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I grew up and live on a beef farm and can attest to the fact that yes cows have no clue how big they are, I literally a large bull aggressively nudge me with his head(like he wanted to fight) so I just smacked him on the nose and he walked away with his head down😂
I live on a farm/ranch and I could back you up that yes they are stupid 🤣
Same tho lol
It’s always the bulls that are the funniest when u hit em away. Always look offended
@@ApexHunt1 ikr 🤣 you hit em away and they just start starting at you like why u hit me 🤣🤣🤣
@@ApexHunt1 facts
Momma busted out that screen door like the Kool-Aid Man. Correct move in that situation, hope the kid and Memaw are okay.
OH YEAH!
Had those GET OUT THE WAY cheeks jiggling!!!
Why wasn't mamma out there with her child?
Oh she was making a daiquiri???!!!
(@10AM??)
That kool aid woman is sooo goddamn Sexyy n got damn nice legs
Granny throwing her phone on the waterslide is just so damn funny. Then the mother comes charging out, taking down the flyscreen door like she's godzilla knocking over a building. Love it.
That dude reacting to his best friend being sick: Useless. If my dog throws up, I go into full parent mode.
That skateboarder who landed on his spine really got me. I splipped on ice and landed four steps down on my tailbone and could barely move for weeks. I think I probably broke it bc its been 4.5 months and it still hurts sometimes. Can totally sympathize with that pain
This man’s DND alignment would be chaotic chaos
i love how your sponsor segments are so short, it makes me actually want to watch it
"LET'S GO WITH KIA... IT'S FUNNIER"
Got me😂😂😂
That mom busting through the screen door like the Kool Aid Man... "Oooh YEEEEEEEAH!!!!"
So a little info on the bug clip, they are all over Nevada rn where I live. They are called Mormon crickets and they for some reason are all migrated here and it happens every few years. And yes I have experienced this. It is disgusting.
Whenever Nikko posts its going to be a great day he's super funny
He really is! Which was your favourite fail?
Could not agree more! I really enjoyed his recent collab with the other military friend he played Fallujah with, they had awesome chemistry.
Eh, he’s aight
I totally agree
You should make your own zip-line so you can go fly with Ernie and Bernie! All your videos are great. Thanks for always making us smile. Almost 100k on Twitch! Let's go!💙
That would be awesome....those pigeons would be perplexed AF 😆
@@amandadelrio7113 can you imagine the video on that! 😆
@@msgoblue71 I mean they do choose to reside at this wild ass dudes house... so maybe it wouldn't be a stretch to see him ziplining in the yard 😆
@amandadelrio7113 this is true
Anyone else remember when you’d get here after 6 hours and there’s only be a few views. Our boy made it frfr
On the new Blackhawks that's the rotor brake. Definitely not something you want to touch while in flight.
When it comes to the rotor brake I'm not sure about all uses for helicopters but I know for like your life flights that helps to get the rotors stopped faster so the patient can get into the hospital faster to start getting better care to try to save their life
Nikko with phenomenal squat form
Yupp, my cat avoids our entire hardwood floor and chooses to puke on our beds. Pets do be like that.
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you goddamn amazing and never fail to make the day better keep sending it!! ❤😂🤘 Hope everyone had a safe and lit 4th!!
Hell yeah sniper! Hope you had a good 4th of July!
@@nikkoortizshorts I did brother brother, hope you had one too 🤘
Sup chica! 🩶🖤
@@amandadelrio7113 hey girl
I can promise you I'm bringing a gun and a flamethrower ones for the bear the others for the bugs
I used to parkour, trained to jump from high places, 32ft is my current record. Sadly my worst injury was from gymnastics and trying to do a swinging bar without chalk like an idiot, my hands were missing every calus on my palms and it was so bloody 😂
Im scared to become old and clueless/have no situational awareness… seems like it happens to 90% even the best😂
I looked up the helicopter rotor blade thingy, apparently it’s for “advanced manoeuvres”
That building covered with bugs...The apocalypse, the apocalypse causes that! And I'm leaving the kids with them, ain't nobody got time for that! 😮
I love your videos so much. I started with the military ones and now this. So funny had my mom watch, keep up the good work and by the way your cute as hell
I did too lol
2:08 "sir you cant park there"
Worst parkour injury I ever got eas when I gorilla vaulted but missed my mark since I twisted my left foot at the wrong angle. Slammed face first in the pavement on a pendulum swing motion. Fractured my clavicle, and 2 vertebrae from that one.
Missed opportunity
"Sick fucking grind,
Now watch me break my spine"
Gotta love people that do shit knowing it will fail and still do it
I would be that mom, too. Running straight through the screen door.
10:42 most genuine "oh sh*t" ever
My fail this week is I just got back from a dirtbike ride where I went alone. Down a trail I didn't know. Down an incredibly steep hill with roots and rocks jutting out. Got to the bottom then realized there was no way out but couldn't ride back up either. Phone was almost dead. Was able to call a friend and send my GPS location before my phone died. He came and took us a while to get the bike back up
That place belongs to the bugs now! I can handle bugs I lived in the country, where there were bugs a plenty. But that many bugs at once, yeah nah!
Florida used to get covered in love bugs. they probably still do, shits wild, like that house covered in bugs
Dropping a workout bench on my foot while carrying it 💀💀💀💀
My brother just casually walked into the room as he’s home on leave and told me you were in the same company
My worst fail this week was last night lol, got clipped by a car on bicycle and my arms crossed and I landed straight on my face. Entire right side is road rash and scrapes and my knee is fked but im chillin
9:56 my mans nikko finna be like cap holding back thanos hand xD "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
I hope that cat is okay
Fr why do old people be breaking shit by sitting on it
riding a low cc bike got overreactive and i just locked my front wheel had some road rash on my arm
lesson learned, dont overreact and dont full hand squeeze a front brake
I always love your reaction to these videos, always brings a smile to my face.
