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  • @LadyDestinee
    @LadyDestinee Год назад +117

    "The government needs you more than you need them" followed by
    "I would never hurt myself"
    Had me ☠️

  • @The_Succsessor
    @The_Succsessor Год назад +716

    Who gave Nikko a flame thrower bad idea😂😂

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +50

      You’re not wrong 😂

    • @MrSquabbledonk
      @MrSquabbledonk Год назад +11

      God damn it, he burned jerry again,
      jerry burned more than Pompeii victims:🗿

    • @viperbot2k9
      @viperbot2k9 Год назад +3

      PWAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

    • @southernson3322
      @southernson3322 Год назад +8

      The first spider he sees house up in flames

    • @BoilingDietCoke
      @BoilingDietCoke Год назад +1

      I'd give him 100x. if legal and money thing

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 Год назад +264

    First day on a navy ship: "Why are there so many boot marks on the walls?"
    First day after going through a massive storm, with the ship rolling 45 degrees for 3 days straight: "I get it now..."

  • @nakuvamp
    @nakuvamp Год назад +122

    Most youtubers sponsers : hello fresh, raid shadow ledgands w.e
    Niko: AYO COME BUY THIS FLAMETHROWER

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 Год назад +200

    I could watch Nikko and the puppy all day long

  • @AkumaInu
    @AkumaInu 9 месяцев назад +7

    Nikko: The navy is so chill
    Deck Dept and Engineering Dept: Am I a joke to you?

  • @richardmarkov2375
    @richardmarkov2375 Год назад +48

    "Join the Navy they said! They didn't tell you the world was 70% water!!!" Had me dead 😂 another great video Nikko 💜😉

  • @kalebmcgee7678
    @kalebmcgee7678 Год назад +59

    Nikko is the perfect person for a flamethrower sponsorship 😂

  • @buckshot1812yo
    @buckshot1812yo Год назад +61

    I’m an old sailor, so drinking was my superpower. We were really good at it.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Год назад +2

      Is it true that you guys regularly drink entire towns dry when you pull into port?

    • @mostlytrue3150
      @mostlytrue3150 Год назад +5

      If by "towns" you mean up to and including small and medium sized countries, yes yes we do.

    • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
      @GingerThereforeNoSoul Год назад +2

      I joined in 08, and we were still drinking hard core back then, too. A super drunken Boston pub crawl on St. Pateicks day is how I became a parent for the first time 9 months later, lol 😂. He's now 14, and I 100% made his middle name Patrick. No shame either, I was young and dumb, and had a blast.

  • @GeniusDad
    @GeniusDad Год назад +16

    The best part about being on a navy ship is going topside at night. The stars are AMAZING because you're not near any city light pollution. Also the bioillum is pretty sick.
    Best qualities though: enlisted sailors are super chill, and there ain't nothing like that chief/divo power couple.

    • @sailordave1000
      @sailordave1000 7 месяцев назад +1

      Desert Storm was first time I saw waves glowing

  • @juelfoster8847
    @juelfoster8847 Год назад +20

    The boat that tipped was a medical small boat with the USNS Comfort. It was even worse to see in person. 🙃

  • @XBLAKISBAKX
    @XBLAKISBAKX Год назад +25

    YO NIKKO!!!! I’m so hyped you finally did a navy video lol. But best navy trait is we are all raging party animals. We don’t see land for hella long at a time so we just be goin crazy as soon as we hit port. Keep up the good work Nikko! I love your shit and it makes my day.

    • @LokiTheN00B
      @LokiTheN00B 9 месяцев назад

      Soon after words at bar 2 they passed out and we had to find they're less wasted buddies to get em back

  • @stevecarter2539
    @stevecarter2539 Год назад +26

    It doesn’t matter the content in the video, the energy you bring to every video makes it good

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin Год назад +7

    The navy is the chillest branch because they got the Big Guns. Never have to worry about running from an enemy when you can just obliterate the hill they are standing on with a single missile lol.

  • @robbededecker1718
    @robbededecker1718 Год назад +12

    dude, being on board a ship is the most hilarious shit ever I swear to god! Also we have the best parties

  • @reaper_T_T
    @reaper_T_T Год назад +6

    Nikko always knows how to turn my compensator into an extended barrel

  • @_ArmyCharg
    @_ArmyCharg 4 месяца назад +1

    Navy here, and I'd say drinking in port and while out at sea and stupid shit out at sea makes the terrible time slightly worth it.

