You make my day dude!! And my closest near death was when I fell 40 or so feet and broke my back and arm. I’ve also had some really bad anaphylactic reactions.
My near death experience was when my dad was teaching me how to grill and the lid was closed and the gas was on so when I hit the ignition whole thing blew up and if there was a little more gas the tank would have blow up killing me but it didn't
The climber on that mountain though…saw a video about if you slip you have to dig in with your claw or hammer whatever immediately before momentum starts increases. Watching him do that was cool to recognize
Dude I be climbing mountains and risking my life every time I go rock climbing and love every second, but I did almost die doing it! Broke the first seven ribs, shattering them and my left arm and I still go rockclimbing to this day and I absolutely love it!
My near death experience was my hang up last march i dislocated my shoulder broke my radius my ulna and a metacarpal, had to get my radius reconstructed and plated pins through my metacarpal and got my legs stepped on a solid 50 times. Had 5 months before i was allowed to lift a single pound.
I know I've mentioned this a few times now but the shit with the wave pool as a lifeguard is the most stressful thing to guard especially when it's packed.
I was working in aluminum manufacturing and I used a giant 34 inch saw to cut aluminum extrusions. One day I came back in from having a smoke and started to assist in cutting up scrap but didn't realize someone hit the auto run button cause we all used manual controllers. I'm short so I had to Reach in the finale to grab parts and move them and I tripped the activation sensor. Long story short clamp came down. And pinned my head as the saw started coming my way. Luckily another operator hit the e stop and here I am today😅
My nearest thing to near death experience was when I was 8, going 20-30 mph downhill on a bike, hitting my friend on his bike and hitting my head on the road by flipping my bike. Only time I ever blacked out. Oh yeah and no helmet
My nearest death experience is either probably when I got in a bicycle accident and my face met the ground. I dot a horrible concussion, broke my nose and shoulder, and didn't even know that I had already been to two hospitals, was in Tennessee, and didn't know where my family was. It was either that or when I had a hammer dropped on my head while doing construction on a roof. Thankfully I was wearing a hard hat 😂
Alright, my near-death experience. October 2022, was trying to summit Capitol Peak in Colorado. The second half on the trail is unmarked, it's on you to find your way to the peak. We took a bad path and decided to turn around. While trying to climb down, I lost my footing and fell 10 feet. Barely caught myself, it was pure luck. Had I not caught myself, I would have fell another 70 feet onto jagged rocks.
Bro you are funny af, love all the content and the energy lol… react to all the fails!! Much love from Canada 🇨🇦 but Can you do a Canada fails video? 😅
So you're actually legally allowed to carry a parachute on a plane, even in your carry on. Obviously opening the door and jumping from the plane is something else entirely though, cause you could screw all the other passengers by depressurizing the cabin. But if there's a big hole and I have a parachute I'm for sure jumping lol. But at lower altitude.
Motorcycle accident TW!!! Nearly died!! So i was t-boned by a van that ran a red Split my leg open and was bleeding out, never felt so cold in my life. Your internally frozen. 2 bystanders saved me, one controlled the bleeding, another did CPR.
May or May not been riding my motorcycle decently over the speed limit and a grandma was in the left lane going slow on a curve and I almost tested the crumple zones.
Honestly the most near death experience for me was when me and buddy fell through ice in a lake and almost couldn’t get out and it was all because my dog fell through and I didn’t want my expensive hunting dog to die but I think the worst part was walking 2 miles back to my house in bare feet cause I lost my dam shoes and now we look back at it and laugh so I’m the end I would rate this a solid fun time
I rolled a truck at speed and the police figure it endo’d 5 times and rolled 8-9 total, had concussion and 300 + stitches in my face and head, walked out on my own power and started treating wounds to stop bleeding
My worst near death moment was when I was riding my bicycle down a hill I had ridden 53 times already and got over confident. I understeered and hit the curb at 60kmh and flipped upside down on my bike and landed in between 2 concrete blocks
I live where the largest indoor wave pool is. Now they have tamed it in the last like 10-15 years. But the late 90s/early 2000s that shit definitely caused injuries. I've been hit by elbows and knees more than a few times.
