Funniest Military Fails... Part 11

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @dumpy08
    @dumpy08 5 месяцев назад +501

    WHAT IS HARDER? YOU OR THE TREE YOU CRASHED IN WHEN SEEING THE THUMBNAIL

  • @johnnyt629
    @johnnyt629 5 месяцев назад +220

    Dude I took like 6 pictures on deployment not wanting to be that guy. Take the pictures, keep the memories

    • @dosnbrugliera4141
      @dosnbrugliera4141 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yea i Lost my camera. I kick myself everyday

    • @BeefbrothHD3L
      @BeefbrothHD3L 5 месяцев назад +5

      Remember the memories. To hell with the pictures.

    • @noodledajuice1114
      @noodledajuice1114 3 месяца назад +1

      I did the same shit. It's a regret I have. But, I was totally in the fucking moment.

    • @DocRobActual
      @DocRobActual 2 месяца назад

      Have/had similar stance. I think the good way is when you're taking pics/vids for yourself and the people with you, not for some imaginary audience. I did it for me and the people with me. Be cool when it's pics/vid taken for you and yours. Be cautious if it's for an audience that isn't you and yours.Take the pics to inform the memories.

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 5 месяцев назад +47

    "Grenade launcher thingie boom-boom" got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @awesomegumball14
    @awesomegumball14 5 месяцев назад +16

    Comment before 8:52 , Nikki is correct af. I have a dad who was in the AF during Desert Storm. He was an aircraft mechanic who I happily follow after somewhat. We went to Arizona to meet some military buddies and watched some old tapes from a VHS. We were very lucky to have that friend who was always seen with a camera recording videos. I can’t relate to my dad and his friend. But that was a really fun night watching my dad and his buddies partying in Turkey!

  • @leeclubb9299
    @leeclubb9299 5 месяцев назад +115

    just got to my first duty station last week, my first major purchase was to get my wife a German Shepherd puppy so that she wont notice the huge charge when I buy the gaming console LMFAO

    • @Landondavy
      @Landondavy 5 месяцев назад

      Bahahahah good one

    • @abelrivera4375
      @abelrivera4375 4 месяца назад

      Not even gonna lie, that's smart AF, taking notes...

    • @CBaller2020
      @CBaller2020 3 месяца назад +1

      As a female, I applaud you! My husband would do the same exact thing! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @stuntdevo
    @stuntdevo 5 месяцев назад +11

    0:28 seconds in NIKKO THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR YOU NOT SIMPING OVER CAKED UP GIRLS GOOD JOB!

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 5 месяцев назад +39

    Pole dancing with the branches

  • @JosieHolbein
    @JosieHolbein 5 месяцев назад +64

    0:25 GYATTTT SMASH

    • @Bluenighthaman
      @Bluenighthaman 5 месяцев назад +2

      i know right 😊

    • @buchinkyandslushy8558
      @buchinkyandslushy8558 5 месяцев назад

      That wasn't the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Dereinejunge178
      @Dereinejunge178 5 месяцев назад +2

      GYAT something in my Eye 🤑

    • @ChrisKay88
      @ChrisKay88 5 месяцев назад

      I have a sudden urge to join the military

    • @ghosthunter0404
      @ghosthunter0404 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ChrisKay88 definitely phsyops bro not worth it

  • @Adventure_Sender
    @Adventure_Sender 5 месяцев назад +41

    helll yeah love the military fails

    • @WDR8488
      @WDR8488 5 месяцев назад

      Why she got the biggest ass th

    • @Chico_FatCat
      @Chico_FatCat 5 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah brother

    • @nzbulax
      @nzbulax 5 месяцев назад

      who doesnt

  • @Dsdcain
    @Dsdcain 5 месяцев назад +44

    Like Mandatoryfunday says, "Live, laugh, toaster bath."

    • @FunkinWaggle
      @FunkinWaggle 4 месяца назад +1

      I need that sign for my bathroom

  • @a_spoon2822
    @a_spoon2822 5 месяцев назад +52

    1:26 thankfully the thing that the F-18 dropped was a drop tank but the way it fell it looked like napalm.

