The cuts from regular footage to the old camera are so fun, especially its tied in with the fuzzy title cards man?? Im jiving heavy with those editing choices
6:44 That’s gonna be like a Salt Lick. 6:47 It’s gonna be lika Salt Lick. 6:50 It’s gonna be like I’m a horse after a hot day I’m goin over to Salt Lick. 6:55 “Do you know what Salt Lick means?” -Schlutz 7:45 That one’s gonna be like a Vinegar Lick. 12:23 So this is what I was talking about in my Salt Lick. 13:01 “a little salt lick” -Schurtt 18:22 Wait…………………..😧…….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick. 20:14 Well Here’s the thi- Well uhh here’s the thing…IMGONAJUSAYIT….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick. 20:42 Kinda like a Salt Lick at first Did I miss any?
I think he meant to say the change in clarity, I personally thought olive oil wouldn't go opaque like animal fats do in the fridge but turns out all fats/oils lose translucence when they turn solid
Ted constantly gives me the vibe like when in a sitcom or series the parents are shown as teenagers but it´s just the old actors playing their younger selves
I just checked, and the cereal and ice cream videos were uploaded three and two years ago respectively. They are some of the funniest videos on this accursed hell site, so I am over the moon to see another one. Cheers, Ted. ❤
One of the most fascinating things I love about Ted videos is the sudden cut to a camera angle that looks like it was recorded by some kids mom in the 80's and Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria. No but seriously, somehow his editing itself is even funny, so I'll gladly welcome Ted videos for life
Can you imagine the absolute fever dream the cashier had to have experienced if he was a Ted fan? Just watching him and Tucker pull up with a basket chalk-full of miscellaneous sauces, condiments, cooking bases, and a case of bud light whilst grinning ear to ear
@@samfinkjensen I think it depends on the type and strength/concentration of the vinegar in large enough quantities you can get acidosis, which can be fatal.
17:00 I always forget how much sweeter the American pallet is because an apple sauce level sweetness just sounds like a normal ice lollie where I’m from 🤣
Ok at 8:55 Schlatt drinks vinegar, haha funny, and all that. But genuinely, is he OK? A few weeks back, I did that too for like a bit. But ended getting sick cause distilled white vinegar is REALLY bad to drink. Undiluted of course if they mixed it with water of just flat out replaced it that's good. Just concerned.
ted and slime are like the middle children of the youtubers i watch they disappear from my feed for 3+ years and all of a sudden a new video is on my youtube homescreen
@@KateJ06 Nowadays you can upload 3 or so thumbnails and RUclips will randomly choose which one you get until one of them gets a significant amount more clicks than the others, at that point everyone gets that thumbnail to increase click ratios.
@@KateJ06 you were super close with the sriracha one, it was a franks redhot popsicle as the first thumbnail I saw. Then the mayo one, then the chef boyardee one
It’s kind of like a salt lick
🐢
salt lick
counter argument: its kinda like a salt lick
It’s kind of like a salt lick
I'd love to lick some salt
I was so drunk when we filmed this i remember none of it
real
edit: 2 likes in 5 minutes, fell off
imagine being a youtuber and getting 8 likes on your comment
18 minutes and 17 likes schlatt fell off
30 likes is crazy (youre my fav youtuber)
24 minutes ago and 35 likes is crazy, you fell off /j
you’re not done.
The final boss of -cicles
If they don’t make a part 2 you better Chulk out on them
No way
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
wait are they gonna eat u
The cuts from regular footage to the old camera are so fun, especially its tied in with the fuzzy title cards man?? Im jiving heavy with those editing choices
you’re jizzing heavy?
Schlatt and Ted are like a weird inverted, swapped, pirated version of Rhett and Link
real question is, who's who?
@@ritarribeirosrhett is link & link is rhett
@@ritarribeiros schlatt is rhett, ted is link
@@Lunarwolf9908_ “Schlrett” and Tink
This video is just a "Will It"
Can't believe they didn't try a slimecicle
That’s ok, I know how it tastes
It tastes kind of like a salt lick
@@OwenWatkins-y8zLMAOOO
what’s alsimwcicle
the fucking thing itself came here too to say they're not done.
I think that would get the video taken off RUclips
6:44 That’s gonna be like a Salt Lick.
6:47 It’s gonna be lika Salt Lick.
