Granny throwing her phone on the waterslide is just so damn funny. Then the mother comes charging out, taking down the flyscreen door like she's godzilla knocking over a building. Love it. That dude reacting to his best friend being sick: Useless. If my dog throws up, I go into full parent mode.
That skateboarder who landed on his spine really got me. I splipped on ice and landed four steps down on my tailbone and could barely move for weeks. I think I probably broke it bc its been 4.5 months and it still hurts sometimes. Can totally sympathize with that pain
You should make your own zip-line so you can go fly with Ernie and Bernie! All your videos are great. Thanks for always making us smile. Almost 100k on Twitch! Let's go!💙
So a little info on the bug clip, they are all over Nevada rn where I live. They are called Mormon crickets and they for some reason are all migrated here and it happens every few years. And yes I have experienced this. It is disgusting.
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you goddamn amazing and never fail to make the day better keep sending it!! ❤😂🤘 Hope everyone had a safe and lit 4th!!
I love your videos so much. I started with the military ones and now this. So funny had my mom watch, keep up the good work and by the way your cute as hell
riding a low cc bike got overreactive and i just locked my front wheel had some road rash on my arm lesson learned, dont overreact and dont full hand squeeze a front brake
Tuesday was working out at my high school and my coach was help me do chin ups so holds me by the shin and I sweat a lot. Like 2 gallons and I slipped and body slammed the ground it hurt to breath for like 2 hours
When it comes to the rotor brake I'm not sure about all uses for helicopters but I know for like your life flights that helps to get the rotors stopped faster so the patient can get into the hospital faster to start getting better care to try to save their life
My fail this week is I just got back from a dirtbike ride where I went alone. Down a trail I didn't know. Down an incredibly steep hill with roots and rocks jutting out. Got to the bottom then realized there was no way out but couldn't ride back up either. Phone was almost dead. Was able to call a friend and send my GPS location before my phone died. He came and took us a while to get the bike back up
I used to parkour, trained to jump from high places, 32ft is my current record. Sadly my worst injury was from gymnastics and trying to do a swinging bar without chalk like an idiot, my hands were missing every calus on my palms and it was so bloody 😂
Worst parkour injury I ever got eas when I gorilla vaulted but missed my mark since I twisted my left foot at the wrong angle. Slammed face first in the pavement on a pendulum swing motion. Fractured my clavicle, and 2 vertebrae from that one.
7:09 my biggest par core injury is when I was jumping slipped and tried to grab on and pull my self up but grabbed sideways and had a compound fracture on my wrist broke my leg a foot dislocated my knee and cracked my skull
I rode a 200cc dirt bike for the first time yesterday and the clutch seized up on me and kept accelerating until I crashed into a fence left-side first. Had to go to urgent care. Stupid ass thing to do 😂
My worst fail this week was last night lol, got clipped by a car on bicycle and my arms crossed and I landed straight on my face. Entire right side is road rash and scrapes and my knee is fked but im chillin
that thing or "lever" u see in the helicopter is called a "Rotor Break". It is mostly pointless to have them but when the bird is grounded the rotor break will get set so wind cannot spin the rotor head. (the thing that the blades are attached to). i love your videos, they always give me a laugh, keep it up!
I didn’t double check my fireworks were flat on the grass and my neighborhood always gathers in their driveways to watch our fireworks and well, the finisher wasn’t flat and it started shooting in random directions into the crowds
I'm very late to it but I am a free runner, which is very similar to parkor, I haven't really gotten hurt that bad. Only a concussion, bruised shin bone, sprained and dislocated left shoulder.
Never run up to a baby bear, if you see a bear that isnt adult, always assume the moma bear is close by, and she going to go crack bear on you if you go near the baby
Momma busted out that screen door like the Kool-Aid Man. Correct move in that situation, hope the kid and Memaw are okay.
OH YEAH!
Had those GET OUT THE WAY cheeks jiggling!!!
Why wasn't mamma out there with her child?
Oh she was making a daiquiri???!!!
(@10AM??)
That kool aid woman is sooo goddamn Sexyy n got damn nice legs
That mom busting through the screen door like the Kool Aid Man... "Oooh YEEEEEEEAH!!!!"
Granny throwing her phone on the waterslide is just so damn funny. Then the mother comes charging out, taking down the flyscreen door like she's godzilla knocking over a building. Love it.
That dude reacting to his best friend being sick: Useless. If my dog throws up, I go into full parent mode.
This man’s DND alignment would be chaotic chaos
That skateboarder who landed on his spine really got me. I splipped on ice and landed four steps down on my tailbone and could barely move for weeks. I think I probably broke it bc its been 4.5 months and it still hurts sometimes. Can totally sympathize with that pain
i love how your sponsor segments are so short, it makes me actually want to watch it
Nikko with phenomenal squat form
Whenever Nikko posts its going to be a great day he's super funny
He really is! Which was your favourite fail?
