Military TikToks Gone Wrong... Part 6

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts 11 месяцев назад +297

    I swear to God the bus hasn't even stopped moving before the drills kicked that door in and started dragging people around and pushing people on the ground 😂

  • @tommyrussell1415
    @tommyrussell1415 11 месяцев назад +219

    The mortar issue is that the base plate wasn't set. Probably on a rock or maybe the ground was just too frozen.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 11 месяцев назад +2

      Niko, you the Man

    • @thelegionisnotamused8929
      @thelegionisnotamused8929 10 месяцев назад +5

      Ground too frozen. Artillery has to dig spades in to a certain degree. If they don't the entire howitzer does that. It's not a good time. Some lazy sections will bare minimum the spades and hope the first round will set the gun, which they'll probably have to re-lay again anyway.

    • @tommyrussell1415
      @tommyrussell1415 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@thelegionisnotamused8929 that sounds so like every grunt I ever served with. I see it in the civ div s
      Constantly to.

    • @TomGunna88
      @TomGunna88 9 месяцев назад +2

      Former 11 Charlie here and yep you are correct lol

  • @NadineMiller1974
    @NadineMiller1974 11 месяцев назад +87

    "Booty Tickle Pirate" 😂 ...thanks Nikko you never fail to make me laugh!
    Need an Angry Cops collab!!!

  • @Sammm107
    @Sammm107 11 месяцев назад +30

    Niko is sometimes unhinged and that's why we love him

  • @carbon8ed
    @carbon8ed 11 месяцев назад +83

    3:30 My buddy said repeat on radio once and told me that immediately afterward he received a punch in the face from his sgt harder than he had ever been punched in his life

  • @hgoldman1738
    @hgoldman1738 11 месяцев назад +41

    For that 120mm mortar clip, the baseplate wasn't set yet since the ground was so hard I bet they got the gun back up and sent another 4 rounds before going into the actual fires. Hope that helped👍🏼

    • @jameshoward6053
      @jameshoward6053 11 месяцев назад +1

      as an 11C, that is what totally happened. we had the same thing happen where I'm at. It was not a fun day.

  • @already__taken
    @already__taken 11 месяцев назад +92

    Niko never fails to fill us up and finish with a banger making us feel better for the day

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem 11 месяцев назад +34

    My daughter put my butter bar upside down during my commissioning, it was so embarrassing. I hope no one noticed.

    • @Oldgrunt95
      @Oldgrunt95 10 месяцев назад +4

      Lol... surprised nobody got your comment...

    • @GavinSpence-mg9eh
      @GavinSpence-mg9eh 3 месяца назад +3

      Except for the......you know..... 30 people who upvoted it but okay

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 11 месяцев назад +10

    Needed this today!

  • @TheRedMarauder
    @TheRedMarauder 11 месяцев назад +12

    My favorite thing about Rip It's. Our military consumed them so much, that they made a Military specific cans and flavors. LOL

  • @AustinUsher-h3j
    @AustinUsher-h3j 11 месяцев назад +47

    thank you for helping me through some really tough times nikko seriously

  • @stevecarter2539
    @stevecarter2539 11 месяцев назад +16

    The energy Nikko brings is what makes the videos so goo

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 10 месяцев назад

      Love Nikko’s posts.

    • @vidar188
      @vidar188 4 месяца назад +1

      His editor be putting in some work too

  • @stillstellar04
    @stillstellar04 11 месяцев назад +8

    Nikko can confirm, that zoom call wedding will not fly bro

  • @KandyNsoda
    @KandyNsoda 11 месяцев назад +21

    Rip it is 🔥. Especially when its all you can get

  • @spoopyboi1882
    @spoopyboi1882 11 месяцев назад +9

    Being in the S-6, that 9 line and Repeat shit is so fucking real

  • @dylonpress7034
    @dylonpress7034 11 месяцев назад +25

    Everyone thinks military grade stuff is tough but in reality if it breaks all the time than it's military grade

    • @akplumber4084
      @akplumber4084 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well chances are that in a war its gonna get blown up shot at dufnibg war so y make it tough tough

    • @dylonpress7034
      @dylonpress7034 9 месяцев назад

      @@akplumber4084 true 😂

  • @Twolotie
    @Twolotie 11 месяцев назад +20

    Nikko never fails to disappoint

  • @Morbid_Freyja27
    @Morbid_Freyja27 11 месяцев назад +8

    Getting married over Zoom? Oooh, hell no! 😂

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- 11 месяцев назад +6

    The recruiters never lied. You will have an amazing experience. The thing is, he never said it was going to be a GOOD amazing experience. 😏 at least he didnt get you with the "you want to be batman?"

