You never knew that Nikko? I retired in 2004 and yeah. We had animals coming around all the time. Dogs were big, also cats. Ferrets and rabbits were there as well. They say danger noodles are snakes, nope. They are ferrets, made quite a few Marines, including me, kinda' happy.
No joke, my brother and I are both vets. he was Navy and I an Army grunt. Both are disabled and we got to thinking how funny it would be to see a Space Force space cadet walking in to the DAV to file a claim for disability. Well speak it into reality and it will come true. My brother was there to sign some paperwork and sure as shit, one came in and all the vets that were there was biting their tongues when they found out he was filing for carpel tunnel.
@@danmanning4129 My brother's best friend in high school enlisted in the Navy. When people would ask about their plans after graduating, he'd tell them he was joining the Navy and then he and my brother would lean in close. One would say "don't ask" and the other would say "don't tell."
As a Navy Chief, on a deployment, there was a fleshlight found in Marine Berthing. Apparently it was being passed around and 5 Marines had been sharing it.
As the big, angry, engineering-brained German, I'd totally get sorted into the Chair Force and forced to fix all the planes I want to fly because I'M 6'3" AND WON'T FIT IN ANYTHING COOL.
@@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Yeah height isn't as bad nowadays, but when my uncle was drafted during Vietnam he wanted to be a carrier pilot. He's 6'4 so he got rejected, he was told he could be a heli pilot (apparently the Huey cockpit is fairly large) but he didn't want to do that.
Lmao. I remember getting to oki and wm's saying if you get pregnant, you'll go straight back to the U.S. They got pregnant and stayed in okinawa until they gave birth and had to travel back to the US to leave the baby with family so they can return to duty within 6 weeks to finish the obligation. Any days away from overseas deployment will be made up, so you are not going to keep your original rotation date.🤣
I am a non combat army vet who got out last year and at my civilian job a former Airforce MP coworker never went to the field or knew anything I was talking about when it came to field training. I was upset and confused and upset and baffled and still upset 😂😂😂😂
I was in airborne school and almost landed on an instructor. The dude was like, "Slip away!" And I was still at 100 ft or so, and I yelled "I'm trying man!" When I landed he was about to yell at me, but luckily I had my aircrew wings sewn on and they guy happened to be a Navy instructor and was like "DID YOU FUCKIN HEAR M...ayo were you in the Navy before?" Saved my ass. Lol
When the Army or Marines try to talk shit to Air Force, the best come back is, "and I'm making the same amount as you". Then walk away with your hands in your pockets. 😂
my dad was an FMF Corpsman and I’m 100% certain he was gay behind his wife’s (my mom’s) back when he was deployed to camp lejeune. he said he would’ve rather drank piss than that water btw
I’m %25 German and my great grandfather served in the luftwaffe. I’m definitely going to be sent straight to the airforce to be the red, white and blue Barron.
The sorting hat would probably put me in the Marines (I'm Half Cuban). We can swim like Olympic swimmers (How Else Did We Get To America?) and we are extremely aggressive/insane :)
Dude, 26 yrs I started in the USMC and swapped to the Air Force after 5yrs. I was shot at and in the field with the ODA more then I ever was in the Corps... depends on the Airmen, and yeah I'm fucked in the head from all the Mortuary Affairs and field feeding along side the 3 war zones I deployed to. I just knew to go to the doc and report my broken ass everything and still went to work the next day cause you know ppl in the military be abusing excuses at times, and I sit at 100%. Lol, BTW thx your videos helps me cope with being a civilian and retired. Mad props to you bud😊
"Go home marines"
"IM F**KING TRYING!" 😂😂😂😂
That killed me
Same 😂
time stamp?
@@captain_seagull69 8:58
Same😂
The sorting hat would immediately put me in the Airforce, the only thing I’m good at is sitting and pretending to do something productive.
Sounds like you're a better fit for infantry then.
@@Dondingo4 lol
@@Dondingo4 How so?
im indian my ass wouldve beeen sent to space force immedietly
@@karrimgyver cause regular infantry hardly deploys and doesn't do much the past few years.
