@@nikkoortiz he really did that making me want to join the army but with the new fat camp I don't want to rely on someone that had to make them workout
Bro my Dad was in the Marine Corps in the 80s and when I missed ANY one spot on whatever I was working on whether that be cause I got in trouble or chores I’d have to do it all over again 😂
When i was in the coast guard it was fun doing patrols . We would be flashed all the time . We couldnt have any reaction beaides maybe a wave or if we had a cool boarding crew we would use that as a reason to doing a safety check and check to make sure they had their "floatation" device onboard 😂😂
My ship onesie... that shit actually made my ass poppin. Will never forget when I was in line for chow and someone said "Damn, doc... didn't know you worked in construction with that dumptruck ass." Thanks bro. Its them hatches.
What happened to “don’t ask don’t tell” can we bring that back? The military is supposed to make you a group that works together not a stand out individual.
Can we just not let them in. Let's be honest here equality aside men are made differently. Those people are not men I don't want them to have my six cause I want to live. some are made to deal with trauma some are trauma.
i dunno what they're putting in your food these days, but if i had to do the dyin' cockroach dancing i'd have to say pull the pin, let's see whats on the other side.
Niko I know your probably not gonna see this but I love you so much and I’m joining the military when I finish school and your a big inspiration keep this shit up king love from NY 🗽💫💙
My wife and I did a proxy wedding when we were stationed in Korea, so it wasn't technically a barracks wedding, but we were in the barracks when we got married. 😂😂
Last dude is 100% in AIT. His uniform chopped the fuck up. Name tape not sewed on, frayed strings on it too. Hair goes past his ears. Still rocking those BCGs too.
My father told me that when he was in the army and they were practicing with granades (at the time they only had impact granades) a guy accidentally dropped his granade without the safety pin on the ground, he was beaten and my farher never saw him again (the granade didn't explode and no one exept that guy was hurt)
In basic, I was on the top bunk and I would always basically get flashed every morning for wake up. There were those couple times I woke up before and didn’t get the sun beaming down on me
Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
Im gonna ask my crush out
@@youkilledma1211good luck
@@youkilledma1211I did that. Turns out he’s dating a Mexican
@@Yourlocalbarrelracer O
@@youkilledma1211 yeah….
That last dude made my head hurt.
You now have butt cancer
why did i laugh at this am i that stupid@@nikkoortiz
No need for inclusiveness in the military ffs
@@nikkoortizthe most you comment ever 😂😂😂
How did you know?!
"Stay focused niko" had me dying
I TRY SO HARD!!
...and got so far@@nikkoortiz
Well technically he was staying focused, just not with right thing. But hey, we all got those moments 😂
Telling Nikko to focus is like trying to sweep the ocean back with a broom. 💙
real
…I can do it
@@nikkoortiz 9:17 why does the dudes hands look like salami, with too many fat spots ?
Using a plunger while flushing!
NGL that last one dropped my IQ a bit. FR. Privates say the darndist things 🤣
That’s my we need private domestic violence…strictly for learning purposes 😂
@@nikkoortiz I had a stroke reading that
"did he just finger the dirt" got me dying
Aye he did tho HE DID THO!!
@@nikkoortiz he really did that making me want to join the army but with the new fat camp I don't want to rely on someone that had to make them workout
How do these fails keep getting crazier 😅
Military fails all day!!
Nikko your videos are so good you have to comment to. 😂. I ❤️ your videos.
Beats me, but they make the internet more fun though.
Lol that "Step Sgt" had me in stitches.
Thank you, Nikko and Mr. Editor! Great job!💙
Where would we be without him 🥹
@@nikkoortizProbably hungover and sleeping in a van down by Eli's house.
1:55 I like how both me and Nikko were shocked that it was a girl and not a guy 🤣 I had to pause to just take that in for a moment.
