Barracks Bunny who worked at the base McDonalds was a little person. Often the barracks breeching tactic was being smuggled in via sea bag (aka duffle bag)..... we... we called her the McMidget.
I actually have a story from boot camp while in the Marines. One day during training a DI had told me that my head seemed swollen or inflated. When they took me to the medical center base my entire top head was expanded. After a day the doctor told me that because my hat was so tight around my head the water had nowhere to go and it caused my head to swell up. The strange thing was that the hats aren't that tight and I wasn't wearing one when my head had swollen. Benefit though was that the doctor kept me for a few hours away from training because he wanted to use me as a "guinea pig" and show my condition to all his students while he explains what the issue might be.
I fucked my knee up in marine corps bootcamp and I was told if I showed my face around any branch, I’d be sent home. So I’m jobless and living in an apartment
Woke up one night in the barracks to gunshots. Seems an E-6 had a barracks bunny in his room and the husband (another E-6 in our company) kicked his door in mid coitus,. E-6 number one, jumped bare assed nekkid thru the window and ran thru the parking lot while E-6 number 2 shot at him. Did I mention his barracks room was on the second floor? Monday morning PT formation was a bit awkward...
DUDE! What the Hell man? Not Back-to-Back WW Champs? We were in WW1, so were the others like Great Britain, France, etc. All on the winning side. Niko, Niko, Niko…it hurts that you left us out man. Great Channel, Cheers. 🇨🇦
I didn't get the wooden plaque. My Marines tactically acquired a rotor blade and made that my going away plaque. They painted the front, and they all signed the back. And yes POG, Swing with Wing, Rah.
it wasnt my bunny but MY SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR AT PARRIS ISLAND BROUGHT A GIRL BACK TO THE SQUAD BAY! The recruit on duty SALUTED HER. My senior went out on his duty night lmao! shit was GOLD
9:51 Yea I was a Sergeant OC (which is a rank here you pass through to becomming an officer) when I was 20 on my way to be come a 89E. I trained civilian police and military intelligence in mine awareness and compression trauma first aid. They were between 30 and 45 - yea I grew a beard between two routations just to look a bit older.
Had a 1st LT that would come around the dorms and sleep with enlisted dudes. Was all good until she wouldn't sleep with one dude because he was a tool and he went and snitched and everyone got in trouble. My best was hooking up with the base commanders wife. It was until I got caught and I went from an E-4 to an E-1.
"thats why Canada isnt back to back ww champs"...... - the geneva convention was made to nerf canada - Canada helped the British in the northern europe fron in ww2 - and 1 canadian took a town conttrolod by 300+ german SS solders in ww2
"Canada, thats why your not back to back WW champs" Uhhh, anyone wanna tell him about how fucked up we were in WW1? We were on your side bro friendly fire. 😂 Fr tho we need to do better our military is fucked rn.
10:34 Yo yo my boy Nikko. Did you just say we Canadians are not "back to back WW champs". My dude, you're talking to the people who singlehandedly took Vimmy Ridge in WWI, we also liberated the Netherlands and took the Rhineland in WWII. The Brits and Americans sent us in as cannon fodder with no hope for success yet we emerged victorious. Yall may have the fancy army now, but sit down son and respect the country that bled and died so you could have a paved road to your "success" in Europe.
There were two twin sisters that were well known around the dorms. People would sneak them on base. Got bad enough to where we had to be on the lookout for them as they would be hidden in cars.
That dude who put that blood pressure thing on his neck is beyond inept. That one marine we all know and love who always loses his rifle is like a god compared to that guy, same with his buddies too wtf they both just stood there while dude smashed his skull on the ground all the while the pressure on the strap kept up…. like did dude think it was just going to release when he passed out?
Maybe not back to back WW champs but we like to keep it on the D low because we get pretty inventive with fuck up shit we can do in the feild. '' It's not a war crime the first time ! ''
Yooooo 5:20 I know someone, definitely not me, snuck someone on base in their trunk. It was my roommate that was in the trunk he got drunk and forgot his ID and I convinced him this was the only reasonable option. Truly a time.
I had my recruiters number saved, so I know when to not pick up. I was nice enough to put their and last name. I told him to call me back in 6 months. That was 3 years ago.
