2:53 The reason he slammed the cake was, because as a joke, they got the actual cake colors in a rival team colors. He's an Alabama fan, the cakes colors were for Louisiana. I guess his team just lost to them.
6:10 "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't tell them how you really are because they'll never understand..." 😂😂😂
I've been in some quick sand. I was scared as heck. Later I learned that you can't fully sink in quicksand due to buoyancy, but it was still scary back then.
I feel so much smarter now!Thanks for another great video! You made my day better, thank you! On your way to 100k on Twitch!almost there. Keep doing what you're doing! 💙
When I was young maybe 12-13 I was out hunting small game by myself and ended up in mud up to my waist. Scary stuff how quick it went from just mud to flop I went down quick, was probably a closer brush with death than I care to dwell on lol.
This guy really makes my day. I have been having really bad depression lately and he's somehow been the sunshine in the darkness. He popped up in my ticktock feed then he disappeared so now I'm doing something I never do. Cyber following lol I'm judging myself
Thanks Nikko for the laugh and video, Nikko you are so goddamn awesome and never fail to make the day better keep sending it with the funny and amazing work!!😂❤🤘
At 9:16 that definitely describes my cousin he will absolutely end up dropping his phone while getting feed for the cows in some thing wether it be cow sh!t, water, feed, or in blood from dead mice that the farm cat hunts
I am a yeller Belli Yorkshire mothalicka who isn't into the military at all, but Man you crack me up 😂. Watching your videos always puts a shit eating grin on my face 👍
Animals have never scared me and i’ve been pretty confident around them. In Alaska an Orca’s went by the sight seeing ship and my heart just about stopped when I saw it
8:03 I’ve been in that situation when skimboarding. Like if you can relate to the face plant on the water pain but get back and try again on the next perfect wave
I work in the tree business and we were clearing a deadwood tree and I thought I had a good grasp on a limb to throw it into the chipper and it snapped when I yanked on it and my ass hit the safety bar on the chipper… so I didn’t die
I am from NY but I have a house in FL bc I see family a lot and I woke up one morning and went outside to the patio and an 8 foot gator treated me w a hiss and I dipped and called the alligator removal company💀
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Nah bro this comment got dieing out here XD
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Thought you were the real Gaijin for a second
Thanks for the tip
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2:53 The reason he slammed the cake was, because as a joke, they got the actual cake colors in a rival team colors. He's an Alabama fan, the cakes colors were for Louisiana. I guess his team just lost to them.
Ikr dude got so pissed when he saw it was LSU colors 🤣🤣
SEC is a cult religion.
Lol it was probably Burrow vs Tua back in 2019, my man Burrow got some bama that game 😂
@@franciscorodriguez8841 yup lol
🎉 hey whoa. Imma just say.. geaux tigers. If I recall LSU beat Bama last year. *sigh* 😅
0:13 “what bad idea you’ve had this week”
Bro, my whole life nothing but a never ending bad idea.
Oh man 😂😂
@@nikkoortizshortsfor me it's not loving space forces potato (he beat me up)
6:10
"they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't tell them how you really are because they'll never understand..." 😂😂😂
10:20 - "Its definitely black friday, because people are stealing shit."
Lol comic gold. 🤣
10:20 got me 😅
P.S. Nikko thanks again for the laughs before another shift starts. Just getting through the grind. Much love.
We already know it's finna be a good day (or night) when Nikko posts
Facts!
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Damn straight
2:04 BRU GOT ABSOLUTY PUNCTURED
I've been in some quick sand. I was scared as heck. Later I learned that you can't fully sink in quicksand due to buoyancy, but it was still scary back then.
That clip with the orca is exactly why I have tholasaphobia
The thing was INVISIBLE until it was too late
Nikko, the guy that smashed the cake, he done it because it was LSU colors and Alabama v LSU is a big time rivalry for people in Alabama.
I feel so much smarter now!Thanks for another great video! You made my day better, thank you!
