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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Год назад +218

    If I see a shark swimming directly at me in the ocean...I wouldn't care because I would have already died from a heart attack lmfao

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Год назад +2

      Yo Nikko, you ain't wrong. I hate sharks, too

    • @Grayman_WWJD
      @Grayman_WWJD Год назад +2

      🔥🤣🤣 me too 🤣🤣🔥

    • @predaorgame1059
      @predaorgame1059 Год назад +4

      True! Shoot the shark or swim away and scream😂 lol

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Год назад +1

      @@predaorgame1059 Bro for real

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      me to. RIP Marie

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад +11

    Bruh…that shark….nah lmao

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +5

      Luckily, I will have died from a heart attack before the heart of the shark can even touch me👍🏽🤣

  • @Loneshark907
    @Loneshark907 Год назад +18

    For those houses, they typically don’t build them so close but the rivers will get mass floods and erroad the banks and get the houses eventually. Happens in Alaska sometimes

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism Год назад +24

    Every now and then, Nikko channels his inner Ortiz powers. 3:46 and 7:07 are this video's examples.

  • @bionicmaleficent
    @bionicmaleficent Год назад +2

    Nikko's response to the goat is f'kng LEGEND!!😂😂
    All the bleeps for cussing is me for almost every other f'kng word!😂😂😂

  • @lindaherrick1147
    @lindaherrick1147 Год назад +33

    Spider-Man’s spidey senses definitely failed him this time 😂 the skiing fail was the most terrifying, I couldn’t even imagine trying to get out if he kept falling 😳

  • @raerae15300
    @raerae15300 Год назад +5

    That kid screaming in the back seat during the hail would 100% be me😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Lol what would you want to do in that situation?

    • @raerae15300
      @raerae15300 Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz what would I want to do? Cry and scream/sing Jesus take the wheel. What I would actually do? Cry, hide in the back seat with the rubber floor mat covering me screaming Jesus take the wheel😂

    • @uscg_grace
      @uscg_grace 3 месяца назад

      I would hide in my glove box if i was in that situation lmfao

  • @the_peace_i_crave
    @the_peace_i_crave Год назад +157

    Biggest fail was not liking and subscribing

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +52

      Kind of understandable though…sometimes my shit sucks😂

    • @Cold1.1
      @Cold1.1 Год назад +24

      ​@@nikkoortizis always good 🫡

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Год назад +8

      I’m already subscribed and I always like it right away

    • @altsc
      @altsc Год назад +2

      Amen to that

    • @Gyatdamn-
      @Gyatdamn- Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortizthis is good you got a like and sub😊

  • @aklemon06
    @aklemon06 Год назад +9

    Sharks biting people is the same as someone being shot for breaking into someone's home.
    You can not change my mind.

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +4

      Interesting take! I guess we are in their environment. Makes sense

  • @Blondieee-ke5ez
    @Blondieee-ke5ez Год назад +2

    Work was a total Hoehoe today … needed this 🙌🏼❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      You already know I got you with the content! But why was work Hoeness?

  • @xDandyCadetx
    @xDandyCadetx Год назад +3

    Yo Nick I'm leaving for the ARMY soon, you are litterally the biggest reason, thank you so much!

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious Год назад +3

    Every time Nikko says " x games mode!!!" I bust out laughing

  • @AJTheMetalSonic9496
    @AJTheMetalSonic9496 Год назад

    1:48 That was a very funny impression 😂😂

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    There's a Tudor in the mountains that Nikko and Chanel would LOVE. 700k people were brought from England to build it in the 1800s. No loser needs to live there... the owner is selective. My daughter fell in love with the yard. Easy to do...

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious Год назад +4

    Lesss go Nikko with another banger

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +2

      Always ❤🙌

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Год назад

      @@nikkoortizshorts You always make banger content, Nikko. Keep it up!!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Thanks I tried my best🥹 how can I improve?

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz You don't need any improvement, Nikko, it's all perfect as it is. You always make me laugh even when I'm in a dark spot, and that's what makes your content stick out and perfect to me.