    • @Kaotik818
      @Kaotik818 5 месяцев назад +5

      thx for saying it, saw it and was like "why is he so worried"

    • @Necracudda
      @Necracudda 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, it’s just the drop tank… though I gotta say the AO’s or the AD’s are gonna get screamed at for this one 😂

    • @patmahomesisthegoat1622
      @patmahomesisthegoat1622 5 месяцев назад

      looks more like a buddy tank

  • @AC130J_Ghostrider_pilot
    @AC130J_Ghostrider_pilot 5 месяцев назад +8

    finally. the Apache's have loudspeakers.

  • @Donkey-Butter223
    @Donkey-Butter223 5 месяцев назад +26

    The Blackstreet Boys😂😂 2:45

    • @tridentuk6885
      @tridentuk6885 5 месяцев назад +5

      At least someone delivered. It was RIGHT THERE!

    • @reids1405
      @reids1405 4 месяца назад

      I was at boot camp with these guys. They all failed basic training.

  • @juniora_2750
    @juniora_2750 5 месяцев назад +27

    11:2 lana rhoades , riley reid, emily willis, Teanna Trump, autumn falls, violet myers, Angela white that’s the whole list😂

    • @SaltwaterRedneck1
      @SaltwaterRedneck1 5 месяцев назад +2

      My top 2 are Candy Love and Brooke Tilli

    • @jamesperez988
      @jamesperez988 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@SaltwaterRedneck1 Mine were Madison Ivy and Rachell Roxxx

    • @darkrevass7634
      @darkrevass7634 5 месяцев назад +3

      Sweetie Fox

    • @SaltwaterRedneck1
      @SaltwaterRedneck1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@darkrevass7634 Hell yeah

    • @qhughes4555
      @qhughes4555 4 месяца назад

      List is mid my guy

  • @Edi-to
    @Edi-to 5 месяцев назад +12

    Love the vids keep it up super funny aswell 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  5 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you edi! I’m doin my best to keep up now that I got a dog but the schedule is coming back! Lol

    • @tht_07kx100
      @tht_07kx100 5 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz love your content man, always makes my day better when you post a new vid. Kepp it up man!

  • @Alistila
    @Alistila 5 месяцев назад +7

    Nikko is showing his hispanic roots with that "Ay!"

  • @lexer2119
    @lexer2119 4 месяца назад +1

    4:33 snowdragon692 "OK HEAR ME OUT........ smash" absolutely killed me lmfao

  • @davidmengon694
    @davidmengon694 2 месяца назад +2

    Agree with biggest regret. Hard to show my kids what I’ve done when I was “too cool” for pictures.

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 5 месяцев назад +33

    At 9:46, whoever has it has either Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or ligament laxity. I have LL with my shoulders. My husband turns green when I turned them totally the other way.

  • @lilsleepy11324
    @lilsleepy11324 5 месяцев назад +9

    2:45 the Black street boys.

  • @country_bou
    @country_bou 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love your content Nikko keep up the good work

  • @Themuffinman1820
    @Themuffinman1820 5 месяцев назад +3

    8:30 that is my 1 and only regret from my time in....didnt take enough pics now all i have is this fading TBI memory 😂😂

  • @blakeshepherd6907
    @blakeshepherd6907 5 месяцев назад +2

    I like the Apache load speakers lol they need to use that in war time lol

  • @Vitalsyx
    @Vitalsyx 5 месяцев назад +7

    Niko twists everything he sees and somehow makes it better

  • @tilt3860
    @tilt3860 5 месяцев назад +1

    "scan my cac and get away from me" im dying LMFAOO

  • @guyhummel2847
    @guyhummel2847 5 месяцев назад +1

    Not just military guys, but every guy out there that gets their first lappy!!!😂😂😂

  • @manofweirdness7459
    @manofweirdness7459 5 месяцев назад +9

    Ik I'm down bad but we've GYATT to focus💀 0:25

  • @hunterwarner393
    @hunterwarner393 5 месяцев назад +4

    0:26 into the video and my eyes roll back into my head already hahah

  • @kylersmith80
    @kylersmith80 5 месяцев назад +4

    I was graduating when the recruit punched the SDI in the face, he tried to run after, we called him trackstar afterwords

    • @imnotme7538
      @imnotme7538 5 месяцев назад

      Yo funny seeing you here dude

  • @figmentfan81
    @figmentfan81 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved watching this live on Twitch and now seeing it on RUclips. You all need to see him live on Twitch!!! The best watch!!!

