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Dude, the I’m still standing joke is too real. I worked with a Major in 2003 who was sadly lost in Iraq. Dude left instructions with his wife to play Stayin Alive by the BeeGees at his funeral if he didn’t make it back from deployment. Swore he just didn’t want people to leave without a chuckle. All I could do to not lose my s*it while simultaneously crying like a b***h.
I feel for the HOCO kid.... i bet the girl he lightly kicked told him to ask the other girl. kid went out on a limb and reached for the stars but crash to the earth. anyways welcome to the gym little man.
Actually, my dad would hate me going to the strip club in my brother stepped up and said well at least he’s not going to the gay bars. My dad shut up, put down his beer and gave me a hug.🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the save big Bro.
Bro. You always make my day. I am not a vet myself, broken back at 15, but my grandpa was a tank driver for the army in WW2 and my dad was force recon 3 in Vietnam. So I relate and love your shit man. Keep it up!!!
the iced coffee part, Legit me XDDDD man iced break here in Australia is my CHill pill when it comes to stress and stuff. also Newly came to notice that i have had ADHD my whole life im 27 and im only now noticing the shit. Big ooft
4:17 When my mom suspected I was gay, she threatened to not pay for my college and send me to the army. After watching your videos, I now know there were real stakes at risk.
Yo boss we should chat sometime about prison boot camps vs real army boot camps. Let me know if that's something you would have interest in. Otherwise love your work
And they still do t get in because they teaching the wrong stuff! 4TH COMMANDMENT DISOBEDIENCE/ CELEBRATING man-made holidays and completely ignoring the HOLY-DAYS written in the Bible! YASHUA (JESUS) observed the Sabbath and celebrated the HOLY-DAYS. HE also taught HIS disciples to do the same thing. The word CHRISTIAN means CHRIST-LIKE, right? Well shouldn't we be doing what HE did?
Ive been the drunk guy at parties you have to keep an eye on. It was fun. They'd put me in a room to sleep and I'd slip out everytime. Always hearing "Where's Al?" Was fucking great. Downside, the parties were always at houses that no one at the party owned.
Dude no shit while I was in Mexico for a vacation when I was 15 my dad was driving in the bike lane and some Mexican dude got mad at him and started cussing him out in Spanish we all just started busted out laughing
I first moved into my apartment and I was single and my mother came to visit one day and I seen her searching around and I asked what she's doing .....she was searching for my gay lover! The family has started a rumor since I wasn't dating I was hiding a secret gay lover 🤣
My mom still thinks I’m gay she thinks my 7 year relationship with my girl is just a cover up cuz no one could stand me for that long
your mom walked in on your girl standing up whilst peeing 🤔🧐
69
Lol sucks 3 dicks... See mom I didn't even like it.
Ur gay
I it seems like at the 5 years mark they realize they fucked up but my mom knows I'm down for the pink like Victoria secret's
Dude, the I’m still standing joke is too real. I worked with a Major in 2003 who was sadly lost in Iraq. Dude left instructions with his wife to play Stayin Alive by the BeeGees at his funeral if he didn’t make it back from deployment. Swore he just didn’t want people to leave without a chuckle. All I could do to not lose my s*it while simultaneously crying like a b***h.
Hit hard but we strive❤
8:25 yup, without batting an eye. im goin full dairy farmer on my boy and gettin him walkin.
I’ve seen one just like the thanos one but a little different
That one is hilarious
I love this shit man this videos make my day!!!!!!
So good!!
lol the driver was blind aswell😂🤣😂🤣😂
The preacher took me out 😂😂😂
Batman was hilarious but a lot was 😂
that fucking penguin at 7:09 killed me lol
Hell, I'd pay you $100 and take you to breakfast the next morning! Go ARMY....beat NAVY!
8:37 It’s definitely gay, but you a hero. So, win-win. You’re a great American. God speed.
