Fun fact: animals like Llamas and Alpacas don't in fact spit, the regurgitate vomit and launch it at you. So what you see at 4:20 isn't spit, its vomit : )
Love it!!!! Thanks for making the day better!! I most definitely did the horse and pretty much all the animal fails 🤣🤣 keep sending it with the fantastic work
Those Razor scooters destroyed my ankles especially if I wasn’t wearing socks or something. Also I’m gonna take your tip about stepping on the shoe before you wear it. 🤣
6:14 this happened to me once and i can say that your yell is exactly how i felt. worst part was how i put it on and the spider was still alive under my foot
6:04 i’ve had every iPhone and I’ve never broken it but I still have AppleCare and I would always use the case and screen protector and always be like that until like this year when I got the 14 ProMax I want to try without a case and feels good got case so now I’m using it caseless and I never have dropped it. Even when I was a kid my first phone had a case and screen protector and there was no scratches on it and no cracks at all. Not even on the screen protector. Just scratches. 😊
I tried doing a burnout in my truck for a memorial and I couldn’t get the tires to break loose. I would pop the clutch and break loose for not even a second before I would catch traction again then start crawling. I’m blaming that on how hard my truck kills the rpms when I shift and also why my breaks lock up now. It’s been three months and they haven’t gotten better.
I was a mailman at this huge apartment complex that had a spiked fence around it. A customer told me a dude tried to hop it while running away from the cops the night before and impaled his calf. I didn't believe him. We walked over and you could see blood on the fence, the missing spike, and a bare spot in the grass where the dude clawed at the ground while waiting for EMS to get there. I guess he screamed so loud there were a couple dozen people that came out to watch the show. Timberlake...represent!
nikko, at 10:29 the rock and the car happened in my town but its happened multiple times😂 the people in the video didnt know they hit it till they were going to leave.
Dude I wanna fly planes but I think boots on the ground combat shit is so badass, I’ve been on track to NROTC for a while now and it’s too late to turn back, wish I could live two lives sometimes
As a fat guy, I can safely say that those treadmills just got some good P.R. and free advertisement: "Our product can survive a car crashing into it; it can survive you being on it."
Me being a fisherman would have to agree that yes it is probably that expensive. He also wants to be able to grab the pole and and maybe catch the fish so yes it was really worth it to go head first into the water
Had a 03 Roush mustang in high school and took a friend and a girl out driving one night and tried to do donuts in a parking lot to impress them and I didn’t see the curb and ended up smacking it totaling the car. Both passengers side wheels folded under the car.
What was the funniest tiktok fail gone wrong?! lol
Last one
The rc car one my dog does that all the time 😂😂
Look at the babies face when she drops the food around 3:33 that was funny he looked so mad😂
VR underwater sharks get ready Nico😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
That last one lol
As a fisherman I can say I would 100% dive into the water after that pole. The cheapest combo I own is like $400
I just got a Diawa Steez, we both going after it
Yep without hesitation. I don’t care if I’ve got 9 more! 😅
I’m turning into a fucking seal getting that thing
@@countryboy333 Navy or Animal?
@@Noone-jn3jp both
that chick who messed up the wrong bathroom, i just got second hand anxiety
I’m hoping it was a prank. If her mother didn’t specify why would you cave them tools
Fun fact: animals like Llamas and Alpacas don't in fact spit, the regurgitate vomit and launch it at you. So what you see at 4:20 isn't spit, its vomit : )
His reaction to the spider is legit... I felt that.
When he asked Alexa what the canadian ice sport was, who else was waiting for it to say Hockey 😂
I actually knew the sport was curling, but I still expected hockey
Especially since curling isn’t really Canadian, it was invented in Scotland
I was going to say skating, and then realized how stupid that is! ... And I'm Canadian. (But from the west coast so not really the same)
How does niko still have working vocal cords
He’s keeping them strong 😂
@@nikkoortizshortsjust like Navy😅
He probably gargle vegetable oil before
WWEing my shoes to check for spiders before I put them on is the most relatable thing
Living in Australia,it's an everyday occurrence.
