Military TikTok Fails... Part 15

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  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk 6 месяцев назад +139

    The MREs aren’t expired, that’s the package date.

    • @jayn9559
      @jayn9559 5 месяцев назад +6

      Saying about it every time I see expired items at the grocery store

    • @XunYunXiao
      @XunYunXiao 4 месяца назад

      No no it's not.

    • @andrewpotter9613
      @andrewpotter9613 2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly! It's when it's packaged, for example I worked in a deli in a grocery store whenever I would package say cheese it has 30 days before it's bad or our meals had 7 days so depending on whatever it is

    • @Mr.Mister974
      @Mr.Mister974 Месяц назад

      okay but dropping food thats not halal for muslims is pretty fucked up

    • @jay-d8g3v
      @jay-d8g3v 18 дней назад

      @@Mr.Mister974 get over it buttercup

  • @Rmc2015
    @Rmc2015 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:42 thats why its called a coffin rack 😂

  • @hypnix2
    @hypnix2 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:33 bro that’s a condom 😂

  • @new_weeb
    @new_weeb 6 месяцев назад +1

    “That’s a team event” 😂

  • @bige6946
    @bige6946 6 месяцев назад +3

    Nikko with the funny mic had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @gabrielcramer5203
    @gabrielcramer5203 6 месяцев назад

    Re-enlistment bonuses get paid in full and only the first bonus is taxed.

  • @Last667
    @Last667 6 месяцев назад +1

    11:07 “it’s not gay if it’s with the homies”

  • @landonbuenconsejo2856
    @landonbuenconsejo2856 6 месяцев назад

    I WOULD NEED RIP-ITS!!! Power! The RED CAN MY BOI!!!!!💪🏾⚔️ Cimb to Glory LOL

  • @johnrtrucker
    @johnrtrucker 5 месяцев назад

    That's hands down THE BEST subscribe endorsement on RUclips! 😂😂

  • @JosephWilliams-me9sf
    @JosephWilliams-me9sf 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ripit, skoal, and shitty chow, you're welcome

    • @JosephWilliams-me9sf
      @JosephWilliams-me9sf 3 месяца назад

      My oldest watches EVERY video posted, definitely got a couple cool points for getting highlighted comment lol

  • @Dack21100
    @Dack21100 6 месяцев назад

    love that the dog is just slumped in the background the whole time.

  • @Ifnotfriendwhyfriendshaped
    @Ifnotfriendwhyfriendshaped 6 месяцев назад +1

    We going just look past the woman at 3:11 in the bathroom with the seat up?

  • @fantasiacross2377
    @fantasiacross2377 6 месяцев назад

    *everyone else watches the clips*
    Me: "Lookit the furbaby back there

  • @Frostedfk
    @Frostedfk 4 месяца назад

    you could literally take me from behind so long as i have energy drinks ill be happy

  • @nickMercadomp7
    @nickMercadomp7 6 месяцев назад +5

    5:28 LMFAO pulls his AR out lmfao

  • @Oogway2744
    @Oogway2744 Месяц назад +1

    alright someone leaves on my birthday 3:44

  • @Just-A-Soda_Can
    @Just-A-Soda_Can 6 месяцев назад

    6:45 - 6:50 is me in the morning :3

  • @Dom12933
    @Dom12933 3 месяца назад

    8:20 NIKO ITS A GOD DAMN WASH RACK how do you forget this shit big SARNT

  • @maddogcorvette
    @maddogcorvette 6 месяцев назад

    Bro that marine has better barracks than most army barracks wtf

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 6 месяцев назад +2

    Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂

  • @Quizap
    @Quizap 6 месяцев назад

    LOL that barracks room with kitchen, laundry, etc... know for a fact that army would throw 3 to 4 soldiers per living space 😂. That room was enormous

