That chick had fake eyelashes poorly glued on, the cat was just trying to groom her LMAO. The cat was like “mom! Something’s on your eye, I’ll get it!”
Fun fact, seagulls can smell food up to 3 miles away and the reason seagulls dive bomb you for food is because they find it more appealing after you touch it.
I'm pretty sure there was a study that proved that people who drive slower are more likely to get into an accident than people who drive 5 mph over the speed limit
my cat has learned an new trick to wake me up in the morning when she is hungry, she doesnt bite she does a little nibble on my cheek while im sleeping and it wakes me up almost instantly but im a heavy sleeper so i kinda fade back out right after, so she got some practice time noticing it does wake me so now my cat knows how to wake me up outta my sleep whenever she needs something.
Yep. My cat bit me on the eyeball and my ex on the eye,twice. It was her first week in our house so she was closed in, in our bedroom. We figured it was probably cuz she never saw r.e.m. sleep b4. F*cking scarey to be woke up that way!
@@nikkoortizshorts prolly the airsoft ones or the military ones. You can relate to em and it makes em funnier😂. Your so real bro, I love that about you.
Nikko, would it be cool with you if you could do videos that are centered around learning how to use different tools and/or techniques used in the Army? Please.
Thanks brother brother for the video and laugh, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make us laugh keep sending it!! ❤😂🤘 Also WEAR THE DAMN SPECIAL SOCKS COMING HOME 😂
i skateboarded once down a hill, i literally went flying, board like went from under me. crazy. i ended up smacking face first into a pole. never touched skateboard after that. lol, love ur videos man. keep me laughing
I love downhill skateboarding, but because the best hill here is kinda busy, I do it late at night, early morning. You break by turning your board sideways, as you skid down the hill. Key thing is get the right gloves and you'll definitely need to replace wheels on the regular. That breaking and at that speed eats your wheels like dudes doing donuts in their shitty modded cars.
My son's cat didn't bite him in the eye, but it did claw him in the eye. It was a puncture wound, so we had to have an eye exam and drops. He had a red line in his eye forever until it healed, and then it turned brownish. It's better now, but it's literally a scar on his eyeball.
When I used to play around with my old cat , she would hook her claw up the nose hole, and I would have to beg for forgiveness to try and get it out gently
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The cat just thought her fake lashes were a bug on her eye and tried to save her. It's doing its best!
Cats demand honesty in everything, including eyelashes.
Lmao. Good point
I love how at 1:30 Nikko says "You're going to hit that" and he still fliniched when the guy hit it 🤣
For comedic effect
That chick had fake eyelashes poorly glued on, the cat was just trying to groom her LMAO. The cat was like “mom! Something’s on your eye, I’ll get it!”
“never trust a monkey”
-nikko ortiz 2023
I read your comment JUST as he said it
Hey Nikko, I’m a 20y/o male i plan on joining the army soon and your videos have helped me immensely. I hope this changes my life for the better!
Careful man.. good luck!
Marine life bro fuck the Army :D Kidding btw join whatever you like/want to do!
@@guyknightley3499 ll
Lol*
DON'T DO IT!
I love how the guy said to the racoon "hey you dont work here" 🤣🤣
These vids are painful and sad but super fun to watch!! 😂 You always make me laugh. Btw, my cats have never bit my face or eyes. They’re angels!
Consider yourself lucky lol I got bit on the lip and arm I ever got scars from a couple cats 😂
BULLSHIT listen to me it is a front they are plotting Satan was an angel there waiting for the right moment to strike! Do NOT trust them.
They are unpredictable 😅
Fun fact, seagulls can smell food up to 3 miles away and the reason seagulls dive bomb you for food is because they find it more appealing after you touch it.
Fails never fail to make me giggle. 😂
They are so good 😂
That dude who got hit from the pantry said “Task failed successfully”
"parents, what would you do?..." teach them how to clean. Probably make them clean everything while supervising them.
