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Military TikTok Fails...
Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Space Force points their guns at each other in training for the times they need to take an imposter out 😂
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*cue Spider-Man meme* 🫰🏼👉🏼🫵🏼👈🏼
I'm telling you, I saw Ramirez vent, sir.
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I'm a Army Officer, on a Space Force base working for the the Airforce, You would be amazed how true the stuff you see in this vid is...
I served 32 years in the USAF. Nothing surprises me.
Sincerely,
JB III, Maj Gen, USAF (ret.)
They missed a gigantic opportunity to call them “Space Marines”
They can't because that name will be reserved for a newer branch in the future when we go to fight wars in space. Space Force does top secret hacker sht with mad scientists. They dont put ppl down. When the time comes space marines will be a thing for sure
Nah, now marines need there own subsidiary intelligence and cyber security branch called the space marines
they fucked up
There are space Marines in the space force
nah i wanna be a fuckin spartan or ODST
That space force basic training looked like the lobby before you drop into a battle royal.
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Bro space force is gonna be first to fight aliens so they can see how the aliens fight, then send in our real shit 😂😂😂😂
Nikko:"I thought you only had to serve in the Army for four...
(Throws up three fingers)
Nikko:"What the fu-
the inner Marine trying to come out
This stream was less than 6hrs ago. Editors going ham, huge respects!!
For real!!
@@nikkoortizshortsSecret Service or private security fails?
@@nikkoortizshortsNiko did you hear already about SPACE SOC( SATTELITE CCT)?
Like how wtf. Beast mode.
I’m pretty sure the Air Force still tryin’ to figure out what the Space Force.😂😂
That last one made it sound like space force is were you go when all other branches said you weren't good enough for them.
Needs more Stargate SG-1 memes.
There's a Jack O'Neil poster in their tier 1 ready room for sure 😂
There better is!
6:19 That's why Nikko isnt airforce right there...
Sorry, Niko, Navy has biggest budget. For 2023 $230.8 billion was requested for the Navy.
It is always a amazing day when Nikko makes a amazing video!❤❤
Always!
For real
just wait till space force gets a hologram name tag on their uniform the airforce is gonna flip
Love those audio issues at 8:36!!! I'm just serious! But really, you're awesome! NikkoOrtiz
Was looking for this hahah
94 asvab, straight into the Marines. Never even looked at another branch. No signing bonus, deployed twice, service connected percentage. Also zero regrets.
As Army soldiers, we always laughed at how "cushy" the Air Force had it at Lackland AFB while we were stationed at Ft Sam. No more. Space Force has them beat!
Space Force content is an automatic win for the day, this was great!
We all want more space force potatoes 🥔🎉
Please keep them coming Nikko you crack me up. You also don't make me regret my decision to go Army like everyone else does 😂
He's only pro army because he was army
oorah
Be all you can be in the Army
TODAY
I think the zero g thing was probably just a mandatory fun day lol
When you join space force then learn you wont be fighting demons on mars.
Im still amazed that the space force is real! I really thought it was an April fools joke😂
1. Coast guard when you destroy his sand castle
2. Army
3. Navy
4. Marines
5. Air Force
6. Coast guard
There are only 2 branches, the Army and the Navy. Everyone else, works for those 2.
When our CAC readers read Space Force CAC's it just labels them under the Branch "s" lol
Those machines have a weakness. Energy. Remember that.
I got a 52 on my ASVAB and Air Force recruiter was a douche saying that I can’t do anything so bye NEXT I walked 2 doors over to Navy
1:15 that space after the N savin' this mans whole career 😶💀💀😂
Another banger from nikko and his team 😂
Never misses 😅
The Space Force has more officers than enlisted, it's a little too easy to be an officer in the space force.
The robo dog was AF
They're training them in communications. They're building character for diplomatic relations with extraterrestrials.
I stayed in hotels that nice for the air force. ask your editor about our rooms in portland, or hawaii. it was great.
also, navy got way more money.
Service Funding in Billions
Navy $202.5
Army $185.5
Air Force $185.1
Marine Corps $53.2
Army has monthly retreats, we call it going to the field!
Yes space force is the new gucci branch. I'm out here tryna fix planes with rusted tools and a chow hall that had to be vacated for a week due to overheating because the AC in the dorms and the chow hall completely died for about 2 weeks. People literally had to flood the exchange every meal time for food
And space force isnt smarter. We let them think that. If they wanna say otherwise they can catch these hands and I can rly put them on the spectrum
Lesss go! Love the fails! Can’t wait to see all these robots!
Me too!
Nico its simple, space force is for all the folks that want to server but aren't useful in the other branches. Its a pity branch, like daycare for adults.