  • @TheSilmarallion
    @TheSilmarallion 2 месяца назад

    The regret for not taking pictures is so true.

  • @Incognito1786
    @Incognito1786 Месяц назад

    When I was sitting at the discharge unit in army basic, we had a guy show up who got into a physical fight with a drill sergeant. Dude beat the DS's ass, and ended up getting jumped on by 2-3 more DS's to restrain him. Dude said he told the DS to get out of his face or he was gonna beat him, and the DS just acted like dude wasn't gonna do shit and kept on. It was crazy.
    We had a tradition of making the new arrivals to the discharge unit wear the road guard vest (so they could stop traffic and we could cross roads), and that dude was the only new person who didn't have to wear it.

  • @JadaSammy4600
    @JadaSammy4600 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love you nikko you are hella funny all the timeee😂😂😂😂❤❤❤brooo this is just sooo funny I can’t stop laughing I thought I was going to choke on the air lol😂

  • @LYFSTYL.
    @LYFSTYL. 5 месяцев назад

    Love your content!! Hits home. A funny military brat version would be great too! Like living on base type shit or whatever you can create 🫡👍

  • @froztygaming4857
    @froztygaming4857 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thumbnail tho 👌. 🤣🤣

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 5 месяцев назад +1

    4’11”?? I had to be 5’2”! 😂😂

  • @Bueno5096
    @Bueno5096 5 месяцев назад +3

    I was in that ship when the plane dropped that. It's called a drop tank or a fuel tank. The dude recording said "back the fuck up then". It was the running joke for the deployment 😂 BTW it was on the 2019-2020 deployment on the USS Abraham Lincoln Lincoln

  • @tyshaft2155
    @tyshaft2155 5 месяцев назад +2

    bro got us to click so fast with the thumbnail, no regrets Nikko, well played.

  • @ashmash467
    @ashmash467 5 месяцев назад +1

    Taze myself? (Tazes) Aye!!!! 😂

  • @DarhkCrizzus
    @DarhkCrizzus 5 месяцев назад +3

    friendship or ownership bro! im dead lol

    • @mmorris2830
      @mmorris2830 5 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair... if they traded places, white bro would probably get crushed😅

  • @Berm_Blaster
    @Berm_Blaster 5 месяцев назад +3

    Didn't know Nikko streamed on twitch!

  • @unclescipio3136
    @unclescipio3136 5 месяцев назад +1

    I didn't realise the US military had such massive strategic cake reserves.

  • @ThunderCloudA54
    @ThunderCloudA54 5 месяцев назад

    Jesus the overhead arm claps and the y squat 😂😂😩😩

  • @JackTobben-yc8bs
    @JackTobben-yc8bs 5 месяцев назад

    Hi Nikko I want to thank you for always putting out content some really hard times have come opon me and you have made them better

  • @summersol5
    @summersol5 5 месяцев назад +1

    The way it ended. That was a lost in the first half. Crushed on 2nd half. Niko closer. Biiiiyyyyeeee.

  • @koredragon2833
    @koredragon2833 3 месяца назад

    That middle dropping from the jet was no joke

  • @dabo9016
    @dabo9016 4 месяца назад

    Used to be able to do the same trick with both feet before the accident. Everyone used to freak out in the room 🤣

  • @HarryTurnbull-pt8zw
    @HarryTurnbull-pt8zw 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love your content btw. And you should do a react on British army cadets. Army cadets is basically the army but for kindle minors. It's great.

  • @robertwilson958
    @robertwilson958 5 месяцев назад

    The “WHOOA!!!L and then the “that’s gay!” Had me dead!