My uncle just left back for boot camp I should see him in a few weeks and then I won’t see him till April but I now some people have to be deployed for 5 years so I shouldn’t complain
9:23 i struggle to understand whats so hard for old people to respect the position rather than the age. Times have changed. Im 20 managing 40-60 year olds and THEY HATE ITTTT
I’m sorry, but, we are technically the only country to not lose a war. America lost Vietnam, the Korean War, and a couple others. So we might be a little light handed with discipline, which is alright. We’ll take our 100% win rate lol
told my drill instructor with a mouth like that he must have been a great bunk bunny and he got real close and proceeded to yell god damn right i did right in my face
Barracks Bunny who worked at the base McDonalds was a little person. Often the barracks breeching tactic was being smuggled in via sea bag (aka duffle bag)..... we... we called her the McMidget.
Foul ✋😭😂
Yup, this was the comment I was scrolling for! 🤣
I actually have a story from boot camp while in the Marines. One day during training a DI had told me that my head seemed swollen or inflated. When they took me to the medical center base my entire top head was expanded. After a day the doctor told me that because my hat was so tight around my head the water had nowhere to go and it caused my head to swell up. The strange thing was that the hats aren't that tight and I wasn't wearing one when my head had swollen. Benefit though was that the doctor kept me for a few hours away from training because he wanted to use me as a "guinea pig" and show my condition to all his students while he explains what the issue might be.
💀 You were a whole ass science experiment that's wild.
Nah shout out to doc tho. Homeboy on the grind 24/7, saw a guy who's head was swelling and proceeded to use him as a practical example for his class.
Did you ever find out the actual reason?
I fucked my knee up in marine corps bootcamp and I was told if I showed my face around any branch, I’d be sent home. So I’m jobless and living in an apartment
Its a cover Marine not a hat
Woke up one night in the barracks to gunshots. Seems an E-6 had a barracks bunny in his room and the husband (another E-6 in our company) kicked his door in mid coitus,. E-6 number one, jumped bare assed nekkid thru the window and ran thru the parking lot while E-6 number 2 shot at him. Did I mention his barracks room was on the second floor? Monday morning PT formation was a bit awkward...
e-6 is not allowed in the barracks my guy. nice story though. almost believed it?
@@c2thaj69 in 1985 they were
To all the barracks bunnies out there, thank you for your cervix.
OH HELL NAHHHHH😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh naw bro that’s too far 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤨
LMAO said what i was thinking
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Yes
DUDE!
What the Hell man?
Not Back-to-Back WW Champs?
We were in WW1, so were the others like Great Britain, France, etc.
All on the winning side.
Niko, Niko, Niko…it hurts that you left us out man.
Great Channel,
Cheers. 🇨🇦
Tbf you guys scared the shit out us both times!
Mad respect to the Canadians, ANZAK and Indian troops who fought and aren't mentioned enough
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@@96ryank
Thank you very much for that, from a very old ex-Army Infantry Soldier.
Cheers. 🇨🇦
60,000 dead civilians.... in 1 day
Right... also... should we talk about our "Geneva suggestion" response? 😂
@@A94music not a war crime if you do it first
Had a guy climb up to the 4th floor for some extra duty. They got caught when he jumped out the window after the NCO walked in.
As a 30 year old who just picked up E5, that felt mad personal 😂
30 year old that says “mad personal” Jesus
seeems about right for someone whos 30@@jacksonbrown2692
@@jacksonbrown2692 it’s the current slang, it’s not generationally exclusive.
@@jacksonbrown2692 The tool picking apart slang from a stranger lol
@@Shapeless-ce7zq Nice profile picture. Anime twink
Well lets just say the company commander's wife was... well acquainted with what the barracks were like when he was on deployment.
Marines are basically orcs from 40k 😂😂
Instead if WAAAGH it’s RAAAAH
Not quite, Orcs in 40k have their own ships to travel in. Must Always Ride In Navy Equipment
@4:56 article 15 doesn't get you kicked out, it's non judicial punishment.
