Military TikTok Fails... Part 13
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
Im gonna ask my crush out
@@youkilledma1211good luck
@@youkilledma1211I did that. Turns out he’s dating a Mexican
@@Yourlocalbarrelracer O
@@youkilledma1211 yeah….
"Stay focused niko" had me dying
I TRY SO HARD!!
...and got so far@@nikkoortiz
Well technically he was staying focused, just not with right thing. But hey, we all got those moments 😂
Telling Nikko to focus is like trying to sweep the ocean back with a broom. 💙
real
…I can do it
@@nikkoortiz 9:17 why does the dudes hands look like salami, with too many fat spots ?
Using a plunger while flushing!
That “female” soldier’s last name being Johnson threw me. Talk about giving away the truth.
damn fr
I hate having the last name Johnson! It’s my married name! 2nd most popular last name in the states!
Damn you beat me to it!😂
That's what I was saying , ironic af.
0:52 I can’t keep defending you Niko 😭🤣
I was pushing my AirPod back in my ear and I accidentally paused the video at 2:07… thanks for the wonderful sight that I saw Nikko
My ship onesie... that shit actually made my ass poppin. Will never forget when I was in line for chow and someone said "Damn, doc... didn't know you worked in construction with that dumptruck ass." Thanks bro. Its them hatches.
My wife and I did a proxy wedding when we were stationed in Korea, so it wasn't technically a barracks wedding, but we were in the barracks when we got married. 😂😂
I feel bad for all the abuse nikko put the microphone though😂😂😂
Nikko i life in South African I watch videos you are so cool love you
The way he said comafloj then he said damn
Millitary uploads again let’s goo
I know a guy that ended up marrying the barracks bunny whilst having 2 kids at home 🤣🤣
im at the barracks where that smoke pit wedding happened rn
@nikkoortiz that coast guard ship you put in the video is the ship I’m on it’s CGC JAMES 😂
Dont ever stop doing these!
3:20 look to the right there’s a shadow
Your videos save me from going crazy at work😭
Beyond great video
Camera quality improved. Doesnt loom grainy
And then you wonder why we got SHARP😂😂
You thought I wouldn’t show up didn’t you? ;)
Yo I worked on that base in the helicopter one
This is the C.I.A. nikko you are under arrest for having a to many guns in your room and being gay
YOU CAN TAKE MY GUNS…but like that’s it…HERE TAKE THE GUNS
I would have loved coast guard, but they are harder to join than the airforce, only for the simple reason that they only send like 1 person to M.E.P.S ever year or some shit like that. Then army got my ass cause I'm to stupid for airforce.
Funny
Nikko do the pinata with the military.
yes please
Hey Nikko do you stream on Rumble at all? Would you ever consider jt?
Maybe I just need to do more research on rumble! What do you think?
@@nikkoortiz You'd be a hit over there for sure. I truly believe it'd be well worth your time, just to even upload over there. You wouldn't have to censor yourself near as heavy either which is huge. Your comedic value and style would be excellent over there my man. I hope to see you over there.
here before 1hour yooo. its a good day(night) for me XD
How to lose viewers to Helldivers 2:
1:39
Last dude wasn't in the Army lmao look at his uniform. That ain't standard issue or in regs lmfao
we must stay focused brothas we MUST stay focused
Giggity
Brooooooo….
That last dude made my head hurt.
You now have butt cancer
why did i laugh at this am i that stupid@@nikkoortiz
No need for inclusiveness in the military ffs
@@nikkoortizthe most you comment ever 😂😂😂
NGL that last one dropped my IQ a bit. FR. Privates say the darndist things 🤣
That’s my we need private domestic violence…strictly for learning purposes 😂
@@nikkoortiz I had a stroke reading that
I❤ nikko(I liked my own comment)
So much love!
I liked your comment to 🥹
@@nikkoortiz sup pookie
@@nikkoortizhi nikko remember me you prob dont when you where playing hell let loose and i asked you to play cod.
We all love nikko he’s fucking amazing
How do these fails keep getting crazier 😅
Military fails all day!!
Nikko your videos are so good you have to comment to. 😂. I ❤️ your videos.
Beats me, but they make the internet more fun though.
"did he just finger the dirt" got me dying
Aye he did tho HE DID THO!!
@@nikkoortiz he really did that making me want to join the army but with the new fat camp I don't want to rely on someone that had to make them workout
Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
Does the Navy really fly dogs in for Mental Health?
forgot to delete this one
What happened to “don’t ask don’t tell” can we bring that back? The military is supposed to make you a group that works together not a stand out individual.
Can we just not let them in. Let's be honest here equality aside men are made differently. Those people are not men I don't want them to have my six cause I want to live. some are made to deal with trauma some are trauma.
Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor! Great job!💙
Where would we be without him 🥹
@@nikkoortizProbably hungover and sleeping in a van down by Eli's house.
1:55 I like how both me and Nikko were shocked that it was a girl and not a guy 🤣 I had to pause to just take that in for a moment.
