Worst Military TikTok Fails

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @stormy321
    @stormy321 Год назад +238

    Ain't nothing better than a Friday after noon getting home from school or work, not having to do anything, and then Nikko posting an amazing and hilarious video

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +39

      Let’s goooo!!! What military fail did you like the most stormy?

    • @stormy321
      @stormy321 Год назад +4

      The one where the guys were messing with the new guy 😂
      8:40

    • @demitrygavin911
      @demitrygavin911 Год назад +1

      Bro that's facts lol

    • @CarlosPerez-em3wu
      @CarlosPerez-em3wu Год назад

      send it!!

  • @MyFunnyVids888
    @MyFunnyVids888 Год назад +10

    6:43 knew a company that was required to care for their pet rock Giuseppe. Their NCO would make them chant "All hail Giuseppe" n shit

  • @TheRealUnholyCat
    @TheRealUnholyCat Год назад +70

    >Wake up
    >No bread for toast
    >Day bad
    >Nikko upload
    >Day good

  • @deandombrowski7006
    @deandombrowski7006 Год назад +88

    Nothing beats watching someone comically fail at something to make a crumby day better....Thank you Nikko brother brother

  • @ŢĄĘ1.4.1
    @ŢĄĘ1.4.1 Год назад +299

    Nikko is king

  • @Stryker_1
    @Stryker_1 Год назад +6

    Nothing is better than watching military fails around a military dad on a Saturday

  • @CosmicMischeif
    @CosmicMischeif Год назад +1

    @4:07 BROOO DRIFTING THE PILE JACK! SO MANY MEMORIES! that was like our who could do it better thing XD
    THE BETTLE ON A STRING!! When I was at Fort Bliss, we had lizards on string constatly

  • @derriklest2161
    @derriklest2161 Год назад +15

    So when i was in camp johnson we had to repaint the barracks outside we had a paint fight at the end and the staff sergeant just stood there watching saying "if you mess up that damn paint your gonna do it all over again"

  • @mattyboi940
    @mattyboi940 Год назад +1

    The answer to your question about the sailors at 10:11 is that's an engineering space on board ships, subs are a little different.

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +28

    TikTok fails always get me 😂

  • @nicksz24cavy
    @nicksz24cavy 9 месяцев назад

    9:47 Man, what was this banger they are playing on the bluetooth speaker @ the end. Great video as always.

  • @silversanimereview1713
    @silversanimereview1713 Год назад +5

    Hey I don't know if anyone already said this but I believe I know what the guy at the pool table yells "*scream* fight god or become him" that's what I gathered and I played it a couple times but if someone already told you guys it sorry and just wanna add that I enjoy the random things Nikko does when explaining

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +26

    Thanks Nikko brother brother for the laugh Nikko you are amazing keep up the great work you make my day 1,000x better, definitely needed this after school 😂❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +4

      I appreciate you sniper! What was your favorite military Tiktok?

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +9

    He's a good dude but a little slow...how many times have i heard that one?! 😂😂

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад

      we say that bout you.....😂

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      @@sgtscrapps7341 imma beat dat azzzz

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Wait are we talkin about me? 😂

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz tee hee Scrapps talking bout me. my dad used to say that bout his dad! lol

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад

      @@mariedockery1126 bull my dad said it bout your dad. tell that!!!

  • @b_kohlleppel08
    @b_kohlleppel08 Год назад +33

    Nikko I literally love your videos and they have made me complete sure I want to join the military! You're amazing!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +9

      I appreciate you Brooklyn!! Just make sure you do your research on the branch you wanna join!

    • @chancemontoya9368
      @chancemontoya9368 Год назад

      @@nikkoortizwhat branch did you serve
      for ?

    • @frank.763
      @frank.763 Год назад

      @@chancemontoya9368 he was Army. pretty sure his mos was 11B

  • @laurakae1007
    @laurakae1007 Год назад +2

    "Shut the doors. We gonna sweat and kisth" 🤣🤣🤣💀 I love when he does these compilation videos 😊

  • @nearly899
    @nearly899 Год назад +3

    4:33 pretty sure he says "i'm ready to fight God and become him"

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад +12

    More military tiktoks!!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      More military fails and tiktoks to come!

  • @chasterbeef2998
    @chasterbeef2998 Год назад +3

    Nikko is literally the best he even said happy birthday to me a couple months ago

  • @Nikkolive
    @Nikkolive Год назад +12

    Yesss military fails and tiktoks make my day! Lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +4

      Always gotchu with the jokes!

  • @Intex_ab
    @Intex_ab Год назад

    1:38 i used to play this in primary school. It was so painful. But still a good memory.

