Funniest Military Fails... Part 11
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- Опубликовано: 6 июл 2024
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
WHAT IS HARDER? YOU OR THE TREE YOU CRASHED IN WHEN SEEING THE THUMBNAIL
Me
1:46 it laid an egg 😂
3:46 😂
😔
Me
Dude I took like 6 pictures on deployment not wanting to be that guy. Take the pictures, keep the memories
Yea i Lost my camera. I kick myself everyday
Remember the memories. To hell with the pictures.
just got to my first duty station last week, my first major purchase was to get my wife a German Shepherd puppy so that she wont notice the huge charge when I buy the gaming console LMFAO
"Grenade launcher thingie boom-boom" got me bad 😂😂😂
Like Mandatoryfunday says, "Live, laugh, toaster bath."
Pole dancing with the branches
11:2 lana rhoades , riley reid, emily willis, Teanna Trump, autumn falls, violet myers, Angela white that’s the whole list😂
My top 2 are Candy Love and Brooke Tilli
The Blackstreet Boys😂😂 2:45
At least someone delivered. It was RIGHT THERE!
helll yeah love the military fails
Why she got the biggest ass th
Oh yeah brother
who doesnt
I get scarred when he shuves the mic up his ass XD best part tho, always somewhere in a video i feel XD
0:25 GYATTTT SMASH
i know right 😊
That wasn't the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYAT something in my Eye 🤑
I have a sudden urge to join the military
@@ChrisKayPlays definitely phsyops bro not worth it
0:28 seconds in NIKKO THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR YOU NOT SIMPING OVER CAKED UP GIRLS GOOD JOB!
1:26 thankfully the thing that the F-18 dropped was a drop tank but the way it fell it looked like napalm.
thx for saying it, saw it and was like "why is he so worried"
Yeah, it’s just the drop tank… though I gotta say the AO’s or the AD’s are gonna get screamed at for this one 😂
looks more like a buddy tank
2:45 the Black street boys.
At 9:46, whoever has it has either Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or ligament laxity. I have LL with my shoulders. My husband turns green when I turned them totally the other way.
Nikko is showing his hispanic roots with that "Ay!"
I was graduating when the recruit punched the SDI in the face, he tried to run after, we called him trackstar afterwords
Yo funny seeing you here dude
Niko twists everything he sees and somehow makes it better
0:26 into the video and my eyes roll back into my head already hahah
Love your content Nikko keep up the good work
Ik I'm down bad but we've GYATT to focus💀 0:25
I was in that ship when the plane dropped that. It's called a drop tank or a fuel tank. The dude recording said "back the fuck up then". It was the running joke for the deployment 😂 BTW it was on the 2019-2020 deployment on the USS Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Not just military guys, but every guy out there that gets their first lappy!!!😂😂😂
I love you nikko you are hella funny all the timeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤brooo this is just sooo funny I can’t stop laughing I thought I was going to choke on the air lol😂
Love your vids
Love the vids keep it up super funny aswell 😂
Thank you edi! I’m doin my best to keep up now that I got a dog but the schedule is coming back! Lol
@@nikkoortiz love your content man, always makes my day better when you post a new vid. Kepp it up man!
4’11”?? I had to be 5’2”! 😂😂
Makes my day when nikko uploads. You’re awesome bro
I totally regret not taking more pictures especially on deployment
3:01 The black street boys 💀
friendship or ownership bro! im dead lol
finally. the Apache's have loudspeakers.
Comment before 8:52 , Nikki is correct af. I have a dad who was in the AF during Desert Storm. He was an aircraft mechanic who I happily follow after somewhat. We went to Arizona to meet some military buddies and watched some old tapes from a VHS. We were very lucky to have that friend who was always seen with a camera recording videos. I can’t relate to my dad and his friend. But that was a really fun night watching my dad and his buddies partying in Turkey!
bro got us to click so fast with the thumbnail, no regrets Nikko, well played.
I have to agree, I should've taken more pics.
Thumbnail tho 👌. 🤣🤣
Always an amazing day when Nikki uploads
Taze myself? (Tazes) Aye!!!! 😂
Your editors on point fr
2:48 it’s the blackstreet boys 😂
I love the fact that you give us Navy guys a hard time.
Didn't know Nikko streamed on twitch!