  • @matthewjones6638
    @matthewjones6638 Год назад +12

    Three years in the Army and they still haven't learned not to wear their cover inside.. Classic Army. 😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-wt9ek
      @JohnDoe-wt9ek Год назад +7

      How else are we going to exhibit our carefree and free spirited attitude?

  • @RealTreyDay272
    @RealTreyDay272 Год назад +2

    "me at 7:50" Navy subs here: DUI's, drinking underage, and destroying government property

  • @amyjordan7968
    @amyjordan7968 Год назад +36

    It's such a good day when nikko posts-and nikko ur the best-and yes hes still a regular sailor-

  • @WickedBoo13
    @WickedBoo13 Год назад +5

    Both our mouths dropped at the same time. Mom bout to get a daughter back😂😂 Thanks Navy 🤣🤣

  • @futileskills
    @futileskills Год назад +57

    As a navy vet. He was definitely a boot. Also, all the jokes and rumors are true.

  • @Hullad1379
    @Hullad1379 Год назад +4

    yeah burlap bags filled with metal cans that have been shredded,the bag rots and the metal rusts. plastics are melted into huge pucks and placed in trash bags for disposal at port. no issues here.

    • @tridder
      @tridder 7 месяцев назад

      We didn't do that shit in the German Navy though. The old ships had garbage incinerators and the newer ones just collected the trash.

  • @chrissywhatHD
    @chrissywhatHD Год назад +2

    Nikko brutally honest on the war going on right now!

  • @Proditum-dt4vz
    @Proditum-dt4vz 9 месяцев назад +2

    As a navy submariner nah bro. Seabees don’t ever go underway and if they ever do it’s for a few days. Regular sailors deal with 6-7 month deployments

  • @highmaintenanceredneck
    @highmaintenanceredneck Год назад +2

    Your military fail videos are my literal favorite thing to watch on RUclips

  • @roycoronado8204
    @roycoronado8204 Год назад +10

    Finally something to cure my work boredom thank you nikko

  • @burtonmoore996
    @burtonmoore996 Год назад +1

    1:20 😮 everyone is getting in trouble. As a former enlisted sailor. I can expect next month or two is going to be hell on high water.

  • @Me.a.TBalls
    @Me.a.TBalls Год назад +2

    Did Not expect the flamethrower plug there 😂

  • @Aprilzolnierczyk-qk5nu
    @Aprilzolnierczyk-qk5nu 10 месяцев назад +2

    Chanel is so chilling like a villain!!🐶🐕😎😎

  • @sshhrroomm
    @sshhrroomm Год назад +4

    i love your channel Nikko, it always makes my day better to see you posted a new video 🫶

  • @briandugas1648
    @briandugas1648 Год назад +1

    A Seabee is just a 21-W Carpentry/Masonry expert. That was my first MOS while in the Army and I trained with them down in Gulfport Mississippi.

  • @thegerb5417
    @thegerb5417 Год назад +2

    Storms at sea are the best times. You can jump higher, walk on walls and at night you get rocked to sleep.

  • @ZacNone
    @ZacNone Год назад +9

    Keep an eye on Nikko when he has the flame thrower make sure he does not set any thing on fire

  • @bigal5395
    @bigal5395 Год назад +4

    I can’t believe there isn’t more hate for calling Seabees regular sailors

  • @thellamaking2562
    @thellamaking2562 Год назад +14

    Daddy niko has posted let’s go

  • @patrioticz2858
    @patrioticz2858 Год назад +4

    10:20 one reason I think is because they haven't really had a threat yet and haven't really had to do much combat, I mean just look at how many ships they have crashed in the last few years

  • @AllStarrKo
    @AllStarrKo Год назад +18

    Military fails is my favorite series😂

  • @shorty6890
    @shorty6890 Год назад

    9:29 the DO NOT OBSTRUCT leads to the other rack or an opening. It makes like a tunnel

  • @MrHimself71
    @MrHimself71 Год назад

    Seabees = Force/Regiment/Battalion/Platoon/Squad/Fire team… so not normal! 20yrs & no ships but I still love ya bro.