  • @sean6772
    @sean6772 6 месяцев назад

    That best barracks vid is on MCAS iwakuni lmao

  • @sitdown2573
    @sitdown2573 6 месяцев назад

    I promise you that is NOT the grunt barracks in Hawaii

  • @baykazdal
    @baykazdal 6 месяцев назад

    you need to make an International Military Fails Nikko

  • @randm8636
    @randm8636 6 месяцев назад +1

    marine PT uniforms are the best 😤

  • @yaNasTy
    @yaNasTy 6 месяцев назад

    well in my case it was alcohol during basic training xD

  • @cssinden
    @cssinden 6 месяцев назад

    Ripits! Gotta have the caffeine fix when deployed

  • @Bigmoneymemes
    @Bigmoneymemes 6 месяцев назад

    Im bricked after this video

  • @vvddavie
    @vvddavie 6 месяцев назад

    another day asking for a civil air patrol video

  • @Pimp_notasimp17
    @Pimp_notasimp17 6 месяцев назад

    bro #1 thing i would need for deployment red bulls and beef jerky 100%

  • @JonHiggins31
    @JonHiggins31 6 месяцев назад

    4:44 monster and a working shower

  • @mikkelfox4801
    @mikkelfox4801 6 месяцев назад

    4:35 oxygen

  • @levijohansson-zb8le
    @levijohansson-zb8le 6 месяцев назад

    6:37 IS THAT A FUNERAL I SEE IN THE BACKROUND

  • @shawnmiller508
    @shawnmiller508 6 месяцев назад

    More importantly, why is the toilet seat up?

  • @Penn.Dragon
    @Penn.Dragon 6 месяцев назад

    3:21 you’re talking about how clean the bathroom is when really we need to be asking about who lifted the seat in the women’s bathroom?

  • @Gabe_the_gamer
    @Gabe_the_gamer 6 месяцев назад

    I'm going to the citadel as well

  • @digitalacoustics5556
    @digitalacoustics5556 6 месяцев назад

    I digrease...onward.

  • @crazykluck309
    @crazykluck309 6 месяцев назад

    RIP ITS!!!!!!

  • @Phoenix-MX1
    @Phoenix-MX1 6 месяцев назад

    I love how Nikko d9nt hide his bi-sexuality

  • @SmallPaul.
    @SmallPaul. 4 месяца назад

    20k for 6 years no al take 30k for 3 years and a 10k signing bonus

  • @calebforrest2976
    @calebforrest2976 5 месяцев назад

    I wanna be in the army when I turn 18

  • @GarySalTTV
    @GarySalTTV 6 месяцев назад

    Green bean coffee and rip it’s, if you know you know

  • @Toxicity825
    @Toxicity825 6 месяцев назад

    Rip-its

  • @NFNADVENTURE
    @NFNADVENTURE 6 месяцев назад

    I never went to the board. Was threaten to be ghost boarded lol. I was getting out. And I wasn't gonna study shit. So I said I will say "that's a great question Sgt major, next question please. Needless to say I did not go to the board

  • @Ilikemilk298
    @Ilikemilk298 2 месяца назад

    Mines Swedish fish

  • @spencerkennedy2938
    @spencerkennedy2938 4 месяца назад

    Rip it and aziz's

  • @willvillamar3928
    @willvillamar3928 6 месяцев назад

    bruh ripits and cigis

  • @snipesgaming94
    @snipesgaming94 5 месяцев назад

    3:33 why was the toilet lid up? It's the womens bathroom...

  • @Security_guard069
    @Security_guard069 6 месяцев назад

    4:34 i need fried chicken and IM NOT BLACK I just like fried chicken for the taste, even better if lightly spicy

  • @HunterGetlach
    @HunterGetlach 6 месяцев назад

    Buy me a car 😂😂😂😂

  • @kattmcneil9485
    @kattmcneil9485 2 месяца назад

    $275 /mo paasssss

  • @TheAngeloangelis
    @TheAngeloangelis 2 месяца назад

    Gyat that last one

  • @ronnydarko9046
    @ronnydarko9046 6 месяцев назад

    Jody got yo gurl... 😂😅 👉👌

  • @JustAFurryFox
    @JustAFurryFox 6 месяцев назад

    Genuine question for you niko cause im bored. Whats your opinion on furries?

  • @chasemilner8241
    @chasemilner8241 6 месяцев назад

    Ripits

  • @troygarza5720
    @troygarza5720 6 месяцев назад

    Those where two shit about faces. My marching instructor in youth prison was a ex ranger. We would be fucked if we did an about face that sloppy. 😂

  • @nate9133
    @nate9133 6 месяцев назад

    nice

  • @jennylin9344
    @jennylin9344 6 месяцев назад

    U have a dog OMG

  • @thomasdark9763
    @thomasdark9763 6 месяцев назад +121

    Caffeine and Nicotine. The only things that prevent War crimes😂😂😂😂

  • @ThirdFoot
    @ThirdFoot 6 месяцев назад +286

    Marines 100% have the best PT uniforms.
    Those silkies 😏🥹🥹

  • @tbuff91
    @tbuff91 6 месяцев назад +90

    I like how your dog just sleeps through you screaming into the mic lol

    • @blockmaestro1
      @blockmaestro1 6 месяцев назад +4

      He’s definitely gotten used to it lmao

  • @navybri99
    @navybri99 6 месяцев назад +142

    Dude, it's literally called a COFFIN LOCKER! 😂😂😂

  • @Paladin_Duck
    @Paladin_Duck 6 месяцев назад +100

    At 3:25 he asked “why is that toilet so clean?” and not “why is the seat up?”