On your way to 100k on Twitch!almost there. Keep doing what you're doing! 💙
Right! Always makes me feel way smarter
When I was young maybe 12-13 I was out hunting small game by myself and ended up in mud up to my waist. Scary stuff how quick it went from just mud to flop I went down quick, was probably a closer brush with death than I care to dwell on lol.
I’d be scared and excited at the same time if I saw an Orca.
Pahahaha he said "they have family!"
This guy really makes my day. I have been having really bad depression lately and he's somehow been the sunshine in the darkness. He popped up in my ticktock feed then he disappeared so now I'm doing something I never do. Cyber following lol I'm judging myself
Agreed, there’s something about the constant yelling that somehow soothes me when I’m sad? I can’t explain it lol
This shit got me MESSED UP. 😂😂😂 keep up the grind, you make my day better every time you post!
I laughed so hard the entire video. Thank you
2:26 "Ooooh my God, I just h--- somebody just hit me. I got in a car wreck". Almost told on herself.
0:13 nikko tryna get us all to self snitch😂😂😂
The “save a horse ride a cowboy on these nuts” made me laugh way too hard lmao
Thanks Nikko for the laugh and video, Nikko you are so goddamn awesome and never fail to make the day better keep sending it with the funny and amazing work!!😂❤🤘
Hey hey sniper
@@ACmeh MEH!!!
Hear hear!
"If my socks were wet I would probably just getback in the truck" - The dude who took a header into human poo - LOL!
Bro why are you making me spit out my water every time 😂😂
My biggest fail this week:
I got up and went to work everyday.
Generally not a great Idea to go that fast in the Snake River🤣
they still be holdin jetboat races tho
3:27 bro was like it's a halibut and the whale fr said not any more
Great vid Nikko!! And yes I would be scared if an orca showed up right beside me
12:02 that girl that fell was not named Hannah. Hannah was going against her
Your content has been helping me get through a rough breakup. Much love nikko, keep up the good work man ❤️
I grew up being misled by Sea World and Free Willy so, even though I know better, I still see them as basically sea pandas. Lol
5:10 that save a horse shit you just said got me dying lmao
At 9:16 that definitely describes my cousin he will absolutely end up dropping his phone while getting feed for the cows in some thing wether it be cow sh!t, water, feed, or in blood from dead mice that the farm cat hunts
WE LOVE YOU NIKKO!!!!!!
Seeing your reaction to the Orga...priceless!
I am a yeller Belli Yorkshire mothalicka who isn't into the military at all, but Man you crack me up 😂. Watching your videos always puts a shit eating grin on my face 👍
6:32 OOOOH I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THERE SO MANY TIMES, now I am going to be paranoid.
Nikko this happens every year in Michigan, the coast guard pulls up dozens every spring
2:58 Forget cake or pie, let me introduce you to the next best thing... Ice Cream Cake!
Nikko is probably mostly the most human human we use the absolute same narrating mindset.
Animals have never scared me and i’ve been pretty confident around them. In Alaska an Orca’s went by the sight seeing ship and my heart just about stopped when I saw it
The boat clip at 7:07 is my driving in any GTA game 😂😂
Love you Nikko, you always crack me up bro.
When she said move over I was dying 🤣🤣😭😭10:45
Yew!!! Nikko time, hells yeah man! Love ya energy, love the attitude and watchin ya vids makes my day aye!
Nikko energy is something else! 😂
Man said it raining we training but actually it’s if it’s lightning we ain’t fighting😂
My cat is a sweetheart lol you’d even love him. He doesn’t scratch and is really smart / gentle. Cuddle bug too ha
Iii
5:43 Ernie and Bernie 🐦🐦
Orca are huge & if one suddenly surfaced next to me, I’d scream in terror!!
Love seeing them in Puget Sound.
I low key watch his videos for the outta pocket stuff he says 😂
So funny! Thanks for the Friday laughs!
