Military TikTok Fails... Part 12
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
"Go home marines"
"IM F**KING TRYING!" 😂😂😂😂
That killed me
Same 😂
time stamp?
@@captain_seagull69 8:58
Same😂
Nikko going all "Hulk ANGRY!" on the Air Force girl putting her hands in her pockets slayed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fox stealing stuff
The saw gunner: more fire practice.
I am a non combat army vet who got out last year and at my civilian job a former Airforce MP coworker never went to the field or knew anything I was talking about when it came to field training. I was upset and confused and upset and baffled and still upset 😂😂😂😂
NGL the sorting hat would've immediately knocked me out and told my superiors that I'm too stupid to be a military man
lets talk about Nikkos talent with hitting the mic 8:14
That navy singer...
I doubt I'll ever emotionally recover from this. 😨
15:37 his fainting broke me 😂😂😂
“Help I can’t undo this ish” got me rolling 😂
I'm so gonna say "you're welcome citizen" and all i do is laundry in the army ahahah
Omg as soon. As I saw chair force hands in the pocket, I was like OOOHHHHHH.
The sorting hat would probably stick me in Marines because my friends use me to move all the heavy stuff they don’t want to like furnaces and stuff.
I'm naming my 1st child after you You're iconic
I would have been Air Force…. The moment I saw the F117 I was hooked
2:42 😭🤣 Just gotta release pressure now and then
Yes Navy we have 2 dogs I think. Ike and Sage. Sage was on Deployment with us on the Ford😂
Nikko, not all Air Force jobs are office jobs. Aircraft maintenance is not combat but damn it's not office work. Long hours on the flightline with little relief.
Not me at the EXACT SAME TIME.....DAMNNNN!!!!!
So I chose CG, gunners mate specially.
But I’m sure the Military Sorting Cover (MSC) would give me Army Medic.
As a POG, I love when people look at me crazy for wearing my fleece jacket UNDER my top. It's an INSULATING layer.
Left left left 😂😂😂
i regret pausing at 2:34 LMAOOOO
fuck trusting people.. trust what you actually know
You get them thin mints and be grateful
The joke's on you, The Navy can put their hands in their pockets to now.
These never get old😮
Marines 100% 😂 yesterday I done placed the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge
Buckets ,big cup , glasses or something that can hold water
Mine would be Space Force! I like potatoes! LOL
My military sorting hat would pick air force because I’m part Lebanese 😂
I can’t go 2 days without watching Niko Ortiz
I would have laughed if someone tried landing a KC 135 in a Kroger parking lot
Bro said "Help me"😂😂😂
The fox didn't steel from dora but it thinks it will get away with a warning
Late to comment but I think the sorting hat would have said for Nikko "National Guard"
Sorting hat would put me army or marines because im Mexican 😂
When I was little I would eat crayons, I think marines would suit me best
Any hole
“ breach and clear”
probably late to the party...but im ex-navy...i aint ever seen a dog flown out
The hat would've sent me to the Marines or the Air Force.
You absolutely can get discharged for pregnancy AND you won't be deployed.
For the sorting Military hat I think it'd pick Marines for me since I'm Autistic As Heck
I'm a flordia man they either gunna throw me into coast guard or navy and I can't even swim
USS Wasp has a moral canine
Marines probably, oogabooga i guess for the hat
my branch is low key the chair force even if id wanna be a tank driver
im italian and latin, if the hat doesnt place me in the army, it's not racist enough
Area beautification LETS F-in goooo
I be Coast Guard or Air Force if military has a sorting hat
no we dont get no fuckin dog on the damn boat
I’m a southern farm boy so I’d be a mechanic in the army
the sorting hat would chose me a fucking meal tema six tbh
I’m German/Italian 6”4 300lbs soo idk probably Marines
She's an Israeli soldier. We have mandatory service for both female and male whose turn 18 for 2-3 years.She's quite average by the way 😅
navy can do that now we can put our hands in our pockets
EOD are gods among men.
There's a game coming out most likely in the next month called Gray Zone warfare I think you would be really interested in it.
Thank you for you service😊
if the military had a sorting hat id be navy or marines cause im gay af
5:15 daymnnnn 😂
Maybe try reacting to the Norwegian coast guard
What did we learn from this video...Nikko is gau
Coast guard, or either Air Force
I have a question can you quit when you’re not deployed?
I’m a basic white girl. Sorting Hat would choose Air Force for me.
nah id be put in Coast Guard or Air Force
Why does the fleece have Velcro for your name tag and rank if it’s not an outer garment?
