Military TikTok Fails... Part 12

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  • @classmst89
    @classmst89 7 месяцев назад +621

    "Go home marines"
    "IM F**KING TRYING!" 😂😂😂😂
    That killed me

  • @ryimscaith1593
    @ryimscaith1593 6 месяцев назад +6

    Nikko going all "Hulk ANGRY!" on the Air Force girl putting her hands in her pockets slayed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rat-King0331
    @Rat-King0331 7 месяцев назад +40

    The fox stealing stuff
    The saw gunner: more fire practice.

  • @deadpoolfanboy3012
    @deadpoolfanboy3012 7 месяцев назад +12

    I am a non combat army vet who got out last year and at my civilian job a former Airforce MP coworker never went to the field or knew anything I was talking about when it came to field training. I was upset and confused and upset and baffled and still upset 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnathancarson8338
    @johnathancarson8338 5 месяцев назад +1

    NGL the sorting hat would've immediately knocked me out and told my superiors that I'm too stupid to be a military man

  • @ashleymcdaniel8243
    @ashleymcdaniel8243 6 месяцев назад +4

    lets talk about Nikkos talent with hitting the mic 8:14

  • @WEKM
    @WEKM 7 месяцев назад +2

    That navy singer...
    I doubt I'll ever emotionally recover from this. 😨

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 7 месяцев назад +30

    15:37 his fainting broke me 😂😂😂

  • @Mason_Ness
    @Mason_Ness 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Help I can’t undo this ish” got me rolling 😂

  • @darkicity
    @darkicity 7 месяцев назад +5

    I'm so gonna say "you're welcome citizen" and all i do is laundry in the army ahahah

  • @jeremycrossno5282
    @jeremycrossno5282 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg as soon. As I saw chair force hands in the pocket, I was like OOOHHHHHH.

  • @geoffgrigg381
    @geoffgrigg381 4 месяца назад +1

    The sorting hat would probably stick me in Marines because my friends use me to move all the heavy stuff they don’t want to like furnaces and stuff.

  • @rileyhudson1929
    @rileyhudson1929 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm naming my 1st child after you You're iconic

  • @bossdeltapollito
    @bossdeltapollito 4 месяца назад +1

    I would have been Air Force…. The moment I saw the F117 I was hooked

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 7 месяцев назад +3

    2:42 😭🤣 Just gotta release pressure now and then

  • @ethanguiting8582
    @ethanguiting8582 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yes Navy we have 2 dogs I think. Ike and Sage. Sage was on Deployment with us on the Ford😂

  • @JRV8083
    @JRV8083 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko, not all Air Force jobs are office jobs. Aircraft maintenance is not combat but damn it's not office work. Long hours on the flightline with little relief.

  • @MarcusBumgardner-d4e
    @MarcusBumgardner-d4e 3 месяца назад +1

    Not me at the EXACT SAME TIME.....DAMNNNN!!!!!

  • @theinsane4469
    @theinsane4469 6 месяцев назад +1

    So I chose CG, gunners mate specially.
    But I’m sure the Military Sorting Cover (MSC) would give me Army Medic.

  • @JS-fz8iu
    @JS-fz8iu 2 месяца назад

    As a POG, I love when people look at me crazy for wearing my fleece jacket UNDER my top. It's an INSULATING layer.

  • @basiasoltys3523
    @basiasoltys3523 7 месяцев назад +1

    Left left left 😂😂😂

  • @IronNugget42
    @IronNugget42 26 дней назад

    i regret pausing at 2:34 LMAOOOO

  • @dixon137
    @dixon137 Месяц назад +1

    fuck trusting people.. trust what you actually know

  • @spookieboi5118
    @spookieboi5118 19 дней назад

    You get them thin mints and be grateful

  • @Nomad_3040
    @Nomad_3040 6 месяцев назад

    The joke's on you, The Navy can put their hands in their pockets to now.