I bet. Don't get me started on scorpions lol
brroooooo its the "have you ever tried to be Domonic Toretto and ended up Paul Walker" 🤣🤣🤣
That’s shits fucked up
😂😂 it’s the “have you ever tried to be Dominic toretto and ended up like Paul walker” for me
“DUDE YOUR FIRE IS ON FIRE” -Nikko 2023
I realized from watching this video how good I am at NOT falling on my face lmao
8:50 those pullups seem HORRIBLE for the spine
6:32
Nikkoortiz: *stomps on shoe*
Shoe lovers: NOOOOOO WTH ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!
10:19 The caption my guy. Hilarious.
03:30 The baby is absolutely hilarious
Tiktok Fails Be like: My name is Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass
I was laying on the floor 😭😭😭6:25
This dude be making the videos funnier than they were
Right 😂 which one made you laugh the most?!
@@nikkoortizshorts probably the one when he almost saved himself from the w heights and it fell on him. “We got flying plates in here? No sir!”
8:29 I feel your PAIN, Nikko. I'm still upset that my dad sold his 1970 Chevy Nova SS, that he promised to give me when once I was old enough to drive
Same my grandparents are selling their 1960s comet that I’ve always wanted
Nothing better than fails and dark humor 😂
Totally agree 😂
( 7:10 ) it’s called a t-bar and if you go skiing in Australia you will see them MT PERISHER
Love it!!!! Thanks for making the day better!! I most definitely did the horse and pretty much all the animal fails 🤣🤣 keep sending it with the fantastic work
Kick some AZZ on the football field tonight yo!
@@amandadelrio7113 We won!!!!!! 46 to 8!!!!
When you asked Alexa about curling, my Alexa replied😂😂😂
YOU TRIGGERED MY ALEXA!!!😂😂
Definitely needed this laugh today thank you Nikko!❤
We love when nikko posts
Yesss! Which was your fav fail?!
I would say the guy at 3:53, your reaction was priceless too😂
When Nikko asked Alexa about curry ling, it triggered mine, so when he said 'Alexa, shut up" why did my stupid ass say "Alexa, sorry. Yer good." 😭
Those Razor scooters destroyed my ankles especially if I wasn’t wearing socks or something. Also I’m gonna take your tip about stepping on the shoe before you wear it. 🤣
Every carwash where I live has a sign that says "No Dual Wheels Pickups Allowed" in the automatic lanes.
5:42 ones you see the engine about to explode you gyat to jump💀
Dom Toretto but turned to be Paul walker😭😭😭
So close to 2 mil Nikko love the content keep up the good work. LETS GO BABY 2 MIL ALMOST HERE!
6:17 Australia?
Is it me or did I hear Nikko say your "Fire is on Fire" at 5:53.
Grandpa's treadmill survived the car crash. Guess exercise really can save your life
“Have you ever tried to Dominic toretto and ended up Paul walker”😭
2:15 That’d be Australian police. If I had to guess, i’d say NSWPF.
6:14 this happened to me once and i can say that your yell is exactly how i felt. worst part was how i put it on and the spider was still alive under my foot
Fell at the family barbecue? I thought that was the ARMY'S new "Pre-Boot" Fat Camp.
Rough 😂
6:16 insert song "come to Australia" 🇦🇺 😅😅
1:07 yes. Yes it is. I've got a few bait caster setups that cost $300-400. Best damn poles ever though.
That spider creeped the shit outta me. I had to look away lmao
9:10 villagers on honey blocks be like
Not falling at the fams BBQ party 😂😂😂
Too much 😂
"RIP that ass!"
Well .. ok then😂
i absolutely love your videos, they always make me laugh. i love it when you get angry 😂😂
It’s so good. Which fail made you laugh the most 😂
@@nikkoortizshortsprobably the one where the car was on fire and you said “YOUR FIRE IS ON FIRE” “WHAT THE F**K DOES THAT MEAN?!”
I love it when Nikko posted ❤❤❤❤
Bro when you asked Alexa about the ice sport my Alexa answered!! Lmfao
ayo ended up like Paul walker 😂 that's crazzzzy
That undercover police car was sickk
I agree, that dog is adorable.