  • @noodleninjar6218
    @noodleninjar6218 Год назад +1

    lol the funny thing is that metal in 4-7 days the metal disolves in saltwater XD

  • @ricardomontes4940
    @ricardomontes4940 Год назад +10

    Was up Reese
    So cool to see you after joining the military. Thank you for your service

  • @reginaldlynsey6107
    @reginaldlynsey6107 10 месяцев назад

    If you talk to the Korean War vets… the Seabees were not regular sailors! 🤣

  • @Expialidocious46545
    @Expialidocious46545 Год назад +1

    I just about died laughing at the navy vs marine pt hahahahhaa

  • @treysexton1624
    @treysexton1624 Год назад +5

    My cousin served in the navy from 2003 to 2007 on a ship his entire team looked badass there were multiple snipers! They intercepted pirate boats? His m16 in his pictures had 20 inch barrels!

  • @aprilc3422
    @aprilc3422 Год назад +2

    Chanel lookin like “Ah damn it what now?” Yall are so adorable!

  • @litnic2437
    @litnic2437 Год назад +1

    “That’s not milk”

  • @therealnodeezeee5487
    @therealnodeezeee5487 Год назад +22

    Nikko the type to make you question your sexuality 😏

  • @JocularMonkey
    @JocularMonkey Год назад +1

    Navy best traits? We definitely know how to party and drink. Theres a reason why we have Fleet Week.

  • @Kaylinn312
    @Kaylinn312 Год назад +2

    The grape almost made me piss myself from laughing👍

  • @kimdramas
    @kimdramas Год назад +2

    Nikko clearly does not like the ocean 😂

  • @Scp.foundation.enjoyer
    @Scp.foundation.enjoyer Год назад +2

    Dog has joined the fight

  • @craigmiller3392
    @craigmiller3392 Год назад

    Later back is fax. Raiding compounds at night and chilling in Sadam’s pools all day.

  • @Vinnie-Venom
    @Vinnie-Venom 8 месяцев назад

    Oh no Nikko, we're not skipping over the fact you're sponsored by a damn *flame thrower!!*

  • @herbenevolence4198
    @herbenevolence4198 6 месяцев назад

    To those shipmates that complain about how all they see is the water around them, at least they get to see said water.

  • @Celestial_jade43
    @Celestial_jade43 6 месяцев назад

    Pollution??? .... You mean 'night ops' lmaoooooo

  • @ryanlange404
    @ryanlange404 Год назад +1

    The wet socks. I thought I understood, but I had no idea. I just walked 12 miles with wet shoes and socks and I just want to give up on life.

  • @jwwt4
    @jwwt4 Год назад

    good timing with the navys birthday coming up in 2 days

  • @The_Patriot71x
    @The_Patriot71x Год назад +1

    Absolutely love Nikko, I’m going to West Point, joining the army, then becoming an army ranger 🫡

  • @TheEclipsedWraith
    @TheEclipsedWraith 8 месяцев назад

    Former Navy AME: Best Feature? Party never stops!

  • @BumpyBaluga
    @BumpyBaluga Год назад +2

    Being on the 13th MEU, seas def got choppy. But as the Marine detatchment, we literally just sat inside all day, unless we did PT and shooting at the water lol

  • @joshmellon390
    @joshmellon390 Год назад

    We put a swimming pool in a barraks room. Baracks? Barricks. Holy fucking shit man.

  • @ZacNone
    @ZacNone Год назад +1

    Love your vids man

  • @LexSteel2015
    @LexSteel2015 Год назад

    6:18 lol thats my ship taking that fuel probe back

  • @themagentleman6735
    @themagentleman6735 Год назад

    Best trait: Alcohol tolerance and parties anywhere Worst trait: skate level 9000

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Год назад +5

    You're still a regular sailor 😂

  • @pimpchimp5182
    @pimpchimp5182 9 месяцев назад

    Navy's best trait is being the largest Air Force in the world

  • @dominicgarcia2552
    @dominicgarcia2552 Год назад

    Lmao knew the grape dude was in my squadron 😂

  • @buzz177
    @buzz177 Год назад

    Bro... We know how to party. Tin Can old-style Shellback.

