I haven't served in 12 years and haven't thought about any convoy shit at all, but seeing the sedan mid convoy had me triggered as fuck without any notice lol.
5:26 Exchanging gunfire on deployment: F E A R L E S S Spider little-spoonin' in your tent: R E A L F E A R Love your content, man! Always makes me smile. Smash, fr.
@@Joebomaisyomama no they are swiss the german they speak is clearly from there so is the gun and the camo noting there is german its all swiss as a german you can hear it imidiatly
"The Air Force gets to work from home?!?" - ... Well yeah. Nikko I thought you knew this. Non-essential personnel get to stay home during inclement weather. I got to spend nearly an entire month at home playing Skyrim when it first came out because there was a blizzard and they didn't want Airmen driving on unsafe roads.
Yeah, the "super hard edition" was just referring to the fact that her medic uniform is obviously the wrong size for that dog. That doggo is clearly too short for that jacket.
Not in my Navy, Shipmate. Shipmate, let's have a chat... What I've never understood is the LONE FKING SAILOR, at Boot Camp, IS WEARING FKING ARMY GLOVES!!
So we are going to ignore the full size mattress behind NIKO, he will say it's for his pup to lay on, well peanut butter and crayons r marines aphrodisiac , and that bed looks to fit a Nikko and a marine, because if u remember Daddy used marine as a dog.
I stay away from the convoys as much as possible because I've heard to many accident report stories from LARs. I live near JBLM & visit Yakima at least a few times a year.
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1:17 That's the squirrel that threw the acorn on the cop car
He set up that sham for his buddy in the car so he could get paid. Well, after a little PTSD.
Show respect that squirrel has ten years in
1:23 even the animals are patriotic
I haven't served in 12 years and haven't thought about any convoy shit at all, but seeing the sedan mid convoy had me triggered as fuck without any notice lol.
Marines: Ohh rah
Army: Rah
Navy: *Moans*
SF: Potato
Coast Guard: Yayyyy!
Now I’m Australian, when I heard about the Iranian President dying I was like “I think the Americans might have had something to do with this”
NOW?
What were you before being Australian?
I mean... I think the helicopter was made in the US... in like the 1960s...
Fun fact the CIA has a base in Australia called “Pine Gap” and its located near Alice Springs it helps guide missiles ☺
@@Porsche.911. Ik, I headed about pine gap. Your pine gap theory is actually believable and reasonable
Private Kitten is ready to serve the nation. Just give him/her a quick nap and he/she will catch all the mice hiding around the base.
Bring back Ship Cats.
Bro was scared to misgender a cat
5:26
Exchanging gunfire on deployment: F E A R L E S S
Spider little-spoonin' in your tent: R E A L F E A R
Love your content, man! Always makes me smile. Smash, fr.
😂😂😂
0:25 Swiss military memes sre the best
That was German military and were speaking German
@@JoebomaisyomamaSwiss camo and they speak german in switzerland aswell.
@@Joebomaisyomama I am swiss and can confirm they are aswell.
@@Joebomaisyomama no they are swiss
the german they speak is clearly from there so is the gun and the camo noting there is german its all swiss
as a german you can hear it imidiatly
@@Joebomaisyomama thats where your wrong :) those are swiss dudes
"The Air Force gets to work from home?!?" - ... Well yeah. Nikko I thought you knew this. Non-essential personnel get to stay home during inclement weather. I got to spend nearly an entire month at home playing Skyrim when it first came out because there was a blizzard and they didn't want Airmen driving on unsafe roads.
I’m a civilian and even I know that the military tells YOU where to go and not the other way around
I can’t help but just laugh so much when Niko screams and make’s jokes 😂🎉😅❤
Nikko always knows when I’m boutta relax and watch some shit😂 love seeing the “1hr ago, 3hrs ago”
That squirrel is more patriotic than most college kids….
sad that you think the college (not collage you potato) kids aren't patriotic.
💯
You mean 'college', right?
@@itsjustme8947 yes college is what I wrote but my phone was obviously offended so it changed it ….. thanks for the correction
@@3SIXTYPROD autocorrect works about as well as tesla's autodrive, but with fewer fatalities...
0:27 i just died a little. Thats a swiss army dude
Perfect time nikko, was just about to eat some food and was looking for a video to watch.
I died when you smacked that mic hard😂
Space force says, "GROOOOOT!!!"
0:27 that’s the Swiss army. Some people like to have some fun during their mandatory service.
The military either has no supervision and fucks around all day or shits their pants because their Drill Sergeant told them not to move at 4 am
That poor damn spider... Little sister was trying to keep those snakes outta your boots.
Just got home from school and nikko posted..My mood changed I’m happy now thanks nikko
Homeless infantry “Same Same but difffffrent”
Pvt. Squirrel thank you for your service, plus the cheap uniforms.
