Valentines Day Fails That HURT

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Год назад +123

    Do you LOVE or HATE Valentine’s Day?

    • @DankDr13
      @DankDr13 Год назад +11

      I will also be having a good cry in the shower sooo

    • @mcperson8455
      @mcperson8455 Год назад +8

      @@DankDr13 same bro im single so i hate valentines day

    • @courtney3686
      @courtney3686 Год назад +8

      single or in a relationship ... Hate it

    • @soulfinder4011
      @soulfinder4011 Год назад +2

      I have my dog piss on roses since I’m single

    • @soulfinder4011
      @soulfinder4011 Год назад +2

      Basically I hate it

  • @joshuamaxfield7993
    @joshuamaxfield7993 Год назад +135

    I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"

  • @FranksReviewsFigures
    @FranksReviewsFigures Год назад +188

    Im with Nikko crying in the shower , you can’t beat it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +42

      I mean what could be more fun?! Lol

    • @FranksReviewsFigures
      @FranksReviewsFigures Год назад +9

      Exactly it’s what all awesome (single) people do on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Antievasive
      @Antievasive Год назад +6

      @@nikkoortiz navy moment

    • @Lev6777
      @Lev6777 Год назад +1

      🤨📸

    • @BigAzzEasy
      @BigAzzEasy Год назад +4

      Definitely can't beat it, but you will be beating something if you're alone on Valentine's day. 🤣

  • @A7771091
    @A7771091 Год назад +277

    I hate Valentine's day, and refuse to do anything celebratory----but crying in the shower sounds like a good idea 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +64

      A good ole shower cry can fix anything! Lol

    • @11percent70
      @11percent70 Год назад +13

      Wanna hang out with me and my friend rope?

    • @michaelmain1990
      @michaelmain1990 Год назад +4

      I hate vday/my bday it's a terrible day to have your bday

    • @driedfish7711
      @driedfish7711 Год назад +1

      @@michaelmain1990 it’s my birthday as well shit sucks 💀

    • @Mrmonky2424
      @Mrmonky2424 Год назад +1

      Facts

  • @robbiemercury889
    @robbiemercury889 Год назад +97

    I wish I even had a valentines day fail or even a Valentine’s Day celebration

    • @RC-bw8wk
      @RC-bw8wk Год назад +6

      You still could!! I’m going to a local store and I’m going buy cute stuff for my kids (and myself). It doesn’t have to be romantic.💕

    • @louisesmith804
      @louisesmith804 Год назад +2

      Same here

    • @GGA007Gaming
      @GGA007Gaming Год назад

      Valentine's day is a fake holiday invented by Hallmark and big box companies you should be treating you girl good everyday not just once a year

    • @akai4494
      @akai4494 Год назад +2

      Same here

    • @Youruncle1
      @Youruncle1 Год назад +2

      Same😂

  • @carinachristel8563
    @carinachristel8563 Год назад +18

    My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +12

      We’ll that’s still nice was to do it!

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Год назад +31

    Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 Год назад +2

      heck, with the same dude 19 years and we're still doing that.
      I'm trying to persuade him to get Xmas presents Dec 26 (save $$$)

  • @marciemamas4634
    @marciemamas4634 Год назад +16

    😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +12

      It was so cringe and I felt so bad for the kid 😂😂

  • @The_trees_have_ears
    @The_trees_have_ears Год назад +20

    As a long time bachelor, I kick back with a beer in hand and smile knowing I’m not pissing money on a Tuesday lol

    • @kennypierce889
      @kennypierce889 Год назад +2

      Dude, yes 👏🏼

    • @jodimarshall4800
      @jodimarshall4800 Год назад +1

      As a grown ass woman…I get irritated if I get my s/o wastes money on Valentine’s Day.

    • @buhle7651
      @buhle7651 Год назад +2

      I love your name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Год назад +45

    Nikko, you need to do a collab with KallMeKris. You both have hilariously chaotic energy.

  • @finley07
    @finley07 Год назад +19

    My worst Valentine’s Day fail is getting rejected and a restraining order placed on me

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +11

      That was your Valentine’s Day?!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +5

      dayum!

    • @finley07
      @finley07 Год назад +4

      @@nikkoortiz well the first part is true and she said she would do the other if I talked to her again

  • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
    @Amused_Comfort_Inc Год назад +42

    Watching this on my birthday with some cake and my fiance, love it 🤣 Thanks as always for a good laugh Nikko

  • @ejonsey05
    @ejonsey05 4 месяца назад +2

    I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.

  • @louisesmith804
    @louisesmith804 Год назад +21

    You have made my night with these videos. Your reaction are fantastic as always lol

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад +33

    If I’m being brutally honest…valentines day is perfect for a shower cry 😂

  • @americanboy338
    @americanboy338 Год назад +7

    This year will be the first after three years that I’ll be spending alone for Valentines Day

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +7

    I think let’s all be safe and stay single

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +2

      much less drama

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Год назад

      @@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.

  • @elizabethannedavis5176
    @elizabethannedavis5176 Год назад +1

    This is better then Superbowl for a Sunday. Time well spent.