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 5 месяцев назад

    These never get old😮

  • @davudgoldberg747
    @davudgoldberg747 7 месяцев назад

    Marines 100% 😂 yesterday I done placed the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge

  • @JesusReyes-kh3hz
    @JesusReyes-kh3hz Месяц назад

    Buckets ,big cup , glasses or something that can hold water

  • @knutelindstrom3716
    @knutelindstrom3716 6 месяцев назад

    Mine would be Space Force! I like potatoes! LOL

  • @alihall2388
    @alihall2388 3 месяца назад

    My military sorting hat would pick air force because I’m part Lebanese 😂

  • @jonathanschiestle3362
    @jonathanschiestle3362 7 месяцев назад

    I can’t go 2 days without watching Niko Ortiz

  • @bubbajtheoutlaw
    @bubbajtheoutlaw 5 месяцев назад

    I would have laughed if someone tried landing a KC 135 in a Kroger parking lot

  • @hazahizabbanzabalawan3815
    @hazahizabbanzabalawan3815 6 месяцев назад

    Bro said "Help me"😂😂😂

  • @Alex-ry5ob
    @Alex-ry5ob 5 месяцев назад

    The fox didn't steel from dora but it thinks it will get away with a warning

  • @hollandadventures
    @hollandadventures 4 месяца назад

    Late to comment but I think the sorting hat would have said for Nikko "National Guard"

  • @corrupted_sniper8020
    @corrupted_sniper8020 7 месяцев назад

    Sorting hat would put me army or marines because im Mexican 😂

  • @Lyricalfan-qj5by
    @Lyricalfan-qj5by 3 месяца назад

    When I was little I would eat crayons, I think marines would suit me best

  • @Roundsideup
    @Roundsideup 7 дней назад

    Any hole
    “ breach and clear”

  • @jnorty0138
    @jnorty0138 3 месяца назад

    probably late to the party...but im ex-navy...i aint ever seen a dog flown out

  • @alicksgaming7259
    @alicksgaming7259 7 месяцев назад

    The hat would've sent me to the Marines or the Air Force.

  • @jolenemiller1
    @jolenemiller1 4 месяца назад

    You absolutely can get discharged for pregnancy AND you won't be deployed.

  • @quinlanswanson5229
    @quinlanswanson5229 7 месяцев назад

    For the sorting Military hat I think it'd pick Marines for me since I'm Autistic As Heck

  • @FLBuffalo
    @FLBuffalo 6 месяцев назад

    I'm a flordia man they either gunna throw me into coast guard or navy and I can't even swim

  • @Itallianmobboss
    @Itallianmobboss 6 месяцев назад

    USS Wasp has a moral canine

  • @idofps9709
    @idofps9709 5 месяцев назад

    Marines probably, oogabooga i guess for the hat

  • @danielilan6744
    @danielilan6744 7 месяцев назад

    my branch is low key the chair force even if id wanna be a tank driver

  • @D3m0nB10od
    @D3m0nB10od 3 месяца назад

    im italian and latin, if the hat doesnt place me in the army, it's not racist enough

  • @oscartrusty1855
    @oscartrusty1855 2 месяца назад

    Area beautification LETS F-in goooo

  • @Imminizoro
    @Imminizoro 2 месяца назад

    I be Coast Guard or Air Force if military has a sorting hat

  • @Genuinely_Pumped
    @Genuinely_Pumped 7 месяцев назад

    no we dont get no fuckin dog on the damn boat

  • @MTony-u9y
    @MTony-u9y 5 месяцев назад

    I’m a southern farm boy so I’d be a mechanic in the army

  • @jakubbures2269
    @jakubbures2269 6 месяцев назад

    the sorting hat would chose me a fucking meal tema six tbh

  • @albertaalternativenews-yyc7097
    @albertaalternativenews-yyc7097 6 месяцев назад

    I’m German/Italian 6”4 300lbs soo idk probably Marines

  • @sweet4257
    @sweet4257 5 месяцев назад

    She's an Israeli soldier. We have mandatory service for both female and male whose turn 18 for 2-3 years.She's quite average by the way 😅

  • @Genuinely_Pumped
    @Genuinely_Pumped 7 месяцев назад

    navy can do that now we can put our hands in our pockets

  • @testickles8834
    @testickles8834 Месяц назад

    EOD are gods among men.

  • @Ghost47518
    @Ghost47518 7 месяцев назад

    There's a game coming out most likely in the next month called Gray Zone warfare I think you would be really interested in it.

  • @WarWolfOne6969
    @WarWolfOne6969 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for you service😊

  • @Cloaker-dq9gi
    @Cloaker-dq9gi 6 месяцев назад

    if the military had a sorting hat id be navy or marines cause im gay af

  • @calypso_95
    @calypso_95 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:15 daymnnnn 😂

  • @Its-been-28-days
    @Its-been-28-days 7 месяцев назад

    Maybe try reacting to the Norwegian coast guard

  • @ThatoneguySkits
    @ThatoneguySkits 7 месяцев назад

    What did we learn from this video...Nikko is gau

  • @zionhedrington7125
    @zionhedrington7125 7 месяцев назад

    Coast guard, or either Air Force

  • @Noah_819
    @Noah_819 Месяц назад

    I have a question can you quit when you’re not deployed?

