3:27 The USAFA stands for United States Air Force Academy. You basically go in for 4 years and come out as a second lieutenant, and apparently it is extremely competitive to enter.
The only time my dad got angry enough to slap me was when we got drunk together at a bar and i tried to explain that Family Guy joke to him with the Vietnamese accent...he slapped me once and said "THAT IS NOT A JOKE!" we havent talked about it ever since.
1:48 ashgutermuth is hilarious she's constantly making jokes about how ancient her husband is😂 and yes I'm also shocked she's got a husband, we all were, shes made jokes in the past about looking gay lol
Add exactly 9:29 that guy is an actual real army because he was at my grandmother’s funeral. I recognize him or that could be just somebody else and I don’t know it.
My cousins married to an air force mechanic. He broke his leg on vacation skiing and he got chewed out by his commander. Cousin in national gaurd was actually going to be deployed to Egypt for some training exercises had his jaw broken in a bar fight he didnt even participate in just caught a stray knocked down and tabled landed on his face. Also got chewed out. Also the government absolutly wrecked the guy responsible they threw so many charges at that dude pretty sure he got like 12 years. Cosuin didnt even wanna press charges. Army thought otherwise
dude my entire youtube page is either nikkos reactions or his gaming and i never get bored. you seriously do not get enough likes for the super funny content plus how many views you get
"We took an L in Nam" Fat Electrician would like a word
My thought exactly
Oh boy can't wait to see their next podcast episode together 😅😅
We did not take the L we brought the L and let the south Vietnamese have The L it was all planned
I was thinkin the same thing!🤣🤣
Yup
"She's already pregnant" is wild. 😭😭😭
💀 bro the part where chat said “imagine getting killed by that guy” actually had me on the fucking floor
My boyfriend overheard this part and started laughing
@@reikun86 nah fr 🤣 I would be embarrassed to die to edger
@@firstname4313 me too. 😂
And Nikko did an Indian head wiggle 😂
Niko, you should ask The Fat Electrician if we lost Vietnam. He'll tell you the right answer.
3:27
The USAFA stands for United States Air Force Academy. You basically go in for 4 years and come out as a second lieutenant, and apparently it is extremely competitive to enter.
Them bugs really ain’t no joke, had to square up with a huge one under NVG….. lost
When Nikko was questioning if that woman shaved, I got a manscaped ad...🧐
Fat electrician is gonna hurt you for saying we lost in Vietnam.
We did and Korea
@@r.b.rozier9692 that’s not factual but okay…
Unless you can debunked all the things Fat E said.
@@Nutty2087 Is North Korea still a totalitarian dictatorship? Is Vietnam still a one-party socialist republic?
We lost. Surrender is defeat.
@@Nutty2087 We abandoned South Vietnam and let it fall to the commies. That is an L if I ever saw one. We LOST
The only reason we lost in Vietnam was because they didn’t fuck with our boats
Nikko is always so creatively resourcefully stupid and I love it.
He's a natural
heard he likes the former president though, anybody who supports that man is a domestic threat...Doesn't matter if you like him or his content.
3:40 😂😂
hes a trumpie tho
The only time my dad got angry enough to slap me was when we got drunk together at a bar and i tried to explain that Family Guy joke to him with the Vietnamese accent...he slapped me once and said "THAT IS NOT A JOKE!" we havent talked about it ever since.
Dare you to tell the fat electrician we lost in Vietnam. 😂
HAHAHA I was about to say that. Nikko about to get a 30 minute lecture on communism for this.
@@Drowko 30 minutes is an understatement 1 hour minimum.
@@MetalFalcon99 For some reason, I want a nice 4 hr unsubscribe podcast with Nikko and the fat electrician now. Lol
She ran through the streets and joined the Marines. Now she can get promoted by doing nothing, but teasing all the sncos😂
i actually gagged when i saw that sorry excuse for and about face 9:30
The way I was SCREAMING "Academy!" at my screen when he didn't know what the last letter in USAFA stood for.
Come on he was just doing his M.J. Smooth Criminal information and just couldn’t hold it.😂
The water boarding one had me rolling 😂
"Helicockter" got me rolling on the groun💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
These videos never get old Nikko, love dem
people in the military be tweakin 😭
(Edit) man 37 likes in 3 hours
Yessir
Fr
Real
And the military is why every country hates us
3:51 What spouse Nikko I’m all alone😂
9:25 dude 100% jacked that shit.
Dude drinking the water on Camp Lejeune trying to get that disability
3:00 this was me last week. I actively avoid responsibility at my job but they just asked me to become a manager....
I come here when I don’t want to deal with civilians thinking I’m a sociopath
Thought I was the only one. Wanna be penpals and send each other grippy socks?
@@gettingittogether424I have so many grippy socks yes 😂
@@MalloryRansdell 😍
I mean...I'm not in the military but I have grippy socks. Can I come play too? 🥹
@@kristinwojtowich8902 f it the more the merrier lol
I love your videos nikko you help me through tough times and make me laugh super hard.
Nop
A Nikko & Ash Gutermuth Collab is needed 😂😂😂
1:39 Corporal: "You on your own private first class get dat bug". Private First Class: "Shit I ain't got my weapon." Corporal: "Use them hands!!!"