  • @joshwood241
    @joshwood241 11 месяцев назад

    8:45 this is called Indian Sticks. We played that for HOURS whenever we got new guys on the crew when I was doing wildland firefighting😂

  • @theunpaidprofessional
    @theunpaidprofessional Год назад +5

    Nikko has posted! The Friday is now even better!
    Big ups, Ortiz. 💪

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Thanks frosty!! What was your favorite part?!

    • @theunpaidprofessional
      @theunpaidprofessional Год назад

      ​@@nikkoortiz 9:39
      Bro was hungry in a different way 😏

  • @Pumpkin_Operator
    @Pumpkin_Operator Год назад +5

    Honestly when nikko does the “put your story in the comments” I always want to see him read them out and do his reactions😂

  • @nickgraves8691
    @nickgraves8691 Год назад

    The singing guy at minute 3:35 is at Navy RTC in the Arizona building. I was right next to that stairwell in basic.

  • @bobbuilder9143
    @bobbuilder9143 Год назад

    1:52 you made me remembeer the pain so much hand pain XD (hand started to tingle)

  • @zashsparr5029
    @zashsparr5029 Год назад

    6:32 me and my siblings used to play with and name beetles. Those days were the best. Lol

  • @sgtscrapps7341
    @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад +4

    The one with the fingers... we done that! sometimes I miss them days!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      you would.... tard! lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Best says of our lives!!

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz facts brother. The stories we could tell! lol!! I grew up in it wit marie. Our dads served together. I was conditioned for it and it still hella got me how freaking nuts we were

  • @billyray6913
    @billyray6913 Год назад +1

    Dude flipping those aiming poles was nice.

  • @flower4melissa
    @flower4melissa Год назад +6

    You make these vids so fun to watch!! 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Thanks Melissa! Which clip was the best?

    • @flower4melissa
      @flower4melissa Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz my fave was probably the guy singing on the submarine. 🤔

  • @alessiabot
    @alessiabot Год назад +7

    military tik tok fails are so funny for some reasons😭 and the editing skgdjf thank you as always❤️

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Mr editor has got it down!! 😂

    • @alessiabot
      @alessiabot Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz thank you for your service mr editor!

  • @joesmilk3492
    @joesmilk3492 Год назад +3

    3:17 I was expecting it to fly over the roof and hit someone. I thought we'd hear WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT BOTTLE! And they just start running and laughing or something.

  • @caitlin32
    @caitlin32 Год назад +2

    Dude hospital mattresses are more comfortable than those freaking summer camp mattresses 😂😭

  • @thecollector8106
    @thecollector8106 Год назад

    Lmao we were smashing a can 7:56 and we are the NCOs it was our platoon daddy that came over🤣

  • @sckylerfisher1009
    @sckylerfisher1009 Год назад

    The one where all the dudes started jumping in the water was my AIT at Fort Lee 😂😂😂

  • @tylergriffin9635
    @tylergriffin9635 Год назад +1

    Heyyyy you like my ductape costume!? Never thought you’d ever post me, glad I could make you laugh

  • @Itsdarkestb4dawn
    @Itsdarkestb4dawn 2 месяца назад

    Living your best life. I love these videos. And your commentary ❤

  • @nickpoage307
    @nickpoage307 Год назад +2

    4:15 "I'm here to fight god or become him"

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Год назад +1

    I used to play quarters, where you put your knuckles on a table and click/slide a quarter into each other's knuckles. Using your 4 fingers as leverage and thumb as the shooter. I never lost.

  • @realplayer9603
    @realplayer9603 Год назад +1

    The guy you couldn't understand sounded like "going to be a flight gunner"

    • @909lizardman
      @909lizardman Год назад

      Or "air flight gunner in combat" is what I tracked

  • @masterdimsen
    @masterdimsen Год назад

    Maaaan, I still remember back in basic 10 years ago, we were out waiting for our turn, found a few sticks that just happened to have a bend at the end, and decided to play golf with a rock

  • @whinto
    @whinto Год назад

    1:44 we called that slap tennis back in the day.

  • @1510Monkevr
    @1510Monkevr Год назад +1

    Nikko’s the goat

  • @tcarlson220
    @tcarlson220 Год назад +1

    YASSS LETS GO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MILITARY FAILS AGAIN!!!!!

  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Год назад +38

    What Military Branch is the most CRINGE!? and WHY?!