The stomping on the shoe is a camp classic
I had to pause it at 3:32 lmfao. That babies face when she drops the food is priceless. I'd be mad as fuck too
6:04 i’ve had every iPhone and I’ve never broken it but I still have AppleCare and I would always use the case and screen protector and always be like that until like this year when I got the 14 ProMax I want to try without a case and feels good got case so now I’m using it caseless and I never have dropped it. Even when I was a kid my first phone had a case and screen protector and there was no scratches on it and no cracks at all. Not even on the screen protector. Just scratches. 😊
I tried doing a burnout in my truck for a memorial and I couldn’t get the tires to break loose. I would pop the clutch and break loose for not even a second before I would catch traction again then start crawling. I’m blaming that on how hard my truck kills the rpms when I shift and also why my breaks lock up now. It’s been three months and they haven’t gotten better.
Did nikko just say "tiktak"at the beginning lol🤣
Lol😂Dollar tree scooter ❤❤❤❤
That cop car 2:15 is most likely a New South Wales highway patrol or a Victoria highway patrol car
Military guy immediately noticed hair cuts 😂
*YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!*
Listen to how many people think my car is hot!
When you said Alexa my Alexa turned on 😂
The guys face when he impaled himself on the fence. Classic 🫣
I was a mailman at this huge apartment complex that had a spiked fence around it. A customer told me a dude tried to hop it while running away from the cops the night before and impaled his calf. I didn't believe him. We walked over and you could see blood on the fence, the missing spike, and a bare spot in the grass where the dude clawed at the ground while waiting for EMS to get there. I guess he screamed so loud there were a couple dozen people that came out to watch the show. Timberlake...represent!
no cap Nikko, you somehow are funny, slightly fruity, and incredibly based all at once like no other youtuber.
That scooter joke had me rolling on the floor
Bro got the black air forces this man is on menace mode
You know it is a good day when Nikko uploads
hell yeah brother
Always !
R2D2... god... cracked clean in half with that.
i laughed way too hard at 10:07
Yeeeeessssss!!!!! A Nikko post! LLLLLEEEEEEETTSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO!
Nikko gotta say love your vids man
when Nikko was asking his alexa the question, my alexa picked it up and read it out loud and woke my mom up
Anybody notice that little man was upset when mama dropped the food 3:31
I love you video so so much and it helps me have a good laugh
BMX is intense... I'll run up the hill in boots, thanks 😂. I love just wandering in a forest.
Thanks for making me laugh so hard love the content
10:49 she definitely broke that tail bone😂😂😂😂
1:10 lmao some go for a few hundred
Stop the car and go in fuckin backwards 😂😂
nikko, at 10:29 the rock and the car happened in my town but its happened multiple times😂 the people in the video didnt know they hit it till they were going to leave.
6:30 as an Australian this is very common indeed 🤘
Dude I wanna fly planes but I think boots on the ground combat shit is so badass, I’ve been on track to NROTC for a while now and it’s too late to turn back, wish I could live two lives sometimes
As a fat guy, I can safely say that those treadmills just got some good P.R. and free advertisement: "Our product can survive a car crashing into it; it can survive you being on it."
I don't break phones... keep a phone for 7 years until the battery gives out. No cracked screens... Otterbox helps.
6:35 I’m not the only person that’s woken up to a tarantula in their shoe am I.
Me being a fisherman would have to agree that yes it is probably that expensive. He also wants to be able to grab the pole and and maybe catch the fish so yes it was really worth it to go head first into the water
ILY NIKKO 🗣🔥🗣
Is the fishing pole worth it? Yes, yes it is
When this happens self preservation is non-existent. We goin for that fishing rod everytime!
Had a 03 Roush mustang in high school and took a friend and a girl out driving one night and tried to do donuts in a parking lot to impress them and I didn’t see the curb and ended up smacking it totaling the car. Both passengers side wheels folded under the car.
absolutely love your video's keep it up
That fishing pole is probably worth 1000 or more
Bro, 1:29 my alexa actually responded
Bouncy-houses are so much fun. Adults rarely climb in...
I had a mouse in my shoe once. If you use that strategy there will be a bloody goopy mess in your shoe.
WARNING: Spider at 6:12!!!!😵
Bruh you to funny and god damm! This fail had me on my tippy toes 😂😂😂
BRO THAT CONNECTED TO MY ALEXA LOL IT WAS SO LOUD
'is the fishing pole worth that much?' I've got fishing gear that is more expensive than my .308 bro. It's not even funny! XD
The videos are one thing but you’re tutorial on how to put on a shoe had me cracking up 😅
Also…steps away to go stomp on all my shoes 😂