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I cut it close a couple times in my life, these are some of those times.
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That flower shop was definitly some kind of money laundering
Opium
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@@p-__ How did you get here?
Mafia front
@@MaxReallyDoesntCare it's a bot
Ah, ye, common ways of dying. Home accidents involving plugs, home accidents involving microwaves, interrupting a drug deal, wait what-
More common in college towns, for sure.
plug, plugged, the plug
@@goldengryphondepending on the town? Because i got a friend who's in a college town. And nothing happens there. The last big event that occurred...came from a couple of thugs who chased someone from another city forty minutes south of the town
@@thomaswanderer6022 Yes. It greatly depends on the college town. It also depends on the surrounding environment because even weird events will only happen in situations where they are somewhat conceivable.
I would not expect to find confused drug dealers or odd role players n the sewers of a religious school (Temple, TX?) in the country. Confused drug dealers and weirdly dressed people in a sewer would be the *least* odd thing I would expect to find at MIT or Yale.
Heck, I was one of the people who would have not only wandered absently into a confused drug deal, but also got stuck in a tree, and ended up on a roof while dressed oddly while at college.
The first two are common ways of 'almost dying' the third is actually a more common way of dying.
this is the type of guy to say “it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” in the first 10 minutes of a horror movie.
Only to somehow end up the only one surviving at the end by sheer luck.
I'm just imagining someone repeatedly saying "It's right behind me, isn't it?" throughout the movie, and being told "Dude, for the last time, nothing is behind you. Stop." And then finally, he says it and there actually is something, and he's just like "Yus- I knew it." and gets stabbed in the shin.
Under 1000000000000000000000000000000000 decade people 👇🏻
@@abigailromaine4941where is the finger even pointing
There is under 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 people!
Whoever is in that 999999999+
👇
Blud either interrupted:
A: a money laundering drug mafia
or
B: a cult
and somehow survived 🥶
It’s a drug thing…
The florist shop story just reminds me of every mattress store ever being the emptiest ghost towns on earth but still staying in business over busy stores
Most are for laundering money
@@airplanes_aren.t_realmy favorite
Percy jackson exposes some of these businesses
We have a leather-sofa store near where I live. I have never seen anyone enter or leave that store, but it has been there for 40+years. We suspect it might be a front for some other business.
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
“I do not like to die”. Relatable.
Real
MY COMMENT 😡
I find it fun
@@AngyAtchu womp womp
@@conallhunt7271 bro what 😂
I like the progression here, Outlet mishap, microwave problems, ONGOING DRUG DEALS. One of these things is not like the others.
it's the microwave problems isn't it
nah I think it's the Outlet thing@@Mikithebird
@@andreatoruchiha9019 definetly not the ongoing drug deals that’s very normal
in the netherlands the odd one out would be the outlet mishap, since drug deals are common, microwaves are used and EU plugs arent messed up
probabaly the issues with the waves of micro
He's the only youtuber where i dont skip the sponser part, the animation is just so funny 😭😂
Him and GingerPale lol
Facts 😂
True. He has a good sense of humor.
Yes!! So true
YES.
I love how the first two are like, "Wow, that was a big oopsie, that could've gone bad"
And then the last one is, "Well, these people are definitely going to kill me if I don't buy these overpriced flowers."
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@@p-__ shut up
@@p-__ Can you shut up
It escalated so quickly
Maybe that's how they stay in business. Creep people out enough that they have to buy your overpriced flowers so they don't get murdered.
Ice Cream Sandwich: "Hello, I would like flowers!"
--Intelligent employee--: "Ah, yes! Please follow me straight back to the location of illicit transaction. We have flower there."
unexpectedly, ice cream sandwich met his soulmate that day,
why is your profile picture so familiar to me?
Doesn't it remind u of that one task from Among Us?@@theespacioguy
I just cannot fathom why they wouldn’t just say “wait here” and disappear for 5 minutes lol
@@darkassassin6457You know. Like. Every other employee of every other place.