  • @jeffery703
    @jeffery703 11 месяцев назад +10

    Angry firefighter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jadarose4900
    @jadarose4900 2 месяца назад +1

    Watching this in a school bathroom while skipping class

  • @AnthroWolf01
    @AnthroWolf01 11 месяцев назад +5

    My senior lance made me write out the 9 line 100 times as "training". Not gonna lie though that same lance also forced me to buy a car from a dealer he had cut a deal with as in he drove me there left me there and said don't come back without a vehicle. Same lance corporal also made me write a letter to another Marines parents basically saying I was the reason they died. Had me rotated on fire watch every night for field exercises. Don't know what his malfunction was but he never broke me.

  • @discardedroses
    @discardedroses 11 месяцев назад +7

    How does he not lose his voice yelling like that 😅

    • @rmt6933
      @rmt6933 11 месяцев назад +1

      Because you learn how to yell in the military without losing your voice.

  • @skateata1
    @skateata1 9 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed so hard when he deliberately ran into the tornado 😂

  • @RangerBeef
    @RangerBeef 11 месяцев назад +18

    3:40 "Cuz Arty will shoot again!" Damn right. As an artilleryman, I've been out for years and repeat is still a dirty word for me.

    • @chopsticks4079
      @chopsticks4079 11 месяцев назад

      That is interesting I mean we were told to say repeat your last in the navy

    • @RangerBeef
      @RangerBeef 10 месяцев назад

      @@chopsticks4079 Yeah, for artillery, repeat means fire the last fire mission again. So we use "Say again."

  • @reep3x2
    @reep3x2 11 месяцев назад +3

    That Pakistan march is ridiculous.

  • @NatanDaTater
    @NatanDaTater 11 месяцев назад +4

    Bro the funniest clips are when dumbasses are being dumbasses, but everyone is having a good time rolling in shit.

  • @justa2919
    @justa2919 8 месяцев назад +1

    That hair stuff girl actually made me laugh and I did like the video

  • @wrynnshy
    @wrynnshy 6 месяцев назад +1

    I could not stop laughing at the 9-line. I about face and walk away.

  • @alexbeckerle1791
    @alexbeckerle1791 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bro the dancing vid was from my TikTok this just made my year😂😭

  • @Mytoothmission
    @Mytoothmission 11 месяцев назад +2

    That 9 line with Will ferrell is So True

  • @MrDR1F7R
    @MrDR1F7R 10 месяцев назад +2

    @9:00 COs face when kid square-gaits killed me xD

  • @JustTip922
    @JustTip922 4 месяца назад +2

    Number one injury in pak special forces gotta be tibia plateau fracture and acl combo.

  • @amfam100
    @amfam100 3 месяца назад +1

    5:00 is the greatest shit ever lolololol
    when he snaps his whole face towards the uniform lmfaoooooo "thats not the way thats supposed to be..."

  • @xxtipfizzyxx6857
    @xxtipfizzyxx6857 10 месяцев назад +2

    9:05 pretty much summed up my entire time in the marines.

  • @KimberVerity
    @KimberVerity 11 месяцев назад +1

    hello from Alaska!!! 2:18 It be like that here for sure. Cold as hell. But we built for this. He was not built for this. 😂

  • @Minxdust547
    @Minxdust547 4 месяца назад +1

    "he a barracks bunny today" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious 11 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks Nikko for blessing us with more great content!

  • @LaylaEdits08
    @LaylaEdits08 11 месяцев назад +3

    It’s a great day cause Nikko posted
    anddd tell channel I said hiiiii ❤

  • @Patriot1776-ju5ro
    @Patriot1776-ju5ro 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ahhh yooo that pink thing though 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jamstaro1
    @Jamstaro1 9 месяцев назад +2

    0:44 we have deemed your injury to be non service related

  • @CitizenFortress
    @CitizenFortress 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dude no joke 8:25 had me rolling omg LMFAO

  • @skylergarrison
    @skylergarrison 11 месяцев назад +4

    Love these videos Nikko keep it up brother

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 11 месяцев назад +3

    AWESOME VIDEO NIKKO, THANKS FOR MAKING ARE DAY!