  • @woestijn_uil
    @woestijn_uil Год назад +2

    "How did ya lose your eye?"
    "I lost it during an eggsplosion"

  • @Blogofkaileb06
    @Blogofkaileb06 Год назад +1

    Nikko thank you my guy for the laughs i get from watching you

  • @hellogoodbye4598
    @hellogoodbye4598 Год назад +5

    That bear wanted to learn to drive.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      They trying to get on X games mode🤣

  • @Sassy3825
    @Sassy3825 Год назад +8

    You know we love when sharks pop up unexpectedly! 😂 sorry for you, happy for us

  • @jonprodeer6200
    @jonprodeer6200 Год назад +5

    Its so funny how every time he sees water in these videos he’s like”there better be no sharks”😂

  • @mrlnx7565
    @mrlnx7565 Год назад

    livin ona hill like i do i horrifying sometimes like you wake up and it looks like every thing is falling

  • @masonurycki5456
    @masonurycki5456 Год назад

    The car hitting all the other cars had me dying 😂😂😂 n nikkos response made me laugh even harder

  • @jodif8124
    @jodif8124 Год назад +1

    Love the Friday drops and the Sheldon level science on live earlier. ❤

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +2

      Needed the drop today!

    • @Sassy3825
      @Sassy3825 Год назад +1

      I love all the science we’ve been getting lately too!

    • @jodif8124
      @jodif8124 Год назад +1

      @@Sassy3825 SassyScience 💕 have a great weekend!

  • @shawnmiller508
    @shawnmiller508 Год назад

    “Goat is a MENACE!”

  • @codemeister3
    @codemeister3 Год назад

    That cabin was in Yellowstone. That river was like 50 feet lower and 50 feet out before that happened.

  • @gennaray
    @gennaray Год назад +1

    😂 Nikkos skateboard be sittin in a corner waiting to be loved by him again. Loved the vid today ❤ keep it up daddy

  • @SGTSNIPERSCOUT
    @SGTSNIPERSCOUT Год назад

    That's a SOF goat, he ain't taking no one's shit

  • @micc_armybrat2523
    @micc_armybrat2523 Год назад +2

    That guy falling down the pole had my neck hurting! OUCH!! 😣😬

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +2

      That was hard to watch!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +3

      For a second there, I was like bro… Is my guy alive?😂

  • @Giggles_114
    @Giggles_114 Год назад

    Got a house just across the street in Texas right on the Colorado river. The edge is up the the back porch and it’s taken the pool already. I can’t wait to see it take the house in the next flood lol.

  • @guilhemjusserand3205
    @guilhemjusserand3205 Год назад +1

    Love your content brother! Only wish we got longer videos :)

  • @lebronjames12427
    @lebronjames12427 Год назад

    Nikko just making this friday better!! keep up the great work

  • @amar_teamo22
    @amar_teamo22 9 месяцев назад

    dude the drone in the fire one tbh i thought it was a child falling ☠☠😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Год назад

    3:51 😆 what did he think would happen?

  • @FTTBFaithfulToTheBay
    @FTTBFaithfulToTheBay Год назад

    The slap meme at 5:10/5:9 had me becoming a squirt gun nose edition!!!!!!🤣😂😁🙂

  • @BigDipper907
    @BigDipper907 Год назад +1

    Dude your voice is gona be like u just went to a concert forever 😂

  • @PirateNikki
    @PirateNikki Год назад +1

    Was just watching Nikko shorts when I got the notification! Win! 🎉

  • @pylock
    @pylock Год назад

    the houses on river looks like central Alaska they had a river wash out some houses that started 100ft from river in the 50's and the river got wider, many people where upset that the state wouldn't pay to help people move the houses. My father in law stated 75ft from river in 1985 had move hsi cabin twice since then rivers now 35ft from his porch again

  • @Nikkolive
    @Nikkolive Год назад +2

    Bro what if the pole when in Spider-Man’s eye! 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Then he would become pirate Man, with a super cool eyepatch!😂

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    Sharks terrified me for the longest time. They don't SEE well...