What was the scariest near death fail?!
I tell everyone horse riding is a death wish 💀
The one with snow was weird
Definitely the one with the shark! I'm right there with you Nikko, hate hate sharks! Thanks for another great video!💙
The tree limb deciding to take a sudden rest on the chair.
I was practicing flips on my trampoline and I landed on my neck.
My heart was racing until that dog was safe. Im so glad the pup survived.
If im being brutally honest....its time to make this our own series because i want more fails! lol
put me on the street w coffee and a bread truck...fail guaranteed!
@@mariedockery1126 I remember that.... u was Hella pissed 🤣
@@amandadelrio7113 he made me spill my sugar free vanilla latte! and that one starbucks was the only place that did them right! lol
My life is a fail 😂
It’s a good day when Nikko posts
Yessssssssssssssss
Yes
For real
that all you say bro?
@@sgtscrapps7341 yes that’s all I say
You make my day dude!! And my closest near death was when I fell 40 or so feet and broke my back and arm. I’ve also had some really bad anaphylactic reactions.
How long was the recovery?! Hope your all good now!
Nikko like a husky, always yoweling but such a good handsome boy
And possibly homosexual
Nikko screaming about literally everything had me dying 🤣
I usually don't like the RUclipsrs who do the screaming stuff but he is so goddamn funny haha
3:45 the way Nikko screamed after he found out that his phone caught an L but his leg didnt was fûçking hilarious!
Nikko's chaotic energy is strangely addicting
I actually said "Damn Nikko, calm down" out loud, this one was extra spicy😂
Nikko screaming is great therapy 😂😂😂😂
yesss near death fails are back!!!
Yaaaassss
I typed it all down here because it’s more likely you would see it
8:11 😂 that’s just straight up wierd plus perfect comedy by niko
😂😂 I just keep it real I guess?
@@nikkoortiz nah the „social suicide“ was so damn funny 😭😂
My near death experience was when my dad was teaching me how to grill and the lid was closed and the gas was on so when I hit the ignition whole thing blew up and if there was a little more gas the tank would have blow up killing me but it didn't
The climber on that mountain though…saw a video about if you slip you have to dig in with your claw or hammer whatever immediately before momentum starts increases. Watching him do that was cool to recognize
LMFAO at the part where the dogs saves his friend and niko says the definetly kiss🤣🤣🤣
Dude I be climbing mountains and risking my life every time I go rock climbing and love every second, but I did almost die doing it! Broke the first seven ribs, shattering them and my left arm and I still go rockclimbing to this day and I absolutely love it!
7 ribs! How are you alive?!!
Nikko makes my day every single time he posts keep up the good work nikko
Oh my god nikko liked my comment
Thanks Nikko for another wonderful video, I think you're a really cool person
I appreciate you, i will try to be cool lol what was your favorite fail?!
3:45 + 6:21
@@nikkoortiz probably the mountain biking one
@@nikkoortiz Nikko what’s your favorite Mre
The scream when the shark popped up, I choked laughing so hard. The genuine fear. Oh God the genuine fear scream. You are hilarious Nikko
Nikko has the best videos especially the military ones because he doesn’t sweet coat it
No sirrr we keepin it real real 😎
I'm glad there's someone who feels the same as I do about sharks
Love every time I see a banger video on my for you page.
0:16 loved this show
Nikko always has good content
I got caught in a rip current and almost died. Seconds before I blacked out, I was rescued.
Sup nikko your the best streamer out there and by far my favorite maybe try a marine corps boot camp the long version?
8:56 i cant 😂😂 that killed me
Horse riding is a deadly sport 👀
I love it he just screams randomly
my energy is uncontrollable lmfao
It really is
My near death experience was my hang up last march i dislocated my shoulder broke my radius my ulna and a metacarpal, had to get my radius reconstructed and plated pins through my metacarpal and got my legs stepped on a solid 50 times. Had 5 months before i was allowed to lift a single pound.