    • @finley07
      @finley07 Год назад +9

      Airforce. They think they’re cool but they’re not

    • @gabecochran7104
      @gabecochran7104 Год назад +22

      Space force because it’s the space force they don’t need to exist

    • @k1ngw4rh0g5
      @k1ngw4rh0g5 Год назад +1

      Gotta be navy or marines

    • @BRITISHFURY_1664
      @BRITISHFURY_1664 Год назад +3

      ​@@finley07 they are honestly. For the very small amount who get to be pilots...they helo out infantry alot

    • @k1ngw4rh0g5
      @k1ngw4rh0g5 Год назад +2

      @@gabecochran7104 the only between space force and Air Force is one goes higher

  • @bethanypuckett3161
    @bethanypuckett3161 Год назад

    The vid with the guys and the nerf guns looks like an NAS Pensacola schoolhouse. Definitely something aviation.

  • @gavintyler9276
    @gavintyler9276 Год назад +3

    Hey Nikko! Navy guy. Can confirm there’s no way that’s a Submarine. Way too big lol

  • @niaveowl0079
    @niaveowl0079 Год назад

    I love you Nikko!!

  • @cartersmith6081
    @cartersmith6081 Год назад

    You can say u don't like halo but u have to admit that seeing halo evolve over the years is amazing and gotta respect it

  • @depressedpotato.
    @depressedpotato. Год назад

    Nikko is probably my favorite military youtuber

  • @S1NFULL_officialMusic
    @S1NFULL_officialMusic Год назад

    1:45 I play that game with my brother after a couple hits my hands go numb so I can keep going

  • @dblankenship88
    @dblankenship88 Год назад +1

    Everything is all good until Nikko sees water and a shark.

  • @MC_DISCOVERIES
    @MC_DISCOVERIES Год назад +3

    What a good way to end a school week, Nikko uploading a video. Hopefully when 18 rolls around I can do the crap i see here 😂

  • @Epic_ninja420
    @Epic_ninja420 Год назад +1

    The cringes branch is definitely Coast Guard

  • @thebennywise8384
    @thebennywise8384 Год назад

    Another great video, thanks Nikko

  • @glfagle-grindle7754
    @glfagle-grindle7754 Год назад +1

    Laughed so hard that i coughed up blood watching this

  • @Yo-co8oe
    @Yo-co8oe 11 месяцев назад

    “Days Never Finished! Masters got me workin, Someday Master Set Me Free!”

  • @evanmassey9190
    @evanmassey9190 Год назад

    10:18 he said bro I’m not trying to get in trouble again for your dumb shit 😂

  • @joshporter4588
    @joshporter4588 Год назад

    Thanks for the laughs Nikko really needed it today

  • @bornepatrol
    @bornepatrol Год назад +2

    I’m glad when I was a junior soldier and airman before phones had good cameras haha.

    • @Lucifer-qt9gh
      @Lucifer-qt9gh Год назад +1

      02-14 lol had a Nokia brick no camera hell wasn't even a color screen

  • @itookthewrongpilllastnight
    @itookthewrongpilllastnight Год назад

    Nikko is so awesome.
    It’s so cool seeing a literal NCO with a yt channel

  • @FloridaGuy90000
    @FloridaGuy90000 Год назад

    MORE MILITARY TIKTOKS! YEAAAH! WHAT'SUP, NIKKO!

  • @joshbumbar3895
    @joshbumbar3895 Год назад +1

    "Do you feel accomplished get your ass back to work " NCO.

  • @Sad_Berger
    @Sad_Berger Год назад +1

    So that's how the halo theme was created 😂😂

  • @mamamichellegist
    @mamamichellegist Год назад +1

    yessssss fucking LOVE when you roast these guys, in particular when you roast navy cause my ex was an mp and he was a GARBAGE HUMANNNNNN
    also, i come for the yelling. lmao.

  • @elijahroberts4780
    @elijahroberts4780 Год назад +1

    Nikko deserves this 👑

  • @daddyjay6618
    @daddyjay6618 Год назад

    Alone in the connex for 24 n-some-shit-hours, because I'm waiting on the CO to show... then the squad shows up, "its a good time."

  • @Sky_Of_Death54
    @Sky_Of_Death54 Год назад

    Nikko!! Let’s go! I finally followed you on Twitch!

  • @codybrownell5874
    @codybrownell5874 Год назад

    We used to play that game in the mortar section trying to toss an aiming stake into another aiming stake

  • @brandonjames2337
    @brandonjames2337 Год назад +1

    Why is that cockroach on fire please tell me🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanjwicklund92
    @dylanjwicklund92 3 месяца назад

    I used to play bloody knuckles with friends in the wintertime.

