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Yes
yes!!!
Damn straight
💯
Agreed
As a person that works around the sewer $100,000 would maybe cover the medical😂
As someone with free healthcare i would do it in a heartbeat
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@@bycoxtax8562 As someone who has free education and free healthcare, I would do a degree in medicine and do it in a heartbeat, then treat myself immediately
If ICU isn’t involved.
My two stipulations would be I don’t need to swallow (I’ll vomit right away so there’d be no point) and that it’s not going to get me sick. 100k ain’t worth it if I’m risking death and almost definitely getting disqualified immediately.
The only lawn mower accident I have ever seen was when I was a child. My babysitter was mowing her very overgrown lawn and because the main road was right next to her house people used to throw trash onto her yard all the time. This particular time she ran over someone's snapple bottle sending it flying at her leg. She had to get 20 stitches from the glass breaking and hitting her leg and there was blood everywhere.
I'm sorry you had to witness that
I used to try to scare my dad. He warned me not to do it. I stopped when the fist stopped an inch from my nose when I did actually scare him. Turns out doing it to a cop/jail guard/air force sgt who went through a sapper attack wasn't a smart thing. Hindsight......
We have legit issues with magpies (birds) in Australia. During nesting they will actually take out eyes or bust your head open, they team up and are vicious.
Color me impressed that Australians aren't armed 24/7. I don't have Paul Hogan's skills, I'd need a firearm just to get my mail.
Is that why you guys are so good at cricket?
They remember faces and will target specific people ahaha
Pro tip: Feed your local magpies and they will leave you alone as well as bring their kids to meet you. You’ll be the only person who can walk around without issue 😊
When this vids title appeared in my phone notifications I thought it was a personal attack from someone. Was like "who's starting on me now....oh its youtube" 😂
Same here 😂😂😂😂
I have a Euro Mountain Shepharnese. She's 8 months, over 90lbs. She dropped her deuce yesterday, I bent down to pick it up, and about that time she was like SQUIRREL!!!!! I couldn't do anything other than laugh, and hold onto the leash. I'm about 180lbs. That dog dragged my ass about 3-4 feet before I stopped. lmao I just laid there laughing while she was trying to figure out if I was okay. On the plus side, missed the deuce on the way down.
This happened to my supervisor when I was working landscaping... he was edging, his partner was mowing, hit a pinecone and it ricocheted out from under the mower and hit my supervisor in the eye. He was blind for 3, maybe 4 days before he started to recover his vision.
This is evidence that you never know what's gonna be funny. Niko over here laying down pure gold the entire video and I laugh at him cussing out people for screaming on a 3 foot snow ramp
Not even five minutes in and I'm dying. Love this content, Nikko
Which fail made you laugh the most? 😂
9:14 Niko goose stepping like he has done it before.😂
The only conversation I'd have with a bear in my house would start with a "click clack" 😂
The way Nikko moved when he said reverse🤣🤣.
Too much 😂
I needed a good laugh, thank you nikko 💚💚💚
Exposed myself with the pole jump 😂😂
uh ohhhh! 😅
For real 😂
Bro it’s always so funny when nerds get hurt. Thank you Nikko for the content keep sending it
We gotta laugh at these things 😅
All your content never gets old.
Loved watching this live. Great to see it again. :)
As a army brat with friends who eventually joined the military im happy to have found you. Military life growing up in and actually living in and through is no joke.😅 it has its times
My friends dad had a lawn mower accident! He was doing dumb shit with his friends and his pants got caught in the lawn mower! He didnt get hurt but it was hilarious and scary at the same time lol.
oooh lucky he didn't get killed yo!
Wow!
I like that Nikko has so much energy
Watching this while getting ready for work. Made my day better
Yessss getting you ready for the day 😂
Nikko would be the best person to hang out with
You should do some stories about your military career (scariest, coolest, and funniest)
Thanks Nikko for the upload, always look forward to em❤❤❤
I once found a large metal spike in my yard with the lawnmower. It happened to be the grounding rod for the house, and it completely destroyed the blade.
