I work at the grocery store across the street from the moose in the lobby video. That was the most exciting thing to happen in this town in the last 6 years… lmao
I had a small wedding it was family and close friends. We had it at our church and someone from our church did the food. Honestly it’s actually mostly for your family and friends who want to see you get married. It doesn’t have to be super extravagant just nice for the people you’ve invited. At least that’s how I see it. 😊
As a woman I believe that if any woman requires a wedding like this and also if she requires a $5,000 ring or even $1,500 engagement ring she's not in it for love she's in it for status so she can make people jealous
For sure. Hell if you even buy a ring with a tiny diamond id be like woah that’s too much but thank you. I could live with like a fake diamond ring tbh bc idk spending so much money on a ring seems too much for me. Would I be happy if I got a big one yes but I’m not gonna be like how dare you get me this tiny diamond ring when in reality just them buying a tiny diamond means more then spending so much money on a ring
my dress was $200. My husband and brothers wore matching shirts and pants. Everyone else dressed nicely. The cake was $200 because we wanted it "special" and my mother paid for the meals (even though I told her not to worry). Our honeymoon was a cruise to the Bahamas in August, which was where we put our money. But to each his own. Weddings are official "we are THIS much in love with each other" events so I like to think small or grand, it's from the heart. Question: since Nikko lives in Vegas will he consider an Elvis wedding?
My husband and I had small wedding thentotal including the dress cost $500 and every single person that attended is still involved and supporting us... 13 years later. We weren't stressed we got to enjoy everyone and it was still beautiful!!!
I've heard about people going into debt to pay for their dream wedding. A wedding is essentially a party, you went into debt to throw a party. 🤦♀💸 If I'm ever getting married I'm eloping. Not gonna tell anyone, just going on vacation and coming back married. Edit: I'm just now realizing that that was exactly what my parents did. NEW PLAN?! I've also heard about people combining weddings with other celebrations and not telling the guests until the last minute.
Who guessed that weddings would be the longest rant I’ve seen him go on? My ex and I did court house wedding and spared no expense for two weeks in Japan for our honey and came away with money, # no regrets, even though we are no longer together, we had a fantastic time back then!
Honestly depending on the papers you do for getting married you can get away with paying extremely little. I think me and my wife paid like $25 signed a paper and said screw the rest and married in private without anyone except for the witnesses to sign saying we signed.
Sometimes in the morning I turn your videos on and me and my little girl watch them lol. I keep the sound down just in case but she love watching your reactions. Thanks
We had a beautiful church wedding. My mom used to make wedding cakes and flower, so naturally she made everything. Bought my wedding gown at Goodwill for $50. My husband and I rented out a HUGE cabin for all our friends to stay at the night before, and it was essentially just a huge bachelor/bachelorette party! It wasn't crazy expensive but still more than my frugal self ever wanted;however, I have no regrets! There was absolutely nothing extravagant about our wedding and we had a great time! Bonus was we got married in 2020, so everyone basicaply bailed anyway turning our already small wedding wedding into an even smaller wedding 😂
Lowkey I've never met any woman that was into huge weddings. So you're not alone thinking that at all. Damn, or maybe theyre just tellin me that. I just hurt my own feelings..fuck.
Our wedding was on a budget, but spend some money on the following: The ring, the photographer, and the food. When you're old, what do you have left? You have your rings and your photos and maybe your memories. And you might as well eat well because why not? What don't you have? The napkins embroidered with your initials, the champagne flutes, the party favors, the drunk uncle who made everything way too uncomfortable.
The wife and I went to Vegas we spent 2 grand on our trip for five days and the last day we were there I won 2 grand so Vegas paid for my trip and marriage
The thing is you can have a nice decent sized wedding for relatively cheap 1-use your own land or someone you know and have an outdoor wedding 2-there are so many things in a wedding that you can go cheaper on you don't need 2k in flowers or a couple hundred on a cake bake it yourself with your significant other it would be more sentimental And so many other things you dont need you can still have a nice wedding for under $1500
Loving the advertisement for. The Boogeyman. Especially that part where if there are things that you don't understand. Your mind makes things up LOL. All I have to do is say. Hello. Oh and there's nothing put technology in the house. Meh. What eveeerrr 🤣🙈
My folks got married at the courthouse and the church. But weren't big weddings. I'm all for being practical nowadays. Just save the money for a house or invest it.
I've heard some advice on the wedding stuff: - If you get married around Christmas/Hannukah, you don't have to spend money on decorations because the church/synagogue is already decorated.