Love your military fails Nikko
Fucking "captin jack swallows" had me dying
1:48 ashgutermuth is hilarious she's constantly making jokes about how ancient her husband is😂 and yes I'm also shocked she's got a husband, we all were, shes made jokes in the past about looking gay lol
If the recruiters looked like "if you're lonely" there'd be so many sign ups
That's the bootist that I've seen since I've been out. Tan belt is a license to get your ass kicked, LOL
“Captain jack swallow” got me dead
2:31 say the yellow shirt and I’m like. Yep that’s the navy
Pole dancing with the branches
These videos are so funny and when Chanel is in the back it make them much better 😊
Add exactly 9:29 that guy is an actual real army because he was at my grandmother’s funeral. I recognize him or that could be just somebody else and I don’t know it.
Dude drinking that camp lejeune flavor
Always a good day when Nikko posts.
Not a good day for them though. 😂😂😂
There was sobbing and crying then cheated on when I was over seas.... Love it
The Military spouse, she is hilarious, seen her stuff before and it is always worth the view.
"captian jack swallows" is WILD
1:36 I was in RSP at camp minden with the female type. That’s crazy😂
Yup! Never get your driver qual in the Army😂😂😂😂 Or you never, ever see home because you're constantly being "volunteered" for tasks🤪
If I had a babe I would say shut up babe Nikko posted.
6:50 Wait so is it vandalism on government property if you get a tattoo?
😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
that "bug" was imported, that there is called a texas skeeter....
Captain Jack Swallows is devious 💀
10:08
Damn the new Marine Corps psyops release is wild
we need her @
The bug got me 😂👀
“It wasn’t gay.. it was super gay!😁” 💀💀
We heart Niko but seriously god bless you and keep being great my dads a vet and my moms active tho
9 months deployment my girl better be bent over saying take me
I know he may never see this but thanks man. You're videos always make ne happy. 😂
What happens on the grape vine stays on the grape vine.
hey niko i watch u from France and im happy every time u have so much enegy lmao ! ❤
Men, don't fall for that, she'll reject you later because you fell for a thirsttrap.
At basic they gave us expired sunscreen and one dudes head was swollen for weeks.
Your the best Nikko
that is not a helicopter, that is THE CHOPA!
Dude, I think that monster guy was in my platoon at boot camp. They even talked about his tiktok
i don't know how i managed to go 8 years without getting my military driver's license but here we are and im thankful
Barracks Nikko trying to get the desert rep
My boy on the heli js chillin
Honestly your probably the funniest person i watch 🤷
Ain't no one tell Lujan about the wook at the end
1:26 much respect she Sent IT!
That kid is the reason I'm embarrassed to admit I joined JROTC 7:35
The monkey be me after a teacher calls on me to answer “oh no “
Yo Nikko i love the content I was watching the stream earlier today keep up the great work
Evil genius Nikko 0:14 then Navy comes at 0:19
6:00 the army has the WOFT program to join as a helicopter pilot. im working on it rn.
funniest military fail in the video is this guys hair all u missin is frost on those tips
at 1:01 i was at mct with those 2 🤣
Yesss sirrr it’s mutha fuckin big fella fella himself niikkkkoooo orrrrtizzzzzz!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My cousins married to an air force mechanic. He broke his leg on vacation skiing and he got chewed out by his commander. Cousin in national gaurd was actually going to be deployed to Egypt for some training exercises had his jaw broken in a bar fight he didnt even participate in just caught a stray knocked down and tabled landed on his face. Also got chewed out. Also the government absolutly wrecked the guy responsible they threw so many charges at that dude pretty sure he got like 12 years. Cosuin didnt even wanna press charges. Army thought otherwise
5:08 sounds like Yeat lmao
"We took an L in Nam" Ortiz Ignored a Country who has been deployed ended in Disaster."
Great stream Nikko was my first watched you forever and finally decided to use twitch
Good wife!! I thanked a veteran very well. 24 yrs active duty deserves some happiness. 😂
07:52 How did Nikko not comment on the "Virginity Rocks" flag
i got a tattoo in bootcamp and got the damaging gov property charge
Damn... only 3 packs?
9:36 Her name is Hailey Welch
The first time I became a general manager was the last time I will ever be a general manager, fuck that shit.
The commentary is always entertaining.
5:27 Nico when you say the us is back to back would war champs you forget the England and colonies,France (for wwII France’s colonies)
It’s crazy cause I went to boot and MCT with that last girl lol 😂
You are waking the baby in the back.
He said Captain Jack Swallows
dude my entire youtube page is either nikkos reactions or his gaming and i never get bored. you seriously do not get enough likes for the super funny content plus how many views you get
When she is nervous about leaving for your deployment: Next day
Her: “STOP IT!!!!”
Him just not knowing wtf is going on back home
Wassup Niko!
Why shouldn’t I get a military drivers license 3:03
3:00 this happend to me 😂 im the ammo ncoic as a fuckin specialist, its the worst
the 1st one is wild
Nikko that’s not an L we forced them to sign a peace treaty they came back after we left.
I’m about to get a cavity cleaned Nikko :)
love these videos