Military TikTok Fails... Part 13

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +249

    Females - What do you call your jack shacks?

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 10 месяцев назад +202

    That last dude made my head hurt.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +54

      You now have butt cancer

    • @giantdark2723
      @giantdark2723 9 месяцев назад +2

      why did i laugh at this am i that stupid@@nikkoortiz

    • @KyaliFloofDerg
      @KyaliFloofDerg 9 месяцев назад +5

      No need for inclusiveness in the military ffs

    • @jacksonmcdonald4098
      @jacksonmcdonald4098 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nikkoortizthe most you comment ever 😂😂😂

    • @philjames3163
      @philjames3163 Месяц назад

      How did you know?!

  • @JonahSmithGuitar
    @JonahSmithGuitar 10 месяцев назад +184

    "Stay focused niko" had me dying

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +33

      I TRY SO HARD!!

    • @txexsquid
      @txexsquid 10 месяцев назад

      ...and got so far@@nikkoortiz

    • @CryptidGirlNextDoor
      @CryptidGirlNextDoor 10 месяцев назад +1

      Well technically he was staying focused, just not with right thing. But hey, we all got those moments 😂

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 10 месяцев назад +265

    Telling Nikko to focus is like trying to sweep the ocean back with a broom. 💙

    • @Ch4rlie_Here
      @Ch4rlie_Here 10 месяцев назад +8

      real

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +65

      …I can do it

    • @Hi-how-are-you-today.
      @Hi-how-are-you-today. 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@nikkoortiz 9:17 why does the dudes hands look like salami, with too many fat spots ?

    • @ryanpro8611
      @ryanpro8611 10 месяцев назад +3

      Using a plunger while flushing!

  • @Go2scout
    @Go2scout 10 месяцев назад +90

    NGL that last one dropped my IQ a bit. FR. Privates say the darndist things 🤣

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +32

      That’s my we need private domestic violence…strictly for learning purposes 😂

    • @uscg_grace
      @uscg_grace 3 месяца назад

      @@nikkoortiz I had a stroke reading that

  • @3008-jx8rh
    @3008-jx8rh 10 месяцев назад +68

    "did he just finger the dirt" got me dying

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +10

      Aye he did tho HE DID THO!!

    • @gamekhight4793
      @gamekhight4793 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz he really did that making me want to join the army but with the new fat camp I don't want to rely on someone that had to make them workout

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 10 месяцев назад +38

    How do these fails keep getting crazier 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +7

      Military fails all day!!

    • @TributesCarlson-im4be
      @TributesCarlson-im4be 10 месяцев назад +2

      Nikko your videos are so good you have to comment to. 😂. I ❤️ your videos.

    • @CryptidGirlNextDoor
      @CryptidGirlNextDoor 10 месяцев назад +2

      Beats me, but they make the internet more fun though.

  • @tiktikboom2371
    @tiktikboom2371 10 месяцев назад +12

    Lol that "Step Sgt" had me in stitches.

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 10 месяцев назад +46

    Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor! Great job!💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +9

      Where would we be without him 🥹

    • @Iron_Road
      @Iron_Road 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@nikkoortizProbably hungover and sleeping in a van down by Eli's house.

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 10 месяцев назад +27

    1:55 I like how both me and Nikko were shocked that it was a girl and not a guy 🤣 I had to pause to just take that in for a moment.

  • @SergioBecerraII
    @SergioBecerraII 10 месяцев назад +23

    The room inspection videos are the funniest! 🤣

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +7

      Foreal😂 you just know they gonna fail

    • @SergioBecerraII
      @SergioBecerraII 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz My dad’s an ex-Air Force staff sergeant. 🤣

  • @GabbeBorgir
    @GabbeBorgir 6 месяцев назад +5

    Nikko is ADHD in a nutshell fr🤣

  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +20

    Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
    Does the Navy really fly dogs in for Mental Health?

  • @bregantobin877
    @bregantobin877 4 месяца назад +4

    The way Nikko said "hellecockter"

  • @izanagi5198
    @izanagi5198 10 месяцев назад +7

    If I had a shot every time Nikko gets thirsty, I'll ascend to the drunk dimension

  • @datoki7589
    @datoki7589 10 месяцев назад +10

    Love this series!