Could not agree more! I really enjoyed his recent collab with the other military friend he played Fallujah with, they had awesome chemistry.
Eh, he’s aight
I totally agree
You should make your own zip-line so you can go fly with Ernie and Bernie! All your videos are great. Thanks for always making us smile. Almost 100k on Twitch! Let's go!💙
That would be awesome....those pigeons would be perplexed AF 😆
@@amandadelrio7113 can you imagine the video on that! 😆
@@msgoblue71 I mean they do choose to reside at this wild ass dudes house... so maybe it wouldn't be a stretch to see him ziplining in the yard 😆
@amandadelrio7113 this is true
So a little info on the bug clip, they are all over Nevada rn where I live. They are called Mormon crickets and they for some reason are all migrated here and it happens every few years. And yes I have experienced this. It is disgusting.
"LET'S GO WITH KIA... IT'S FUNNIER"
Got me😂😂😂
Anyone else remember when you’d get here after 6 hours and there’s only be a few views. Our boy made it frfr
Yupp, my cat avoids our entire hardwood floor and chooses to puke on our beds. Pets do be like that.
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you goddamn amazing and never fail to make the day better keep sending it!! ❤😂🤘 Hope everyone had a safe and lit 4th!!
Hell yeah sniper! Hope you had a good 4th of July!
@@nikkoortizshorts I did brother brother, hope you had one too 🤘
Sup chica! 🩶🖤
@@amandadelrio7113 hey girl
I can promise you I'm bringing a gun and a flamethrower ones for the bear the others for the bugs
On the new Blackhawks that's the rotor brake. Definitely not something you want to touch while in flight.
Gotta love people that do shit knowing it will fail and still do it
The dog bypassing all the easily cleanable hardwood floors to throw up on the rug.
Im scared to become old and clueless/have no situational awareness… seems like it happens to 90% even the best😂
0:11 being alive
That building covered with bugs...The apocalypse, the apocalypse causes that! And I'm leaving the kids with them, ain't nobody got time for that! 😮
I love your videos so much. I started with the military ones and now this. So funny had my mom watch, keep up the good work and by the way your cute as hell
I did too lol
10:42 most genuine "oh sh*t" ever
7:37 "Child Aboose" 😂😂😂😂
riding a low cc bike got overreactive and i just locked my front wheel had some road rash on my arm
lesson learned, dont overreact and dont full hand squeeze a front brake
9:06 Now lives in my head rent free! 🤣
Never going into that bug infested building again, buying all new furniture and clothes… burn everything.
Missed opportunity
"Sick fucking grind,
Now watch me break my spine"
2:08 "sir you cant park there"
Tuesday was working out at my high school and my coach was help me do chin ups so holds me by the shin and I sweat a lot. Like 2 gallons and I slipped and body slammed the ground it hurt to breath for like 2 hours
I looked up the helicopter rotor blade thingy, apparently it’s for “advanced manoeuvres”
The bear gets in the car only to find out khabib is stretching in the front seat😂
When it comes to the rotor brake I'm not sure about all uses for helicopters but I know for like your life flights that helps to get the rotors stopped faster so the patient can get into the hospital faster to start getting better care to try to save their life
My brother just casually walked into the room as he’s home on leave and told me you were in the same company
I love these videos. Stupid people hurting themselves is always good for my happiness
For some reason it’s really entertaining 😂
Nikko is my spirit animal.
A very rare spirit animal!
My fail this week is I just got back from a dirtbike ride where I went alone. Down a trail I didn't know. Down an incredibly steep hill with roots and rocks jutting out. Got to the bottom then realized there was no way out but couldn't ride back up either. Phone was almost dead. Was able to call a friend and send my GPS location before my phone died. He came and took us a while to get the bike back up
0:32 .a washer is 150 pounds to 180 lb, and a dryer weighs up to 124 lb to 170 lb.
Mom heard "Hey Kool-Aid" and ran out to the pool
I would be that mom, too. Running straight through the screen door.
10:46 yeah they can have the house at that point💀matter fact, they can have the whole city cuz I’m gone😂
I had the same reaction as nikko at 5:30 😂😂😂
9:56 my mans nikko finna be like cap holding back thanos hand xD "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
Dropping a workout bench on my foot while carrying it 💀💀💀💀
I used to parkour, trained to jump from high places, 32ft is my current record. Sadly my worst injury was from gymnastics and trying to do a swinging bar without chalk like an idiot, my hands were missing every calus on my palms and it was so bloody 😂
That cow had that inner tren in him
I love the way you narrate the stuff. 😂
bro the way that girl went through that door had me dying
Worst parkour injury I ever got eas when I gorilla vaulted but missed my mark since I twisted my left foot at the wrong angle. Slammed face first in the pavement on a pendulum swing motion. Fractured my clavicle, and 2 vertebrae from that one.