  • @ajesse78
    @ajesse78 2 месяца назад

    Always alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s just another day😂

  • @rebeccaherrera6006
    @rebeccaherrera6006 Год назад

    No maaaaan. Don’t fk with my food. It’s OVER!!! Lol

  • @pix3403
    @pix3403 Год назад +5

    @1:00 the way she ran lmao

  • @dirty56ace
    @dirty56ace 4 месяца назад

    She dropped the razor's edge on him 😂😂😂

  • @BlueJaybeeBird
    @BlueJaybeeBird Год назад +2

    I love when Nikko reenacts this sh*t.

  • @Meg_Lovegood
    @Meg_Lovegood Год назад +1

    3:15 it looks like Navy is pissed at it

  • @tabathapotter8397
    @tabathapotter8397 Год назад

    Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman Год назад +2

    This was a great addition to my day. Thank you.

  • @250511B
    @250511B 2 месяца назад

    Dude..the dude kissing the chick on a motorcycle is my boy Dane Britt! 😂😂 That shits hilarious...

  • @heycowild8814
    @heycowild8814 10 месяцев назад +1

    Guys practise the ring draw more than Delta Boys practise the the pistol draw.😂

  • @lll0228-r6s
    @lll0228-r6s Год назад +1

    8:50 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @southernladyish
    @southernladyish Год назад +8

    “Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol

  • @warnabrotha95YT
    @warnabrotha95YT Год назад +3

    0:45 I proposed to my wife half asleep after she came home from work.

  • @draco1803
    @draco1803 Год назад +1

    Nikko said a “thropple” 😭😂

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 Год назад +1

    I'd be mad af if I got proposed to like that. Hell no. 😂

  • @JamesLichty56
    @JamesLichty56 Год назад +14

    Singles awareness day is on Wednesday! Let's gooo people!!!

  • @thatkid4240
    @thatkid4240 Год назад

    "Damn she strong as fuck!" 😂😂

  • @l1ttlebug072
    @l1ttlebug072 Год назад +3

    Love the vids Nikko, keep it up

  • @jodimarshall4800
    @jodimarshall4800 Год назад

    Lol, I was pregnant…he looked at me and said well I guess we should get this shit done 😂

  • @BlueJaybeeBird
    @BlueJaybeeBird Год назад

    I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.

  • @ashkat79
    @ashkat79 Год назад +1

    Love watching your vids, Nikko. You’re so funny!

  • @courtneysmith1599
    @courtneysmith1599 Год назад +1

    Yup def be crying in the shower😂

  • @chrisfreeman2327
    @chrisfreeman2327 2 месяца назад

    At 7:35 that girls hairline looks like Vegeta from DBZ 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 Год назад +2

    11:25 part had me ded! 😂😂😂

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne Год назад

    My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed.
    His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen
    8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.

  • @heycowild8814
    @heycowild8814 10 месяцев назад

    The motorbike kiss: How did SHE fuq up???

  • @ellisa2734
    @ellisa2734 Год назад +1

    Valentines Day = work, tell my kids I ❤️ them, make dinner & nap.

  • @dreamwalkerleah
    @dreamwalkerleah Месяц назад

    I had a failed fishing proposal...... it didn't last.... lol

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Год назад +1

    Love makes you do the stupidest things. 😂

  • @chickenfriedmiri1533
    @chickenfriedmiri1533 Год назад

    You’re right about the hair cutting thing. I made my husband baldddd 😭😭😭 for funzies. He got laughed at when he showed up at the armory the next day.

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Год назад +1

    She nautroed atta there 😂

  • @veyrnotvods5542
    @veyrnotvods5542 Год назад

    0:18 forgetting to say 'happy valentine's day' to my girlfriend for the second time in a row

  • @LadyRage1990
    @LadyRage1990 Год назад +1

    I've been busy with midterms this week so valentines was spent studying lol. But hubby took me and the kids to dinner so it was nice at the end 😊

  • @HOLDIN_on
    @HOLDIN_on Год назад

    2:15 Eagle doesn't make that sound, a red tailed hawk make that sound.

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Год назад

    The poor pepper guy really wishes he could punch her

  • @Coltono11
    @Coltono11 Год назад

    Crying in the shower, with a shower beer. Sounds like a Friday night to me

  • @sk8v3r49
    @sk8v3r49 Год назад

    Bro when he said hiya daddy I was dying

  • @vcam83
    @vcam83 Год назад

    The one with the girl who hooked her dude was the best.

  • @helenvelasquez2448
    @helenvelasquez2448 Год назад +1

    Love your videos. I like to call it single awareness day.

  • @romantic_hippie
    @romantic_hippie Год назад

    The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣

  • @TimeForVodka
    @TimeForVodka Год назад +1

    2:15 she became the biggest bird

  • @jameskruszka9133
    @jameskruszka9133 Год назад

    I'd cry in the shower too, but i forgot how to cry 😂

  • @hitthelikebutton9611
    @hitthelikebutton9611 Год назад

    Literally watched as the super bowl 1/2 time show was on. Thank you!