Nice
The room inspection videos are the funniest! 🤣
Foreal😂 you just know they gonna fail
@@nikkoortiz My dad’s an ex-Air Force staff sergeant. 🤣
Nikko is ADHD in a nutshell fr🤣
Females - What do you call your jack shacks?
Does the Navy really fly dogs in for Mental Health?
forgot to delete this one
The way Nikko said "hellecockter"
If I had a shot every time Nikko gets thirsty, I'll ascend to the drunk dimension
Love this series!
It’s always a good day when Nikko post
0:52 I can’t keep defending you Niko 😭🤣
Nikko knows what be going on in the military 😂
In the military we all just a bunch of low key freaks and psychopaths
@@nikkoortiz let me in 🫡😂
@@nikkoortiz and homiesexual guys
Bro my Dad was in the Marine Corps in the 80s and when I missed ANY one spot on whatever I was working on whether that be cause I got in trouble or chores I’d have to do it all over again 😂
Definatly father marine behavior 😂
That “female” soldier’s last name being Johnson threw me. Talk about giving away the truth.
damn fr
I hate having the last name Johnson! It’s my married name! 2nd most popular last name in the states!
Damn you beat me to it!😂
That's what I was saying , ironic af.
“8 precious metals on this planet and you choose lead” goes SO hard bro
I love Nikos reactions I will watch 20 videos at a time makes my day❤❤
I was pushing my AirPod back in my ear and I accidentally paused the video at 2:07… thanks for the wonderful sight that I saw Nikko
I live for these military fail videos 😂
That Humvee is like Jwolfe walking through the parking garage
Lmao, facts!💙
@@msgoblue71 it’s all I could see in that clip 😂
@@Sassy3825 you're not wrong! Lol. Nothing but love for JWolfe💙
Nikko makes everyone’s day better ❤😂. The helicopter was a drone
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts 😩
Love your videos Nikko keep up the good work man!
I’m tryin! What other military reactions should we do?
I was having a shitty day till I saw this you made my day nikko we love you dude stay awesome and healthy!
Love the vids❤ keep up the amazing work!
All that bold talk with the bcgs
“She wants me so bad” I dying bro 😂
12:30 the BCGs say it all
Nikko out here trying to clap all the cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂 has me dead bruh
Bro you just made my day.
Yeah, the last guy can get bent 😂GROW UP, love your vids
Bro Nikko is hilarious. I wonder how drunk he is!! Jkjkjk 😅😅😂😂😂
Is crack an alcohol?
@@nikkoortiz In my book yes
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
I gotchu with the funny fails!
@@nikkoortiz thank you, Nikko. 😂
Best youtuber out there 💯
Homie is looking down the tube just disassociating like fuckkk 3 more years
When i was in the coast guard it was fun doing patrols . We would be flashed all the time . We couldnt have any reaction beaides maybe a wave or if we had a cool boarding crew we would use that as a reason to doing a safety check and check to make sure they had their "floatation" device onboard 😂😂
My ship onesie... that shit actually made my ass poppin. Will never forget when I was in line for chow and someone said "Damn, doc... didn't know you worked in construction with that dumptruck ass." Thanks bro. Its them hatches.
Why do I feel like Nikko has been doing RUclips since like 2015 when it’s literally only been a few years hahaha
Because we all best friend vibes😎
Chop Choo in the thumbnail is crazy 😂 (but true lol)
Lmfaooo 😂
Also that soldier gave the death stare to that mortar “I swear to god if you don’t send that mortar, it’s OVER”. Mortar has no chance
Bro, I’ve been subscribed to you now for like two years, and you never seem to fale to make me laugh
Nikko cures my boredom and I love it 🤣
Nikko, you bring the laughs every time you post! ♥️♥️
3:25 I know it is oldschool, but isnt it the proper way to arm a mortar shell? xD
I fell asleep with my phone in hand listening to this, I haven't slept in days thank you
lol how do you not lose your voice from all he screaming!? lol 😂
I ❤ your video Niko😂😂
It lasted 2 weeks Man 2 weeks only
kuwait is just the transition to deployment...
just a nice lil vacation b4 shit hits the fan
Millitary uploads again let’s goo
The fridge/freezer lining used to get me. 1SG locked in on that spot and the BR exhaust fan lolll.
