Military TikTok Fails... Part 13

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +216

    Females - What do you call your jack shacks?

  • @JonahSmithGuitar
    @JonahSmithGuitar 7 месяцев назад +172

    "Stay focused niko" had me dying

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +29

      I TRY SO HARD!!

    • @txexsquid
      @txexsquid 7 месяцев назад

      ...and got so far@@nikkoortiz

    • @CryptidGirlNextDoor
      @CryptidGirlNextDoor 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well technically he was staying focused, just not with right thing. But hey, we all got those moments 😂

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 7 месяцев назад +248

    Telling Nikko to focus is like trying to sweep the ocean back with a broom. 💙

    • @Ch4rlie_Here
      @Ch4rlie_Here 7 месяцев назад +7

      real

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +61

      …I can do it

    • @Hi-how-are-you-today.
      @Hi-how-are-you-today. 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@nikkoortiz 9:17 why does the dudes hands look like salami, with too many fat spots ?

    • @ryanpro8611
      @ryanpro8611 7 месяцев назад +3

      Using a plunger while flushing!

  • @strwrz1
    @strwrz1 7 месяцев назад +77

    That “female” soldier’s last name being Johnson threw me. Talk about giving away the truth.

    • @Mr.Meadiocre
      @Mr.Meadiocre 7 месяцев назад +3

      damn fr

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 7 месяцев назад +1

      I hate having the last name Johnson! It’s my married name! 2nd most popular last name in the states!

    • @notorioustori
      @notorioustori 7 месяцев назад

      Damn you beat me to it!😂

    • @xELH0B0L0C0x
      @xELH0B0L0C0x 7 месяцев назад

      That's what I was saying , ironic af.

  • @lukejohnson08
    @lukejohnson08 7 месяцев назад +7

    0:52 I can’t keep defending you Niko 😭🤣

  • @sladepope-jk8uv
    @sladepope-jk8uv 6 месяцев назад +2

    I was pushing my AirPod back in my ear and I accidentally paused the video at 2:07… thanks for the wonderful sight that I saw Nikko

  • @carleyacker
    @carleyacker 18 дней назад

    My ship onesie... that shit actually made my ass poppin. Will never forget when I was in line for chow and someone said "Damn, doc... didn't know you worked in construction with that dumptruck ass." Thanks bro. Its them hatches.

  • @seaburn40
    @seaburn40 Месяц назад

    My wife and I did a proxy wedding when we were stationed in Korea, so it wasn't technically a barracks wedding, but we were in the barracks when we got married. 😂😂

  • @alexagruner7002
    @alexagruner7002 5 месяцев назад

    I feel bad for all the abuse nikko put the microphone though😂😂😂

  • @giannamorelli4641
    @giannamorelli4641 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko i life in South African I watch videos you are so cool love you

  • @amandaharrell6363
    @amandaharrell6363 19 дней назад

    The way he said comafloj then he said damn

  • @Hiddenthrone
    @Hiddenthrone 7 месяцев назад +1

    Millitary uploads again let’s goo

  • @lauramchugh2454
    @lauramchugh2454 6 месяцев назад

    I know a guy that ended up marrying the barracks bunny whilst having 2 kids at home 🤣🤣

  • @alexandermitchell1509
    @alexandermitchell1509 5 месяцев назад

    im at the barracks where that smoke pit wedding happened rn

  • @currysargent
    @currysargent 6 месяцев назад

    @nikkoortiz that coast guard ship you put in the video is the ship I’m on it’s CGC JAMES 😂

  • @elliot8522
    @elliot8522 6 месяцев назад

    Dont ever stop doing these!

  • @reappegusugamers7399
    @reappegusugamers7399 6 месяцев назад

    3:20 look to the right there’s a shadow

  • @savagefluffy944
    @savagefluffy944 7 месяцев назад

    Your videos save me from going crazy at work😭

  • @cmvb69
    @cmvb69 7 месяцев назад

    Beyond great video

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 6 месяцев назад

    Camera quality improved. Doesnt loom grainy

  • @duvalgrindmma5805
    @duvalgrindmma5805 7 месяцев назад

    And then you wonder why we got SHARP😂😂

  • @FederalFlavx
    @FederalFlavx 7 месяцев назад +1

    You thought I wouldn’t show up didn’t you? ;)

  • @ryanbogart5723
    @ryanbogart5723 24 дня назад

    Yo I worked on that base in the helicopter one

  • @G0KU_BLACK_EDITING
    @G0KU_BLACK_EDITING 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the C.I.A. nikko you are under arrest for having a to many guns in your room and being gay

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад

      YOU CAN TAKE MY GUNS…but like that’s it…HERE TAKE THE GUNS

  • @RavenousKaos
    @RavenousKaos 7 месяцев назад

    I would have loved coast guard, but they are harder to join than the airforce, only for the simple reason that they only send like 1 person to M.E.P.S ever year or some shit like that. Then army got my ass cause I'm to stupid for airforce.

