Veteran Reacts To Funny Military TikTok Fails Part 4
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What Military branch has the most fails? lmao
id say army cus more people?
Probably Army
Probely army or marines
Only fail space force has is its name 😂😂
Ya'll ain't spent much time with "Hold my beer" Marines, have ya'll?
I made SSgt (USAF) at 3 years. Absolutely a good feeling. We were both Sergeant Ortiz; would Sergeant Orti' be the plural if we were standing next to each other? 😂
Ortiz Squared
Here before this comment gets big
Looking up terminology, it seems I'm currently at about E5 before training, E6 after. Don't know if it's 100% translatable to the US army system🤷♂️
But, only 2 years baby😁the shitshow though? I'm legally bound not to talk about it😂
@@momqabt outstanding!
Dude if I heard you refer to y'all selves as that I would lose my s*** laughing
So if I’m understanding this correctly, joining the military means:
1. Sing to each other
2. Kiss sometimes
3. Hurry up and wait 😂
Great times with the boys
And maybe a little more than "sometimes" ...
Hurry up and wait - to kiss.
I low key panicked for half a second when Niko asked what color her shirt was 🤣
3:18 My mother told me "never sleep with soldiers. They have STDs".... can confirm.
Omg 😂😂
@@nikkoortiz worth it though! ☺
2:30 don't think anyone wants dating advice from HR 🤣
Agreed 😂
Nothing like seeing your old duty station in a fail video. That Ft Stewart fail brought back some funny and horrific memories lol.
Yea good ole fort Stewart where no one knows how to drive lmao 🤣🤣🤣
My 32nd birthday present to myself was an American soldier I'm at the bar that night. Got one hour sleep that night and had to work the next day. Worth it.
my dad is in the military and he is an amazing guy...
"If you can breathe we can use you" bs. I can't join cause I have to take a pill. I can't even do desk work in the military
They won't let you in with a pre-existing boo-boo, but if you're already in and get a boo-boo you still gonna be used.
@@rrmordikay That was my suspecsion as well.
Keep trying recruiters until you can find one that will work with you and try to help
"That damage isn't service related." "Neither is my lawyer, see you in court."
Nikko never fails to entertain us, really
He really doesn’t 😂
Honestly
For real
True.
Yes
At 8:30 my biggest concern was the tow strap snapping and obliterating the dudes on the road.
“It wasn’t service related” 😂😂😂😂
I trust a military man depending on why he joined, and what his attitude/approach to it is.
I wouldn't trust a CEO who says he likes having the power to control other people/boss 'em around, just like I wouldn't trust a soldier in it for the power to control other people/boss 'em around
But I'll trust a dude who is in it to make a positive impact, set a good example, learn, and grow -- no matter whether he's got an MOS or C-suite gig
My cousin was recruited by army, navy and Air Force. He went with Air Force.
YALL SANG, DANCED, and KISSED!!! yet you make my branch look the gayist?? is that a word?!?
I go for Military Men. What appeals to me is the lifestyle, I like how you might not be able to hear for them for weeks or months, I'm very independent and introverted where I don't like seeing someone or talking to them everyday, I will literally go weeks without talking to my friends sometimes.
We have determined that the 19 inch gaping wound on your chest is not service related and you will be fined if you do not show up for PT.
Military guys rock i was raised by army since birth and the ones in my life were caring,awesome providers and outstanding parents and yeah ik this is my personal opinion and experience
0:28
They VIBEING then DED
😂😂 if you're having a bad day all you have to do is watch him and you will feel better
5:30 😂😂😂 the oh shit took me out… same reaction.
This first clip, I could feel that pain right thru my phone
7:47 he is making it worse because the wires are wrapping around him and also shocking him.
“What colour is her shirt”
Who said I was looking at her
Bro hit the two vehicles in the entire open area
That pepper spray drill was pure😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know some 20 something year old marine whos a diagnosed sociopath (and an MRR) and he's served for around 5 years, just got promted to sergeant, and he is scarily smart for being a marine
9:40 that dont look like barbed wire, that looks like razor wire. Good luck to you two!
8:41 you should not be anywhere near that wire because if it snaps everyone getting cut in half lmao.
Lived on Camp Lejeune for a while.. didn’t work out like I planned lol but I think military men are great .. just depends on the person!
“Drawlin class room uh class room ahhhhhhhhhh!” Got me laughing so hard 😂
As an army MP i cant tell you how many times ive just carried an M9 in my pockets 😂
Nikko you should do a kit build in ground brand for the green berets that died in the tongo tongo ambush
he got me with that "What color was her shirt?"
9:41 Nikko! Bro, this actually happened to me once downrange in Sadr City while driving an MRAP! The TC side front tire just barely caught some stray wire near the gate to the JSS and that shit got wrapped all up in the front axle, inside the brakes and everything. It was a mess. Took me hours to cut it all out and cut up my hands pretty good, even through my gloves.
I love your dance moves; you always make me laugh.
Agreed 😂
nikko always makes me bust
@@nikkoortizshorts 🍆💦
21 an a sgt definitely the Barricks bunny
1:40 the Crye Precision ones are tailored to fit at the actual waist on the female cut ones. I just bought my fiance a pair for the range.
