Dungeons And Dragons Goes Too Far
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Did dungeons and dragons go to far? lol
I’m gonna say YES
@@nikkoortizshorts same brother brother 🤣
It went way to far
What do you think @nikkoortiz
Apparently, they couldn't tell fiction from reality.
These were so funny!! The electric wheelchair pulling the boat was hella hilarious!!
Like how Tf are these wheelchairs so strong!
@@nikkoortiz I know right!
Africa isn’t a real continent
That preferred identity part is probably the scariest thing I have ever seen.
It’s all scary af 👀
I had to double-check. I don't know why, and maybe I'm blind, but I didn't see Male or Female on there at all.
Same bro
@@greenpegatrix3773 If someone calls you a CIS, they usually mean it in an offhand manner.
@jowildcat40 I see. I just assumed the fancy title was another term for something or other. Thank you for correcting me.
Dude, I want that healing monk as a friend. I feel like I would never be bored. I would also be non stop laughing, as that was funny af
I khew it was not gonna work
I’ve had an egg explode after microwaving it. I screamed so loud, it covered my face and it went all over the kitchen, not a good time🤦🏼♀️
Omg!!! Did it leave any scars?
Egg based second degree burns
@@coleandhisvideos Ouch.
Bet you weren't... EGGstatic about that.
Sorry, I'll see myself out and find an appropriate punishment for that one.
So I looked it up and the laundromat was in Spain and the person left a lighter in their clothes. Also the uuuhhhh day had me dying, I replayed it over 20 times. Now my sides hurt....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
thanks for the info 😊
not trying to start a religious issue, but I wouldn't be surprised if the guy saw that and waddled straight to the nearest church.
The part with the epic music and preferred gender bit where he started screaming killed me. I had to take a minute to laugh without air. 🤣😆🤣😆
You know they tried too hard when they even put CIS gender in there, like broooo thats sexuality has nothing to do with gender and I'm mostly Native American me and my family were completely fine with Male, Female, Other lol
SAME!!!!!!!!
The wheelchair had me deceased 😂
Yes!! Me too 🤣🦼
Now he move so fast!
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video Nikko you are amazing and never fail to make my day a million times better keep up the fantastic work brother brother ❤😂
Hell yea 🙌 which was your favourite?
Thanks sniper!!! Hope you had a solid weekend!
@@nikkoortiz I did hope you did too brother brother ❤
How on earth did they stack all those trucks onto the flatbed? That’s definitely some Final Destination stuff ready to happen for the poor souls following that truck 😂
Foreal!!! And they had to have damaged those trucks to right?
Guy hust played snowrunner alot
You Never fail to give me the laugh I need after a rough day , hope you're well nikko keep smiling much love and appreciation 😊
I'd love to see more military/police k9's bititng people and being the best doggos.
Me tooooo😂 YT won’t let me tho they take the videos down 🥹
@@nikkoortiz maybe Donut Operator can help
Stumbled across you recently nikko, your military and reaction content is amazing mate, keep up the good work
Sweet Jesus, that head cracking at 9:29 sounded exactly like the eggs I made this morning.
Awesome video! My worst bowling fail has to be when i took my cousin it was her turn and she threw the ball into the lane next to us lol! Nikko you da best ❤
Okay dungeons and dragons went WAY to far 😂
LARPing to the next level 😂
11:34 lmaoooo 😂😂
😂
The squat assist worked I guessed but he just changed sexuality’s on that one. Thank you Nikko keep sending it
😂😂 the squat assist was a quick sex change?
PUT IT DOWNN!!! 😂😂😂😂 you always put me in a Hype Happy Mood!!! Thanks Brotha Brotha!
Its always the necromancer spell that ruins everything.
Laughed a solid 5min at the "Uhhh daddy" part. THAT IS FOR CHILDREN?!
Love the vide keep up with the good work 💙💯🙏 man this is something crazy 😧
dude I've been watching your stuff when you had 16k and seeing how far you've come is awesome dude, keep it up!
So cool!! What made you start watching?
@Trummer4_life Are you following him on Kick too? New platform he is trying out….
Thanks trummer! I greatly appreciate that man you got no idea! Legit can’t do it without you!
@@micc_armybrat2523 yeah but I don't really have time from school and work...
@@nikkoortiz bruh why do I feel like you have these copy and paste boards sometimes when you reply its kinda funny
The guttural scream took me way tf out! 😂 Lord, I needed that laugh. 😂
Had a super stressful sail today nearly capsized in the see so ye this is definitely nice to chill me out
Nikko and I used to be the same with the haircuts as kids 🤣
Love your stuff, so entertaining
Praise our lord and saviour ✝️🙏
Amen Anthony 🙏🙏
Many Jesus 🙏🏻
The guy pulling his boat on his wheelchair sent me 💀😭
That was too much 😂
Like how damn strong are those things! 😂
@@nikkoortiz 😂
Adjust the governor on the mobility scooter and you can get them up past 20mph. The things you do when you're board on your first retail gig.
Bro this video is gold love nikkos reactions bruh😂😂😂
These never fail to entertin me. You're pretty damn funny dude.
Bro love your videos. Makes my day
I’m high but it’s still a good day to watch nikko, love from Iran my friend
9:44 9:56 tehe I forgot my hand grenade in my pocket😂😂
11:35 AYO WHAT!?!?
😂
Man I was bowling one time when I was quite younger, so I ran down and did the splits tripping the alarm on the alley way and the ball went flying! 😂
“AND NOW SHES GOING TO SIT ON HIS HEAD”!!! 😂
Thanks for the vid nikko! You should do Americas got talent with the branches!