The blackstreet boys 😂
Loved watching this live on Twitch and now seeing it on RUclips. You all need to see him live on Twitch!!! The best watch!!!
Hi Nikko I want to thank you for always putting out content some really hard times have come opon me and you have made them better
You can also use an eraser from a pencil for the radio equipment. To this day I refuse to spit, or as my mentor did.... lick... the comms gear.
Them green berets got that adrenachrome
The “WHOOA!!!L and then the “that’s gay!” Had me dead!
lol you know the back street boys got concealed😂
Yooooooo notifications coming in clutch
Hey man, I used to watch your videos before I joined, and now Im in. I understand everything more
Kendal is wearing pants that dont fit her......I mean they fit her.....shes just dressing like a nurse who likes to do tiktokdances during the pandemic.
Love the vids Nikko! I told NayNay to interrupt your vids like you interrupted her naps
25 second "smacks lips" Noice 😂
8:30 that is my 1 and only regret from my time in....didnt take enough pics now all i have is this fading TBI memory 😂😂
love u niko
"scan my cac and get away from me" im dying LMFAOO
The blackstreet boys 2:54
Love you niko
White dude on black guys shoulders, aka Master Blaster like in Mad Max Beyond 😂
I like the Apache load speakers lol they need to use that in war time lol
That part where thy were crossing the road. Thats a great recruiting video.
Love your content btw. And you should do a react on British army cadets. Army cadets is basically the army but for kindle minors. It's great.
9:42 The backwards hoodie prank would go crazy on this guy
You gotta admit that metallic click on the MGL is satisfying
Kendall pounders the name and poundings the game got me dead 😂😂😂
10:02 why would you ever actually punch a drill sergeant in the face, that's why we have our imaginations, no?!!!
bro thought it *was* his imagination
Correct. He probably thought he had a VR set on😂
Ownership or friendship is crazy😂😂
liked and shared before watching. I'm gonna be cancelled aren't I?......
Yep, the longer I'm watching, the more I'm regretting myself. :)
Love you Nikko!
Holy f*ck I haven't laughed so hard all year. Funny as bro.... Funny as
Scan my cac card and get tf away from me😂😂😂😂😂😂ahhh man the chair force thinks theyre tuff
hey niko just wanted to say i love your content and ive learned alot. im actually going to basic august 13th and ill be omw to becoming a ranger
10:32 me hoping I'm ugly enough that I'll be left alone when I join 😭
Thumbnail got me switchin’ sides
Shia is a good actor, hell, hes a great actor.
bro knew what he was doing with that thumbnail
Favorite is Blair Williams
I myself 1000% agree that not taking more pics with my boys was my biggest regret when i was in
fucking love your content nikko
the only appropriate song to be played with the apache is fortunate son
Security forces infantry 😂😂😂
Go Navy 🦅🇺🇸
I actually used to put both my feet backwards like that all the time I could still do it too😂
Torn every ligament in my left knee twice… that guy has to be studied!!
Oh shit. I served at Fort Campbell. 7 years. Every day was the best day ever. My favorite part was getting to run 4-8 miles every day. My knees hurt now. Ouch.
Lol I'm the "I thought the combat in the Marines would make me hard" meme. Thanks for sharing
Nikko I finally got twich only to watch u
Not the black-street boys 😂
Niko: the black backstreet boys
Me: The blackstreet boys 😂😂😅
I won't lie, that grande launcher is cool af
Even after being out the army for almost 20 years now. I miss some things about being there
5:52 SHE WAS IN MY TEXH SCHOOL LMAO
the blackstreet boys lol
I KNOW WHERE THAT NAVY GUY WAS!! IM CURRENTLY THERE HAHAHAHA
Hey Nikko I doubt u remember me but a while ago (like a little over a year) I said I was going to marine corps for basic training and you told me keep my head down and move with speed and intensity. Well I took that to heart and I wanted to let you know I made it to the fleet. Thank you for your advice brother. It really helped
Dang good for you
I agree Shia is a really really good actor.. from Disney to Fury
The guy with the feet brings a new meaning to about face
Yes attorney can i afford more child support 😂
Let's go new vid
Love from Qatar !
Gianna Michaels. IYKYK.
Jesus Reynolds and gosling? Can u imagine that love child?