I'm pretty sure there was a study that proved that people who drive slower are more likely to get into an accident than people who drive 5 mph over the speed limit
"Theres a raccoon in the check me out aisle" its the self checkout but im gonna start calling it that from now on 😂
So funny 😂
That racoon be stealin the 10mm😂😂😂😂
Cats aren't as bad as they seem, I promise 😂
Right? Cats are awesome!
@@cyberr_cats what about the orange ones😬😬
Something an evil cat would say
That’s a f-ing lie
Average cat owner response.
Never had an eyelid bitten, but our cat bit my finger and caused nerve damage 😂
Fat phobic slides again dang their everywhere. Love your video Nikko! ❤🎉😂
😂😂😂 oh man
I want time left the top pantry door open and my dad was walking and he hit his face right into it. All I remember is just being yelled at 😂
Dog I got work on Saturday morning you're telling me I get to watch some fails shit right before work!
Got to be about the best Saturday ever
my cat has learned an new trick to wake me up in the morning when she is hungry, she doesnt bite she does a little nibble on my cheek while im sleeping and it wakes me up almost instantly but im a heavy sleeper so i kinda fade back out right after, so she got some practice time noticing it does wake me so now my cat knows how to wake me up outta my sleep whenever she needs something.
Yep. My cat bit me on the eyeball and my ex on the eye,twice. It was her first week in our house so she was closed in, in our bedroom. We figured it was probably cuz she never saw r.e.m. sleep b4. F*cking scarey to be woke up that way!
10:05 she said “why did you do this” ( she’s Romanian or Moldovan)
That bar was hard and it got his core therefore this clip was in fact hardcore
Yes 😂
Less go! Your recent fail videos have been so funny! Can’t wait to watch this one!
Duuuude. That kids mess at the end, my anxiety sky rocketed.
NIKKOOOOOOOOO!!!! I love you dawg, wish you the best.
Hell yeah! What’s your fav kinda fail vid?
@@nikkoortizshorts prolly the airsoft ones or the military ones. You can relate to em and it makes em funnier😂. Your so real bro, I love that about you.
That thumbnail made me think that the girls eyelid was gone😅
5:21 I lost it 😂😂😂
Yeah he ain't getting no ads on here for that Southpark one 😂
The cat was trying to SAVE HER from an invasive eye spider!
Dang you’re probably right
If Nikko can call animals…does that make him a Disney Princess?
A local high school in my county named “Broadneck” gave out Diplomas with the school name printed as “Broadbeck” so yeah schools are dumb 🤣🤣
Black air force energy pain lol
Nikko, would it be cool with you if you could do videos that are centered around learning how to use different tools and/or techniques used in the Army? Please.
Never been bit by a cat in the eye THANK GOOOOOD.
The guy falling down the hill on his skateboard… damn I felt that 😬
That killed me as well 😂
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Da coon 😂"ay you don't work here"
That kid at the end straight up catching hands.
So funny 😂
Worst a cat has ever done to me is sneezed in my face.
omg when i heard the mother speak romanian i gat war flashbacks 😂
Ay my nick names ernie. Any ways good work Nikko!!! Keep it up!!
Just when I need my daily herbs nikko comes in clutch
Thanks brother brother for the video and laugh, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make us laugh keep sending it!! ❤😂🤘 Also WEAR THE DAMN SPECIAL SOCKS COMING HOME 😂
Tell him 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts hell yeah we can't loose him
sandy cheeks in a gang my guy lol 😂
on the road will watch this fun when i get to where i'm going
Be safe! Did u get there yet?