    • @Mila_BK
      @Mila_BK 6 месяцев назад +8

      probably bc they just cleaned it 🤣

    • @andrewpotter9613
      @andrewpotter9613 2 месяца назад

      I was asking that same thing lmfao

  • @Roadiedave
    @Roadiedave 5 месяцев назад +6

    Me: Gets back from Afghanistan
    Chief: We have 2 taskings coming up. 12 for a TDY to Florida. 2 for a deployment to Qatar.
    Me: I'll take the deployment.
    Chief: You just got back.
    Me: My divorce just got finalized.
    Chief: Pack your bags.

  • @thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426
    @thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:14 I’m pretty sure that Nikko is going to watch this military tictok in his own time after this video 😅😅😅😅😅😅just saying

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 6 месяцев назад +25

    Him: "I'm a combat vet."
    Me: "You won't like me."
    Him: "Why not?"
    Me: "I'm happy and entertain myself. I won't text and call you non-stop."
    Him: (2 months later) "You didn't NEED ME!" 😅😂

    • @deveey
      @deveey 6 месяцев назад +2

      They call her the cat lady

    • @MsBritanie73
      @MsBritanie73 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@deveey No boo boo. He told me I love LIKE a cat. Get it right. 🤣

    • @deveey
      @deveey 6 месяцев назад

      @@MsBritanie73 u fookin don't nothing mate

  • @Feareo
    @Feareo 6 месяцев назад +24

    bro that's got to be the most durable mic on the market

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 6 месяцев назад +16

    Uh, a USAF pilot's retention bonus is $600k (12 years/ $50k/yr). Also, that 'room' is typical USAF Bachelor Officer Quarters. Don't know how a Marine got one, lol!

  • @LadySofia_Zamora
    @LadySofia_Zamora 6 месяцев назад +319

    The process to go into the military is taking long for me but everytime Nikko posts it keeps my motivation up 🇺🇸🫶

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 6 месяцев назад +27

      Love this!

    • @keanuthomas2279
      @keanuthomas2279 6 месяцев назад +12

      Same lol but I leave in 2 weeks

    • @o-gt4td
      @o-gt4td 6 месяцев назад +12

      Same here
      And greetings from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @AppalachianLumberjack
      @AppalachianLumberjack 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bro why tf would you join the army or any branch we have in the day n age😅

    • @certifi3d_jay139
      @certifi3d_jay139 6 месяцев назад +10

      When do you get shipped I go on the 16th pray for me yall I got infantry and have the 12 mile ruck

  • @JohnDoe-h1e8l
    @JohnDoe-h1e8l 6 месяцев назад +4

    3:34 the real question is why is the toilet seat up if this is the women’s bathroom. Calling it now, it is a dude.

    • @PapaGGshit
      @PapaGGshit 6 месяцев назад

      On my soul bro

  • @anothernewaccount1657
    @anothernewaccount1657 6 месяцев назад +25

    "What was a necessity on deployments?" - The internet. The provider in Camp Victory was absolutely amazing (ran by Swedish furries). The one in Bagram was worse than dial-up and cost $100 a month (ran by Indians).
    Air Force by the way.

    • @wartimestudios2898
      @wartimestudios2898 6 месяцев назад

      the sweeds have furrys?

    • @anothernewaccount1657
      @anothernewaccount1657 6 месяцев назад

      @@wartimestudios2898 Jackal Wireless. Had to look that one up. Wish I could find their old home page or a website.

    • @wartimestudios2898
      @wartimestudios2898 6 месяцев назад

      @@anothernewaccount1657 that's cool doe :D

  • @onyx6847
    @onyx6847 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:15 miramar please miramar please. NO NOT LEJUNE

  • @dirrtydevildog
    @dirrtydevildog 6 месяцев назад +15

    My guy, I'm such a dumb jar head that I changed my first re-enlistment incentive from Miramar, CA to 29 Palms, CA. I just had to be stationed with the infantry. And my MOS was Intel!!!! Oxy-moron confirmed!

