Had a daren in our church one time. would stand up and verbally tell the pastor about how he sucked at preaching and "I should be pastoring this church" type nonsense. was later taken to a back room and talked to buy security who escorted him out and told him not to come back
me and my friend (probably around 10 at the time) were heading out to play with some Nerf guns. I lived in an apartment complex, so we had to use the elevator down. While heading down, an old lady (at least 70) told us that the orange, blue and yellow guns could be confused for real ones. Crazy part is all this happened in Norway.
9:45 those gates have child safe locks so that kids cant sneak in but if she just lifted up the latch on the other side she could have gotten in. Those gates are designed to prevent babies and toddlers from drowning.
@@willkentwell 10 years old, buy the time i. was 13 I could flip someone over my shoulder. He believed his daughter's should be able to help themselves in case he wasn't there to do it.
About the dog shit feet: when i was a child I had a nightmare about my friend's mom seizing out laying on the ground and then me coming to check on her and her licking me from heel to toe like grabbing my ankle and licking me heel to toe it was so creepy 😂 and I still remember it to this day
I have a 6yo blk german shepherd and a 1yo pit/rottie puppy. I refuse to muzzle train my dogs bc people are stupid. My German is a service dog and my puppy is in training to take over in the next year. Just a harness with do not pet written on it
I worked at a days inn that stuffs normal there was once a Karen that complained about her room after staying in it for 4-5 weeks and tried to get a full refund
whats up with the disgusting things for money? its awesome and all, but weird. i like weird. 😂 edit: somehow i feel like id get killed from laughing if i was breaching with you lol. one well timed "spread those cheeks, im going in" and im done...
We were at the park and some Karen walks up to me and my son and saying my son hit her daughter. But it was all lies cause she didn't even have a daughter
For the last clip sometimes the little ones refuse to put on a jacket and you have to wait till they decide that they want it. It is what it is. If you see something fked up wrong, say something but something like that STFUB
1:37 is actual a very sad story... she lost her husband,making her like that...but the neighbor actually opened up and told her he will do it for her,and she immediately started crying and saying sorry...the neighbor told her if she needs someone to talk to she's always welcome... It's actually very wholesome
I'm trying floating the keyboard because I'm curious what it's like, but yeah, I do want to shake his hand and also play this on loop when I'm away from my device
3:54 She didn't get arrested but got banded from a library, yes. A library. Karen (mid 20s lady) started screaming at me (teenager girl). Now I am a metal head, love music, so I was in full merch and make-up. So when she started screaming at me I got confused and asked if she was okay, she refused to acknowledge my questions, so I just imagined I was at a consert and started screaming back...fun times!
I've never encountered a Karen in the wild, but the plan is to forget all the therapy and lean into the PTSD. Let the intrusive thoughts win for a change. 😂
4:50 So fun story with this clip, it is from a while ago. It was an ER lobby at the hospital (if I recall correctly), the girl had just been screaming at the other woman and pulled her mask down to do so. The guy who walked up was either security or a cop and was telling her to sit down and not be yelling in people's faces like that. That is why he told her to basically stfu or he would kick her from the building.
Regarding the muzzle training. Forgot the Karen that tried to remove a muzzle from my Psychorott. When he went up for her face, it was my fault for making him mean by muzzling.
I am in law enforcement studies and when a Karen or really anyone calls 911 for a false emergency or even just to complain about someone and it’s not true they can be taken to jail immediately because u are not allowed to falsely call 911. So don’t play with the law.
I have a Karen story so, when I was little we went to a soccer game for my brother and my dog was sleeping and the referee ran by my dog and my dog like, flinched and all the the sudden the ref starts scream “The dog bit me, I’m bleeding out” FLIP YOU!!! He went to the doctor and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him.
That last one… I had someone approach me at Michaels craft stir because my 2 year old was crying because he couldn’t get a model car to build (I picked out a wood airplane project age appropriate) Karen: Just give him what he wants already I walked up to her.. closely and said “Go pound sand. I don’t give in and mind your own business” She did walk away. People 🤦🏼♀️
The lady in the red pants had a mental health episode. It was either psychosis or schizophrenia, I can’t remember. But she had forgotten her meds and thought her neighbor was working for some nonexistent corporation to spy on her.
Kids don’t go outside anymore because anytime we do something, we are getting yelled at by somebody for it. Want kids to stop playing video games, stop yelling at them trying to have fun.