6:50 It’s gonna be like I’m a horse after a hot day I’m goin over to Salt Lick.
6:55 “Do you know what Salt Lick means?” -Schlutz
7:45 That one’s gonna be like a Vinegar Lick.
12:23 So this is what I was talking about in my Salt Lick.
13:01 “a little salt lick” -Schurtt
18:22 Wait…………………..😧…….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick.
20:14 Well Here’s the thi- Well uhh here’s the thing…IMGONAJUSAYIT….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick.
20:42 Kinda like a Salt Lick at first
Did I miss any?
They are secretly deer
@@Silv3rDoodl3DEER PILLED 🦌 DEER PILLED 🦌 DEER PILLED 🦌
I'M SO DEERED UP RIGHT NOW!!
Salt lick
You missed "Schlatt" going "Do you know what salt lick means?" around 6:55
@@serisycalThanks, just fixed it. 🫡
"in the process of freezing, the olive oil solidified" 19:05
Yeah Ted, what do you think freezing means?
It melted obviously 🤦
Im gonna touch you
i think its kinda like a salt lick
I think he meant to say the change in clarity, I personally thought olive oil wouldn't go opaque like animal fats do in the fridge but turns out all fats/oils lose translucence when they turn solid
@@skyejmoore 😂
10:43 the water in the soy sauce one froze, I demand footage of you two trying that one
It’s been years ted
Blow up
True
Spoken like a forgotten family member lol
I really really miss you
Correct
that kiddie shit joke may have gone over ted's head but it hit me like a bag of bricks holy shit
SAME
@@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD Minecraft youtubers turning out to have done not so nice things to kids
fucking made me cackle 😂
The complete silence is what gets me
Timestamp 8:17
salt lick encounters 🧂
6:43
12:22
13:00
18:21
20:17
20:40
Kinda Like A ViNegar Lick 🗿
October 23rd 2025 is coming up quickly ted
that’s crazy
Real
?
@@BobTheAwesomeBobhe’s going to die on October 23rd as prophesied in that one tshirt vid
@@squimpy22 Were one step closer every day
how did they not make a slimecicle
THATS WHAT IM SAYING 🗣️🗣️
It’s criminal 😡💢
They've slurped on that slimecicle ENOUGH!
real
@@joolian4763 PAUUUUU-
0:49 "schlopsicle" took a really big risk back in '99
Ted constantly gives me the vibe like when in a sitcom or series the parents are shown as teenagers but it´s just the old actors playing their younger selves
😂😂😂
this is so oddly specific yet on brand
I had a stroke reading this. What the heck does this mean 😭
@@Nerodotnetlook up Dexter flashback scenes to when he's a teenager and you'll understand
First Toby Maguire Spiderman high school extra vibes for sure
HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO BACK
you want more of this content? watch cold ones
The cuts and the way it was shot made this almost feel like an episode of chowder. That’s a complete compliment btw.
I see Ted remembered he’s a RUclipsr that’s cool
It might
@@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO you never know
@@kittenlord101 🥐
He is pretty cool
The mayo thumbnail grossed me out so I skipped the video. Chef Boyardee intrigued me enough to watch it.
Why did he change the thumbnail? I was wondering about that when I saw that it was changed.
@@altersky4060 thumbnail A B testing to see which gets more views
RUclips now allows you to upload up to 3 thumbnails to one vid
Weak
@@Hero0fLegend420thy end is now
Tucker has been a great addition to the podcast & helping out fr fr bro is cool as fuck
15:35 The thing literally spells out SOS.
Glad im not the only one who saw that
i think the worst part about this one is that you’re not mixing these with anything so you’re just eating straight up frozen vinegar and stuff LMAOO
do you think it would be better if they dipped them in chocolate
@@sauroshayes
@@saurosha 100% especially the mayonnaise one
@@saurosha yeah if they did like schlatt what did to that coke ice cream, or like what schlatt did to me in '99, this video would've been far better
@@sauroshaI’m some way yes. Or like a snack to eat the sauces or like a fry?
I have been waiting for this type of video to come back again for 2 years
I just checked, and the cereal and ice cream videos were uploaded three and two years ago respectively. They are some of the funniest videos on this accursed hell site, so I am over the moon to see another one. Cheers, Ted. ❤
Same, love to see it
Don't sleep on the OG cereal taste test fr
respectively*?