I always love your reaction to these videos, always brings a smile to my face.
U get me threw the Day Thank u 💓
someone in the chat said "koolaid man" to 5:59 and I cant stop laughing about it
7:09 my biggest par core injury is when I was jumping slipped and tried to grab on and pull my self up but grabbed sideways and had a compound fracture on my wrist broke my leg a foot dislocated my knee and cracked my skull
Not skull like I busted my head I meant
Master Splinter LMFAOO
Niko you gotta do my eulogy bro I'm fucking dead 💀
Editor on point with the cuts. Patrick had me rollin’.
I rode a 200cc dirt bike for the first time yesterday and the clutch seized up on me and kept accelerating until I crashed into a fence left-side first. Had to go to urgent care. Stupid ass thing to do 😂
Trust me I’ve seen some pretty big bulls and my head only brought up boss music 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nikko keep up the great work I love watching your content
I hope that cat is okay
Fr why do old people be breaking shit by sitting on it
You should do a video about firework fails. Also, love the content!
Naw when he peep the old lady phone go down the slide 😭😭😭 dat shit was funny af
1:09 My brother and his 3 car crashes adding the 4th soon 😭🤣
My worst fail this week was last night lol, got clipped by a car on bicycle and my arms crossed and I landed straight on my face. Entire right side is road rash and scrapes and my knee is fked but im chillin
that thing or "lever" u see in the helicopter is called a "Rotor Break". It is mostly pointless to have them but when the bird is grounded the rotor break will get set so wind cannot spin the rotor head. (the thing that the blades are attached to). i love your videos, they always give me a laugh, keep it up!
Fucking PATRICK STAR KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣
Florida used to get covered in love bugs. they probably still do, shits wild, like that house covered in bugs
I was doing parkour at my school and ended up destroying my shin and being folded over a bar.
We definitely need parkour fail videos 😂😂😂
The dude on the bike completely gave all he got
That part when she broke the Door 😂
7:49 - Captured in 4K, the exact moment this man's entire coccyx was turned to talcum powder.
putting her phone on the water slide 🙊
3:00 same 😂😂
That place belongs to the bugs now! I can handle bugs I lived in the country, where there were bugs a plenty. But that many bugs at once, yeah nah!
Bro sometimes i forget that Nikko is a Army veteran💀
2:50
It might be there so pilots can jump out MORE safely if there is something wrong with the helicopter. SO they don't jump into moving blades
Some people have no common sense. 😬 😂
I didn’t double check my fireworks were flat on the grass and my neighborhood always gathers in their driveways to watch our fireworks and well, the finisher wasn’t flat and it started shooting in random directions into the crowds
Everyone was alright
howdy nikko God bless ya been a loyal fan since the original navy bootcamp video
Hell yeah Lucas! Which fail got you the most? 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts thr car gettin shit piled
I'm very late to it but I am a free runner, which is very similar to parkor, I haven't really gotten hurt that bad. Only a concussion, bruised shin bone, sprained and dislocated left shoulder.
6:34 Came through that screen door like team six
nikko: that's straight up child aboose right there
watched this live but still gotta see the finished product
Oh, gosh, just yesterday, I had to replace my washing and dryer.
These videos make my freaking day!👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
that cow's head got so stuck
nice video nikko you rock
*bugs on th house* ya no let me just-*grabs slipper*
Nikko posted. Natural anti depressant time
Yessssss
0:59 Who was hoping Nikko would do the Asian squat?
My dumbest thing is that I came back from leave
as soon as gah dam toby the skater boy hit his back my whole body started hurting man i feel his pain
Those were mayflies or also known as Canadian soldiers we get them in Lorain Ohio really bad like that as well.
He’s talking like a cows gonna be watching this video😂
I pulled a muscle in my back being a try hard throwing a frisbee in disc golf 😮💨😂
I walked into a Employs only door with my cousin thinking it was the Entrance
i wasnt even laughing on the vids i was dying on nikos reactions XD
Baby bear 100%… Mama bear 5 seconds into fighting the cub 1-way ticket to the shadow realm
The blonde i want to be ninja is the best 😂. You would think she did that in 90's or something, nope like 5 yrs ago.
Never run up to a baby bear, if you see a bear that isnt adult, always assume the moma bear is close by, and she going to go crack bear on you if you go near the baby
My biggest fail this week: I kept waking up
A baby black bear without its mother? That's literally a fuzzy football.