Ain't nothing better than a Friday after noon getting home from school or work, not having to do anything, and then Nikko posting an amazing and hilarious video
@4:07 BROOO DRIFTING THE PILE JACK! SO MANY MEMORIES! that was like our who could do it better thing XD THE BETTLE ON A STRING!! When I was at Fort Bliss, we had lizards on string constatly
So when i was in camp johnson we had to repaint the barracks outside we had a paint fight at the end and the staff sergeant just stood there watching saying "if you mess up that damn paint your gonna do it all over again"
Hey I don't know if anyone already said this but I believe I know what the guy at the pool table yells "*scream* fight god or become him" that's what I gathered and I played it a couple times but if someone already told you guys it sorry and just wanna add that I enjoy the random things Nikko does when explaining
Thanks Nikko brother brother for the laugh Nikko you are amazing keep up the great work you make my day 1,000x better, definitely needed this after school 😂❤
@@nikkoortiz facts brother. The stories we could tell! lol!! I grew up in it wit marie. Our dads served together. I was conditioned for it and it still hella got me how freaking nuts we were
3:17 I was expecting it to fly over the roof and hit someone. I thought we'd hear WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT BOTTLE! And they just start running and laughing or something.
I used to play quarters, where you put your knuckles on a table and click/slide a quarter into each other's knuckles. Using your 4 fingers as leverage and thumb as the shooter. I never lost.
Maaaan, I still remember back in basic 10 years ago, we were out waiting for our turn, found a few sticks that just happened to have a bend at the end, and decided to play golf with a rock
yessssss fucking LOVE when you roast these guys, in particular when you roast navy cause my ex was an mp and he was a GARBAGE HUMANNNNNN also, i come for the yelling. lmao.
Nikki we call this game tennis and my brother and I and I was literally forced to stop by parents because my brother was popping my vessels and my hand were turning purple
Yo great vid keep up the good work gotta go eat tho it's steak let me translate to marine " rah rah rah rah rahhh raaaah rrrraaahhhh crayons rah booty"
We had a simular game in highschool at 1:30 where the kids would test their pain tolerance. I think we called it chicken, because if you backed out you where called a chicken. Sorry if there is any bad English.
Ain't nothing better than a Friday after noon getting home from school or work, not having to do anything, and then Nikko posting an amazing and hilarious video
Let’s goooo!!! What military fail did you like the most stormy?
The one where the guys were messing with the new guy 😂
8:40
Bro that's facts lol
send it!!
6:43 knew a company that was required to care for their pet rock Giuseppe. Their NCO would make them chant "All hail Giuseppe" n shit
>Wake up
>No bread for toast
>Day bad
>Nikko upload
>Day good
😂😂😂😂🤟🏽
Nothing beats watching someone comically fail at something to make a crumby day better....Thank you Nikko brother brother
It’s all good Dean their is always tomorrow!!
I appreciate it brother brother
facts! you'll make it Deano
@@mariedockery1126 thank you Marie 💙
Nikko is king
Facts
X games mode 😎 what was your favorite part of the video?!
No Nikko is daddy
@@nikkoortiz daddy I am going to steal your equipment while your sleeping
No. hes an sir yes da-sir oorah.
Nothing is better than watching military fails around a military dad on a Saturday
@4:07 BROOO DRIFTING THE PILE JACK! SO MANY MEMORIES! that was like our who could do it better thing XD
THE BETTLE ON A STRING!! When I was at Fort Bliss, we had lizards on string constatly
So when i was in camp johnson we had to repaint the barracks outside we had a paint fight at the end and the staff sergeant just stood there watching saying "if you mess up that damn paint your gonna do it all over again"
The answer to your question about the sailors at 10:11 is that's an engineering space on board ships, subs are a little different.
TikTok fails always get me 😂
I was laughing so hard 😂
Y’all the same dude
You are a lot like my friend lol
I played that slapping game at school.
@@wesconklin hey nice fish 🎣
9:47 Man, what was this banger they are playing on the bluetooth speaker @ the end. Great video as always.
Hey I don't know if anyone already said this but I believe I know what the guy at the pool table yells "*scream* fight god or become him" that's what I gathered and I played it a couple times but if someone already told you guys it sorry and just wanna add that I enjoy the random things Nikko does when explaining
Thanks Nikko brother brother for the laugh Nikko you are amazing keep up the great work you make my day 1,000x better, definitely needed this after school 😂❤
I appreciate you sniper! What was your favorite military Tiktok?
