So I was a marine postal man (literally worked for usps on marine bases). The training for that was on Fort Jackson. One day when we hand nothing to do and the command wanted to keep us busy, they had us pick up pine cones and arrange them in a pattern around the pine trees.
Marines are expected to have their sleeves rolled as tight as possible. My arms aren't nearly that big but I still needed help removing mine some days when it got really hot out. Sleeves that are worn loosely are referred to as "gunny sleeves" because its most common to see a gunny who gives zero walking around with them.
I was visiting my boyfriend at The "Great" Place (Ft. Hood), walking up to his barracks while it was pouring. Walked past a private mopping the sidewalk with a Sargent yelling in his face, "You missed a spot!" It was awesome.
I was in my ROTC unit with a 3rd gen military cadet, he said while his dad was training, he killed a sand flea on an exercise. So the DI made him dig a 6 foot grave for the flea in the sand and as soon as he finished covering up the grave, the DI asked “which way did you bury the flea, back or stomach?” Regardless, he dug the fucking thing back up to flip it over.🤣
My boy told me they made the boots collect "exhaust samples" from the vehicles in the motor pool. They'd have one hold a trash bag over the exhaust and the other hit the gas. Then they were told to label them and take them to the office, and told not to spill any or they'd have to start over. 😅
Dumbest thing I made my pfcs do was when they were giving our armorer a hard time who happened to be an nco and I heard him yelling at them, I told the landscapers that we’re cutting the barracks grass to take a break. I chilled with the landscapers and had some beers with them in the smoke pit while watching the platoon line up and cut the grass by ripping the grass one by one. If one went to fast they had to go all the way back. It was phenomenal
so happy for all you success on all your platforms dude! i've watched your videos everyday i feel down, and you never fail to lift my spirits. Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Was literally at work when I watched this, the “they were at kissing height” made me almost spit out my coffee 😂 Also I wasn’t in the military but my buddy who did said something stupid to a drill Srgt was tol to go vacuum the grass, another buddy was told to go collect the rain with a bucket
My grandpa who is a retired Air Force colonel is really really amused by your branches videos especially the ones that roast the Air Force. He has me download them and send them to my grandma so she can show him on her iPad because he is a boomer and can’t work a computer or smartphone.
Salute the squirrels. Apparently the rodents were trained to stare at you till you give them food and your not allowed to stop saluting until they go away.
I made my squad flip rocks in the gravel pit all afternoon so they wouldn’t get too burned on one side. They learned not to rat out who smuggled in the vodka. Those Uzbek sources are hard to come by.
I'm not in the military so I don't want to front but I think I would definitely be like homegirl lol. Fun video thanks for the laugh - "they're using tents inside a tent" love your commentary!
I had a exhaust sample make it all the way up to the Battalion XO needless to say I had to make a special trip to HQ to explain why I let it get that far.
My favorite tiktok video has to be when you made a tiktok about the Army JROTC 😂 it was hilarious cause its so true, and I am in JROTC right now so it was even better! Love the videos by the way! Great work!
My ex fiancé she was in the military in the army to be exact and she always tried to take control but then was always emotional on how things ended up so I had to put my foot down but we always went back-and-forth sadly things never worked it out
Congrats on your growing success, Nikko! And going hand in hand with the military tik toks, why not do some reactions to the military k9 tik toks? Our service k9s need some love too lol
My husband told me that he saw someone barf in his hand, and a drill sergeant told him to put it in his pocket. He also saw someone get told to get some "air samples" with a garbage bag.
Rake the sand in the desert 😆 🤣 Looking for the keys to the hummer Given a class on proper fox holes with a functional grenade sump Picking everything that dosent grow on line
The guy with huge biceps will usually get his ass beat down by the guy that has regular arms but his fingers look like they have their own biceps. Never get in a fight with a fame carpenter, mechanic, concrete guy or roofer. This has been a public service announcement….carry on…
That guy who got stuck in his shirt. 😂 What a weird problem to have. Gotta give it to the seams on that uniform. They stood and served under great duress. How the hell did they not bust?!
@@nikkoortiz Capt said humvees couldn't get stuck,proved him wrong. Lol. Lucky the Colonel sided with me.i mowed lawns he got embarrassed,but I took it as a win.