Small weddings are dope but I don't see myself just getting papers signed. The hope is to only do it once, so I at least want it to be a cool day. Doesn't need to be crazy though haha🤣 To each their own! I totally get the logic youre talking about
When it comes to bees I usually ignore them until I get the first sting then run like hell. Not to get away but stay moving enough that they can’t sting you. They stop following after a couple miles
About the wedding topic. Been married, got eloped at the courthouse, didn't work out. Lol. So in the long run, glad we didn't do a big wedding. But if I were to get married again, I would like to do the whole 9 yards. However, just something small, with friends and family that we would want to have with us.
My wedding total cost was about $400. We went to sign the papers and then took best maid and best man and their +1 to dinner. Was awesome day :) Simple life - simple pleasures.
this has nothing to do with the video but thank you for including your gear list, i was looking for a new mic and yours sounds really nice, also you get the index very cool
Bro courthouse wedding with a badass after party. Then a great vacation. Much better than a big wedding. My best friend is so jealous I only spent around $200 compared to his 20,000
I HATE when people say “oh he must be compensating for something” cuz a dudes got a lifted truck or an expensive vehicle. Just cuz you can’t afford it or don’t like it doesn’t mean you gotta try to insult the guy with it. Lifted trucks are badass n tbh I could care less if people think I’m compensating for something. I just love lifted square bodies.
What’s the best fail series?!
The wedding if they in a no fault divorce state
best fail series: My step sister is stuck in the drier. She needs step bros help. 😅
Rawrchungus
gun fails
I work at the grocery store across the street from the moose in the lobby video. That was the most exciting thing to happen in this town in the last 6 years… lmao
The random Wedding rant happening and Mr. Editor being on point in general (as per usual) was my personal highlight here 😂 Never change man !
😂😂 Mr editor knows what y’all want 😂
Wedding rant was my favorite part too! 😂
Hi
Im just mad because I know that place and it's like a seven-month wait to even get there. Plus its HELLA Expensive.
I had a small wedding it was family and close friends. We had it at our church and someone from our church did the food. Honestly it’s actually mostly for your family and friends who want to see you get married. It doesn’t have to be super extravagant just nice for the people you’ve invited. At least that’s how I see it. 😊
100% agree with papers and a great trip. I don't understand paying sooo much for other people to come celebrate a wedding
As a woman I believe that if any woman requires a wedding like this and also if she requires a $5,000 ring or even $1,500 engagement ring she's not in it for love she's in it for status so she can make people jealous
This is so true; however, these are the women some men choose to marry.
Well put.
For sure. Hell if you even buy a ring with a tiny diamond id be like woah that’s too much but thank you. I could live with like a fake diamond ring tbh bc idk spending so much money on a ring seems too much for me. Would I be happy if I got a big one yes but I’m not gonna be like how dare you get me this tiny diamond ring when in reality just them buying a tiny diamond means more then spending so much money on a ring
No wading
What are you a Gold digger
Small party wedding, with close family and friends. In a church, no venue. Awesome honeymoon.
my dress was $200. My husband and brothers wore matching shirts and pants. Everyone else dressed nicely. The cake was $200 because we wanted it "special" and my mother paid for the meals (even though I told her not to worry). Our honeymoon was a cruise to the Bahamas in August, which was where we put our money.
But to each his own. Weddings are official "we are THIS much in love with each other" events so I like to think small or grand, it's from the heart.
Question: since Nikko lives in Vegas will he consider an Elvis wedding?
Totally agree on NOT doing a big wedding!! LMAO on the Alexa editing!! 😂🤣 FUNNY video Nikko!!
That one got me good 😂
My husband and I had small wedding thentotal including the dress cost $500 and every single person that attended is still involved and supporting us... 13 years later. We weren't stressed we got to enjoy everyone and it was still beautiful!!!
My personal favorite is watching, Nikko, argue with Alexa! Love the love hate relationship they have! Keep it up Nikko. 💙
I knew the fire hydrant would come after the fire extinguisher! Loved Alexa’s back chat too. 😂
I've heard about people going into debt to pay for their dream wedding. A wedding is essentially a party, you went into debt to throw a party. 🤦♀💸 If I'm ever getting married I'm eloping. Not gonna tell anyone, just going on vacation and coming back married.
Edit: I'm just now realizing that that was exactly what my parents did. NEW PLAN?!
I've also heard about people combining weddings with other celebrations and not telling the guests until the last minute.
On the wedding topic.....small ceremony with best friends and family and then an absolute banger for a reception 😂
I can 100% relate to the rancher. I got a horn to the knee once and it still cracks to this day 😭😂 love the videos keep em coming ❤
If you go underwater with bees above you, THEY WAIT FOR YOU TO COME BACK UP. I hate bees so much (ik we can't live without em but still dude!)
Who guessed that weddings would be the longest rant I’ve seen him go on?
My ex and I did court house wedding and spared no expense for two weeks in Japan for our honey and came away with money, # no regrets, even though we are no longer together, we had a fantastic time back then!