Definitely several “Final Destination” moments!! 😬 Always love the hilarious shark reactions! 😂 Great editing! 🔥
brat!!!
Half of these fails im like BRUH how you not in heaven lmao
@@mariedockery1126 MARIE!! 😁
@@micc_armybrat2523 it's been ages! how ya doing?
ARMY!!!!! MARIE!!!!!
I swear Nikkos videos make days better
I know I've mentioned this a few times now but the shit with the wave pool as a lifeguard is the most stressful thing to guard especially when it's packed.
Thank you for making another one I look forward to these all the time! 😂❤
YES! Just what I needed slamming shots and lines at 4:00am lmaoo
well at least there's no bread trucks. that horse is gnarly tho!
hehe you and bread trucks. yea it be something stupid like that take you out!
@@sgtscrapps7341 for real!
My scariest and closest near death experience was being shot three times; head, torso, thigh.
...yeah
Explain please!
I’ve waited five days for this
I was working in aluminum manufacturing and I used a giant 34 inch saw to cut aluminum extrusions.
One day I came back in from having a smoke and started to assist in cutting up scrap but didn't realize someone hit the auto run button cause we all used manual controllers. I'm short so I had to Reach in the finale to grab parts and move them and I tripped the activation sensor. Long story short clamp came down. And pinned my head as the saw started coming my way. Luckily another operator hit the e stop and here I am today😅
That dude that almost got hit by train definitely pooped him self. He was running away holding hit butt 😂
My nearest thing to near death experience was when I was 8, going 20-30 mph downhill on a bike, hitting my friend on his bike and hitting my head on the road by flipping my bike. Only time I ever blacked out. Oh yeah and no helmet
We need to get Nikko to watch the kayakers getting eaten by a whale shark and the skydivers planes crashing
I saw this one came out 6 months ago hadn’t seen it yet. Glad I did. Nikos voice broke not even halfway through lol!
Nikkoi actually love your channel❤️
If I saw a fireball outside the window mid air, I would just close the window 😂
Earllyyy gang so excited to see how Niko can make all our days BETTERRRRR
2:08 are we not talking about the camera guy watching his dog almost die while another dog saves the dog
Next to angrycops you are also my go to for serotonin. Thanks for the dose my friend.
Dude you always make me laugh!!!
I love your videos you made me start a Airsoft!
Hell yeah 🙌
Nikko “i was in the army “ sees shark ahhhhhhhhhh pass out
My nearest death experience is either probably when I got in a bicycle accident and my face met the ground. I dot a horrible concussion, broke my nose and shoulder, and didn't even know that I had already been to two hospitals, was in Tennessee, and didn't know where my family was.
It was either that or when I had a hammer dropped on my head while doing construction on a roof. Thankfully I was wearing a hard hat 😂
I love the energy he has 😂😂😂
I am convinced you haven’t lived until you’ve had a near death experience 🦖
how about more than one?
@@sgtscrapps7341 hey man I don’t hate on over-achievers 🤣
The closest I’ve been to dying is I almost rolled my four wheeler without a helmet 😭
The cellphone saved his life. And I'd be bringing my own parachute as my carry-on.
Alright, my near-death experience. October 2022, was trying to summit Capitol Peak in Colorado. The second half on the trail is unmarked, it's on you to find your way to the peak. We took a bad path and decided to turn around. While trying to climb down, I lost my footing and fell 10 feet. Barely caught myself, it was pure luck. Had I not caught myself, I would have fell another 70 feet onto jagged rocks.