Do you think they're dead?
It’s surprising that they managed to not bail out of the flower shop the moment they walked in. Judging by the actual “shop” part, I would’ve thought it was some kind of cult.
In most of Europe, it is no longer feasible to get shocked by a plug like that because sandartized plugs are designed with extra insulation just in case. This has, I believe, been the case since the 1990s.
I've also had a few close calls:
- Incidentally, also the same kind of outlet incident.
- While spacing out, I needed to microwave something, and I had been preparing it in a metal bowl.
- Almost got swept out to sea by a riptide, twice.
Hehehhhhehehe I’ve been swept by the riptide thrice
Once I almost died by choking on a cotton ball. Yes, I know that it sounds strange out of context.
American outlets are insane to me that that can happen
lol, I can imagine,
“whew! That was close. Eh, I could *probably* survive THIS riptide again. Challenge accepted.”
*proceeds to swim into the same riptide*
Bro interrupted a drug deal and somehow survived
Nah! It was human trafficing and they deemed him to much of a risk for his apperence!
Sorce: I made it the f*** up! :3
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@1AndOnlyAxoara and sacrificed his smartness Stat
@@user-hg4op9qt2j tbh fair play. IceCreamSandwitch probably does a lot of QuickSave - Load Game spiritually
my mother also did so during her work as a lyft driver
the romantic flowers story did not go where i expected it to go. definitely thought you’d light the roses on fire with the candles
Same lol
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Right!?
Yes I thought like no one was coming and looked away then when he looked back roes were three.yes I watch horror.
same
that flower shop interaction reminded me of the time i got my grandmother flowers on my way home from school, i walked into the flower shop i passed every single day and was confused as to why there were so many creepy looking bears *everywhere* but finally found an employee who (unfortunately for me) only spoke spanish. So in sheer panic and in my very very broken spanish pointed at a yellow arrangement in a box went to go pay for it, luckily did not get scammed as it was only $80 for the entire thing, and got tf out of there
my grandma loved the arrangement she was extremely excited her granddaughter who's supposed to be a rebellious teen was getting flowers for her
6:21 bro, you walked in on a cult.
“Mother Assistance” so formal for such a chaotic situation
😂😂😂
he said "father assistance"
@@geopediashortsit was mother assistance
@@AieroArt then why did his dad come shortly after?
@@geopediashorts go back and watch it
Bro uploaded this within the hour of an attempted assassination, cant write this kind of timing
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts
Actually insane
he is donald trump
What are the odds? 😅
Yea
Once got electrocuted at my old job. Apparently I yelled (and cussed) so loud that one of the managers heard me from all the way across the department store and came running over. My arm was tingly for the rest of the day.
there was a "flower" shop on the corner of my street growing up (we lived off the main shopping street a bit further down toward the end) and my dad always said "yeah thats a drug dealer" and i never believed him but now i do. also, i put a burrito in the microwave once literally last year (im a full-grown adult) and i forgot that the other side of the paper wrapping was a foil liner. luckily i smelled it burning and put it out before it caused any real damange
oh yeah, and i once accidentally almost burned down my dorm. left a concave mirror sitting near the window sil and luckily i was in the room when i smelled it burning and went to check and sure enough the sunlight had hit the mirror, become concentrated at the center, and was now beaming all of that heat directly at a small smoking patch on the windowsil. i have never left reflective objects near windows again
that last part happened to me too, also in college. Wild times
A flower shop is every criminal's go-to business to money launder so there's a possibility you walked into a front for a criminal network, and that also explains the obsurd price the employee asked for a regular bucket of roses.
Lol why a flower shop exactly?
@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 probably because people just go to a grocery store for flowers so there's basically nobody discovering what's behind floral shops
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 High margin business. It's not too strange to see one without a customer. They can just register a couple of fake sales an hour to keep the laundering rate reasonably high.
No, not the bucket of roses. Just one rose.