  • @prod.kris21
    @prod.kris21 7 месяцев назад +1

    Funny

  • @Jess-xb8pw
    @Jess-xb8pw 7 месяцев назад

    Nikko do the pinata with the military.

  • @MikeJProto
    @MikeJProto 7 месяцев назад

    yes please

  • @mikhailross8360
    @mikhailross8360 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Nikko do you stream on Rumble at all? Would you ever consider jt?

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe I just need to do more research on rumble! What do you think?

    • @mikhailross8360
      @mikhailross8360 7 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz You'd be a hit over there for sure. I truly believe it'd be well worth your time, just to even upload over there. You wouldn't have to censor yourself near as heavy either which is huge. Your comedic value and style would be excellent over there my man. I hope to see you over there.

  • @foxgamer_6489
    @foxgamer_6489 7 месяцев назад

    here before 1hour yooo. its a good day(night) for me XD

  • @wisptaps1953
    @wisptaps1953 7 месяцев назад

    How to lose viewers to Helldivers 2:
    1:39

  • @IwishIknewmore26
    @IwishIknewmore26 7 месяцев назад

    Last dude wasn't in the Army lmao look at his uniform. That ain't standard issue or in regs lmfao

  • @BigJuicyMen
    @BigJuicyMen 7 месяцев назад

    we must stay focused brothas we MUST stay focused

  • @sigmaman-qy5ep
    @sigmaman-qy5ep 7 месяцев назад

    Giggity

  • @McXerYT
    @McXerYT 7 месяцев назад

    Brooooooo….

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 7 месяцев назад +167

    That last dude made my head hurt.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +41

      You now have butt cancer

    • @giantdark2723
      @giantdark2723 6 месяцев назад +2

      why did i laugh at this am i that stupid@@nikkoortiz

    • @KyaliFloofDerg
      @KyaliFloofDerg 6 месяцев назад +5

      No need for inclusiveness in the military ffs

    • @jacksonmcdonald4098
      @jacksonmcdonald4098 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@nikkoortizthe most you comment ever 😂😂😂

  • @Go2scout
    @Go2scout 7 месяцев назад +77

    NGL that last one dropped my IQ a bit. FR. Privates say the darndist things 🤣

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +27

      That’s my we need private domestic violence…strictly for learning purposes 😂

    • @uscg_grace
      @uscg_grace 24 дня назад

      @@nikkoortiz I had a stroke reading that

  • @BrianDamages420
    @BrianDamages420 7 месяцев назад +428

    I❤ nikko(I liked my own comment)

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +59

      So much love!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +148

      I liked your comment to 🥹

    • @BrianDamages420
      @BrianDamages420 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@nikkoortiz sup pookie

    • @TaxelR6
      @TaxelR6 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@nikkoortizhi nikko remember me you prob dont when you where playing hell let loose and i asked you to play cod.

    • @Ghoul_666ig
      @Ghoul_666ig 7 месяцев назад +5

      We all love nikko he’s fucking amazing

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +34

    How do these fails keep getting crazier 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +6

      Military fails all day!!

    • @TributesCarlson-im4be
      @TributesCarlson-im4be 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nikko your videos are so good you have to comment to. 😂. I ❤️ your videos.

    • @CryptidGirlNextDoor
      @CryptidGirlNextDoor 7 месяцев назад +2

      Beats me, but they make the internet more fun though.

  • @3008-jx8rh
    @3008-jx8rh 7 месяцев назад +66

    "did he just finger the dirt" got me dying

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +10

      Aye he did tho HE DID THO!!

    • @gamekhight4793
      @gamekhight4793 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz he really did that making me want to join the army but with the new fat camp I don't want to rely on someone that had to make them workout

  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +16

    Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
    Does the Navy really fly dogs in for Mental Health?

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 7 месяцев назад +6

    What happened to “don’t ask don’t tell” can we bring that back? The military is supposed to make you a group that works together not a stand out individual.

    • @evilaslavaticus8535
      @evilaslavaticus8535 3 месяца назад

      Can we just not let them in. Let's be honest here equality aside men are made differently. Those people are not men I don't want them to have my six cause I want to live. some are made to deal with trauma some are trauma.

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 7 месяцев назад +42

    Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor! Great job!💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +9

      Where would we be without him 🥹

    • @Iron_Road
      @Iron_Road 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@nikkoortizProbably hungover and sleeping in a van down by Eli's house.

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 7 месяцев назад +25

    1:55 I like how both me and Nikko were shocked that it was a girl and not a guy 🤣 I had to pause to just take that in for a moment.

