As a wildland firefighter, I busted out laughing when the dude fell the tree in the wrong direction. If done right tree felling is fun, especially if it's on fire lmao
@Nikko Ortiz mf had no helmet, no chaps, he probably didn't use his gunning sights on his saw, but even before all that, buddy here for some reason thought it wouldn't hit the house. Tree felling is a whole process 😂
Nikki, I was unfortunate to experience a house fire. Luckily I got my son and I out but we lost everything except the clothes on our back. Since then, I literally have a fire extinguisher in every room and two in the kitchen. Glad we’re back on our feet but yeah, it’s a good fear to have brother.
@@nikkoortiz thanks 🙏 vet to vet, you videos keep me up some days when I’m down. Appreciate it. Life is good now, but it takes work to keep it that way. I see your grind and it reminds me that combat isn’t going to be my biggest moment in life. There’s much more out here to experience.
Sometimes I hate thinking all logically and ruining the fun, but.... I bet the little girl with the bat smacked the dad's phone which was in his pocket
Famous last words “I’ll never forgive you for this.” Well, Stacy I’m sure Jeff will never forgive you for choosing to pull out your phone to record yourself losing your mind and making absolutely no effort to save yourselves 😂 Jeff is the real victim here lmao Loved the Viper story! My dad did something similar for me with a Chevy Corvette poster. I still have it to this day 😅
The last Vid I'll see for a bit. Taking a break my BFF who i have not seen in 2 yrs has just flown in from Tulsa! Y'all be safe! love and have a blast! ❤
"My heart is bweaking" she's so cute lol girl got priorities straight though she needed that cheese burger to make her heart whole lol those poor parents
I'm pretty sure it's a Johnny Harris video, but someone investigated what the actual heck is happening when McDonald's ice cream machines are "broken". It was a wild ride. The TLDR: McDonald's corporate owns the company they gave exclusive rights to service the ice cream machines to and makes their franchises use those specific machines. When an error occurs, the store doesn't usually get a reason they can fix themselves, so they have to call the technician out. It's corporate greed.
Also we used to say it's broken when it was down for cleaning because people won't buy ice cream if they think it's dirty. Even though it was supposed to be cleaned nightly because it's dairy product and that's just what you do because food safety.
8:59 Bro Nikko’s about to fucking stand underneath the ‘eagle’ thinking it’s going to come in his mouth while he’s standing there mouth open and then he’s like goddamn this is ‘eagle’ shit not come 🤣💀❤️
the most embarrasing thing i did last week ... went grocery shopping after work in my favourite store.. tired as f*ck.. usually the cashier lady says to me: "do you want a receipt?" in wich i always answer no thank you... this time there was a new lady was at work... when it was my time to pay and leave.. this lady hit me with a curveball "have a nice day" and my dumbass replied "no thank you!"... might have to move somewhere else... greetings from Finland
@@mariedockery1126 I was sooo confident and he just crushed my little heart 😂 he won’t be laughing when I gazelle into his window… we’ll get his attention better for you next time girl
so fun fact i learned from my friends who work in mcdonald's, the ice cream machine is normally never actually broken the workers just can't be bothered putting the stuff in it to make the ice cream 😂😂😂
6:12 funny story something like that happened to me once.I was in Pennsylvania with my mom my sister and my moms bf and me and my sister were playing around in this small hallways in my moms bf apartment and she tries to grab me and i go under her arms and turn and my head meets a glass doorknob and my eyebrow starts bleedings really bad i almost had to go get stitches that day. Got a sweet scar outta it tho!
interesting fact: 9:36 the little girl was tall enough, but not big enough. unfortunately she began to slide under that harness causing the ride to shutdown until they change height restrictions
The most embarrassing thing I did this week was farting in the local grocery store's ethnic food aisle and blaming it on the lil old hispanic grandma shopping near me
As a Kansan I can relate to the man not giving a damn about the tornado XD If you live in Texas, Oklahoma, or Kansas, you go outside when there's a tornado because its normal. Love your content, Nikko
9:45 My aunts dog asked for water so I grabbed a bowl filled it up with water and put it down on the ground. He fucking grabbed that bowl and dumped water all over the floor. He is so dumb. The best part about it was that my dog was watching in disbelief and probably wondering what the hell are you doing “you’re supposed to drink from the bowl not pick it up.”