That rose story was terrifying haha. I was like “how does someone almost die from flower shopping?” And then my face just got more horrified as the story continued. That’s a crazy tale!
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@p-__ *sighhhhh* my horoscope was right
you seem familiar
@@haxel360oh heya Haxel :]
You're still the only one who can make sponsorships funny enough that I still watch them.
somehow walking into a drug trade meeting and buying a single $30 rose is incredibly on brand for you
The "MOTHER! ASSISTANCE!" part from the microwave story made me laugh so hard 🤣 thank you for your funny, creative, and eccentric content. I always enjoy your videos!
How did you manage to mix up 'FATHER' for 'MOTHER', given the animation clearly shows him with a mustache?
@@DarkVeghetta They're talking about how he shouts that before their father came to pull the plug- unless ofc, I'm also hard of hearing ┐('～`;)┌
@@fyorrito im pretty sure he said father but ok
“ MOTHER. ASSISTANCE!!” Got me crying bro 😭
Andy! It was so fun seeing you at VidCon, thank you for being so nice! You’re the best!!!
5:15 I work at a flower shop - yeah you got scammed. It IS common for rose prices to go up around Valentine's day because of demand. HOWEVER, at least for us, roses are $5 a stem. You should be able to get a whole small arrangement for $30. even around Valentine's day - you should be able to get more than 1 rose for $30. Hell, you should be able to get a few starfighter lilies for that price, and for us - they're $7 resale.
Also probably the most realistic/not sketchy part of this is storing flowers in trash cans. They are tall enough to store the flowers without them breaking lol
assuming that flower shop is legitimate and not a front for criminals... and if it was then that extra $25 was WELL worth it to walk out unscathed
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Yeah, in this case it sounds less like he was scammed and more like he was effectively mugged lol
3:41 "FATHER. ASSISTANCE!"
Edit: I heard mother guise apologies, Also most like yet aaaa tysm
Father
@@keeperofthecheeseLMAO
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Lol if I was ever in a case like that I'd run away out of fear and let my parents deal with it.
@AngryAsrielFanPage-m6s bot detected
so happy to see you posting again! you're one of my comfort channels.
i swear, this guy can make ANYTHING funny, even the drawings make it funny along with the sounds
"Microwave make candy warm. Candy go in microwave"
The way he said it is legit my whole personality and the way I talk a lot 😂
3:38 FATHER
ASSISTANCE
I eat frozen Twix Bars, and KitKats
…is the a problem with that🤨
@@DarkVoid-gp6qq heck no I love all of them watchu mean foo-
@@marthmallow7420 _unplugs microwave_ ✨
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
the timing on this is crazy
How? Sorry if I'm just stupid
@@AnonymousN30trump
Trump got shot and literally within the hour my homie ice cream sandwich posted a vid about almost dying
@@Yburner-mg2gglooks like I need to study some basic politics because I don't even know why he got shot
@@hicak0242we don't know the specific reasoning. But there are plenty of people who are upset with his policies, how he lies all the time, and his pretty much uniform contempt for anyone but himself.
I really like your humorous, imaginative, and quirky stuff, especially the bit about "MOTHER! ASSISTANCE!" from the microwave story. Your videos are always entertaining to watch!
In daycare we were playing freeze dance (as you do) and i was "dancing" with a boy i had a crush on *I WAS FOUR-* and he pushes me, so i push him back, and he pushes me again but this time he pushes my head into the sharpest corner of a shelf, i wake up two minutes later to the teacher wiping off the blood as the ambulance arrives. I remember going to the hospital and not even caring about the huge gash in my head, only caring about seeing my mom again i was so wholesome 😫
I assume you two ended up married
@@foxygrin no
Yeah before he even said it I was like "yeah this is 100% a front for a drug dealer, they didn't have roses on hand because they rarely do legitimate business, and they cost 30$ to deter people from shopping there."
if it's to deter people from shopping then he accidentally logicked himself into wasting cash (since he probably could've just booked it)
This video’s release was suspiciously timed to real life events
That's what I'm saying 🤔
I waiting to see someone comment, super dark but funny to think about
What happened?
