Military TikTok Fails... Part 14
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse…
Wrong
It can always get worse Nikko lol.
Nikko can you do a airsoft video on airsoft snipers like kickingmustang
it will always get worse
nikko i dare you to play arma 3 antistasi
Straight up Vietnamese. I was speaking it literally 10 minutes ago w my best friend😂 She's hilarious.
That space force guy / girl I know her, she was stationed at 29 palms when she was in the Marine Corps, she lived next door from me.
He folded the bubble wrap 😂
That last one is crazy ☠️🤫🧏♂️
Is there a hickey on this mans neck bro? Why is your neck discolored in one spot lol.
"share your pronouns in your email"💀
1:18 vet Bunny can CATCH ITT. JEEEZZ 😍😎 and urghhhh 0:19 FUQQ my weakness 😂☠💀
Conduct unbecoming means nothing any longer.
Your content always makes me laugh😅 and thank you for your service
Okay, fine. I’m re-enlisting for infantry JUST so I will never be in that position.
3:44
I've gotten in so much trouble because if this lmaoo
Bruh Thts me lifting for the deadlift im weak 😂😂
Bro, the dude with the clean as hell room, why did he keep the tv box?
C-130 are no joke when it comes to the coldness that they hold within them. it can be 70` outside and -40 in the plane.
9:27 rip toriyama
"Bro got nerfed by the Air Force!" Damn, I'm retired AF who became a non fat "fat contractor". I can't wait to joke about that first thing Monday!
i kinda wanna see how nikko reacts to crazy dashcam footage
Hit by car during airborne training…. Not service connected
7:30 Foundations settle, this is normal for every doorframe in every house everywhere, not just bases. If you have a husband he is a tool for not knowing how to fix this. If you don't you are a tool for not googling how to fix it. One minute youtube tutorial, yeesh. All you need is a chisel and screwdriver. YOU can't fix a towel rack!?!?!?
Plumbing problems are real though.
5:13 f copyright, what did thunderstruck do😢
I think he’s in benning looks like he’s on my last company before I ets
no shot that guy was vietnamese
fuking love this guy 🤣
Heading to Paris island 🏝️ time to see what I got
Nikko I’m probably gonna go army I was wondering why ppl say infantry sucks and you’ll hate it?
Yo nick the red head is my friend she was in my company when I was active
What’s the red mark on your Neck Nikko?🧐
4:16 I know a Vietnamese guy who’s 6,4 I’m 5,10 but I smoke him in wrestling
lol that sec vid, idk why guys find that attractive, made me cringe 😂
The best part about the military is they assign pronouns. For example, SGT, PVT, CPT, etc.
yes
And she has short hair
“BRO GOT NERFED BY THE AIRFORCE!!!”
I laughed and farted at the same time fr fr
I was gonna say 😆 🤣
As an airman... I almost died from laughing so hard
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"BUT YOU'RE BLACK!" 😭😂
" he's Vietnamese I figured it out guys!" 😂
CO1 - "He folded the bubble wrap"
CO2 - "Folded the bubble wrap.." 🤣
The genuine shock is hilarious
Dude gets nailed by the car. "Your injures are not service related" 🤕
0:20 the worst part is I know her and her husband
WHHHAAATTTTTJFYNFHNFHNFGN?!?!?!?!
OH HELL NO
Love the Nikko Naruto run!💙
😂 it just never fails
Can you go live
@@nikkoortizcan you go live
@@TannerIngegonna have to see him on Twitch, cause I guess his lives are too spicy for RUclips
The way Nikko responded to that chinook and boat had my dying 😂
That shit was FUCKING HAAAAAAWT! :P now those are recruiting vids :D
"That's not a fail.
"That's a cum!"☠️
Same
I want someone to be as excited to see me as Niko was to see his buddy promote to First Sergeant.
Also a good reminder to text your buddy you served with.
he just landed on the free way like that damn
It would have been hilarious if he asked for a ride
@10:00 everyone think they gangsta until they see the chinook landing in the water to scoop up the SEAL homies pullin up hot
My nipples went crazy
@@nikkoortiz sheeeeeeiiiiiitttt, I had a half chubby bro 😂
Those are greek special forces, my guy.. there's is a greek flag on the chinook
Hey Nikko if you get around to reading this love the videos. Also as someone who’s in the navy I’d love to see your reaction to the new NAVADMIN 031/24.
What's that on your neck, Nikko?
A hickey from men kissing my neck. But don’t worry we just friends and everybody had socks on
@@nikkoortiz Ay, invite me next time, damn
Nikko - Are we desperate?
Me- yes.