"If I don't act on my thirst..."
My dude, then you're dehydrated! 😂
You never knew that Nikko? I retired in 2004 and yeah. We had animals coming around all the time. Dogs were big, also cats. Ferrets and rabbits were there as well. They say danger noodles are snakes, nope. They are ferrets, made quite a few Marines, including me, kinda' happy.
No joke, my brother and I are both vets. he was Navy and I an Army grunt. Both are disabled and we got to thinking how funny it would be to see a Space Force space cadet walking in to the DAV to file a claim for disability. Well speak it into reality and it will come true. My brother was there to sign some paperwork and sure as shit, one came in and all the vets that were there was biting their tongues when they found out he was filing for carpel tunnel.
Gotta respect the grind
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
1:16 "I cant not undo this shit.. Help me plEase" got me dyin
Weeeeeee...😂
maby im a little gay got me 😂😂
Maybe 😅
Hey you do you
Fosho frfr
😂😂😂
Maybe
Nikko just about had a damn heart attack seeing that IDF soldier...
😂 Nikko really kicking out the closet door in this one.🤣
He did 😂
Gay, straight, or lying.🤪
@@Dinosaurchickin Don't ask don't tell
@@danmanning4129 My brother's best friend in high school enlisted in the Navy. When people would ask about their plans after graduating, he'd tell them he was joining the Navy and then he and my brother would lean in close. One would say "don't ask" and the other would say "don't tell."
Nikko going all "Hulk ANGRY!" on the Air Force girl putting her hands in her pockets slayed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The head cocking and “Woooo” that would make Ric Flair proud was gold
For reeeal
I cocked my head at the same moment during that one 😅 Didn't say whoo though, was more like "holy shit!" 😂😂
@@kristinwojtowich8902 I'm not one to follow trends, but I definitely yelled "GYAAAD" a lot louder than I should have seeing as my wife was around
As a Navy Chief, on a deployment, there was a fleshlight found in Marine Berthing. Apparently it was being passed around and 5 Marines had been sharing it.
As the big, angry, engineering-brained German, I'd totally get sorted into the Chair Force and forced to fix all the planes I want to fly because I'M 6'3" AND WON'T FIT IN ANYTHING COOL.
Rough 😅
I saw some pretty tall A-10 pilots..But Hey, you Can get too old to be a Pilot, Mechanics are FOREVER!
You would be working on MK Ultra part two just like the last NAZI engineers we brought over.
Sorry I meant German. 😂😂
@@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Yeah height isn't as bad nowadays, but when my uncle was drafted during Vietnam he wanted to be a carrier pilot. He's 6'4 so he got rejected, he was told he could be a heli pilot (apparently the Huey cockpit is fairly large) but he didn't want to do that.
I would probably go with this guy
Props to y'all "can't handle them". 👏
Military women don't be messing with civilians
Every Marine is a rifleman. Also every Marine is a janitor. Ooh rah!!!
WE PAINT ROCKS TOOO!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!!!
Both sides
03 gardener is our b-billet
Lmao.
I remember getting to oki and wm's saying if you get pregnant, you'll go straight back to the U.S.
They got pregnant and stayed in okinawa until they gave birth and had to travel back to the US to leave the baby with family so they can return to duty within 6 weeks to finish the obligation. Any days away from overseas deployment will be made up, so you are not going to keep your original rotation date.🤣
The fox stealing stuff
The saw gunner: more fire practice.
The Sorting would definitly put me in the Air Force, or Coast Guard.
I was Airborne for 12 years. Im 56 now, and everything hurts. Hey, but I got that jump pay beer $!
how much did u make per jump?
Thank you for being serviced.
I am a non combat army vet who got out last year and at my civilian job a former Airforce MP coworker never went to the field or knew anything I was talking about when it came to field training. I was upset and confused and upset and baffled and still upset 😂😂😂😂
Nikko spittin hot facts about the AF. Everytime someone talk shit... Its like have fun talking shit time for me to get back my AC.