  • @adriannemckee843
    @adriannemckee843 6 месяцев назад

    I’m a basic white girl. Sorting Hat would choose Air Force for me.

  • @NotAKoenigsegg
    @NotAKoenigsegg 6 месяцев назад

    nah id be put in Coast Guard or Air Force

  • @DankDankPancake
    @DankDankPancake 5 месяцев назад

    Why does the fleece have Velcro for your name tag and rank if it’s not an outer garment?

  • @XArr0wX
    @XArr0wX 21 день назад

    4:57 my mom got out when she was pregnant with me...not before her bade was bombed in Iraq but-

  • @jacobcasmus1882
    @jacobcasmus1882 4 месяца назад

    Idk what the Sorting, hat would give me! Thats why I gotta wear the Hat and Find Out!
    Duhhh....

  • @EvixinitysAlt
    @EvixinitysAlt 3 месяца назад

    I’d like to think airforce or army but it would prolly be some bs like CG

  • @paulmcgrath2175
    @paulmcgrath2175 7 месяцев назад

    Probably space force for me😢

  • @orionbroccolini739
    @orionbroccolini739 3 месяца назад

    I actually have no idea which I would be

  • @thecreepycrawlycritterresc1903
    @thecreepycrawlycritterresc1903 24 дня назад

    Im filipino so still would have been in the navy

  • @princemejia
    @princemejia 7 дней назад

    Thank you for your taxes

  • @wilhelmbloodworth1057
    @wilhelmbloodworth1057 7 месяцев назад

    it would throw my dumbass in the marines >.

  • @montyhinton4971
    @montyhinton4971 5 месяцев назад

    Starship trooper

  • @shmakjr6375
    @shmakjr6375 3 месяца назад

    NAVY MY BOTH MY UNCLES ARE IN THE NAVY -_-

  • @GeordiTHDemorest
    @GeordiTHDemorest 14 дней назад

    Gun barrel launchers in family entertainment magical girl anime.

  • @johnmcgowan1623
    @johnmcgowan1623 2 месяца назад

    Mine would be marine corps bc I’m a dumbass Texan 🤣

  • @bling2332
    @bling2332 7 месяцев назад

    10:45 - whats my man asmongold doing in there :D

  • @argonunya6768
    @argonunya6768 6 месяцев назад

    Wait so NIKKO ADMITS TO BEING A MO, AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING?

  • @TheFizzlet
    @TheFizzlet 7 месяцев назад

    I would be the bag pipe branch

  • @waffleblitzkrieg1765
    @waffleblitzkrieg1765 7 месяцев назад

    im autistic and love fixing computers the airforce getting my ass

  • @stefanskendi5522
    @stefanskendi5522 6 месяцев назад

    Idk what branch I would be with the helmet I’m part Iraq so probably Taliban?

  • @IsaacJones-ju9co
    @IsaacJones-ju9co 4 месяца назад

    I would want to go to the army, but the sorting hat I’m pretty sure it be marines because well, Crans 16:40

  • @CCandSMUDGE
    @CCandSMUDGE 7 месяцев назад +79

    The sorting hat would immediately put me in the Airforce, the only thing I’m good at is sitting and pretending to do something productive.

    • @Dondingo4
      @Dondingo4 5 месяцев назад +9

      Sounds like you're a better fit for infantry then.

    • @CCandSMUDGE
      @CCandSMUDGE 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dondingo4 lol

    • @karrimgyver
      @karrimgyver 2 дня назад

      @@Dondingo4 How so?

  • @AkodoKusamoto
    @AkodoKusamoto 7 месяцев назад +363

    As the big, angry, engineering-brained German, I'd totally get sorted into the Chair Force and forced to fix all the planes I want to fly because I'M 6'3" AND WON'T FIT IN ANYTHING COOL.

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +24

      Rough 😅

    • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
      @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 7 месяцев назад +16

      I saw some pretty tall A-10 pilots..But Hey, you Can get too old to be a Pilot, Mechanics are FOREVER!

    • @TimmysHR
      @TimmysHR 7 месяцев назад

      You would be working on MK Ultra part two just like the last NAZI engineers we brought over.
      Sorry I meant German. 😂😂

    • @killianlile173
      @killianlile173 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Yeah height isn't as bad nowadays, but when my uncle was drafted during Vietnam he wanted to be a carrier pilot. He's 6'4 so he got rejected, he was told he could be a heli pilot (apparently the Huey cockpit is fairly large) but he didn't want to do that.