I didn’t go in public this week. I’m hiding out at my mother’s house for our birthday week. They’re five days apart so we spend the week together. My only job was to make her a cheesecake and lasagna.
That man has balls of steal can we all agree? lmfao
😂
Definitely 😂😂
for real bro!
yeah he did
That or a steel cup lol
I don't get embarrassed in public. I embarrass everyone around me.
ME TOO!! I’m sure you coulda guessed that tho? 😂
And proudly too!
I do this too 😂
As a wildland firefighter, I busted out laughing when the dude fell the tree in the wrong direction. If done right tree felling is fun, especially if it's on fire lmao
Are you telling me this fudge only did it the wrong way?? 😂
@Nikko Ortiz mf had no helmet, no chaps, he probably didn't use his gunning sights on his saw, but even before all that, buddy here for some reason thought it wouldn't hit the house. Tree felling is a whole process 😂
Nikki, I was unfortunate to experience a house fire. Luckily I got my son and I out but we lost everything except the clothes on our back. Since then, I literally have a fire extinguisher in every room and two in the kitchen. Glad we’re back on our feet but yeah, it’s a good fear to have brother.
I’m glad your both safe and I’m so sorry to hear that happened! I’m happy y’all are back on your feet your a strong father GOOD SHIT 🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽
@@nikkoortiz thanks 🙏 vet to vet, you videos keep me up some days when I’m down. Appreciate it. Life is good now, but it takes work to keep it that way. I see your grind and it reminds me that combat isn’t going to be my biggest moment in life. There’s much more out here to experience.
Sometimes I hate thinking all logically and ruining the fun, but.... I bet the little girl with the bat smacked the dad's phone which was in his pocket
Oooooh that’s hella possible!
Ohhh that’s possible!
Sounds expensive.
Yeah it looked like it hit about mid-thigh
That dude on 4:40 said "Jetzt hab ich's drauf" what translates to "now I've got it (on video)"
The most embarressing thing I did this week was miss Nikko's live stream...oh, and get an F on a school assignment...that one hurt, too.
It’s okay we MOVIN to kick and live streaming their!
@@nikkoortiz Dope! I'll see you there!
39 and the viper is still my dream car.....land and house first before dream car....and with prices everything is a dream right now.
Love the channel
Famous last words “I’ll never forgive you for this.” Well, Stacy I’m sure Jeff will never forgive you for choosing to pull out your phone to record yourself losing your mind and making absolutely no effort to save yourselves 😂 Jeff is the real victim here lmao
Loved the Viper story! My dad did something similar for me with a Chevy Corvette poster. I still have it to this day 😅
She was so pissed 😂😂 she just wanted to live 😂😂
Love this video 😂😂
😅😅
So much pain 😂
Happy to see how far you’ve grown on RUclips! ❤️ huge fan Nikko!
The team is so amazing too!! How long you been hanging with us? 🥰
Thanks austin I appreciate all the support! What do you think of the video?
The last Vid I'll see for a bit. Taking a break my BFF who i have not seen in 2 yrs has just flown in from Tulsa! Y'all be safe! love and have a blast! ❤
Yo! you bet not leave me out! lol
@@sgtscrapps7341 now u know better
OH SNAP!!! Have fun and be safe Marie!
@@nikkoortiz we will! but i'll miss you all! told @flower4melissa to make me proud with the number 1!
