AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘
The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.
My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.
I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.
My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.
Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves. If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.
hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.
My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.
7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo
We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.
the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.
At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again
Love how Nikko warns women against Army & Marines. Describes them as complete idiots & animals. Then asks why girls would want to join the Air Force 😂
AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘
Congratulations!
@@margodphd Thank you!
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Rock on, sister! Enjoy that retirement!
Ayo DD-214 club just around the corner
The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.
dont worry its 10 level
my Dad(who is in the air force) always pass his pt. test and he is almost 50 not retired yet and can do almost as good as the 20 year olds
My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.
When the PT standards are 20 pushups in five minutes, 20 sit-ups in five minutes, and finish a 1 mile run sometime today, it's not hard.🤣🤣
nice man thats impressive@@Lonemite
I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.
My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.
To right. “Always leave it better (cleaner) than you found it.” How many times did I hear that one.
Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves.
If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.
Why you gotta speak the truth XD
why you gotta hurt our feelings
hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.
Us in maintainence definitely hate our selves
@@andrewweiss9355 people never think about the maintainence side
3:25 Nikko yelling “oh noooo!” With his whole heart and soul. 😂 boii you estupe !
My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.
Niko looks like John bernthal and Jake gylenhall had a weird ADHD love child
7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo
That KC-10 pilot at 3:49 is gonna need a fresh flight suit😂
9:52 Right here killed me. I am so using this line 🤣
It’s always a good day when nikko posts
Never fails 🎉
Everyday is a good day then
Love me some Chanel puppers back flip rolls! Oh, wait I mean Nikko reactions! Happy early b-day! We appreciate you! Made my day! 💙
Why the Air Force got the hot ones? 🤣
Revely is my oh shit alarm for work in the morning....works everytime
Leave milk and cookies for tourniquet man
I always have a good time watching you react to anything😂😊
the little skits edits you do for your jokes get me dying laughing everytime
Couldn’t stop laughing when he started screaming from jet fuel rain😂😂😂
Tazed. It's over in about 5 seconds. Meanwhile I'm still suffering an hour later after the OC spray.
I love these videos SO MUCH can’t wait to see what you have in the future!
That second guy, injury not service related, calling it now.
When I conduct the Vehicle Inspections I hold on to the CAC/PIV till its done. Fail to comply will get you denied entry. Come back tomorrow
I love how at 8:25 they used an Angry Cops audio clip 😂
All the men in the air force have high paying nerd jobs waiting for them when they get out.
I’m in the Air Force and I can confirm that at BMT they serve coffee that early in the morning.
Don’t hate the Air Force. We have all the chicks and air conditioning. I was enlisted and medical so our girl to guy ratio worked in our favor.
man why the fuck did I go maintenance than lmao. there's like one girl to every 20 guys
Less go! Can’t wait to watch this one!
Thank you Nikko for posting these ❤❤
I haven’t seen a twitch live video in a minute
Hopefully I can hop on next week ❤❤
I love how he brings the queen into it lol. Might hate those British crumpet munchers, but the queen was Kool AF tho
When Lizzy died Boston and Ireland literally threw parties as a F-You
Maybe that’s true … my mom was in the Air Force and married my dad who was in the Army.
I joined the Army…😂
It always a good day when Nikko post a awesome video!❤❤❤
Literally never fails 🔥
yup, I'd rather ride the lightning for 4-7 seconds than feel like my face is in a bon fire for an hour.
Finally the air force being funny and stupid
110% did not join for the men lololol
Love the vids Nikko!!!
Already know this is gonna be a banger video, I love doggin on the Air force.
You probably love living like a dog too.
Love this
Nikko a straight real one 😂❤
From gay fails to chair force fails
Thank you I needed this
the 2 worst combined words in the military lexicon are "boob job".
the 2nd worst 2 words are "breast reduction".
😝
Happy birthday Nikko hope you have e great day🎉🎉
yo can we all agree that WE NEED MORE PUPPER IN THE VIDS
U r always doing the best u can do and I love it . Keep up the good work 😃😃
Yeap, we had a problem one day around my city, Scottsdale, JP all over, my cars had basically napalm on like rain.
love the meme videos hah.
I love the video nikko and editer.
I was thinking about how fun jumping would be the moment before you said it. 19D2
"why are all these women in the air force?"
It's called air conditioning.
I fr said give me something good then my guy nikko popped up was bit more angry tho ngl yt was shi an u saved it😂😂
Three years in the Navy. Never had a random vehicle inspection.
Niko, your recent content has been killing it! Can’t get enough!
It's crazy that in a few years soldiers will use tiktoks as evidence for injury claims
I loved the dunk takes so much fun
Love ur channel
It’s so good 😂
8:23 thats a voice over from angry cops!!! lolol love that dude
nikko you should do a video on the af sere specialist career field, shit would be dope and i think you’d find it pretty sick dude
Love you Nikko
Which fail made you laugh the most? 😂
CONGRATS ON 2M SUBSCRIBERS NIKKO!
2:26
White man: ONE BLACK MAN
Dude in car: YOU RACIST😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love you vid
His vids are the best
I want to tell you something funny, the pepper spray I can do real good because I always get shampoo in my eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:17 why does he sound like angry cops? 😂
5:53 😂 I’m dying for the disaster artist reference 😂😂
Love your vids btw
So good 😂
Side note: Moving sandbags, bunks, etc. from one place to another in the USAF is called 'pile-it training'. 🙂
1:00, how is that even Airforce?! Isn't that the *Cougar MRAP* aka the Canadian MRAP
XD HAHAHAHAHA GODDAM that psy op bit had me dying bro
Should make a lesser known tips and/or tricks about the military vid
That's crazy about the cosmetic surgery, I did not know or expect that 😂😅
i loved it
9:00 Chicken legs can't do it. The funny looking guys at stores.
Yes finally!!!!
Your the best dude
No YOU!
@@williecardenas2744 I was talking about Nikko but ok :D
We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.
the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.
9:22 You go girl!
I saw a vid befir this with u and narrator Lol
The MRAP video is for when they were testing it to see how they can break it.
Skal to all the military personnel and to you nikko
1:09 now that just felt personal lmao
8:17 -- That was an Angry Cops soundclip!!
3:37 hey look its a dc-10 (death chamber 10)
Hey Nikki we what to see the best side or training for the air force security force or the gears based on branch
Nikko plssssss play ready or not
Niko did u know the queen sided with hitler and thought he was right
Home boy has the Cudi! Day & Night!
Days why you just go and don’t look back
So 🔥
At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again
I straight up air/chair force on a school assignment like this monday
Your the best
You’re even better 👏
@@nikkoortizshorts thanks bro
Airforce in 1972: *Laughs in A-10 Brrrtt*
Please review Australian Army Boot Camp
“Dropped my a$$hole, better pick that up” - every kid when your mom comes in the room asking whodunnit
The training 😅😂