@@sorcam Minor spelling mistake. 😔
Why does Schlatt's ChatGPT sound chill as fuck?
He doesn’t want to get on Schlatt’s bad side. Especially after the incident
I dunno maybe he is reprogrammed
SchlattGPT
I literally just cannot identify who it is and I feel like I'm the only one
why does it sound like babish
Just the pure joy on my face when I saw these together on the thumbnail I love these videos
Ted and "Schlatt" look like the bros that kiss each other goodnight before sleep
They ARE the bros that kiss each other goodnight before sleep
his name is "Jared"
Don’t they all do that? 🤨
They do a lil bit extra if you know what I mean 😊😊😊
Haven’t seen you in a minute man, how are you?
21:12 when you're taking poison damage
Good joke. Much appreciated, thank you.
Good joke. Much appreciated, Thank you
i saw this comment as it happened while watching
Good joke. Much appreciated, thank you.
One of the most fascinating things I love about Ted videos is the sudden cut to a camera angle that looks like it was recorded by some kids mom in the 80's and Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria. No but seriously, somehow his editing itself is even funny, so I'll gladly welcome Ted videos for life
18:01 The pure terror from the "Oh this is vinegar!"
Can you imagine the absolute fever dream the cashier had to have experienced if he was a Ted fan? Just watching him and Tucker pull up with a basket chalk-full of miscellaneous sauces, condiments, cooking bases, and a case of bud light whilst grinning ear to ear
I’d be terrified
i would be so happy as that is basically early confirmation of a new taste test video
chock-full, not chalk
@@alluringvoice7081
No. It was a solid cube of chalk.
8:08 schlatt forgets what a letter is
schlatt looks hella good now wtf
prob not for long if he keeps chugging sauces tho💀
He's BEEN looking good
He'd reverting back into a twink
That's what I was thinking, he looks like he's lost a decent amount of weight
He's always looked hot.
ted grabbing schlatt by the scruff of the neck like a kitten 6:00
Bro is NOT jambo
i missed that but i am so glad i saw this comment
@@Scrambledgoofyaww2007 Bro MIGHT be jambo...
7:23 if ted was a gay guy, who would give off the energy of a hidden gem
I need Ted saying kinda like a Salt Lick on loop at 20:19
8:52 Fun Fact! you can die from drinking a pint of vinegar!
New method just dropped
Good thing he said it was water later lmao
Can you actually?? I’ve definitely drank about that much and been fine
@@samfinkjensen I think it depends on the type and strength/concentration of the vinegar in large enough quantities you can get acidosis, which can be fatal.
@@The_Cloth_Surgeon Terrible way to die, too.
5:27 how have I never compared Schlatt to Quentin until this very moment
I felt the sadness in Schlatt's Eyes when ted said they didnt have strawberry.
The shuddering disgust I felt at some of these popsicles is abysmal.
15:43 The popsicle is literally calling out for help yet Ted and “Shlatt” continued to eated it. Subscribed.
this video was kinda like a salt lick
Next episode, cursed milkshake flavours OR cursed fizzy drinks in that thingamajig that carbonates things, idk stuff like that
SODA
I was thinking bread
It’ll be posted 2 years from now
They did the drinks right
so glad to see this series return. Loved the ice cream and cereal videos.
2:49 strowbarry
3:14 peet's zah
The way he said that killed me
I am concerned for Schlatt
who isnt
Why?heisliving his best life
He drank a lot of Heinz vinegar
Arent we all
What was in the little white jar? Was that salt?
3:36 only one beer left...
ye i kinda hate how theyre screaming in our ears like were deaf
I’ve never been so scared of Schlatt until he compulsively chugged BBQ sauce
And then he drank the vinegar!
i a 27 year old man, at 1 in the morning is watching other mid 20s men freeze condiments and eat them. life is good
How did Ted pull out the smoothest southern voice ever for 20:19 like this is art
This is my favorite genre of Ted video
3 minutes in and it devolved into drinking bbq sauce straight out of the bottle. I love this place.
i swear the cut from schlatt trying to open the marinara to him face down on the table laughing is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
3:40 this headbutt threaten is very older sibling
Yuuuuup very true
i dont know how you guys did that but the olive oil popsicle just kinda turned into margarin
i mean margarine is just oil so it makes sense
@@callie-flower3177 yeah yeah, but i thought you needed some chemical to harden it, they just used a freezer and a dream
Ted picking clam juice makes total sense since he’s from Mass
I’d cut off my legs before trying the clamsicle
@@nightwingmix1 Not quite what i had in mind but yeah that’ll work
fr
this is genuinely my favorite series on this channel
10:26
Popsicles are freezing, Schlatt is heaving
(He just drank vinegar AND barbecue sauce, what do you expect?)