  • @masonwillis819
    @masonwillis819 10 месяцев назад +7

    It’s always a good day when Nikko post

  • @lukejohnson08
    @lukejohnson08 10 месяцев назад +8

    0:52 I can’t keep defending you Niko 😭🤣

  • @SLUSHYTHUSHY
    @SLUSHYTHUSHY 10 месяцев назад +19

    Nikko knows what be going on in the military 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +14

      In the military we all just a bunch of low key freaks and psychopaths

    • @SLUSHYTHUSHY
      @SLUSHYTHUSHY 10 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz let me in 🫡😂

    • @Last667
      @Last667 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz and homiesexual guys

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 10 месяцев назад +14

    Bro my Dad was in the Marine Corps in the 80s and when I missed ANY one spot on whatever I was working on whether that be cause I got in trouble or chores I’d have to do it all over again 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +9

      Definatly father marine behavior 😂

  • @strwrz1
    @strwrz1 10 месяцев назад +79

    That “female” soldier’s last name being Johnson threw me. Talk about giving away the truth.

    • @Mr.Meadiocre
      @Mr.Meadiocre 10 месяцев назад +2

      damn fr

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 10 месяцев назад

      I hate having the last name Johnson! It’s my married name! 2nd most popular last name in the states!

    • @notorioustori
      @notorioustori 10 месяцев назад

      Damn you beat me to it!😂

    • @xELH0B0L0C0x
      @xELH0B0L0C0x 10 месяцев назад

      That's what I was saying , ironic af.

  • @samuraijokester9907
    @samuraijokester9907 9 месяцев назад +9

    “8 precious metals on this planet and you choose lead” goes SO hard bro

  • @christinfore-lf2od
    @christinfore-lf2od 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love Nikos reactions I will watch 20 videos at a time makes my day❤❤

  • @sladepope-jk8uv
    @sladepope-jk8uv 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was pushing my AirPod back in my ear and I accidentally paused the video at 2:07… thanks for the wonderful sight that I saw Nikko

  • @joshrado765
    @joshrado765 10 месяцев назад +4

    I live for these military fail videos 😂

  • @Sassy3825
    @Sassy3825 10 месяцев назад +8

    That Humvee is like Jwolfe walking through the parking garage

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao, facts!💙

    • @Sassy3825
      @Sassy3825 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@msgoblue71 it’s all I could see in that clip 😂

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sassy3825 you're not wrong! Lol. Nothing but love for JWolfe💙

  • @Baylor-07
    @Baylor-07 10 месяцев назад +4

    Nikko makes everyone’s day better ❤😂. The helicopter was a drone

  • @world--Star
    @world--Star 10 месяцев назад +4

    You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts 😩

  • @Triablespyy
    @Triablespyy 10 месяцев назад +5

    Love your videos Nikko keep up the good work man!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад +2

      I’m tryin! What other military reactions should we do?

  • @Ghoul_666ig
    @Ghoul_666ig 10 месяцев назад +2

    I was having a shitty day till I saw this you made my day nikko we love you dude stay awesome and healthy!

  • @AdminGaming-Official
    @AdminGaming-Official 10 месяцев назад +9

    Love the vids❤ keep up the amazing work!

  • @Bob_stoneCIA
    @Bob_stoneCIA 6 месяцев назад +2

    All that bold talk with the bcgs

  • @BrynlieParslow
    @BrynlieParslow Месяц назад

    “She wants me so bad” I dying bro 😂

  • @onepunchndown
    @onepunchndown 7 месяцев назад +3

    12:30 the BCGs say it all

  • @newageroidrage2442
    @newageroidrage2442 10 месяцев назад

    Nikko out here trying to clap all the cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂 has me dead bruh

  • @DailydoseofRobloxgameplay
    @DailydoseofRobloxgameplay 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bro you just made my day.

  • @K0tt0n
    @K0tt0n 4 месяца назад

    Yeah, the last guy can get bent 😂GROW UP, love your vids

  • @IAMADREAMER2007
    @IAMADREAMER2007 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bro Nikko is hilarious. I wonder how drunk he is!! Jkjkjk 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 10 месяцев назад +4

    Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂

  • @Astrionix
    @Astrionix 10 месяцев назад +1

    Best youtuber out there 💯

  • @DRNOW-td5nz
    @DRNOW-td5nz Месяц назад

    Homie is looking down the tube just disassociating like fuckkk 3 more years

  • @samuelpancake4084
    @samuelpancake4084 10 месяцев назад +2

    When i was in the coast guard it was fun doing patrols . We would be flashed all the time . We couldnt have any reaction beaides maybe a wave or if we had a cool boarding crew we would use that as a reason to doing a safety check and check to make sure they had their "floatation" device onboard 😂😂

  • @carleyacker
    @carleyacker 3 месяца назад

    My ship onesie... that shit actually made my ass poppin. Will never forget when I was in line for chow and someone said "Damn, doc... didn't know you worked in construction with that dumptruck ass." Thanks bro. Its them hatches.