Have fun 🤍
8:45 I like how jeff is just calm reversing and she is screaming
I loved when u screamed as if u were in the car being chased by tornado too 😂😂😭 7:42
I felt it man 😂😂😂😂
@@nikkoortiz it sure sounded like it 😂👍
"My heart is bweaking" she's so cute lol girl got priorities straight though she needed that cheese burger to make her heart whole lol those poor parents
2:51 he sounds like the yellow kamikaze bird from angry birds 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
0:26 HE DENTED THE METAL! He put a dent in it! Noooooo!
Sword wasn't dull, samurai boy had no edge alignment.
There was a house fire where i live and a 2nd grade boy passed away in the fire.
I'm pretty sure it's a Johnny Harris video, but someone investigated what the actual heck is happening when McDonald's ice cream machines are "broken". It was a wild ride. The TLDR: McDonald's corporate owns the company they gave exclusive rights to service the ice cream machines to and makes their franchises use those specific machines. When an error occurs, the store doesn't usually get a reason they can fix themselves, so they have to call the technician out. It's corporate greed.
Also we used to say it's broken when it was down for cleaning because people won't buy ice cream if they think it's dirty. Even though it was supposed to be cleaned nightly because it's dairy product and that's just what you do because food safety.
1:08 As someone whos been hit straight in the head with a metal bat, i am SO GOD DAMN SURPRISED, BROS BALLS DIDNT BREAK LMAO
That viper printout in the wallet story made me nostalgic. Thank you
1:18 our dude here is likely sporting what is called ye ol Prince Albert lol.
😂😂😂
This mans reactions to stuff makes me laugh so hard lmao...keep it up!
Thanks rush!!!
"its probably good luck" definitely got me wtf Nikko
Thanks brother brother for the laugh, Nikko brother brother you are freaking amazing keep up the fantastic work ❤😂
Sniper 🙌🙌 whats your most embarrassing story 😅
@@nikkoortizshorts dude just saying I got a lot lol 😂😂
Thanks sniper! What did you think about the dead island gameplay this morning?
@@nikkoortiz dude that game was fire af, I can't wait for tonights stream ❤️🤘
BRO I LOVE HOW HIPPED U ARE LOVE THE CHANNEL KEEP UP THAT GOOD ASS CONTENT
Thank you! What should we react to next?!
Fails all day let’s go 😂
I agree! Let’s do it!!
The funniest fails on RUclips lol
Let’s get iiit
4:25 you know that truck didn't have a new scratch on it, but that tree got a chunk out it
Asked the baddest girl I know out while to intoxicated to do so and promptly getting banned from her workplace 😭
Omg what?!?!
This gets more better and better bruh 🤣🤣
Always improving!
Better and painful right? 😂
Nikko is a funny dude has me in stitches
3:40 oh my gahwd. Playstation 2 game called Test Drive the dodge viper concept gtsr was the final boss car i too loved that car when i was a kid.
Yeah, keep doing this. This is really fun to see you react to these and all that but harangue.🎉
Love it 😂
Thanks Kayla! What was the funniest part of the reaction?
The one with the down in it
Just in time to get me hyped for the afternoon. Who needs coffee when you have Nikko ❤
100% true
Ikr Nikkos WAYY better than coffee lol
@@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl what about juan valdez?! lol i'm kidding!
you hyper anyway! lol
Hi Marie
Love watching these with you…instant mood enhancer!
And….So now we know falling videos may make you laugh 😂
For real 😅 which was your favourite?!
Wait, wait, falling or feeling!?
@@nikkoortiz falling esp if they say something….I know you are reacting but you have a genuine little chuckle 🤭 at those
Your reactions are priceless!! You make me laugh!!
Lmao I appreciate you Melissa!
@@nikkoortiz I appreciate you more!