You could lose rank, lose pay and or have to to extra-duty
I didn't get the wooden plaque. My Marines tactically acquired a rotor blade and made that my going away plaque. They painted the front, and they all signed the back. And yes POG, Swing with Wing, Rah.
it wasnt my bunny but MY SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR AT PARRIS ISLAND BROUGHT A GIRL BACK TO THE SQUAD BAY! The recruit on duty SALUTED HER. My senior went out on his duty night lmao! shit was GOLD
The soldier that said “A little harder, daddy” was the best one! 🤣
The barracks bunnys supplied moral when nothing else could 😂😂
9:51 Yea I was a Sergeant OC (which is a rank here you pass through to becomming an officer) when I was 20 on my way to be come a 89E.
I trained civilian police and military intelligence in mine awareness and compression trauma first aid.
They were between 30 and 45 - yea I grew a beard between two routations just to look a bit older.
Had a 1st LT that would come around the dorms and sleep with enlisted dudes. Was all good until she wouldn't sleep with one dude because he was a tool and he went and snitched and everyone got in trouble. My best was hooking up with the base commanders wife. It was until I got caught and I went from an E-4 to an E-1.
Was the coochie worth it?
Worth it?
@@leventhumps3861Best question
"thats why Canada isnt back to back ww champs"......
- the geneva convention was made to nerf canada
- Canada helped the British in the northern europe fron in ww2
- and 1 canadian took a town conttrolod by 300+ german SS solders in ww2
They literally made us in high school write notes for solders as an assignment for Christmas
Bro... there were literally solo canadians, that were liberating cities left and right 😂 and lets not talk about the dark shit we pulled 🇨🇦
Canadians are walking Geneva conflicts
We called them barrack rats. Just scattering around the barracks
"Canada, thats why your not back to back WW champs"
Uhhh, anyone wanna tell him about how fucked up we were in WW1?
We were on your side bro friendly fire. 😂
Fr tho we need to do better our military is fucked rn.
and fighting before the US in both
Canada are back to back World War champs though. They were on the winning side both times and fought longer than the USA did both times.
my guy 10:36 learn your history canada was on winning side for both world wars 😂, great vid tho
The letters part took me out😂😂
Canada is back to back ww champs we also were in the war from day one. We didnt show up late like some countries.
America joined near the end 😂
Currently at the airport getting ready to fly to Missouri for bct. Perfect timing Niko.
You're in a frozen hell now. See you on the other side.
Canada may not be the World War champs but they do got them War crimes 😂
Cough they fought in both ww for longer than the USA cough.
6:42 nope, that’s technically gas. Maybe you’ll win, but you’ll have to celebrate in prison.
But....but the canadians ARE back to back world war champs tho...
Another awesome video
For real!
Back to back world war champs, my brother you rock up 3 years late to both and claim your the champs
Nikko truly the best
nikko is devious ☠
Facts
@@nikkoortizshorts facts
@@nikkoortizshorts OH DAMN ITS YOU
@@nalon4013 facts
Damn bro, You always make me laugh, i apreciate ur videos, keep up the good work! 🤟
10:34 Yo yo my boy Nikko. Did you just say we Canadians are not "back to back WW champs".
My dude, you're talking to the people who singlehandedly took Vimmy Ridge in WWI, we also liberated the Netherlands and took the Rhineland in WWII. The Brits and Americans sent us in as cannon fodder with no hope for success yet we emerged victorious.
Yall may have the fancy army now, but sit down son and respect the country that bled and died so you could have a paved road to your "success" in Europe.
It's a joke
When I was a kid and I got hurt or felt ill, my mom’s first response was drink some fluids.
She's just jealous that she can't talk to aliens
There were two twin sisters that were well known around the dorms. People would sneak them on base. Got bad enough to where we had to be on the lookout for them as they would be hidden in cars.
" we all turn into monkeys and go do cool sh!t you know." LOL
Crazy to know the kids who sent use care packages was and letters in 2007 more than likely adults now.
Military millionaire poster here. You’re fucking hilarious and I love your stuff!
That dude who put that blood pressure thing on his neck is beyond inept. That one marine we all know and love who always loses his rifle is like a god compared to that guy, same with his buddies too wtf they both just stood there while dude smashed his skull on the ground all the while the pressure on the strap kept up…. like did dude think it was just going to release when he passed out?
Dang that’s so messed up
Callin out the 42’s like that😅 I feel attacked
Maybe not back to back WW champs but we like to keep it on the D low because we get pretty inventive with fuck up shit we can do in the feild. '' It's not a war crime the first time ! ''
More Nikko please. Finished this vid and Im still jonesing for my fix.