In Poland, Lidl employees are gonna start wearing bodycameras apparently, sooo. xD Also, Karens are a bit like dogs, big and scary until they realize you can actually respond to them. >:D Oh and what is up with you and feet, Niko?
That one with the old lady. She did that again and the man spoke to her realized she was just lonely and invited her to just come by whenever. There was a video that went viral.
I gotta say, I remember being 8-16 still. I was a hellion, I could full sprint barefoot on gravel in December with snow on the ground. Children are wild when it comes to structured resilience, it comes with the youthful metabolism. I'm in my 30s these days, and still have resilient feet, but I get cold now without layers.
My neighbors wife is a Karen, the other day I was up at our garage with my dad (our garage don’t connect to our house as we live on 2 acres and it’s up on a hill) I literally said “the b!tch is home”! My dad laughed 😅
I was literally riding my 50 cc dirtbike on the sidewalk, which was extremely legal. There was no problem with me doing it, and she called the cops and the cops literally told me to drive away and they will deal with it. Next thing I know coming back down the street to my friends house because he called me. The cops were literally like tackling the Karen because she kept trying to run. Yeah, she got her ass whooped
Reminder than if your neighbor points their camera into your property (private areas such as backyard or in your house) to be the most disgusting being to exist.
Whats your craziest Karen story?!
Karen’s in the airport are always winners 😂
Had a daren in our church one time. would stand up and verbally tell the pastor about how he sucked at preaching and "I should be pastoring this church" type nonsense. was later taken to a back room and talked to buy security who escorted him out and told him not to come back
me and my friend (probably around 10 at the time) were heading out to play with some Nerf guns. I lived in an apartment complex, so we had to use the elevator down. While heading down, an old lady (at least 70) told us that the orange, blue and yellow guns could be confused for real ones. Crazy part is all this happened in Norway.
A kat Said meow
9:45 those gates have child safe locks so that kids cant sneak in but if she just lifted up the latch on the other side she could have gotten in. Those gates are designed to prevent babies and toddlers from drowning.
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" got me cracking up. 🤣😂
L
Same
Had an army dad.. first thing he taught me was the move to get someone to release you when being choked. God bless him.
How old were you?
@@willkentwell 10 years old, buy the time i. was 13 I could flip someone over my shoulder. He believed his daughter's should be able to help themselves in case he wasn't there to do it.
Will enless it’s a ji justu person
@@alisonhurtado1094how did you get u mixed up with e. They're across the keyboard bro💀
@brickslayerstudio my boy, there is no e in jujitsu.
“You ever have a feeling that you’re being watched”bro I immediately loved him.
Perfect transition 😂 3:48
The quick edits in your videos and your high energy just scratch every itch in my ADHD brain 😂
The dog don’t bite, but I do
That first one ain't Karen, that's Methanie!😂
5:40 Hey Galvin blake Batman here
bro mr editor did a 15/10 job on this one
Idk how people have no clue that spitting is a felony in itself 💀
Les go! Can’t wait to see these fails!
Yesss!
4:52 Bro whipped out the knife hand on that Karen. I see you drill sarnt
Not for $10,000 homie 🤣😂
@1:36 please do your best to find this full clip. It turned out to be really wholesome. Props to the guy he was amazing.
About the dog shit feet: when i was a child I had a nightmare about my friend's mom seizing out laying on the ground and then me coming to check on her and her licking me from heel to toe like grabbing my ankle and licking me heel to toe it was so creepy 😂 and I still remember it to this day
I carry a drilled powered train horn in my car for these exact situations:56 you need to buy one they are amazing!
2:42 captions are wildddd.
Yeah I had to go back cause I had the video muted.
I have a 6yo blk german shepherd and a 1yo pit/rottie puppy. I refuse to muzzle train my dogs bc people are stupid. My German is a service dog and my puppy is in training to take over in the next year. Just a harness with do not pet written on it
The Karen at 7:49 sounds like the midget from the bench warmers when he's yelling because gus was in his basement
She shattered the widow on the bus
That one Karen looks like the turtle from ice age
I worked at a days inn that stuffs normal there was once a Karen that complained about her room after staying in it for 4-5 weeks and tried to get a full refund
Great Video once again keep up the good work also you should look up gale lewis
on that last one how can you protect your child from the environment when you can’t protect yourself from it
(For the Karen at the pool) No balls you wont
10,000 dollars is 10,000 dollars
Oh no not the crack heads
I'm beginning to think all police departments all over the world should have a Krazy karen ,, Ken departments 😂😂😂😂
yeeeeeeees more fails
5:51
THEY MOVING THEY LEG AND THEY IN A WHEELCHAIR
0:19 yes
Not the billie eilish duh 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
10k wouldn't even cover the medical costs for whatever I would get from her toe beans
You ever get the feeling your being watched?