  • @KingomOfSweden
    @KingomOfSweden 6 месяцев назад +19

    💅 Oh my god, stepmarine are you stuck 💅

  • @brandenwelton22
    @brandenwelton22 6 месяцев назад +2

    So I’m also in the military and my wife actually knows the girl at 02:30 and all I can say is HA😂

  • @arcticgaming8142
    @arcticgaming8142 4 месяца назад +6

    #1 thing to survive deployment. "Rip it" on crates.

  • @Atvlife1
    @Atvlife1 6 месяцев назад +21

    Gotta love this man funny as hell

  • @zonal_hop1379
    @zonal_hop1379 6 месяцев назад +4

    2:22 brothers we must stay focused lord have mercy

  • @slovak4life1991
    @slovak4life1991 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:05. Yup. 2 years ago. Still wanna die.

  • @LeMemeJames
    @LeMemeJames 6 месяцев назад +7

    Broke my collar bone in two places, All I can do is watch his videos, worth it

  • @elizabethkanaya1337
    @elizabethkanaya1337 6 месяцев назад +6

    that Marine's "barracks" just looks like some weird ass double apartment in Japan... lived there ~5yrs, their sinks and kitchens have a very distinct look at the cheap level lmao

  • @dirrtydevildog
    @dirrtydevildog 6 месяцев назад +10

    Every Marine on a promotion board: Accurate.

  • @Chefian23
    @Chefian23 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:19
    Bruh put the SPC down lol. I know exactly where and who that is 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshstratton453
    @joshstratton453 6 месяцев назад +8

    Rip its bro. Can’t live without em

  • @SpectrumAirsoft
    @SpectrumAirsoft 6 месяцев назад +2

    I did 5 years in the British army (royal artillery) gunner here through and through… joined at 17 and left at 22 I’m 23 and I’ve found a job that fits but I can for sure say I do not miss anything… painting shovels and crawling in a corridor covered in everyone’s sick is not fun

  • @RubyRobloxToo
    @RubyRobloxToo 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:30 ummm does that add up to 100% cause that looks like 100.1% to me but slay

  • @thethatguy3165
    @thethatguy3165 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh the one about not kicking people out for things that they should is so true. There was a guy in my basic platoon that had TWO Negligent Discharges and he still graduated.

  • @carsonkouts
    @carsonkouts 6 месяцев назад +7

    Whoever edits these videos needs a raise 😂

  • @Lil_rose-d2g
    @Lil_rose-d2g 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:11 hiding from ur nos 😂

  • @jamieennen964
    @jamieennen964 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:17... Give airforce a chance... Unless she's the reason the toliet seat is up Nikko....😂😂

  • @hinukodaisgaming5011
    @hinukodaisgaming5011 5 месяцев назад +1

    58.3% Not subscribed + 41.8% Subscribed = 100.1% total viewers. Perfect Army mathematics

  • @roachieboi
    @roachieboi 6 месяцев назад +4

    Watching neko treat his mic the way he does.. I wish I was that mic

  • @fadedxwilson947
    @fadedxwilson947 6 месяцев назад +10

    Sometimes i truly believe Niko is B.S. about being in the Army cuz he be actin like he 100% in the Navy askin for extra sausage gravy every morning for breakfast

  • @egsundocked3465
    @egsundocked3465 6 месяцев назад +4

    Alcohol, Nicotine, and Monster are the necessities needed to survive in the navy

  • @Hillybilly40
    @Hillybilly40 2 месяца назад +1

    Bruh you got my friend who has 0 military experience and lives with his grandmother thinking that navy is actually gay 💀

  • @cozmo3766
    @cozmo3766 5 месяцев назад +1

    I got Yuma when i was in, i only got to join my cpl once driving to 29 palms, i fr bout died from the 140° weather

  • @s.b.8114
    @s.b.8114 6 месяцев назад +4

    *dog sleeping*
    nikko: “FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK-“

  • @Bear_the_shepherd
    @Bear_the_shepherd 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hiya, Nikko. I hope you're doing well. Stupid WiFi got all messed up so I didn't get to catch this straight away, that's okay though. I hope your week has been going well and I hope you and the pupper have a wonderful weekend ❤ God bless x

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 6 месяцев назад

    How these people in the military 😅

  • @england641
    @england641 6 месяцев назад +2

    Marine Barracks room is definitely in South Korea Camp Mujuk. Built by the South Korean government as a gift to the Marines. Not built by the U.S. government fact. Marine Barracks are typically just a room with a sink and bathroom.