Had a 1Sgt who would stare at his watch during first formation to give him time to remember what to say. "1st Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "2nd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "3rd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?" "Maintence, 1Sgt!" "Right...Platoon Sgts take over!"
i still sing the army song 21 years later Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks, San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks, And the Army went rolling along. Minute men, from the start, Always fighting from the heart, And the Army keeps rolling along.
Yo nikko, some lady named MeSuzyB i think, made a video about you titled “ nikko ortiz impression” its like a 6 second video but its pretty funny and realistic to what you do
I didn't get to throw my first frg or detonate a claymore until i was in IMC (basic infantry school for usmc) and even then only 2 per squad were able to do the claymore
my drill got me company into saying OOOH AAAHH, and we did it so much to stuff she hated it. Other than that, as a combat engineer we still get to see it. Put down the crater charge and walked up to the hole. MADE IT A MISSION to get as close to our drill and say "ooooh aaah" as we saw how big the hole was
my friend says he can hear his CO screaming "what the actual fuck" in vivid audible detail and will sometimes wake up thinking he heard it lmao
That man needs a bios reset😂
The man's CO gave him exploding head syndrome lol talk about goals in life
AINT NO WAY YOU CALLED THEM CRUST-ABLES 💀💀💀
"people love crustables in the military chat" Nah brooo. Thats just vile.
"I have a drinking problem" 😂
It's not a problem.
Drink.
Get Drunk.
Fall Down.
Go do PT.
No problem.
Same
Me too 😂😂
The Marine that smoked cigars
That's only the gunny's
Na the ones that smoke crayons
Non
Nah it’s the marines that smoke crayons 👍
The few, the proud, the retards.
100% Marines who smoke cigarettes and only eat the green Crayolas.
The Vapers are the vegan marines on a sharpie only diet
What are you ON, everybody knows the best crayons are red and purple.
I thought the blue ones would taste best.
Nikko-whats better marines that smoke vapes or marines that smoke cigarettes
Me-marines that smoke cigars
Watching this with my car radio while I'm waiting to pick up my sister, hopefully Nikko doesn't say some fucked shit 😂😂
@@JUICEY.J he did at 1:58
@@VortexSolider😂😂😂
me: Marines that don't smoke
dont forget the zyns
DW-40 😂 that must be the military version, Doesn’t Work-40
These videos just keep getting better. Good job Nikko
You haven’t watched the full video yet
Yuh huh!
Tf you know that I watch my shit at 10x
My mans is phsycic
Nuh uh
NAHHHHHHHH TAKIS better fr
The boot that had his head shaved screamed like Tom from Tom and Jerry 😂😂
The senior NCO's having drinking problems is so 💯
Had a 1Sgt who would stare at his watch during first formation to give him time to remember what to say.
"1st Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"2nd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"3rd Platoon....ummmm...........what you got for your people today?"
"Maintence, 1Sgt!"
"Right...Platoon Sgts take over!"
@@lowkey1969 flask in hand
Career E-4’s: Are you challenging me?
Nikko!!! Much love to you bro, I’m in the Army, and your vids get me through a lot lol
1:37 the ones that smok crack
Big balls
The hydration schedule from BMT
“3/4-1 water bottles per hour not to exceed 2 water bottles per hour not to exceed 16 water bottles per day”
Been waiting for you post all day!
Nikko keep doing these videos these are awesome and we love you
What's better Marines that vape or Marines that smoke cigarettes. Me thinking the best are Marines smoking crayons 😂
appreciate you nikko, you always make my day better!!!
"Front towards enemy".... 22 years out and it still rings true.
U see guys This is y i Love Nikko🤣
The Marine that smoke crayons
Always a good daywhen Nikko posts😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think it’s gonna be a good day for these privates though 😂😂
The marines that chew are the real ones 😆
“The crustables.” 🤢😂🤢😂🤢😂🤢
Shadow 😆 that gold with the spade gunprint is sick. That girl on farm has better pullout game than must men lol😂
That was right behind my barracks on Carson 😆 🤣 😂
8:29 That SLAP tho
I love Nikkos videos
I had a flash back on that FT Cason piece 😂
me- the ones that smoke crayons. they on the hard core stuff
Haha the "laying" procedures for howitzers xD
I can totally relate to that Lalo smile meme thingy lmao
I love your vids nikko
Love the vids you make
I haven’t even started the ad and I’m loven it !