    • @RenownHavoc
      @RenownHavoc 7 месяцев назад +2

      I would probably go with this guy

  • @11BeezDD214
    @11BeezDD214 7 месяцев назад +32

    There's gay and there's infantry gay

  • @TheBibliophileFiles
    @TheBibliophileFiles 7 месяцев назад +238

    "If I don't act on my thirst..."
    My dude, then you're dehydrated! 😂

  • @Michael-n1d7n
    @Michael-n1d7n 7 месяцев назад +122

    No joke, my brother and I are both vets. he was Navy and I an Army grunt. Both are disabled and we got to thinking how funny it would be to see a Space Force space cadet walking in to the DAV to file a claim for disability. Well speak it into reality and it will come true. My brother was there to sign some paperwork and sure as shit, one came in and all the vets that were there was biting their tongues when they found out he was filing for carpel tunnel.

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 7 месяцев назад +9

      Gotta respect the grind

    • @Dondingo4
      @Dondingo4 5 месяцев назад +6

      Don't hate the player, hate the game.

  • @jesussampedro467
    @jesussampedro467 7 месяцев назад +554

    maby im a little gay got me 😂😂

  • @Anthony-vq1wn
    @Anthony-vq1wn 7 месяцев назад +195

    😂 Nikko really kicking out the closet door in this one.🤣

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +8

      He did 😂

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 7 месяцев назад +7

      Gay, straight, or lying.🤪

    • @danmanning4129
      @danmanning4129 4 месяца назад

      @@Dinosaurchickin Don't ask don't tell

    • @smeissner328
      @smeissner328 3 месяца назад

      @@danmanning4129 My brother's best friend in high school enlisted in the Navy. When people would ask about their plans after graduating, he'd tell them he was joining the Navy and then he and my brother would lean in close. One would say "don't ask" and the other would say "don't tell."

  • @tamarackgaming
    @tamarackgaming 5 месяцев назад +19

    You never knew that Nikko? I retired in 2004 and yeah. We had animals coming around all the time. Dogs were big, also cats. Ferrets and rabbits were there as well. They say danger noodles are snakes, nope. They are ferrets, made quite a few Marines, including me, kinda' happy.

  • @vfdavis42
    @vfdavis42 7 месяцев назад +130

    Every Marine is a rifleman. Also every Marine is a janitor. Ooh rah!!!

    • @danmanning4129
      @danmanning4129 4 месяца назад +2

      WE PAINT ROCKS TOOO!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!!!

    • @vfdavis42
      @vfdavis42 4 месяца назад +1

      Both sides

    • @Project_31
      @Project_31 3 месяца назад

      03 gardener is our b-billet

  • @supersnipe0351
    @supersnipe0351 6 месяцев назад +27

    1:16 "I cant not undo this shit.. Help me plEase" got me dyin

  • @Topflightgp
    @Topflightgp 7 месяцев назад +95

    The head cocking and “Woooo” that would make Ric Flair proud was gold

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +3

      For reeeal

    • @kristinwojtowich8902
      @kristinwojtowich8902 7 месяцев назад +1

      I cocked my head at the same moment during that one 😅 Didn't say whoo though, was more like "holy shit!" 😂😂

    • @Topflightgp
      @Topflightgp 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristinwojtowich8902 I'm not one to follow trends, but I definitely yelled "GYAAAD" a lot louder than I should have seeing as my wife was around

  • @mrkage4967
    @mrkage4967 7 месяцев назад +38

    Military sorting hat: are you Italian?
    Me: yes
    Military sorting hat: TRAITOR!!!

  • @get_strawed
    @get_strawed 7 месяцев назад +50

    my dad was an FMF Corpsman and I’m 100% certain he was gay behind his wife’s (my mom’s) back when he was deployed to camp lejeune. he said he would’ve rather drank piss than that water btw

    • @bobohm21
      @bobohm21 7 месяцев назад +5

      What if the piss came from somebody who was drinking Lejeune water? That would be doubling down on the nasty.

    • @get_strawed
      @get_strawed 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@bobohm21either way, someone would be getting hospitalized. that was a good spin, though.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@bobohm21D:

  • @SkywalkerPMs
    @SkywalkerPMs 7 месяцев назад +38

    I was Airborne for 12 years. Im 56 now, and everything hurts. Hey, but I got that jump pay beer $!

  • @8sp3ct
    @8sp3ct 7 месяцев назад +26

    Nikko ain't gay, hes just.. Different