In germany we have a saying: "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Soldaten Pünklichkeit, nur der Sanitäter kommt 10 minuten später", which translates too: "5 mins before the time is the Soldiers punctuality, only the Medic comes 10 minutes later"
I have a smart side and dumb side when i want to be dumb my marine corps starts to come out, my significant other was upstairs doing her hair and i ended up walking up the stairs like the grudge while screaming like smeagle 'MY PRECIOUS"
Bruh the sleeping bag shit for real though. I'll talk to like new people and shit about any field ops and shit or their mct and theyll be like yeah it sucked we had two person tents. blows my mind during Mct i just used a shitty ranger roll and my field ops my sleeping bag and tarp
Had a buddy who would call the new Junior sailors, "Ducklings." He'd make them follow him around and occasionally have them quack and let them know how dumb they were. They're traumatized, and now happy he PCS'd. Good times, fun times.
To answer your question Nikko in Australian Infantry we called the new guys lids. An acronym. Live In Degenerate (if you were single you had to live on base for one year)😁
I don’t make it as fast anymore because I’m studying for my National Registry Cognitive Test for Basic EMT. If we don’t pass, then we have to wait 15 days in between attempts.
What the hell happened to the Canvas Shelter Halves that our grandfathers used in Korea and you needed a Battle Buddy to make a shitty tent with no floor 😂
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Potential life threatening event
Nikko: Aww the parachutes are kissing
Exactly where my mind goes 😏
😂
"The Supreme Leader is WISE!" lol just had me dieing
Dying
@@Universal_panda dyeing
@@geoffrey6000 diying*
"them socks have served their country' is WILD
My father flew the Boeing CH-47 Chinook for 20 years and the second he saw the osprey he retired before it came into service.
Niko deserves an award for being so funny
Tk troopers wild
TROOPER WHY ARENT YOU AT YOUR POST?!
@@lucaswaddles6521 yeah he needs to get back to guard duty
Pole dancing with the branches
In germany we have a saying: "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Soldaten Pünklichkeit, nur der Sanitäter kommt 10 minuten später", which translates too: "5 mins before the time is the Soldiers punctuality, only the Medic comes 10 minutes later"
Then there’s me - 30 minutes early!
Shorty at 9:40 makes me wanna enlist so I also can "just pass BootCamp, go home, go to the local bar and get some b-"
1:30
Me: THAT’s COLOr GuArD (inhale’s dramatically)
-Hey dude! Can I borrow your socks? Mine broke...
-Sure! They are standind next to boots xD
11:24 Them Socks abt tp pop a Salute!
"Oh sh** Big Booty general" had me crying
The job reference bit had me laughing myself into a nosebleed. Frickin Theo Von, man 🤣
The best job ever
Nikko just says smash to any lady in uniform 😂 them Barracks bunny's changed him for life😂😂
Did he say helicockter? 😂😂😂
7:40 FNG - F***ing New Guy
I mean this and the "branches" shorts are what you watch Nikko for.
On submarines we called the new guys NUBs (Non Useful Body)
That last one tho 😂😂😂 those socks are at attention
wasnt that coast guard playing with string?
Can you watch and talk about the difference from airsoft to real battlefields layout wise
I have a smart side and dumb side when i want to be dumb my marine corps starts to come out, my significant other was upstairs doing her hair and i ended up walking up the stairs like the grudge while screaming like smeagle 'MY PRECIOUS"
That osprey one hit too close 😂
8:00 Not Navy with the cropped tie up shirt LMAO
0:16 pfffft 😂 that's too funny. My dad is a paratrooper and has new knees, hips and one ankle from it ❤
So true, just showing up 15 minutes early to things will set you apart.
Hell...the NCO's beat us BECAUSE they love us :D
Cap lil bro
@@peggykenkel4911Look at the guy's profile lil guy
The same way they show their wives love.