Oh snap! I like it! What should their hidden talents be?
Navy- singing
Coast guard- dancing
Marines- rah
Space force- levitating
You decide on army!
@@Jensen1b7 army can give others depression just by talking
This was a funny one. Thanks Niko!
The fish kid unleashed his inner ozzy 😂. Fuckin hardcore, I love it lmao the crunch and Nikkos screams are just too good..
@Click.on-profile44 I have a feeling this isn’t real.
Nikko like i need that roulette watch until he realizes they start at $280,000 for the most basic version
I took a bowling class in college. I was trying return the ball back on the rack while talking to a friend. I wasn't paying attention and didn't push the ball far enough onto the rack and it feel on my toe. The pain was amazing!
Thanks for the laughs, man!
Wow I’ve been watching you since you were at 36k subscribers. Now you’re at 1.57 million. Much love from Canada❤. You’ve inspired me to join the Canadian armed forces when I’m able
Yoo wats uppp how you doing? finally the wifi got installed I can't wait to watch this fire vid!
LETS GOOO! Did you enjoy the video wolf?
Thanks!
Niko and I used to be the same with the haircuts🤣
nikko over at 7:26 "i didnt go to the army and fail english to learn more genders"
At 9:45, that’s obviously the laundromat that is the entrance to the spy hideout on archer hahah
Don't know why but, that second to last one had me on the floor dieing, specifically your reaction
Hey I love your videos man and I got a question for you, What’s your opinion on Civil Air Patrol or CAP?
Worst bowling fail was in a mini bowling alley. The ball bounced to the other lane. 😂
The stacked trucks on the trailer is legal and is the best way to transport them. It reduces wear on the vehicles during transportation. Its the same concept as a car hauler. The drivers load securement could have been better though.
yo nikko u need to react to hockey fight videos PLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv u bro and keep doin those skits man
5:17 my fiber!! (Every streamer NEVER) 🤣😂😂
the fishing one headshot🤣🤣
I had those little gutter guard things up and somehow got the bowling ball in the gutter
hey Nikko I work in a construction-like field and when your drilling it is hard to tell if you hit something. and they were probably using a big crane drill
Aye Nikkoo where you get the menace t shirt! Fire bro!!!!
at 5;45 the place they are at is called "sky zone" it it located in appleton, wisconsin
I still do that exact thing when I get haircuts it’ll be going ok then slowly go past where I want it but I never wanna say anything to them but then I’ll be mad at home 💀
2:42 I didn’t like sushi till I went on a date with some snow bunnie in Oceanside back when I was a boot 😂😂😂😂
11:52 - That's called a Wingsuit, and you can glide almost as far as you descend with one. Some models include jets, allowing for level flight.
We once got to drunk and used a drunk private as a bowling ball.... The mps were impressed and upset that they couldn't laugh all at the same time 🤦♂️
My biggest bowling field was when I threw the bowling ball and it ended up in the lane next to me and the guy that was bowling. Got a strike.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHH!" I feel that in my soul
I am mommy daddy😂
She smacked him in the face so hard lol
Damn 😂
ny biggest bowling fail was some how getting my self to fly halfway down the lane
The first ever sushi roll I tried is the crunchy California roll. I got it from the little sushi spot in HEB. That thing was Bussin.
9:22 dude that literally happened once to me n my gym class like 5 years ago
When I was a kid a wander if there's a truck that carrie a truck a so on BUT WHEN I SEE THIS VIDEO MY INNER CHILD JUST SCREAM YYYEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS 2:45
Kid that ate tha fish is definitely on his way to marine corps lol🤣🤣🤣
Today I saw a truck on a truck on a truck on a truck on a truck on a truck on a truck😂
I haven't had a bowling fail, but my cousin once dropped a bowling ball on his foot and broke it.
that truck popped a sick ollie
Nikko my biggest bowling fail is when my ball started bouncing and it went onto a different lane and it hit there ball before i hit the pins and it looked like there ball was a good one lol 😅
I love how the kid biting the fish is all nikko needed to know to make this kid president
came for the fails, stayed for Nikko being awesome
that baseball was return to sender
When I went bowling I threw the bowling ball and the floor collapsed under 😪
9:41 b0mb in the washing machine🤣
12:03 be like Holding on for my life Lord someone help me
with the fishy part oh no it got me questioning if it was a fishing lure
Busted my face on a bowling ball
My biggest bowling fail was in 2nd grade, where I slipped and dropped the ball on my finger fracturing it.
6:47 😂😂😂😂 the scream that follows after he sees the list
9:46 that laundry machine is from mufkn Baltimore bro
Once when I was 8 I cut my head open, I didn’t go to the hospital as my dad was medical trained, I had to wear a bandage for 2 days
Love Ya❤!
Fire line you the best! What should be the next reaction?
@@nikkoortiz YLYL?
On my mom and dad's anniversary we went bowling it was his turn he picked up the bowling ball he wined up and when he went to release he went with the ball down into the gutter
Love your vids these fail videos are bangers
For real! What was your favourite?
The gender one at 7:00
Fails for the W!
Went bowling with my division in the navy got drunk and threw the ball backwards
If that Boat had a trading card, the attack would be Tidal Wave for 75% damage
10:40 That's called spicy water.
My biggest bowling fail was when i went to release the ball i basically threw it and it flew down the aisle and hit the employee door to the back
That baby toy was the exact one I got my niece for her birthday
A employee was in the hole where the bowling ball goes and I hit him the head LOL
My biggest fail was when I was in this military reenactment, and the 50cal wasn’t working
That last clip I am just imagining what happens if the person lets go. Do they have a parachute or are they going to end up an anonymous smudge?