There's gay and there's infantry gay
I was in airborne school and almost landed on an instructor.
The dude was like, "Slip away!" And I was still at 100 ft or so, and I yelled "I'm trying man!" When I landed he was about to yell at me, but luckily I had my aircrew wings sewn on and they guy happened to be a Navy instructor and was like "DID YOU FUCKIN HEAR M...ayo were you in the Navy before?" Saved my ass. Lol
When the Army or Marines try to talk shit to Air Force, the best come back is, "and I'm making the same amount as you". Then walk away with your hands in your pockets. 😂
Kinda like a certain moment from the Boondocks.
Touche chairforce, touche
@apsuaha My favourite I ever heard was "We're the ones they trust with WMDs"
👌🏽👌🏽
Bro.......19 years in the Marines....magic bean hat goes "we know what you did in Thailand......"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had to bring up Pattaya Beach lol
my dad was an FMF Corpsman and I’m 100% certain he was gay behind his wife’s (my mom’s) back when he was deployed to camp lejeune. he said he would’ve rather drank piss than that water btw
What if the piss came from somebody who was drinking Lejeune water? That would be doubling down on the nasty.
@@bobohm21either way, someone would be getting hospitalized. that was a good spin, though.
@@bobohm21D:
lets talk about Nikkos talent with hitting the mic 8:14
15:37 his fainting broke me 😂😂😂
Lol
Going for the grunt position in the Australian defence force. Will have to hook you up with some darwin award moments over here.
Military sorting hat: are you Italian?
Me: yes
Military sorting hat: TRAITOR!!!
I'm italian too lol...
10:23 kills me... he DEFINITELY was the smartest guy at the table.
“The wind is the worst part” is how you know you’ve reached ultimate cold cope💀💀😭
I'm naming my 1st child after you You're iconic
Fuck yeahhh! “‘Maybe I’m a little gay” got me I can’t lie 😂
Nikko ain't gay, hes just.. Different
airforce, i study physics
A little gay? Bro you got that nuclear half and half energy
Cop giving a roadside sobriety test to Infantry:'Recite the alphabet from front to back.' Infantry:'Fuckin A, fuckin B, fuckin C......'
5:30 Serious Paws here, legit Navy do be doin' this for the seamen
I’m %25 German and my great grandfather served in the luftwaffe. I’m definitely going to be sent straight to the airforce to be the red, white and blue Barron.
As a Marine, i can confirm the govt issued gayness lol
Omg as soon. As I saw chair force hands in the pocket, I was like OOOHHHHHH.
LMAO! Air Force GLOVES! Bite me, we Still have the Best Chow Halls!
Yes you do. Thank you for the good food.-Ex Army Vet
@@sandrasherman9294 You're More than Welcome! In the End, we're one Big Family, my Brother Retired 82nd Air Born!
Brother (ARMY VET HERE), just imagining what you said about the space cadet got me, thanks!😂😂😂
I'm so gonna say "you're welcome citizen" and all i do is laundry in the army ahahah
So I chose CG, gunners mate specially.
But I’m sure the Military Sorting Cover (MSC) would give me Army Medic.
1:36 Thought I was on Guarding duty, naw dude, GARDENING duty.
The sorting hat would probably put me in the Marines (I'm Half Cuban). We can swim like Olympic swimmers (How Else Did We Get To America?) and we are extremely aggressive/insane :)
2:41 got me 😂
Same 😂
Dude, 26 yrs I started in the USMC and swapped to the Air Force after 5yrs. I was shot at and in the field with the ODA more then I ever was in the Corps... depends on the Airmen, and yeah I'm fucked in the head from all the Mortuary Affairs and field feeding along side the 3 war zones I deployed to. I just knew to go to the doc and report my broken ass everything and still went to work the next day cause you know ppl in the military be abusing excuses at times, and I sit at 100%. Lol, BTW thx your videos helps me cope with being a civilian and retired. Mad props to you bud😊
😂😂😂 9:04 Okinawa for sure I remember those signs
As a Firefighter. I feel yalls pain with clean up. Somehow.. the weeds needed to be pulled in 90% weather..
