@@juliuscanada35he went from 11b then advanced to 35L. Then he did private security as a civilian. I believe he is finishing his time as national guard.
7:15 I actually love you for this, Nikko. It's true, I was worried that you'd dunk on the kid, but I honestly felt the same way you do. He wasn't pushing any agenda, he just was wearing what he wanted to wear. More power to him, I wish I had his confidence.
1:55 that is granulated sugar, according to many commenters on this topic (who didn't put a timestamp) granulated sugar is used as a substitute for sugar cubes!
I know right. this is like the second video on Nikko's channel that featured Texas A&M in some way. PS that gas station is no longer there they tore it down to make way for another student housing high rise.
I’m about to enlist in the navy don’t joke about it 😂😭 but I love yo videos fr hilarious af I feel like I know you already from your videos great content bro all around your doing great keep up the same stuff change nothing 💪🏼💯
Locking your doors is more acceptable the more rural you are. - If you live in the sticks/on a farm, you're probably a-ok to leave them unlocked. And every house has guns. - Growing up in the suburbs, we always locked the doors but never had an attempted robbery. - My parents now live in a pretty big city. If you leave your doors unlocked, your stuff is GONE.
That guy saying cali girls would win in a fight bc there all men has me dead asf I’m laughing so hard I watched it like 10x bc I kept missing everything past it from lol the whole time
The horse vid was granulated sugar 😂
People will use it if they can’t get sugar cubes, and the horse just looks like they did a line afterwards 🤣🤣
I’ve seen powdered vitamins and nutrients like that too they add to food. But my first guess was sugar as well.
Crack for horses lol
@@maryjane4432 I came to say the same thing
i was gonna comment but then i saw this and just agreed
but yes its granulated suger
" I didn't choose this. " Nikko, you joined as an 11B. You definitely chose it. We know what y'all get up to on those lonely nights.
…even the not so lonely nights
I thought he joined as an 35L
@@juliuscanada35he went from 11b then advanced to 35L. Then he did private security as a civilian. I believe he is finishing his time as national guard.
@@maryjane4432 I see now, thank you
7:15 I actually love you for this, Nikko. It's true, I was worried that you'd dunk on the kid, but I honestly felt the same way you do. He wasn't pushing any agenda, he just was wearing what he wanted to wear. More power to him, I wish I had his confidence.
Ong bro like idc if you gay or not just don't push it on ppl
Real talk no way would I have the balls to go out in public wearing that
4:38
"you going low? I'm going to hell!" yo best line yet!
Nikko go pole dancing with the branches
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
🤖
“If you gon go low, I’m goin to hell” hahahaha 👌🏼
"I dont charge my friends" 😂💀
9:18 i like the gunshots were on beat with the song.😂😂😂
2:15 its like being gay, but with extra steps 🤣🤣🤣
Thats what i say about femboys😂😂
And is it just the grey sweats or is he a little happy?
not gay they're wearing socks
@@LiterallyPluto if you have a hole in ur sock or only one sock would ot be bisexual?
I need to know
@@Dh-hg5ym holes dont matter but one sock is even gayer than no socks
3:33 "you gyatt to let her go" is crazy 😂
2:04 horsey montana
9:03 I involuntarily threw my head back and closed my eyes 😂
6:09 “I might be a handful, but my wiener will never be.”😂
8:47 he is a true marine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like 99.9% sure that was granulated sugar given to that horse, a substitute for sugar cubes.
Lmaoo I feel so dumb I didn't think about that. I was trying to rack my brain to figure out what that could really be.
"Don't argue with me if your cousin just got shot" goes hard
9:26 when I’m in court I’m using this clip thanks Fam
I didn’t even know he was wearing a hat. He’s right we ladies arent any better lmao 😂
Grandma don’t drink bud light
1:01 i immediately got a bud light ad right after lol
He maybe down, but his body count is up! 😂😂😂
7:00 Dude, for some reason, my computer just started smelling like stale Cheetos, mountain dew, and unwashed laundry.
This vid had my friends and I rolling. I really hope they subscribed to you after that. Thanks for all the videos, Nikko!
2:11 he called it on this one lmao I busted out laughing
11:21 , you said it, we all thought it. We're all going to hell.
Going for a high score 😂
3:18 the cop be chillen there watching her dump truck 😂
"8:50 Booty Maximus"
-Nikko Ortiz
0:09 Bro I felt that fall. During AIT in ft. Gordon, i jumped out the 2nd story window one friday night to avoid getting stopped at the CQ desk. 😂
"You goin low, im goin to hell"
Thats good shit.
8:24 got that omni man thicc meme stance 😂
Make it clap had me dying
7:05 he smells like beef and cheese lol 😆
6:40 Damn, he really did us dirty.
I mean he's not wrong
@@lucashirst9698 As much as I hate to admit it. He is right.
“Is that a Mermaid Pig?!” ….hahahahha…I lost it!
call diddy he’ll pay you wayyy more 😭😭😭
1:55 that is granulated sugar, according to many commenters on this topic (who didn't put a timestamp) granulated sugar is used as a substitute for sugar cubes!