SOUND THE ALARM!!! TED POSTED!!!!!!!
4:55 is my favorite part
Yea the scream and the fear in ted's eyes XD
17:00 I always forget how much sweeter the American pallet is because an apple sauce level sweetness just sounds like a normal ice lollie where I’m from 🤣
Nurse!! Nurse they're doing it again!
15:43 looks like the popsicle is saying SOS
I just love the way that no matter how manly Jschlatt is, Ted always manage to dominate him
8:57: He enjoyed the vinegar, too much
0:14 I guess we know what happened in the 90s
need a new joke
ass
@@jack_74 need a better reaction
Just put the titty milk in the bag bro 😭🙏
At 18:21 is the funniest joke they made all vid
19:19 there was a trend not to long ago where people put olive oil on vanilla ice cream
best couple
19:01 DougDoug would like to know your location for personal reasons
18:46 hell yeah tucker salt and vinegar chips
history will say they are just friends
the seemingly constantly escalating sexual tension in these videos is enough to make them incredibly entertaining
The goat has returned 🙏
8:17 I fucking spat out my water, holy shit.
“Schlatt” actually looks great, his weight loss is going well
6:51 i have never felt closer to ted
thank u ted, I have rewatched the cereal video 12 times
Ok at 8:55 Schlatt drinks vinegar, haha funny, and all that. But genuinely, is he OK? A few weeks back, I did that too for like a bit. But ended getting sick cause distilled white vinegar is REALLY bad to drink. Undiluted of course if they mixed it with water of just flat out replaced it that's good. Just concerned.
He says later it’s just water
tucker appears at 1:33
Hell yeah Tucker
Maybe
Doing god's work out here
Thank you.
I got an ad of Commander Titus at that exact moment. What could this mean?
schlatts forearm definition is lookin nice lately
And when the world needed him most.
He returned
Holy shit schlatts had a huge glow up, congrats man. Looking great big guy :)
nah he’s always been hot, twink or not, chops nd all 🙂↕️
8:55 "Schlomelander" cannot help his urges. He is addicted to vinegar.
My skin crawled off my body watching him guzzle that shit 😂
Tucker enjoying frozen vinegar is a certified Tucker Moment
is this room supposed to be rainforest cafe themed
ted and slime are like the middle children of the youtubers i watch they disappear from my feed for 3+ years and all of a sudden a new video is on my youtube homescreen
They should have charged you $22000 for doing this in that hotel room
4:50 lil bit of screamin. ..That sounds pretty AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
😭😭 I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
“AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!” -Schlage 2024
Yeah we watched the video WE KNOW
@@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO cry.
@@bleeblooboppow make better and more original comments
you should call this series " Unethical Food"
Ted it’s soon October. Don’t forget schlatts prediction. Only one year left hope it’s good❤❤❤
Am I going insane or does the thumbnail keep changing
Nah it was definitely mayo before this don’t worry
@@ChronosSnake I SWEAR BEFORE MAYO IT WAS SRIRACHA OR SOMETHING ELSE TED
@@KateJ06 Nowadays you can upload 3 or so thumbnails and RUclips will randomly choose which one you get until one of them gets a significant amount more clicks than the others, at that point everyone gets that thumbnail to increase click ratios.
@@KateJ06 you were super close with the sriracha one, it was a franks redhot popsicle as the first thumbnail I saw. Then the mayo one, then the chef boyardee one
this is gayer then i expected
you're a gnome
That’s surprising. I thought it would be much gayer
you must be new here
"You would be a good gay guy."
Me when I go to bro’s sleepover
FINALLY THE DUO HAS RETURNED
0:58 did he just drink wax out of a candle..?
Um...maybe...?
oh my god I think he did lmfao
ted after every popsicle (thinking it’s not horrible): it’s kinda like a salt lick
Watching ted nivision while I’m sick never fails to worsen my symptoms
Ted isn’t dead ?!?!?!? I am shocked
Not for long man... not for long
He’s supposed to be 😞
soon