It's good to see the things I weld holding up a service member by there belt. And it won't break the belt might but that lower block ain't going nowhere
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Favorite military TikToks are yours with all the branches as roommates, specifically when everyone meets Space Force and Potato's son.
Appreciate you Thomas!
I miss the branches
Lmfao that was a good one😂😂
@@nikkoortiz I second this one. I've been begging for you to make another video giving us an update on baby potato
The 911 operator one was the funniest
So I was a marine postal man (literally worked for usps on marine bases). The training for that was on Fort Jackson. One day when we hand nothing to do and the command wanted to keep us busy, they had us pick up pine cones and arrange them in a pattern around the pine trees.
what for exactly? respect? ceremony? or just for shits and giggles?
or were they just extremely bored
@@XanderLeakbecause they told him to
Because Command wanted it that way.
“This had to be the gayest conversation any human being can have” got me cracking up 😂
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Poor tyler valenzia
Marines are expected to have their sleeves rolled as tight as possible. My arms aren't nearly that big but I still needed help removing mine some days when it got really hot out. Sleeves that are worn loosely are referred to as "gunny sleeves" because its most common to see a gunny who gives zero walking around with them.
Nikko you a unit bruh. Army experience, Navy sus, and Marine humor. Would've loved serving with you bro. Semper from the USMC
I was visiting my boyfriend at The "Great" Place (Ft. Hood), walking up to his barracks while it was pouring. Walked past a private mopping the sidewalk with a Sargent yelling in his face, "You missed a spot!" It was awesome.
They’ll find a reason to smoke their sorry asses. I hope your boyfriend wasn’t as unlucky.
Lmao!! I went to basic and my husband literally spoke to me softer!
Why is that funny?
marriage gon get rocky now on...
"I have a rock up my ass" had me dying
Bro I was dead aswell 😂
I was in my ROTC unit with a 3rd gen military cadet, he said while his dad was training, he killed a sand flea on an exercise. So the DI made him dig a 6 foot grave for the flea in the sand and as soon as he finished covering up the grave, the DI asked “which way did you bury the flea, back or stomach?” Regardless, he dug the fucking thing back up to flip it over.🤣
Bro I'm in JROTC rn. Feels too lax...might join raiders soon
I’ve never seen arms this big in my life
I just wanna smell his strong military arms lol
I don't see the attraction in that shit. It's gross when your muscles have muscles.
@@RLL212 good thing no one does it for you
@@RLL212 Well it’s gross when your chins have chins but we aren’t talking about you are we?
@@Thanks4AllTheFunTimes1221 😂😂😂
"yall are in a tent - and people BROUGHT TENTS" the screaming, the bleeps, the constant swearing - this is the laugh I needed this morning!
My boy told me they made the boots collect "exhaust samples" from the vehicles in the motor pool.
They'd have one hold a trash bag over the exhaust and the other hit the gas. Then they were told to label them and take them to the office, and told not to spill any or they'd have to start over. 😅
"You don't put blackface on black face" had me dead bro
Dumbest thing I made my pfcs do was when they were giving our armorer a hard time who happened to be an nco and I heard him yelling at them, I told the landscapers that we’re cutting the barracks grass to take a break. I chilled with the landscapers and had some beers with them in the smoke pit while watching the platoon line up and cut the grass by ripping the grass one by one. If one went to fast they had to go all the way back. It was phenomenal
so happy for all you success on all your platforms dude! i've watched your videos everyday i feel down, and you never fail to lift my spirits. Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Jackson thank you so much man!!
The motto for the royal navy?
When trying to watch a 10min video with on base service
We just not gonna talk about the part where the shirt sleeve guy was like “I’m gonna try to go limp”
Niko saying skreets made my entire day 💀💀💀💀💀
Lmao these SKREETS
0:12 Don't have one, but personally, I love the shorts where you are reacting to military fails!
Was literally at work when I watched this, the “they were at kissing height” made me almost spit out my coffee 😂
Also I wasn’t in the military but my buddy who did said something stupid to a drill Srgt was tol to go vacuum the grass, another buddy was told to go collect the rain with a bucket
Lmao vacuuming the grass god damn 😂
My grandpa who is a retired Air Force colonel is really really amused by your branches videos especially the ones that roast the Air Force. He has me download them and send them to my grandma so she can show him on her iPad because he is a boomer and can’t work a computer or smartphone.
