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  • @clairefortier9738
    @clairefortier9738 Год назад +75

    Love how Nikko warns women against Army & Marines. Describes them as complete idiots & animals. Then asks why girls would want to join the Air Force 😂

  • @michaelharper3628
    @michaelharper3628 Год назад +21

    I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.

  • @michael200003
    @michael200003 Год назад +82

    The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Год назад +84

    Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves.
    If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.

    • @AshleyK137
      @AshleyK137 Год назад +3

      Why you gotta speak the truth XD

    • @smartiscrib-cf5mx
      @smartiscrib-cf5mx Год назад +1

      why you gotta hurt our feelings

    • @DaBurntToaster
      @DaBurntToaster Год назад

      hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.

    • @andrewweiss9355
      @andrewweiss9355 Год назад +4

      Us in maintainence definitely hate our selves

    • @alamp7640
      @alamp7640 Год назад

      @@andrewweiss9355 people never think about the maintainence side

  • @lyndajaeger4477
    @lyndajaeger4477 Год назад +22

    My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.

  • @NekoOnyx
    @NekoOnyx Год назад +246

    AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd Год назад +9

      Congratulations!

    • @NekoOnyx
      @NekoOnyx Год назад

      @@margodphd Thank you!

    • @novastar3547
      @novastar3547 Год назад +2

      based

    • @CasondraM
      @CasondraM Год назад +1

      Rock on, sister! Enjoy that retirement!

    • @11bravo72
      @11bravo72 Год назад

      Ayo DD-214 club just around the corner

  • @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams
    @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams Год назад +76

    my Dad(who is in the air force) always pass his pt. test and he is almost 50 not retired yet and can do almost as good as the 20 year olds

    • @Lonemite
      @Lonemite Год назад +8

      My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.

    • @plasticoflamingo2952
      @plasticoflamingo2952 Год назад +4

      When the PT standards are 20 pushups in five minutes, 20 sit-ups in five minutes, and finish a 1 mile run sometime today, it's not hard.🤣🤣

    • @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams
      @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams Год назад

      nice man thats impressive@@Lonemite

  • @LaJuera25
    @LaJuera25 Год назад +4

    3:25 Nikko yelling “oh noooo!” With his whole heart and soul. 😂 boii you estupe !

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 Год назад +4

    To right. “Always leave it better (cleaner) than you found it.” How many times did I hear that one.

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Год назад +10

    9:52 Right here killed me. I am so using this line 🤣

  • @elizabethkanaya1337
    @elizabethkanaya1337 Год назад +5

    My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine Год назад +6

    That KC-10 pilot at 3:49 is gonna need a fresh flight suit😂

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 10 месяцев назад +2

    "why are all these women in the air force?"
    It's called air conditioning.

  • @nanigarringer6285
    @nanigarringer6285 Год назад +55

    It’s always a good day when nikko posts

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Год назад +14

    Love me some Chanel puppers back flip rolls! Oh, wait I mean Nikko reactions! Happy early b-day! We appreciate you! Made my day! 💙

  • @jhaas68865
    @jhaas68865 Год назад +45

    Don’t hate the Air Force. We have all the chicks and air conditioning. I was enlisted and medical so our girl to guy ratio worked in our favor.

    • @alamp7640
      @alamp7640 Год назад +1

      man why the fuck did I go maintenance than lmao. there's like one girl to every 20 guys

  • @Midnightgooner69
    @Midnightgooner69 Год назад +19

    Niko looks like John bernthal and Jake gylenhall had a weird ADHD love child

  • @AMERICANA1155
    @AMERICANA1155 Год назад +3

    Leave milk and cookies for tourniquet man

  • @timothystarritt5337
    @timothystarritt5337 Год назад +6

    I’m in the Air Force and I can confirm that at BMT they serve coffee that early in the morning.

  • @grimmwolf9690
    @grimmwolf9690 Год назад +5

    All the men in the air force have high paying nerd jobs waiting for them when they get out.

  • @JosiahLucero
    @JosiahLucero Год назад +7

    Tazed. It's over in about 5 seconds. Meanwhile I'm still suffering an hour later after the OC spray.

  • @TheAdequateFisher
    @TheAdequateFisher Год назад +5

    Revely is my oh shit alarm for work in the morning....works everytime

  • @PhoebeRychener
    @PhoebeRychener Год назад +12

    I always have a good time watching you react to anything😂😊

  • @Flashrunner360
    @Flashrunner360 Год назад +9

    Why the Air Force got the hot ones? 🤣

  • @SwirlyGames5
    @SwirlyGames5 Год назад +6

    I love these videos SO MUCH can’t wait to see what you have in the future!