@@Bread.799 trump almost got assassinated
Oh dear I was waiting for someone to say this “:o
father….. ASSISTANCE 😂😂😂
You’re so funny, love your content ❤
i remember finding your channel 5-6 years ago, i rlly liked ur videos. i stumbled upon ur channel's about page and saw the conditions thing and i was like "oh i am not 13 yet i guess i gotta wait!" 😭
Trying to plug in an outlet while being too lazy to look is such a pain😭😭
As a European, I have never understood why you guys still have those dangerous plugs/sockets
It's for compatibility of course. I know.
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@SrApathy33 what do you have? a caveman on a bike powering our house?
@1AndOnlyAxoaraeveryone does this
you dropped this video at the funniest possible time in us history
it is funny how exactly?
how come? why is it funny?
@@aTypicalGabriel trump was at a rally and almost got assassinated, he was shot in the ear
Human life, or any life for that matter, should not be played for laughs, even if you don't like that particular person.
(Context: look up Trump on google, don't know how strict the guidelines are.)
Maybe not funniest but the Best Possible timing
Love the story times 😂 sometimes I wonder how can someone not run out of stories that can be interesting, but then I realize I am a boring human and that’s why I have no stories yet
Nobody could pull off discovering a drug trade while trying to purchase flowers, except for this guy.
"KIDS! Do you want microwavable plasma for dinner?!"
YES PLEASE!!
“Yes please! AA-“
Hello my fellow monke of VR
I would love some but I i’m on a diet so electric plasma is off the table. Only UV rays for me!
Why yes, thank for for this heathy and nutritional meal
Stumbling upon a drug trade trying to buy flowers is something only this guy could pull off
Ice cream sandwiches the only guy that’ll ever make me sit through a sponsor because I never know what a fun is it gonna happen .
He's the only one that gets me to watch through the whole sponsorship part. You have my respect, mister Ice Cream Sadwich man
Incredible fucking timing posting this right before the incident
fr
What incident
@CoolSandwich111 the incident
I somehow missed this incident
What incident 🤨
0:14
(in a parental manner) “Nuh uh uh.“
*giggles and runs away like a goblin*
@AngryAsrielFanPage-m6sblah blah blah no one cares and no self promotion
@@Sethandmommy just don’t interact, report the bot and move on
literally nobody replied about this
@@onebear0_o what about @janna
I was 4 years old. We'd just moved into a new house. For some reason I had sewing needles. There was an outlet on the living room floor. Holes... needles... my brain said, "Let's drop the needles in the holes." If memory serves, I got about 2 or 3 in before I got electrocuted. I cried a lot and my mother helped soothe the blackened skin on my finger with cool water. A couch was strategically placed over that outlet, and it's been that way ever since.
I'm shocked that you got your hands on sewing needles at 4 years old. More shocked you didn't wind up sticking yourself with them before shocking yourself with an outlet.
@@Dragoseye I was experienced enough at 4 yrs old to know that needles had a "dangerous end." How I got my hands on them, I cannot recall. No one in my family remembers.
I'm really starting to look forward to his ad pieces in his videos. I actually laughed out loud this time as the nord guy was smacking down the ads furiously. XD
I think actually buying the rose woud be more suspicious than saying "$30 for a single rose?! Thanks you but I don't have that much money, good bye!"
Well, where else ae you going to spend your $30 bill?
@@MonkeyJedi99 my singular $30 bill that i definitely have? perhaps in a different establishment for a *bouquet* rather than… *one* rose… only perhaps ofc
Funny you mention near death experiences, I just heard some guy in the news had one of those
SOME RANDOM GUY, yeah. NOT FAMOUS AT ALL, yeah. NOT THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA, yeah.
