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What was the WORST fail in this compilation?!
I don’t know
bro there all good yessir
garage door 100% stupid move on his part
Martin Luther King died for our sins got me 😅
@@nikkoortizshorts he did?
Nikko: "Open that door now!"
Nikko's kid: "No!"
Nikko: **Pulls out breaching charge**
Lol
relatable
😂 very true
so true
I feel the little girl with the cup…..definitely my patience level before I have my morning coffee….
😂😂😂
I have no patience
I didn’t know MLK died for our sins 😭
Yup true shit how did you not know this?!?!
The multiverse is real
@@YourAverageMaleoh shit I just went to another universe and Bruce Lee made the I have a dream speech
@@Tastrophyjr that’s crazy
Y’all don’t remember when Abraham Lincoln walked on water to save the south before finding a note floating in the ocean?
Every time he uploads my day lights up
For real 😂
Aw thanks! Did the video give you enough laughs?
@@nikkoortiz almost too many you and narrator are like the best RUclipsrs I watch you can tell narrator I said that too
@@nikkoortizshortshold up wait a minute
I feel SOO bad for these people, but also I know they deserved it
Thanks for the video Niko!!!
AVOID ME
Some people need it 😅
Wait wait they deserve it?! 😂
This gave me the giggle I needed hope you're well nikko stay smiling :)
I’m tryin just tired af! lol
@Nikko Ortiz damn rest up lol , much love and appreciation for you 😇
2:06 Nikko, When a mommy Corvette and a daddy corvette love eachother very much....
Bro you are loved by so many and your inspiration has effected so many their are people who have started channels about you and made their own versions like hoodiekid my main point is you are loved by millions ❤
nikko's parenting skils on fire .
Some would say they are x games mode? 😂
Fat hate is the worst thing
3:47 Nikko's "O" face
You're welcome.
😂😂 how could you tell?
I run under the closing garage door pretty much daily. I've got it down to a science at this point. 😂 Thankfully, I've never headbutted it.
Not even one time?! How?!
Bend back when you jump
Homeboy was ENJOYING that pole vaulting “accident”
Yeah was it and accident or was it….the best day of his life? 😂
Was good I mean…
You make my day when I see these vids. Thanks for the smiles!!
Thanks for the support Melissa!
I mean if you aren’t racing the garage door close and make it this big cinematic moment in your head, are you even trying in life? Great video, you totally nailed the baby face 😂
Should I record myself trying to race the garage door? 😂
100% yes 😂
Definitely a membership video idea lol
Yes XD
@@nikkoortizyes
The permanent marker on the face lmao 😂😂😂
She paid for that at school for sure 😅
She realized she fucked up 😂
I see Nikko's having another schizo conversation with himself.
And hes back at it again 🐐
The real GOAT
Thank unum! What was your favorite fail?!
Dumbest thing I did- oh yeah I needed Marie to show me how to reboot my own phone. A true Mensa moment .
AMANDER! Lol
@@nikkoortiz tee hee...she ain't lying! but she good at other stuff! I refused a mensa invite
@@nikkoortiz oh snap! Get Hella mimis sleepies 🤗
Luv u father
Son?!?!
2:00 and that's how baby Corvettes are born, kids.
😂😂
6:00 that is such an Irish thing to say 😂
Can you say it with the same accent tho👀
@Nikko Ortiz I may have Irish blood but I am all American in Commiefornia lol
Lol, if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any at all. I do believe in Karma; based on how this one is going I'm pretty sure I was a shit stain in a previous life. Love your work!
12:40 Niko going to kick down the door and say "come here you little shit!!" 😂😂😂
Daddy chill I have the same patience as that little girl with the cup!! Send it brother brother great job mr editor ❤
Lmfao brother sister brother brother we ain’t playin no games! 😂
I love you man, you’re the best.
Thanks simply! How was your weekend?
I tripped over a chair and fell on desk
It’s okay I do this everyday 😂 do you fall going up the stairs? 👀
@@nikkoortiz hell yea I did it one time and dragged everyone behind me down
God bless
Gotta 💕 Nikko upload time!
It’s a good day
I appreciate you Ben! Was this video worth it? 😂
"I like fire now, Im gonna burn the house down when we get home" Nope, ORPAHANGE BEING CALLED YOU GETTING SENT BACK!
i don't really believe in luck and karma because they don't work for me at all sjfjsfjsk thank you so much for another amaziiiing video 💛
Same I worked hard for my shit fuck karma and luck I get mine!!
@@nikkoortiz and that's the spirit! you're great!!
Love the videos and reactions. I’m totally the kid with the Starbucks cup and straw - over it! 🤣 so many other good gems in this vid too.
That was hilarious 😂
😂😂😂 more funny content to come!
2:24 is when to baby realize that it was going to die
I don’t necessarily believe in “karma” but I definitely believe that what people do good or bad does come back to them eventually, it’s the whole “you reap what you sow” thing
Baby's just like "GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BRENDA YOU USELESS SHOVEL!!!!!!!"
That baby does NOT like fire😂 the flames were hecka close tho?!
@@nikkoortiz bruh thank fuck no one had hairspray, cause that woulda turned into an absolute YARDSALE.
That kid with the marker💀💀💀
How long do you think it took to get it off? 😂
Had me deceased
The stupidest thing I've done this week is go to work! 😢
facts
It’s worth it though I’m sure 😅
@@nikkoortizshorts yea the $ good
I mean that’s like how we live tho right?! 😂
@@nikkoortiz yep but if i knew state was going to be here i'd have stayed homs
"im waiting for her to fall FUCING NARUTO OVER HERE" im crying🤣🤣🤣
Love your content Nikko
Thanks Jillian! What’s been your favorite video sofar?