When he said. It says Ortiz had me dying 😂
"Love the crustables" 😂
Watching this while at meps
The marine that doesn't smoke.. but one who chews😂
The killdozer rampage
You uploaded this military reaction when Narrator did lol! I enjoy them
Nissan streams on Twitch 😮 whaaaaaa no way …. I think I was in math class
The Marines that dip
I was there during that marine mating season, dominance was established
that first one is awesome
I fell asleep while watching you… them you uploaded while I was asleep 😆
As an Airman . Army goes down hill;
Marines fallow. We destroy. Lol
flintstone furniture! I miss those days as a dependent!
i still sing the army song 21 years later Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks,
And the Army went rolling along.
Minute men, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.
I never want to hear the word "Crustable" again.
Slurp the crustys? NIKKO NO!!
Love your videos
Combat Engineer here and went through basic last year and we definitely did live explosives.
"OH MY GOD IT SAYS ORTIZ!!!!"😂😂😂
Nikko should make a "Different branches react to military memes/fails" video
Yo nikko, some lady named MeSuzyB i think, made a video about you titled “ nikko ortiz impression” its like a 6 second video but its pretty funny and realistic to what you do
you sir be a legend
i can count to ten sooo well now
The best marines are those that smoke tangos ortiz 😂
The one who pulled his groin looks like fort hood barracks lol
Guy who pulled his groin is Fort "Hood" for sure
Guy in the beginning took mah pants bro
Yo crustables killed me lol
My platoon was there for that first clip lol😅😅
That quarters meme was true for me... Then straight to clampdown for 30 minutes.
This makes me feel good.
Niko said airforce was better then everyone esle.
I qualfied for airforce 😂
security forces general orders lmaooooo
Marines that smoke the enemy
Damn those draws seen better days. Somebody sniffed them, LMAO
Mating season lmao 😂
Never thought I’d make it on your channel 😂
I memorized the 240B. I love that thing.
The marines that still use a Dip can brother
😂 love ya bother!
Idk how many millitary fails i watch 😂
I love you Nikko
i think only the 12B/C and 11 series get to see live explosions in boot camp
Those are my old barracks from Carson hahaha that’s just normal activities
Hahah awesome video 🤘😝🤙
6:55 my recruiter became my companies supply sergeant after i was in for 4 years
Yo niko can u post more Airsoft fails there so funny 🤣
My ENG (Navy Lt CMDR) watched a 3:12 second anime music video to make sure he maxed out his planks on the PRT.
you're my fav RUclipsr:D
I saw live claymore during OSUT. I didn’t graduate that long ago either so they’re still doing it
Heres mine:The M4A1 is used by almost all U.S special operation units; and is the standard service rifle across the U.S. Army
I didn't get to throw my first frg or detonate a claymore until i was in IMC (basic infantry school for usmc) and even then only 2 per squad were able to do the claymore
Nikko - you gat to give me my pants back
me - wtf
The marines that don’t smoke at all 🗿
😂Just to good to be real
my drill got me company into saying OOOH AAAHH, and we did it so much to stuff she hated it.
Other than that, as a combat engineer we still get to see it. Put down the crater charge and walked up to the hole.
MADE IT A MISSION to get as close to our drill and say "ooooh aaah" as we saw how big the hole was
1:52 neither the ones that dip or chew are the best love my marine brothers😂
The marines that smoke crayons.
I love ur vids
The marines that smoke cigars
i love the marines that smoke cigarres
I still remember my first unit’s full name from 20 years ago. II MACE = II Marine Expeditionary Force Augmentation Command Element
Nikko look up the 2 snipers "I like your legs" short
The Marines that smoke enemy combatants are probably way better than the ones that hit the vape😂