Funniest Military Fails... Part 12

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @liviubita4238
    @liviubita4238 2 месяца назад +176

    That tazed girl got them airbags already deployed.

    • @HoustonReed-fy1hv
      @HoustonReed-fy1hv 2 месяца назад +8

      Giddy giddy

    • @FeralRabbit
      @FeralRabbit Месяц назад +2

      From the thumbnail I thought we were going motorboating. 😞

  • @matthewhall7976
    @matthewhall7976 2 месяца назад +138

    8:28
    "Raging perverts"
    Really Nikko???.. it takes one to know one..😂😂😂

  • @MrSnailv2
    @MrSnailv2 2 месяца назад +26

    Interveiwer: "so what makes you think your the best for this janitor position?"
    Army: "you ever moped rain?"

    • @texasdad2372
      @texasdad2372 2 месяца назад +1

      Ever swept the dirt clean? lol

  • @1sttimegunowner
    @1sttimegunowner 2 месяца назад +78

    She got the heavies

  • @bugsysnaps1838
    @bugsysnaps1838 2 месяца назад +27

    “We kiss sometimes” had me on fire 😂😂😂

  • @eman_98
    @eman_98 2 месяца назад +20

    That snow got them pillows

  • @mrbigw100
    @mrbigw100 2 месяца назад +14

    2:42 Nikko went navy on us for a second with at grip 😂

  • @jasonstephens8131
    @jasonstephens8131 2 месяца назад +15

    First one, 20 bucks says barracks bunny

  • @Deadpoolandender
    @Deadpoolandender 2 месяца назад +36

    “What the sigma “ got me

  • @lovefunbeer
    @lovefunbeer 2 месяца назад +42

    Great now my 4 year old is screaming ButtyCheeks 😂

  • @Brother8237
    @Brother8237 24 дня назад +1

    2:30 he some kinda “special” forces, that’s for sure 😂

  • @SGT_R0CK_JR
    @SGT_R0CK_JR 2 месяца назад +5

    Bro walking with the flag was a helldiver.

  • @aegrisomnia
    @aegrisomnia 2 месяца назад +10

    Every marine is a rifle man.
    Every marine is also a janitor

  • @tgafire87
    @tgafire87 2 месяца назад +3

    Nikko knows how to get them clicks. 🔥

  • @angel_cheon-sa
    @angel_cheon-sa 2 месяца назад +6

    3:00 I didn't know bunnies enlisted... she's got the headlights on and everything.

  • @king_slayer479
    @king_slayer479 2 месяца назад +5

    Girl at the beginning has some fucking cannons

  • @hillbilly645
    @hillbilly645 2 месяца назад +15

    2:00 brothas a super soldier

  • @jessepipes
    @jessepipes 2 месяца назад +5

    Kickflip.. IN DRESS SHOES?! that's crazyyy

  • @triggerdude
    @triggerdude 2 месяца назад +6

    Damn she stacked

    • @Thawhitestguyeva
      @Thawhitestguyeva 2 месяца назад

      You know the black guys in her platoon were all volunteering to hold her up so they could grab her tit

  • @exiledjester2891
    @exiledjester2891 2 месяца назад +2

    A Nikko video a day keeps the depression away

  • @RattyInTheVoid
    @RattyInTheVoid 2 месяца назад +3

    Holding the first girls wrist so she cant grab anything.. like that one video

  • @austinchase2003
    @austinchase2003 2 месяца назад +1

    When I was in basic and they called lights out, everyone just started farting and laughing. Even on TDYs!! Them MREs f up your stomach!!! It’s funny though!!😂😂

  • @Kinganimation95
    @Kinganimation95 2 месяца назад +28

    He was like I got to cover her big forehead

  • @bronzerh1454
    @bronzerh1454 2 месяца назад +1

    Keep grinding Nikko I love to see the military content

  • @arthur3739
    @arthur3739 2 месяца назад +3

    7:09 ahh quick edit jump scare

  • @SaguaroStash
    @SaguaroStash 2 месяца назад +3

    Hahaha “stfu private do push ups” 😂😂😂

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 2 месяца назад +2

    Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @JamieMcCloskey
    @JamieMcCloskey 2 месяца назад +1

    1:30 she's the last chair Bender

  • @JacobEmbree-f4w
    @JacobEmbree-f4w 2 месяца назад

    that dude who was doing the MRT thing is named Rodney Norman and is a Marine. Super positive dude and hilarious.

  • @Cyro2322
    @Cyro2322 2 месяца назад

    i love how these videos are getting funnier and funnier the longer i'm in the military

  • @galaxyheart5555
    @galaxyheart5555 Месяц назад

    0:58 "Your injury was no service related"

  • @wulfseig1864
    @wulfseig1864 2 месяца назад +1

    Thanks Nikko. Needed the laugh and energy.

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin 2 месяца назад +1

    2:34
    Bro 100% lost a bet.