  • @NipplWizard
    @NipplWizard 6 месяцев назад

    The tube strokers main catch phrase at this point should just be "BARELY got away with it"

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ty for posting these so I don't have to get Tik Cancer.

  • @petercuaz2408
    @petercuaz2408 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yo nikko thanks for helping me through some really tough times.

  • @alfonsoPina
    @alfonsoPina 11 месяцев назад +1

    You are outa control Niko. but I love ya homie

  • @PyroReaver
    @PyroReaver 11 месяцев назад +3

    07:25 are my boys!!! Soldier Medics, Warrior Spirit!!

    • @Bandit-by8kl
      @Bandit-by8kl 11 месяцев назад

      I hated that dude dancing with the glasses he was a real b it ch

  • @JessLayton
    @JessLayton 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nikkos videos always help me get by 😊 especially on difficult days

  • @hannahkeck7448
    @hannahkeck7448 11 месяцев назад +10

    I needed content today thank you daddy Nikko 🙏🏻❤

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 11 месяцев назад +3

    1:20 i'm noot a mortar man but maybe that mounting plate just slided and caused this

  • @DdosedRS
    @DdosedRS 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro i woulda been rock hard at 8:30 and my ass getting sent to jail lmao

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your good people Nikko :)

  • @kmarch6630
    @kmarch6630 11 месяцев назад +1

    Two channels I watch because they're so funny and so loud - Nikko and Charlotte Dobre. Its like being at a party with them.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 10 месяцев назад

      Ah, Charlotte is the best

  • @joshuamaxwell8376
    @joshuamaxwell8376 8 месяцев назад

    Me as a FISTER, yes you can say repeat. If the target is still active, repeat that FFE.

  • @Marco_55555
    @Marco_55555 11 месяцев назад +2

    Nikko is the goat

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 11 месяцев назад

    4:30 yo, that is angry cop sick you know it’s gonna be a banger 😂

  • @Bandit-by8kl
    @Bandit-by8kl 11 месяцев назад +1

    I think that one with the Barbie Girl song playing, was my 68W AIT in Foxtrot

  • @BaronNate
    @BaronNate 11 месяцев назад

    I agree. Reception SUCKS.

  • @Imbetter-wf1ve
    @Imbetter-wf1ve 11 месяцев назад +1

    Niko we love you

  • @ianlow7862
    @ianlow7862 9 месяцев назад +1

    The clip at 8:15 had me rollin 🤣

  • @SergioBecerraII
    @SergioBecerraII 8 месяцев назад

    The NCIS one was the best.

  • @BiggestMarph
    @BiggestMarph 10 месяцев назад

    from the second i got to boot camp until family week, was screaming and running everywhere on Parris Island.

  • @68TEQUILA
    @68TEQUILA 5 месяцев назад

    @7:30 Those whiskey barracks hold many dark secrets and great memories

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 10 месяцев назад

    She wore a raaaaasberry beret. The kind that you get from a second hand store. 😂

  • @amyjordan7968
    @amyjordan7968 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko is the best youtuber 😃

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 6 месяцев назад

    It's the wind that will get you in cold weather...

  • @Sniper_Man_Clips
    @Sniper_Man_Clips 11 месяцев назад +3

    Hey I was here when you streamed this on twitch! Hope your doing good keep it up bro❤

  • @scoutsaresilentdeath8775
    @scoutsaresilentdeath8775 6 месяцев назад

    Well, Quinteros didn't have glasses, but he was short...............LMFAO

  • @eliyoungblood4234
    @eliyoungblood4234 10 месяцев назад

    SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LEG!

  • @TemplarMedic
    @TemplarMedic 11 месяцев назад

    In 1988 I took my Marine Corps Dress Blues to the tailor on Fort Wadsworth, Staten Island. I asked them if they understood Marine Corps regs for Chevrons..."oh yeah, we will do it right". No. No it was not correct. My little PFC wings were sewn on down by my elbow.