Nikko: enlists for combat
Also Nikko: fuck a rollercoaster
No, the child in the last one was crying😂😂
I was in school and my teacher told me to stop and I yelled I don’t lead the fifth😂😂😂
8:59 Bro Nikko’s about to fucking stand underneath the ‘eagle’ thinking it’s going to come in his mouth while he’s standing there mouth open and then he’s like goddamn this is ‘eagle’ shit not come 🤣💀❤️
The most embarrassing thing is i haven't gone outside yet
I’m a big viper fan too 🔥🔥🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 love em so much can’t go wrong with a muscle car with a v10
the most embarrasing thing i did last week ... went grocery shopping after work in my favourite store.. tired as f*ck.. usually the cashier lady says to me: "do you want a receipt?" in wich i always answer no thank you... this time there was a new lady was at work... when it was my time to pay and leave.. this lady hit me with a curveball "have a nice day" and my dumbass replied "no thank you!"... might have to move somewhere else... greetings from Finland
much love Nikko ❤ keep doing what you doing it’s funny af
Which was your favourite? 😂
Thanks Michael! What was the funniest part of this video,
my dad once put his empty beer can down, fell the tree, and landed the tree on the can. that tree had a lane but the cutter downer was downy
Most embarrassing thing I did this week … think I could make Nikko laugh and he was like 😐
yea i saw that...at least he looked at your vid!
Oh noooo Blondie 😅❤❤❤ what did you do?
It’s okay it happens 😂😂
@@mariedockery1126 I was sooo confident and he just crushed my little heart 😂 he won’t be laughing when I gazelle into his window… we’ll get his attention better for you next time girl
@@nikkoortiz ✨gazelles through window✨ who’s laughing now Nikko 😂😂
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 I love it your videos always help me at my lowest times 👍👍👍👍👍 thank u
Charles I gotchu! Don’t worry the weekend is here you got this!
👍👍👍👍
4:30 "Jetzt hab ich 's drauf, jaaaaaaa!". I have it on tape, yes! Maybe she has fallen more often before. But nice German impression on your part...
so fun fact i learned from my friends who work in mcdonald's, the ice cream machine is normally never actually broken the workers just can't be bothered putting the stuff in it to make the ice cream 😂😂😂
Yeah my kids when they spill shit I use the shirt they literally are wearing 😂😂😂
bro Nikko how do you make me laugh on all your videos
Lmao I do Luigi but I’m glad!! What was your favorite part?!
@@nikkoortiz Probably the end when the kid was like my heart is breaking 😂
First two things I thought when I saw the thumbnail was "ouch" and "home run" 😂
5:30 THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEYAAA....
7:35 MEGUEL!! (whats wrong?) I'M BALLING!!!!!!
The Dodge Viper has always been my dream car since I first raced it was 5 in Gran Turismo in the 90s! So beautiful
That’s so sick!! Who won?
@@nikkoortizmy cousins...😒
About Mcdonalds ice cream. Here in sweden they seem to have stopped serving the cone one, only flurry/plastic cup if the machine works
Your fuckin tornado impression😂😂 “whoooooo”
4:40 he said "yeees now i got it on cam"
6:12 funny story something like that happened to me once.I was in Pennsylvania with my mom my sister and my moms bf and me and my sister were playing around in this small hallways in my moms bf apartment and she tries to grab me and i go under her arms and turn and my head meets a glass doorknob and my eyebrow starts bleedings really bad i almost had to go get stitches that day. Got a sweet scar outta it tho!
1:07
them: "try me... If you got the balls!"
The dad: "𝗶 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁😎"
interesting fact: 9:36 the little girl was tall enough, but not big enough. unfortunately she began to slide under that harness causing the ride to shutdown until they change height restrictions
Nikko gets his heart broken and a veterans mum reacts
I definitely have and will continue to use t-shirts to clean
The guy said „ja jetzt hab ich’s drauf ja!“ it’s german and means something like „yes I got it on camera“
That Dog Was OUTTA There 🐕💨
Explanation the reason the ice cream machine never works is because sometimes workers on the closing shift forget to put parts back in or clean it out
Flour works as a suppression option for greasy 🔥 fire
For the doll sword part disorder was with doll who just had terrible edge alignment
The most embarrassing thing I did this week was farting in the local grocery store's ethnic food aisle and blaming it on the lil old hispanic grandma shopping near me
If my neighbor drops a tree on my house… we aren’t going to be pals ..