He's a good dude but a little slow...how many times have i heard that one?! 😂😂
we say that bout you.....😂
@@sgtscrapps7341 imma beat dat azzzz
Wait are we talkin about me? 😂
@@nikkoortiz tee hee Scrapps talking bout me. my dad used to say that bout his dad! lol
@@mariedockery1126 bull my dad said it bout your dad. tell that!!!
Nikko I literally love your videos and they have made me complete sure I want to join the military! You're amazing!
I appreciate you Brooklyn!! Just make sure you do your research on the branch you wanna join!
@@nikkoortizwhat branch did you serve
for ?
@@chancemontoya9368 he was Army. pretty sure his mos was 11B
"Shut the doors. We gonna sweat and kisth" 🤣🤣🤣💀 I love when he does these compilation videos 😊
4:33 pretty sure he says "i'm ready to fight God and become him"
More military tiktoks!!!
More military fails and tiktoks to come!
Nikko is literally the best he even said happy birthday to me a couple months ago
Yesss military fails and tiktoks make my day! Lol
Always gotchu with the jokes!
1:38 i used to play this in primary school. It was so painful. But still a good memory.
8:45 this is called Indian Sticks. We played that for HOURS whenever we got new guys on the crew when I was doing wildland firefighting😂
Nikko has posted! The Friday is now even better!
Big ups, Ortiz. 💪
Thanks frosty!! What was your favorite part?!
@@nikkoortiz 9:39
Bro was hungry in a different way 😏
Honestly when nikko does the “put your story in the comments” I always want to see him read them out and do his reactions😂
The singing guy at minute 3:35 is at Navy RTC in the Arizona building. I was right next to that stairwell in basic.
1:52 you made me remembeer the pain so much hand pain XD (hand started to tingle)
6:32 me and my siblings used to play with and name beetles. Those days were the best. Lol
The one with the fingers... we done that! sometimes I miss them days!
you would.... tard! lol
Best says of our lives!!
@@nikkoortiz facts brother. The stories we could tell! lol!! I grew up in it wit marie. Our dads served together. I was conditioned for it and it still hella got me how freaking nuts we were
Dude flipping those aiming poles was nice.
You make these vids so fun to watch!! 😂
Thanks Melissa! Which clip was the best?
@@nikkoortiz my fave was probably the guy singing on the submarine. 🤔
military tik tok fails are so funny for some reasons😭 and the editing skgdjf thank you as always❤️
Mr editor has got it down!! 😂
@@nikkoortiz thank you for your service mr editor!
3:17 I was expecting it to fly over the roof and hit someone. I thought we'd hear WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT BOTTLE! And they just start running and laughing or something.
Dude hospital mattresses are more comfortable than those freaking summer camp mattresses 😂😭
Lmao we were smashing a can 7:56 and we are the NCOs it was our platoon daddy that came over🤣
The one where all the dudes started jumping in the water was my AIT at Fort Lee 😂😂😂
Heyyyy you like my ductape costume!? Never thought you’d ever post me, glad I could make you laugh
Living your best life. I love these videos. And your commentary ❤
4:15 "I'm here to fight god or become him"
I used to play quarters, where you put your knuckles on a table and click/slide a quarter into each other's knuckles. Using your 4 fingers as leverage and thumb as the shooter. I never lost.
The guy you couldn't understand sounded like "going to be a flight gunner"
Or "air flight gunner in combat" is what I tracked
Maaaan, I still remember back in basic 10 years ago, we were out waiting for our turn, found a few sticks that just happened to have a bend at the end, and decided to play golf with a rock
1:44 we called that slap tennis back in the day.
Nikko’s the goat
YASSS LETS GO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MILITARY FAILS AGAIN!!!!!
What Military Branch is the most CRINGE!? and WHY?!
Airforce. They think they’re cool but they’re not
Space force because it’s the space force they don’t need to exist
Gotta be navy or marines
@@finley07 they are honestly. For the very small amount who get to be pilots...they helo out infantry alot
@@gabecochran7104 the only between space force and Air Force is one goes higher
The vid with the guys and the nerf guns looks like an NAS Pensacola schoolhouse. Definitely something aviation.
Hey Nikko! Navy guy. Can confirm there’s no way that’s a Submarine. Way too big lol
I love you Nikko!!
You can say u don't like halo but u have to admit that seeing halo evolve over the years is amazing and gotta respect it
Nikko is probably my favorite military youtuber
1:45 I play that game with my brother after a couple hits my hands go numb so I can keep going
Everything is all good until Nikko sees water and a shark.