Honestly depending on the papers you do for getting married you can get away with paying extremely little. I think me and my wife paid like $25 signed a paper and said screw the rest and married in private without anyone except for the witnesses to sign saying we signed.
Bro, the first motorcycle one hurt me soooo badly! Like the purple one looks sooo good, and that sh*t got recked!
This video really want me to watch it it keeps coming up no matter how many times I refresh the page. Thanks for another great video.
Totally agree with you on the wedding! Spent so much money on others’ wedding over the years 😂
Probably the funniest react for me. The gang bugs with his "buzz buzz buzz" part has me laughing
This guy is a legend
Legend Nikko 🙌 which was your favourite fail?
Omg thank you 🥹
Lessgo new vid the dad falling from the ladder was jus mwah chefs kiss
1:22 he looks like he has experience in that
Some would say I have experience in x games mode activities 👀
The way Nikko feels about sharks is how I feel about teeth stuff. 😱
😅 Alexa calling you a hair brained chimp got me.
Nikko you crack me up! These vids are all pretty good! Watching the guy fall with the ladder looked really painful!!!
That one was rough!!
@@nikkoortizshortsI felt my leg break with that😂😂ouch
The Vietnam vet makes me sad 😢 Hope as time passes by his mental scars will get better
me too...my dad was in vietnam...no i don't think they ever fully recover
Sometimes in the morning I turn your videos on and me and my little girl watch them lol. I keep the sound down just in case but she love watching your reactions. Thanks
@1:23 ok calm down, Navy...🤣
We had a beautiful church wedding. My mom used to make wedding cakes and flower, so naturally she made everything. Bought my wedding gown at Goodwill for $50. My husband and I rented out a HUGE cabin for all our friends to stay at the night before, and it was essentially just a huge bachelor/bachelorette party! It wasn't crazy expensive but still more than my frugal self ever wanted;however, I have no regrets! There was absolutely nothing extravagant about our wedding and we had a great time! Bonus was we got married in 2020, so everyone basicaply bailed anyway turning our already small wedding wedding into an even smaller wedding 😂
4:17 had me dying “agsbdasfbsa” goes the man.🤣
Lowkey I've never met any woman that was into huge weddings. So you're not alone thinking that at all.
Damn, or maybe theyre just tellin me that. I just hurt my own feelings..fuck.
Okay thank god lol I just gave come across so many people who wanna have the biggest wedding ever!
BRO I FRECKIN LOVE YO VIDS there the BEST most intertaning videos on youtube rn.
Thanks Alex I appreciate you! What funny fails should we do next?
Niko your hair style is freaking the best
Our wedding was on a budget, but spend some money on the following: The ring, the photographer, and the food. When you're old, what do you have left? You have your rings and your photos and maybe your memories. And you might as well eat well because why not?
What don't you have? The napkins embroidered with your initials, the champagne flutes, the party favors, the drunk uncle who made everything way too uncomfortable.
nikko i love your humor, your a legend to me, keep the fail compis coming
Love your videos Nikko!❤ keep it up
Fails are the best ❤
Will do Jacob! What should we do next?
@@nikkoortiz More gun fails😂
My dog runs into doors like that more than I'd like to admit... XD
I love every video Nikko comes out with all respect keep it up
3:47 facts!!! I can flatland backflips and really only time I use it is as a party bet 😂
The wife and I went to Vegas we spent 2 grand on our trip for five days and the last day we were there I won 2 grand so Vegas paid for my trip and marriage
Love the content Nikko. Keep up the amazing work.
Fails are the best 😂
Fails are the best 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts damn right
Absolutely agree where it comes the wedding stuff, but that's what they're thinking😂😂
Play stupid games win stupid prizes 😂😂
Every single time lol
facts
The first one was ridiculous 😂
For real 😂😂😂
The thing is you can have a nice decent sized wedding for relatively cheap
1-use your own land or someone you know and have an outdoor wedding
2-there are so many things in a wedding that you can go cheaper on you don't need 2k in flowers or a couple hundred on a cake bake it yourself with your significant other it would be more sentimental
And so many other things you dont need you can still have a nice wedding for under $1500
The energy this man has he’s so lucky😭
Nikko would do such a fantastic best man speech 😂
Thanks!
Another bad day and another nikko vid to cheer me up
The girl pranking pops with a knife in his lap was inches away from a manslaughter case 😭💀
Went to the courthouse. Spent 2 weeks in the Virgin islands
This shits hilarious, Nikko. Love the content! Keep it up!
Yesss!! Which was your favourite?
@@nikkoortizshorts I dont really have one. They're all so fucking funny
Loving the advertisement for. The Boogeyman.
