First day on a navy ship: "Why are there so many boot marks on the walls?" First day after going through a massive storm, with the ship rolling 45 degrees for 3 days straight: "I get it now..."
I joined in 08, and we were still drinking hard core back then, too. A super drunken Boston pub crawl on St. Pateicks day is how I became a parent for the first time 9 months later, lol 😂. He's now 14, and I 100% made his middle name Patrick. No shame either, I was young and dumb, and had a blast.
The best part about being on a navy ship is going topside at night. The stars are AMAZING because you're not near any city light pollution. Also the bioillum is pretty sick. Best qualities though: enlisted sailors are super chill, and there ain't nothing like that chief/divo power couple.
YO NIKKO!!!! I’m so hyped you finally did a navy video lol. But best navy trait is we are all raging party animals. We don’t see land for hella long at a time so we just be goin crazy as soon as we hit port. Keep up the good work Nikko! I love your shit and it makes my day.
The navy is the chillest branch because they got the Big Guns. Never have to worry about running from an enemy when you can just obliterate the hill they are standing on with a single missile lol.
yeah burlap bags filled with metal cans that have been shredded,the bag rots and the metal rusts. plastics are melted into huge pucks and placed in trash bags for disposal at port. no issues here.
10:20 one reason I think is because they haven't really had a threat yet and haven't really had to do much combat, I mean just look at how many ships they have crashed in the last few years
My cousin served in the navy from 2003 to 2007 on a ship his entire team looked badass there were multiple snipers! They intercepted pirate boats? His m16 in his pictures had 20 inch barrels!
Being on the 13th MEU, seas def got choppy. But as the Marine detatchment, we literally just sat inside all day, unless we did PT and shooting at the water lol
The Air Force is the chilliest branch by far. They ain't getting our hands dirty unless it involves grease or gun oil. USAF are the first branch during deployment with an umbrella drink in hand.
"The government needs you more than you need them" followed by
"I would never hurt myself"
Had me ☠️
Who gave Nikko a flame thrower bad idea😂😂
You’re not wrong 😂
God damn it, he burned jerry again,
jerry burned more than Pompeii victims:🗿
PWAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
The first spider he sees house up in flames
I'd give him 100x. if legal and money thing
First day on a navy ship: "Why are there so many boot marks on the walls?"
First day after going through a massive storm, with the ship rolling 45 degrees for 3 days straight: "I get it now..."
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Niko: AYO COME BUY THIS FLAMETHROWER
I could watch Nikko and the puppy all day long
Same
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Facts
Nikko: The navy is so chill
Deck Dept and Engineering Dept: Am I a joke to you?
"Join the Navy they said! They didn't tell you the world was 70% water!!!" Had me dead 😂 another great video Nikko 💜😉
Nikko is the perfect person for a flamethrower sponsorship 😂
Let's not give nikko flame thrower
I’m an old sailor, so drinking was my superpower. We were really good at it.
Is it true that you guys regularly drink entire towns dry when you pull into port?
If by "towns" you mean up to and including small and medium sized countries, yes yes we do.
I joined in 08, and we were still drinking hard core back then, too. A super drunken Boston pub crawl on St. Pateicks day is how I became a parent for the first time 9 months later, lol 😂. He's now 14, and I 100% made his middle name Patrick. No shame either, I was young and dumb, and had a blast.
The best part about being on a navy ship is going topside at night. The stars are AMAZING because you're not near any city light pollution. Also the bioillum is pretty sick.
Best qualities though: enlisted sailors are super chill, and there ain't nothing like that chief/divo power couple.
Desert Storm was first time I saw waves glowing
The boat that tipped was a medical small boat with the USNS Comfort. It was even worse to see in person. 🙃
YO NIKKO!!!! I’m so hyped you finally did a navy video lol. But best navy trait is we are all raging party animals. We don’t see land for hella long at a time so we just be goin crazy as soon as we hit port. Keep up the good work Nikko! I love your shit and it makes my day.
Soon after words at bar 2 they passed out and we had to find they're less wasted buddies to get em back
It doesn’t matter the content in the video, the energy you bring to every video makes it good
The navy is the chillest branch because they got the Big Guns. Never have to worry about running from an enemy when you can just obliterate the hill they are standing on with a single missile lol.
dude, being on board a ship is the most hilarious shit ever I swear to god! Also we have the best parties
Nikko always knows how to turn my compensator into an extended barrel
Navy here, and I'd say drinking in port and while out at sea and stupid shit out at sea makes the terrible time slightly worth it.
Three years in the Army and they still haven't learned not to wear their cover inside.. Classic Army. 😂😂
How else are we going to exhibit our carefree and free spirited attitude?
"me at 7:50" Navy subs here: DUI's, drinking underage, and destroying government property
It's such a good day when nikko posts-and nikko ur the best-and yes hes still a regular sailor-
For real!
@@nikkoortizshorts yep
Both our mouths dropped at the same time. Mom bout to get a daughter back😂😂 Thanks Navy 🤣🤣
As a navy vet. He was definitely a boot. Also, all the jokes and rumors are true.
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yeah burlap bags filled with metal cans that have been shredded,the bag rots and the metal rusts. plastics are melted into huge pucks and placed in trash bags for disposal at port. no issues here.
We didn't do that shit in the German Navy though. The old ships had garbage incinerators and the newer ones just collected the trash.
Nikko brutally honest on the war going on right now!
