swallowed a whole gum stick and was terrified lol

    • @Legosmith_777
      @Legosmith_777 6 месяцев назад +2

      I got a gumball machine one time and chewed and swallowed like 15

  • @leonardooliveira950
    @leonardooliveira950 6 месяцев назад +46

    bro the "looking out the window and pretending there were little guys dodging all the stuff" it's one of those things that you think you are the only one who did that lol, that's so precise

  • @wargen8121
    @wargen8121 Месяц назад

    That story about a Gameboy without a light, top light being illegal and looking out the window pretending there is a guy running and parkouring around sidewalks was PERFECT. It's my childhood 1:1.

  • @kaelahallock3344
    @kaelahallock3344 6 месяцев назад +17

    growing up, my mom had always told me that when I would crack my knuckles, they would get bigger and then when I was older I would have like really big knuckles. In the long run that didn't stop me from cracking them because I just thought it would make me look really cool. (:

  • @unclechadman
    @unclechadman 6 месяцев назад +19

    Regarding popping knuckles, from what I understand, popping joints isn’t too bad as long as you don’t do it in unnatural or exaggerated ways, since it stretches your tendons/ligaments stuff

  • @mixiekins
    @mixiekins 6 месяцев назад +26

    I was eating grapes when my mom told me that sometimes there's tiny spiders hiding inside, so I should blow over the hole where the stem was attached, then count to three to wait and see if any spiders come out. I took it 100%, hook, line, and sinker. I kept doing it well into adulthood until one day I stopped and the gears in my head made a grinding sound like the "🎵 doo-dee-dah 🎶 the number you've dialed is disconnected or no longer in service"

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 6 месяцев назад +4

      it would be annoying to me if my kid just take there sweeeet time eating there food like that. just because someone told them a lie. I would be like "just eat. do you even know it takes you 30 minutes to finish your grapes? hurry up. if it's a bug inside grapes thing. than no there's not. if they say spider there inside bananas." and yeah I'm sure my kids would be mind blown to the point they are scared to eat bananas. because it sounds like a creepypasta story.

    • @alliesakat
      @alliesakat 6 месяцев назад +5

      That would have genuinely fucked me up for years

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@alliesakat Seriously. Forget checking for tiny spiders, I never would have picked up a grape again. 😰

  • @papadikolov1378
    @papadikolov1378 7 месяцев назад +13

    quick tip on the knuckle cracking bit, it is actually unsafe to crack your back or neck. not for "arthritis" reasons, but for "possible fall into a stroke" reasons. when you think about how that bone is directly connected to your brain, it makes sense. if you ever crack your back or neck, and it feels particularly louder than usual, try to atleast keep people nearby incase the stroke happens.

    • @audhd_incarnate8001
      @audhd_incarnate8001 7 месяцев назад +3

      The spine isn't connected to your brain, it simply houses your spinal cord. You'd need to be built like a circus strongman to sever or pierce your vertebrae into your spinal cord. Strokes are caused by blood clots that are small enough to pass through the blood-brain barrier, usually through small spaces in that barrier. These spaces occur due to the natural wear and tear the body experiences, which is why strokes happen most often in the elderly. You can't really cause a stroke to happen

  • @RiddlerRooster
    @RiddlerRooster 7 месяцев назад +16

    Dude 6:59. That's literally me too! I thought I was alone in that. The sternum too, still find that weird but it feels good. lol

  • @user-xb5xr8ib8b
    @user-xb5xr8ib8b 6 месяцев назад +16

    Oh my gosh I always imagine a lil dude is running past all the stuff on road trips too! I actually like make different noises as if I'm pushing buttons as if it's a game, so like a certain noise for jumping, a certain noise for ducking, a certain noise for riding on the side rails, and a certain noise if i "die" and have to respawn

  • @xiandreicastro6783
    @xiandreicastro6783 6 месяцев назад +8

    1:11 You reminded me of my 49 tabs. Edit: after a bit i got up to 81 tabs it took like a week and saying ill close em later

  • @RecklessOtter
    @RecklessOtter 7 месяцев назад +50

    6:39 was the perfect part for a SpongeBob style close up.