Agreed 😂
What if they couldn’t afford to fix it? 👀
narrator: explains how to avoid it
nikko: starts talking about butts
As a former McDonald’s employee it’s because that ice cream machine ignorant af to clean
1:08 "Daddy, Daddy! I don’t want any siblings!"
Sup nikko These fails are funny asf keep them up!!
Blaaake! 🙌
Thanks blake! Which fail was the best?
@@nikkoortiz probably when the people got ther ATV stuck in a River and she was freaking out, wbu
The most embarrassing thing I did this week was mumbling about a stupid plaque we got got a great state inspection and the CEO heard it.
Yay! Good job Marie!
@@nikkoortiz Right but a plaque for that audit...f*ck them! lol
@@nikkoortiz I bet that old lady falling over was in a comercial for national care
Dat shiz definitely got yeeted at some point ...oh snap he HEARD YOU 😆 that is gold yo 😆🤣
@@nikkoortiz I second that boss...she is amazing 🤗
The guy cutting down the tree even had pull lines to control the drop and still crushed his shed lmao
As a Kansan I can relate to the man not giving a damn about the tornado XD If you live in Texas, Oklahoma, or Kansas, you go outside when there's a tornado because its normal. Love your content, Nikko
crop dusted the coffee section with a protein fart.. heard someone gag after i had moved away quickly
9:45 My aunts dog asked for water so I grabbed a bowl filled it up with water and put it down on the ground. He fucking grabbed that bowl and dumped water all over the floor. He is so dumb. The best part about it was that my dog was watching in disbelief and probably wondering what the hell are you doing “you’re supposed to drink from the bowl not pick it up.”
Nikko you inspired me so much I want to become an army ranger
That’s amazing Tyler!
Get after it! Their are a lot of options tho!
@@nikkoortizshorts love your vids man
Nikko: No open toe shoes
Eli: 🖕😂🫴
First video: "HEY! LET ME GET YOUR NUMBER!"
We ALL have that friend. "Okay buddy, sorry ma'am, time to go home, you've had enough."
😂🤟🏽
My name is jeff lol and like how you yelled my name 😂
7:13 yeah I don’t think having your house burn down if fun I’m speaking from experience
I didn’t go in public this week. I’m hiding out at my mother’s house for our birthday week. They’re five days apart so we spend the week together. My only job was to make her a cheesecake and lasagna.
My heart is breaking.
That dads knees are broken 😂
I seen a gen 1 viper in Lincoln Nebraska a few years ago. It was blue with white stipes. Shit was so 🔥
Nikko the best ever
What was your favourite one?! 😂
Nah you the best! Did you enjoy the content?
"My heart is breaking" 😂 I'm deceased.
😂😂😂😂😂
4:33 he says "hahahahahaha jetzt hab ichs drauf" as in "hahahahahaha now i got it" ... pretty much 'now i recorded it'
He definitely knew that girl she was laughing lol
Still use old shirts as rags for cleaning after the range.😅 I can't stop that habit
I laughed in public this week but not a weak laugh a full blown laugh and I laugh like I belong in a insane asylum sooooo yeah
I always wanted to know where that sound clip came from🤣🤣
I went into public, that's embarrassing enough
😂 nah it’s all good becuse your the goat 😎
3:59 wait what!? Vipers are not the coolest cars anymore?!!?!
😂😂 I think they about to start making them again!
@@nikkoortiz that would be excellent!!!!!
Hello Niko it's me Brother you are The best love you from Bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
HELIC!! What do you think of the video?
The video is really good Love you And the video❤️❤️❤️🇧🇦
it translates to:now i have it on yes
i used to work on McDonald’s I can say this
When they say the ice cream machine is broken it seems to work or at least it looks like it 🧐