@@attackehhh lol
He got a massive boo-boo in the ear
@@adamgingibbins2751yea they took him to the hospital so the doctor could kiss it and make it all better
@@eragon8352yeah just give him some ice
I WAS AT THE FLOWER SHOP BRO. We were just playing UNO man. I still remember you TO THIS DAY. It’s a small world.
Bruh
No idea whether to believe this or not but alr buddy 😭
this man is actually funny, his art style and jokes go so well. I relate to him so much
Do you sell flowers
30 min later:I think I interrupted a drug dealing
His lil cartoon looks microwavable
:(
Noooooo he’ll melttttt
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
He’d expand like a marshmallow or smth
I think this is the only sponsor part of RUclips vids, I don't skip. It's hilarious😂
The
"MOTHER... ASSISTANCE"
killed me
honestly the timing on this is hilarious yet dark
wdym?
@@thisisizzy520 Trump assassination attempt happened recently
HELP LMAO 💀💀
@@thisisizzy520 I think they're referring to Trump's attempted assassination
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
One time we tried to reheat some leftovers in a microwave-safe container from Walmart.
The container caught fire, because there was a tiny *metallic sticker* on the microwave-safe container.
Okay, that just sounds like attempted murder…
That one almost makes me angry. Who made that decision?
Wooooooooooooow...
@@bluelfsuma We did not get a refund on either product by the way.
@@Introbulus _hissssssss_
I love how every sponsor advertisement is done it’s like watching two videos in one
Bro I can’t clip a specific funny time this whole video is a comedic fever dream 😂😂😂
I was digging pine needles and pine cones out of a gap in my patio with an asphalt rake, with the tines turned towards my head. This tool is a leaf rake, with hard teeth (tine). The tines caught on something, I gave it a hard yank and the tines flew straight towards my head. If I hadn't been wearing my headphones, I'd definitely been dead or blind in my left eye permanently. Thank you Sony headphones 🙏
But headphone on ear? And eye not on ear?
@@Nate-bd8fg The headphones were bulky enough to block the wide rake from reaching his face because it hit the edges of the headphones first, obviously.
@@Emerl18 nuh uh
the timing of this video's release is INSANE
FR
How so
@@EliKellen-jc8gl open Google, and search "news"
@@EliKellen-jc8glThe political climate of the United States of America
@@LeoparDusk but what’s that got to do with the video
These ad breaks are the best parts of his videos cause he makes them so fun to watch
this guy's content gives me the most amount of dopamine possible. its amazing
6:07 "who hangs out in a dark, messy room like this?" Andy, allow me to introduce myself.
Underrated comment
And I will introduce myself after 😂
@@niftyisafan real
I remember numerous seemingly near fatal incidents in my childhood. The thing is I can’t be entirely certain if I was in as much danger as I thought I was.
The absolute best way to do in video ads. Love the sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
during 4:17, when the "intruder" walks in whearing a onion hat, i lost it
of course Ice Cream Sandwich accidentally encounters a drug trade on the mission of looking for roses. i would expect nothing else
The sheer panic and terror in his voice when he’s talking about the microwave story is hilarious
0:14 "Nuh uh uh HEHEHEHEHEHEHE👹👹👹" got me rolling😂😂😂😂
3:40 the "FATHER......ASSISTANCE" was so damn good XD
HEHEHEHEHEEHEH I MISSED MY SILLY LITTLE GUY
ME TOO
NO WAY
ok
Yay same :3 :)
YOOOO USER ANDER_101‼️‼️‼️
The day is just better when Ice cream sandwiche posts
I need to stop watching these at work, I laughed out loud twice 😂😂
the frozen sugary milk man has made a internet watchable sequence of frames! yippee!
Indubitably
bro has an account dedicated to a fictional character 💀
bro won't let people have fun on the internet 💀
Bro likes TADC
💀
@@BraydenBunch58 bro is a hater for no reason 💀
I know you said "Father, assistance!" but hearing "Mother, assistance!" on the first listen was admittedly ten times funnier. Literally cried laughing about that distress in your voice 😂 the perfect opposite to "mother, i crave violence" 😅
Funny enough, I had a similar "electrical outlet" story happen to me when I was about 10, except I was plugging in Christmas lights. I remember being shocked, being shocked (surprised, lol), then started crying and scared of electric outlets for almost a year before I was brave enough to stop asking my parents to plug electronic stuff in the outlets.