2:10 had me dieing
“Womp Womp”
"Ihr Seitenspiegel ist kaputt"😂😂
2:30 Nikko, the dog was changing outfits/accessories with her. The dog is the one that stays home and the woman is the medic. Lmao 🤣
Yeah, the "super hard edition" was just referring to the fact that her medic uniform is obviously the wrong size for that dog. That doggo is clearly too short for that jacket.
I absolutely love Nikko's demonstrations! Thanks for making all our days better!💙
Cannot. Stop. Binge. Watching.
Bro I love these fails bro I can’t wait for next vid 🎉🎉😂
Nikko, I just made food, ate it, and pouted because there wasn't a new video. THEN 30 MINUTES LATER YOU POST 😂
Dude it's always so cool to learn all the niche things when you explain the behaviors. Appreciate ya
Nikko the stinking goat! Gotta love his vids! Love your comedy brother!!!❤️❤️❤️
This ist the SWISS ARMI BRO !!!
Yes the Navy can have their hands in their pockets as long as it doesn't violate safety procedures.
Love the Marine Corps mouser in training.
space force says "live long and prosper"
I look forward to the military/gun tiktok vids from niko
love your vids bro. helped me in some real dark times.
It is Swiss army in the second clip
as always love the content!
nikko, you always post videos right as i'm about to start homework. i blame my bad grades on you lmfao
Bro your content is golden 💯 🗣 🗣 🔥
This is about to be a w vid i can already tell
Nikko gone straight now
I love your videos nikko.
Love the vids just wish they were longer!
Good ole fort Polk!! Was stationed there to
Nikko you the goat
LETS GO MR ORTIZZZZ
Idk who editor is, but they're getting good. The stay at home medic bit had me rollin' when the rain cut hit 😂🤣😂🤣
Hi I love your videos and it's my birthday day
Happy birthday day
Just in case anyone is wondering, the Navy announced recently that Sailors are allowed to put their hands in their pockets.
Not in my Navy, Shipmate. Shipmate, let's have a chat...
What I've never understood is the LONE FKING SAILOR, at Boot Camp, IS WEARING FKING ARMY GLOVES!!
lol my boy is back!!!! ❤ luv u bro not gay
Love your videos
Stay at home medic? Oh God, don't let Nick find out. (The Fat Electrician)
Military memes are like unvaced kids. They never get old
You make me laugh after a bad day
That second vid though... Swiss army schenanigans, speaking that god awful swiss-german hahahaha.
Nikko is awesome
hii i love ur vids! ur so funny
1:23) "Ahmericah!" HAHAHAH
58 minutes I love you nikko
Airman here all the Air Force medics I know are never home
9:02 Nikko sounding like Hannibal Lecter
THE NAVY CAN NOW DO Hands in Pockets 🎉🎉🎉
The Navy can in fact put our hands in our packets now, and have the most relaxed tattoo standards
It's funny how nikko said he would start robbing people, I'm about to that point with my job😂😂😂
7:11 They say "cannonbaaaall"
Military fails never get old just like dead baby jokes.
So we are going to ignore the full size mattress behind NIKO, he will say it's for his pup to lay on, well peanut butter and crayons r marines aphrodisiac , and that bed looks to fit a Nikko and a marine, because if u remember Daddy used marine as a dog.
When the drill sergeant is talking but your too busy then he said to you to repeat what he said
what do you mean theres no first class
got me bro
also keep making videos nikko u funny af
The Air Force has mica 😅
I slapped my phone so hard when the chair force had their hands in their pockets
I stay away from the convoys as much as possible because I've heard to many accident report stories from LARs. I live near JBLM & visit Yakima at least a few times a year.
Need a smash or pass military edition from nikko
The spaceforce says NASAH!!!
I can. Feel that fist fall
Niko you should make reactions to military colleges
whoever Batwoman's man is, I hope the Drill SGTs find that shit and play it
😢🤣 my girl just said is he in a boy band from the 90’s? What’s up with his hair. 🤣🤣
😂 the squirrel
We love -you nikko- your mom nikko!
Regs. Boot marks in a corner where people would spray the parade gloss Tremclad black.
Bros wonderful
And I love nikko
Had home town recruiting. Siesta key beach was not it in 2010. 2 weeks and not a soul joined. They were happy
the hot sauce drinking dude, is gonna be launching from the toilet cause he is creating some rocket fuel
My recruiter says I need at least a 50 on my ASVAB. For the Navy
Riiiight
Did I just see my recruiter in this video??? 😂😂😂
7:40 mood- camping ain't that hard anymore since I always went camping LOL 🙃🤗
With every smash, i realised i was at the wrong time in the Army 😅
Lol, just gotta make friends with thr armorer lol
I keep forgetting you got stuck at Fort Polk.
So we're drafting cats now
We can have our hands in our pockets now in the army been doing it the last 3 months ever since they let us know :D
I love you all the way from New Orleans ❤️
THat jar need to fill out a SHARP report
You are my favorite RUclipsr brother