  • @gabe_diaz
    @gabe_diaz 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why do I feel like Nikko has been doing RUclips since like 2015 when it’s literally only been a few years hahaha

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад

      Because we all best friend vibes😎

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 10 месяцев назад +2

    Chop Choo in the thumbnail is crazy 😂 (but true lol)

  • @evolvedego673
    @evolvedego673 10 месяцев назад

    Also that soldier gave the death stare to that mortar “I swear to god if you don’t send that mortar, it’s OVER”. Mortar has no chance

  • @Littlelegowoods
    @Littlelegowoods 9 месяцев назад

    Bro, I’ve been subscribed to you now for like two years, and you never seem to fale to make me laugh

  • @asiaizuku7935
    @asiaizuku7935 10 месяцев назад

    Nikko cures my boredom and I love it 🤣

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne 10 месяцев назад

    Nikko, you bring the laughs every time you post! ♥️♥️

  • @dradamov
    @dradamov 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:25 I know it is oldschool, but isnt it the proper way to arm a mortar shell? xD

  • @Coolboy87yt
    @Coolboy87yt 2 месяца назад

    I fell asleep with my phone in hand listening to this, I haven't slept in days thank you

  • @kays3599
    @kays3599 9 месяцев назад

    lol how do you not lose your voice from all he screaming!? lol 😂

  • @SagarDebbarma-os4zo
    @SagarDebbarma-os4zo 8 месяцев назад +1

    I ❤ your video Niko😂😂

  • @QuentinLogue-c3s
    @QuentinLogue-c3s Месяц назад +2

    It lasted 2 weeks Man 2 weeks only

  • @XxToy_SolderxX
    @XxToy_SolderxX 9 месяцев назад +1

    kuwait is just the transition to deployment...
    just a nice lil vacation b4 shit hits the fan

  • @Hiddenthrone
    @Hiddenthrone 10 месяцев назад +1

    Millitary uploads again let’s goo

  • @xdfraggs
    @xdfraggs 8 месяцев назад

    The fridge/freezer lining used to get me. 1SG locked in on that spot and the BR exhaust fan lolll.

  • @vikkigoodwin6461
    @vikkigoodwin6461 10 месяцев назад

    Nikko you are THE BEST military youtuber no questions ask

  • @johnnew_22
    @johnnew_22 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like your videos, nikko ❤

  • @elliot8522
    @elliot8522 9 месяцев назад

    Dont ever stop doing these!

  • @KINGPIN_k14
    @KINGPIN_k14 9 месяцев назад

    Mortar man yelling hail satan before dropping the round 😂😂😂😂

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine 10 месяцев назад +3

    The only time Kuwait was a deployment was 1990-1991 😂

  • @ehh622
    @ehh622 10 месяцев назад

    STAY. FOCUSED. NIKKO.

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 10 месяцев назад +6

    What happened to “don’t ask don’t tell” can we bring that back? The military is supposed to make you a group that works together not a stand out individual.

    • @evilaslavaticus8535
      @evilaslavaticus8535 6 месяцев назад

      Can we just not let them in. Let's be honest here equality aside men are made differently. Those people are not men I don't want them to have my six cause I want to live. some are made to deal with trauma some are trauma.

  • @evolvedego673
    @evolvedego673 10 месяцев назад

    We need a series where Nikko goes over Classified Leaks on War Thunder. 😂

  • @Bennett-r8b
    @Bennett-r8b 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dudeeee I found this right after school, best thing ever

  • @rickforespring4834
    @rickforespring4834 Месяц назад +1

    i dunno what they're putting in your food these days, but if i had to do the dyin' cockroach dancing i'd have to say pull the pin, let's see whats on the other side.

  • @jacobjordan4357
    @jacobjordan4357 10 месяцев назад +1

    Going into MCRD Paris Island in a few much learned a-lot from Nikko on his yt channel and his podcast here’s thanking you for your content Nikko.

  • @n2ocharged
    @n2ocharged 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:48 - As a CWO, I laughed so fucking hard.

  • @catherinemaccuish1248
    @catherinemaccuish1248 10 месяцев назад

    You need to check out the old disabled veteran that plays games. This man is on a whole new level.