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 7 месяцев назад +13

    Bro my Dad was in the Marine Corps in the 80s and when I missed ANY one spot on whatever I was working on whether that be cause I got in trouble or chores I’d have to do it all over again 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +8

      Definatly father marine behavior 😂

  • @GabbeBorgir
    @GabbeBorgir 3 месяца назад +3

    Nikko is ADHD in a nutshell fr🤣

  • @SergioBecerraII
    @SergioBecerraII 7 месяцев назад +19

    The room inspection videos are the funniest! 🤣

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +7

      Foreal😂 you just know they gonna fail

    • @SergioBecerraII
      @SergioBecerraII 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz My dad’s an ex-Air Force staff sergeant. 🤣

  • @cream10007
    @cream10007 7 месяцев назад +2

    I hear you need an editor is that true?

  • @dradamov
    @dradamov 5 месяцев назад +2

    3:25 I know it is oldschool, but isnt it the proper way to arm a mortar shell? xD

  • @SLUSHYTHUSHY
    @SLUSHYTHUSHY 7 месяцев назад +18

    Nikko knows what be going on in the military 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +14

      In the military we all just a bunch of low key freaks and psychopaths

    • @SLUSHYTHUSHY
      @SLUSHYTHUSHY 7 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz let me in 🫡😂

    • @Last667
      @Last667 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz and homiesexual guys

  • @redneck-vr6fw
    @redneck-vr6fw 7 месяцев назад +4

    3:16 We just gonna ignore the shadow man in the background?

  • @izanagi5198
    @izanagi5198 7 месяцев назад +8

    If I had a shot every time Nikko gets thirsty, I'll ascend to the drunk dimension

  • @AdminGaming-Official
    @AdminGaming-Official 7 месяцев назад +9

    Love the vids❤ keep up the amazing work!

  • @Unsoundwall705
    @Unsoundwall705 6 месяцев назад +2

    No dudegirls

  • @Cultivator-Immortal
    @Cultivator-Immortal 7 месяцев назад +5

    7:35 PASS!

  • @tiktikboom2371
    @tiktikboom2371 7 месяцев назад +10

    Lol that "Step Sgt" had me in stitches.

  • @n2ocharged
    @n2ocharged 5 месяцев назад +3

    5:48 - As a CWO, I laughed so fucking hard.

  • @christinfore-lf2od
    @christinfore-lf2od 3 месяца назад +2

    I love Nikos reactions I will watch 20 videos at a time makes my day❤❤

  • @InfiniteKor
    @InfiniteKor 7 месяцев назад +3

    i am blind and deaf

  • @onepunchndown
    @onepunchndown 4 месяца назад +2

    12:30 the BCGs say it all

  • @nicholastormey5946
    @nicholastormey5946 7 месяцев назад +2

    that one dudes glasses are wider than his fucking head

  • @jm00re18
    @jm00re18 7 месяцев назад +4

    0:21 Stay focused what?🤨

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +1

      Nothing NOTHING I swear it’s NOTHING

    • @jm00re18
      @jm00re18 7 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz CANCELED

  • @masonwillis819
    @masonwillis819 7 месяцев назад +6

    It’s always a good day when Nikko post

  • @samuelpancake4084
    @samuelpancake4084 7 месяцев назад +2

    When i was in the coast guard it was fun doing patrols . We would be flashed all the time . We couldnt have any reaction beaides maybe a wave or if we had a cool boarding crew we would use that as a reason to doing a safety check and check to make sure they had their "floatation" device onboard 😂😂

  • @Baylorthe1andonly
    @Baylorthe1andonly 7 месяцев назад +3

    Nikko makes everyone’s day better ❤😂. The helicopter was a drone

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine 7 месяцев назад +3

    The only time Kuwait was a deployment was 1990-1991 😂

  • @Triablespyy
    @Triablespyy 7 месяцев назад +5

    Love your videos Nikko keep up the good work man!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +2

      I’m tryin! What other military reactions should we do?

  • @datoki7589
    @datoki7589 7 месяцев назад +9

    Love this series!

  • @stank_da_tank
    @stank_da_tank 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m dating a chick I met online I’m waiting for marriage and so is she. It’s all gon be Gucci

  • @bregantobin877
    @bregantobin877 Месяц назад +2

    The way Nikko said "hellecockter"

  • @jordanross4472
    @jordanross4472 7 месяцев назад +2

    7:45 aye bro you got some makeup in your beard

  • @Bob_stoneCIA
    @Bob_stoneCIA 3 месяца назад +2

    All that bold talk with the bcgs

  • @yosuancolon
    @yosuancolon 7 месяцев назад +1

    NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY

  • @Sassy3825
    @Sassy3825 7 месяцев назад +7

    That Humvee is like Jwolfe walking through the parking garage

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao, facts!💙

    • @Sassy3825
      @Sassy3825 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@msgoblue71 it’s all I could see in that clip 😂

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sassy3825 you're not wrong! Lol. Nothing but love for JWolfe💙

  • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
    @GingerThereforeNoSoul 7 месяцев назад +1

    8:11 I married a military dude, but I was a military girl. Offsetting penalties, 1st down.