Broooo Calling me out like that!!! I’m Cody and I should’ve listened! IT DID SUCK😂
Wait…we ARE back to back world war champs tho? 😅
that first one was the same reaction when my mum gives me the side eye
Article 15 segment, Always remember: when hiding something in your prison wallet, make sure you push it up at least 2 knuckles deep. 😂
6:09 Goldie Locks looking for her Three Bears; run!
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS IS CRAZY
I laughed so hard @ 10:09 that I got hiccups. UFCK
Well the marines brought the pull up bar to my school, and in short they know I can do 20 pull ups and I’ve given them my number 4 times
Yooooo 5:20 I know someone, definitely not me, snuck someone on base in their trunk. It was my roommate that was in the trunk he got drunk and forgot his ID and I convinced him this was the only reasonable option. Truly a time.
Oh you need a chair? (Proceeds to wipe bearded face)
I had my recruiters number saved, so I know when to not pick up. I was nice enough to put their and last name. I told him to call me back in 6 months. That was 3 years ago.
The Pocket Constitution was from LUBBOCK!!!!! HELL FUCKIN' YYYEEAAAHHH 😅🤠
My uncle just left back for boot camp I should see him in a few weeks and then I won’t see him till April but I now some people have to be deployed for 5 years so I shouldn’t complain
remember if ya girl is going to the army is better to be single than sorry
The first clip is just funny😂
Too much 😂
Where I work we did military care packages. We sent out over 2 thousands packages. It was our fund raiser.
GYATTTTTDAMNNNNNN
Let’s go nikko
Get iiiit
@@nikkoortizshorts yea
Bro I got some wild letters from kids back home while we were in Iraq lmao
Love your content always waiting for the next upload 💜
Bro does not know anything about Canadian war history
You cant get away with so many war crimes without being good at war lmao
9:23 i struggle to understand whats so hard for old people to respect the position rather than the age. Times have changed. Im 20 managing 40-60 year olds and THEY HATE ITTTT
Bro he was literally shaking himself apart
10:34 is where I realized those are drill instructors in my company.
I’m sorry, but, we are technically the only country to not lose a war. America lost Vietnam, the Korean War, and a couple others. So we might be a little light handed with discipline, which is alright. We’ll take our 100% win rate lol
I just signed a contract for the Navy
POV: there’s people over 😭 0:20
I even got armrests dood! Lmaooo 😂
People letting there intentional thoughts win.🤣👍
Kevorkian Scarf!
Back to back world champs 😂
Dose this mean you get the deodorant and the caned beans we send u to?
Yo And for one Canada was in both world wars before the state was The USA is always the last To the fight
Now, to be fair, the Latin American countries are always the last to the fight.
Don't do what I do never hit so hard... much luv man
I’d be lying if I wouldn’t try and get my hypothetical baby momma and 2 year old child citizenship
As 13 year old I was not a barracks bunny
My unit just got back from Germany 2 years ago, that guy ain't me but it made me think back a bit 😅
As an Airman, I fucking hate wearing those boat-ass looking flight caps. I picked up the bus driver cap. It's got far more drip.
i did it with my whole platoon
He fked up she already had the kid he was playin ball with
told my drill instructor with a mouth like that he must have been a great bunk bunny and he got real close and proceeded to yell god damn right i did right in my face
I lived in the barracks in Friedberg & Giessen, Germany. I may recognize that barracks bunny! :P
Thanks for this service mr ortiz love the videos
We turned our hotel we stayed at for a school into the barracks and ended up passing a bunny around lol. Can't take us anywhere
I have a recruiters number Lol should I be worried
Where did that dude get some DCU's though?
Imagine being in the easiest branch, Air Force, and thinking you are hot shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’ll thank us down range when you turn into that drooling 🤤 puppy in your profile 😂
I remember heat rash on my... Well you know lmfao
GYAT DANMM
W nikko post
I’d definitely go back😂
i sent one that said "tank you firefitghter" and i feel so bad for calling them that😅
I am sick as all Heck and it took me a minute to figure out what the heck a “barracks bunny” was. And now I wish I didn’t know
I never got a wooden plaque when I left my unit lol my NCO got me an Ordnance bombshell statue. But not words or anything on it lol