  • @shanesmith8336
    @shanesmith8336 2 месяца назад

    Ex Australian Army, my god the stories lol, civilians have NO idea, great vid just found you gunna sub, this shit brings back good and bad memories.

  • @Justin_Saves
    @Justin_Saves 2 месяца назад

    Hahaha! Killed it! 🤘😝🤙
    Thank you Nikko

  • @BRITISHFURY_1664
    @BRITISHFURY_1664 2 месяца назад +1

    I suggest reacting to royal marines, paras and the pathfinders.
    They're badass!

  • @redgeneral5792
    @redgeneral5792 4 дня назад

    1:21 She needs like 5 parachutes if she's in Airborne.

  • @NorthWestKings
    @NorthWestKings 2 месяца назад

    That dude coughing loud as sht tryna clear his throat is 100% me lmao

  • @Cheebie_108
    @Cheebie_108 2 месяца назад +2

    6:47 yeahhh 🎶

  • @reggienotorious6824
    @reggienotorious6824 2 месяца назад +2

    7:31 who yall kidding yall dont kiss yall touch tips

  • @peachesnmulder
    @peachesnmulder 2 месяца назад +1

    Nico's got some crazy Insurance on his microphones.

  • @momma2thewilds88
    @momma2thewilds88 2 месяца назад +5

    In the past, I knew if a man came in the club who was in the Military, I knew they were spending every dollar in their bank and falling in love 😂😂

    • @WynnOn3
      @WynnOn3 2 месяца назад

      Was you near fort Leonard wood or ft sam

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 2 месяца назад

    1:03 look! i can see theyre parachutes... theyre ok!

  • @VynSnow
    @VynSnow 2 месяца назад

    That cough is boot is so true, you got that black mold cough going. And it's not service related when your lungs are shit lol.

  • @opticlezprime
    @opticlezprime 2 месяца назад

    Niko upload at work goes hardddd! Lets goo!

  • @maplecakez
    @maplecakez 2 месяца назад

    9:42. Caught the stream. Now here I am. I waited for the video.

  • @cloverleafkeef
    @cloverleafkeef 2 месяца назад

    In like 5 videos homie is going to have an AT4 shell just sitting in the backround jchillin 😂

  • @Mrplast1kma
    @Mrplast1kma 13 дней назад

    damn, David Goggins out here j-walking

  • @Ferretts89
    @Ferretts89 2 месяца назад

    coughing in boot camp is the realest thing ive ever heard

  • @pamuhla
    @pamuhla 2 месяца назад

    6:00 i can smell that room.

  • @Steven-mv2bv
    @Steven-mv2bv Месяц назад

    4:06 Bro just Uber the CA (LA) traffic and you’ll be fine.

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 2 месяца назад

    3:50 me 4 weeks ago. green phlegm AND blood. i was coughing up christmas colors

  • @TH_big_tasty_7
    @TH_big_tasty_7 2 месяца назад +2

    Love you Nikko

  • @FWleader
    @FWleader 2 месяца назад

    Had a housemate in college who bought a used "cheeks assembly" on craigslist and then later sold it even more used. Tried to sell/loan it to us roomies before reselling it, naturally.

  • @nathangeske9513
    @nathangeske9513 2 месяца назад

    5:29 right after this was said I got the ig channel notification that a video dropped lmao

  • @caleb0peyton
    @caleb0peyton 2 месяца назад

    2:30 He for sure lost a bet bro

  • @DTex.45ACP
    @DTex.45ACP 2 месяца назад +1

    Zach rocks!

  • @eggos5074
    @eggos5074 2 месяца назад

    the one with all the branches gear looks like something my dad would have done to me if I insulted the military.

  • @TSA595
    @TSA595 2 месяца назад

    Almost joined the south african army. Showed my parents ur vid and they dont want me going there anymore

  • @Տcotty
    @Տcotty Месяц назад

    tazed girl would bounce right back up

  • @zakkusgaming
    @zakkusgaming 2 месяца назад

    7:30 - knock on the barracks door, I answer. It's SSG 'I waited until 1800 to dispatch my vehicle" needing me to come BACK to the motorpool. Me, Spc. T telling SSG, "Negative..." holds u beer, "it's beer-thirty and you know the rules," and closing my door.

  • @21trademark
    @21trademark 2 месяца назад

    Resiliency training just makes you wanna do what it tells you not to do

  • @Azrael713
    @Azrael713 2 месяца назад

    6:58 i saw that cut Nikko

  • @Bikingtraildadventure
    @Bikingtraildadventure 2 месяца назад

    Oh my gid I love this content

  • @hookhandmcgeedank6980
    @hookhandmcgeedank6980 2 месяца назад

    06:45 can confirm that’s true

  • @juangranados8693
    @juangranados8693 2 месяца назад

    Yooo you are a pro janitor 🎉 I still clean with socks on my hands ✋️

  • @MichaelaDavanzo-zb2bx
    @MichaelaDavanzo-zb2bx 2 месяца назад

    🤣👏 hilarious Everytime.