  • @Randomstuff93551
    @Randomstuff93551 5 месяцев назад +3

    3:01 The black street boys 💀

  • @XxToy_SolderxX
    @XxToy_SolderxX 3 месяца назад

    niko - "the black backstreet boys"
    me - "the black street boys"

  • @Sml_kikebeans1234
    @Sml_kikebeans1234 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:48 it’s the blackstreet boys 😂

  • @johnhorton9637
    @johnhorton9637 5 месяцев назад +1

    Even after being out the army for almost 20 years now. I miss some things about being there

  • @Mybihbadnocap
    @Mybihbadnocap 5 месяцев назад

    Your editors on point fr

  • @Orangeboy-ln4re
    @Orangeboy-ln4re 5 месяцев назад

    8:52 great holes reference (ofc Nikko would get a reference from a movie about holes)

  • @DeanNinneman-cf1kd
    @DeanNinneman-cf1kd 4 месяца назад

    THE THUMBNAIL IS HILARIOUS YET ALSO THOSE CHEEKSXD

  • @BJJUSAF
    @BJJUSAF 5 месяцев назад +2

    White dude on black guys shoulders, aka Master Blaster like in Mad Max Beyond 😂

  • @DashBrawlStars1
    @DashBrawlStars1 5 месяцев назад

    Scan my cac card and get tf away from me😂😂😂😂😂😂ahhh man the chair force thinks theyre tuff

  • @revelation9125
    @revelation9125 5 месяцев назад +1

    The blackstreet boys 😂

  • @nate9133
    @nate9133 4 месяца назад

    love the content

  • @dancingkirby3591
    @dancingkirby3591 5 месяцев назад +1

    You can also use an eraser from a pencil for the radio equipment. To this day I refuse to spit, or as my mentor did.... lick... the comms gear.

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 5 месяцев назад

    Love the vids Nikko! I told NayNay to interrupt your vids like you interrupted her naps

  • @rush_17
    @rush_17 5 месяцев назад +6

    10:02 why would you ever actually punch a drill sergeant in the face, that's why we have our imaginations, no?!!!

    • @kurotoruk
      @kurotoruk 5 месяцев назад

      bro thought it *was* his imagination

    • @dylonpress7034
      @dylonpress7034 5 месяцев назад

      Correct. He probably thought he had a VR set on😂

  • @AlbertSteaminton
    @AlbertSteaminton 5 месяцев назад

    Hey man, I used to watch your videos before I joined, and now Im in. I understand everything more

  • @kylemaricle6114
    @kylemaricle6114 5 месяцев назад

    I love the fact that you give us Navy guys a hard time.

  • @SHANNENCOMBASS
    @SHANNENCOMBASS 4 месяца назад

    Nikko I love your vids
    And one day hope
    To see you in person

  • @yoinks5475
    @yoinks5475 Месяц назад

    🤣 bro said "AII"

  • @onegg04
    @onegg04 2 месяца назад

    Buying a gaming console?
    lol. Yep. My uncle was in the army in the 80s. He bought a NES.
    He gave it to me later on when I was a kid.
    Best part. I still have it. In its original packaging AND it still has the little sticky retail sticker “AAFES” at $159.

  • @anthonyflones6902
    @anthonyflones6902 4 месяца назад +1

    Nikko Ortiz is my favorite P-Star

  • @30augt6spring
    @30augt6spring 5 месяцев назад

    9:42 The backwards hoodie prank would go crazy on this guy

  • @ghilliegoat600
    @ghilliegoat600 5 месяцев назад

    lol you know the back street boys got concealed😂

  • @Roosterboy_00
    @Roosterboy_00 5 месяцев назад

    The black street boys 😂

  • @bmagada
    @bmagada 5 месяцев назад +4

    Kendal is wearing pants that dont fit her......I mean they fit her.....shes just dressing like a nurse who likes to do tiktokdances during the pandemic.

  • @todbringer5978
    @todbringer5978 5 месяцев назад

    Them green berets got that adrenachrome

  • @lills8181
    @lills8181 5 месяцев назад

    Makes my day when nikko uploads. You’re awesome bro

  • @joshy9464
    @joshy9464 5 месяцев назад

    You gotta admit that metallic click on the MGL is satisfying

  • @SammyDog-p3l
    @SammyDog-p3l 4 месяца назад +1

    Everybody like for nikko to do airsoft battle

  • @darkrevass7634
    @darkrevass7634 5 месяцев назад +1

    11:11 Sweetie Fox hands down❤

  • @Ali_Althani
    @Ali_Althani 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love from Qatar !

