I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"
My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol
Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.
😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅
I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.
@@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.
Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.
“Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol
I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.
My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed. His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen 8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.
The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣
Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.
I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣
Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.
Re: the woman who threw the guy - it's not strength, it's technique and leverage - i.e. a Judo throw. I practiced judo for 4 years, I could throw men twice my weight (120lbs myself) during training, I am NOT a strong woman, but I have good judo throwing technique and understand how to utilize leverage well. I can't pickup or lift a 200+ lbs man - but I can throw him over my shoulder and pancake them on the floor. Same reason why a 200lbs man can easily lift an 800 lbs boulder using a rope and pulley - leverage.
Do you LOVE or HATE Valentine’s Day?
I will also be having a good cry in the shower sooo
@@DankDr13 same bro im single so i hate valentines day
single or in a relationship ... Hate it
I have my dog piss on roses since I’m single
Basically I hate it
I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"
I love it
Im with Nikko crying in the shower , you can’t beat it 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean what could be more fun?! Lol
Exactly it’s what all awesome (single) people do on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂😂
@@nikkoortiz navy moment
🤨📸
Definitely can't beat it, but you will be beating something if you're alone on Valentine's day. 🤣
I hate Valentine's day, and refuse to do anything celebratory----but crying in the shower sounds like a good idea 😂
A good ole shower cry can fix anything! Lol
Wanna hang out with me and my friend rope?
I hate vday/my bday it's a terrible day to have your bday
@@michaelmain1990 it’s my birthday as well shit sucks 💀
Facts
I wish I even had a valentines day fail or even a Valentine’s Day celebration
You still could!! I’m going to a local store and I’m going buy cute stuff for my kids (and myself). It doesn’t have to be romantic.💕
Same here
Valentine's day is a fake holiday invented by Hallmark and big box companies you should be treating you girl good everyday not just once a year
Same here
Same😂
My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol
We’ll that’s still nice was to do it!
Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.
heck, with the same dude 19 years and we're still doing that.
I'm trying to persuade him to get Xmas presents Dec 26 (save $$$)
😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅
It was so cringe and I felt so bad for the kid 😂😂
As a long time bachelor, I kick back with a beer in hand and smile knowing I’m not pissing money on a Tuesday lol
Dude, yes 👏🏼
As a grown ass woman…I get irritated if I get my s/o wastes money on Valentine’s Day.
I love your name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nikko, you need to do a collab with KallMeKris. You both have hilariously chaotic energy.
Omfg
YES
I wonder
Yes
100% definetely should
Yeeeeeessssss
My worst Valentine’s Day fail is getting rejected and a restraining order placed on me
That was your Valentine’s Day?!
dayum!
@@nikkoortiz well the first part is true and she said she would do the other if I talked to her again
Watching this on my birthday with some cake and my fiance, love it 🤣 Thanks as always for a good laugh Nikko
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday mate
Happy birthday I hope it been a great one
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday. Enjoy your 2 cakes lol
I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.
You have made my night with these videos. Your reaction are fantastic as always lol
If I’m being brutally honest…valentines day is perfect for a shower cry 😂
don't be a weenie! lol
Well it's in the name
Can't argue with that
This year will be the first after three years that I’ll be spending alone for Valentines Day
Focus on yo self king!
I think let’s all be safe and stay single
much less drama
@@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.
This is better then Superbowl for a Sunday. Time well spent.
Always alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s just another day😂
No maaaaan. Don’t fk with my food. It’s OVER!!! Lol
@1:00 the way she ran lmao
She dropped the razor's edge on him 😂😂😂
I love when Nikko reenacts this sh*t.
3:15 it looks like Navy is pissed at it
Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.
This was a great addition to my day. Thank you.
Dude..the dude kissing the chick on a motorcycle is my boy Dane Britt! 😂😂 That shits hilarious...
Guys practise the ring draw more than Delta Boys practise the the pistol draw.😂
8:50 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
“Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol
0:45 I proposed to my wife half asleep after she came home from work.
Nikko said a “thropple” 😭😂
I'd be mad af if I got proposed to like that. Hell no. 😂
Singles awareness day is on Wednesday! Let's gooo people!!!
😂
"Damn she strong as fuck!" 😂😂
Love the vids Nikko, keep it up
🙌🙌
Lol, I was pregnant…he looked at me and said well I guess we should get this shit done 😂
I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.