Lol what does he say about navy tho
@@globaladdict 🌈
Lol I made the cut 😂 thanks for featuring me bro. That reaction was hilarious haha
if im being brutally honest.....military tiktoks are the best especially the kissing ones
you sus bro!
Kissing is cool sometimes
Rofl you're editor is great lol but the original is even funnier. Just maybe not okay for RUclips lol
Black on black makes perfect sense in that the natural oils in your skin make it shiny. The camo paint is a flat color. No shine.
Yeah I'm definitely getting a feeling that the Navy is your true personality lol
Nikko How do you miss him saying im gonna try and be limp at 5:42 🤣
My dad once told me he made his privates sweep the sand on the beach near his base😂😂
Sus and very funny! making days better Nikko!!! ❤
Thank you Marie!!
Navy branch drooling when they see the ripped guy
bro done did a backflip outta that plane
I love the ones that insinuate that the marine is banging navy 😂 Love your videos! ❤
Your tiktoks are the absolute best hands down bro! Ain't even a competition 🤣
Omg lady I appreciate you!
Salute the squirrels. Apparently the rodents were trained to stare at you till you give them food and your not allowed to stop saluting until they go away.
They on X games mode lol
5:23 they gon be fighting and he just gonna pick up a tank and throw it at them casually
I made my squad flip rocks in the gravel pit all afternoon so they wouldn’t get too burned on one side. They learned not to rat out who smuggled in the vodka. Those Uzbek sources are hard to come by.
😂😂😂 the fuckery lol
I once made a private cut his grass with scissors. He didn't want to cut it and Top was in my ass about it, so I got real stupid with him.
Fuck fuck games
Can't believe he's grown so much....navy must be doing some favours...
😂😂😂😂
4:51 You know your buff when your veins have veins😂
1Sgt had a guy vacuuming a parking lot once. Forget what he did, but it was hilarious to watch.
Lmfaooo 😂
Former marine. I made my boots sweep the sand in 29 palms for leaving cig butts everywhere but the smoke pit can lmfao
I'm not in the military so I don't want to front but I think I would definitely be like homegirl lol. Fun video thanks for the laugh - "they're using tents inside a tent" love your commentary!
My grandma prepared me for BS details. If us kids were acting up we were sent into the woods to pick up sticks.
5:23 blud counts as an entire platoon 💀
I love these vids, keep going :)
Thanks 69 gonna keep sending!
I have never used my military discount, except for this one time. My dad made me go to home depot and buy him shit so I could use my discount xD
I had a exhaust sample make it all the way up to the Battalion XO needless to say I had to make a special trip to HQ to explain why I let it get that far.
Omg the exhaust samples 😂😂
More military tiktoks please!!
More military tiktoks to come!
1:28 LOL domestic violence is so funny 🤣
My favorite tiktok video has to be when you made a tiktok about the Army JROTC 😂 it was hilarious cause its so true, and I am in JROTC right now so it was even better! Love the videos by the way! Great work!
Lmfao thanks bro!! That was a good one!
No problem, lol. Watching Army try to protect JROTC was hilarious as well.
Love the highlights!! So effing funny! And your laugh - LOVE IT!! 😂
this is a very funny one!
Thanks brat I’m tryin 😂😂
From an active duty soldier. Love your content bro ❤️
They make sure they take a s*** before they go home
lmao did anyone notice the blanks on the guys head at 10:30
I have a rock up my asssss
You now that buff marine hasnt ate a mre since basic
😂😂😂 to many calories
Oh my God we need nikko animated get the "how hood soldiers shoot" clip animated. "He's not even fighting the enemy" got me sideways lmao
My ex fiancé she was in the military in the army to be exact and she always tried to take control but then was always emotional on how things ended up so I had to put my foot down but we always went back-and-forth sadly things never worked it out
I had to pressure wash the parking lot in the pouring rain 🤣
Congrats on your growing success, Nikko! And going hand in hand with the military tik toks, why not do some reactions to the military k9 tik toks? Our service k9s need some love too lol
this is amazing!! ur funny as hell brooo!! 🤣🤣
Ramirez thanks bro!