Especially that part where if there are things that you don't understand.
Your mind makes things up LOL.
All I have to do is say.
Hello.
Oh and there's nothing put technology in the house. Meh.
What eveeerrr 🤣🙈
I need to know if that ladies tooth popped out 😳
She provly figured it out then Was like DAMN can’t believe I couldn’t figure that out 😂
@Nikko Ortiz lmao.. 😃 😂😂😂
My folks got married at the courthouse and the church. But weren't big weddings. I'm all for being practical nowadays. Just save the money for a house or invest it.
Agree about the wedding - just do your own thing and not spend a fortune on one day for everyone else to enjoy. Save the money!!
Small wedding, big reception!
Great video as always. For the record, jumping in the river to avoid bees might not be so good. I know killer bees will wait for you to surface.
I've heard some advice on the wedding stuff:
- If you get married around Christmas/Hannukah, you don't have to spend money on decorations because the church/synagogue is already decorated.
We (my wife and I) eloped, then had a ceremony when we had more time and money. But like you said, be smart about it.
this is why I love your vids
As long as it’s celebrated then that’s all that matters, if it’s the honeymoon or wedding doesn’t matter as long as they agree
Small weddings are dope but I don't see myself just getting papers signed. The hope is to only do it once, so I at least want it to be a cool day. Doesn't need to be crazy though haha🤣 To each their own! I totally get the logic youre talking about
dad bods lets gooooo black airforce energy
Food day when Nikko posts
Oh snap what kinda food you eatin?
@@nikkoortiz 🤣 mb I meant good
You should probably have a wedding, but something that’s actually small, not a “I’ll only invite my family” and 300 people show up
I’ve been stung by a bee listening to everyone say don’t move, don’t swat it….. didn’t work, still stung me! It’s a lose lose situation. 😂
My life is the dog running into the wall … all the energy then BAM life 😂just pretend no one saw 👀
We want more military fails
When it comes to bees I usually ignore them until I get the first sting then run like hell. Not to get away but stay moving enough that they can’t sting you. They stop following after a couple miles
when me and my husband got married we signed the paperwork had a bbq at our local park and the officiant even came to where we were
Honestly, that was the worst yet best case scenario on that ladder fall. That was about to change his life, ladder is a bro.
I've worn an SCBA with a full air tank before, and they aren't that heavy. Lighter than you think definitely.
About the wedding topic.
Been married, got eloped at the courthouse, didn't work out. Lol. So in the long run, glad we didn't do a big wedding.
But if I were to get married again, I would like to do the whole 9 yards. However, just something small, with friends and family that we would want to have with us.
My wedding total cost was about $400. We went to sign the papers and then took best maid and best man and their +1 to dinner. Was awesome day :) Simple life - simple pleasures.
finally someone gets it! Defo only the paperwork, can have an awesome holiday instead with the family with that money
small wedding for the win
this has nothing to do with the video but thank you for including your gear list, i was looking for a new mic and yours sounds really nice, also you get the index very cool
Dude, that last one really got me. I hate anything having to do with teeth, nails or eyes. I hate all three.
At 5:20 that Wedding place is in Arkansas Hot Springs
Good honeymoon small wedding and a small reception all you need is your immediate family
I plan if i ever marry to have a courthouse marriage, and have everyone come to the park and just bring potluck as the gifts :) yo fam let's eat! ❤️
Next year me and my girl are having a small wedding and saving money so we can live and provide for kids
Also love the Conant Nikko keep it up!!!
I already know this is going to be funny as hell
This was a good one ngl 😅
Court House wedding! two months before I deployed lol We've been married for 9 years
LETS GOOO! That’s a success story! 😂
That snappers on crack 😂😂. Thanks for the video man!
😂😂 so good
Nikko talking to his alexa woke up mine and she answered his question lol
I know he wants to bite me "BUT HE REALLY DOESNT" HAHAHAHA
Definitely sign the paperwork and have those closest present. 100%!
Just more debt, unneeded.
Best decision me and my wife made was having a small wedding. Made it very special for us.
He's got the zombies, he's got a concussion
Finally a new video from you.
Yayyy Nikko posted
Bro courthouse wedding with a badass after party. Then a great vacation. Much better than a big wedding. My best friend is so jealous I only spent around $200 compared to his 20,000
The truck is so true. My dad has one and it is super hard to get in to
I say just sign the paperwork and have a awesome honeymoon
I HATE when people say “oh he must be compensating for something” cuz a dudes got a lifted truck or an expensive vehicle. Just cuz you can’t afford it or don’t like it doesn’t mean you gotta try to insult the guy with it. Lifted trucks are badass n tbh I could care less if people think I’m compensating for something. I just love lifted square bodies.
Small wedding all the way.
I agree with you on the wedding