Man had the black tank valve wide open, how its was suppose to go is hook up, run tube to hole in ground open valve and wait, then disconnect and run water from hose though to "rinse out" cap and roll it up then all done. You know i love the content so keep up the fantastic work !!!!!!
Always a good time when Nikko uploads!
Yo Nikko's face when he imatated the lawnmower kids laugh killed me 😂😂😂
Legend says, that quad is still rolling to this day😂😂😂😂😂
Lol I wasn't paying attention and I totally thought the goat screaming was nikko. I hit rewind and then seen it was indeed a goat. 😂
Niko and Leon Lush reacting to fails has brought back those 2012 vibe fail comps
Only Lawnmower accident I ever had as a landscaper, I took over a neglected account. Also the former landscapers mounted the sprinklers a little too high. So I had to replace several sprinklers when I mowed the overgrown lawn.
Eat shit nerd is literally my favorite phrase. In traffic, at the store, to my kids, its just all enconpassing trash talk.
The title is something I would say to my friend after I throw a science book at him
friend 😂
Always a good time when Nikko uploads.👍
Yeah
Always!!
Oh dear...lol....the car in the flood was still plugged in.😂
My lawn mower accident involved baby bunnies... I pay someone else to mow my yard now. My Karma will never recover, and everyone at work loves reminding me, especially around Easter.
That Patrick and Anime meme got me🤣
1:09 yeahh.. my parents and and my granddad do lawn work (or did) and my grandad GOT HIS LEG STUCK UNDER THE BIG ASS LAWN MOWER ONCE.. what a bloody scene (he fr went from fighting fires to fighting lawn mowers)
The music got me so bad😂and Nikko's little dance💀😂
That one got me 😂
1:42 The instructions are literally displayed on the sign right next to him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lawnmower accidents suck. I spent almost 6 months in physical therapy learning how to walk again.
I’ve dun the lawnmower thin but with a zero turn and a shop Matt
Haha, that lady begging her brother to backup away from the land slide and he just moves like 2 inches.
It’s Nikkos demonstrations for me 😅
Only BANGERS out here
That bear just wants a hug 🫂
I wont get mad when someone scares me but you cant get mad if I swing during the IMMA DIE moment
NGL if my friend failed a jump like that I'm LMAO 🤣🤣
Almost LPN here. Worst mowing accident I’ve seen, we had a diabetic patient who was mowing the lawn in flip-flops! Then waited a MONTH to come to the hospital. They did not get to keep their foot.
My worst lawnmower accident was getting stung by wasps while mowing
I love when your editor uses psr clips 😂
I once got sent to the ER from my lawnmower engine exploding and sending metal shards into my face, im ok now but with some scars and i still love to mow my lawn
Bro, I was drinking water, and u made that sound. I almost spit the water on my laptop 8:31
Always a good day when Nikko uploads.
Yes!
4:57 4:58 4:59
fear factor but in Nikko’s comments 😂
If you flinched at the rug mower….. you’ve probably exploded something before lmao
Hot rod reference, I like it !
My lawnmower accident was slipping on a bank...resulting in pulling a tendon in my leg to where I couldn't lift my toes and had to drag my left foot like a cripple for 6 months before it healed
I would kick the fire hydrant Bro😂😂😂
"Would you drink the water for money?"
Me- You're goddamn right.
Nikko, have you seen the NEW insider video about jungle training? Can't wait to see that RAGE 🫣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I got hit in the nuts rolling over a rocky patch with a push mower lol
My uncle just lost 2 finger tips reaching into a lawn mower lol
1:03 was so sincere; I fucking wheezed.