I like this series nikko
WHAT IS UP NIKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
That meme about ADHD is true because I have ADHD
About the coffee
Here before the grammatical error in the title changes
If that was the only way I can get my friend I do a lot more than😂
Nikko completely missing the deaf guy having a Blind dude driving the van 😂 buddy’s looking out the back window but goes forward 😂 at 6:10
Nikko: 12oz coffee hits
Meme: 16oz coffee hits lol
Me me 40oz Stanley thermos coffee hits 😅💀
I feel for the HOCO kid.... i bet the girl he lightly kicked told him to ask the other girl. kid went out on a limb and reached for the stars but crash to the earth. anyways welcome to the gym little man.
Yeah she was probably the one who told him to ask and she didn't say she had a bf
Actually, my dad would hate me going to the strip club in my brother stepped up and said well at least he’s not going to the gay bars. My dad shut up, put down his beer and gave me a hug.🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the save big Bro.
Nikko running like 14 miles after drinks with Brandon and Donut is the funniest shit xD
Bro. You always make my day. I am not a vet myself, broken back at 15, but my grandpa was a tank driver for the army in WW2 and my dad was force recon 3 in Vietnam. So I relate and love your shit man. Keep it up!!!
Alternative Title: Reacting To Memes With Dyslexia
1:14 It’s the scream that makes it way funnier🤣
Me realizing with every new video that Nikko don't read real good lmfao
the iced coffee part, Legit me XDDDD man iced break here in Australia is my CHill pill when it comes to stress and stuff. also Newly came to notice that i have had ADHD my whole life im 27 and im only now noticing the shit. Big ooft
4:17 When my mom suspected I was gay, she threatened to not pay for my college and send me to the army. After watching your videos, I now know there were real stakes at risk.
0:15 not gonna lie. I’m that one friend. 😂
Yo boss we should chat sometime about prison boot camps vs real army boot camps. Let me know if that's something you would have interest in. Otherwise love your work
*too. Lol, ASVAB waivers.
6:10 Hey Nikko did you realize the guy driving is Blind? So many missed jokes. Me: A little Sad.
Plus that he looked back to reverse but drove forward 😂
It’s an Australian channel called crackermilk. It’s really good.
As a person with severe ADHD I definitely want to see a........wait, what were we talking about now? I don't remember what i was saying.
7:18 DEFINITELY A TEXAS UNCLE 😂😂
Look at you and your team really upping the game with the thumbnail quality! 😍
That’s weird. Me with adhd, has coffee, goes to sleep.
Because everyone everywhere says, you want them to calm down, have them drink coffee lol
1:10 just 1 min in and I'm laughing and ended up coughing from this 🗿💀
I honestly feel ADHD is my superpower lol
Nikko doing the Lords work two hands at a time. 😂
BLASPHEMY! BAD JOKE BRUV!
DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT!
BLASPHEMY!
DO NOT JOKE LIKE THAT!
Can do some more try not to laugh please they’re hilarious
Honestly gotta help out the homie. I’m not gay but I would help the man out.
AYE YO the first one started out STRONG
Nikko I'm paralyzed. I'll take u up on that offer.
I'd do that for male and female service members! Does that make me twice the hero though? 🤔 😊
Im 32 and my nephew says he better than me at Halo. That Mike Tyson got me😂😂😂😂
"Yo this grass hella soft" - Niko
These funny AF
12:20 You're going to do great in the gym bro 🖤
I'd love to be a healthcare provider!
The blind guy driving 💀💀 sent me
"why are black preachers so energetic" CUZ THEY GO ALL OUT AND WILL BEAT YOU TILL YOU BELIEVE
And they still do t get in because they teaching the wrong stuff! 4TH COMMANDMENT DISOBEDIENCE/ CELEBRATING man-made holidays and completely ignoring the HOLY-DAYS written in the Bible! YASHUA (JESUS) observed the Sabbath and celebrated the HOLY-DAYS. HE also taught HIS disciples to do the same thing. The word CHRISTIAN means CHRIST-LIKE, right? Well shouldn't we be doing what HE did?