  • @101airbornedivision
    @101airbornedivision 5 месяцев назад +4

    Go Navy 🦅🇺🇸

  • @The_Succsessor
    @The_Succsessor 5 месяцев назад

    Ownership or friendship is crazy😂😂

  • @jjgovernale
    @jjgovernale 5 месяцев назад

    Lol I'm the "I thought the combat in the Marines would make me hard" meme. Thanks for sharing

  • @Wobblenuts
    @Wobblenuts 5 месяцев назад

    I thought the same thing during my first enlistment, I barely have any photos. Second time around I took a lot lol. Heavy regrets.

  • @akemiryuko4714
    @akemiryuko4714 5 месяцев назад

    10:32 me hoping I'm ugly enough that I'll be left alone when I join 😭

  • @willmccall5827
    @willmccall5827 5 месяцев назад

    Niko: the black backstreet boys
    Me: The blackstreet boys 😂😂😅

  • @xw1ngnutsx952
    @xw1ngnutsx952 5 месяцев назад +1

    liked and shared before watching. I'm gonna be cancelled aren't I?......
    Yep, the longer I'm watching, the more I'm regretting myself. :)
    Love you Nikko!

    • @xw1ngnutsx952
      @xw1ngnutsx952 5 месяцев назад

      Holy f*ck I haven't laughed so hard all year. Funny as bro.... Funny as

  • @GIBBZZ.45
    @GIBBZZ.45 5 месяцев назад

    That part where thy were crossing the road. Thats a great recruiting video.

  • @tortoiseshell6666
    @tortoiseshell6666 3 месяца назад +1

    1:39 its actually a fuel tank nothing would happen 😂 unless it hits the propeller than itll just release the fuel into the water

  • @geraldguthrie7394
    @geraldguthrie7394 5 месяцев назад

    Kendall pounders the name and poundings the game got me dead 😂😂😂

  • @thatguyspivs
    @thatguyspivs 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Nikko I doubt u remember me but a while ago (like a little over a year) I said I was going to marine corps for basic training and you told me keep my head down and move with speed and intensity. Well I took that to heart and I wanted to let you know I made it to the fleet. Thank you for your advice brother. It really helped

  • @sgtrickards5683
    @sgtrickards5683 5 месяцев назад

    Oh shit. I served at Fort Campbell. 7 years. Every day was the best day ever. My favorite part was getting to run 4-8 miles every day. My knees hurt now. Ouch.

  • @sterlinggecko3269
    @sterlinggecko3269 2 месяца назад

    I knew a dude in the Navy that had that reservist gut, but he did the dash for cash like Usain Bolt while smoking a cigarette

  • @OpenWater_Fishing
    @OpenWater_Fishing 5 месяцев назад

    The video about claiming disability. That dude is in my unit😂

  • @SWAFanPilot
    @SWAFanPilot 5 месяцев назад

    Always an amazing day when Nikki uploads

  • @Burneddoh1
    @Burneddoh1 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:36 THAT'S THE FUCKIN FUEL TANK THING BRO😭😭(f/A-18 super hornet)

  • @stevenk5152
    @stevenk5152 5 месяцев назад

    I myself 1000% agree that not taking more pics with my boys was my biggest regret when i was in

  • @mrs_l_samich8449
    @mrs_l_samich8449 Месяц назад

    Had me at a sep radio 🤣🤌🏻🫴🏻

  • @L1ght705
    @L1ght705 5 месяцев назад

    hey niko just wanted to say i love your content and ive learned alot. im actually going to basic august 13th and ill be omw to becoming a ranger

  • @kelvaris1
    @kelvaris1 2 месяца назад

    After they court martial you, they take away all your stuff and you wear PT clothes for 8 weeks while you wait to be processed.

  • @yeshuaislord7773
    @yeshuaislord7773 5 месяцев назад

    I actually used to put both my feet backwards like that all the time I could still do it too😂