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 7 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly what I expected to see, either that or him no longer being able to grab something because his joints no longer have any "grab strength"

    • @WhenYoureAround
      @WhenYoureAround 7 месяцев назад +3

      I WAS WAITING FOR THAT MOMENT FOR FAR TOO LONG 😭😭😭

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 7 месяцев назад +180

    5:02 the red dye story also means if a girl has her period in the pool, they won’t have to explain to a bunch of little kids why she’s bleeding. They’ll just think it’s the red dye

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад +2

      my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @joshuahamilton7630
      @joshuahamilton7630 7 месяцев назад

      I’m not using this lie if I ever become a pool instructor. Kids will eat her up regardless if it’s period blood or pee-detecting solution

    • @ssdd7407
      @ssdd7407 7 месяцев назад +3

      my farts are always toxic

    • @theBumblingBudgie
      @theBumblingBudgie 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fr tho

    • @stevenorrington473
      @stevenorrington473 6 месяцев назад +9

      Blood in the pool would require everyone to evacuate the pool, which some kids may not be as urgent as they must if they believed it was just piss

  • @breemonkman2738
    @breemonkman2738 6 месяцев назад +58

    my swim instructors told me the same thing, but they added that if they knew you peed in the pool they would throw a hula hoop around you so everybody knew who to avoid

  • @samanthastuessel7986
    @samanthastuessel7986 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "don't turn on the light. It's illegal." Thing makes no sense to me. My grandma would just say, "When you have the light on, I can't see well enough. The light makes me think a car behind us is too close." Simple and the truth. I don't understand that lie at all.

  • @tommyknapp895
    @tommyknapp895 6 месяцев назад +14

    When my junior high concert band played on a local TV station's morning news show, one of the anchors told us that if we looked at the TV cameras, we'd appear cross-eyed on TV in front of thousands of viewers. To this day (I'm a professional bass player) if someone points a camera at me while I'm onstage, I will automatically look away.

  • @owenlloyd3379
    @owenlloyd3379 7 месяцев назад +72

    My grandma always used to tell me if i swollowed gum i would get my guts and stuff stuck together

    • @Spamkromite
      @Spamkromite 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yep, that's called a bezoar. Look it up.

    • @Axiemander
      @Axiemander 7 месяцев назад +14

      “Itll stay in your gut for 7 years”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨

    • @Snorkylorky
      @Snorkylorky 7 месяцев назад

      @@p-__bot

    • @JohnB-mo4kq
      @JohnB-mo4kq 7 месяцев назад

      @@Spamkromite That's not even close to what actually happens if you swallow gum, which is literally nothing. You pass it just like anything else. A bezoar is mainly created from eating hair, hence why it happens to cats so often. Stop being stupid.

  • @robh7800
    @robh7800 7 месяцев назад +50

    5:33 thought he was going to pee in the soup

  • @DreamPhreak
    @DreamPhreak 5 месяцев назад

    7:09 I recently discovered another bone you can crack: in your forearm, you have the radius and ulna. The ulna is on the side opposite from your thumb and it has a little ball thingy at the end that sticks up next to your wrist. If you hold the back of your hand and use your thumb to press the ulna down, it pops and it feels soooooo good. I cant stop cracking it every chance i get.
    For the past few years I used to think I was developing an extremely painful carpel tunnel in my wrist, but nope, it just needed to be cracked and now the pain is completely gone.

  • @sansthepunmaster2707
    @sansthepunmaster2707 7 месяцев назад +8

    Oh I feel you on the cracking fingers thing. I crack nearly every single joint in my body, and it feels so good, but I remember being told not to so much

  • @hikaruhoshi
    @hikaruhoshi 7 месяцев назад +36

    4:00 "...Now, oversteer is best, because you don't see the tree that k*lls you." -Richard Hammond

    • @tgyk80642
      @tgyk80642 7 месяцев назад

      Ah, good to see a fellow aficionado out here.

    • @Darkblu242
      @Darkblu242 7 месяцев назад +1

      lol i remember that

    • @slimydispertion
      @slimydispertion 6 месяцев назад

      Thats ture 😂

    • @PolishJeK
      @PolishJeK 6 месяцев назад +1

      Came to timed comments just to see anybody that got the reference

  • @Enclave_Communications
    @Enclave_Communications 7 месяцев назад +63

    3:48 I’m fairly certain EVERY SINGLE CHILD was told this lie as a kid

    • @Marshmellowvr
      @Marshmellowvr 6 месяцев назад +2

      My mom said it would waste the battery like what!?

    • @captainslender12
      @captainslender12 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Marshmellowvr Technically, it does drain the battery of the car but at the same time, the battery charges while the car is moving. It's also an incredibly miniscule drain.

    • @TrumanJewell
      @TrumanJewell 6 месяцев назад +1

      My parents said that same the thing

  • @Selatapey
    @Selatapey Месяц назад

    I’m glad other people are friends with the parkour man, it makes me happy he isn’t lonely

  • @Joshu2121a
    @Joshu2121a 6 месяцев назад +10

    He’s seriously the only guy I don’t skip ads for… and he somehow makes we want them. It’s crazy.

  • @zachwackchannel
    @zachwackchannel 6 месяцев назад +9

    Ive never felt more vindicated than when you mentioned the little parkour guy i create keeping up with the car on journeys!! Thank you, Andy!
    This isnt the first time ive thought we are very alike.