Omg So weird! Love your channels🎉
My husband told me that he saw someone barf in his hand, and a drill sergeant told him to put it in his pocket.
He also saw someone get told to get some "air samples" with a garbage bag.
Love the vids man keep it up
Thank you Goofy!
GOOFY!! Will do bro!
Love your vids Nikko
Thanks Jordan!
I’ve been made to shine brass in the rain 🤦🏻
Favorite military tik tok was Jump Day with the Branches "Did Army use a parachute? Then I dont need one"
Love these vids!!!
Thanks Puggy!
Thanks puggy I appreciate you!
New podcast anytime soon? First one was a banger! Can’t wait for more!
Just finish up up website then stufio and it’s up!
Holy shit nik I remember your channel at 50k and I came back to you at 1m. Good fucking job 👍
That body builder was definitely on some gear!
Rake the sand in the desert 😆 🤣
Looking for the keys to the hummer
Given a class on proper fox holes with a functional grenade sump
Picking everything that dosent grow on line
Me and the boys out vacuuming the sand while watching the mortar team.
I’ve literally gone to a store and when I asked they’re like here’s this coupon, it’ll give you a better deal than your military discount…. 😂
The guy with huge biceps will usually get his ass beat down by the guy that has regular arms but his fingers look like they have their own biceps. Never get in a fight with a fame carpenter, mechanic, concrete guy or roofer. This has been a public service announcement….carry on…
Okay fair enough tip lol
5:10 I bet that guy doesn't need to add that fold when he rolls his sleeves
That guy who got stuck in his shirt. 😂 What a weird problem to have. Gotta give it to the seams on that uniform. They stood and served under great duress. How the hell did they not bust?!
1:25 Basically dealing with endless periods lol
Shovel snow at Fort Drum while it is still freaking snowing… fun when it’s lake effect snow ❄️ too.
Oh hell no! Lol
@@nikkoortiz yup. Gotta love the endless tasks for being stupid lol 😂
I was in for 16 years , and loved every minute.
When did the USMC start putting name tapes on trousers? lol And those quick Squad Rush Drills had me dying
You can choose to get them sewn on! A lot of dudes do it before going to school!
We're required to have them in our trousers. Been a requirement ever sense digicams were a thing
This dude’s stuff is the best no matter what it is he is reacting to or the stuff he does 😂😂😂😂
Being jacked in the Corps everyday was a struggle 😂
1:52 bro is in a military boot camp relationship 💀
Definitely my favorite RUclipsr/ tik toker. Definitely brightens my day each time you post 😂
Jamesons Travels gave you a shout out for being so funny. I see some great collab potential there.
YOOOO
We had to MOP THE RAIN WHILE ITS SHILL RAINING IN PT GEAR LIKE WTF!!!!! 😂
I am dead! You’re seriously funny! 😂 love all your videos btw.
Thanks Javi!!!
Best thing was vacuuming a gravel drive 😂 they could be done with there wasn't anymore gravel dust
"go start turning the rocks under the flagpole over so they can suntan on the other side"
dude that was bouncing around on that tarp pretending to shoot was just moving into the impact spot where the return fire misses then become hits.
I love this dude . He’s a total badass and funny af!!! Love this content !!😂
Racking leaves in the rain makes you look like you're racking the rain... Top was not pleased
1:24 I was THAT person, the one who insists on exiting the ride in the most creative way possible.
It's what my dad did, but he had to scrub concrete with a toothbrush until I was spotless
Those idiots with tents inside the work bay, those are ANG SCOUTS Highschool Kids playing Army.
Mowed same lawn at ft.hood 3 times one day
Lmfao military is full of not fun Suprises 😂
@@nikkoortiz Capt said humvees couldn't get stuck,proved him wrong. Lol. Lucky the Colonel sided with me.i mowed lawns he got embarrassed,but I took it as a win.
Yo you got that Great clips haircut looking good, see you been taking advice from Navy 😂. Nah you know I love you Nick!
5:17, thats your goddamn MG gunner
I told a pvt I needed him to deliver an exhaust sample to chief. Lol.
Nikko just became as self aware as Skynet
The elusive Warant officer .... They do exist!
It's good to see the things I weld holding up a service member by there belt. And it won't break the belt might but that lower block ain't going nowhere