Can you do a video with Narrator and Mully
That would be super interesting
Bro where's my money
whats up with the disgusting things for money? its awesome and all, but weird. i like weird. 😂
edit: somehow i feel like id get killed from laughing if i was breaching with you lol. one well timed "spread those cheeks, im going in" and im done...
We were at the park and some Karen walks up to me and my son and saying my son hit her daughter. But it was all lies cause she didn't even have a daughter
Shit, 30g's heal to toe baby. I'd just spend a grand on medication, easy money 💰 🤑 😎
Its not about the money
For the last clip sometimes the little ones refuse to put on a jacket and you have to wait till they decide that they want it. It is what it is. If you see something fked up wrong, say something but something like that STFUB
Hello my fellow Jeepers them are not my not my pronouns 😂😂😂🇺🇸
10000 yes I'll do it
The people in Europe are Not that crazy as in USA 😂
I SPEN 35 DOLERS
1:37 is actual a very sad story... she lost her husband,making her like that...but the neighbor actually opened up and told her he will do it for her,and she immediately started crying and saying sorry...the neighbor told her if she needs someone to talk to she's always welcome...
It's actually very wholesome
She had also been experiencing insomnia and this was the second night she couldn’t sleep. I feel bad for her. I have insomnia and hate it.
Saw the follow up video where the gentleman invites her over whenever she's lonely for wine and crackers. I cried and it was adorable
Yeah that video genuinely turned into a wholesome friendship. 1/100 Karens might just need a friend lol
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" -I gotta shake that man's hand.
fr, this guy is chill af.
I'm trying floating the keyboard because I'm curious what it's like, but yeah, I do want to shake his hand and also play this on loop when I'm away from my device
3:54
She didn't get arrested but got banded from a library, yes. A library. Karen (mid 20s lady) started screaming at me (teenager girl). Now I am a metal head, love music, so I was in full merch and make-up. So when she started screaming at me I got confused and asked if she was okay, she refused to acknowledge my questions, so I just imagined I was at a consert and started screaming back...fun times!
I've never encountered a Karen in the wild, but the plan is to forget all the therapy and lean into the PTSD. Let the intrusive thoughts win for a change. 😂
Imagine me sitting on your shoulder: “Do it. No don’t think! DO IT!” xD
My brother's favorite line for people like that:
"Society has made you _very_ comfortable, hasn't it?"
Nothing better to keep the Karen's and Darren's away, then watching Nikko once a day!
4:50 So fun story with this clip, it is from a while ago. It was an ER lobby at the hospital (if I recall correctly), the girl had just been screaming at the other woman and pulled her mask down to do so. The guy who walked up was either security or a cop and was telling her to sit down and not be yelling in people's faces like that. That is why he told her to basically stfu or he would kick her from the building.
Knife hand meets Karen.
Didn't he get fired tho?
@@jnicole2440 I am not sure if he did get fired, I just remember watching the video a while ago
Karen’s just don’t know when to quit 😂
😂
Hello nikko.
Oh hell no 0:20
Regarding the muzzle training. Forgot the Karen that tried to remove a muzzle from my Psychorott. When he went up for her face, it was my fault for making him mean by muzzling.
Feel legitimely bad for the jeep guy, he was just trying to be nice to a fellow jeeper 😭😭
I am in law enforcement studies and when a Karen or really anyone calls 911 for a false emergency or even just to complain about someone and it’s not true they can be taken to jail immediately because u are not allowed to falsely call 911. So don’t play with the law.
You know your day is gonna be amazing when Nikko post another great video
Facts
Facts
Indeed
@@nikkoortizshortsFacts from the man himself
I have a Karen story so, when I was little we went to a soccer game for my brother and my dog was sleeping and the referee ran by my dog and my dog like, flinched and all the the sudden the ref starts scream “The dog bit me, I’m bleeding out” FLIP YOU!!! He went to the doctor and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him.