6:02 had me on the floor dying 😂😂
I got a clash add when i clicked your comment 😂
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I love all the PSR clips
Took a rock to the shin when mowing
I was in a lawnmower accident and lost both my legs below my knees. Happened on Labor Day before I turned 3 in November
Dude the boat thing: when your truck won’t start and your 12 beers in
Love your content Nikko keep up the great work!
Yes snick! which was your favourite fail? 😂
4:40
5:45 close second. 😅
6:17 I am so happy your take is the same as mine. The dude went full wwe on this lady...
I know a person who was in a lawnmower accident when he was a kid. He's now a judge with a hook for a hand.
That diarrhea water would have killed me right then and there 💀
me too! no thanks! 😅
Same! 🤢
Nikko you always make me laugh so hard😂
It’s his gift 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts YEAAAAAAAAH
Lawnmower accident. Back in the day when we had phone books my dad backed over one on a riding mower. It looked like New York on new years day. Confetti literally covering the whole front yard.
Yo how are you Nikko? These fail are the best 🙌💯
For real! Which was your favourite? 😂
Do more army training videos pleaseeeee!!
Agreed! They are so good
"Beep they be beep and beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, right?"
- Nikko Ortiz
I had a dog that used to jump on my ride on mower the seat was pretty much a safety switch and it would start up and go and he'd just sit there it was a yorkie funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
0:58 my mom was mowing the lawn and a rock went through the window lol
Never seen any significant lawnmower accidents, but I knew a kid whose drunken uncle ran over his foot on a riding mower that led to a transtibial amputation. (Below the knee) Because it happened when he was so young, he grew up with one leg and could move around like a monkey with ninjutsu training. He honestly turned that disability into a super power.
for 100 million maybe.....
fire hydrant
and no not for 1 million
great video!
That owl came to deliver the letter from Hogwarts man
God luck trying to scare me. I rarely get scared if ever I honestly can't remember the last time I was scared. 🤣😝
There's always the darwin award video where the guy blows up the lawnmower with tannerite.
That's my hometown.
@3:13 they're speaking Bisaya. At first she was chatting about somebody's sibling, then shouted "Go back! go back!" when the landslide happened.
My dads riding lawnmower shot a rock out the shute and it hit me in the head, it wasnt a big enough rock for a concusion or anything but was big enough to leave a pretty good sized mark
I work as a firefighter i seen some lawnmowers do some crazy stuff
My friends dad lost his big toenail in a lawnmower accident and he said it honestly wasn’t that bad 😂
That bear will definitely meet a couple slugs loll
Balls to get face 🤣🤣
Lol that’s a good goalie sacrificing his face for the team
It’s a young Scott Sterling! 😉😂
This is an honest to God lawn mower story
My neighbor called me one summer about 7 years ago and straight up said "i need you to go into my front lawn and find my fingers" this dude was driving himself to the emergency room with his hand wrapped up. I told him on the phone if i find his fingers ill throw up haha. Needless to say the mower mulched the grass very well, also fingers. I call him nubs now.
YOOO Nikko, Business Insider!! How the Army is training soldiers for a war with China!! Do a review!!!!❤❤❤
Friend from high-school decided to cut his lawn after it rained wearing sandles. He slipped and his foot went right under slicing 3 toes. He had to crawl to his house to call for help.
7:26 that’s kinda cool! I would try to pet it not gonna lie. Although it would most likely end in me getting attacked 😆
I think the anger after a jumpscare is just dependent on how a persons brain reacts to the adrenaline and such. Then its just up to your anger management to chill out.
Cause I immediately get super pissed whenever someone jumpscares me too, but after about 5 seconds I laugh and have a good time with it too.
Fight or flight. In some people the 'fight' comes with 'anger'
A good example, go watch some videos from 'Texas Bushman' who is basically 100% jumpscaring people. Youll usually see people have an extreme fight or flight. Some will go 'you stupid f*ck' but then start laughing and give a high five. Same with people who jump away in fear, they will start laughing and talk to the guy.
You sure you weren't in the Navy😂