  • @Automage45
    @Automage45 Год назад

    Is that a new camera Nikko? Video looks great! 👍

  • @evananderson-id5rj
    @evananderson-id5rj Год назад +1

    Nikki we call this game tennis and my brother and I and I was literally forced to stop by parents because my brother was popping my vessels and my hand were turning purple

  • @k1ngw4rh0g5
    @k1ngw4rh0g5 Год назад +3

    Yo great vid keep up the good work gotta go eat tho it's steak let me translate to marine " rah rah rah rah rahhh raaaah rrrraaahhhh crayons rah booty"

  • @Wyattww2
    @Wyattww2 Год назад

    Bro Nikko is da goat I imagine him charging some yelling “ima suck you” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Talosbug
    @Talosbug Год назад +5

    Idk what’s sadder… Nikko spending his Friday night posting videos… or me spending my Friday night watching them 😂😂😂

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 Год назад +2

      He is technically at work making good money,don't feel bad for him

  • @ajl1430
    @ajl1430 Год назад

    Great video 👌 keep doing what you do man.

  • @chrisbranch2891
    @chrisbranch2891 Год назад

    At 8:28 loog at the guy's fingers the whole time he is doing👌the whole time even Kikko didn't catch on to it

  • @MegaAwsomo3000
    @MegaAwsomo3000 Год назад

    I’m gonna fight god or become him is what that dude with the pool cue was saying

  • @animaster2023
    @animaster2023 Год назад

    5:33 Cockroaches are LITERALLY immortal, they can survive ANYTHING.

  • @nightingale5050
    @nightingale5050 Год назад

    We had a simular game in highschool at 1:30 where the kids would test their pain tolerance. I think we called it chicken, because if you backed out you where called a chicken. Sorry if there is any bad English.

  • @laneallen8555
    @laneallen8555 Год назад

    I'm on rotation in poland, right now, and I gotta say shit like this happens in the tents all the time lol

  • @marvinperez3002
    @marvinperez3002 7 месяцев назад

    There I was. Lol. Great stories start that way especially when your drunk

  • @zachbridgmon6208
    @zachbridgmon6208 Год назад +2

    yoooo nikkoooooo i love you bro keep up the vids

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Thanks zack! What do you think about the military tiktoks?

    • @zachbridgmon6208
      @zachbridgmon6208 Год назад

      @@nikkoortizthere fire bro I’ve been watching you react to them like forever there funny asf

  • @wolfrunner4395
    @wolfrunner4395 Год назад +1

    Oh my gosh, Slaps is so fun! We play that slapping game in JROTC and we got yelled at by our Colonel

  • @TheCoomMan
    @TheCoomMan Год назад

    Dude when playing slaps my right hand just goes numb to where being slapped doesn’t hurt anymore. My left hand starts to hurt worse than my right.

  • @chrishendrix3706
    @chrishendrix3706 Год назад

    It’s fun to play with antennas until they break and you have to go to S6 to get a new one and explain what happened 3:19

  • @Jtjt-hn6zb
    @Jtjt-hn6zb Год назад

    Hey Niko you're my favorite RUclipsr and I just wanted to say that you will always be the best RUclipsr ever to live in my eyes❤❤❤❤

  • @trevorvanmeeteren7478
    @trevorvanmeeteren7478 Год назад

    Yo whats up Nikko! I just signed my option 40 and got sworn in today!

  • @haydenSa114
    @haydenSa114 Год назад

    Probably that sad drop kick

  • @Sierra1Gaming
    @Sierra1Gaming Год назад

    those mattresses so thin it makes the Twitch con pit look safe XD

  • @Saul_Goodman_McGill
    @Saul_Goodman_McGill Год назад

    1:08 the sound when they hit the ground😬

  • @Bad_larson
    @Bad_larson Год назад +1

    Nikko wassup keep these funny vids going!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      I gotchu with all the funny vids! What’s the best video I ever dropped?

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320 8 месяцев назад

    You know what, they ARE teaching that dude how to strike through the target. Horsing around is productive.

  • @saraalder1434
    @saraalder1434 Год назад +1

    Nikko the Flaming Cockroach 😂 5:35

  • @BenedictMeatball
    @BenedictMeatball Год назад +2

    That’s one fire roach lol. We had guys freeze frogs on the flight line

  • @lolgordon7258
    @lolgordon7258 Год назад

    That screaming guy said if I'm correct "I'm going to fight God or become him"

  • @ryancook4771
    @ryancook4771 Год назад +1

    It’s ok that you don’t like Halo. You were just a baby when the deep histories were written so I wouldn’t expect you to understand 😂

  • @jessebott1879
    @jessebott1879 Год назад

    The stake in stake got me hyped also.

  • @meredithfulton3139
    @meredithfulton3139 Год назад +2

    Space Force is the most cringe imo. They all just freak me out. Great vid Nikko!