I've been using fum for a couple weeks now it's been going really well actually 😅
With the boot camp thing, TOTAL wrong branch dad supposed to be NAVY BRO
Id rate the top the most "OOUUGA ARGKA BOOGA!!?? "With frantic caveman voice and look" belongs on the top hahaha
Thanks!
Love the stream and the editing yall did!! Great video!
We all know they training to be ODST'S (so they think)
End up being station ground on Reach two weeks before Glassing
Bro that girl actually responded go your vid 😂😂😂
Nah, teaching space force recruits to point their weapons at each other is on purpose; gets them ready to fight shape shifting aliens, mind controlling aliens and all that other nonsense.
Yes, that’s the good part about zero g. You can have no legs and still move efficiently😂
Combat training for space is just playing the space CoD game.
Awesome vid like always NIKKO!
I keep waiting for someone to come out and say space force isn’t real. We’re in a simulation
Me who lives in Colorado: Alright, imma go find that space force base
the only reason why space force would be happier to go to work is that space force dose nothing
The obstacle course was at Pacer Forge
I'm just waiting for the Navy one!
I bet the friendly fire in space is high and teams kills are up.
gimme ur space potato
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I didn't know you could grow potatoes in Colorado?!
See no audio Nikko randomly start throwing it back… gyat!
space force so new they dont even know what they do yet
1:53 Clearly this is a trust bulding exercise for unit cohesion.
Number 6: Army. Number 5: Marines. Number 4:Marines. Number 3: Marines. Number 2: Marines. Number 1: Marines.
Keep ‘em coming Nikko, And, Mr.Editor, phenomenal job as always
You should do OCS fails for the different branches 🤣
I CANTBELIVE SHE WATCHED IT AND MADE A REAPONSE TO IT HAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO
Nikko doing Marine Corp math
NIKKO!! LUV THIS GUYS CONTENT!! EDIT: Space Force looks like summer camp where everyone gets a participation award LOL yal weak AF lol and they mentioned summer camp half way thru the vod hell ye!
6:26 got real to quick 😂😭
This video's concept was blessed by the heavens!
Where was 🥔?
All those Space Force Tik toks and zero potatoes or tin foil hats 😩.
Shout out to mr. Editor for making his little cameo in the video. It made this video and my day much better:)
9:35 1. army, 2. navy, 3. air force, 4. marines, 5. coast guard, 6. space force
As much as space is cool (currently in uni for astrophysics) idk why space force exists, and if its to prepare for the future, why arent they training for space conditions as a primary thing. I also think that space camos would be funny, like a full black spacesuit with a star pattern on it.
My kids high school was doing recruiting at her school all week. Army, Air Force and Navy
i used to live in Okinawa you cant get any better than that
Joined the space force,, still deployed to the F_cking desert
im a former military brat and i can 100% say with full confidence space force got it waaaayyy better
I’m kinda surprised Nikko didn’t rip a fat one during the sponsor part
No bs I tried to join after 8yrs army to get my 20 in. Yea they don’t take many prior service and easier to join with no service
6. marines.
5. Space force.
4. Coast Guard.
3. Navy.
2. Air Force.
1. Army.
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Wait what !?! Not one potato ? I am so confusion.
Mr. Editor been waiting for this moment for his whole Editorial life
going to tech school on a now space force base, i can def say that the space force has got it better!
Personally I would say bottom 3: Coast Guard, Space Force, and Marines. middle 2: Air Force and Navy while I would out the army at the top spot due to funding, opportunities, more jobs to choose from and versatility with skills on the civilian side
I'm in the Army and have had rooms like that for TDY...
1. Marines, oh look a crayon! 🖍
When he said “semper pie” cried laughing
Nikko is boss. great vid
Yeah bro into zero gravity training but it’s like the funniest thing ever there was somebody who is in the bathroom is Doodoo went in the air
That fum about to save my ass lmao
niko can you make a vid on the polish army
Bro just transfer to space force for all your subscribers😂
ever try to watch Nikko at work!!! It doesn't WORK lmao
The pyramid ranking was how much FUNDING THEY GET.
Not how "Good" they are.
Jokes on them space force gonna activate the star gate and send you straight to the desert
*laughs in Marines vs DARPA robot*
Oh yea nikko hello
NIKO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FLEET MARINE DOING SPACE COMMAND TRAINING( SPACE FLEET)?
They should have a branch that works with the marines I wonder what they would be called
I got a 91 on the asvab and joined the Marines LOL
And this is why I'm joining the Army
Everyone clowning on the Space Force until that Killer Asteroid starts heading towards Earth.,