0:11 dude got that Wilhelm scream
8:18 Nikko did you notice how Navy is dressed? 😂
You should do a military bingo
funny as ever nikoo XD , keep rockin ma bruthaa
The socks got me 😂
Nikko you are fucking hilarious bro💯💯💯😂😂😂😂
They got tents on their tents
Dude Imma keep saying this but I am so happy your EASd haha. You unfiltered is absolutely amazing
This makes me want to join so I can get on a Niko vid 😂😂
A young 1SG with just airborne 😅
Pigs are flying cause nikko is posting daily 🎉🎉
Even bros socks stood on business
A devil may have broke her cervix, but I doubt her heart
I love you Niko you the best fr fr
Hey you with the face always gets a good reaction
5:40 is literally what nikko wants to do sometimes
As long as those socks aren't shattering, they are still good to go.
They started issuing tents around 1
2012...i didnt realize i had one till they read it out during a inspectin 😂😂
Love ya Brother!
not the colorgaurd rifle 😭😭
Nikko is my comfort YT.
Niko we also need more branches videos do like reaction videos with coast guard and navy
Man we got wild in the berthing area after being out at sea for more then 2weeks
bro is the most unhinged creator and I'm here for it
Nikko always down bad. Are we sure he's not a marine?
“The steps they took “ meaning who they stepped on.
Good video man keep up the work 👍
This has me dying 😂
the guy in Panda Express broke out the knife hand he was in serious trouble...
JO's be doin that
amazing video as allways. btw do you have any footage from you when you served and if yes can you do a video about it?
How was your deployment: these never fu%$ing seen them in there life 😂😂😂
Bruh the sleeping bag shit for real though. I'll talk to like new people and shit about any field ops and shit or their mct and theyll be like yeah it sucked we had two person tents. blows my mind during Mct i just used a shitty ranger roll and my field ops my sleeping bag and tarp
3:49 she was on the mesa verde when I was on it for deployment this year
new recruits were all called FNG's
Going wild 0:50 in like that. Lmao. But also true
8:40, we did not get tents in mct
great video as always!
bro i just join the army as a 15y and im scared now
Thanks!
1:42 how they all just be jumping
Had a buddy who would call the new Junior sailors, "Ducklings." He'd make them follow him around and occasionally have them quack and let them know how dumb they were. They're traumatized, and now happy he PCS'd. Good times, fun times.
For us it was Petiford and he acted like he "caught a mouse" but he'd twist the beans over the frank for extra shock value.
The clip where it mentioned climbing the Herndon means he's at the Naval Academy.
Not boot camp.
Those socks have seen some shist. Pray for the socks.
My grandfather was a colonel in the Marines, and he didn’t even acknowledge me, his 1st grandchild 😂
YESSSSS MILITARY FAILS ON TOP BRUH 😂👊🏻
yo nikko, make a video on civil air patrol
11:25 What would happen if you wore those socks to the field? 💀Imagine the noises...
3:53🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
IYKYK
To answer your question Nikko in Australian Infantry we called the new guys lids. An acronym. Live In Degenerate (if you were single you had to live on base for one year)😁
Best military advice an nco can give to new recruits...
Be like Goku
Cause Sgt Mj, be in the bushes and trees watching for boot to leave and get hauled back to day 1.
Rip socks
9:35 "This guy just passed bootcamp..." Even better bro, he's a 4th Class midshipman
(freshman in college). Probably not even under contract yet.
@8:42 yeah, that's Fort Irwin........ my uncle was a tank operator and went into tank engineering there after his service.
Lol when your sock stand at attention better then you do
bk day zero is crazy, had a guy get a hefty fine over a subway footlong in Basic, dont rembember how high up there but def in the triple digits
@6:54 This was here at Meade xD apparently the civilian was being rude to the Panda Express staff and Maj was not having tht shit
There was a female Asian Marine in our squadron who got a tattoo saying 'Made in China'.
I don’t make it as fast anymore because I’m studying for my National Registry Cognitive Test for Basic EMT. If we don’t pass, then we have to wait 15 days in between attempts.
"HELLI-COCKTER"😂
Good briefing
bro i probably did a box rotation with you homie
What the hell happened to the Canvas Shelter Halves that our grandfathers used in Korea and you needed a Battle Buddy to make a shitty tent with no floor 😂
@5:20 Nikko how do I create as much content as you and optimize it for pumping it out efficiently
Hi Niko love the vids
1:25 why bro why😭😭😭
Im only here while I wait for chanel to drop new content
I love the vids but they are always too short
Under 23 but changed to one day
That's not a butt plug, that's a therian/furry animal tail