  • @hecatrix777
    @hecatrix777 11 месяцев назад +1

    most confusing first thing that happened at bmt was the MTIs yelling at us to hurry up and we started running and the yelled even louder "NO RUNNING IN THE SQUAD BAY!!!" so we went back to walking and then HURRY UP I SAID!!! fast walking became the norm that day

  • @blackhawks81H
    @blackhawks81H 10 месяцев назад

    Got married over a zoom call "Babe I gotta go, Jody needs to use his computer" 😂

  • @aronderocchi
    @aronderocchi 10 месяцев назад +1

    7:35 ayoo the got sick moves 😂😂😂

  • @CooperMinster
    @CooperMinster 3 месяца назад +1

    You should react too a beyond scared straight

  • @brianmitchell719
    @brianmitchell719 11 месяцев назад

    Lmao they straight thought that angry cop was a pilot

  • @derricklayne6657
    @derricklayne6657 11 месяцев назад +1

    ITS A GREAT DAY WHEN NIKKO POST!!!

  • @riverrat1980
    @riverrat1980 11 месяцев назад

    The Adam bleeps 🐓got me 💀☠️☠️

  • @silentmunkey
    @silentmunkey 3 месяца назад

    Damned Rip Its got the thumbs WAY UP!!!

  • @Babanananna
    @Babanananna 10 месяцев назад

    Those 11c are fine. Sometimes it does that. The round goes quicker than the tube bouncing. It’s scary when the tube moves and then the round goes in the tube.

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 6 месяцев назад

    Respect the OFFICE

  • @fshalor738
    @fshalor738 7 месяцев назад

    This was the laugh I needed tonight. Thank you. For ... everything.
    ... Is this where I'm supposed to ?

  • @outlaw-cn1ee
    @outlaw-cn1ee 11 месяцев назад

    The guy in the black hoodie yelling is my nco😂

  • @allenbowling4316
    @allenbowling4316 11 месяцев назад +1

    7:20 I love the fact I know the guy in this video so much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @the_british_top-hat_gaming
    @the_british_top-hat_gaming 10 месяцев назад

    nikko turned semi racism thereXD

  • @Ranger62900
    @Ranger62900 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love your videos Nikko, keep it up 👍

  • @cjhuntsinger2277
    @cjhuntsinger2277 11 месяцев назад

    Mortar here. That shit fucked up. Gotta dig out that shit for the 120 goddamn!

  • @alexanderguerrero6298
    @alexanderguerrero6298 11 месяцев назад +2

    2:46
    N: No
    C: Criminal
    I: Is
    S: Safe

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 11 месяцев назад +1

    You go in poor and come out either a homeless veteran or a patriotic himless veteran.
    Vs. going in rich and staying at a desk job for 8-15yrs and leaving with a pension and a future in politics or the FBI

  • @niklasraabjerg992
    @niklasraabjerg992 11 месяцев назад

    11 Charlie here, those mortar guys fucked up quite bad

  • @Reidswartz
    @Reidswartz 11 месяцев назад +1

    You are the best RUclipsr

  • @darkness3503
    @darkness3503 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko just waiting to be sponsored by rip it

  • @0809Scooter1
    @0809Scooter1 6 месяцев назад

    I was FDC and can tell you it only took one time getting kicked in the head from saying repeat on the radio, it never happened again.

  • @Gamers_Rise_Up
    @Gamers_Rise_Up 8 месяцев назад

    11:16 he joined the assassins brotherhood frfr on gawd 💀

  • @dinodelarosbil665
    @dinodelarosbil665 8 месяцев назад

    Combat arms trades should be sponsored by Monster, Skoal and Copenhagen.

  • @doctor8342
    @doctor8342 3 месяца назад

    7:16 That's the ministry if silly walks!

  • @CrayonEater105
    @CrayonEater105 11 месяцев назад

    I saw the truck filled with monster, and at that moment i realized i was joining the military

  • @solace001
    @solace001 10 месяцев назад

    Grandma thought he was Navy!

  • @NitrogenEyes
    @NitrogenEyes 11 месяцев назад +1

    11:28 that’s me and she (my wife) absolutely made me do that😂