  • @tntwriter1
    @tntwriter1 Год назад +2

    110% did not join for the men lololol

  • @tomallison9362
    @tomallison9362 Год назад +3

    I love how he brings the queen into it lol. Might hate those British crumpet munchers, but the queen was Kool AF tho

    • @terrancemuzic5157
      @terrancemuzic5157 Год назад

      When Lizzy died Boston and Ireland literally threw parties as a F-You

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem Год назад +2

    That second guy, injury not service related, calling it now.

  • @EsePincheBigFern
    @EsePincheBigFern Год назад +2

    Couldn’t stop laughing when he started screaming from jet fuel rain😂😂😂

  • @assassincos6608
    @assassincos6608 Год назад +3

    7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo

  • @Rockieswoobie
    @Rockieswoobie Год назад +9

    Maybe that’s true … my mom was in the Air Force and married my dad who was in the Army.

  • @shenaniganswithmark
    @shenaniganswithmark Год назад +1

    0:30 didn’t see that coming

  • @kingslayer4427
    @kingslayer4427 Год назад +4

    the little skits edits you do for your jokes get me dying laughing everytime

  • @NaMossberg
    @NaMossberg Год назад +11

    It always a good day when Nikko post a awesome video!❤❤❤

  • @ampedturtle4033
    @ampedturtle4033 Год назад +3

    I love how at 8:25 they used an Angry Cops audio clip 😂

  • @M0r3105
    @M0r3105 Год назад +2

    When I conduct the Vehicle Inspections I hold on to the CAC/PIV till its done. Fail to comply will get you denied entry. Come back tomorrow

  • @stephkay2149
    @stephkay2149 Год назад

    5:53 😂 I’m dying for the disaster artist reference 😂😂

  • @big_ben111
    @big_ben111 Год назад +3

    2:26
    White man: ONE BLACK MAN
    Dude in car: YOU RACIST😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @newdoggproductions
    @newdoggproductions Год назад +2

    yup, I'd rather ride the lightning for 4-7 seconds than feel like my face is in a bon fire for an hour.

  • @KSshredz
    @KSshredz 9 месяцев назад +2

    4:31 no marines

  • @jimbo1278
    @jimbo1278 Год назад +2

    the 2 worst combined words in the military lexicon are "boob job".
    the 2nd worst 2 words are "breast reduction".
    😝

  • @hbicgrizzly8212
    @hbicgrizzly8212 Год назад

    8:23 thats a voice over from angry cops!!! lolol love that dude

  • @BreadOverAll420
    @BreadOverAll420 Год назад +2

    Already know this is gonna be a banger video, I love doggin on the Air force.

    • @Dondingo4
      @Dondingo4 9 месяцев назад

      You probably love living like a dog too.

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Год назад +2

    Three years in the Navy. Never had a random vehicle inspection.

  • @EK_66
    @EK_66 Год назад +3

    Finally the air force being funny and stupid

  • @hookedonbass08
    @hookedonbass08 Год назад +2

    yo can we all agree that WE NEED MORE PUPPER IN THE VIDS

  • @tornado_man_4078
    @tornado_man_4078 Год назад +1

    Less go! Can’t wait to watch this one!

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 10 месяцев назад

    Side note: Moving sandbags, bunks, etc. from one place to another in the USAF is called 'pile-it training'. 🙂

  • @DaBurntToaster
    @DaBurntToaster Год назад +1

    the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Год назад +1

    8:17 why does he sound like angry cops? 😂

  • @fvdedhippo
    @fvdedhippo Год назад +4

    0:31 not service connected 🫠

  • @mockthis1223
    @mockthis1223 Год назад +2

    Nikko a straight real one 😂❤

  • @nicholastomlinson1952
    @nicholastomlinson1952 Год назад +2

    It's crazy that in a few years soldiers will use tiktoks as evidence for injury claims

  • @queenofspawn
    @queenofspawn Год назад +2

    From gay fails to chair force fails

  • @hotstreak1845
    @hotstreak1845 Год назад +2

    Niko did u know the queen sided with hitler and thought he was right

  • @kelseygillan3069
    @kelseygillan3069 Год назад +1

    Happy birthday Nikko hope you have e great day🎉🎉

  • @JustaAvgeek19
    @JustaAvgeek19 День назад

    0:50 The F-14 Tomcat was in the navy💀

  • @dylanpalmer3726
    @dylanpalmer3726 Год назад +3

    Niko, your recent content has been killing it! Can’t get enough!

  • @Steff-W
    @Steff-W Год назад +2

    Thank you Nikko for posting these ❤❤
    I haven’t seen a twitch live video in a minute
    Hopefully I can hop on next week ❤❤

  • @mikemasci7512
    @mikemasci7512 Год назад +1

    At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again

  • @Thatguy21110
    @Thatguy21110 Год назад +1

    Love the vids Nikko!!!