Always gotta love the edits. Love the content as always man! Thank you for making our days just a little bit better ❤
4:14 only a true Floridian would know that is publix sushi
These always make my day, thanks so much Nikko, also if you had to be in any branch other than the Army which one, and why?
I say go with what feels right
@@nikkoortizshorts I didn't mean for me, I meant which one would YOU choose?
Not me at the EXACT SAME TIME.....DAMNNNN!!!!!
14:57 I’VE BEEN AVOIDING MY POCKETS FOR NO FKN REASON?!?!
5:29 "serious paws" lol.
8:22, SGT Nkko has been summoned
I would have been Air Force…. The moment I saw the F117 I was hooked
Happy Monday, Nikko! I hope you have a wonderful week, stay safe and God bless ❤
as a pog (25u) I've seen fleece jackets on another pog he had been in a fat min he Still had the Fleece still in the original wrapper
Your videos always make my day Nikko keep up the amazing videos.
That navy singer...
I doubt I'll ever emotionally recover from this. 😨
This guy is easily my favorite RUclipsr, EASILY
"When you are 5 months in to your 9 month deployment". I see ya'll never seen a 15 month pump
Yes our deployment we had a dog on the ship the whole 8 months, she even went up and down the ladder wells.
i think we were on the same deployment, i was on a DDG and we had a dog from the carrier come onto our ship for the day
@@jjwilliams4225 probably, we flew sage out all the time it seemed like 😂
@@blaine1258 oh yeah we definitely were lol, sage only came to our ship once for like a couple hours😂
The sorting hat would probably stick me in Marines because my friends use me to move all the heavy stuff they don’t want to like furnaces and stuff.
2:13 whys the door so small
Im sorry,.... My unit said the fleece is an outer garment. That was per 1st ID 3rd Brigade. I wore it like a coat and it looked good.
12:02 your left, your left, your left left left
2:32 what that in the sky🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Yes
Yesss
Potaytoe❤
Spies and fris at night.....being the bottom guy on the rope sucks when it gets windy
8:30 on the .
Did you see the Chaos Undivided tattoo when he freaked out?
The sorting hat would've picked coast guard for me. But I joined the army.
First
indeed
The sorting hat would have put me in the coast guard for sure lmao
Being a military brat to a 22-year retired Filipino Chief... it is genetically in my blood to be sorted into the Navy, LOL.
a blacksite would be where I get sorted too lol they don't want people who can ignore their feelings and/or enjoy hurting people
Now they are understaffed from what I under stand. I served back 2012.
My dad enlisted as AF in 68 as an officer to avoid draft
If there was a military sorting hat, it would probably put me in either the army or the navy
Definately getting into the coast guard.
2:42
you know the drill sauce majors 😂
SEND IT
Someone nearby is mowing and you smell Pennyroyal, so you stalk closer to find the topological-source for future measures.
She did go "ooo" after that taser
Ex navy here, never had a dog flown out, but did have a civilian camera crew doing a show about the ship that did bring us goodies from shore!
Ask Jason Stanford if he took Frank's daughter "seriously" in the Naval office...
I like how calm that guy getting dragged by a parachute is
Definitely wouldve been airforce like my great grandpa
"Left...left..........left" 😂
I actually joined the Marines, I would probably be sorted into Air Force. My ASVAB score and critical thinking skills got me in trouble a lot 😂
The sorting out would put me in the army just because I'm 6'4 big guy
My mother was in basic training when she found out she was training and she forced to leave but this was 20 years ago too
NGL the sorting hat would've immediately knocked me out and told my superiors that I'm too stupid to be a military man
"You're welcome Citizen" Is such a hell divers thing
Can't say I've ever seen dogs sent to the boat for morale. Seen greased pigs as pranks on a carrier tho.
The military sorting hat would have put me in the airforce so fast