  • @redlego01Frost
    @redlego01Frost Год назад +3

    Love your videos keep it up,

  • @TribalGrayFox
    @TribalGrayFox Год назад

    Most accurate description! Yea its a fraternity, or a cult depending on the ship

  • @nicholastormey5946
    @nicholastormey5946 Год назад

    that snow turn to solid rock

  • @gunjunky187
    @gunjunky187 Год назад +5

    I would absolutely love to know more about Space Force mos's and wtf they do.

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 Год назад

      potato, thats all you need to know

  • @LubLub22
    @LubLub22 Год назад

    “That’s not milk” 🤣

  • @je8490ghh
    @je8490ghh Год назад

    Nikko, ARMY got me 6 years and no bonus

  • @marshallrohde9809
    @marshallrohde9809 Год назад

    Seabees don’t get ship assignments for the most part

  • @xtremeslothman6521
    @xtremeslothman6521 Год назад +1

    uhh i just realised nikko as an AK47 chilling right next to his Dog LOL! I have no clue why you have ak-47 but also why near the dog lol.

  • @2FlyCaptain
    @2FlyCaptain Год назад

    The world is 70% uncarbonated water.
    So, technically flat...

  • @user-unknown506
    @user-unknown506 Год назад +1

    Amazing bro 🤩👏

  • @JcBravo8
    @JcBravo8 Год назад

    Space Force got permission to operate nuclear spaceships. WE GOING ATOMIC, Y'ALL!!!

  • @pantherstrumpet69
    @pantherstrumpet69 Год назад

    The emergency escape in the racks goes to your neighbors rack. Just in case you get lonely at night...

  • @Chaotic2W1
    @Chaotic2W1 Год назад

    The Air Force is the chilliest branch by far. They ain't getting our hands dirty unless it involves grease or gun oil. USAF are the first branch during deployment with an umbrella drink in hand.

  • @Havøc_Varangian
    @Havøc_Varangian 5 месяцев назад

    7:06 them homosexual tendencies 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notyourusualsuspect6175
    @notyourusualsuspect6175 Год назад

    Danish Royal carries all the garbage to port.. Yeah, several containers.

  • @YS420X
    @YS420X 8 месяцев назад

    Bro your dog is so little here 😢
    I love her haha

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Год назад

    First the CS with the VAQ 135 I know that squadron that's at Whidbey bro! 😂

  • @RadsHunter
    @RadsHunter Год назад +1

    My best traits are racism

  • @Nomad_3040
    @Nomad_3040 Год назад

    In the navy, we know how to party. Even in NJROTC, we know how ti party.

  • @notyourusualsuspect6175
    @notyourusualsuspect6175 Год назад

    WHO DAT CUTE ASS PUPPY, BRO?!
    Ineed to restart the video, caught nothing after you showed that cutie pie, damn you army boy

  • @kaeso1596
    @kaeso1596 Год назад

    Seabees arent regular sailors, they are combat constructionmen who never go on ships and deploy with marines

  • @mr.t1210
    @mr.t1210 Год назад

    gotta do airforce fails now to round it out

  • @Adventurehandle
    @Adventurehandle Год назад

    Sailors are the undisputed drinkers.

  • @JustDreGaming_
    @JustDreGaming_ Год назад

    That man Crosby 😭😭

  • @Whiteknight-xg2pq
    @Whiteknight-xg2pq Год назад +1

    I'm gonna need that Flammewerfer, but like 40% smaller so I can mount it to my little .22 and...... hunt bugs.

  • @BrokenInBeauty
    @BrokenInBeauty Год назад +1

    Nikko, you’re BOOTIFUL and I love you.
    That is all.

  • @zecktheman2034
    @zecktheman2034 Год назад

    the slide blow was epic!!! 🤣

  • @dirtychai5245
    @dirtychai5245 Год назад

    Seabees are sailors that just never go on ships

  • @Polish_Gopnik
    @Polish_Gopnik Год назад

    my stepsis is joining the navy, gotta show it to her XD. Amazing video Bro

  • @TheVanillaReport
    @TheVanillaReport Год назад

    Why tf is your sponsor a literal flame thrower 😂

  • @NaMossberg
    @NaMossberg Год назад +1

    Love your vids Nikko❤❤❤