As a navy submariner nah bro. Seabees don’t ever go underway and if they ever do it’s for a few days. Regular sailors deal with 6-7 month deployments
Your military fail videos are my literal favorite thing to watch on RUclips
Finally something to cure my work boredom thank you nikko
Much needed 😅
1:20 😮 everyone is getting in trouble. As a former enlisted sailor. I can expect next month or two is going to be hell on high water.
Did Not expect the flamethrower plug there 😂
Chanel is so chilling like a villain!!🐶🐕😎😎
i love your channel Nikko, it always makes my day better to see you posted a new video 🫶
A Seabee is just a 21-W Carpentry/Masonry expert. That was my first MOS while in the Army and I trained with them down in Gulfport Mississippi.
Storms at sea are the best times. You can jump higher, walk on walls and at night you get rocked to sleep.
Keep an eye on Nikko when he has the flame thrower make sure he does not set any thing on fire
I can’t believe there isn’t more hate for calling Seabees regular sailors
Daddy niko has posted let’s go
Facas
Daddy’s hereeee
You didn’t even spell his name right. Wtf
@@maryjane4432bro fuck autocorrect
Wtf
10:20 one reason I think is because they haven't really had a threat yet and haven't really had to do much combat, I mean just look at how many ships they have crashed in the last few years
Military fails is my favorite series😂
9:29 the DO NOT OBSTRUCT leads to the other rack or an opening. It makes like a tunnel
Seabees = Force/Regiment/Battalion/Platoon/Squad/Fire team… so not normal! 20yrs & no ships but I still love ya bro.
lol the funny thing is that metal in 4-7 days the metal disolves in saltwater XD
Was up Reese
So cool to see you after joining the military. Thank you for your service
If you talk to the Korean War vets… the Seabees were not regular sailors! 🤣
I just about died laughing at the navy vs marine pt hahahahhaa
My cousin served in the navy from 2003 to 2007 on a ship his entire team looked badass there were multiple snipers! They intercepted pirate boats? His m16 in his pictures had 20 inch barrels!
Chanel lookin like “Ah damn it what now?” Yall are so adorable!
“That’s not milk”
Nikko the type to make you question your sexuality 😏
Navy best traits? We definitely know how to party and drink. Theres a reason why we have Fleet Week.
The grape almost made me piss myself from laughing👍
Nikko clearly does not like the ocean 😂
Dog has joined the fight
Later back is fax. Raiding compounds at night and chilling in Sadam’s pools all day.
Oh no Nikko, we're not skipping over the fact you're sponsored by a damn *flame thrower!!*
To those shipmates that complain about how all they see is the water around them, at least they get to see said water.
Pollution??? .... You mean 'night ops' lmaoooooo
The wet socks. I thought I understood, but I had no idea. I just walked 12 miles with wet shoes and socks and I just want to give up on life.
good timing with the navys birthday coming up in 2 days
Absolutely love Nikko, I’m going to West Point, joining the army, then becoming an army ranger 🫡
Former Navy AME: Best Feature? Party never stops!
Being on the 13th MEU, seas def got choppy. But as the Marine detatchment, we literally just sat inside all day, unless we did PT and shooting at the water lol
We put a swimming pool in a barraks room. Baracks? Barricks. Holy fucking shit man.
Love your vids man
6:18 lol thats my ship taking that fuel probe back
Best trait: Alcohol tolerance and parties anywhere Worst trait: skate level 9000
You're still a regular sailor 😂
Navy's best trait is being the largest Air Force in the world
Lmao knew the grape dude was in my squadron 😂
Bro... We know how to party. Tin Can old-style Shellback.
Love your videos keep it up,
Fails are the best 😂
Most accurate description! Yea its a fraternity, or a cult depending on the ship
that snow turn to solid rock
I would absolutely love to know more about Space Force mos's and wtf they do.
potato, thats all you need to know
“That’s not milk” 🤣
Nikko, ARMY got me 6 years and no bonus
Seabees don’t get ship assignments for the most part
uhh i just realised nikko as an AK47 chilling right next to his Dog LOL! I have no clue why you have ak-47 but also why near the dog lol.
The world is 70% uncarbonated water.
So, technically flat...
Amazing bro 🤩👏
Space Force got permission to operate nuclear spaceships. WE GOING ATOMIC, Y'ALL!!!
The emergency escape in the racks goes to your neighbors rack. Just in case you get lonely at night...
The Air Force is the chilliest branch by far. They ain't getting our hands dirty unless it involves grease or gun oil. USAF are the first branch during deployment with an umbrella drink in hand.
7:06 them homosexual tendencies 😂😂😂😂😂
Danish Royal carries all the garbage to port.. Yeah, several containers.
Bro your dog is so little here 😢
I love her haha
First the CS with the VAQ 135 I know that squadron that's at Whidbey bro! 😂
My best traits are racism
In the navy, we know how to party. Even in NJROTC, we know how ti party.
WHO DAT CUTE ASS PUPPY, BRO?!
Ineed to restart the video, caught nothing after you showed that cutie pie, damn you army boy
Seabees arent regular sailors, they are combat constructionmen who never go on ships and deploy with marines
gotta do airforce fails now to round it out
Sailors are the undisputed drinkers.
That man Crosby 😭😭
I'm gonna need that Flammewerfer, but like 40% smaller so I can mount it to my little .22 and...... hunt bugs.
Nikko, you’re BOOTIFUL and I love you.
That is all.
the slide blow was epic!!! 🤣
Seabees are sailors that just never go on ships
my stepsis is joining the navy, gotta show it to her XD. Amazing video Bro
Why tf is your sponsor a literal flame thrower 😂
Love your vids Nikko❤❤❤