From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
The worst sentence in the military. It's a toss up. A 2nd lt saying anything that starts with "in all my experience". Or a Cw3+ saying "Hey watch that guy over there" then chuckling.
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
The worst sentence is ''Okay Everyone tomorrow we have a first formation at 0630 with battalion, but the commander wants us to be there at 0430 any questions''
5:30 --> My old boss told me about one time when she was over the armory for a military base. There were some NVGs, a rifle, and a plate carrier missing and IIRC she said they locked down the base. Turns out, it was some gear the CO over the base had been assigned and he just...forgot it somewhere.
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
Bro Said “if that’s an NCO super inappropriate” BUT NIKKO LISTEN. IF THAT WAS ME IN THAT POSITION AND YOU WERE THE NCO IM NOT STOPPING SHIT. YOU CANT STOP ME.
Army: You have to stop to eat or drink while walking in uniform Me, in the AF the day after the regulation changed for us: Walking into my shop, hand in pocket, drinking my monster saying "Sup, sir" to our prosup
From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
Ice cream and or pizza almost always signify something bad is happening in the military.
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
For me when I was in the UK military the sentence we didn't want to hear was "so any volunteers," and they say it with such a smirk on their face
I feel like it’s universal that whenever someone says “so any volunteers?” They already eye ball fuckin the ones they wanna pick anyway 😂
That is the classic, you are about to be "voluntold" to do that anyway but they ask just to see everyone cringe.
Brings back memories. The "motorbike driving course" was always a good one.
US version is "I need 3 for a detail"
The worst sentence in the military is "i felt a click under my boots"
I got something a little worse than that why is there yellow gas coming?
Or "that's not a friendly in the sky"
Oh if there's click under your boot's R.I.P to you you just stepped on a landmine😂😂
Worst sentence in any branch. "First Sergeant is here..and he looks pissed." "You had better hope that's a mine...."
“Is that a grenade?” Famous final words
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
I love watching you Nikko. My favorite was the one with the POV: Anytime It Starts Raining In The Field.
The Army actually has accountability!!! Fucking love this. Marines have crayons to hide our fails. 😂
So true 😂
They taste better. . .
According to a friend. . 😁
When a marine loses an eye his buddy draws a new one on
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
Damn over 2 mil subs congrats nikko. Your videos resonates with vets even over seas just so you know :-)
When the platoon Sgt says that he needs five volunteers, with no details. 😅
Worst Sentence in the Army back in 1999 was Mandatory Fun Run w/ Weps. As the Unit Armorer I hated that, with 1 hr before last formation.
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
Let’s go it’s always a good day when Nikko posts
Always!
“WALDEN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
Is the worst sentence for me😂
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
Props to Nikko for calling out that NCO for flirting with the PFC. So inappropriate.
Worst sentence in the military "Hey, the CO needs a few volunteers."
The guys doing the work never volunteered
That psyop shit was lowkey 100% real. Love it.
The worst sentence in the military is "Your HR metrics are overdue".
Can we all agree that Niko is the best! 😂
YES 🙌
Yessssss😂😂😂😂
2:54 The Privat saying “Oops” when dealing with loaded weapons.
Bro, I am so glad I spent 8 years in the Army and got out. I just turned 35 and look half that guys age, lol. Army makes you age 3x faster.
Wow that’s insane!
I know he looks fucking 70😂😂😂😂
Nikko fills us up with content frequently
He is consistent as hell!
The worst sentence to hear in the military while on deployment: the AC-130 got shot down
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
You never disappoint. Always a good time watching you! ❤
Imo worst sentence/ thing to hear is when you radio check after falling asleep and just hear one word "landline"
Love that Energy, keep it up!! Greetings from Germany
The sentence is probably give me 50 more
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
“He’s throwing bullets at you” got me cracked up
The worst sentence I ever heard was: “We don’t know where the CYZ-10 is.” 😬
Oh my 😂
"your injury is not service related" worst thing a soldier can ever hear 100%
7:24 Zonk has the highest adrenaline rush.
Gotta say, 4 years ago they almost got me with the "The National Guard doesn't deploy" shit
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
The first clip is already sad
LES GO!! NEW AMAZING CONTENT FROM NIKKO!
2:51 “hey, you have fireguard” shit makes me throw hands
The worst sentence in the military. It's a toss up. A 2nd lt saying anything that starts with "in all my experience". Or a Cw3+ saying "Hey watch that guy over there" then chuckling.
Worst to hear is, nothing can be help
I was thinking the scariest sentence would be “oh S#!t I just dropped that live grenade at your feet BYE BYE”
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
I have been out 20yrs. Glad it hasn't changed
I would argue the worst thing to hear on the military would be " Man down" or even worse "All stations, we just lost Pepper our Military working Dog"
The worst sentence is your IO telling you they broke the UAV payload and blame you for it.
i feel like "fix bayonets" might be the scariest sentence
Only for the weak.