@@nikkoortiz I like the gun fails the most idiots with guns either make for a bad time or a real good time
Looks like a good video about to watch it :) have a good one!
These fails are so good 😂
Thanks Jack! Did you enjoy it 👀
@@nikkoortizit made me feel pain from watching it lol!
Hello Niko it's me Brother Love you from Bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦♥️
HELIC BACK AGAIN!!! How was your weekend?
Realy good How was your wekend?🇧🇦
The stupidest thing I did this week is trip on air somehow💀
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you are amazing keep up the fantastic work, definitely needed this after school ❤😂
Sup Nikko These fails videos are hilarious keep ‘em going!!!
Which one was your favourite? 😂
Thanks blake! More fails to come any recommendations?
Yes the helicopter video is real. At higher speeds like that the rotorwash is not pushing directly straight down anywhere near as hard as if it's slow. The blades just aren't in the same spot for long enough to move the air
lol 😂 Derek and Dawson love them he did the same thing to him before when he went to the bathroom 🤣🤣🤣
Someone in the chat said, "Breaching charge?". 😂😂😂
It’s the little girl meditating that does it for me. Worst fail: the high jumper fo sho.
💀💀💀 THE HIGH JUMPER
For the technology one i bet they would have a red dot sight on there lil 22
6:52 MONKEY HIT HIM WITH THE BRUCE LEE STAND AND THE LIGHTSKIN STARE ALL IN ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stupidest thing I did this week was thinking that I could get the MW2 platinum trophy.
Hey Nikko do another military fails video
I love these reaction videos Nikko!
You should 100% play *Six Days In Fallujah* when it's out
The dude and his kid are hilarious! His doorbell cams are hilarious
😂😂 that babys animal instincts kicked in and was like "WHAT ARE YALL STU*D?!?!! GET ME OOOOUTTA HERE!!!
Sergeant Ortiz is unhinged ♥️🇺🇲♥️
Pls vlog when you get a family Nikko
Probably laughing at a teacher when I was in trouble
I always cry laugh and ugly snort when I watch your videos 🤣🤣🤣
2:06 that lego part that makes boats floatable
I beat the garage door by TUCK AND ROLL TUCK AND ROLL!!!!!! In the snow
nikko never fails to make my day
Your the best Nikko
Nah nah YOU THE BESt!
Watching this video
Oh Daddy!!! Love your reactions
Justice!
Yo i love these fails tht boy who locked his mum out the house he definitely got taught a lesson tht day wen he finally opened it
Omg how bad do you think it was? Lol
Yes, tried to beat it... that's what he said
that car with the baby was the Diff Blowing out that back because to much torque
Wait the DIFF what is this?!
differential the thing that makes the vroom vroom go to back wheels so you can do sick burnouts....broke it down to army talk for you because we know big words scary yall **navy for life**
0:40. My brother and I were professional sensor jumper. We never miss. 😂💯
After breaking down the door, it's the switch's turn next. Break it right in half. Then stare them down and say "next time it's you." 😊
ima be real it would be massively hilarious to see Nikko try out Subnautica. imagine.
when I watch Nikko feels like I'm taking fentanyl
😂😂 like is it a good trip or bad trip 👀
um...ok....
@@nikkoortiz man the best trip
yooooo yay
Lol is this a good yay or like a I’m bored but here is something to watch yay 👀😂
@@nikkoortiz he replied omg
I quacked like a duck and started laughing uncontrollably for like 5 minutes
Depends on how you define luck/ karma... For me... Luck is just the meeting point between chance and preparation
Da dog really started grinding
My garage was slow af and it was easy to hit the button, run up and stop over the laser.
That baby at the Hibachi Oh man! Am 💀
My daughter locked her bedroom door once when I was scolding her... she never did it again... even after I replaced the door and frame.
Love the videos keep up the good work
Thanks wish! What reaction should we do next time?
Pole vault fails are something else I still have a bruise from one awhile ago...
Luck is just us reasoning with fate, if everything happens the way it was suppose to there is no luck, but if we have indefinite free-will there will always be luck ❤ love the videos and your energy my guy
i got fired and broke my foot... that's the stupidest thing i did this week
Stupidest thing I did this week is still being in the army
8:01 : That isn't naruto, that's fricking A-train right there.
Bro I love your videos
The worst thing I have done this week, watched my grandmother get killed.
Let's gooooooo new video!
Gotchu with all the new new videos!
I'm ur biggest fan Nikko
Gacha what’s up! From the RUclips live to the video let’s gooo! You gonna be on kick?!
gacha! sup bro!?
@@nikkoortiz how
do i get on that
@@mariedockery1126 hiiiii
I gotta tune in for the live streams
The helicopter landing that is hilarious and also scary. Hooray.🎉🎉
Corvette rear differential popped out
You should do a pj reaction video
Great Video As Usual!
I love your reaction videos.!!! Keep it up.!!!!
Yooo less go, love the fail videos!
They the best 😅
Thanks tornado! What kinda fails should we do next?
@@nikkoortizmaybe like natural disaster fails!
Actually, this week I did nothing stupid 😌
Almost a year now, without doing any dumb shit
Oh yeah I'm so exited to catch up and watch all your vids I missed. I moved and the wifi took way to long to be installed lol
10:51 Warzone be hittin' different
And that's how both happens 2:00