  • @ACmeh
    @ACmeh Год назад +3

    Yes 🤣 I love when shark videos sneak their way in so funny love it

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +5

    Thanks brother brother for the video and making my day better, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make me laugh, keep sendin it brother brother!!🤘❤😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      I got you sniper! What would you do if your swimming in the middle of the ocean and you saw shark coming directly at you? 👀

    • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
      @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +2

      @@nikkoortiz oh damn, I would pray to god that I got a spear gun or something and if not try to punch it and it that wouldn't work then I would probably die from cardiac arrest 🤣

  • @djthesavage1005
    @djthesavage1005 Год назад

    I love your humor

  • @tylerreed8648
    @tylerreed8648 Год назад +1

    that shark was hungry
    nikko love you're videos you ROCK

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад

      That shark knew what to do 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      If I was at shark in that situation… I might be hungry too😂 and thank you so much for the support!

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    "Cowgirl up, pansyflower!" 😂

  • @ErraticAim
    @ErraticAim Год назад +1

    Keep it up man! Great content!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Thank you so much I appreciate you! What should we react to next time?

  • @oVRazberryVo
    @oVRazberryVo Год назад

    You already know the dude climbing that pole had whiplash for months

  • @GlennQuagmire-gm2ei
    @GlennQuagmire-gm2ei Год назад

    The houses were in Montana the ice was melting in the river and it started overflowing

  • @devilboldhorn5869
    @devilboldhorn5869 Год назад +1

    My day got 300000x better nikko i am sorry but thank you for the sharks man i know you hate them but i love the reactions you have i hope you have a great day man

  • @thatoneguy-yu5wx
    @thatoneguy-yu5wx Год назад

    Bro you are so goofy and funny. Keep up the good work

  • @j0g0b0nit0
    @j0g0b0nit0 Год назад

    yoooooooooo wut up NIKKOOOO!! LUV U VODS DUDE!

  • @terihumphrey6624
    @terihumphrey6624 Год назад

    There's a couple people here where I live that have pygmy goats that they've trained just like dogs who go through a doggy door to go outside to go to the bathroom

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Год назад

    Yeah never going in the ocean again thanks 😂

  • @pilotcooper9265
    @pilotcooper9265 Год назад

    I like how nikko uploads regularly

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    Good tires, gear down in the ice...

  • @tornado_man_4078
    @tornado_man_4078 Год назад

    Yo lesss go! Love the new vids! Fails might be my fav series!

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse Год назад

    I have a vacation home on an island and the ocean has slowly been eroding the land on the entire street. A couple homes have been a total loss but with climate change who knows for how long.

  • @devildawg1178
    @devildawg1178 Год назад

    “How did you lose your eye… an egg”. Lol my grandfather was in the 82nd Airborne in the 70’s and knew a guy who was a cook over in Vietnam. He got egg shell in his eye and went to medical to get treated. Got a Purple Heart because the report said “shell fragment in eye”

  • @gang_raven
    @gang_raven 11 месяцев назад

    you know what they say when it comes to sharks, the faster you react, the faster you die

  • @Krawberry
    @Krawberry Год назад

    I think that was a nurse shark, that's why there wasnt blood when she was bit. Their teeth are further back than most sharks, and they have to suck in whatever they plan to eat. So her leg never got to the teeth, just got sucked on a little

  • @christinfore-lf2od
    @christinfore-lf2od Год назад

    That happend to my grandpa but when he fell he landed on his foot and Broke it❤

  • @michaelduke3943
    @michaelduke3943 Год назад

    The bear said I’m fin a wip this thang

  • @Sibleader
    @Sibleader Год назад

    That bird was like.. "is it dead?"😅

  • @JaimeeJam
    @JaimeeJam Год назад

    At work this week I was coming down a scaffold to go investigate an incident and I fell and scraped up my arm and badly bruise my butt! Thankfully no one saw the fall, lol

  • @p_campbell
    @p_campbell Год назад

    The people I used to house sit for live on a 100' cliff on the lake. The back yard is maybe 3' the there's a tiny fence and a winding stair case going down to the dock. So dumb, a little erosion and that house is gone

  • @quintonlange5323
    @quintonlange5323 Год назад

    That cat clip with the mouse was a cut clip. Before the bowl was on it. The cats were all staring at it doing nothing at all

  • @Equitine
    @Equitine Год назад

    8:22 "i know whats wrong with it...aint got no gass in it"

  • @JannyBesmircher
    @JannyBesmircher Год назад

    Saw you playing Hell let loose the other day thats cool that you have your own server!