Nikko keep up the great work I love watching your content
You should do a video about firework fails. Also, love the content!
I rode a 200cc dirt bike for the first time yesterday and the clutch seized up on me and kept accelerating until I crashed into a fence left-side first. Had to go to urgent care. Stupid ass thing to do 😂
6:34 Came through that screen door like team six
as soon as gah dam toby the skater boy hit his back my whole body started hurting man i feel his pain
that thing or "lever" u see in the helicopter is called a "Rotor Break". It is mostly pointless to have them but when the bird is grounded the rotor break will get set so wind cannot spin the rotor head. (the thing that the blades are attached to). i love your videos, they always give me a laugh, keep it up!
U get me threw the Day Thank u 💓
Tuesday was working out at my high school and my coach was help me do chin ups so holds me by the shin and I sweat a lot. Like 2 gallons and I slipped and body slammed the ground it hurt to breath for like 2 hours
10:46 yeah they can have the house at that point💀matter fact, they can have the whole city cuz I’m gone😂
9:06 Now lives in my head rent free! 🤣
7:37 "Child Aboose" 😂😂😂😂
My stupid fail is not wearing a helmet like my mom said while riding a skate board down a hill. Long story short I hit my head on the pavement lol. Perfectly ok though!! Love the video!!!
Oh maaaan!! Glad you’re good!
Never going into that bug infested building again, buying all new furniture and clothes… burn everything.
The bear gets in the car only to find out khabib is stretching in the front seat😂
Mom heard "Hey Kool-Aid" and ran out to the pool
I love these videos. Stupid people hurting themselves is always good for my happiness
For some reason it’s really entertaining 😂
Master Splinter LMFAOO
Niko you gotta do my eulogy bro I'm fucking dead 💀
someone in the chat said "koolaid man" to 5:59 and I cant stop laughing about it
0:32 .a washer is 150 pounds to 180 lb, and a dryer weighs up to 124 lb to 170 lb.
Trust me I’ve seen some pretty big bulls and my head only brought up boss music 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had the same reaction as nikko at 5:30 😂😂😂
Naw when he peep the old lady phone go down the slide 😭😭😭 dat shit was funny af
I'm very late to it but I am a free runner, which is very similar to parkor, I haven't really gotten hurt that bad. Only a concussion, bruised shin bone, sprained and dislocated left shoulder.
Oh, gosh, just yesterday, I had to replace my washing and dryer.
1:09 My brother and his 3 car crashes adding the 4th soon 😭🤣
watched this live but still gotta see the finished product
Editor on point with the cuts. Patrick had me rollin’.
The blonde i want to be ninja is the best 😂. You would think she did that in 90's or something, nope like 5 yrs ago.
I didn’t double check my fireworks were flat on the grass and my neighborhood always gathers in their driveways to watch our fireworks and well, the finisher wasn’t flat and it started shooting in random directions into the crowds
Everyone was alright
Fucking PATRICK STAR KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣
Never run up to a baby bear, if you see a bear that isnt adult, always assume the moma bear is close by, and she going to go crack bear on you if you go near the baby
7:49 - Captured in 4K, the exact moment this man's entire coccyx was turned to talcum powder.
Those were mayflies or also known as Canadian soldiers we get them in Lorain Ohio really bad like that as well.
11:31 this....this is why our soldiers make pets from shit in the field lol nikko would have swooped that shit up and named him splinter making him the barrack mascot xD.
*bugs on th house* ya no let me just-*grabs slipper*
2:50
It might be there so pilots can jump out MORE safely if there is something wrong with the helicopter. SO they don't jump into moving blades
I was doing parkour at my school and ended up destroying my shin and being folded over a bar.
nikko: that's straight up child aboose right there
Baby bear 100%… Mama bear 5 seconds into fighting the cub 1-way ticket to the shadow realm
bro the way that girl went through that door had me dying
That cow had that inner tren in him
We definitely need parkour fail videos 😂😂😂
That part when she broke the Door 😂
Nikko is my spirit animal.
A very rare spirit animal!
It would be super fun to watch Nikko play airsoft
Indeed the house is a thicc brick wall, it’s pretty much the standard in Germany especially Bavaria 😂
Watch this sick fucking grind and then break my spine. Metal.
(my paraplegic ass is laughing, well it would if I could feel it...)🤣
Watch this sick fucking grind and then break my spine. Metal.
(my paraplegic ass is laughing, well it would if I could feel it...)🤣
The dude on the bike completely gave all he got
that very first one, front load washers have a big concrete counterweight on top, they are way heavier than a top load... that was dumb
My dumbest thing is that I came back from leave
A baby black bear without its mother? That's literally a fuzzy football.
I do parkour and have done so for about three years and my worst injury was probaly when i snapped my wrist and ankle From a 2 meter platform down to a thin mattress I was out from Training for two and a half months.
I love the way you narrate the stuff. 😂
Some people have no common sense. 😬 😂
See at that point... Gods just telling you they're not the one. 😅
i wasnt even laughing on the vids i was dying on nikos reactions XD
love your content nikko
It’s so good! Which was your favourite fail?! 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts probably the washing machine I don't understand how you can mess that up 🤣
That was smart to do that with the washer.
Smartest thing I’ve ever seen
These videos make my freaking day!👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My worst parkor moment is I was doing a congainer and smacked my head on a concrete slab
i was helping my dad with dinner and i was sitting in a chair with garbage between my legs and when i went to get up i swing my leg over the can too hard and i lost my footing and SMASHED my face into the cabnit lol