The one with the 2 marines in the porta potty was the funniest! 🤣
I ❤ nikko(I liked my own comment) 100th comment soon❤️❤️❤️
👌🏻
Nobody cares how many comments you have
Stop being mean😂
If the female with her hands in her pockets was in the navy then it would’ve been fine. In February the navy lifted the rule against hands in pockets.
10:02 “the red” by Chevelle 👏🏾👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏽
“ he’s black .. better than a normal human being” had me dead😂😂
am i the only one that feels bad for his microphone 😅
4:13 We were in the trees watching you
@9:39
Straight from AirForceProud95 lol
HES NOT A MARINE HES A SPITTER😭
2:08 Bro 😂
blud doesn't know his pronouns🤣that's some real shit right there
Im gunna be the sad comment 😂. Also love ur vids nikko.
“How Much swear words is too much swearing”
Nikko: “yes”.
Yes and yes
Bro got nerfed by the Air Focre
Nikko - 2024
Hell yeah!! I was just wanting another one! How do you always know when I need another video?!
I sense it 👽
@@nikkoortiz Ha! I've been binging your vidoe, btw. 🤎
4:23 went to basic training with Smith at fort Leonard Wood 😂 bro got smoked a few weeks in by 1sgt for posting a tic tok during phone time
My aunt in the military has sort hair 😨
I’m 352 like 🎉 but not important this guy is important
Hey Nikko, have you ever thought about reviewing movies that involve the military? Like, A Few Good Men would be a good one.
Audio got muted at 5:14
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You have a great channel for children!!!
😂😂 those Hozier lyrics 😂 I crawl home to her! As fan I still don't understand his song but I just vibe
4:38 is that the ducky guy from TikTok
I met some South Korean people… I never thought about what life he been through… These buddies were looking for land mines… He said they still find them regularly.
11:41 Mrs. Doubtfire?
The girl in the beginning what's the account name she look familiar
Happy Friday, Nikko. have a wonderful weekend
You have a better weekend!!
@@nikkoortiz Thank you x
1:21 why is it that every guy in the military likes short hair 😭 my chairforce dad said the same thing.
just enlisted about a week ago lowkey excited fr
Oh snap! What branch?!
@@nikkoortiz marines
we got a spitter
But what if they didn’t quit…it was just a break?! 👁️👄👁️
Aw hell naw.....(clears throat) Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy@@nikkoortiz
I know the guy @ 4:08 I went to school with him
All you gotta do when you answer the phone on the weekend is tell them you already had a few beers. Zero tolerance for alcohol / drug related issues mean all you have to do is say "I'm sorry, but I'm sure you don't want me to come to the base / work while I'm under the influence."
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
ALWAYS
how u gonna be given responsability over a real weapon and not be able to operate the stick thinhg
Bro whenever I see a stick thing it scares me
The C-130 bit is the most accurate shit I've seen in a min. Like yeah your gonna be fine but like wear a jacket
DADDY NIKO BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER (army would like the word banger 😉
Who’s the girls
Can you tell stories from your time that would be fire af.
my favourite fucking thing is at 3:50 i fucking laughed so god damn hard I fell from my bed and my glass mug i had hit my head and i just kept on laughing
Yo C130 is cold as fuck
Nikko keep up the great work
Gonna keep sending it in the military fails!
Nikko always coming in at the right moment. I needed my dark humor video fix ❤
been around long enough to know(47)that regenonimics and the trickledown doesn't work,....
they dont pay you,....
and even when they do pay you other trash pigs like tim and ami steal it,...
heartless crooks... ....
Bro that pool stick had too much recoil we cannot send that dude out to war😂😂😂😂 I repeat the homie fumbled the ball
Great video Nikko keep it up your so funny when I watch your videos it makes my day
Best thing to see!
If i told you what I'd say to an 11bW. It's simply a question hi friendly fuel bomb specialists 92f. I'd ask Ahem " did you have the mental break down waiting 3 weeks at KAF waiting to get pushed out, or did you find out you where pregnant on the flight line? I ask because that's what happened during my deployment experiences. Over a decade ago. And you asked. 6 ieds i think I'm a little crazy after surviving the last one
I absolutely love this series I wanna join the army when I'm older as a 11B or 19D.
I love you Nikko I just followed you on rumble the other day my rumble is the same as my youtube
DUDE! I appreciate you I legit just decided to secretly start posting on the rumble! It’s where we’ll post all the uncensored content!
Someone needs to get this video to Parvin NOW
USAF must have given him salt ball during basic cause that basketball would barely get up.
You did not just “OGAH BOGAH!!!!l” when the big musclebound dark gentlemen smash that table in half XD
Little do you know, we are allowed to have our hands in our pockets if it doesn’t f*ck up our job😂
Niko with the red neck. Who Got You BLEEDING LIKE THAT.
Yo! The "those are dead children don't just be beating them up" on God I can't breath niko dog you wild AF😂