  • @stepha_F
    @stepha_F 9 месяцев назад

    7:35 Clocked him right away. Idk what took Nikko so long lol

  • @SWAFanPilot
    @SWAFanPilot 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was just sad earlier because there was no military fails part 13 - love you Nikko

  • @CooperJohnson01
    @CooperJohnson01 10 месяцев назад +1

    My old gunny no shit told me I need to buy more shit for my room😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад

      So it can get messy and he can mess you up!! Gunny is trapping you!

  • @Mr_monk_GT.
    @Mr_monk_GT. 10 месяцев назад +1

    love your content bro. keep it up:)

  • @redneck-vr6fw
    @redneck-vr6fw 10 месяцев назад +4

    3:16 We just gonna ignore the shadow man in the background?

  • @Spaghettiwest87
    @Spaghettiwest87 8 месяцев назад

    I feel for that dude stuck in the tree, all he said was, "Damn..."😔

  • @dougmoore6612
    @dougmoore6612 29 дней назад

    We got combat pay while deployed to Thailand. There were definitely some nights we earned it! 😂

  • @hunterthegerman
    @hunterthegerman 10 месяцев назад

    coast gaurd got their priorities straight

  • @DummyandDumber
    @DummyandDumber 6 месяцев назад

    Bro i love these vids

  • @nicholastormey5946
    @nicholastormey5946 10 месяцев назад +2

    that one dudes glasses are wider than his fucking head

  • @Thereaper21
    @Thereaper21 10 месяцев назад

    you the best Nikko❤

  • @techno_wolfy3921
    @techno_wolfy3921 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love you vids

  • @hannahdoesstuff...9956
    @hannahdoesstuff...9956 10 месяцев назад +1

    BRO WENT "OWOWO"----- I can't 😭
    Furthermore, you just earned a new subscriber ❤

  • @Brasi-f7v
    @Brasi-f7v 10 месяцев назад +1

    Niko I know your probably not gonna see this but I love you so much and I’m joining the military when I finish school and your a big inspiration keep this shit up king love from NY 🗽💫💙

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 10 месяцев назад

    The ending was fucking glorious. Thank you for saying what we're all thinking 😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @CyberRealmgaming
    @CyberRealmgaming 2 месяца назад

    That thing in the sky got me dying

  • @HeyIsThatDane
    @HeyIsThatDane 10 месяцев назад

    Yall know the day is good when Niko Posts 🥶🥶👌👌

  • @The_Russian_Sheisty
    @The_Russian_Sheisty 10 месяцев назад +1

    Epic video dude

  • @Boh-Tech
    @Boh-Tech 10 месяцев назад

    Nikko. You are the best. That’s all

  • @seaburn40
    @seaburn40 4 месяца назад

    My wife and I did a proxy wedding when we were stationed in Korea, so it wasn't technically a barracks wedding, but we were in the barracks when we got married. 😂😂

  • @Meloncholiac
    @Meloncholiac 10 месяцев назад

    Last dude is 100% in AIT. His uniform chopped the fuck up. Name tape not sewed on, frayed strings on it too. Hair goes past his ears. Still rocking those BCGs too.

  • @jordanross4472
    @jordanross4472 10 месяцев назад +2

    7:45 aye bro you got some makeup in your beard

  • @TheHellDiver00
    @TheHellDiver00 3 месяца назад

    My father told me that when he was in the army and they were practicing with granades (at the time they only had impact granades) a guy accidentally dropped his granade without the safety pin on the ground, he was beaten and my farher never saw him again (the granade didn't explode and no one exept that guy was hurt)

  • @Kuro_amvs
    @Kuro_amvs 9 месяцев назад

    In basic, I was on the top bunk and I would always basically get flashed every morning for wake up. There were those couple times I woke up before and didn’t get the sun beaming down on me

  • @stroud74301
    @stroud74301 9 месяцев назад

    Dude, that fkin apache was the shit. I remember 0g on a black hawk in the stan

  • @savagefluffy944
    @savagefluffy944 10 месяцев назад

    Your videos save me from going crazy at work😭

  • @bleddingmaster
    @bleddingmaster 10 месяцев назад +1

    nikko my dude u need to get some sooo bad lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  10 месяцев назад

      VIRGINITY IS COOL OKAY!!…don’t ever do this 🥹😂

  • @gavintyler9276
    @gavintyler9276 9 месяцев назад

    Ngl Nikko, CWO in Navy be like that too fr fr.

  • @alexagruner7002
    @alexagruner7002 8 месяцев назад

    I feel bad for all the abuse nikko put the microphone though😂😂😂

  • @charlesshefcik2133
    @charlesshefcik2133 10 месяцев назад +1

    11:54 From this day forward, all school mascots are now To be considered Or assumed to be furries.😂😂😂