  • @mmorris2830
    @mmorris2830 2 месяца назад

    Bro... the real question is "Why dont you have an AT4 shell already?"

  • @not-much8426
    @not-much8426 2 месяца назад

    We need brutally honest channel back

  • @smeekma
    @smeekma 2 месяца назад

    As sick as that kickflip was, I was cringing about scuffing the low quarters

  • @Jor-El-Earth1
    @Jor-El-Earth1 2 месяца назад

    Gona get that sweet brass plaque on that AT-4. Oh ya baby. Oh ya. 10 years later...ATF: "WTF are you doing with a rocket launcher? Bob get the handcuffs." 6 months later and $60,000 in legal fees to prove it's just a fiberglass shell. Go USA! Yippy!!!

  • @NarutoGokupackgod
    @NarutoGokupackgod 2 месяца назад

    0:20 average Navy squad💀

  • @yaNasTy
    @yaNasTy 2 месяца назад

    me OR-4 allways making myself extremly small if my superior wanted some Volunteers xD

  • @Demolition_Frog
    @Demolition_Frog Месяц назад

    10:36 javelin, you’ll have to sell your kidney but it’s worth

    • @MelordJenkins
      @MelordJenkins 28 дней назад

      Wait what? Are you suggesting a javelin? Even though it’s not a disposable launcher? I’m confused 😅

    • @Demolition_Frog
      @Demolition_Frog 26 дней назад

      @@MelordJenkins it isn't disposable but with out a rocket it could work as a wall trophie

    • @MelordJenkins
      @MelordJenkins 25 дней назад +1

      @@Demolition_Frog Wall trophy for sure, it’s definitely gonna need to be de-milled 😂😂

  • @TheGingerBreadMan1987
    @TheGingerBreadMan1987 2 месяца назад

    That thumbnail got me feelin feelings

  • @samuelbrockert9670
    @samuelbrockert9670 2 месяца назад +1

    Love your vids

  • @nathanrowe1542
    @nathanrowe1542 2 месяца назад

    1:57 I feel like I know what this is 😂

  • @NarutoGokupackgod
    @NarutoGokupackgod 2 месяца назад

    4:23 at least we have a bigger one then an average

  • @poopymcface9792
    @poopymcface9792 2 месяца назад +1

    First girl is rocking those heavies

  • @AngelCastillo-dg7ju
    @AngelCastillo-dg7ju 2 месяца назад

    Nikko you are great.

  • @Envixener
    @Envixener 2 месяца назад

    My dad was a marine now a janitor 😂

  • @BenWicks-pw1tu
    @BenWicks-pw1tu 2 месяца назад

    True the traffic in California 😂😂

  • @jemuzu6626
    @jemuzu6626 2 месяца назад

    8:40
    anyone remember the cashapp money glitch?
    that's probably where that $6k debt came from lol

  • @Striker9
    @Striker9 2 месяца назад

    I can't stand traffic in my small town. I sure as hell wouldn't drive in California lol

  • @largebills337
    @largebills337 2 месяца назад

    Tactical
    Heavies
    In
    Combat
    Clothing.
    😍

  • @OSO-p6w
    @OSO-p6w 2 месяца назад

    YO NIKKO POSTED

  • @Anna_Sugar
    @Anna_Sugar 2 месяца назад

    You should make longer videos :)

  • @gabe7120
    @gabe7120 2 месяца назад +1

    6:27 cascada ftw

  • @ArcticHorizon
    @ArcticHorizon 2 месяца назад +1

    "everyone's in college" why did you join the military after high school if you could have gotten a scholarship and still join the mil after???

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 2 месяца назад

    Pole dancing with the branches

  • @SavolaxMitsu
    @SavolaxMitsu 2 месяца назад +2

    7:45: Torille!

  • @joewillows4223
    @joewillows4223 2 месяца назад

    Sick vids keep it up boss 🤙🏻

  • @andycopland3179
    @andycopland3179 2 месяца назад

    I jumped a PC mk1 from the 60's. Now that statement isn't odd on it's own, but it was 2010 and I was bored.

  • @Craigy4488
    @Craigy4488 2 месяца назад

    that 7:09 mark though LOL

  • @Prettyboi691
    @Prettyboi691 2 месяца назад

    I was in the live for this video!

  • @Lucky_Banana.
    @Lucky_Banana. 2 месяца назад

    Don't mess up the cuddle line

  • @Gaia_the_Fox
    @Gaia_the_Fox 2 месяца назад

    You should react to “When officers attack their partners”

  • @JediKnight-404
    @JediKnight-404 2 месяца назад

    New nikko vid let's goo

  • @codyrice4290
    @codyrice4290 20 дней назад

    Might as well do smash or pass with nikko