You know, normally my stress can't stand watching Karen vids... But you my friend have made watching these so much funnier and nicer. ❤thanks 😂
That first Karen should be named methany and her husband should be named methew. If you got bit by either one you'll be methed up for at least a week
That last one… I had someone approach me at Michaels craft stir because my 2 year old was crying because he couldn’t get a model car to build (I picked out a wood airplane project age appropriate)
Karen: Just give him what he wants already
I walked up to her.. closely and said “Go pound sand. I don’t give in and mind your own business”
She did walk away. People 🤦🏼♀️
She probably just wanted your child to shut up.
7:14 the mexican really said yes im racist
The lady in the red pants had a mental health episode. It was either psychosis or schizophrenia, I can’t remember. But she had forgotten her meds and thought her neighbor was working for some nonexistent corporation to spy on her.
If a Karen puts her hands on me? I identify as a she/her
Whats up with the feet related "would you" questions? Is there something we should know?
feels illegal to be this easily.
The Karen in the doctors office with the security guard pulling out his knife hand is a classic. He ain't playing!
Washed or dirty toes? lol.
Kids don’t go outside anymore because anytime we do something, we are getting yelled at by somebody for it. Want kids to stop playing video games, stop yelling at them trying to have fun.
The old lady one 1:40 actually had a nice happy ending. The old lady and the neighbor and good friends now lol saw it on tiktok lolol
6:06. So the woman in the wheelchair fakee a disability? Yup like thats okay
I can scream way louder than the Karen at 3:04 in the video
We all agree Nikkos got a foot fetish right?😂
It definitely seems like he does, I don’t think I’ve ever heard another RUclipsr talk so much about feet. 😂
In Poland, Lidl employees are gonna start wearing bodycameras apparently, sooo. xD
Also, Karens are a bit like dogs, big and scary until they realize you can actually respond to them. >:D
Oh and what is up with you and feet, Niko?
Now... This is the most sophisticated, most elegant, Most moi moi nikko ortiz video, Very pleasurable.
Agreed 😂
the best story i got is when someone passed me on a double yellow and got pulled over IMMEDIATELY. thats the best I got
Get a coat for my kid? How about get a mint for that breathe.
5:50 “You ever Get the feeling Your being Watched?” Jeremy-1968
Bro when the dude putting the fence said do you ever feel you are being watch made me laugh so hard and when the girl said your mother failed you
That one with the old lady. She did that again and the man spoke to her realized she was just lonely and invited her to just come by whenever. There was a video that went viral.
3:21 I’m dead 😮💨🤌
I gotta say, I remember being 8-16 still.
I was a hellion, I could full sprint barefoot on gravel in December with snow on the ground.
Children are wild when it comes to structured resilience, it comes with the youthful metabolism.
I'm in my 30s these days, and still have resilient feet, but I get cold now without layers.
These clips give me secondhand embarrassment so bad.
My neighbors wife is a Karen, the other day I was up at our garage with my dad (our garage don’t connect to our house as we live on 2 acres and it’s up on a hill) I literally said “the b!tch is home”! My dad laughed 😅
We need a Nikko vs. Karen in the wild
2:30 thats a fake story she wanted on the bus... thats it.
I would im having financial troubles
One day, Karen will learn what an undercarriage looks and feels like. Bubump
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
I was literally riding my 50 cc dirtbike on the sidewalk, which was extremely legal. There was no problem with me doing it, and she called the cops and the cops literally told me to drive away and they will deal with it. Next thing I know coming back down the street to my friends house because he called me. The cops were literally like tackling the Karen because she kept trying to run. Yeah, she got her ass whooped
Let’s fucking go
Karen: puts hands on me.
Me: *BY GODS LIGHT I SMIGHT THEE!*
A Karen tried to kidnap my two children and grabbed my daughters arm I turned around and backhanded her
Reminder than if your neighbor points their camera into your property (private areas such as backyard or in your house) to be the most disgusting being to exist.
Niko got the most random questions💀
I was chased for picking up someone's trash
Yes, even for 100!!!
Greetings from a german paratrooper
The guy in the white shirt saying Don’t you feel like you’re being watched looks like Michel Keaton 😂
Happy Wednesday, Nikko. I hope you're well ❤