YOOOO NIKKO, the first clip was a rodeo from my hometown. I showed them and they were so hyped that you had it in your compilation! (the guy lived)
6:59 snowboard’s sometimes have a sharp metal edge on them I’ve cut myself just moving mine
Thanks for the hi that made my day nikko
Bro you are funny af, love all the content and the energy lol… react to all the fails!! Much love from Canada 🇨🇦 but Can you do a Canada fails video? 😅
Did you like the Canada MRE?! And that might be difficult but I’ll see! Haha
@@nikkoortiz lol the smoked meat n mustard one? Lol yessir… Great content brother keep er commin 💪🏼
That was quite a few final destination bangers in that one 🫣
So you're actually legally allowed to carry a parachute on a plane, even in your carry on. Obviously opening the door and jumping from the plane is something else entirely though, cause you could screw all the other passengers by depressurizing the cabin. But if there's a big hole and I have a parachute I'm for sure jumping lol. But at lower altitude.
That BASE jumping clip is my home town.
I’ve been to that wave pool and it is just like that
Motorcycle accident
TW!!! Nearly died!!
So i was t-boned by a van that ran a red
Split my leg open and was bleeding out, never felt so cold in my life. Your internally frozen.
2 bystanders saved me, one controlled the bleeding, another did CPR.
I FUCKING LOVE HIS ENERGY HAHAHA IM SCREAMING WITH HIM IN MY HEART LMAO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Greatest near death experience in when I almost got hit on the soft spot
Nikko sees 🦈 & passes out lol❣️Always loving your content nikko❤
Fell 20 feet needed 50 stitches and got a compound fracture on my arm
Man I love it when Nikko uploads 💯👍
I just came across you couple days ago I love the vids so much you earned a sub mate thanks for making me laugh
Last to pull their canopy wins… wins what? A meeting with the grim reaper? 😂
I love your react videos
We need more almost 2 mil
Nikko I live like 20 mins from West Point and there are ALWAYS military vehicles coming in and out past where I live and it’s sick
3:00 never post to be that big malfunction
How did someone not get in trouble! Haha
May or May not been riding my motorcycle decently over the speed limit and a grandma was in the left lane going slow on a curve and I almost tested the crumple zones.
"You're not winded, that's internal bleeding " 😅
Thank God this came out after I had to fly last weekend.. hate flying with a passion 😂
You got me stressing out for no reason on the airplane one
Oh man 😂
Its so cool that you post every day
WHAT THE HELL THE LAST VIDEO WAS 5 DAYS AGO
"U BOUT TO DIE AFTER LOOKING FOR OWLS"😂
Honestly the most near death experience for me was when me and buddy fell through ice in a lake and almost couldn’t get out and it was all because my dog fell through and I didn’t want my expensive hunting dog to die but I think the worst part was walking 2 miles back to my house in bare feet cause I lost my dam shoes and now we look back at it and laugh so I’m the end I would rate this a solid fun time
Pretty similar story for me, yeah the walk home is next level
I would ring the attendant button and casually "hey there's an engine on fire."
Right 😂
The biking fail at the beginning is the reason why I never use clipless peddles, because if you fall you are stuck to your bike.
Flying in the air... fire on the engine... welp, crapping my pants.
Hey niko you are the best you always make my day
My closest near death was when I got stuck upside down in a swimming pool
i love the way he screams lol thats how you can really tell hes a vet or something like that
Hi niko love your vids
I saw this live on twitch the other day 🎉
I rolled a truck at speed and the police figure it endo’d 5 times and rolled 8-9 total, had concussion and 300 + stitches in my face and head, walked out on my own power and started treating wounds to stop bleeding
I love your videos. I’ve been watching them for years.
Gaming which was your favourite fail?! 😂
how many?
My worst near death moment was when I was riding my bicycle down a hill I had ridden 53 times already and got over confident. I understeered and hit the curb at 60kmh and flipped upside down on my bike and landed in between 2 concrete blocks
I live where the largest indoor wave pool is. Now they have tamed it in the last like 10-15 years. But the late 90s/early 2000s that shit definitely caused injuries.
I've been hit by elbows and knees more than a few times.
Ahh I love your energy. I've missed it
Big fan Nikko
Nikko would fall unconscious upon seeing that shark and fall head first into the sharks mouth