@@amandadelrio7113 yes
i skateboarded once down a hill, i literally went flying, board like went from under me. crazy. i ended up smacking face first into a pole. never touched skateboard after that. lol, love ur videos man. keep me laughing
Th at dude fails successfully😂😂😂
3:27 I took out my microwave door with my head.....and broke it 😅
That kid would get the people’s elbow straight to his room for a week long grounding like I did when I was kid
When that truck didn’t use his blinker and your reaction was the same way I alway react
3:10 I've had that accident before with my bike 😅
🐈 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Cat Lover here! 🥰
Cat lovers unite 👀
@@nikkoortizshorts 👍🏼🥇🐈
My cat once accidentally scratched my eyelid and it wasn't bad at all, like barely a scratch. But I promise cats are good😂😂😂😂
Brakes in a skate board are your power slides and your scrape glove if you have them. Hate cali but bombing hills im san fran is bomb as hell
The girl with the misspelled Sash for Graduation I looked it up it between $45,000 and $55,000 just for the first year DAMN
freaking funny bro! 😅
Lmao, Nikko..ur throat okay? You sound like ur sick or been to Rammstein concert. Love ur vids
Me and my dog watched this. My dog fell asleep. I cried laughing, and bro was dead asleep
Thats why you can't have no kids Niko You'd traumatize a little Niko lmfao. You're too hard bro.
catch was legendary
So good 😂
I just wanted to say thank you for the great vids keep it up
Yessss
Dont lie nikko you love cats...they be menaces just like you lol
I love downhill skateboarding, but because the best hill here is kinda busy, I do it late at night, early morning. You break by turning your board sideways, as you skid down the hill. Key thing is get the right gloves and you'll definitely need to replace wheels on the regular. That breaking and at that speed eats your wheels like dudes doing donuts in their shitty modded cars.
Crazy! Sounds like fun
Oooo was that slide fiberglass? Not just chopped up but itchy for life
Pancake still edible lol
LETS GO NIKKO
It hurt just watching that guy eating it on the skateboard! OUCH!
I'm starting to think you're my spirit animal, We have the same reactions to everything! 😂😂 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Same tho lol
Spirit animals for sure 😂
That cat knows how stupid fake eye hair thingys are.
Ayy thanks Nikko for uploading
Hell yeah these are the best
I have actually had a cat attack me before 😅
Nikko is like the friend I wish I had. Lame I know, but its hard out here when people are fake lol
Bro so dramatic and its so funny
My day has been made
Love you nikko
AIRSOFT SOON??!?!!
Have to hop on the vid best creator on anything
Love the videos nikko 😂
Which is your favourite kind of fail vid? 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts airsoft fails
I got a question, how do you find the German KSK?
3:23 task failed successfully
It’s a good day today thanks to niko when he uploads
Yesss
love the content, keep it up
Thanks brother brother from making the recovery from the ER Monday better, this sucks I can't ranch but hey at least I got you to make it better lol
Hope you’re alright!
@@nikkoortizshorts yeah I'm ok it was just my body being dumb lol
Hope u feel better, and hope to see u on Sunday night!
@@amandadelrio7113 girl you know it lol, yeah I'm good my boy had to have it's moment for a bit lol but I'm all good
@@amandadelrio7113 but yeah I'll definitely be their sunday lol, and I get to start ranching a bit lol
My best friends cat bit my elbow and it made me want to die.
My son's cat didn't bite him in the eye, but it did claw him in the eye. It was a puncture wound, so we had to have an eye exam and drops. He had a red line in his eye forever until it healed, and then it turned brownish. It's better now, but it's literally a scar on his eyeball.
Oh no!!! They can’t be trusted 😅
When I was a baby a cat scratched my eyelid and tore it open. Its not a bite, but yeah, stuff happens.
Never eating sfogliatelle to a niko video again
Sup nikko i was gone for a while but I’m back and hyped!!
nope
@@ashleyvinson8536nope what?
MOM!!!!!!! Nikko posted a new video!!!!!!!!
In the intro it sounds like you were screaming and your voice is gone😂
Adhd be like 😂❤
My worst fail is becoming an adult. Don't do it.
rock climbing can be fun if you dont mess up
Dogs are always stealing my bed and food, cats don't do that to me so I'll trust a cat over a dog any day lol
3:31 success
When I used to play around with my old cat , she would hook her claw up the nose hole, and I would have to beg for forgiveness to try and get it out gently
I’ve been watching ur videos and I wanna be in the army now and i don’t do airsoft and I’m not over the youngest u can be for the army
I foster kittens and ive had one suckle on my eye lid 😂
Demon cats and hell-spawn seagulls deserve each other. Put them all in an enclosure and let God sort it out.