1:56 hey i want some sharing is caring 🤣👍
0:56 I love your laugh 😂
“If you go low, I’m going to hell!” 😂😂
Dude thought the snow would work like an assassins creed hay cart 😂😂😂
4:40 morgan jay funny af comedian
He hit that I need to find that it lowkey went hard
We love you bro, love watching your vids
9:12 blud ain’t bullet proof😂😂
If that was a cuticle, I think I DID have a seizure 😂😂😂 "hang nail"
Always great seeing new posts when you really need them.!
Fam that get a job nikka is wild😂😂😂
at 1:45 ik where that Gas Station is lmao, its next to Texas A&M, Gig' em!
I know right. this is like the second video on Nikko's channel that featured Texas A&M in some way. PS that gas station is no longer there they tore it down to make way for another student housing high rise.
A big thank you to Nikko’s team for putting this banger together 😂
I’m about to enlist in the navy don’t joke about it 😂😭 but I love yo videos fr hilarious af I feel like I know you already from your videos great content bro all around your doing great keep up the same stuff change nothing 💪🏼💯
Locking your doors is more acceptable the more rural you are.
- If you live in the sticks/on a farm, you're probably a-ok to leave them unlocked. And every house has guns.
- Growing up in the suburbs, we always locked the doors but never had an attempted robbery.
- My parents now live in a pretty big city. If you leave your doors unlocked, your stuff is GONE.
LMFAO seeing Nikko's face on a horses body..I'll never be able to play RDR1 or RDR2 the same LOL 😆
that first clip hurt me when he fell on the snow. That crap is waaaay harder than you think, its like falling on spikey concrete
8:55 I got a add when he was about to say ahh😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Yoooo thanks for the new vid I love your vids keep up the good work
😂 dark brown.. nah bro i pay attention to every detail. gyyAAT! 💀
"Guns are for wimps". Yeah, well, I'm alive and you aren't. Who says I'm a wimp? Cause it's not gonna be you.
Lets go its a good day when nikko posts
When Nikko posts it’s a good day
8:26 hell yeah
10:50 shamar wasn't kidding when he said he got his back blown out
The monkey killed me!
"Bro that's him"
"I know but she really bad🤤🤤"
Lmaooo homie gotta pump the brakes
Ayo wasnt the first time ive heard Big Jay tell that joke but GYAT damn does it get me every single time🤣🤣🤣
Every fight is a gun fight, remember that- Niko Ortiz 2024😂
0:37 Amen
The cameraman didn't say "oww" the Gatorade bottle said "oww" after trying to scratch the cameraman
That stuff that the horse took was medicine.
Whose here in 2024
Edit: it was a joke my guys but thank you for the likes I love your videos Nikko ❤
Bro, is this trend still going on? Like
Well, obviously we’re not time travelers stuck in 2023.
Tf do you mean 😭 💀🙏
Me
@SugaSlimWorld, are you being idiotic right now? It is clearly 2024. Well, the last time I checked.
Hahaha if some one is sending you this video fuggin Nikko all getting in the beat then when he says you might be gay and Nikki's face 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The stuff for the horse looks like a supplement or a couple crushed up suger cubes. That is my guess 😂😂
greg gutfeld be real funny sometimes
I fully felt the F U B when he yelled at his monitir becuz im a gamer too 😂
Heads up. Looks like we found a REAL Country Boy that Can Survive.. without Nashville.
9:11 went so well with the song
do you by chance know the anime?
@@dracodraconias8096 someone else mentioned 'Eighty-Six"
but i couldnt find the scene shown @ 9:11 here so, unsure
Haha! Call diddy...good one!
The dude who pulled out the finger gun has the doo doo on his finger, that’s why he was reaching 🤣
0:31 Getting her a beer lol
That guy: "I may be ugly but your dead cousin was slow, mentally and physically couldn't dodge the beef or the lead" 💀
LMAOO where is the original clip from?
I'm pretty sure that was powdered sugar they gave the horse
6:58 wtf is bane doing with his new design? 😭
Nikko making jokes:
I wonder if friendly fire is on?
That cartoon was crazy
10:20 sorry about that
8:45 he was gluteus maximus😂
Wtf is on your ceiling that you keep looking at
I don't even think the men in California could beat the women in TX. 😂
Funny since Nikko is from California lol
Man, the last dude 😎 was on fire! 🚒🔥 He's funny as f**k 😂😂😂
You would definitely get elected !!! We all love our veteran hero warrior comedian 😅!! Keep them videos rollling Nikko Ortiz 2028 POTUS!!!!!
Nikooo, never ever change! stay hard af
Im suing you for not paying 😂
That guy saying cali girls would win in a fight bc there all men has me dead asf I’m laughing so hard I watched it like 10x bc I kept missing everything past it from lol the whole time
Man got possessed by Space Force at 10:23
0:29 the witnesses describing the actions I did: rock music started just playing and then she just turned into atoms
pls make more ADD an ADHD meme comps i miss them
They give horses sugar rocks and call it crack lmao
“He couldn’t save his cousin, how can you expect him to save your country”-Nikko Ortiz(probably)
A soul like mine is priceless at this point lol
Do u just want to know if we lock our doors so u can come round and piss on our floors?? 😂
Laughed so hard I got hard 😂😂😂😂