Love watching your vids, Nikko. You’re so funny!
Yup def be crying in the shower😂
At 7:35 that girls hairline looks like Vegeta from DBZ 😂😂😂😂💀
11:25 part had me ded! 😂😂😂
My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed.
His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen
8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.
The motorbike kiss: How did SHE fuq up???
Valentines Day = work, tell my kids I ❤️ them, make dinner & nap.
I had a failed fishing proposal...... it didn't last.... lol
Love makes you do the stupidest things. 😂
guurrlll. super facts!
You’re right about the hair cutting thing. I made my husband baldddd 😭😭😭 for funzies. He got laughed at when he showed up at the armory the next day.
She nautroed atta there 😂
She was gone 😂🤟🏽
0:18 forgetting to say 'happy valentine's day' to my girlfriend for the second time in a row
I've been busy with midterms this week so valentines was spent studying lol. But hubby took me and the kids to dinner so it was nice at the end 😊
2:15 Eagle doesn't make that sound, a red tailed hawk make that sound.
The poor pepper guy really wishes he could punch her
Crying in the shower, with a shower beer. Sounds like a Friday night to me
Bro when he said hiya daddy I was dying
The one with the girl who hooked her dude was the best.
Love your videos. I like to call it single awareness day.
The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣
2:15 she became the biggest bird
She turned into a love bird
I'd cry in the shower too, but i forgot how to cry 😂
Literally watched as the super bowl 1/2 time show was on. Thank you!
I was proposed on stage at the Ryman Auditorium…. Large crowd!
Worst valentine's day fail for me was in 2003. That was the day we shipped out for Kuwait.
😂😂😂
Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.
I have never been this early to any RUclips video and I am definitely not disappointed. This is hilarious🤣. Thanks Nikko🤘🏻 .
LMAO great video 😂
😂
I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣
Lol just enjoy the day!
Niko you keep me sane on this deployment
I wish all my Valentine’s Are like this😂😂😂
Lol bro got really mad because he got punched in the face😂
I love that nikko sees any water and instantly thinks a shark is laying in wait to jump out.
literally every valentines day is a fail for me
Ha! SO shave my head, if she troll me i just say " You are the one walking next to me, so joke is on you" lol
Fiancée not getting a ring until she can make me tap in the ring. Bring it on Samantha!
Bro is like this then you look at his ground branch server and it's just utter chaos.
My husband proposed by saying, "Well we bought a house by my Mom and Dad, guess we should get married" Marines are romantic bastards LOL
Nice and funny vid Nikko
Funny and painful to watch at the same time 😅
@@nikkoortizshorts yessir
love your content Keep It Up!!
Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.
Love your videos
Love you Nikko but just like a friend
My kids get candy and a stuffed animal for Valentine’s Day every year.
And that's why you never prapose in a huge crowd.
Your channel is way to underrated 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If I do anything , I go to a nice restaurant by my self and I get
The Surf N Turf.
Deus Vult 😎
how I spend Valentine’s Day is being single and crying in the shower 🤣🤣
5:51, Death, by Snu Snu!
The Houston Jones roll
Love you nikko
My anniversary is on it…. Two birds one stone 😏
Hate valentine's day, I don't do shit, the only good thing about it is discounted candy 😉 lol
Thanks for always making good vids. Loved it
Nikko sure enough i will cry in the shower with you lmao. Great vid by the way 🤣
So is anyone else here, single, eating chocolate by ourselves and watching Valentine’s Day fails to make ourselves feel better?
My mom was the only person allowed to cut my dad's hair. Lol.
6:00 killed me
Yes I've been dropped, no I'm not with him 😂😂😂
Nikko wassup love the content bro keep it up
Re: the woman who threw the guy - it's not strength, it's technique and leverage - i.e. a Judo throw. I practiced judo for 4 years, I could throw men twice my weight (120lbs myself) during training, I am NOT a strong woman, but I have good judo throwing technique and understand how to utilize leverage well. I can't pickup or lift a 200+ lbs man - but I can throw him over my shoulder and pancake them on the floor. Same reason why a 200lbs man can easily lift an 800 lbs boulder using a rope and pulley - leverage.
For valentine's day I was planning on taking a swim with my toaster.