  • @JurseyGirl100
    @JurseyGirl100 Год назад

    I was proposed on stage at the Ryman Auditorium…. Large crowd!

  • @corden9941
    @corden9941 Год назад +3

    Worst valentine's day fail for me was in 2003. That was the day we shipped out for Kuwait.

  • @JakeW72
    @JakeW72 Год назад +1

    Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.

  • @dianasmith8025
    @dianasmith8025 Год назад +1

    I have never been this early to any RUclips video and I am definitely not disappointed. This is hilarious🤣. Thanks Nikko🤘🏻 .

  • @Iluvu187
    @Iluvu187 Год назад +1

    LMAO great video 😂

  • @asiamoody7142
    @asiamoody7142 Год назад +3

    I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣

  • @chasemilner8241
    @chasemilner8241 Год назад +2

    Niko you keep me sane on this deployment

  • @harlemparker7572
    @harlemparker7572 Год назад

    I wish all my Valentine’s Are like this😂😂😂

  • @jasminehernandez1420
    @jasminehernandez1420 Год назад

    Lol bro got really mad because he got punched in the face😂

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Год назад

    I love that nikko sees any water and instantly thinks a shark is laying in wait to jump out.

  • @michelleandrews9355
    @michelleandrews9355 Год назад

    literally every valentines day is a fail for me

  • @BergenDev
    @BergenDev Год назад

    Ha! SO shave my head, if she troll me i just say " You are the one walking next to me, so joke is on you" lol

  • @sirshade222
    @sirshade222 Год назад

    Fiancée not getting a ring until she can make me tap in the ring. Bring it on Samantha!

  • @bppgjordannolan7616
    @bppgjordannolan7616 Год назад

    Bro is like this then you look at his ground branch server and it's just utter chaos.

  • @jackies56tbird
    @jackies56tbird Год назад +2

    My husband proposed by saying, "Well we bought a house by my Mom and Dad, guess we should get married" Marines are romantic bastards LOL

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Год назад +3

    Nice and funny vid Nikko

  • @jon-michaelramey7072
    @jon-michaelramey7072 Год назад +1

    love your content Keep It Up!!

  • @stephaniehammond9411
    @stephaniehammond9411 Год назад

    Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.

  • @jamescina9221
    @jamescina9221 Год назад +1

    Love your videos

  • @CactusButter
    @CactusButter Год назад +2

    Love you Nikko but just like a friend

  • @maymomma09
    @maymomma09 Год назад

    My kids get candy and a stuffed animal for Valentine’s Day every year.

  • @markeldamgaard
    @markeldamgaard Год назад

    And that's why you never prapose in a huge crowd.

  • @Voidwalker_XIII
    @Voidwalker_XIII Год назад

    Your channel is way to underrated 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @dalemeyer8207
    @dalemeyer8207 Год назад

    If I do anything , I go to a nice restaurant by my self and I get
    The Surf N Turf.
    Deus Vult 😎

  • @TinyTimmyTim
    @TinyTimmyTim Год назад

    how I spend Valentine’s Day is being single and crying in the shower 🤣🤣

  • @AndrewSmoot
    @AndrewSmoot Год назад

    5:51, Death, by Snu Snu!

  • @ragewolf9624
    @ragewolf9624 Год назад

    The Houston Jones roll

  • @josephalvarez3275
    @josephalvarez3275 Год назад +2

    Love you nikko

  • @Redbloodroadrunner
    @Redbloodroadrunner Год назад

    My anniversary is on it…. Two birds one stone 😏

  • @lycansong
    @lycansong Год назад

    Hate valentine's day, I don't do shit, the only good thing about it is discounted candy 😉 lol

  • @Bella2356
    @Bella2356 Год назад

    Thanks for always making good vids. Loved it

  • @shelbyortiz94997
    @shelbyortiz94997 Год назад +1

    Nikko sure enough i will cry in the shower with you lmao. Great vid by the way 🤣

  • @KoKo_SpaceWind
    @KoKo_SpaceWind 11 месяцев назад

    So is anyone else here, single, eating chocolate by ourselves and watching Valentine’s Day fails to make ourselves feel better?

  • @kimdramas
    @kimdramas Год назад

    My mom was the only person allowed to cut my dad's hair. Lol.

  • @loudbud4207
    @loudbud4207 Год назад

    6:00 killed me

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Год назад

    Yes I've been dropped, no I'm not with him 😂😂😂

  • @Bad_larson
    @Bad_larson Год назад

    Nikko wassup love the content bro keep it up

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur Год назад +2

    Re: the woman who threw the guy - it's not strength, it's technique and leverage - i.e. a Judo throw. I practiced judo for 4 years, I could throw men twice my weight (120lbs myself) during training, I am NOT a strong woman, but I have good judo throwing technique and understand how to utilize leverage well. I can't pickup or lift a 200+ lbs man - but I can throw him over my shoulder and pancake them on the floor. Same reason why a 200lbs man can easily lift an 800 lbs boulder using a rope and pulley - leverage.

  • @Not_Toxxic
    @Not_Toxxic Год назад

    For valentine's day I was planning on taking a swim with my toaster.