Thank you! Not to mention, the male cut pants have too much wiggle room in the nether region! Hike em up or chafe all day!
Bruhhhhh had a kid see my Nikko swag asked me 'Isn't that the TIK TOK Guy??' 😂😊
3:13 as someone who is dating a marine rn, experiences are different
Wheres she going to put the ocean water. Your going to need a bowl factory
The moose knuckle at 1:36 is the one thing that keeps me breathing Nikko 💚💚💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
3:30 I’m a military man, athlete, and musician. Bruh moment
3:33😂😂😂 every military guy that play sports and plays the guitar, be sweating RN 😨
Nikko saying I can’t trust my dad
Thx nikko for video thx
Thank you for your service man
Answer to the pants over the belly button thing; It’s just comfy lol
My first love was a military guy. He broke my heart. 💔😭
Brutally Honest coffee cup!! TAKE MY MONEYYYYYYYY!!!!
8:56 haaaahahaha!!! Actually saw a dude do something similar in an airsoft game but dude straight knocked is own ass out.
Thanks for another awesome video! On your way to hitting 100k on brutally honest podcast! LFG! 💙
Yessss
S#!+ made my day! Well...back to work---Gotta pay for these hobbies...Have a great day & CARRY ON TEAM!
2:08 to answer your questions Nikko The shirt colour was most definitely purple 😅
3:30 whats funny about it he asked do you go for military guys or not?
cause i'm a young female, my good friend (1 year younger then me) who is a male in a military school, a good body to joke around with and now you telling me to not trust him... 😂
I am stationed at Ft. Stewart when that LMTV/Wrecker rolled back into the vics lol we were prepping to come to Poland.
Love it brother brother!!! Thanks for the video and making the day better, you are frickin awesome keep sending it with the great work Mr editor and Nikko ❤😂🤘
Love you Nikko
Dude! This was the best mil fail compilation I've seen in a looooong time. 😂
Nikko you’ve made me start thinking about joining the army I’m a sophomore in high school, and thank u for being funny and just different.
At about the 3 minute mark. DAMN that voice is deep!
5:37 Dumb... waaays... to die!!
"we just sing to each other and kiss sometimes" truer words were never spoken about the military😂😂
7:20 That's my unit, represent!
Let’s go, love ur vids bro
Your videos are the best! They're always really funny.
I love you niko best veteran creator
Can believe you liked my comment I’m going crazy
Another banger upload, Nikko never fails
funny ass stuff bro!
The windshield wipers brought back a memory. I was five years old. The windshield wiper stopped working during a blizzard while traveling I lost my shoelaces that night. Lol. Great times !!!
Nikko the goat
This why we struggle when we ETS. Nobody sings to us, kisses us or spoons us anymore. It’s so sad
Just gonna say I was born in Fort Smith so when I say that last one I now have a reason why I failed my driver's test so many times. Raise hail praise Dale!
Love you nikko
Bro I was just crying and I put this on and had a smile on my face you are my favorite youTuber I love you so much 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Starting to love these videos 😂
They get me everytime 😂
nikko you made my day
Less go! Love the military fails!
They are so good 😂 which one made you laugh the most? 😂
You videos are awesome
Funniest clip is still A. Tater, failed third rate kickboxer, saying "nothing is stopping me from becoming batman".
The hardest Special boy in Marine Recon could say that and you'd laugh him out the room. Somehow A. Tato says it straight faced and people still think he's A Grade Alpha Prime.
I spent a year and a half in Brigade S3 before being sent to a line unit. We went to train with live ammo, clearing rooms that same week. I went up to my team/squad leaders and said straight up "I haven't handled live ammo since basic. We never went shooting when I worked in brigade." Oh and did I forget to mention that I was also the new SAW gunner? Yea, no way I was clearing houses with a SAW without a refresher. We spent the next hour or so before our squad's scheduled time to run just drilling shit.
Let's go more military fails wooo
6:53 Ayyyy Camp Ripley.
When you mention Musicians you have to include Poets
Red Flag not just on dating, but anything
I was in when that happened at Stewart. So where they were is the wash rack it was wild bro haha
Keep goin battle,this is good shit much love
😳 WHOA. Just WHOAAAA...LMAO!
After the promotion in the marines we just went to the dorms and just started rocking to California girls and just 2 people were twerking lol
I love this man lol
My sister is dating an army veteran, and they are hella happy and have a kid
Vet I'd fine; active duty is active trouble
My dad saw me watching this video and said he thinks he knows you haha good video cant wait for more
Nikko the paratrooper did what he was supposed to do the tucked and kept his legs tight together
Yup! Only so much you can do at that point!
Love my classic Nikko videos gotta put my AirPods in when my child is around though
E-5 in three years, must be nice to have an MOS who's points aren't stuck at 798 for your entire enlistment
Letsss goooooo niko back at it like always
nikko would be the best power bottom on earth bro
I , unfortunately, have a weakness when it comes to military men😂 y’all are so tempting in them uniforms
You know the dance moves bro 😜
Thanks for making my day