What a good way to end a school week, Nikko uploading a video. Hopefully when 18 rolls around I can do the crap i see here 😂
The cringes branch is definitely Coast Guard
Another great video, thanks Nikko
Laughed so hard that i coughed up blood watching this
“Days Never Finished! Masters got me workin, Someday Master Set Me Free!”
10:18 he said bro I’m not trying to get in trouble again for your dumb shit 😂
Thanks for the laughs Nikko really needed it today
I’m glad when I was a junior soldier and airman before phones had good cameras haha.
02-14 lol had a Nokia brick no camera hell wasn't even a color screen
Nikko is so awesome.
It’s so cool seeing a literal NCO with a yt channel
MORE MILITARY TIKTOKS! YEAAAH! WHAT'SUP, NIKKO!
"Do you feel accomplished get your ass back to work " NCO.
So that's how the halo theme was created 😂😂
yessssss fucking LOVE when you roast these guys, in particular when you roast navy cause my ex was an mp and he was a GARBAGE HUMANNNNNN
also, i come for the yelling. lmao.
Nikko deserves this 👑
Alone in the connex for 24 n-some-shit-hours, because I'm waiting on the CO to show... then the squad shows up, "its a good time."
Nikko!! Let’s go! I finally followed you on Twitch!
Why can’t I view the reply?
We used to play that game in the mortar section trying to toss an aiming stake into another aiming stake
Why is that cockroach on fire please tell me🤣🤣🤣
I used to play bloody knuckles with friends in the wintertime.
Is that a new camera Nikko? Video looks great! 👍
Nikki we call this game tennis and my brother and I and I was literally forced to stop by parents because my brother was popping my vessels and my hand were turning purple
Yo great vid keep up the good work gotta go eat tho it's steak let me translate to marine " rah rah rah rah rahhh raaaah rrrraaahhhh crayons rah booty"
Rah rah thank you rah
Bro Nikko is da goat I imagine him charging some yelling “ima suck you” 😂😂😂😂
Idk what’s sadder… Nikko spending his Friday night posting videos… or me spending my Friday night watching them 😂😂😂
He is technically at work making good money,don't feel bad for him
Great video 👌 keep doing what you do man.
At 8:28 loog at the guy's fingers the whole time he is doing👌the whole time even Kikko didn't catch on to it
I’m gonna fight god or become him is what that dude with the pool cue was saying
5:33 Cockroaches are LITERALLY immortal, they can survive ANYTHING.
We had a simular game in highschool at 1:30 where the kids would test their pain tolerance. I think we called it chicken, because if you backed out you where called a chicken. Sorry if there is any bad English.
I'm on rotation in poland, right now, and I gotta say shit like this happens in the tents all the time lol
There I was. Lol. Great stories start that way especially when your drunk
yoooo nikkoooooo i love you bro keep up the vids
Thanks zack! What do you think about the military tiktoks?
@@nikkoortizthere fire bro I’ve been watching you react to them like forever there funny asf
Oh my gosh, Slaps is so fun! We play that slapping game in JROTC and we got yelled at by our Colonel
Dude when playing slaps my right hand just goes numb to where being slapped doesn’t hurt anymore. My left hand starts to hurt worse than my right.
It’s fun to play with antennas until they break and you have to go to S6 to get a new one and explain what happened 3:19
Hey Niko you're my favorite RUclipsr and I just wanted to say that you will always be the best RUclipsr ever to live in my eyes❤❤❤❤
Yo whats up Nikko! I just signed my option 40 and got sworn in today!
Probably that sad drop kick
those mattresses so thin it makes the Twitch con pit look safe XD
1:08 the sound when they hit the ground😬
Nikko wassup keep these funny vids going!!
I gotchu with all the funny vids! What’s the best video I ever dropped?
You know what, they ARE teaching that dude how to strike through the target. Horsing around is productive.
Nikko the Flaming Cockroach 😂 5:35
That’s one fire roach lol. We had guys freeze frogs on the flight line
Wtf 😂😂😂
That screaming guy said if I'm correct "I'm going to fight God or become him"
It’s ok that you don’t like Halo. You were just a baby when the deep histories were written so I wouldn’t expect you to understand 😂
The stake in stake got me hyped also.
Space Force is the most cringe imo. They all just freak me out. Great vid Nikko!
Technically they are like Ohio they don’t exist
@@nikkoortiz lmao