I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.
The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.
Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves. If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.
hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.
My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.
AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘
My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.
My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.
7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo
the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.
At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again
We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.
Love how Nikko warns women against Army & Marines. Describes them as complete idiots & animals. Then asks why girls would want to join the Air Force 😂
I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.
The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.
dont worry its 10 level
Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves.
If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.
Why you gotta speak the truth XD
why you gotta hurt our feelings
hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.
Us in maintainence definitely hate our selves
@@andrewweiss9355 people never think about the maintainence side
My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.
AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘
Congratulations!
@@margodphd Thank you!
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Rock on, sister! Enjoy that retirement!
Ayo DD-214 club just around the corner
my Dad(who is in the air force) always pass his pt. test and he is almost 50 not retired yet and can do almost as good as the 20 year olds
My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.
When the PT standards are 20 pushups in five minutes, 20 sit-ups in five minutes, and finish a 1 mile run sometime today, it's not hard.🤣🤣
nice man thats impressive@@Lonemite
3:25 Nikko yelling “oh noooo!” With his whole heart and soul. 😂 boii you estupe !
To right. “Always leave it better (cleaner) than you found it.” How many times did I hear that one.
9:52 Right here killed me. I am so using this line 🤣
My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.
That KC-10 pilot at 3:49 is gonna need a fresh flight suit😂
"why are all these women in the air force?"
It's called air conditioning.
It’s always a good day when nikko posts
Never fails 🎉
Everyday is a good day then
Love me some Chanel puppers back flip rolls! Oh, wait I mean Nikko reactions! Happy early b-day! We appreciate you! Made my day! 💙
Don’t hate the Air Force. We have all the chicks and air conditioning. I was enlisted and medical so our girl to guy ratio worked in our favor.
man why the fuck did I go maintenance than lmao. there's like one girl to every 20 guys
Niko looks like John bernthal and Jake gylenhall had a weird ADHD love child
Leave milk and cookies for tourniquet man
I’m in the Air Force and I can confirm that at BMT they serve coffee that early in the morning.
All the men in the air force have high paying nerd jobs waiting for them when they get out.
Tazed. It's over in about 5 seconds. Meanwhile I'm still suffering an hour later after the OC spray.
Revely is my oh shit alarm for work in the morning....works everytime
I always have a good time watching you react to anything😂😊
Why the Air Force got the hot ones? 🤣
I love these videos SO MUCH can’t wait to see what you have in the future!
110% did not join for the men lololol
I love how he brings the queen into it lol. Might hate those British crumpet munchers, but the queen was Kool AF tho
When Lizzy died Boston and Ireland literally threw parties as a F-You
That second guy, injury not service related, calling it now.
Couldn’t stop laughing when he started screaming from jet fuel rain😂😂😂
7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo
Maybe that’s true … my mom was in the Air Force and married my dad who was in the Army.
I joined the Army…😂
0:30 didn’t see that coming
the little skits edits you do for your jokes get me dying laughing everytime
It always a good day when Nikko post a awesome video!❤❤❤
Literally never fails 🔥
I love how at 8:25 they used an Angry Cops audio clip 😂
When I conduct the Vehicle Inspections I hold on to the CAC/PIV till its done. Fail to comply will get you denied entry. Come back tomorrow
5:53 😂 I’m dying for the disaster artist reference 😂😂
2:26
White man: ONE BLACK MAN
Dude in car: YOU RACIST😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yup, I'd rather ride the lightning for 4-7 seconds than feel like my face is in a bon fire for an hour.
4:31 no marines
the 2 worst combined words in the military lexicon are "boob job".
the 2nd worst 2 words are "breast reduction".
😝
8:23 thats a voice over from angry cops!!! lolol love that dude
Already know this is gonna be a banger video, I love doggin on the Air force.
You probably love living like a dog too.
Three years in the Navy. Never had a random vehicle inspection.
Finally the air force being funny and stupid
yo can we all agree that WE NEED MORE PUPPER IN THE VIDS
Less go! Can’t wait to watch this one!
Side note: Moving sandbags, bunks, etc. from one place to another in the USAF is called 'pile-it training'. 🙂
the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.
8:17 why does he sound like angry cops? 😂
0:31 not service connected 🫠
Nikko a straight real one 😂❤
It's crazy that in a few years soldiers will use tiktoks as evidence for injury claims
From gay fails to chair force fails
Niko did u know the queen sided with hitler and thought he was right
Happy birthday Nikko hope you have e great day🎉🎉
0:50 The F-14 Tomcat was in the navy💀
Niko, your recent content has been killing it! Can’t get enough!
Thank you Nikko for posting these ❤❤
I haven’t seen a twitch live video in a minute
Hopefully I can hop on next week ❤❤
At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again
Love the vids Nikko!!!
Love ur channel
It’s so good 😂
CONGRATS ON 2M SUBSCRIBERS NIKKO!
Yeap, we had a problem one day around my city, Scottsdale, JP all over, my cars had basically napalm on like rain.
1:09 now that just felt personal lmao
3:37 hey look its a dc-10 (death chamber 10)
9:22 You go girl!
I was thinking about how fun jumping would be the moment before you said it. 19D2
I want to tell you something funny, the pepper spray I can do real good because I always get shampoo in my eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD HAHAHAHAHA GODDAM that psy op bit had me dying bro
That’s Angry Cops audio at 8:16 😂
8:17 -- That was an Angry Cops soundclip!!
My uncle said that the HARDEST thing he did in basic was washing dishes for 48 hours😂
We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.
As an Air Force brat I can confirm af pt is not the hardest
Your the best dude
No YOU!
@@williecardenas2744 I was talking about Nikko but ok :D
Home boy has the Cudi! Day & Night!
love the meme videos hah.
I love the video nikko and editer.
4:08 Lol, Kitchen.
Love this
I’ve been sprayed and tased. I’d rather get tased any day
I straight up air/chair force on a school assignment like this monday
The MRAP video is for when they were testing it to see how they can break it.
I’d take the taser again if I had to. Way more painful, but only a 5 second ride. And it doesn’t start all over again when you shower
That's crazy about the cosmetic surgery, I did not know or expect that 😂😅
as civil air patrol cadet i can confirm that its better than any other program
9:00 Chicken legs can't do it. The funny looking guys at stores.
WITHIN A MINUTE BABY LETS GOOO (first) love you nikko
here in australia, the flag was at half mast for a whole month for the queen, and like, damn straight it was.
Ladies join AF cause they thought it was Top Gun - oops 😂😂😂
Thank you I needed this
NGL I thought I was gonna drown in that dunker the first time. I forgot to take a breath before the water came up.
We all join AF because we dont have to do shit
I fr said give me something good then my guy nikko popped up was bit more angry tho ngl yt was shi an u saved it😂😂
“Dropped my a$$hole, better pick that up” - every kid when your mom comes in the room asking whodunnit
at :44 thats an f14 tomcat that the plane tried to refuel, thats navy.
Hey Nikki we what to see the best side or training for the air force security force or the gears based on branch
U r always doing the best u can do and I love it . Keep up the good work 😃😃
Taser for sure, no flaming hot showers for me thanks.
15T army goes thru the same roll over training lol