Nikko.... I'd use my mouth. not my hand
Then you can do three at once, one mouth and both hands
NOT ME IN A MEME VIDEO 💀💀💀💀 i’m the girly w the black hair 😭 this makes me laugh
I love how he pronounces 16 as twelve!
yes the part 2 finally :D
So good!
Yo that Homecoming kid just started his villain arc, he’s gonna hit the gym and get all the hoes
This is Awesome! I hope you have a good Christmas nikko!
Nikko's brain: 16 is 12
It depends on the friend, if it's a work friend I'd do it all day but if it's a hangout friend there on their own
Read the book “ How to talk to your cat about gun safety” it is amazing
yo skip to 3:30 nikko says the n word bro im laughing so hard😂😂
We Should Defiantly Do A ADHD Series
Whenever my dad sees a bad driver I wait for the casual racism
Ok can we make this a series if we haven’t already please…
My dad told me he would dis own me if I was gay 😂
If you have ADHD, coffee hitting you is nappy time.
I gotchu bro! THANOS going down...right after me! 😂🤣😂
clarinet concerts are like geese having voice cracks
6:57 as a clarinet player this hurts my heart 😂😂😂
That kid ain't black panther he white panther
can you rate military drill around the world
Nikko, bro, this was a little darker than usual!! Loved it!!😂😂
0:16 i am taggin my friend and i am the friend
7:27 bro aint fighting the bad guy bros fighting diabetes💀
those adhd ones describe my life
3 minutes into Nikko's video. My Yorkie terrier trays to start humping my arm. WTF man????
Oh that preacher going straight to hell for that.
That's Jesse DuPlantis! He's a scumbag preacher! Look him up and see for yourself how horrible he truly is!
The fart one with the Chirp was perfect
Bro the prison one😂 7:10
Oh my wow the last one had me rolling 😂 !
Nikkoooooo
Ayyyy
@@nikkoortizshorts I’ll always be here the second a new video drops
ay nikko man i love you content keep it up man
Hell yeah Xavier!
12:27 11Bs in the making
I told my dad one time I was a lesbian😂
He said, "ugh, I'm disappointed my girl."
😂
Then I had kids after I met the one diqq and it was all over🤣
Ive been the drunk guy at parties you have to keep an eye on. It was fun. They'd put me in a room to sleep and I'd slip out everytime. Always hearing "Where's Al?" Was fucking great. Downside, the parties were always at houses that no one at the party owned.
Feels illegal to be this early but does the king nikko respond
Nikko nevers fails to fill me up
12:03 pathetic. I had to be asked to my hs prom, BY MY GF, because I had originally planned to get drunk with the guys instead
The I’m still standing meme got me rolling
Hahahahhaha
I can’t with this 😂
The doctor literally explained how my brain works because I infact have ADD and it sucks
As someone who has attended both mostly white and mostly black churches, i can vouch for the pastor's accuracy 😂😂
I had my dad gave me the "Talk" 8 times. I just didn't bring anyone home because my friends are a55h0les
I’ve threatened my boys. They need to stay in the damn closet until I get a grandchild. I have no grandchildren, and they swear they’re not gay. 😂
Plot twist: Her boys are 4 and 7........ 🙂
@@itsjustme8947
Nah they’re 28yr old twins.
Dude no shit while I was in Mexico for a vacation when I was 15 my dad was driving in the bike lane and some Mexican dude got mad at him and started cussing him out in Spanish we all just started busted out laughing
I first moved into my apartment and I was single and my mother came to visit one day and I seen her searching around and I asked what she's doing .....she was searching for my gay lover! The family has started a rumor since I wasn't dating I was hiding a secret gay lover 🤣
I’m like Peter griffin bro I say I’m not racism but I’m border line racist to Mexicans and other people trump doesn’t like
Yo, fr though, that comment about the wind hit close to home...like how tf do you KNOW that's not the case? 🧐🤨🥴🧐
Niko exposed himself, first the ADD ED video then right after in the next video his ADD ah misses the blind guy driving.
12:33 you’re effing joking right? This was incel behavior…
Nikko is so outta pocket. I love it