Nice
Bro my Dad was in the Marine Corps in the 80s and when I missed ANY one spot on whatever I was working on whether that be cause I got in trouble or chores I’d have to do it all over again 😂
Definatly father marine behavior 😂
Nikko is ADHD in a nutshell fr🤣
The room inspection videos are the funniest! 🤣
Foreal😂 you just know they gonna fail
@@nikkoortiz My dad’s an ex-Air Force staff sergeant. 🤣
I hear you need an editor is that true?
3:25 I know it is oldschool, but isnt it the proper way to arm a mortar shell? xD
Nikko knows what be going on in the military 😂
In the military we all just a bunch of low key freaks and psychopaths
@@nikkoortiz let me in 🫡😂
@@nikkoortiz and homiesexual guys
3:16 We just gonna ignore the shadow man in the background?
If I had a shot every time Nikko gets thirsty, I'll ascend to the drunk dimension
Love the vids❤ keep up the amazing work!
No dudegirls
7:35 PASS!
💀😂
Lol that "Step Sgt" had me in stitches.
5:48 - As a CWO, I laughed so fucking hard.
I love Nikos reactions I will watch 20 videos at a time makes my day❤❤
i am blind and deaf
12:30 the BCGs say it all
that one dudes glasses are wider than his fucking head
0:21 Stay focused what?🤨
Nothing NOTHING I swear it’s NOTHING
@@nikkoortiz CANCELED
It’s always a good day when Nikko post
When i was in the coast guard it was fun doing patrols . We would be flashed all the time . We couldnt have any reaction beaides maybe a wave or if we had a cool boarding crew we would use that as a reason to doing a safety check and check to make sure they had their "floatation" device onboard 😂😂
Nikko makes everyone’s day better ❤😂. The helicopter was a drone
The only time Kuwait was a deployment was 1990-1991 😂
Love your videos Nikko keep up the good work man!
I’m tryin! What other military reactions should we do?
Love this series!
I’m dating a chick I met online I’m waiting for marriage and so is she. It’s all gon be Gucci
The way Nikko said "hellecockter"
7:45 aye bro you got some makeup in your beard
All that bold talk with the bcgs
NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY
That Humvee is like Jwolfe walking through the parking garage
Lmao, facts!💙
@@msgoblue71 it’s all I could see in that clip 😂
@@Sassy3825 you're not wrong! Lol. Nothing but love for JWolfe💙
8:11 I married a military dude, but I was a military girl. Offsetting penalties, 1st down.
kuwait is just the transition to deployment...
just a nice lil vacation b4 shit hits the fan
Lol
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts 😩
Great vis
Nah a genuine question., does Nikko secretly have a Grindr account?
I live for these military fail videos 😂
I would argue that Camp Buehring Kuwait is a deployment. Camp Arifjan is just a shitty "regular" base.
BUT THEY HAVE BASKIN ROBINS OKAY!
I was Air Force, Buehring was like a super deployment, lol. I do miss the bingo though, that shit went hard. @nikkoortiz
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
I gotchu with the funny fails!
@@nikkoortiz thank you, Nikko. 😂
I was having a shitty day till I saw this you made my day nikko we love you dude stay awesome and healthy!
11:54 From this day forward, all school mascots are now To be considered Or assumed to be furries.😂😂😂
Going into MCRD Paris Island in a few much learned a-lot from Nikko on his yt channel and his podcast here’s thanking you for your content Nikko.
Niko I know your probably not gonna see this but I love you so much and I’m joining the military when I finish school and your a big inspiration keep this shit up king love from NY 🗽💫💙
RIGHT AFTER THE FLIGHT SUIT COMMENT ON BOOTY AN AD POPPED UP AND WAS LIKE WHOR HEY LOL ALLING NIKKO OUTTTTT
They booty blockin hell no!
@@nikkoortiz just found it funny at the time lolol
Bro Nikko is hilarious. I wonder how drunk he is!! Jkjkjk 😅😅😂😂😂
Is crack an alcohol?
@@nikkoortiz In my book yes
Clearly I’m in the wrong state, where are the military men who wants to f and leave??
Every single base to ever exist in history, time, and space
“8 precious metals on this planet and you choose lead” goes SO hard bro
Why do I feel like Nikko has been doing RUclips since like 2015 when it’s literally only been a few years hahaha
Because we all best friend vibes😎
Chop Choo in the thumbnail is crazy 😂 (but true lol)
Lmfaooo 😂
11:20 bro is using Breaker Style
What is up nikko! Epic assault rifle
7:23 How do I feel about it?.... eh looks close enough.
I ❤ your video Niko😂😂
Bro you just made my day.
Nikko.... Navy or Army? which would you pick for the bes rates?
I ain’t worried about the rates I’m worried about the 4 years of suffering! Lol
im pretty sure kuwait was a real deployment, say around 1991.. just saying.
You right!!