  • @helicarnel7910
    @helicarnel7910 Год назад +1

    Niko what's up Brother Love you from Bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

  • @stevecarter2539
    @stevecarter2539 Год назад

    That ship went down faster than Navy at New Year’s party

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +2

    ok i'm out. I'll try to catch ya Monday. Got to get to the PCB!

    • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
      @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +1

      Have some fun girl be careful tho lol, see ya on the flippity dippity

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Have a great weekend, Marie be safe!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz i'll be driving them drunk azzes around...u know imma fuck wit em

  • @thomynator6002
    @thomynator6002 Год назад

    Loving the PSR clips ;)

  • @miawillcut3
    @miawillcut3 Год назад +1

    lol this video made my day im so happy i watched this today 🤣🤣

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Год назад

    im here for my weekly nikko laughs

  • @dakota1570
    @dakota1570 Год назад

    3:58 I almost spit out my cereal

  • @ilovemydad1416
    @ilovemydad1416 Год назад

    My biggest fail was…. Falling back asleep when I was woken for a sudden job

  • @Flamezy27
    @Flamezy27 Год назад

    1:40 CHILL OUT! He was only taste testing.

  • @PicoIsMe
    @PicoIsMe Год назад

    I only found you cause we got the same name but when i foundyou, you where at 60k now 2 mil is on the way good shit❤

  • @sarahamdan1698
    @sarahamdan1698 Год назад

    Our house is actually on a mountain😂😂😂😂 but it does have good foundation so as far as i know we'er good😂

  • @phantomedits8995
    @phantomedits8995 Год назад

    Love watching your vids man ❤️

  • @ghostwarrior1
    @ghostwarrior1 Год назад +1

    My biggest fail this week was having my school bag pull the damn fire alarm during walking to my next class

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    Falling is the scary part

  • @0lt3rna16
    @0lt3rna16 Год назад

    I possibly broke my foot

  • @AndyWasThere
    @AndyWasThere Год назад

    That a nurse shark bro, nothing to worry about :) it has many teeth but none would leave a scratch on humam skin

  • @Kayyy2wild
    @Kayyy2wild Год назад

    My fail dis week is I tripped up stairs then fell down dem and broke my big toe

  • @mtbcolorado2981
    @mtbcolorado2981 Год назад

    My biggest fail was over tightening the bolts on my bikes brakes. They snapped going down a mountain at about 25mph, and I had to bail into some rocks. Bruizes and a dislocated shoulder

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 месяцев назад

    Water... I don't possess gills.

  • @FlintRocks5
    @FlintRocks5 9 месяцев назад

    Almost broke my ankle

  • @noemicapi9318
    @noemicapi9318 9 месяцев назад

    This was funny 😂😂😂 1:48

  • @texaslonestar1514
    @texaslonestar1514 Год назад

    Hahaha the houses on the ledges are for insurance purposes only! Haha

  • @jackiecruz816
    @jackiecruz816 Год назад

    We movinnnn

  • @VR_Winter
    @VR_Winter Год назад

    NIKKO is the best youtuber

  • @Cheeseburger-04
    @Cheeseburger-04 Год назад

    I love your content you are my favorite youtuber keep doing great things

  • @jefferybracy4201
    @jefferybracy4201 Год назад

    I work at a bakery and out cup cakes are 3 dollars a piece. I dropped the dam try that had $39 and I was pissed.

  • @colehitt610
    @colehitt610 10 месяцев назад

    That was a petty-bone

  • @desireerrudnik1106
    @desireerrudnik1106 Год назад

    Jesus take the wheel 😂

  • @213rangercaretaker
    @213rangercaretaker Год назад

    Nikkko I need you in my life rn cause I have a problem in my life😭😭😭

  • @carterfortune4220
    @carterfortune4220 Год назад

    I thought that the drone in the fire was a cat fiest😅

  • @ziamarie
    @ziamarie Год назад

    Where can one get a bulldozer tractor forklift thing? That sounded like something i would call it Nikko 😂

  • @alanwlodarczyk4088
    @alanwlodarczyk4088 Год назад

    Ayo Nikko heads up, insider business released a new video about army jungle training. I don't know how else to mention it so I went to the newest videos comments

  • @Petsimx-zr5gq
    @Petsimx-zr5gq Год назад +1

    U are the best I look up to u Nikko