That depends on who's telling you.
Worst sentence in the Army is "The trucks are just over that hill". For you who don't know, the trucks are NEVER over the next hill.
Worst thing to hear in the navy over the 1MC. “Tonight we’re having steak and lobster”.
Thanks for the laughs, Nikko
He never fails to provide 🙌
Gotten me through some rough times, and also just makes me laugh.@@nikkoortizshorts
and i haven't been in the military and I know how scary it is to hear that sentence after service
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
Our company sgt. did always say: "I prepared something for You guys. You're gonna like it."
We did not.
The worst sentence is ''Okay Everyone tomorrow we have a first formation at 0630 with battalion, but the commander wants us to be there at 0430 any questions''
Bro the worst thing to hear is someone knocking at your yelling “get up 9:00am”
5:30 --> My old boss told me about one time when she was over the armory for a military base. There were some NVGs, a rifle, and a plate carrier missing and IIRC she said they locked down the base. Turns out, it was some gear the CO over the base had been assigned and he just...forgot it somewhere.
For me, the worst sentence was always "The ship is underway."
"General quarters, General Quarters this is not a drill"
Low key.. I’ve thought niko is a psyop recruiter.
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
Worst phrase: "We got another FRAGO"
The one sentence my twin and I always hear is “Where is your profile?” Worse sentence
The worst sentence i think in the military is "GET UP A RAID/ BOMBING IS HAPPENING"
YEAAAAAAA ANOTHER NIKO VID
Bro Said “if that’s an NCO super inappropriate” BUT NIKKO LISTEN. IF THAT WAS ME IN THAT POSITION AND YOU WERE THE NCO IM NOT STOPPING SHIT. YOU CANT STOP ME.
Out on a hit...first sgt: W'e've got two follow ons" and the night turns into a block party....worst sentence ever
The worst sentence " Hey Jay?" Yeah?" "You have anything good to say about John?"
A bad thing to hear in the military? "I NEED A VOLUNTEER. OH.. PFC.. THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING"
In my opinion, the worst sentence in the army you could hear is so just to pick up after what he just said
Lol..the 35 year old loader threw an MPAT. Those are heavy as fuck. Cheers to him.
Worst sentence in the military is “hey why were you not at fire watch”
That last clip was the company running 18-minute miles. If you can sing a cadence you aren't running fast enough.
I am SO GLAD I did not sign up for the National Guard. When I was considering it they were being sent over.
Bro that would take 5 hours to pick up
Military definitely sponsors Nikko for these videos. Hes an undercover recruiter.
WORST SENTENCE : "WERE ALMOST THERE" (.25 miles into a 20 mile ruck)
Worst sentence in the Navy "General quarters, General Quarters this is not a drill"
Nope, that is the BEST sentence you will ever hear in the Navy.
worse thing to hear in the military,, we are having t bone steak and lobster at the mess hall tonight.
Does that actually happen?! 😳
In the Royal marines the worst sentence you will hear is any volunteers
man I used to wrap tape around my heels during ruck marches because I would get the worst blisters ever
I think the worst thing I could hear in the military is affix bayonets because you know shit is about to get real
Worst sentence to hear in the military: “You’ll get it in Theatre.”
I ship out this monday, your the reason I joined.
Marine corps fails ot2 next pls!! Love
The worst sentence to hear "Half right phase, front leaning rest position, move"
Ramirez protect the Burger Town
The first one was what they call a mag dump
I love the box falling, hilarious!
Nah the worst thing to hear in the morning has got to be
"Hey Private, have a nice nap" and u see your nco standing above u
Ooopppssss! One word that equals an entire sentence and no meaning is good 😂
Army: You have to stop to eat or drink while walking in uniform
Me, in the AF the day after the regulation changed for us: Walking into my shop, hand in pocket, drinking my monster saying "Sup, sir" to our prosup
She was Honduran not Mexican 😂😂 she had the flag and country in the back
My back and shoulders and elbow and hip are SORE today. I slept from about 1am to 6am
The worst sentence in the military is ```airstrick in 2secounds... on us``
35 years old, 5 sec load time, 100% certified BA. I love our military.
Worst sentence in the military, “I dropped my grenade”
LETS GO NIKKOOOOO!!! Funny asf...
Worst thing is when you wake up for mids and there’s steak and lobster in the navy. Oh wait I’m on a sub is just surf and turf Sunday.
BRO I SERVED WITH THAT LOADER! WHOEVER SERVING WITH HIM, THAT'S WILD! SMALL WORLD!
The worst sentence you can hear in the military is "You lost an F-35?"
ummmm......🤨
Worse sentence to hear was "I need some volunteers" .