It’s the microwave story that got me. I watched the mother assistance like five times.💀💀💀
3:38 "suddenly, I am holding a BOMB"
-IceCreamSandwich 2024
3:40 "MOTHER. ASSISTANCE."
-IceCreamSandwich 2024
it’s “father” not “mother”
@@AmythestAnimations I could've sword he said mother, how strange
He did say mother, it's just that his dad came instead
I could be wrong tho
@@PaigeTheCartoonCaptain oh yeah
@@iropthegamer726He did say "mother". People just like to oretend they're smart and "correct" others
Ice cream sandwich is the definition of “quality over quantity”
i just remembered that i also once put a cold candy bar (nougat) in the microwave oven, and forgot that the wrapper had metal in it... luckily i noticed before it was too late.. for the microwave, that is, the nougat was pretty much beyond salvation.
3:38 I can not get over the wording, the animation, literally everything about this part is making me lose my mind and giggle to myself
The absolute timing of this video 💀
The reaper is so understanding
The reaper hates when people die a lame death
It has seen worse
i had a pretty similar situation to the last story a while ago. i live in a trailer park in a more rural area and near our trailer park is this little pizza shop in a small strip mall next to a few convenience stores. my family and i were new to the area at the time so we wanted to check it out for lunch one day. the front door said "ORDEN NOW" instead of "order now" and had no contact information or business hours posted, but we went in anyways. and when we went inside, the entire building was completely empty. not a single customer or employee and there was only one dining table in the entire building. and there was a really suspicious door in the back which i can only reasonably assume led to some kind of break room. the pizza oven was off and no matter how much noise we made nobody was coming to take our order. there were a bunch of pizza boxes randomly stacked on the front counter. we decided it wasnt worth it since it was clearly closed despite the door being unlocked, and as we were exiting the building, i realized that all of the windows were completely blocked out from the outside and all of the images of pizza they had on their windows and signs were very obviously AI generated. safe to say the place was probably a front for something so im glad we booked it when we did! no wonder the place never has anyone going there.
I’m new to your channel. I just watched a couple of videos and they were so good that I subscribe so keep up the good work.😊
"I do not like to die"
Respect brother
Microwaves can honestly be some of the scariest things on earth sometimes
Honestly, the scariest part of microwave is the high voltage. Other than that it's pretty safe. I always find it amusing how scared people are of microwaves exploding or something. It only gets dangerous when you start playing with the transformer inside.
@@azzy-551 It's mostly because people grow up believing the "the microwave will explode when you put metallic things in there" story and use things like the plasma arcing as confirmation that it will blow up. Plasma arcing is spooky if you don't know about the mechanics of a microwave.
It's funny you made this video because something I've been thinking a lot over the past few days is "how many times would I have died if not for modern medicine?" I wish I could just go online onto a quiz, answer a few questions on illnesses and medical conditions or other things and then essentially they'd tell me what my likelihood of surviving would be lmao
That laugh was devious 😂😂😂
3:53 "You can't just say 'perchance'." - some teacher grading a godmade essay
You can't stop me. Perchance.
@victimofmagicapollo YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "PERCHANCE!"
Yes I can. Perchance.
Mario the man vs Mario the idea
Perchance...I am at a loss...perchance. 😔
Do you realize just how close to the assassination attempt this video came out? 1 hour before.
Who almost goy assassinated what did I miss?
"Wait, its all nordVPN?"
Ice cream sandwich: "Always has been."
We need that for the next nordVPN sponsorship video ngl
The reason I watch ICS cause he inspires me to make animation so keep up the good work :)
Timing, IC, Timing is everything.
especially the timing of this going live xD
The timing is amazing
I thought the same thing