  • @XxToy_SolderxX
    @XxToy_SolderxX 6 месяцев назад +1

    kuwait is just the transition to deployment...
    just a nice lil vacation b4 shit hits the fan

  • @questionableman3855
    @questionableman3855 7 месяцев назад +1

    Lol

  • @world--Star
    @world--Star 7 месяцев назад +4

    You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts 😩

  • @Faxmachine350
    @Faxmachine350 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great vis

  • @hypnix2
    @hypnix2 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah a genuine question., does Nikko secretly have a Grindr account?

  • @joshrado765
    @joshrado765 7 месяцев назад +4

    I live for these military fail videos 😂

  • @smeekma
    @smeekma 7 месяцев назад +1

    I would argue that Camp Buehring Kuwait is a deployment. Camp Arifjan is just a shitty "regular" base.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад

      BUT THEY HAVE BASKIN ROBINS OKAY!

    • @smeekma
      @smeekma 7 месяцев назад

      I was Air Force, Buehring was like a super deployment, lol. I do miss the bingo though, that shit went hard. @nikkoortiz

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 7 месяцев назад +4

    Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂

  • @Ghoul_666ig
    @Ghoul_666ig 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was having a shitty day till I saw this you made my day nikko we love you dude stay awesome and healthy!

  • @charlesshefcik2133
    @charlesshefcik2133 7 месяцев назад +1

    11:54 From this day forward, all school mascots are now To be considered Or assumed to be furries.😂😂😂

  • @jacobjordan4357
    @jacobjordan4357 7 месяцев назад +1

    Going into MCRD Paris Island in a few much learned a-lot from Nikko on his yt channel and his podcast here’s thanking you for your content Nikko.

  • @Brasi-f7v
    @Brasi-f7v 7 месяцев назад +1

    Niko I know your probably not gonna see this but I love you so much and I’m joining the military when I finish school and your a big inspiration keep this shit up king love from NY 🗽💫💙

  • @robbieanderson6748
    @robbieanderson6748 7 месяцев назад +1

    RIGHT AFTER THE FLIGHT SUIT COMMENT ON BOOTY AN AD POPPED UP AND WAS LIKE WHOR HEY LOL ALLING NIKKO OUTTTTT

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +1

      They booty blockin hell no!

    • @robbieanderson6748
      @robbieanderson6748 7 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortiz just found it funny at the time lolol

  • @IAMADREAMER2007
    @IAMADREAMER2007 7 месяцев назад +3

    Bro Nikko is hilarious. I wonder how drunk he is!! Jkjkjk 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @tamalahale6160
    @tamalahale6160 7 месяцев назад +1

    Clearly I’m in the wrong state, where are the military men who wants to f and leave??

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад

      Every single base to ever exist in history, time, and space

  • @samuraijokester9907
    @samuraijokester9907 6 месяцев назад +9

    “8 precious metals on this planet and you choose lead” goes SO hard bro

  • @gabe_diaz
    @gabe_diaz 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why do I feel like Nikko has been doing RUclips since like 2015 when it’s literally only been a few years hahaha

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад

      Because we all best friend vibes😎

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 7 месяцев назад +2

    Chop Choo in the thumbnail is crazy 😂 (but true lol)

  • @happyhaunter_5546
    @happyhaunter_5546 6 месяцев назад +1

    11:20 bro is using Breaker Style

  • @ZaGamerOG
    @ZaGamerOG 7 месяцев назад +1

    What is up nikko! Epic assault rifle

  • @multi..
    @multi.. 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:23 How do I feel about it?.... eh looks close enough.

  • @SagarDebbarma-os4zo
    @SagarDebbarma-os4zo 5 месяцев назад +1

    I ❤ your video Niko😂😂

  • @DailydoseofRobloxgameplay
    @DailydoseofRobloxgameplay 7 месяцев назад +3

    Bro you just made my day.

  • @Payton-s3t
    @Payton-s3t 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nikko.... Navy or Army? which would you pick for the bes rates?

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад

      I ain’t worried about the rates I’m worried about the 4 years of suffering! Lol

  • @Combatzx2
    @Combatzx2 7 месяцев назад +1

    im pretty sure kuwait was a real deployment, say around 1991.. just saying.