The Arizona one, I've driven that same stretch. And that's nothing compared to the daily crap I see just walking a mile to work in Phoenix
My 2 year old had my phone and said “ikko” at the post notification. She knows what time it is.
You should do fails Friday and do like an hour long video on fails for every Friday. Just a suggestion, love the vids man!
At 2:33 yes she’s in the wrong u can hear hee start to say “I hit” but then she changed to “someone hit me”
4:50 that deer just summoned Stone Cold Steve Austin
Those clips for Wisconsin are too accurate
8:03 I’ve been in that situation when skimboarding. Like if you can relate to the face plant on the water pain but get back and try again on the next perfect wave
😂 nice one that’s crazy sht lol
You’re crazy cool 😂
Thank you for the video 🤟
4:35 ive been in quick sand and it's really hard to get out
5:15 Save a horse, ride a cowboy 😂😂
I work in the tree business and we were clearing a deadwood tree and I thought I had a good grasp on a limb to throw it into the chipper and it snapped when I yanked on it and my ass hit the safety bar on the chipper… so I didn’t die
Actual Michigander here, can confirm mofos WILL dive in to save their shit, be it radar or 2500 dollar atv. I fear those people.
2:04 ... I feel like him rn. I did something you’d do nikko, and fell up the stairs........ but on my ribs 🥺😅 blah
I always said all bad ideas lead to fond memories.
You are my favorite RUclipsr. I’m actually leaving Vegas today.
I love how Indiana is just a meme with bad roads
I just want to say thank u for making this funny ass content I was rolling on the floor for 10 minutes
12:16 Dude. Wisconsin 😂 definitely not an alligator
Orcas earned the name KILLER WHALE for a reason.
love the fail series Nikko keep it up
Love watching people make bad decisions 😅
Love watching people make bad decisions 😅
Come on Colorado you can’t do that to me😂
The California one got me!
6:43 yooo same!!!! I can’t do those tunnels it’s f***** terrifying!
I am from NY but I have a house in FL bc I see family a lot and I woke up one morning and went outside to the patio and an 8 foot gator treated me w a hiss and I dipped and called the alligator removal company💀
he comes out ever time with the best content
You and Speed are the only RUclipsrs to make me cry from laughing
I know it’s from a year ago but fun fact that fail on the ice in Michigan actually happened in my town 😂
Ayoo, keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work and happy Friday 🤣
The reason in the fail in the Alabama cake vid was cause the Crimson Tide had lost to the LSU Tigers and he was an Alabama fan that got trolled😂😂
I've been up to my waste in soft clay that i had sank into when i was a kid. I was terrified, they used a excavator to get me out.
4:07
Holy shit that looks like it wasn’t too far from me😂
People can’t drive for shit out here
Orca are huge!
Orcas up and down the Pacific Coast and out to Hawaii have been stealing fish from anglers, even stuff as big as swordfish and marlin.
Does getting your girlfriend pregnant count as my biggest fail this week
Im subbing because ive been watching for a bit and you are funny as hell bro.
Thank you for ur service 🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’ve been stuck in quicksand before and it’s scary as shit 😂
Ay love your content nikko❤❤
I just started watching and I can are ready can tell it is going to be funny!
2:23 she literally had to stop herself from saying i just hit someone "i......someone just hit me i got to go "
My bad Idea for this week is waking up everyday this week
Leave it up to Michigan to do some dumb shit on ice😂🤦🏽♀️
He said all cats are natural asses but my cat stormy is so friendly and she loves cuddles, pets and scratches
That Arizona one with the car spinning out was satisfying because God damn some drivers here are insane.
I was stuck in quick sand once and it got up to May waist… but my friend after having stopped laughing helped me out.
I love your takes on life!
He got some wisdom 🫡
Fails Friday LFGOOO ❤ you the bestestest
I had the idea to take a practice Bar exam and that turned into a fail 😭🤣😂😂🤣