4:57 my mom got out when she was pregnant with me...not before her bade was bombed in Iraq but-
Idk what the Sorting, hat would give me! Thats why I gotta wear the Hat and Find Out!
Duhhh....
I’d like to think airforce or army but it would prolly be some bs like CG
Probably space force for me😢
I actually have no idea which I would be
Im filipino so still would have been in the navy
Thank you for your taxes
it would throw my dumbass in the marines >.
Starship trooper
NAVY MY BOTH MY UNCLES ARE IN THE NAVY -_-
Gun barrel launchers in family entertainment magical girl anime.
Mine would be marine corps bc I’m a dumbass Texan 🤣
10:45 - whats my man asmongold doing in there :D
Wait so NIKKO ADMITS TO BEING A MO, AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING?
I would be the bag pipe branch
im autistic and love fixing computers the airforce getting my ass
Idk what branch I would be with the helmet I’m part Iraq so probably Taliban?
I would want to go to the army, but the sorting hat I’m pretty sure it be marines because well, Crans 16:40
The sorting hat would immediately put me in the Airforce, the only thing I’m good at is sitting and pretending to do something productive.
Sounds like you're a better fit for infantry then.
@@Dondingo4 lol
@@Dondingo4 How so?
As the big, angry, engineering-brained German, I'd totally get sorted into the Chair Force and forced to fix all the planes I want to fly because I'M 6'3" AND WON'T FIT IN ANYTHING COOL.
Rough 😅
I saw some pretty tall A-10 pilots..But Hey, you Can get too old to be a Pilot, Mechanics are FOREVER!
You would be working on MK Ultra part two just like the last NAZI engineers we brought over.
Sorry I meant German. 😂😂
@@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Yeah height isn't as bad nowadays, but when my uncle was drafted during Vietnam he wanted to be a carrier pilot. He's 6'4 so he got rejected, he was told he could be a heli pilot (apparently the Huey cockpit is fairly large) but he didn't want to do that.
I would probably go with this guy
There's gay and there's infantry gay
"If I don't act on my thirst..."
My dude, then you're dehydrated! 😂
No joke, my brother and I are both vets. he was Navy and I an Army grunt. Both are disabled and we got to thinking how funny it would be to see a Space Force space cadet walking in to the DAV to file a claim for disability. Well speak it into reality and it will come true. My brother was there to sign some paperwork and sure as shit, one came in and all the vets that were there was biting their tongues when they found out he was filing for carpel tunnel.
Gotta respect the grind
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
maby im a little gay got me 😂😂
Maybe 😅
Hey you do you
Fosho frfr
😂😂😂
Maybe
😂 Nikko really kicking out the closet door in this one.🤣
He did 😂
Gay, straight, or lying.🤪
@@Dinosaurchickin Don't ask don't tell
@@danmanning4129 My brother's best friend in high school enlisted in the Navy. When people would ask about their plans after graduating, he'd tell them he was joining the Navy and then he and my brother would lean in close. One would say "don't ask" and the other would say "don't tell."
You never knew that Nikko? I retired in 2004 and yeah. We had animals coming around all the time. Dogs were big, also cats. Ferrets and rabbits were there as well. They say danger noodles are snakes, nope. They are ferrets, made quite a few Marines, including me, kinda' happy.
Every Marine is a rifleman. Also every Marine is a janitor. Ooh rah!!!
WE PAINT ROCKS TOOO!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!!!
Both sides
03 gardener is our b-billet
1:16 "I cant not undo this shit.. Help me plEase" got me dyin
Weeeeeee...😂
The head cocking and “Woooo” that would make Ric Flair proud was gold
For reeeal
I cocked my head at the same moment during that one 😅 Didn't say whoo though, was more like "holy shit!" 😂😂
@@kristinwojtowich8902 I'm not one to follow trends, but I definitely yelled "GYAAAD" a lot louder than I should have seeing as my wife was around
Military sorting hat: are you Italian?
Me: yes
Military sorting hat: TRAITOR!!!
I'm italian too lol...
my dad was an FMF Corpsman and I’m 100% certain he was gay behind his wife’s (my mom’s) back when he was deployed to camp lejeune. he said he would’ve rather drank piss than that water btw
What if the piss came from somebody who was drinking Lejeune water? That would be doubling down on the nasty.
@@bobohm21either way, someone would be getting hospitalized. that was a good spin, though.
@@bobohm21D:
I was Airborne for 12 years. Im 56 now, and everything hurts. Hey, but I got that jump pay beer $!
how much did u make per jump?
Nikko ain't gay, hes just.. Different