Nikko you are THE BEST military youtuber no questions ask
I like your videos, nikko ❤
Dont ever stop doing these!
Mortar man yelling hail satan before dropping the round 😂😂😂😂
The only time Kuwait was a deployment was 1990-1991 😂
STAY. FOCUSED. NIKKO.
What happened to “don’t ask don’t tell” can we bring that back? The military is supposed to make you a group that works together not a stand out individual.
Can we just not let them in. Let's be honest here equality aside men are made differently. Those people are not men I don't want them to have my six cause I want to live. some are made to deal with trauma some are trauma.
We need a series where Nikko goes over Classified Leaks on War Thunder. 😂
Dudeeee I found this right after school, best thing ever
i dunno what they're putting in your food these days, but if i had to do the dyin' cockroach dancing i'd have to say pull the pin, let's see whats on the other side.
Going into MCRD Paris Island in a few much learned a-lot from Nikko on his yt channel and his podcast here’s thanking you for your content Nikko.
5:48 - As a CWO, I laughed so fucking hard.
You need to check out the old disabled veteran that plays games. This man is on a whole new level.
7:35 Clocked him right away. Idk what took Nikko so long lol
I was just sad earlier because there was no military fails part 13 - love you Nikko
I gotchu 😎
My old gunny no shit told me I need to buy more shit for my room😂
So it can get messy and he can mess you up!! Gunny is trapping you!
love your content bro. keep it up:)
3:16 We just gonna ignore the shadow man in the background?
I feel for that dude stuck in the tree, all he said was, "Damn..."😔
We got combat pay while deployed to Thailand. There were definitely some nights we earned it! 😂
coast gaurd got their priorities straight
Bro i love these vids
that one dudes glasses are wider than his fucking head
you the best Nikko❤
Love you vids
BRO WENT "OWOWO"----- I can't 😭
Furthermore, you just earned a new subscriber ❤
HECK YES!
@@nikkoortiz ❤
Niko I know your probably not gonna see this but I love you so much and I’m joining the military when I finish school and your a big inspiration keep this shit up king love from NY 🗽💫💙
The ending was fucking glorious. Thank you for saying what we're all thinking 😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That thing in the sky got me dying
Yall know the day is good when Niko Posts 🥶🥶👌👌
Epic video dude
Nikko. You are the best. That’s all
My wife and I did a proxy wedding when we were stationed in Korea, so it wasn't technically a barracks wedding, but we were in the barracks when we got married. 😂😂
Last dude is 100% in AIT. His uniform chopped the fuck up. Name tape not sewed on, frayed strings on it too. Hair goes past his ears. Still rocking those BCGs too.
7:45 aye bro you got some makeup in your beard
My father told me that when he was in the army and they were practicing with granades (at the time they only had impact granades) a guy accidentally dropped his granade without the safety pin on the ground, he was beaten and my farher never saw him again (the granade didn't explode and no one exept that guy was hurt)
In basic, I was on the top bunk and I would always basically get flashed every morning for wake up. There were those couple times I woke up before and didn’t get the sun beaming down on me
Dude, that fkin apache was the shit. I remember 0g on a black hawk in the stan
Your videos save me from going crazy at work😭
nikko my dude u need to get some sooo bad lol
VIRGINITY IS COOL OKAY!!…don’t ever do this 🥹😂
Ngl Nikko, CWO in Navy be like that too fr fr.
I feel bad for all the abuse nikko put the microphone though😂😂😂
11:54 From this day forward, all school mascots are now To be considered Or assumed to be furries.😂😂😂