  • @Bread._.369
    @Bread._.369 Год назад +1

    Love ur channel

  • @Sigamole
    @Sigamole Год назад

    CONGRATS ON 2M SUBSCRIBERS NIKKO!

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke 11 месяцев назад

    Yeap, we had a problem one day around my city, Scottsdale, JP all over, my cars had basically napalm on like rain.

  • @GGtheDummy
    @GGtheDummy 9 месяцев назад

    1:09 now that just felt personal lmao

  • @strawberrymilk9767
    @strawberrymilk9767 Год назад +1

    3:37 hey look its a dc-10 (death chamber 10)

  • @SergejGovorcin
    @SergejGovorcin Год назад +3

    9:22 You go girl!

  • @gjheintzman
    @gjheintzman Год назад +1

    I was thinking about how fun jumping would be the moment before you said it. 19D2

  • @katherinejimenez7107
    @katherinejimenez7107 Год назад +1

    I want to tell you something funny, the pepper spray I can do real good because I always get shampoo in my eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lightnighl7220
    @lightnighl7220 Год назад

    XD HAHAHAHAHA GODDAM that psy op bit had me dying bro

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine Год назад

    That’s Angry Cops audio at 8:16 😂

  • @bonniehuh
    @bonniehuh Год назад

    8:17 -- That was an Angry Cops soundclip!!

  • @Jayla-l2f
    @Jayla-l2f 16 дней назад

    My uncle said that the HARDEST thing he did in basic was washing dishes for 48 hours😂

  • @SmittyAccess
    @SmittyAccess Год назад +2

    We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.

  • @FoxMcRamen
    @FoxMcRamen Год назад +1

    As an Air Force brat I can confirm af pt is not the hardest

  • @amyjordan7968
    @amyjordan7968 Год назад +2

    Your the best dude

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Год назад

    Home boy has the Cudi! Day & Night!

  • @marlinnelson476
    @marlinnelson476 Год назад

    love the meme videos hah.
    I love the video nikko and editer.

  • @dantekun1203
    @dantekun1203 Год назад +1

    4:08 Lol, Kitchen.

  • @ashcookie3843
    @ashcookie3843 Год назад +2

    Love this

  • @drone6675
    @drone6675 Год назад +1

    I’ve been sprayed and tased. I’d rather get tased any day

  • @haydenschultz5280
    @haydenschultz5280 Год назад

    I straight up air/chair force on a school assignment like this monday

  • @warriorodin8367
    @warriorodin8367 Год назад +1

    The MRAP video is for when they were testing it to see how they can break it.

  • @tylergriffin6629
    @tylergriffin6629 Год назад

    I’d take the taser again if I had to. Way more painful, but only a 5 second ride. And it doesn’t start all over again when you shower

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 Год назад

    That's crazy about the cosmetic surgery, I did not know or expect that 😂😅

  • @Gamer_SG
    @Gamer_SG Год назад

    as civil air patrol cadet i can confirm that its better than any other program

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Год назад +1

    9:00 Chicken legs can't do it. The funny looking guys at stores.

  • @chase-newell
    @chase-newell Год назад +1

    WITHIN A MINUTE BABY LETS GOOO (first) love you nikko

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 4 дня назад

    here in australia, the flag was at half mast for a whole month for the queen, and like, damn straight it was.

  • @FULD72
    @FULD72 Год назад

    Ladies join AF cause they thought it was Top Gun - oops 😂😂😂

  • @gemstonethehybrid
    @gemstonethehybrid Год назад

    Thank you I needed this

  • @Walle-rn6cy
    @Walle-rn6cy Год назад

    NGL I thought I was gonna drown in that dunker the first time. I forgot to take a breath before the water came up.

  • @crazyd6217
    @crazyd6217 Год назад +1

    We all join AF because we dont have to do shit

  • @M_u_t_e96024
    @M_u_t_e96024 Год назад

    I fr said give me something good then my guy nikko popped up was bit more angry tho ngl yt was shi an u saved it😂😂

  • @AllanBeam
    @AllanBeam Год назад

    “Dropped my a$$hole, better pick that up” - every kid when your mom comes in the room asking whodunnit

  • @zachattack2016
    @zachattack2016 Год назад

    at :44 thats an f14 tomcat that the plane tried to refuel, thats navy.

  • @Gibson-hj5bt
    @Gibson-hj5bt Год назад +2

    Hey Nikki we what to see the best side or training for the air force security force or the gears based on branch

  • @12Bennettbarnes128
    @12Bennettbarnes128 Год назад

    U r always doing the best u can do and I love it . Keep up the good work 😃😃

  • @bringerofuwu3325
    @bringerofuwu3325 Год назад

    Taser for sure, no flaming hot showers for me thanks.

  • @jasoncamacho1411
    @jasoncamacho1411 Год назад

    15T army goes thru the same roll over training lol